Squeezed in the Middle (version 3)

A blob of creme was on a bus with many passengers, including a teenage boy with a baseball cap, a mother, and her baby son! A black middle-aged bus driver was driving the bus! The bus driver picked up 2 cookies! The 2 cookies headed for the creme! 1 cookie said "Excuse me!" and the other cookie said "Pardon me, buddy!" and they squashed the creme into a CremeWich! The 2 cookies and the creme then started to sing the "Squeezed in the Middle" jingle! The bus driver and the others joined in! The baby boy wrested free of his mother's hold and took a bite out of the cookie! The cookie said "Hey! He bit me!"