Squidward/Shrek Crossover

Cast:
 * Squidward - Shrek
 * SpongeBob - Donkey
 * Sandy - Princess Fiona
 * Mr. Krabs - Pinocchio
 * Dragon Jellyfish - The Dragon
 * Plankton - Farquaad
 * Gary - Gingy
 * Mr. Magic - Magic Mirror
 * Udon - Thelonious
 * Robin Hood - Squilliam

Chapter 1 : Squidward's Day/All Stars
In darkness, a bright light shines down on a storybook with a brown leather cover on it. The book opens revealing a princess standing outside a castle in the distance. A male narrates the story.

"Once upon a time there was a lovely princess." the man began. "But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had a attempted to free her from this dreadful prison," the man continued. "but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room in the tallest tower for her true love....and true love's first kiss." A green tentacle rips out a page as he laughs.

"Like that's ever gonna happen,"