Spider-ham murders a turkey for thanksgiving

it was november 25th, and spider-ham was dieing for some good turkey. " i will kill a turkey for thanksgiving, then i will give it to my friend crash bandicoot, since he is nice" said spider-ham as he grabbed his axe. spider-ham then went to the woods and broke a turkeys skull with his axe. after cooking the turkey for 7 hours in a pellet stove, spider-ham went to crash's house and gave him the turkey. "thank you spider-ham, you are nice" said crash and he shoved potatos in the turkey. spider-ham later died and was remembered for his nice action.