The Gravity Falls Movie

=The Gravity Falls Movie=

In Theaters December 26, 2014

(Opening: The "Gravity Falls" TV intro plays in a small rectangle in the center of the screen. Captions "Walt Disney Channel Pictures" and "A Disney Channel Animation Studios" cut on and off on top of this rectangle. At the end of the intro, the logo "The Gravity Falls Movie" zooms in, and then cut to black.)

(A view of The Mystery Shack. Dipper and Mabel are in the living room.)

Dipper: What's Springmas?

Mabel: A new annual festival similar to Christmas while it celebrated on March 25.

Wendy: Mabel! Dipper, we are going on a trip to Auntie-Arctic.

Dipper: Can I go to trick-or-treating?

Mabel: No! We're not going to treak-or-treating! We're going to Auntie-Arctic.

Dipper: Auntie-Arctic?!? Oh, dear! Sometimes he ain't play games. I need, um, to order pizza at 7:00.

Soos: Dipper!

Dipper: That cups can be filled with Pitt Cola. And that means you had a tentacled penguin.

Soos: Dipper!

Dipper: I didn't have any money left before this.

Soos: Calm down, Dipper. Relax.

Dipper: I am not getting Summerween candy!

Mabel: Take it easy, Dipper. It's gonna be okay.

(Cut to an airport. Grunkle Stan showed a B492 airplane.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Grunkle Stan: This is an airplane! It's called B492!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: Dipper is right. You know, we love Auntie-Arctic.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Wendy: Well, Old Man McGucket. The airplane pilot wasn't a good plan.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Pacifica: There's no money was left at all.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Old Man McGucket holds a pilot hat to put on Pacifica.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: You're a police officer, Pacifica.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Pacifica: No. I'm an airplane pilot.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Cut to Dipper, Mabel, Grunkle Stan, Soos, Wendy, Waddles, Robbie, Candy Chiu, Grenda, Sherriff Blubs, Pacifica, Manly Dan, and Old Man McGucket lining up and sit on a seat inside the B492 airplane.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Waddles, are you excited?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Dipper reads Journal #3 and found a Tentacled Penguin in the new page.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: Aha! The tentacled penguin lives in Auntie-Arctic.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Grenda: What about Auntie-Arctic?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Sheriff Blubs: I do not know.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Deputy Edwin Durland: Hey, Blubs. Can I sit next?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Sherriff Blubs: Yes.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Deputy Edwin Durland sits next to Sheriff Blubs.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Candy Chiu: Waddles was right. He's my cousin Waddles—Ruggers. A reindeer lives in Auntie-Arctic.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Wendy: Mabel told Waddles loves you.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Manly Dan: You've got it, Wendy.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Robbie: Certainly.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Was the airplane is moving? My stomach.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Mabel's stomach growling.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Pacifica: Oh, my, gosh!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: Oh, no!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: We're off to see Auntie-Arctic!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Pacifica rides on a B492 airplane and flies up in the air.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Dipper, look! A map!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Grenda: Hold on tight.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Candy Chiu: Yeah, yeah.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Manly Dan: I should throw up? Not really.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: So, do you want to go Springmas back at the shack?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Yes! I suppose you had Santa Claws—a big blue lobster.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(The B492 airplane travels without flying to Auntie-Arctic and lands down in the ground.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Grenda: Uh-oh!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: What the heck, guys?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Grunkle Stan, Wendy, Grenda, Candy Chiu, Old Man McGucket, Sheriff Blubs, Manly Dan, Pacifca, Deputy Edwin Durland, and Robbie stayed inside the trees. Waddles, Soos, Dipper, and Mabel stayed in the snow next to the frozen lake.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: Where are we?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: Maybe Old Man McGucket's right, Mabel. The tentacled penguin who always dead.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: That tentacled penguin is not always dead.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: Can tentacled penguins fly?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: No. It's too bulky to fly.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: Let's see what I saw the tentacled penguin!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Soos walks in the frozen lake. He slipped and fall down on Dipper and Mabel.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: (slips on the frozen lake) Whoa!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Dipper, Mabel, and Soos falls down.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: I can't get up!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(The tentacled penguin appears next to the frozen lake.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: What is that?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: It is a penguin with tentacles.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">I must walk to go with it

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: (slips on the frozen lake) Whoa!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Dipper, Mabel, and Soos falls down.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: What are we gonna do?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: I have an idea!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Soos kicked Dipper and Mabel. Dipper and Mabel screams loudly and bumps the tentacled penguin.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Who are you?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: I'm Tentacled Penguin.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: Oh, no, no, no. We hear it is low in sodium.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: What?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: Dudes, I'm sorry because I slipped on the frozen lake.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(The walrus feeds on clams next to the frozen lake.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: Tentacled Penguin, look over here! I see a walrus.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: Walrus? What's a walrus?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(The walrus's tusks wrecked the snow. Mabel screamed and scared by a walrus.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: It's a monster!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: Don't worry, Mabel. It's just a walrus, right?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: Is a walrus coming with us?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: Why, splendid!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(The walrus's tusks wrecked Waddles's body.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: Holey cow! What do we do!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: And that means our pig is dead.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Soos looked Waddles.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: Do you have some bandages for Springmas at the shack?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper and Mabel: Yes.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Hi. My name is Elmer. The Eskimo was my very best pet reindeer—Ruggers.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: Of course, Elmer. It's a fun, warm day!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Well, I'm a walrus. I think so.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: Can you build a rectangular hole with a six logs?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Yes, I do.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Dipper, Mabel, and Soos digs a ground and makes a rectangular hole.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: I'm just great!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: What about Lil Gideon?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Cut to Grunkle Stan, Wendy, Grenda, Candy Chiu, Old Man McGucket, Sheriff Blubs, Manly Dan, Pacifca, Deputy Edwin Durland, and Robbie standing in the snow.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: It wasn't bad.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Grunkle Stan: I wish was Pacifica dressed as an airplane pilot.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Deputy Edwin Durland: An airplane pilot?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Old Man McGucket sees a walrus.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: It's a dangerous walrus!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Old Man McGucket screams and next to Dipper, Mabel, and Soos.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Sheriff Blubs: Nice work, McGucket. They're gone.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Grunkle Stan, Wendy, Grenda, Candy Chiu, Sheriff Blubs, Deputy Edwin Durland, Pacifica, Manly Dan, and Robbie goes to the B492 airplane.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Sheriff Blubs: We made it, guys.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(A musk ox appears Sheriff Blubs. Sheriff Blubs gasps.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Sheriff Blubs: Musk ox! Run for your lives!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Grunkle Stan, Wendy, Grenda, Candy Chiu, Sheriff Blubs, Manly Dan, Pacifica, Deputy Edwin Durland, and Robbie screams. A musk ox crunching in the snow. Grunkle Stan, Wendy, Grenda, Candy Chiu, Sheriff Blubs, Manly Dan, Pacifca, Deputy Edwin Durland, and Robbie falls down in the rectangular hole. Dipper puts in six logs on the rectangular hole.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Grenda: Where's Old Man McGucket? I must find Old Man McGucket.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Candy Chiu: Not Old Man McGucket!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Wendy: I thought it was Ruggers.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Robbie: Wendy, but Ruggers the green-nosed reindeer of all.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: We think that's a walrus.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot and Arctic Fox: Excuse me!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: Dipper, I had no fear yet.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Ruggers, It's me Mabel.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Hi, I'm Guillemot and this is Arctic Fox.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Hey, Walrus. What does it do?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: A man made out of snow—it's called a snowman.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: Because Frosty the Snowman didn't like to eat carrots.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Old Man McGucket eating carrots.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: It is orange and tasty.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: The reindeer has a green nose.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: A reindeer? Reindeers have green noses.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: I hope that gnomes have pointy teeth.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Creepy.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Uh, Mabel? Your stomach's still empty?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: Um... I suppose that couldn't be think.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Oh, my goodness!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: Stay calm!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: Guys, look! Six logs. Can I roll?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: No, Tentacled Penguin.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: You know, I can't get it.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: I'm gonna check Grunkle Stan.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Mabel picks up six logs.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Grunkle Stan: Don't do it, kid! You ruined the logs!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Now this bird's going to dive.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: Sorry. That Eskimo wears a coat.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Eskimos made igloos while they're so much.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: With a big bounce in it.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: Really? I had it.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Are you kidding me? Not yet. Your friends must be it.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: Can you make chili? <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Nope.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Sorry, Old Man McGucket. I thought really can't make chili at all.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: It's obvious!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: May I?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Let's see.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Guillemot founds a coin.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: I see it!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: How did you get a coin?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: That purse keeps spitting it out.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Tentacled Penguin, this is your job.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: What job?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Careers.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus, Musk Ox, Arctic Fox, and Guillemot: Surprise!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Elmer screams.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Are you scared?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: No, I'm just fine.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: Could have sworn I pack up your food?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Not like that. <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">I have long tusks and I wrecked the snow because the pig is dead.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: It works for the pigs!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: A green-nosed reindeer has 80 pounds.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Really. I already know it.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: We hadn't litters.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: I stayed in Auntie-Arctic and back to Mystery Shack.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Ruggers cruching in a snow. Walrus writes in a letter.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: (reading): "Dear, Dipper and Mabel. We live in Auntie-Arctic and see the tentacled penguin. It's the weirdest penguin in the world! Love, Wendy."

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: Stand aside!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Please, sir! We told you can be beat that thing.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: I'll say. Real penguins don't even have tentacles.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: What's this is about?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Bingo!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Oh, great. It was expecting to find a thing at this hour.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: No, Walrus! Tentacled Penguin was right. It seems that it happened.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Hop on!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Guillemot flying and on top of Walrus.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: You heard with Musk Ox said, "Dear, Dipper and Mabel. We live in Auntie-Arctic and see the tentacled penguin. It's the weirdest penguin in the world! Love, Wendy."

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: Ooh. Mabel: Their kings and queens around himself.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: What does it do?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Castle.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: At last, but Musk Ox is a hairy polar beast.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Yeah, yeah, proximity, sometimes we told you about proximity to candy.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: Our weather resembles a cross between with hot and cold.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: Auntie-Arctic is a weather mixed with summer and winter.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: You're jealous!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Tentacled Penguin, this fur's matching the snow.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: We made holly.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: And wreaths.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Some candy.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: But Lazy Susan made cookies to go with it.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: Lazy Susan?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: Never mind, Soos.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Without continue this, Mabel gets a grappling hook.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: What? A movie? Or a book? Or a lamp? Nah, he's lying. Snow. Snow it is.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Just kidding.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: Think we look at a sweater?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: Hey, nice sweater. Isn't it great?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Snowing? Snowy? Snowy owl?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: I made chicken noodle soup for you.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Thank you.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Arctic Fox eating chicken noodle soup.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Don't be silly, Arctic Fox.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Are you hilarious?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Not much problem.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Elmer, move the reindeer's head.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: It's me Elmer and this is Ruggers.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: (Reindeer Voice) Hey, there. Ruggers here.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: Elmer, good reindeer joke.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: What happened?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: We don't know.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: We wish thought I could.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: I know. We need a ladder!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: (brings a ladder) I'll get it.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Guillemot puts ladder in the rectangular hole and Grunkle Stan, Wendy, Grenda, Candy Chiu, Sheriff Blubs, Manly Dan, Pacifica, Deputy Edwin Durland, and Robbie climbing the ladder.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Well done, guys!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: Grunkle Stan was right. Ruggers can't sneeze.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Maybe he's kindly.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Grunkle Stan: Mabel's right! I hope the beluga was singing a song.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: It's called the sea canaries.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: I've never quick now.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Candy Chiu: What's wrong, Waddles? Is it alive?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Nope.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: Let me get this straight. Walrus's right. Never you fear.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Listen, Musk Ox! I have a plan. Walrus loves going to a party with Grunkle Stan.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Conservation.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Conservation?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: They captured a narwhal just like that.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Pacifica: I will try.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Deputy Edwin Durland: This sure makes me feel dizzy.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Manly Dan: Enough!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Sherriff Blubs: How did you get that snow?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Nothing.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: Arctic Fox, it's true.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: This is true.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Not bad at all.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Wendy: Oh, yes.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Face it, Guillemot! Never been so much fun.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: You're busted a game? Not a chance.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: I think the candy monster loves Summerween candy.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: No way, buddy.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Dipper's calling me buddy? Not bad.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: What we need to go back to Mystery Shack.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: Really?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Do you mind?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: No way.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Wendy: Um, it's easy to safe here.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Did we get wrecked Waddles? No way, you can go to the animal doctor.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: It's called veterinarian.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: Look what you've had Waddles was bloody.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Arctic Fox, Walrus, Musk Ox, Guillemot, Ruggers, and Elmer looking at Waddles' body is painful.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Check this out. I think that pig's going to the doctor.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: What's a doctor?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: Or a nurse?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Maybe not. Seriously, Ruggers' similarly like Waddles.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Oh, my, lord. I killed Waddles.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: You see, those tusks wrecking Waddles.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: What's the pig's name?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Waddles.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus, Musk Ox, Arctic Fox, and Guillemot: Waddles!?!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Whatever, this must take Waddles to the doctor and need some bandages for Springmas. I make the icicles.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Elmer laughs.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Elmer, what's so funny?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Not much.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: Oh, forget the presents. I will buy you more presents.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Why did the big blue lobster bringing presents?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: I give up.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Well, well, well, you look dangerous, Walrus.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: I couldn't be a polar animal.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: Because a narwhal swimming in the ocean. (He dreamed Soos watching a narwhal. The narwhal swimming with Soos.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper and Mabel: Wow! Nice!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Is it?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Yes, Elmer. But narwhals aren't friendly, like dolphins—he's dangerous.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: I suppose you found all of these icebergs.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: That personal iceberg?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Walrus wrecked the snow.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Walrus, what are you doing?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: I don't think so.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: They can?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: I think that pig's body has blood again.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: What is blood?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Well, it's about the red liquid.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: No Waddles?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Elmer slaps his Tentacled Penguin's face.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Tentacled Penguin, Waddles would be brought my Mabel! Sit down!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Please, calm down.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Elmer, my dear Eskimo, relax.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: That's my pal.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: Elmer, I'm sorry.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: It was really my fault.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: Silly me!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: You say so.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: That's a great thing!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: This reindeer has a green nose.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: It's called Ruggers.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Because Dipper listening to Icelandic Pop Group Babba.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: But Multi Bear goes into the cave.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Wendy: Sheesh! Get real, eh!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: Can you believe this guy?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Exactly.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot:  <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Don't be silly, sweetheart. You're fine. I'm sure Old Man McGucket writes the list.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Is it cold outside or what?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: Disco Girl is an Icelandic Pop Group Babba.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: I heard about the Icelandic Pop Group Babba this time.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Wendy: There is no lump of coal at Mystery Shack.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Yes! We just positive wrecked Waddles, just like Walrus.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: Walrus, Santa Claws is going to bring you presents at the shack.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: The shack? You're gonna find out who's naughty or nice.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Walrus drinks a hot chocolate.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Grenda: But Santa Claws was coming to town.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: What does Arctic Fox doing?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Our fur's matching the snow we'll might be white.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Those mosquitoes bite Dipper's arm and said "Bewarb".

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: What is "Bewarb"?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: We had no idea.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Grenda: Get it.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Candy Chiu: You bet! She drives in a B492 airplane to Auntie-Arctic.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Grunkle Stan thinks he found a B492 airplane at the airport. See? There it is.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: Why, of course! Elmer and Mabel are now friends because Waddles and Ruggers are now pets, too.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Obviously Ruggers doesn't have a red nose—it has a green nose.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Robbie: Their colors? Ruggers doesn't have a red nose, like Rudolph.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Dagnabit! I was even cruching on a snow.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Wendy: Say, do penguins have tentacles?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: Yes, I do.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: He's extreme, Tentacled Penguin.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: Tentacled Penguin, you're the weirdest penguin in the world.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: That's right, Old Man McGucket.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Just ignore him!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: What's going on?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Tentacles.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: Oh, yeah. Tentacles. Tentacles!?! Why do penguins have tentacles?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: Because I am a penguin with octopus-like tentacles.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: What do you mean?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Hey, who's the twin sister?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Are you calling me?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: Uh-oh! <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">They called Mabel.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Are you calling me?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: You should've done yet.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Are you calling me!?!?!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: Not now.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: They call me Twin Sister! Ahh!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: I think the giant polar bear is coming.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: (picked up Waddles) Oh, no.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: Are you nuts?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(The giant polar bear appears Dipper, Mabel, Grunkle Stan, Soos, Wendy, Robbie, Candy Chiu, Grenda, Sheriff Blubs, Manly Dan, Pacifca, Deputy Edwin Durland, Old Man McGucket, Musk Ox, Walrus, Arctic Fox, Ruggers, Tentacled Penguin, Guillemot, and Elmer. The giant polar bear growls loudly. Soos yells. Dipper, Mabel, Grunkle Stan, Soos, Wendy, Robbie, Candy Chiu, Grenda, Sheriff Blubs, Manly Dan, Pacifca, Deputy Edwin Durland, Old Man McGucket, Musk Ox, Walrus, Arctic Fox, Ruggers, Tentacled Penguin, Guillemot, and Elmer ran away.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: What are you having?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Perhaps, I got it!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Dipper, Mabel, Grunkle Stan, Soos, Wendy, Waddles, Robbie, Candy Chiu, Grenda, Sheriff Blubs, Manly Dan, Pacifica, Deputy Edwin Durland, Old Man McGucket, Musk Ox, Walrus, Arctic Fox, Ruggers, Tentacled Penguin, Guillemot, and Elmer was stop running. Mabel puts down Waddles.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Stop, you big white bear!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(The giant polar bear was stop running.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Giant Polar Bear: Who is it?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: I am Elmer.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Some of what?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: That looks guilty.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: I know.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Giant Polar Bear: He eats peanuts because let's go for a drink.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: Uh, Giant Polar Bear?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Can you fetch that fish? <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Come and get it!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Giant Polar Bear: Take your own ride!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Elmer throws a fish and the giant polar bear catches.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: Gee. I thought the giant polar bear ran away.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: Keep it here.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Man, I don't like mosquitoes.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: You won't get be just toast.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: See what happens that eat snow.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Precisely.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: Don't worry

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: You're dangerous.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Why did the walrus get smashed a pig?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: Or take Waddles to the doctor.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Time out! This is serious.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: Who loves Christmas?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Nah. With her Christmas carols.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: That must be an ornament instead.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: The answer is stockings.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: By the way, he could speak it up into its phone rings.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: The big blue lobster bringing gifts at the shack being elsewhere.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Grunkle Stan: Man, I hate it.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Wendy: Face it, Mabel!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: Fine.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Sheriff Blubs: That's not worse now, Mabel.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Deputy Edwin Durland: Sorry about that, Blubs.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Manly Dan: I don't get it.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: Of course, it is.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: Reserved for Auntie-Arctic.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: (sees the picture) Very funny. Musk Ox founds a new picture. See?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: Ooh. They're famous.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: Pretty.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Grunkle Stan: Did you, Elmer.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Not yet.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Pacifica: We should've thought of it.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: How does Tentacled Penguin has eight tentacles and how really much impressed?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Sheriff Blubs: Old Man McGucket didn't get that carrot.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: Are you kidding? <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">No way. You should not be in that bus.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: It was easy to being interested.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Um, what does Elmer look like? But he didn't get out of this ice before this.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Right, that made Ruggers like to crunch snow.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Robbie: Green-nosed reindeer. Corrupted by their own kind. Why don't pick on somebody your own size!?!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Deputy Edwin Durland picked up the snowball.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Deputy Edwin Durland: This snow looks white indeed.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Pacifica: How weak?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Give me a break!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Hold on! But the icefish has blood is colorless. He can do that will be so around that much.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: That must be it. You always together to have a problem.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Satisfied or what? Absolutely not. Right, Old Man McGucket?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: Yeah, Walrus. You!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Good work!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: I'm going to build a snowman again!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Guillemot builds a snowman)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: There! All better!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: Way to go, Guillemot!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: You built the snowman.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Yes, sir!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Candy Chiu: Yeah, right.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Grenda: Great idea, Candy.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: I think that snowman is melting?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: Melting?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: I hate my snowman is melting!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Shut up!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: No, I'm not!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Yes, you are!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: No, I'm not!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Yes, you are!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Will you stop arguing, you two?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: Sorry, Walrus.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Oh, Guillemot. How bad can we melt the snowman?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Elmer: I think it's turning into summer again.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: The Auntie-Arctic was continued to polar creatures.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: To be continued.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Mabel picked up Waddles. Dipper, Mabel, Grunkle Stan, Soos, Wendy, Waddles, Robbie, Candy Chiu, Grenda, Sheriff Blubs, Manly Dan, Pacifica, Deputy Edwin Durland, Old Man McGucket, Musk Ox, Walrus, Arctic Fox, Ruggers, Tentacled Penguin, Guillemot, and Elmer goes inside the B492 airplane. Pacifica rides on a B492 airplane and back to Mystery Shack. Cut to a view of Mystery Shack. Dipper, Mabel, Grunkle Stan, Soos, Wendy, Robbie, Candy Chiu, Grenda, Old Man McGucket, Walrus, Arctic Fox, Musk Ox, Ruggers, Tentacled Penguin, Guillemot, and Elmer seeing presents under the Springmas Tree.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper: Wow! Presents!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Mabel: (puts down Waddles) It's just believe as the Springmas Carol.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Soos: (seeing Wendy opening its present to found a T-Shirt) T-Shirt? (seeing Dipper and Mabel opening its present to found two harmonicas) Harmonicas? (seeing Old Man McGucket opening its present to found a box of bandages) Bandages? (Arctic Fox opening its present to found Springmas Carols magazine?) Is that Springmas Carols magazine?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Arctic Fox: Of course, Soos. Ruggers the Green-Nosed Reindeer had a very leafy nose.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Grunkle Stan: Good work to you!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: Sometimes, it's Springmas!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Old Man McGucket puts a bandage on Waddles's body.)

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Old Man McGucket: All better. How cool is that, Tentacled Penguin?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Tentacled Penguin: I love it. Because it's the freeze to you.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Santa Claws: I'm Santa Claws. I'm a big blue lobster. I bring presents.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: Why not?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Musk Ox: It's true. Eh, I think you've get company.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Santa Claws: And that's all of my story.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Guillemot: We love going on a trip to Auntie-Arctic while go back to Mystery Shack.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Dipper, Mabel, Grunkle Stan, Soos, Wendy, Robbie, Grenda, Candy Chiu, Old Man McGucket, Elmer, Santa Claws, Tentacled Penguin, Walrus, Musk Ox, Arctic Fox, and Guillemot: Merry Springmas!

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">Walrus: I ate favorite food, such as clams.

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">(Cut to closing credits, when stills of the movie's scenes flash in the background while the credits are seen in the foreground. Credits from "Directed By" to "Additional Music Material By" are flashed on and off, with one background per credit. From "Production Manager" on, credits scroll, with different lettering and fonts, while the background changes. During the credits, portions of "Perrydise + Wide Awake", "Jingle Bells" and "I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas" can be heard.)