Wu-Tang Clan (Comic Series)

An Comic Series Featuring The Wu-Tang Clan Later On They Use Costumes To Hide Their Identities

Characters

Method Man-One Of The Founding Members Of The Wu Tang Clan

Jonathan Washington-The Second Member To Join The Wu-Tang Clan His Costume Is Kinda Like Ghostface's Only He Wears An Mask And An Robe And Uses His Trusty Staff Named "The Jonathan Terminator" His Rap Style Is Hard Core

RZA-One Of The De Facto Leaders Of The Wu-Tang Clan

Ghostface Killah-Ghostface Killah One Of The Premier Rappers On The Wu-Tang Clan His Nickname Is Ghostface And He Also Goes By Ironman As Well

Raekwon-Raekwon Is Underrated Because He Can Rap Like No Other

U-God- U-God Is Also A Skilled Rapper Like Raekwon And Can Be Considered Good

Inspectah Deck-An Rapper Who Rhymes Things With The Things In His Head

Masta Killa-The Best Rapper Ever Puts Things Into Perspective

GZA-The Best Rapper

Cappadonna-He Starts And Finishes His Rhymes Hardcore

DJ Mathematics-He Is The DJ Of The Wu Tang Clan

Julie-Su The Echidna-The Latest Addition To The Clan

Michelle The Wolf-The Second Addition To The Clan

Issue #1: The Wu-Tang Clan Vs. Kidz

 * In The Wu-Tang Clan's Base*

Jonathan: Yo RZA

RZA: What's Up

Jonathan: I've Just Received An Call From Marge Simpson Informing Me That The Kidz Have Just Taken Over Springfield

RZA: You're Kidding Me Aren't You

Jonathan: No I'm Not Kidding You That's What Happened

RZA: Very Well Then It Seems We Must Travel To Springfield By Our Wu-Tang Clan Bus

Jonathan: Yep

Method Man: Everybody Hop On The Bus We're Busting Some Ass

Raekwon: You Heard Em


 * They Hop On The Wu-Tang Bus And It Drives Off*


 * Jonathan And Method Man Play Checkers*

Jonathan: Check And Mate I Win

Method Man: Yo Man You Cheated

Jonathan: The Hell?


 * They Get There*

Method Man: *Tips His Cap To The Side* Time To Do This

Raekwon: Let's Humiliate Kidz

U-God: And Show Them

Inspectah Deck: That The

Ghostface Killah:  Wu-Tang Clan Aren't Nothing To Fuck With

GZA: Yeah

Jonathan: Yeah Man It's Going Down *Tips His Yankees Cap Backwards* Let's Run Them Out Of Town

RZA: Charge!!!!!!


 * The Wu-Tang Clan Charges Ahead*

Lisa Simpson: *Robbing The Bank For Kidz* What The? *Looks Behind*

Jonathan: Bitch Slap Anyone? *Slaps Lisa Silly Upside The Head And She Falls*

Method Man: Yeah

Lisa Simpson: OW!!!! Was That Necessary

Jonathan: Hell Yes We're The Wu-Tang Clan Motherfuckers

Method Man: Yeah Word Up Yo

Lisa Simpson: No Fair How Come The Wu-Tang Clan Is Stronger Than Us

RZA: We Have Proper Training

Jonathan: You Don't Mess With The Wu Tang Clan Yo

Lisa Simpson: Crap

Issue # 2: The Wu-Tang Clan Get Called Into Anti-Mobius By Silver

 * In The Wu-Tang Hideout*

Jonathan: *Answers The Phone* Yo

Silver: Get Down Here Immediately Super Scourge Has Gone Nuts

Jonathan: Right *Hangs Up*

RZA: Guys It's Time To Get Our Costumes On

Jonathan: Crap If Only I Had An Costume Wait *Puts On His Costume Which Contains His Ghostface Mask And His Staff* Heh


 * They Put On Their Costumes*

Method Man: It's Butt-Kicking Time


 * They Arrive In Anti-Mobius*

Jonathan: The Anti-Castle Acorn Is Right There *Holding His Staff*

Method Man: Right Let's Do This


 * The Clan Enter The Castle*

RZA: This Is Bullshit

Jonathan: *Wearing His Mask* Is Anyone Okay?

Rosy The Rascal: Yes Please Help Me Up

Jonathan: Right *Lifts Rosy Up*

Rosy The Rascal: Thank You Very Much

Jonathan: Don't Mention It

Method Man: *Holding His Sledgehammer* Somebody Is About To Get Smashed To Bits

Jonathan: *Flips His Staff Repeatedly* Scourge Is Begging To Get His Motherfucking Ass Kicked By Me

Super Scourge: Oh Crap

Jonathan: *Charges His Staff At Super Scourge Sending Him Into The No Zone Jail* Tikal Motherfucker

Tikal The Echidna: I Think You Mean Tical

Jonathan: Shit

Issue #3: Performing Archie Sonic The Hedgehog Theme As Themselves Live
Jonathan: What The?


 * Moments Later*

Jonathan: The Hell?

GZA: I Don't Think This Was Thought Through

Method Man: Let's Just Get Up There


 * On Stage*

Jonathan: Yo DJ Mathematics Drop The Beat

DJ Mathematics: *Scratching On The Turntables*

Jonathan: AAAH Ooh Whatcha Gonna Do When The Golden Receiver The Wu Comes Through

Method Man: Aaah Ooh Whatcha Gonna Do When The Golden Receiver The Wu Comes Through

Raekwon: Yo It's The Wu-Tang Clan Performing Live In Mobius There's Nothing Funny About It I Got More Rhymes Than Shadow I Can Rock With The Best I Got It On Lock Yo

U-God: Yo Yo Check It I Have More Rhymes To Add You Just Can't Rock With I Spit Rhymes Like Fire You Can't Stop Them From Coming Out Of My Mouth You Can't Touch That I Got The Rhymes On Pact And You'd Better Run Before Amy Gets You


 * The Mobians Get On Stage To Perform With The Wu-Tang Clan*

Sally Acorn: Aaah Ooh Whatcha Gonna Do When The Golden Receiver When The Wu Comes Through

Sonic: Aaah Ooh Whatcha Gonna Do When The Golden Receiver When The Wu Comes Through

Shadow: Aaah Ooh Whatcha Gonna Do When The Golden Receiver When The Wu Comes Through

Julie-Su: Hold On I Am Julie-Su I Can Rap With The Mic I'm One Of The Best Female Echidna Rappers Around All You Fake Rappers Can't Match My Rhymes And Style You Think You're Hardcore But You Ain't I Got Rhymes That I Spit Out I'm The Best If You Think You're Better Than Me You're Sadly Mistaken I Got Rhymes Better Than Yours I Write My Own Rhymes You Fags Can't Match Mine You Fags Are Pathetic To Me Yo

RZA: Damn She's Got Tremendous Potential Let's Get Her On The Group

Michelle The Wolf: Ayo I'm Sweet Little Innocent Michelle The Wolf I Got Rhymes That Fit My Lifestyle All Of You Fake Wack Ass Rappers Think You're Better Than Me Not An Fat Chance I Got Rhymes That Can't Be Touched I'm Spitting Mad Rhymes I Write Rhymes You Fags Don't Write Any Stop Saying You're Better Than Me You Can't Even Rap I'm Far More Superior Than You Fake Ass Rappers So Take An Hike And Move Over Cause We And The Wu Tang Clan Are Coming Through!!!!

RZA: Wow Just Wow Michelle's Got Flow She's On The Team

Amy Rose: Aaah Ooh Whatcha Gonna Do When The Golden Receiver When The Wu Comes Through

Jonathan: Aaah Ooh Whatcha Gonna Do When The Golden Receiver The Wu Comes Through

Masta Killa: Yo Some Hoodrats Think They Are Hardcore They Ain't Because We're The Pioneers Of Hip Hop We Do Our Style To Our Potential Beware Of The Wu!!!!

Ghostface Killah: Yo It's The Ghostface Killah Coming To You From Mobius Putting Down Rhymes That Are Highly Difficult To Pull Off You Wack Ass Rappers Can't Compare To Us You Don't Have Our Skillset You're Wack And Get Destroyed Easily By 11 Of Us Yo

Rosy The Rascal: Aaah Ooh Whatcha Gonna Do When The Golden Receiver When The Wu Comes Through

Jonathan: I Spit Rhymes That Are Fire You Can't Put It Out If You Tried You Just Can't Stop Us From Verbally Assaulting You With Our Rhymes I Got The Rhymes To Make It Work You Fags Just Don't Have It I Am Better Than You All Fake Rappers

RZA: It's The Genius RZA The Founder Of Wu-Tang Clan You Wack Ass Rappers Just Can't Compare To Us You Fake Rappers Suck I'm Dissing Nicki Minaj, Drake, Wiz Khalifa And Odd Future Who In The Fuck Is Odd Future They Are Shit We Are The Pioneers Of Hip Hop We Rose From The Underground To Stardom They Can't Rock The Mic Like Us They Certainly Can't Rhyme Like Us

Method Man: It's Mr. Meth Or Tical Putting An Verbal Smackdown On You Fake Ass Rappers Asses I Got Next You Can't Flow Like Me You Just Can't Rap Like Us You're Pathetic And Weak As Hell Me And Homeboy Here Jonathan Are Rappers You Fake Ass Rappers Can't Rap Like Me Wu Tang Motherfuckers!!!!!

Sally Acorn: Aaah Ooh Whatcha Gonna Do When The Golden Receiver The Wu Tang Clan Comes Through

Jonathan: You Don't Stop

Method Man: Yo You Don't Quit

RZA: You Don't Stop

DJ Mathematics: *Scratching On The Turntables*

RZA: This Has Been An Wu Tang Clan Production

Jonathan: Give It Up For Method Man

Method Man: *Bows*

Jonathan: Ghostface Killah

Ghostface Killah: *Bows*

Jonathan: Raekwon

Raekwon: *Bows*

Jonathan: Cappadonna

Cappadonna: *Bows*

Jonathan: GZA

GZA: *Bows*

Jonathan: And Our Two Special Guests Julie-Su And Michelle The Wolf

Julie-Su: *Bows And Hugs Jonathan* It's Nice To Be On An Track Where I Can Let My Natural Rapping T

Michelle The Wolf: *Bows And Hugs Jonathan* I Love It

Jonathan: Masta Killa

Masta Killa: *Bows*

Jonathan: And Lastly U-God

U-God: *Bows*

Issue #4: The Wu-Tang Clan Get Ambushed By Enerjak

 * Inside The Wu-Tang Clan Base*

Jonathan: Okay That Would Be Good

Lyco The Wolf: You Know Elias Acorn Told Me All About The Wu Tang Clan

Silver: Yeah You're The First Official Rap Group Consisting Of Yourself, Method Man, RZA, GZA, DJ Mathematics, Cappadonna, U-God, Ghostface Killah, Raekwon, Inspectah Deck And Masta Killa

Julie-Su: Hey What About Us?

Jonathan: I Don't Think You Two Were On The Group It Was Just Us 9 Members

Julie-Su: Good Point It Was The Original 9 Members Including Yourself

Michelle The Wolf: So Technically We're Not Members

Jonathan: I'm Afraid So But There's Still Room For You Two In Our Affiliate Wu-Tang Killa Beez Which Has Allison Taylor, Lisa Simpson And Amy Rose

Julie-Su: That's Doable

Silver: I'd Like To Offer You An Chance To Fight Alongside The Secret Freedom Fighters

Method Man: That Sounds Awesome Yeah We're In

RZA: Count Us In We're Properly Trained


 * A Sound Of A Breaking Glass Is Heard*

Method Man: Yo Man *Holds His Sledgehammer* Prepare To Get Hammered

Enerjak: *Proceeds To Steal Both Julie-Su's And Michelle The Wolf's Cores And Runs Off With Them To The Citadel Where He Creates Prelates*

Jonathan: Where's Our Second Affiliate?


 * The Wu-Tang Nation Appears*

Venus The Hedgehog: Hi There We're The Wu-Tang Nation Your Affiliate Our Members Are Myself, Becky The Hedgehog, Sarah The Hedgehog, Molly The Hedgehog, Keira The Hedgehog, DJ Lady Beats (Tahra The Hedgehog), Amy Rose Jr, Samantha The Hedgehog

Jonathan: Wow

Silver: *Contacts Elias Acorn Via Walkie Talkie* Elias We Got Help

Elias Acorn: Good Wait The Wu Tang Clan Is Helping Us That's It Silver If They Ally Themselves With Us We Can Beat Enerjak

Mari The Wolf: Yeah

Jonathan: Time To Rumble!!!!! *Puts His Staff Behind His Back*


 * At Secret Freedom Fighters Meeting*

Issue #5: Wu-Tang Clan And Secret Freedom Fighters Vs. Enerjak/Prelates

 * In Dark Mobius*

Silver: We Should Be Getting An Signal Elias

Elias Acorn: Wait My Tracker Is Beeping It's Pinpointing The Exact Location Of Enerjak And His Prelates

Method Man: Please Tell Me That Thing Isn't Lying

Elia Acorn: No It Isn't It Says That The Prelates Are North Of Mobius

Method Man: Right

Mari The Wolf: Right

Lyco The Wolf: Now I Get It

Method Man: Wu-Tang Clan Motherfuckers!!!! Charge!!!!


 * They Charge Toward North Of Mobius*

Enerjak: Prelates Attack *Points At Other Direction*


 * Prelates Charge At The Other Direction*


 * Fight Breaks Out*

Jonathan: Take This *Kicks Prelate JS Down*

Method Man: *Hits All The Prelates Down With His Sledgehammer* Take That

Jonathan: *Puts Prelate Amy In A Chokehold*

Prelate Amy: Please Let Me Go I'll Help Fend Off The Prelates By Your Side

Jonathan: Deal *Releases Prelate Amy*

Prelate Amy: Okay Let's Fight Them

Jonathan: Right


 * Hours Later*

Prelate Amy: Yay We Did It And In Record Time Too

Jonathan: I Know

Prelate Amy: Please Allow Me To Explain My Position On Eggman's Attempts