Cera vs Watson

Cera vs Watson is a fanfic story where Michael Cera and Emma Watson have a love/hate relationship.

Summary
Michael Cera gets involved in a accident and Emma Watson (being an evil bitch) decides to rudely blackmail him. Will Michael get someone to save him? Or will he become Emma's personal servant forever?

Plot
Our story starts with Michael standing inside a car with Brie Larson, Ellen Page, Rihanna, Danny McBride, Anton Yelchin, and James Franco. They're yelling at him, "Dude, sit the fuck down." However, he is too excited to sit down but he accidentally hits his head on something and falls out of the car. They plan to come get him but crash into a truck, much to Michael's horror. He runs away from the scene, unaware that Emma Watson is there recording the whole thing with a smirk on her face

The next day at his home, Michael watches the news about the crash and found out that the group are in a coma while Anton dies. He prays for forgiveness but then he hears his doorbell, "Now who can that be?" He goes to the door, answers it, and is not happy to see Emma Watson standing there with a smirk. He says with venom in his voice, "What do you want Watson?" She shows a tape and says, "We don't want this going to the whole world now, don't we?" A scared Michael sighs and nods to her. "Good, now you are going to serve me as long as I don't release this in public, got it?" He nods again and lets her in. She sits down on the couch and motions Michael to come sit next to her, which he does. "Look, I have nothing against you or anything. I think you're a great person and deserve better but you're working for me now and I'm gonna make us pair up together. I can do things to persuade those movie directors or producers that you can't do." says a smug looking Emma while he was confused, "Oh yeah, like what?" However, he sees the knowing smirk on her face and it makes him realize what she means, "Never mind, I don't really wanna know." Then Emma hugs him from behind by the neck and shows a smirk, "It's gonna be great, you getting raised by me. You know I really wanted another younger brother. I will take you under my wing but don't worry, you can still hang out with friends. Come on, let's go somewhere." They walk out the door after carrying Emma's bags in.

At a local McDonalds, Christopher Mintz-Plasse and some other actors are stunned that him and Emma are hanging out. However, they hear he is being blackmailed and so they start making a plan. "Guys, why don't we find some embarrassing pictures of her being a damsel in distress?" said a smirking Chris while they also smirk and Ewan McGregor gets excited, "Oh yeah, I got supplies in some castle that I paid for." Everyone at first was looking surprised at that but they seem happy about this and they leave while Emma takes him with her to some party.

At the party, it's hosted by Orlando Bloom. Emma drags Michael to sit with her, Natalie Portman, Bella Throne (whose mouth is taped shut), Samara Weaving, Jack Black, and Emma Roberts. "Why does she have tape on her mouth?" asks a worried Michael about a nervous Bella, who just nervously hugs her knees. "She was too nervous to talk to you. The truth is you are one of only people she has a crush on." explained by Samara Weaving so Michael comforts Bella, "Hey it's okay, I sometimes like you too. You don't have to be nervous around me. Don't be ashamed of yourself." Bella blushes and takes the tape off, revealing a smile. "Michael, truth or dare?" asks a smirking Emma Roberts and Michael answers, "Dare." "I dare you to make out with Bella in some room." says Roberts. Michael grabs Bella's hand and takes her to a room. A few seconds later, they come out of the room and wave at the cheering crowd. "Natalie, it's your turn give a truth or dare." says Samara to a nodding Natalie, "Michael, truth or dare." Michael picks truth and is asked why he doesn't want to be friends with Natalie Portman. Michael sighs and explains that his fan Brandon Keffer-Robalik dated Caitlyn Rugg and he was good to her but she started abusing him and then cheated on him with a guy from Virginia. Heartbroken, he dumped her on Facebook and the ex-couple have became enemies. Everyone feels sympathy for the poor boy and understand why he dumped her. Natalie was shocked, her fan cheated on an innocent guy and hated him for the break-up. She will probably send sympathy to him. Emma Watson takes Michael Cera back to his house while making a few goodbyes to their friends.

At the castle, everyone found it beautiful. "Holy shit, I guess Star Wars really paid off." said a stunned Chris while Ewan smirks at them, "Yep, I don't regret being a Jedi." Hayden Christensen and Samuel L. Jackson nod in agreement because this was a beautiful sight. Yeah, it was like the live action version of the Beast's castle. Meanwhile, Emma gets distracted by some book but when she's not looking, Mila Kunis subdues her. While an unconscious Emma is being dragged away, Daniel Radcliffe sees this but Mila tells him everything. He shrugs and just goes away, not bothering to save her.

A few weeks later after finally being free and on Sunday night, Emma angrily returns to Michael's apartment and decided to sit next to him, feeling comfortable around him. She puts his head in her lap and pets him. She is upset over getting humiliated like that but only to find that he was sleeping. Not really having anything to do, she takes him to bed and sleeps on the couch.

Characters

 * Michael Cera = Age: 27-29. Role: Protagonist and narrator.
 * Emma Watson = Age: 30-32. Role: Antagonist.