Attack of the Medusa monster

5 girls were sad and lonely. They didn't have any friends. They didn't know what to do. That's because all five of them were certifiably uugly! They were so ugly that they make time go backwards. Plus they smelled. Sewers smelled like roses compared to those girls. Boys yelled "SOOOWEEEE!" as they drove by. Each time they went out, they caused accidents, not because they are gorgeous, but because boys say "What was that?" A police officer said "I'm glad I'm not married to that girl." Suddenly, the 5 ugly girls were turned into the five-headed Medusa monster. The monster was very ugly. The Medusa monster started creating havoc in New York City. Manhattan is evacuated and the military was brought in to destroy her. The military lured the the Medusa monster into a trap. The monster took the bait. The military then attacked the Medusa monster. The military lured the monster into the Brooklyn Bridge. The Medusa monster got stuck on the Brooklyn Bridge. 3 F-18 fighters then showed up and fired missiles at the Medusa monster, killing her. The Medusa monster was dead! New York City was safe.