I'm Batman

Batman got up from bed, he noticed that his butt felt wet.

"Oh noooo" "I took a dump!"

Batman rushed off to the Batcave.

Batman knocked over Nightwing in the process, making him fall in gooey poop.

Batman found the Bat-toilet and sat on it.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

7 zillion big poo globs fell out his butt.

"I'll name you Johnny!"

Batman said to his new pet poo glob