Koopa Troopa Says Math Sucks (July 7, 2015)

Koopa Troopa was in class with his friends. The teacher said, "OK, class, let's do some math. Take out your math workbooks."

Koopa got very angry and said, "NO! I hate math! Math sucks!"

The teacher also got very angry and said, "Koopa, how dare you say that?"

"Shut up, bitch!" Koopa shouted.

The teacher couldn't take it anymore. "That's it! Go to the principal's office right now!"

Koopa rose up from his seat and angrily went to the principal's office. "Fine!"

When Koopa got to the office, the principal said, "Why are you here?"

Koopa said, "I said that math sucks, and I called the teacher a bitch!"

The principal became very angry and said, "Koopa, how dare you say that! That's it! You are suspended for two weeks! Go home now!" So Koopa went home.

When Koopa got home, his father was very angry and said, "Koopa, how dare you say that math sucks! That's it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for 2 weeks! Go to your room now!"

Koopa went to his room in tears.