Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats: Lost Episode

I love funny animal cartoons or shows with anthromorphic animals and dress up like them. In other words, I'm a furry. One of them is Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats. I love Cleo, and I think she's cute! However, I feel odd when watching episodes of the show after the experience I had.

It started one hot summer day, I was watching an episode of Garfield & Friends on my Wii U's Netflix thing until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put some stuff in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused the episode to go see what I got in the mail. Among the bills and cards and letters was a Maxwell recordable VHS tape. I took it inside.

A friend of mine who moved to Hong Kong to study at the Hong Kong Academy for Performing Arts sent me an letter along with the tape, and the letter was attached to the tape. “You will not believe this,” it said. “Looking for something to watch late last night in my dorm room and found this playing on a satellite channel that seems to work randomly. Caught the entire thing on a VHS tape I had recording for channel surfing.”

I went down to my food cabinet and got some Munchos potato crisps and a can of Diet Pepsi with Original Sweetener Blend. I got out my multi-regional VCR and PAL TV set, plugged them in, and slammed the tape in. I hit play and I noticed that it started off with some sort of station ident. The station was called "ZERO" and it's logo was the computer simulation of the planet Jupiter by Philip Marcus and Nicholas Socci that was on the cover of DEVO's Smooth Noodle Maps album. After that it showed a black screen with the text "This episode should not be viewed during pregnancy or before operating heavy machinery. 18 and up only!" which was in Comic Neue. I ignored it and then some sort of episode production number came up which read "15-60-75: Season 3, Episode 1". What? The show never had a 3rd season! It then cut to the opening theme which played as normal. The Heathcliff segment was called "Sonja's Suicide" and the title card used was the "Walk On" card showing Mungo about to step on a lying down Heathcliff. The copyright read "© D.I.C. 666". I also ignored it.

The episode began with Heathcliff trying to woo Sonja as normal. Suddenly, Hector bursted in. Hector was wearing a Zorro costume and had an AK-47! What the hell?