Escape (transcript)

This is the transcript to the Jungle Book fanfic Escape.

(Setting: The jungle. The animals are going about their business. Everything is quiet, until the silence is broken by the sound of men whooping. A circus carriage approaches, frightening off the animals. Two men jump off. One of them is short and thin, the other is tall and fat. Both are dressed in top hat and tails. The carriage has the words "Frazetti Bros. Travelling Circus printed across. The first man,Lennie,inhales.)

Lennie: (in an Italian accent) Look where we are, Tone. Miles of jungle filled with animals to the brim! (claps his hands together) A veritable smorgasbord of animals you might say.

Tony: (giggles) Yeah! (Lennie rolls his eyes at him, in exasperation.)

Lennie: Tone, I am the brains, not ''you. You ''are the muscle. You are so dumb, I bet if you  fell into a ravine, you'd stop and ask for directions. I mean, how...

Man's voice: ENOUGH FOOLING AROUND!

(Tony and Lennie turn around. A muscular grey-haired gun-toting man clad in a safari outfit, Tex Hanson, is striding towards them.)

Lennie: (surprised) Tex! How are you? Is...

(Hanson aims his gun just inches from Tony's face.)

Hanson: Ya think we're in India for sightseeing?!?

Tony: Well...uh....

Hanson: (screaming at the top of his lungs) We've come to India to find animals for your PATHETIC CIRCUS!?!?