A Prisoner's Death

In the inmate-owned prison one day, a prisoner said "Guard, help!" But the guard said "I can't help you! I'm not on your side. I'm on the inmates' side!" The prisoner got very angry. He screamed, did a King Kong imitation and pounded his chest. The inmates heard the screaming and found out that the prisoner was doing it. The inmates decided to put an end to the prisoner's horrible screaming. They took out their mighty superphaser, set it to vaporize, aimed it at the prisoner, and fired. The prisoner was vaporized. He was dead!