How Megamind Should Have Ended

Plot
A fanfic based on the video series How It Should Have Ended. Picks up as Megamind and Roxanne are driving to Music Man's hideout.

Transcript
"Ok…so how do you know that Metro Man is hiding out here if you two were never a couple?" Megamind asked his tone both mocking and serious as Roxanne drove them to Metro Man's school house of solitude.

"It's a common cliché in comics and movies like this that the girlfriend's of a superhero always know where their secret hideout is."

"But how do you know…?" His tone was lower, his face hopeful, his mind struggling to come to a conclusion that fit with what he knew and allow him to bed her when this was over. "Grrr…" Roxanne growled as she slammed on the brakes and both their bodies jolted to a sudden stop with a weathered decaying school house just ahead of them. "He asked me out on a date…just once." Roxanne said as she turned to stare at Megamind. "I was bored, he was lonely and he could see that you were never going to make a move. He took me to his super secret lair and we starting making out which led to some hot sex while floating in mid-air. We were never a couple…romantically." The admission made Megamind want to vomit. Suddenly and involuntarily his mind was assaulted with a barrage of intrusive images of the reporter and hero canoodling. In his mind Metro Man dumbly mouthed "oh, yeah," while Roxanne moaned in pleasure at his every touch and the thrill of fucking the strongest being in the known universe. iOf all the times I could have raped and tortured you I never once had the guts to do it! Must get these images out of my head!/i

Not thinking of the consequences Megamind hastily undid his seatbelt and threw himself against the windshield.

"OOOWWW! My giant blue head!" He whined as he fell back against his seat trying to rub away the self inflicted pain.

"Did you just throw yourself against the windshield?" Roxanne asked as she stared at him in confusion.