The Teenage Girl Is A Rock Chick (version 5)

The teenage girl with the pink electric guitar was on stage one day with her rock band. She had something to tell her loyal fans. The teenage girl told her fans "Anakin Skywalker didn't have a father. He never did. Do you know why? He was a midichlorian. "The Chosen One" who would destroy the Sith and bring balance to the Force." She then said "Do you agree with me?" The crowd said "Yeah!" The teenage girl said "YEAH! I'm a rock star!" She then started playing her pink electric guitar. Her bandmates began playing, too. The band played some rock and roll! The crowd cheered, but the 3 punks were disgusted. The teenage girl played her electric guitar and sang. The band sounded awesome. They rocked! They sounded really good. The 3 punks got a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad case of the poo-poos. The crowd cheered and applauded.