The Destruction of the Bus (version 3)

It is worth noting that, in the Galactic Empire, many non-humans such as Wookiees, Mon Calamari, Lurrians, and Talz were 'actively discouraged' to participate in government or join the Imperial military because of the Empire's Human High Culture policy. As such, I will not attempt to convince the Empire to allow the Wookiees, Mon Calamari, Lurrians or Talz to participate in government or join the Imperial military.

You're right, because, if you do, then I will make the bus from the Chips Ahoy CremeWiches commercial go out of control and crash. It will burst into flames, killing everyone on it!

The bus from the Chips Ahoy CremeWiches commercial was driving on the road. The black middle-aged bus driver was driving the bus. The white creme and the 2 cookies, squashed together, were talking to the teenage boy with the baseball cap. The baby boy was resting in the warm and loving embrace of his mother. The old lady with the glasses was filing her nails. Suddenly, the bus driver saw ice on the road. The ice was created by the evil King Maximus. The bus went on the ice. The bus driver tried to get out of the ice, but the bus slid on the ice and went out of control. Everyone screamed. The bus went off a cliff and crashed into the ground below. The bus burst into flames, killing the bus driver and everyone else.