Quote:The Cut Rate Double Date

The following is a list of memorable quotes from The Cut Rate Double Date.


 * Slim: You ordered the sandwich without pickles, right? Well, I put the pickles on anyways...but then I felt bad so I threw it away and made you a new one without pickles.
 * Justin Bradley: Thank you, Slim. That would have been really evil if you had done it, though.
 * Slim: I know. I just haven't reached that level of evil quite yet. Another day, perhaps.


 * Buttercup: (to Justin) You're seeing her tonight? Dinner and a movie? I've got a perfect idea. You have friends, right?


 * Elliott Meyer: What brings you to my office today, girls?
 * Blossom: My sisters are picking on me!
 * Buttercup: We are not!


 * Sarah Bellum: I don't like you, so why do you sit next to me?
 * Melanie Reenie: I don't want you to not like me.
 * Sarah Bellum: You're a criminal.
 * Melanie Reenie: We're all criminals. My crimes just happen to be against the law.


 * Zachary: Excuse me-
 * Buttercup: What is it, Zachary? What do you want? Do you want attention? Do you need attention? Do you have an inferiority complex and constantly need reassurance that you're a good person? I don't care about you. I don't care what happens to you. I'm not attracted to you. You have acne all over your face, not the cute kind, and your hair is a disheveled mess. You clothes, which look like that were pulled from the dumpster, don't match. Your eyes are brown: ugly color. And your breath sticks. Trust me; I can smell it from here.


 * Priscilla Moore: You are quite different than the way Justin described your sister. Are you sure you're related?
 * Buttercup: By name only. Also, we think she has some kind of mental disorder.
 * Priscilla Moore: Mental disorder?
 * Buttercup: Yeah, she's really not supposed to be talking to other people. What did the psychiatrist say? Oh yeah! 'A possible danger to herself and others.' Something like that.
 * Priscilla Moore: Really?
 * Buttercup: Oh yeah. It's pretty bad, I think.


 * Buttercup: I understand that you're crazy. Care to comment?
 * Priscilla Moore: What?
 * Buttercup: I'm not judging. I'm just saying what I've heard.
 * Priscilla Moore: What exactly did you hear?
 * Buttercup: Nothing too out of the ordinary. You've eschewed everything related to your fancy lifestyle, you've taken to in line skates, you've built a battle suit in a matter of weeks, and you've developed an obsession with the Powerpuff Girls and are planning to annihilate them.