Sonic For Hire: Sonic Advance

Sonic: Okay, this is going to be a movie due to the fact that I am meeting my Advanced self. Yep, grab a soda, popcorn, or whatever and then enjoy the show. The usual Sonic for hire title, but then crashes as the Sonic Advance version runs across the title screen. He tells some yo mama jokes to classic Sonic due to the nature of this show. "What the- Oh, come on dude. That was like the fraking title screen you just wrecked. Whiiicch is something, considering that Wreck-it Ralph is the one who wrecks things. Although technically, you just ripped the cardboard up. But anyways," Series of punches were heard as the screen cuts to black. Our classic protagonist, classic Sonic was reading on the internet when he came across a gmae called Sonic Advance. "Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyy, wait a moment. Is that me on there? Tails, come over here man!" Tails came from whichever side of the screen you want him to come from. "Oh, hey Sonic. Soooooooooo, what'cha want?" "Take - a - look - at - this." "Wait, isn't that game like our's, but with some more detailed features and a little more plot line to it?" "Yep. (sigh) That's the one." Tails then looks at Sonic and then says, "Okay, so shall we go over there and see if they added hot chicks in this new, awesomely advanced game of yours?" "Oooooohh, you can bet your tails that we're gonna." "F*** this. I kinda heard that it is supposed to show someone called Dr. Eggman." Oh, yeah. Sooooooo, lets just call our "friends" and then lets get juicing!" "Um, hey. While you're there, could you maybe have more creativity to your lines? I mean, I'm not saying that you suck or anything like that, but just to be sure, this may call for some emergency backup." "Oh, oookkaayyyyyyyyyyy. Sssoo, lets just get this over with BEFORE something goes Sh**ting on us." Beep, beep, beep, ringing. The phone rings again, before it switches to Dr. Robotnik. "Hello? Oh hey there Tails. I was just watching my favorite food cooking shows. What? You wanted to show me something? Well, I guess I could come, just as long as there are plenty of snacks. Alright, I will meet you there." Shuts off the phone. "Well, I guess we were all set." "Eeyup. Lets go." "Right behind you, buddy." Wink as he leave with him. That was the first episode of the Sonic for Hire meets Sonic Advance. It was shown to introduce the epic music and the characters, first the Sonic for hire characters, and then the Sonic Advance characters. The Sonic Advance chracters will feature original modern voices that they had. The Sonic for hire voices will be used on the Sonic for hire characters that appear on their own Youtube series. I already planned a sequel that has to do with Sonic.exe, the real one that has those bloodied eyes.