Blood Problem

Plot
Spongebob and the others go to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2. The Drunken Clam gets burned down after a beer fight with Roger and Chowder. The fire was started by fireworks that were shot out of a cannon. Truffles and Quagmire have a date when Peter and Spongebob crash it and blew it up. Meanwhile, Squidward and Ferb try not to die in the booby-trapped apartment.

Deaths/Injuries

 * Phineas gets pinched in the groin very hard that the genitals were bleeding.
 * Phineas gets shot by Brian.
 * K'nuckles died from AIDS.
 * Squidward and Ferb died from a bomb placed in the apartment's bathroom.
 * Quagmire is hung after Peter's confession.
 * The diner is blown up killing all the cameos and Truffles.

Trivia

 * Candace, Trent, Stewie, Perry and Cleveland cameo in the diner scene.
 * This is a pilot.

Quotes
Quagmire: Oh, Truffle-cream, you beauty basket. Ferb: Got it!
 * Truffles: You look very cute, Glenn.
 * Squidward: (After he and Ferb avoid a trap) Maybe we should GET THE HELL OF HERE!!!
 * Peter: (Outside of Fancy!) Bomb the place, Spongey. (Spongebob takes out a stick of dynamite and lights it and throws it at Fancy! which blows up.