Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: The Lost Episode

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is a show that airs on Disney Junior. The show is said to be a good TV role model, which it kind of is. But what Disney doesn't tell you is that one episode was so weirdly crazy, that they couldn't even air it. It's called " Mickey's Penthouse."

Hear is the script:

'Intro Begins. Mickey walks up the hill.'

Mickey: Hey, everybody! It's me, Mickey Mouse! Say, ya wanna come inside my Clubhouse?

'Silence is what you hear. After 3 seconds...'

Mickey: Well, all right! Let's go!

'As he turns around, he is immediantly punched in the face and falls to the ground. Seconds later, he gets on his feet, revealing a black eye.'

Mickey: Well, sorry... that was... unexpected. Anyway... Oop! I almost forgot! To make the Clubhouse appear, YOU get to say the tragic words!

Mickey: Well, go on! Say the tragic words! NOW!!!

'After saying the Tragic Words, " Your Parents Hate You." , The Clubhouse appears, only to be a wooden bathroom stall.'

Mickey: More coming soon!