Rosen Island

Rosen Island is a island in the sea owned by Michael Rosen.

Beginnings
Rosen Island was founded by Michael Rosen's ancestor, Rosen "Abdul" Brillsex, and his friends on a small but very large tropical island off the coast of Florida, USA in 1925 to escape from their strict teacher in London, England.

During World War I, Rosen Island remained neutral.

World War II
During World War II, the Island was taken over by Nazi Germany, who had built a concentration camp on the Island. During this time, many of its inhabitants were sent to and killed in these camps. In 1944, though, Rosen Island was liberated by the British and American military forces, though despite this, they became neutral after liberation.

Currently a Toys "R" Us stands on the site of the Nazi concentration camp. The tower and the jail block have been restored and used as part of the store and a sightseeing tower.

Post War and Turmoil
After World War II, faced with a dwindling population, the Tsar of Rosen Island made a decree in 1955 that all cum was to be reserved for reproductive purposes until the population had rebounded, which had caused an outrage in the normally peaceful island, causing many of its citizens to leave the Island.

Rebound, Recession, and 2nd Cumming
In the 1970s, the population, which had dwindled greatly since the 1950s, started to rebound, due to a mass increase in the number of people, who had originally come to visit, moving to the island to drink the infinite amounts of drinks that Rosen Island boasted. In addition, the economy soared due to tourism from all over the world. This period of boom lasted until the early 1990s, when tourism fell, causing an economic recession, as the country's entire economy was built around tourism, with very little manufacturing and agricultural. In the mid Noughties, the recession ended with another boom in tourism, and an increase in the financial and manufacturing sectors, and the increase in the exports of plums (aka PLAMZ).

Today
Today, Rosen Island is a successful island nation with a booming economy and booming tourism.

Economy
The economy of the island is nearly 75% tourism, which is down from 95% in 1980, due to an increase in the financial and manufacturing sectors of Rosen Island's economy in recent years, and from exports of plums to other countries throughout the world.

Government
The government of the island is a constitutional monarchy headed by Michael Rosen and Prime Minister Wilford Brimley of the Diabeetus Party.

Parliament
The parliament of the island is primarily dominated by the Brillsex Party, which holds about 70% of the seats in the parliament. Other parties with members in parliament are the Craticdemo Party (12%), the Diabeetus Party (12%), the Pingüscialist Party (5%), and the PLAMZ Party (1 member). Independent members consist of 0.95% of the parliament.

Crime
Crime rates are currently 5%, 75% of which are sexual harassment and assault charges. Murder rates on the island are at absolute 0, while robbery was 25%, of which, 100% of robbery crimes were robberies of the McDonald's restaurant at the seaside, the Toys "R" Us on the site of the Nazi camp, the Plum Café, and the PLAMZ Party HQ.