The Christmas Play (Simon Birch)

Simon Birch was in a Christmas play. He was the baby Jesus and Marjorie was the Blessed Mother, Mary! Simon blurted out, "Boobs!" and pulled Marjorie into the manger. A big fight started. The big kid that was swinging in the air got sick and he threw up all over Miss Leavey, the Sunday school teacher. Miss Leavey fainted. Simon Birch disrupted the Christmas play. He got in big trouble with Reverend Russell. As punishment for disrupting the Christmas play, Simon was told that he couldn't go to the winter retreat and he was forced to clean the pipe organs.