The Loud House: Heavy Meddle (HISHE Edition)

Lincoln: "Lisa, please! You can't tell! I don't want everyone getting involved."

Lisa: "Don't worry. I do not have enough room in my brain for this kind of tomfoolery."

Lincoln: "Eh, before you go, can you at least tell Lily, cause you have the tendency to transfer 'tomfoolery' to someone else."

Lisa: "And why would I comply to your demand?"

Lincoln: "What if you transferred it to Leni or Lynn? You know that they have...ample room."

Lisa: "Very well. I shall communicate with my young roommate sibling." (walks away)

Lincoln: "Whew."

[FFWD>>HISHE Video]

Lori: "When a girl picks on you, that could only mean one thing: She likes you!"

(The sisters squee)

Lincoln: "...What you guys believe...is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent squeeing, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this house is now dumber for having listened to it. I shall head to my room, and may God have mercy on your souls." (walks away)

Lynn: "...Ok, just simply walking away without saying anything would have done just fine."

[FFWD>>HISHE Video]

Lori: "She likes you!"

(The sisters squee)

Lincoln: (sigh) "MOM! DAD!"

Rita/Lynn Sr: "What is it, Lincoln?"

Lincoln: "I'm being bullied by a girl, but these guys think that she does it because she likes me."

Lynn Sr: "...That's just dumb."

Rita: "Are you serious, girls?"

Sisters: "Uh..."

Rita: "Bullying is bullying no matter what gender."

Lynn Sr: "Where did you even get that idea?"

Leni: "Um...Sixteen Magazi-?"

Lynn Sr (baffled): "A magazine?! Seriously?!"

Rita: "You know what? Come in our bedroom, Lincoln, so that we can talk about this bully, OK?"

Lincoln: "Sure thing, mom."

Lynn Sr: "And girls? That double standard is outdated and you know it." (shakes his head and walks away with Rita and Lincoln.)

[FFWD>>HISHE Video]

(Lincoln goes outside to confront Ronnie Anne as the sisters watch with glee.)

Lincoln: "Hello."

Ronnie Anne: "Hey, lame-o."

Lincoln: "Listen, I just want to say that I don't like it when you pick on me. Can you please stop?"

(The sisters react in shock)

Lori: "What is that twerp doing?!"

Lola: "Why isn't he kissing her?!"

Ronnie Anne: (sigh) "You know what? I'm gonna come clean: I was picking on you because-"

(Ronnie Anne looks around and whispers into Lincoln's ear, Lincoln reacts with a blush.)

Lincoln: "Wha-What?! Are you serious?!"

Ronnie Anne: "Shush! That is exactly why I whispered it to you."

Lincoln: "Well...looks like my sisters were right after all."

Ronnie Anne: "Your...sisters?"

Lincoln: "Yeah, they think that you picked on me because...you know."

Ronnie Anne: "Oh, right."

Lincoln: "And they're right. But even so, I don't like it when you bully me like that."

Ronnie Anne: (remorseful) "I'm so sorry. I have trouble expressing my feelings. Picking on you was the only way for me to keep up my reputation. I thought that you could take it, but it looks like I was wrong. If you want to tell the teachers, your folks, or even my folks about this, then I won't mind taking the punishment."

Lincoln: "I could do that, and I should do that...but I'm not going to."

Ronnie Anne: "What...why?"

Lincoln: "Well after you told me that you...well, what you whispered to me, I understand. You seem like a nice girl to me. I would like to get to know you more."

Ronnie Anne: "Wow. No one has ever said that to me before. I tried to make friends with other people, but all they did was just run away from me. So much for keeping up appearances."

Lincoln: "Maybe I can help you with that. I would like to be your friend."

Ronnie Anne (blushes): "I...I would like to be your friend too."

Lincoln: "What do you say? Friends?" (extends his arm)

Ronnie Anne: "...(smiles) Friends."

(Lincoln and Ronnie Anne shake hands)

Lincoln: "Heh, funny thing, my sisters were trying to convince me to kiss you cause of the whole 'Bully Girl likes Wimpy Guy' double standard."

Ronnie Anne: "Thank goodness you didn't do that. Otherwise I'd sock you in the eye."

Lincoln: "And I'd probably deserve that too."

(They laugh. Their laughter was cut short by the sisters bursting out of the door)

Lori: "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KISS HER!!!"

(The sisters yell and jeer at Lincoln)

Ronnie Anne: "Woah, who are they?!"

Lincoln: (sigh) "My sisters."

Ronnie Anne: "All of them?!"

Lincoln: "Yep. You better get going cause it's gonna get ugly."

Ronnie Anne: "Ok, see you tomorrow, lame-o!" (she quickly flees)

THE END

Epilogue

(Living room)

Leni: "So you decided to talk to her instead of kissing her?"

Lisa: "There was a 73% chance that she would respond with a punch to the eye if you made the choice of physical lip-to-lip contact."

Luan: "I'll admit, talking to her was a much wiser choice."

Lola: "We...want to apologize for meddling with you."

Luna: "Yeah, I don't know what got into me. I was just looking out for my bro."

(Luna smiles and puts her hand on Lincoln's shoulder.)

Lincoln: "No hard feelings, guys. We've managed to work it out and now we're friends."

Luna: "That's awesome, bro."

Lori: "You know, I think I've seen her before...She almost looked like Bobby's little sister, Ronnie Anne."

Lincoln: "She's Bobby's sister?!!"

Lori: "That was her?!"

Lincoln: "Well...This is awkward."