Poor Unfortunate Souls (Madam Mim version)

[We see 761954 and Bubbles8218 in the living room]

761954: "Hey, Bubbles8218. Let's have a farting contest."

Bubbles8218: "Okay, 761954."

[761954 farts on Bubbles8218]

Bubbles8218: "Nice one, 761954."

[Bubbles8218 farts on 761954 back]

761954: "I like it! Check it out!"

[761954 farts on Bubbles8218 again]

Bubbles8218: "Eewwww!! 761954, stop it! Now, watch this!"

[Bubbles8218 farts on 761954 back again]

761954: "UUUUGGHH!!!!!! Bubbles8218, would you please stop? I will do it on you!"

[761954 farts on Bubbles8218, making her nauseous]

Bubbles8218: "I feel like throwing up!"

761954: "Who cares, Bubbles8218?"

[Bubbles8218 farts on 761954 again]

761954: "Grrrrrrr!! Bubbles8218, i will kill you if you fart on me again!"

[Bubbles8218 farts on 761954 again]

761954: "I had it! Now for my super farting kill! Fart kill!"

[761954 farts very loudly on Bubbles8218]

[Bubbles8218 throws up]

761954: "Ha ha! You lose! Ha ha!"

[761954 farts so loud that Bubbles8218 was thrown off and into jail]

[Kim Newgass and Scott Newgass show up]

Kim Newgass: "Samantha, i cannot beileve you tried to fart on 761954. So you are grounded for eternity!"

Scott Newgass: "That means no Dr Finlay's Casebook, no Spiderman Classic, no We're Back A Dinosaur Story, no Land Before Time, no Rebel, no Green Screen Adventures, no Mystery Hunters, no Have Gun Will Travel, no Doctor Who, and no more anything."

Kim Newgass: "There would also be no Mcdonald's, no Burger King, no Dairy Queen, no Fazoli's, no Hardee's, no Johnny Rockets, no Subway, no Kfc, no Arby's, and no more other foods."

Scott Newgass: "You will eat and drink grape nuts, prunes, raw eggs, swiss cheese, urine, poop, vomit, dog food, cat litter, horse fur, chicken feet soup, elephant skin, stale popcorn, toilet water, bath water, beer, and baby food."

Kim Newgass: "You will watch shows such as Batman Classic, Bananas in Pajamas, Old Mcdonald's Sing Along Farm, Pablo the Little Red Fox, Shelley Duvall's Bedtime Stories, Card Sharks, Match Game, My Friends Tigger and Pooh, The Book of Pooh, PB Bear and Friends, Amazing Animals, Press Your Luck, and Whammy The All New Press Your Luck.

Scott Newgass: "You will also watch movies such as Alice in Wonderland, Peter Pan, The Velveteen Rabbit, Cats Do Not Dance, Batman The Movie, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Sleeping Beauty, The Road to El Dorado, Anastasia, Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast, Winnie the Pooh 123s, Winnie the Pooh ABCs, Winnie the Pooh Wonderful Word Adventure, Captain Math Blaster, High School Musical, The Cheetah Girls, Reading Blaster The Movie, and Hannah Montana The Movie."

Kim Newgass: "I hope you have fun in jail, Samantha."

Bubbles8218: "It was not fair! Wahahahahahaaaa!!"