The WP Cult

 is an organization from The Lindsay Analougue Show.

History
This strange cult has been formed a while back. One quirk they have is seeing spitefulness as a sign of strength.

Carlos the Demonic Jackal
Loves to tease and put down Lindsay for her attention-seeking nature. Even when Lindsay is being sincerely comforted by a confidant, he stops by to mock her and attempt to "warn" the friend she is with, often through cruel exploitation methods. He considers himself to be "ruthless" and states that he dosen't appreciate his time being wasted.

Willard
He can be bitter. He believes that humor is great when tempered with bitterness.

Pensive
One of the more passive members. Often takes things literally and misconstrues the point. Though she tries to be helpful, her attempts just usually make things worse.

Kilroy
Usually supportive of Lindsay and even considered a friend of hers. As of recently, they have stopped speaking to each other.

Zeg
Supportive of Lindsay, but his support faultered as he stated he "hate[s] bull****".

Enemies

 * Lindsay Analougue (She decided first to be enemies with them. Snuck back in disguse, to yet again be booted out, but she promises to come back in another disguse.)
 * Rin Euguolana - She loves to mess with them, even if she gets whipped.

Quotes

 * "Being a b***h has it's advantages." [shows off her "Heartless B***hes Club Badge] - Unnamed member.
 * [To Lindsay] "You say you have some b****iness, use it! Someone annoy you? Put them down for it." - Pensive
 * "Oh dear, more attention seeking I see," - Carlos upon seeing Lindsay being hugged by Twister.
 * "Pee on their shoes, preferably while wearing them." - Willard's advice to Lindsay on getting rid of friends.
 * "Hopefully your boyfriend snips out your tounge [laughs], to stop you from giving to unnecessary noise pollution." - Carlos to Lindsay
 * "You know that everything she says is taking the p*** and attention-seeking, don't you?" - Carlos to