The Rock Concert at the Funplex (version 2)

As awesome as it would be, I may not put Darth Sidious and Palpatine in the same scene at the same time so that they may fight each other to the death. You're right, because they are one and the same, like Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader, Count Dooku and Darth Tyranus, Queen Amidala and Padme, Captain Picard and Locutus, Clark Kent and Superman, Bruce Wayne and Batman, and Peter Parker and Spider-Man. And if you attempt to put Darth Sidious and Palpatine in the same scene at the same time so that they may fight each other to the death, then the girl band from the ConAir Quick Wrap commercial will have to come to the Funplex and you will have to hear them play many songs including the theme song to the ConAir Quick Wrap commercial. At least, the 7 Guardian Warriors and the 7 Dragon Ninjas will keep you company.