Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel

Hottie 3: Even Better Sequel is the sequel to Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World. It commemorates the five year anniversary of the novel "Hottie" by Jonathan Bernstein.

Chapter 1
A day has past since the titanic battle with the Guild of Super Evil, which determined the fate of the entire omniverse. Hottie had became legendary throughout the omniverse. Hottie was seen throughout the country as a national treasure. There was even a statue of Hottie was under construction in front of Beverly Hills City Hall to commemorate Hottie's heroism. Then out of nowhere a fleet of starships invade Beverly Hills, they beam down a squad of goons dressed in black with a white spine & ribcage designs and skull masks with the emblem of the organization they worked for. "Yee! Yee!" shouted the goons as they started attacking. Alison Cole was at the mall with her friends, Kellyn Levy & Dorinda Galen, when they saw the space armada in the sky and the evil army invading Beverly Hills. Alison hopped into the nearest phone booth and came out of it as the legendary Hottie herself. Hottie then turned used her fire powers to engulf her fist in flames and punched one of the goons into submission. "Robots?" said Hottie as she realized that the goons were all robots. Halfway during the battle, the rest of the Department Hotness arrived to join the battle and the robot army was demolished in minutes. Axe Cop then reveals to everyone who those robots were "I know who they are" said Axe Cop "They are EMOD Warfare Agents, they work for an evil organization called the Empire of Darkness, I just heard about them today". "We need more members then" said Hottie. And so everyone beamed back aboard the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren and traveled the omniverse looking for new members. Hours later, the Department of Hotness had even more members. New members include the Autobots (from G1 Transformers, Transformers: Robots in Disguise, The Unicron Trilogy, the Transformers film series, Transformers Animated and Transformers Prime), the Ghostbusters (from the movie, The Real Ghostbusters and Extreme Ghostbusters), Danny Phantom, the Justice League (from both DC Comics and Justice League Unlimited), the Super Friends, Justice League International (from Batman: The Brave and the Bold), the Planet Express Crew (from Futurama), Jen, Jonsey, Nikki, Wyatt, Jude & Caitlin (from 6teen), the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (from both the 1987 and 2003 cartoons), the Hamato Clan (from the 2012 TMNT cartoon), the Z Fighters (from Dragon Ball Z), Team 7 (from Naruto Shippuden), Mr. Game & Watch (From Game & Watch), Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong (from Donkey Kong Country), Link (from The Legend of Zelda), Samus Aran (from Metroid), Kirby, Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Peppy, Slippy & Krystal (from Star Fox), Captain Falcon (from F-Zero), the Ice Climbers, Marth (from Fire Emblem), Pit (from Kid Icarus), Pikmin & Olimar, Lucas (from Mother 3), Red (from Pokemon), R.O.B., The Villager (from Animal Crossing), The Wii Fit Trainer, Godzilla, Mary Poppins, Batman (Tim Burton version) and the Hyperforce (from Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!). Now even bigger, the Department of Hotnees set off to go fight the Empire of Darkness. To be continued....

Chapter 2
Underdog, The Snorks, the Voltron Force, Mystery, Inc. (from Scooby-Doo), Hong Kong Phooey, the Cattanooga Cats, Wheelie & Rota Ree (from Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch), The Wuzzles, the Gummi Bears, the Fluppy Dogs, Scrooge McDuck (from DuckTales), the Rescue Rangers, Baloo (from TaleSpin), The Justice Ducks (from Darkwing Duck), Bonkers & Miranda Wright, Pith Possum (from The Schnookums and Meat Funny Cartoon Show), Timon & Pumbaa, The Manhattan Clan (from Gargoyles) and The Mighty Ducks (from the cartoon of the same name) have joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, on board the City-ship, the "capital" of the Empire of Darkness, villains throughout the omniverse have gathered. Villains that have joined the Empire of Darkness, or E.M.O.D. for short, include the Legion of Doom (both kinds from Superfriends and Batman: The Brave and the Bold), the Injustice League (from DC Comics), the Sectet Society of Super Villains (from Justice League Unlimited), King Lotor, Duke Sigmund Igthorn, Magica De Spell, Fat Cat, Dr. Simon Bar Sinister, King Ghidorah, Gozer, Cathulhu, Ganondorf, Bowser, Porky Minch, Ridley (from Metroid), King Dedede, Galvatron (all three from G1 Transformers, Robots in Disguise and the Unicron Trilogy, Megatron (from Transformers Animated), Vlad Plasmius, Mom (from Futurama), the Shredder (all four from Mirage Comics, the 1984 cartoon, 2003 cartoon and 2012 cartoon), Krang, Kraang Prime, Frieza, the Skeleton King, the Joker (Tim Burton version), the Trix, the Fearsome Five, Lord Dragaunus, Don Karnage, Dastardly and Muttley. The villain's henchmen and armies were present as well. E.M.O.D.'s leader, Emperor Dark, appears before all of them. "Villains. Henchmen. Sheep. The era of good guys is over! Now is the era of bad guys!" said Emperor Dark "Alone, you have always lost to the good guys, but united and under my leadership, we will destroy all good guys! There is just one problem, the Department of Hotness, and their leader, the infamous Hottie. We must destroy Hottie and her wretched Department of Hotness at all cost!". To be continued.....

Chapter 3
Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne (from Dumb and Dumber), as well as their animated counterparts & their pet beaver, Kitty, have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Nicholas Andre joins the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Moon Princess was in her quarters crying because not only did her boyfriend Mordecai kiss another girl (see Regular Show episode "New Year's Kiss) but he's mysteriously lost his memory of her. The Guardian of the Omniverse appears out of nowhere and explains to Moon Princess on what's going on, "The reason Mordecai has forgotten all about you is because of the Continuity Force, a mysterious force that alters reality for unknown reasons, it must have had good reasons for wiping Mordecai's memory", the Guardian then teleported away. Moon Princess then started crying even louder. Later that day, Hottie heard about what happened with Moon Princess so she sets her up on a blind date in the mess hall. "I don't wanna find someone new" said Moon Princess who was blindfolded while Hottie held her hand and directed her to the mess hall. Hottie then sat Moon Princesss down and removed her blindfold and revealed her blind date, who was none other than Thaddeus "Tad" C. DeCartoon. Hottie then left the two alone. "...hey" said the stubborn Moon Princess. "Wel hello there" said the suave and dashing Tad, he then grabbed Moon Princess' hand and kissed it "is it hot hot in here, or is it just you". Moon Princess then started blushing and smiled for the first time in days. To be continued...

"Epilogue"

Batman (Tim Burton version), while driving his Batmobile, has a hankering for a Diet Coke and stops at a nearby a soda machine. The only problem is he doesn't have any change. luckily the machine takes credit cards so he whips out his Bat Credit Card, "Never leave the cave without it" said Batman in a deep brooding voice. Cue scene with the Nostalgia Critic.

Nostalgia Critic: "A Bat…Credit Card? They gave him a Bat…Credit Card? They had the BALLS to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time... A BAT…CREDIT CARD?!? (goes nuts) NOOO! NOOO! Does Not Compute! Does Not Compute!" (spews angry gibberish as he's restrained)

(20 minutes later...) "I apologize for that outrage. It was childish and immature. I just get a little peeved, when I see one of my childhood icons carrying... A BAT CREDIT CARD!! YOU B*$TARDS!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!! ALL OF YOU WILL DIE, YOU'LL GET THE GAS!!!" (spews angry gibberish as he's restrained...again) (One hour later...) *Deep breath* *beat* "RAPE MY CHILDHOOD, WILL YOU?!?!? YOU WILL ALL DIE!! YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!" (spews angry gibberish as he's restrained for a third time) (Seven hours later...) OK... I'm fine, I'm cool, I'm fine, I'm fine. So, after Batman uses the (very strained) you-know-what...

Chapter 4
Ickis, Krumm and Oblina (from Aaahh!!! Real Monsters) join the Department of Hotness while at the same time Simon the Monster Hunter joins the Empire of Darkness. On an unrelated note, Tad DeCartoon and Moon Princess have fallen in love with each other. Tad has even been made an honorary member of the Department of Hotness, just like Moon Princess. Meanwhile, our the Department of Hotness battles the Empire of Darkness in Axiom Nexus. Our heroes go up against not only EMOD Warfare Agents, but the Steel Clan (from Gargoyles), Decepticon Protoforms from the Tyran Cluster (AKA the Transformers film series universe) and Vehicons (from Transformers Prime). This evil army is being led by General Zol, the 2nd in command of the Empire of Darkness. General Zol resembles Dr. Shinigami from Kamen Rider only he's dressed in black, wears an eye patch and has a mustache. General Zol is also a cyborg that can transform into a squid monster. Both Hottie and Chuck Norris co-pilot Grapearl Lagann and destroy a bunch of Vehicons, as well as wound some Decepticon Protoforms, "I'll kick your head off!" shouted Hottie as she and Chuck Norris use Grapearl Lagann to perform a Rider Kick-like kick that knock's off one of the Vehicon's head right off. "Our turn!" shouted Kamina inside Gurren Lagann. "Hey Cerebros, mind if we borrow Fortress Maximus" asks Simon, Cerebros then detaches from Fortress Maximus and transforms into robot mode, "Sure" said Cerebros. Gurren Lagann then combines with Fortrees Maximus, forming "Fortress Maximus Lagann", which resembles Fortress Maximus but is red, has wings, black triangle shades on it's chest, fangs on it stomach. Also,Gurren Lagann itself formed the head of Fortress Maximus Lagann just like Lagann forms the head of Gurren Lagann. "I said it before and I'll say it again, WHO THE H*LL DO YOU THINK I AM!" shouted Kamina. Fortress Maximus Lagann then uses all of it's firepower to blow away all of the Vehicons, Steel Clan and EMOD Warfare Agents. "Retreat!" shouted General Zol and the Decepticon Protoforms beam aboard the nearest EMOD Warship and, along with the rest of the EMOD Warships, retreat. In the end, all of Axiom Nexus cheered for our heroes and their leader, Hottie. To be continued....

Chapter 5
Dave the Barbarian & his talking sword, Lula, Stewie & Brian Griffin, Mike, Lu & Og, The Pink Panther, The Inspector & Deux-Deux, Roland (from Roland and Rattfink), Charlie Ant, the Tijuana Toads, Hoot Kloot and his horse, Fester, have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy, Carter Pewterschmidt, Blue Aardvark, Rattfink, The Blue Racer, The Dogfather, Megabyte (from ReBoot), Kats (from Courage the Cowardly Dog), Sheldon J. Plankton & Eddy's Brother have joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Skeleton King, in his Citadel of Bone, leads a fleet of EMOD in an all out attack on Shugazoom. The Skeleton King uses both his Formless army and EMOD Warfare Agents in the invasion. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrives just in time to stop the invasion. Simon uses his Lagann to merge with the Super Robot, piloted by the Hyperforce, by drilling inside the Super Robot's head, transforming it into "Super Robot Lagann", turning completely red and gains a pair wings & a crescent shaped fin on his head just like Gurren Lagann. Kamek and a single Steel Clan robot was also present at the battle, he uses his magic to enlarge the robotic gargoyle. Super Robot Lagann then battles the giant Steel Clan robot. Super Robot Lagann then finishes the giant robot gargoyle by performing the Giga Drill Break, destroying it in the process. Meanwhile, Jinmay uses an Invincibility Leaf to transform into "White Raccoon Jinmay". White Raccoon Jinmay then uses not one, but five Double Cherry and create five doubles of herself. All six White Raccoon Jinmays then fly up and use their eye beams to destroy a whole bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents, "Eat lasers, suckers!" shouted All six White Raccoon Jinmays. Then finally, Hottie trandforms into Super Hottie Goddess, uses Ultro Power on Axe Cop in his Axe Cop Fire form, fusing the two into "Axe Hottie" and chops off the heads of the remaining EMOD Warfare Agents, "I'll chop your heads off!" shouted Axe Hottie as she chopped their heads off. In the end the Formless are driven off Shugazoom and Skeleton King and the fleet retreat. To be continued.....

"Epilogue"

After the battle of Shugazoom, Krumm finds a slice of pizza covered in maggots in the garbage and eats it, Mike Wazowski was there too and saw the whole thing, "You're disgusting, you know that right?" said Mike, "Thanks" said Krumm, Mike then got comically frustrated. To be continued...

Chapter 6
Tetsuya Tsurugi (from Great Mazinger), the Getter Team, Captain Troy Tempest, Lieutenant George Lee "Phones" Sheridan, Marina (from Stingray) and Oink (also from Stingray) have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time the Emperor of Darkness, Emperor Gore and King Titan have joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, battle the Empire of Darkness, led by General Zol, in the Flipside (as seen in Super Paper Mario). Kamek uses his magic to enlarges a single Mark-II Foot Soldier. To combat this giant robot ninja, Lagann, piloted by Simon, combines with all three Getter Machines to form "Getter Robo Lagann", which is basically Getter-1 (minus the cape) with the head and wings of Gurren Lagann. Getter Robo Lagann destroys the robot using the "Getter Giga Drill Break". Meanwhile, Queen Elsa creates a snowball and throws it at Kirby to eat. After Kirby sucks up the snowball, he transforms into "Elsa Kirby", gaining all of Elsa's powers. Both Elsa Kirby and Elsa herself use their ice powers on a horde of Goombas, freezing them in the process. Meanwhile, Axe Cop uses a Cat Bell to transform into "Cat Axe Cop". Cat Axe Cop then uses a Double Cherry to create a double of himself. The two Cat Axe Cop then uses his claws to scratch up a bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents "I will scratch your heads off!" shouted Cat Axe Cop. The battle lasted a long time but our heroes eventually defeat the Empire's evil forces yet again, "Retreat!" shouts General Zol.

"Epilogue"

After the battle, and on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Kylie Griffin and Twilight Sparkle start to have a conversation, "Your voice sounds awfully familiar" said Kylie to Twilight Sparkle, "I'd say the same thing" said Twilight Sparkle. To be continued...

Chapter 7
John Crichton, Aeryn Sun, Dominar Rygel XVI, Pilot, Chiana, Stark, Scorpius and the spaceship, Moya, (all from Farscape) have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time the Scarran Empire have joined the Empire of Darkness. In addition to new membership, all of the Scarran Dreadnaughts are modified with interdimentional technology, like all other ship other than the City-ship and the EMOD Warships, so that they can dimension hop with the rest of the Empire's armada. Meanwhile, Uni-Man has modified Chuck Norris' Gunman, Grapearl MK-II, he removed it's head thus making it a cephalothorax just like any other Gunman. Uni-Man has also created his latest invention "Electronic Starbeast Dol MK-II", an advanced version of Space Sheriff Gavan's Zol. Zol MK-II resembles Zol in very way except it wears sunglasses and has machine gun arms. Grapearl Lagann can ride on Zol MK-II's back, thus making it a Dragon Rider. Uni-Man also created a giant fireman axe made of gold (from his home universe) for Grapearl Lagann to wield. Hottie, and her co-pilot Chuck Norris, tries out both Zol MK-II and the giant golden axe in space, in the Farscape universe, during a space battle with the Empire of Darkness. Our heroes go up against a fleet EMOD Fighters, Armored Binome Carriers piloted by EMOD Warfare Agents and Scarran Strykers, also piloted by EMOD Warfare Agents. Their all employed by a single Scarran Dreadnaught commanded by General Zol. the Voltron Force, in their robot lions, decide to form Voltron, "Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected! Infracells up! Mega thrusters are go!" said Keith, "LET'S GO VOLTRON FORCE!" shouts all five members of the Voltron Force at once, (cue voltron theme), "Form feet and legs! Form arms and body!..." said Keith, "...and I'll form the head!" said Simon as he drills his Lagann into the head of the just formed Voltron, transforming him into "Voltron Lagann", which resembles Voltron but is completely red and has the wings, head fin and face of Gurren Lagann. "form Blazing Giga Drill" said Simon as he makes Voltron Lagann perform the "Blazing Giga Drill Break" on half of the fleet, destroying them in the process. The Zol MK-II mounted Grapeal Lagann, piloted by both Hottie and Chuck Norris, then destroy the other half of the fleet by using it's machine gun arms. In the end General Zol retreats yet again.

"Epilogue"

After the battle, Rygel flirts with Queen Elsa, "So, I heard that you're a royal, I too am a royal" said Rygel while staring at her chest, "Uh, my eyes are up here" said the annoyed Elsa while pointing at her eyes. To be continued...

Chapter 8
King Dark (from Kamen Rider X) and Arch Orphnoch (from Kamen Rider 555) have recently been recruited into the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, fight the Empire of Darkness, led by General Zol, in Prime Earth in the DC Multiverse. As soon as Hottie stepped foot in this universe, everybody instantly recognizes her on the count of her being a Living Legend. Every super villain on the planet started hiding as soon as they heard Hottie arrived. The only super villains of this universe who weren't hiding was the Injustice League, who were members of the Empire of Darkness. Hottie pulls out her Weapon of Choice, a gold plated fireman axe and chops off the heads of a bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents "I will chop your heads off!" shouted Hottie as she chopped their heads off. The Batman of Prime Earth uses an Invincibility Leaf and transforms into "White Raccoon Batman". White Raccoon Batman flies up to King Ghidorah and punches him in the face (on his middle head), knocking him out in the process. The Batman of the DC Animated Universe has Wexter breathe fire on him, thus transforming him into "Batman Fire". Batman Fire then uses his fire breath on a bunch of Steel Clan robots, destroying them in the process. Both Queen Elsa (with her ice powers) and the Superman of Prime Earth (with his ice breath) freeze up a bunch of Goombas. The Batman of the Batman: The Brave and the Bold universe eats an apple from the Axe Cop universe and grows apple hands that could shoot apples, he then starts shooting apples in the faces of a bunch of Charrids. The Batman of the Superfriends universe drinks Gummi Berry Juice and gains temporary super strength, he then clobbers a small group of Vehicons without breaking a sweat. General Zol then transforms in his squid monster form and takes on Hottie. Hottie then transforms into Super Hottie Goddess and knocks General Zol out by flicking him in the forehead. In the end the Empire of Darkness retreats, yet again. To be continued...

Chapter 9
Butch Coolidge (from Pulp Fiction) has recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Marsellus Wallace has joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, in an alternate universe similar to Earth Prime called Earth Alpha, there lived a sad young woman named Miriam. Miriam had friends that left her, her family hated her, she was bullied on the streets and she feels that she couldn't do anything right. At that same time, the Department of Hotness has once again defeated the Empire of Darkness in an awesome battle. After the battle, Hottie and the rest of the Department of Hotness were waving to those that are cheering and thanking him. But there is one man on a cell phone telling Miriam frantically to not leave their apartment and that he would be on his way directly. Hottie, while in her Super Hottie Goddess form, had listened to the conversation on the cell phone on the count of her super hearing. "I gotta take care of something, I'll be right back" said Hottie to her team mates, she then went off. It turns out that the man on the phone talking to Miriam was her Doctor/Psychiatrist. He wanted Miriam to stay inside because she was suicidal. Later that day Miriam was crying as she stands on the ledge of a building, preparing to jump. Then out of nowhere Hottie appeared behind her and put her hand on her shoulder “Your Doctor really did get held up Miriam, it is never as bad as it seems” said Hottie to Miriam. Miriam's look has changed from despair to startled. Not a horrified startled mind you, but nor is it one of suddenly being filled with hope. It is a look of genuine astonishment that someone is there on this roof with her and that someone cares. It doesn’t matter that it was the legendary Hottie. “You’re much stronger than you think you are. Trust me” said Hottie. Miriam then has a change of heart and decides not to commit suicide, she then hugged Hottie, she was still crying but it was alot less. "shhh, it's okay, everything's gonna be alright" said Hottie in a gentle voice. To be continued....

Chapter 10
The Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, are fighting the Empire of Darkness, led by General Zol, in Turtle Prime (AKA the Mirage Comics TMNT universe). Our heroes are up against the Technodrome (from Turtles Prime) and an army of Foot Ninjas (the Mirage Comics versions, the robotic 1987 series versions, the Cyber Foot Ninja from Back to the Sewer, the Robot Foot Ninjas from Turtles Forever and the robotic versions from season 2 of the 2012 series), Mutant Foot Soldiers (from Turtles Forever and the Kraang. The EMOD Warfare Agents were there too. "Booyakasha!" shouted the 2012 Turtles, "It's ninja time!" shouted the 4Kids Turtles "Cowabunga!" shouted the 1987 Turtles. "How come we don't have a catchphrase?" said Mirage Michaelangelo. Halfway during the battle, an army of allies in the form of the Ninja Tribunal, the Ninja Tribunal Acolytes, the Ancient One, 4Kids April O'Neil, 4Kids Casey Jones, the Justice Force and 4Kids Karai. The epic battle becomes even more epic. During the fight 4Kids Karia confronts her 2012 counterpart and does battle with her. 75%-way during the battle, a new ally no one's even seen before joins the fight, his name is "Kamen Rider Prime". It turns out that Turtle Prime is also an A.R. World and that Kamen Rider Prime is it's Rider. Kamen Rider Prime resembled Kamen Rider Decade only he was completely gold and he wore a yellow scarf. Ch'rell (AKA the Utrom Shredder) grows to gigantic size and fights Godzilla, the Shredder puts up a good fight yet he's still no match for Godzilla. In the end the Empire is defeated yet again as remaining forces of head back to Technodrome and retreat.

"Epilogue"

Meanwhile, in the 2012 TMNT universe, a teenage girl name Irma is in her bedroom as she shakes her Magic 8-Ball, or some Bland-Name Product equivalent. "Will I ever find love?" asked Irma, "...yes" said the ball. To be continued....

Chapter 11
N-Daguva-Zeba (from Kamen Rider Kuuga) has recently been recruited into the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness in New York City in the Ghostbusters-verse. Kirby goes up against Gozer himself/herself. "Are you a god?" said Gozer, Poyo! said Kirby, "Then... DIIIIIIIIE!" said Gozer as he/she shoots lightning at Kirby, but Kirby just sucks up the lightning and transforms into "Gozer Kirby", Gozer Kirby then fights Gozer but Gozer just disappears, Gozer then transforms into the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Our heroes then bring out Godzilla, SKREEEEEEEONNNNNK!" roared Godzilla as he fought the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Pac-Man also joined the fight as he eats a Pac-Zilla Berry and grows to gigantic size. Both Linkara and Charles Barkley use their magic coins to grow to gigantic size. Voltron, Getter Robo and Great Mazinger also joined the fight. They all come at the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man all at once. Halfway during the battle, Hottie herself eats a Pac-Zilla Berry, thus growing to gigantic size, and transforms into Super Hottie Goddess. "Ghostbusters, all three versions, I have an idea, but it involves all of you crossing the streams!" ordered Hottie, "Kyorygers, I neds you to form Gigant Kyoryuzin!", the Kyoryugers did just "I also need the rest of the Zyudenryu!" as soon as the rest of the Zyudenryu arrived, this happened, "Let's combined all our powers with the Gigant Cannon. All three version of the Ghostbusters then procede to cross the streams right at the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man while at the same time, Godzilla used his thermonuclear breath, Linkara used his magic gun, Great Mazinger used Breat Burn, Getter Robo used the Getter Beam, Voltron used his cross Chest Cannon and all the Zyudenryu using the Gigant Cannon in the Gigant Formation. With the combined firepower, they blow the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man right out of Earth's atmosphere. After seeing that, the Empire's armada fled. Even though half of New York was destroyed (don't worry, no one was killed), everybody gave praise to their heroes, the Department of Hotness and their leader, Hottie, To be continued...

Chapter 12
Coop, Jamie and Kiva (from Megas XLR) have joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, the Glorfft, led by Warmaster Gorrath, have joined the Empire of Darkness. The EMOD Scientists have the Glort mothership modified with interdimentional travel technology. The EMOD Scientists are similar to the EMOD Warfare Agents, except they dress in black, wear lab coats & black-colored skull masks and have black skeletal markings. Unlike the EMOD Warfare Agents, who are robots, the EMOD Scientists are humans. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness fight the Empire of Darkness in Gravity Falls. Kylie Griffin, Raven, Bubbles and Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder (AKA Timmy Turner) all put unicorn horns from the Axe Cop universe on their heads and gain the same powers as Uni-Man. They combine their powers in a a Combined Energy Attack and destroy a whole bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents. Meanwhile, Coop let's Mabel Pines pilot the Megas. "You let a little girl pilot the Megas! Are you out of your mind!?" yelled Kiva to Coop, "Eh, what harm could it do?" said Coop. Mabel then activates Megas' Super-Destructor Mode and blow away the horde Glort mechs piloted by EMOD Warfare Agents all to kingdom come. Then finally, Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess and sucks on a lemon, which transforms her into "Super Hottie Goddess With Lemon", giving her the power to materialize & throw lemon grenades, she also has a lemon in her golden axe. "She then throw a bunch of lemon grenades at the remaining EMOD Warfare Agents. In the end the remaining forces of the Empire flee. To be continued...

Chapter 13
A group of Gurongi, comprised of Zu-Gumun-Ba, Zu-Gooma-Gu, Zu-Mebio-Da, Zu-Badzu-Ba, Zu-Gujiru-Gi and Zu-Garuga-Da, have recently been brought back from the dead by the Empire of Darkness. What was used to revive them is currently unknown. Together they form the "Revived Gurongi Corps". Each Gurongi is sent to a different alternate reality for them to attack. Zu-Gumun-Ba invades Tokyo in the World of Kamen Rider, Zu-Gooma-Gu invades the New Jersey in the Megas XLR-verse. Zu-Mebio-Da invades planet Arus, Zu-Badzu-Ba invades Earth in the Mazinger Z-verse, Zu-Gujiru-Gi invades Shugazoom and Zu-Garuga-Da invades Tokyo in the Godzilla's home universe. Kamek travels to each AU that the Gurongi have invaded and uses his magic to grow them to gigantic size. The giant size Gurongi then start going on a rampage. Hottie then send Kamen Rider Decade & Diend, Coop, Jamie & Kiva (with Megas), the Voltron Force (with their lions), Tetsuya Tsurugi (with Great Mazinger), the Getter Team (with Getter Robo), the Hyperforce (in their Super Robot) and Godzilla to their respected universes to stop them, "Your home universes are being Ravaged by Gurongi. Are you bad enough dudes and dudettes to save your worlds?" said Hottie. Megas, the lions, Great Mazinger ,Getter Robo and the Super Robot have all been upgraded with interdimensional travel technology while Godzilla simply has the power to teleport from one dimension to the next courtesy of Uni-Man and his wish-granting unicorn horn. As soon as both Decade and Diend arrive in their universe, Diend does this ""Kamen Ride: J!" said Diend's Diendriver as Diend uses it to summon Kamen Rider J in Jumbo Formation. "This will only hurt for a moment" said Diend as he puts the Decade DecaDriver Final Form Ride Card into his Diendriver and shoots Decade in the back, which transforms Decade into a larger version of the Decadriver which is worn by a Diend KamenRide Card-summoned Kamen Rider J to transform into Decade Complete Form Jumbo Formation, he then uses the Final Kamen Attack Form Ride Card to perform the Final Dimension Kick on Zu-Gumun-Ba, destroying him. Meanwhile, in New Jersey in the Megas XLR-verse, Coop, with his Megas, punches Zu-Gooma-Gu a bunch of times, "Try not to destroy New Jersey again" said Kiva to Coop, "Sorry, can't hear you, fighting" said Coop. After getting tired of punching, Coop then uses Megas' Super-Destructor Mode to blow away Zu-Gooma-Gu. Meanwhile, on planet Arus in the Voltron-verse, the Voltron Force then prepare to form Voltron, "Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected! Infracells up! Mega thrusters are go!" said Keith, "LET'S GO VOLTRON FORCE!" said the Voltron Force, "Form feet and legs! Form arms and body! And I'll form the head!" said Keith, Voltron was now formed, "Form Blazing Sword!" said Keith as Voltron formed the Blazing Sword, and used it to slash Zu-Mebio-Da in half. Meanwhile, in the Mazinger Z-verse, Zu-Badzu-Ba is destroyed the combined might of Great Mazinger's Hissatsu Power Thunder Break and Getter Robo's Getter Beam. Meanwhile, on Shugazoom, the Hyperforce, while piloting the Super Robot, fight Zu-Gujiru-Gi using Torso Cannons, Torso Rockets, Finger Missiles, Rocket Punches, Flame Strike,Eyebeams, Frezze Ray, Antenna Ray, Arm Rockets and Foot Rockets. Then finally, the Super Robot finishes of Zu-Gujiru-Gi with Lazatron Fury, destroying him. Meanwhile, in Tokyo in Godzilla's home universe, Zu-Garuga-Da tries to fight Godzilla but is simply no match. "SKREEEEEEEONNNNNK!" roared Godzilla as he he used his thermonuclear breath numerous times on Zu-Garuga-Da until he's finally destroyed. In the end, all of the revived Groungi, minus N-Gaguva-Zeba who didn't participate in today's fight, are destroyed once again. To be continued...

Chapter 14
Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr (AKA the surviving members of The Beatles), The Beatles from the 60s cartoon and The Beatles from Yellow Submarine have recently joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, large purple cracks appear all over Multiverse-Four. One crack appears in Flipside (from Super Paper Mario), and another within the the world of the Fix-It Felix Jr. video game, and another in Danville, and another in the Sonic the Hedgehog video game universe, and another in Destiny Islands. A native of Destiny Islands named Sora then travels between worlds and goes to the only group of heroes that can help him save his world, the Department of Hotness. Sora arrives at the bridge of the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren where the Department of Hotness' leader, Hottie, was at. "Hottie, I need your help!" said Sora. "What is it?" said Hottie. "There a giant purple crack in my world". Luckily The Archie Comics version of Sonic was there and realised what was going on. "I know what's going on" said Archie Sonic, "You do?!" said Sora, "It was caused by the Super Genesis Wave that started in my world" sais Archie Sonic. Archie Sonic then explains to Sora the Super Genesis Wave and the events that caused it" (see Worlds Collide and the Archie Sonic the Hedgehog Issues 252 to current issue). "I think I know what to do" said Hottie "but it involves going to Kingdom Hearts". Hottie then commands the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren to head to Kingdom Hearts (the world, not the video game). As soon as our heroes reach Kingdom Hearts, they discover that it is in just as bad shape than the Prime Zone (AKA the Archie Sonic the Hedgehog universe), if not worse. Large purple cracks were everywhere. Hottie then pulled out a red orb out of her body. That red orb happened to be the embodiment of Hottie's Super Hottie Goddess power. Hottie then hurls the red orb into the heart of Kingdom Hearts, healing 99% of Multiverse-Four, while at the same time sacrificing the power that transforms her into Super Hottie Goddess. To be continued...

Chapter 15
A group of kaijin, comprised of Zu-Gumun-Ba, Pantheras Luteus, Dispider, the Stingfish Orphnoch, the Bat Undead, Aracnea Worm Rubor, the Bat Imagin and the Horse Fangire, have been revived by the Empire of Darkness by unknown means. Together they form the Revived First Kaijin. The Revived First Kaijin are then sent to Kongo Bongo Island in the Donkey Kong Island Country animated series universe so that they can steal the Crystal Coconut. It turns out that the Crystal Coconut is one of the "MacGuffins of the Omniverse" and that the Empire of Darkness plan to obtain them all. Luckily Hottie, David Eels, Dinosaur Soldier, Linkara, Captain Falcon, Donkey Kong (video game version), and the Nine Heisei Riders have arrived at Kongo Bongo as well. Dinosaur Soldier tries fighting Zu-Gumun-Ba only to punched in the face, some of Dinosaur Soldier's nose blood get's on David. "I fell strange..." said David. Dinosaur Soldier's blood caused David to unexpectdely transform into a dinosaur soldier just like Dinosaur Soldier. "I'm Dinosaur Lad now" said David. And so Hottie and her sidekick became "Hottie & Dinosaur Lad". Hottie sucked on a lemon a became "Hottie With Lemon". First Hottie with Lemon shoots fire at Zu-Gumun-Ba, she then uses her Kaioken technique and beats him up to a pulp, she then she throw a bunch of lemon grenades at him, then finally, she uses her golden lemon axe to chop off "I will chop your head off!" said Hottie as he chops Zu-Gumun-Ba's head off, destroying him. Halfway during the battle Donkey Kong (animated series version) arrives to help out, he even meets his video game counterpart, "Whoa! It's like looking in a mirror" said animated series DK. Animated series DK, Linkara, and Captain Falcon then face off against Pantheras Luteus, then then finish him off with the "Triple Manly Falcon Punch", "Banana-Slamma!" shouted animated series DK, "I AM A MAN!" shouted Linkara, "FALCON PAWNCH!" shouted Captain Falcon, the three then punched Pantheras Luteus all at once, destroying him in the process. The rest of the kaijin are all destroyed by the Nine Heisei Riders in their Super Modes, comprised of Kuuga Ultimate Form, Agito Shining Form, Ryuki Survive, Faiz Blaster Form, Blade King Form, Armed Hibiki, Kabuto Hyper Form, Den-O Super Climax Form and Kiva DoGaBaKi Emperor Form. To be continued...

Chapter 16
Prologue"

January 27th, 2014: Hottie, as Hottie with Lemon puts a unicorn horn (from the Axe Cop universe) on her head and becomes "Uni-Hottie With Lemon" while at the same time David Eels, as Dinosaur Lad, eats an avocado (also from the Axe Cop universe) and transforms into an avocado that could shoot avocado out of his hands. "I'm Avocado Lad now" said David Eels. January 28th, 2014: Hottie, as Uni-Hottie With Lemon, uses a Gold Flower to transform into "Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon" while at the same time, David Eels, as Avocado Lad puts a unicorn o his head and becomes "Uni-Avocado Lad". January 29th, 2014: Uni-Avocado Lad uses his unicorn horn to make a wish, "I wish I could transform back and forth into David Eels at will" wished Uni-Avocado, he then transformed back to David Eels, seconds later he used his new found power to transform back into Uni-Avocado Lad at will, "Now I wish I could transform back and forth into a ghost at will" wished Uni-Avocado Lad. That was the day he became "Ghost Lad". January 30th 2014: Hottie goes to the Axe Cop universe, grabs a lobster, pulls out a syringe, draws a little bit of blood from the lobster, dabs the lobster blood on her forehead and gains retractable lobster antennas that can sense danger.

"Act II"

Present day: A group of Government of Darkness kaijin (from Kamen Rider X), comprised of Neptune, Pannic, Hercules, Medusa, Cyclops, Ogle-Dagger, Salamander-Gong, Ghengis Khan-Condor, Toad-Goemon and Starfish-Hitler, have all been revived by the Empire of Darkness by unknown means. Together they form the "Revived G.O.D. Kaijin". The Revived G.O.D. Kaijin then wreck havoc in Tokyo in the World of Kamen Rider, searching for one of the MacGuffins of the Omniverse. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrives to stop them. Neptune pulls out a machine gun and tries to shoot Hottie but the bullets bounce off of her and goes back into Neptune's machine gun. "Ha! Jokes on you, every morning I drink bulletproof juice so any bullet that hits me just bounces off and goes back into your gun" said Hottie. Hottie then sucks on a lemon and transforms into Uni-Hottie With Lemon. It turn out that after powering down from her Uni-Hottie With Lemon for the first time, the unicorn horn simply dematerializes into Hottie's head so every time Hottie sucks on a lemon, the unicorn horn pops right back up. Axe Cop also sucks on a lemon and transforms into Axe Cop With Lemon. Both Uni-Hottie With Lemon and Axe Cop With Lemon then perform Ultro Power, fusing the two into Axe Hottie. This version of Axe Hottie is differnt from the one in Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World, she's doesn't have Hottie's Super Hottie Goddess's transformation, she has black hair and she carries two lemon axes, one is Axe Cop With Lemon's axe and the other is Uni-Hottie With Lemon's golden axe, Axe Hottie also has a unicorn horn. Axe Hottie then throws a bunch of lemon grenades at all the members of the Revived G.O.D. Kaijin, minus Neptune, Medusa and Starfish-Hitler, destroying them all. Kylie Griffin tries fighting Medusa, only to get turned to stone by her. "I can fix her" said Fix-It Felix as he uses his hammer to revive Kylie. Coop then uses his Megas to step on Medusa. Kamen Rider X then goes up against Neptune once again. "Wexter, breathe fire on Kamen Rider X!" said Axe Hottie to Wexter, Wexter then breathed fire on Kamen Rider X, transforming him into "Kamen Rider X Fire". Kamen Rider X Fire then shoots a bunch of fire at Neptune, weakening him. Kamen Rider X Fire then finishes him off by using his Ridol Stick to perform a Rider Thrust on him, destroying him. Our heroes then face off against none other than Starfish-Hitler himself. Before our heroes can do anything, Kamek arrives and uses hismagic to enlarge Starfish-Hitler. Luckily, Godzilla was present. Axe Hottie eats a Pac-Zilla and grows gigantic. Axe Hottie, Godzilla and Megas then start fighting Starfish-Hitler. Although Starfish-Hitler puts up a good fight, he is no match for the combined might of Axe Hottie, Godzilla and Megas. The three then finish Starfish-Hitler off with their own attacks. Axe Hottie uses fireballs, Godzilla uses his thermonuclear breath and Megas uses his Super-Destructor Mode. The combined attack destroys Starfish-Hitler. Meanwhile, on-board the City-ship, Emperor Dark, while on his throne, saw the whole battle on his monitor and is ticked off that the good guys have won yet again, ""THAT'S IT! I'm switching to satellite!" said the hammy Emperor Dark. To be continued...

"No animals were harmed were harmed during the making of this fan fiction.... except one lobster, who got poked by a needle."

Chapter 17
The Badan Empire and Foundation X have recently been recruited into the the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, on board the City-ship, tired of having his underlings fail over and over, Emperor Dark decides to get off his throne and take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness in Beach City in the Steven Universe... universe. Halfway during the battle, Emperor Dark himself beams down. "Foolish good guys! Tremble before me! For I am Emperor Dark! Ruler of the Empire of Darkness! Now prepare to perish!" said Emperor Dark, he then took off his helmet, revealing what he really looked like, a cyclops with a mass of snakes for a head. Hottie tries to suck on a lemon and transform into Uni-Hottie With Lemon but Emperor Dark uses his one his snakes, which can stretch and be used as tentacles, to grab the lemon wedge out her hand, he then uses snake to lift Hottie by her neck and choke her. Lt. Commander Worf tries to save Hottie but Emperor Dark uses another one of his snakes to grab him and smash him around like a rag doll. Hottie starts to get short of breath. Luckily David Eels, as Ghost Lad, turns invisible and frees Hottie. Ghost Lad then hands Hottie a spare lemon wedge, she sucks on it and transforms into Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Knowing that he is no match for Uni-Hottie With Lemon, Emperor Dark, as well as the rest of the Empire of Darkness, retreats, Retreat!" shouted Emperor Dark. Emperor Dark, and the rest of his followers then beam back aboard the City-ship.

"Epilogue"

Meanwhile, on board the City-ship, Emperor Dark reveals something shocking to his underlings. "My followers, there is something I'd like to share with you... I am not the absolute ruler of the Empire of Darkness, I am merely a figurehead. I'd like for you all to meet the absolute ruler of the Empire of Darkness and my master... Carmen". Then suddenly the wall behind Emperor Dark's throne opened up to reveal some stairs that led to an even bigger throne, and on that throne was none other than Carmen AKA Wettie herself. And on Carmen's head was not one but three unicorn horns, which was the reason many bad guys were brought back to life. To be continued....

Chapter 18
Penelope Pitstop and Ernie Devlin have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, the Hooded Claw has joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, are fighting the Empire of Darkness, led by Emperor Dark, in the 2003 TMNT universe. Halfway during the battle, the Kamen Rider of this universe arrives to aide our heroes in battle. His name is Kamen Rider Red, he resembles Kamen Rider Kuuga except he doesn't have his chest armor, he's completely red, he wears a red scarf, has a high collar surrounding his neck, has a large V his chest and, of course, he's animated. Kamen Rider Gorudo is the embodiment of all prior Heisei Era Riders in the World of Kamen Rider. Being the representation of every Heisei Era Rider there is, Kamen Rider Red has demonstrated the ability to transform to any Heisei Era Kamen Rider of his choosing even without an external transformation device. "Time to test out my new utility belt" said Hottie. Hottie recently started wearing a utility belt created by Uni-Man. The belt was similar the Batman's utility belt from the 60's TV series except it was pink and it had an H on the belt buckle. Item's kept in Hottie's belt was her golden axe, lemons from the Axe Cop universe kept in baggies, Gold Flowers (as seen in New Super Mario Bros.), her Core Drill, a Power Berry container filled with Power Berries, Senzu Beans and Hottie's bedazzled yo-yo with the H logo on both sides (as seen in Burning Ambition). The Gold Flowers were kept in containers that could shrink down to Capsules (as seen in Dragon Ball. Hottie's gold axe was also modified to shrink down to a Capsule. Hottie pulled out two Capsules, one regular and one golden, and a baggie full of lemon wedges out of her belt. Hottie turned the golden Capsule into her golden axe while at the same time, pulls out a lemon wedge out of the baggie and sucked on it, thus tranforming into Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Uni-Hottie with Lemon then turned the regular Capsule into a container which held a Gold Flower, she opened the container and used the Gold Flower to transform into Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon. "ZekeGreymon, let's use Ultro Power!" said Hottie to ZekeGreymon, the two then performed Ultro Power and fused into Hottie DX. This Hottie DX was different from the one seen in Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World, other than the fact that she has a unicorn horn, this version of Hottie DX lacked the explosive and flame-like aura. Also, Hottie kept her golden lemon axe on her back. "Let's do this" said Kamen Rider Red as he transformed into Kamen Rider Decade Complete Form. Both Hottie DX and Kamen Rider Red and fought Emperor Dark and beat the crap out of him. Knowing that he's outmatched, Emperor Dark transformed into "Super Emperor Dark", a giant rock monster the size of Godzilla. "Matt, be a dear a pull the Power Berry container out of my utility belt please" said Hottie DX to her fiance as she couldn't get it out herself on the count of her Trident JusFang and Electric Buster Xros arms, "With pleasure" said the infatuated Matt Keene as went up to Hottie DX, reached her belt and pulled out her Power Berry container, "That tickles" giggled Hottie DX, "Good" said Matt, Matt then kissed Hotie DX good luck, "Are you gonna go all lovey dovey with your boyfriend or are you gonna fight me?!" shouted the impatient Super Emperor Dark, "Feed me the Pac-Zilla power berry" Hottie DX to Matt, Matt did just that, seconds later Hottie DX grew to the same size as Super Emperor Dark. Godzilla and Megas, piloted by Coop, also joined the fight. Kamen Rider Red merges with Megas, turning it to "Burning Legend Megas". Burning Legend Megas resembles regular Megas except it's completely red. "Here, eat these" said Pac-Man to the 2K3 Ninja Turtles as he gives all four of them Power Berries, which they eat, growing them to gigantic size. "It's ninja time!" said all four giant turtles. Hottie DX, Burning Legend Megas, Godzilla and the 2K3 turtles then fight Super Emperor Dark. Super Emperor shoots an energy beam from his mouth at Hottie DX but she blocks the attack using her force field. Burning Legend Megas fights Super Emperor Dark by using an attack called "15 Rider Soul" which utilizes the strength of all the Heisei Era Kamen Riders. While Super Emperor Dark puts up a good fight, he no match for the combined might of Hottie DX, Godzilla, Burning Legend Megas and the 2K3 Ninja Turtle. Super Emperor Dark then reverts back to regular Emperor Dark and, along with the rest of the Empire of Darkness, beams back aboard the City-ship.

"Epilogue"

Meanwhile, on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Hootie and Matt Keene are in Hottie's private quarters making out when all of a sudden, someone knocks on her door. "Come in" said Hottie. The person that knocked on the door happened o be Leeron Litner. "You have a message from Emperor Dark, "What!?" said Hottie as she rushed to the bridge. "Well hello there, Hottie" said a smug Emperor Dark, "What do you want?" said Hottie, "There's someone who want's to meet you" said Emperor Dark, "Who?" said a confused Hottie, "my master" said Emperor Dark, "What?!" said a surprised Hottie. What happened next was a big surprise for Hottie. "Well hello, Alison" said Carmen, "C... C... Carmen?" said a shocked Hottie. "Well, what do you think of my Empire of Darkness" said Carmen "I created the organization early December as an sort of insurance policy, in case the Guild of Super Evil was defeated. Well, ciao. said Carmen as he logged off. Hottie, as well as everyone on the the bridge, was in silent shock. To be continued...

Chapter 19
"Prologue"

Meanwhile, on board the City-ship, Carmen yearned to be young again, then she realized that she had unicorn horns now. "I wish I was 21 again" wished Carmen, she then de-aged into a hotter 21 year old year old version of herself. Carmen pulled out a compact mirror and looked at herself, "Wow, I look good" said Carmen "now I wish for a sexy super villain outfit to go with my new look" wished Carmen. Carmen then gains a super villainess outfit that was similar to the one Starfire wore in the Teen Titans Go! episode "Starfire the Terrible", minus the emblem on the forehead. Carmen's new super villain outfit also had high heels.

"Act II"

The Empire of Darkness has hired a bounty hunter to destroy Hottie and the Department of Hotness. His name is Bad Jack Frost and he hails from the Axe Cop universe. He resembles Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians except he has a beard like Mirror Universe Spock and, of course, he's in the same art style as the characters from Axe Cop. Bad Jack Frost tried to take on the Deartment of Hotness but there was one problem... there were hundreds of members of the Department of Hotness. Bad Jack Frost then summoned a horde of EMOD Warfare Agents to aide them in battle. One minute later our heroes take down the EMOD Warfare Agents. Bad Jack Frost tries using his ice powers on Hottie but his ice powers are weak against people with fire powers. Mario uses a Fire Flower to transform into Fire Mario, Pac-Man eats a Fire Berry and gains fire powers and Axe Cop has Wexter breathe fire on him, transforming him into Axe Cop Fire. Hottie, Fire Mario, Pac-Man and Axe Cop Fire then battle Bad Jack Frost. After Axe Cop punches Bad Jack Frost in the face, some of his blood get's on Kellyn Levy. Suddenly Kellyn had Bad Jack Frost powers (she also had light blue skin and white hair)! She became Female Good Bad Jack Frost, or Female Jack Frost/Jill Frost for short, "I have the power of winter!" said Kellyn AKA Jill Frost. Both Hottie and Kellyn charged at Bad Jack Frost and knocked him clear into of the skay and out of Earth's orbit.

"Epilogue"

"I need a super suit now" said Kellyn Levy AKA Jill Frost. So Dorinda Galen helped her friend design a super suit. Moment later, an ever newer Jill Frost was born, and she looked hot. Her super suit was comprised of a pair of pink boots, blue hipster pants, a wide glittered black belt, a hot pink mercerized cotton tabatha cap-sleeve T-shirt, a pair of women's power stretch gloves and a red cape. When Jill Frost looked at herself in the mirror, she was amazed at how good she looked. "Wow! I look sexy. Like, real sexy. Hey everyone! Come and see how sexy I look!" shouted Jill Frost. To be continued...

Chapter 20
After the events of last chapter, Dorinda Galen decides to become a superhero too. First she asks Uni-Man for a unicorn horn, then she designs herself a super suit. Dorinda's superhero outfit is comprised of a pair of boots, a pink bikini, a belt, pink opera gloves, a cape, a domino mask and, of course, a unicorn horn. As soon as she put's her unicorn horn and super suit on, she looks at herself at the mirror and strats to admire how good she look, "dang, I look sexy" said Dorinda, "I think I'll call myself Uni-Girl". Meanwhile, the EMOD Scientists have developed a device called the Nega Decadrive, which resembles Kamen Rider Decade's Decadriver except that it's completely black. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness in the land of Ninjago. Halfway during the battle, a japanese man named Goro Miyaguchi, who happens to from the World of Kamen Rider, appears. Goro then pulls out and puts on, and put's a Rider Card in the Nega Decadriver. ""Kamen Ride: Nega Decade!" said the Nega Decade as it transforms Goro into "Kamen Rider Nega Decade", who resembles Kamen Rider Decade except that his armor is completely black. Nega Decade has the power to transform into all the Heisei Era Kamen Riders minus Decade, from Kuuga to Gaim. In order to combat Nega Decade more efficiently, Hottie suck on a lemon an transform into Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Uni-Hottie With Lemon, Uni-Avocado Lad, Jill Frost and Uni-Girl then take on Nega Decade head on. While Nega Decade puts up a good fight he is no match for he founding members of the Department of Hotness, minus Designated Dead who has got any powers yet. Nega Decade then decides to use the Nega K-Touch to transform into his Complete Form, "Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Blade, Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Double, OOO, Fourze, Wizard! Final Kamen Ride: Nega Decade!" said the Nega K-Touch as Nega Decade transforms into "Nega Decade Complete Form, granting him the combined power of Kuuga Ultimate, Agito Shining, Ryuki Survive, Faiz Blaster, Blade King, Hibiki Armed, Kabuto Hyper, Super Climax, Kiva DoGaBaKi Emperor, Double CycloneJokerGoldXtreme, OOO Super Tatoba, Fourze Meteor Nadeshiko Fusion and Wizard Infinity Dragon Gold. The battle becomes even more tense. Uni-Girl then decides to makes a wish on unicorn horn, "I wish I was super super smart and strong!" wished Uni-Girl, suddenly Uni-Girl grew horns all over her body and she gained super strength. Uni-Girl then clobbered Nega Decade with out breaking a sweat, as well knocking him out of his Rider form. In the the end, Goro, as well as Emperor Dark, General Zol and the rest of the Empire of Darkness. "I wish for all but one of my unicorn horns were retractable" wished Uni-Girl as all her unicorn horns, minus the one on her head, retracted into her body. To be continued....

Chapter 21
The N Team (from Captain N: The Game Master), the Avengers (the original comic book version), the version of the Avengers from The Avengers: United They Stand, the version of the Avengers from The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, the version of the Avengers from Avengers Assemble, the version of the Avengers from Ultimate Avengers: The Movie, the version of the Avengers from Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow and the Super Hero Squad have all joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Mother Brain (from Captain N: The Game Master), the Masters of Evil (the original comic book version), the version of Ultron from The Avengers: United They Stand, the version of the Masters of Evil from The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, the Cabal (from Avengers Assemble), the Chitauri (from Ultimate Avengers: The Movie), the version of Ultron from Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow, the Lethal Legion (from The Super Hero Squad Show) and Thanos (from The Avengers movie) have all joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Empire of Darkness have launched an all out invasion on Earth-616 (AKA the Marvel Universe) in Multiverse-Three. It's New York City that ends up getting invaded the most. Other than conquering Earth-616, the main reason for the invasion is that the Empire of Darkness are after the Cosmic Cube, which turns out to be one of the MacGuffins of the Omniverse. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrive just in the to stop the Empire of Darkness from causing even more damage. Hottie, as Uni-Hottie With Lemon, performs Ultro Power with Axe Cop, as Axe Cop With Lemon, Hypno Monkey Boy, Super Bat Boy, Wexter and Ralph Wrinkles to form Super Hypno Double-Monkey Batman Axe Hottie Familsauras Rex Wrinkle. With the combined might of Super Hypno Double-Monkey Batman Axe Hottie Familsauras Rex Wrinkle, The N Team, the Super Hero Squad, all of the versions of the Avengers that are members of the Dept. of Hotness and Godzilla, the forces of the Empire of Darkness are driven out of the Empire of Darkness.

"Epilogue"

"Did anyone notice that we didn't do much talking in today's chapter?" said Linkara breaking the 4th wall, "Did anyone notice that the good guys in this fan fiction are f___ing invincible and that most of the fights are f___ing one-sided on our side?" said the Angry Video Game Nerd to Linkara. To be continued....

Chapter 22
"Prologue"

Versions of the G.I. Joe Teams from G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (who are actually from the past via time travel), G.I. Joe: Sigma Six, G.I. Joe: Resolute, G.I. Joe: Renegades and G.I. Joe Retaliation have all joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, versions of Cobra from G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (also from the past via time travel), G.I. Joe: Sigma Six, G.I. Joe: Resolute, G.I. Joe: Renegades and G.I. Joe Retaliation have all joined the Empire of Darkness.

"Act II"

Febuary 9th, 1964: An English rock called, The Beatles, make their first appearance on American variety show, The Ed Sullivan Show, before a record-breaking audience, beginning a musical phenomenon known as the British Invasion. "Ladies and gentlemen, THE BEATLES!" said Ed Sullivan as he introdced The Beatles on stage. And the rest is history. Fifty years year the two surviving members of The Beatles have teamed up with both animated versions of The Beatles (from the animated series and Yellow Submarine) and joined a dimensional traveling Dream Team named the Department of Hotness led by a 18 year old super heroine named Hottie whose superpower was shooting fire from her fingertips. The Department of Hotness are battling the Empire of Darkness in Liverpool, England in Earth Minor (live action Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr's home AU). "Who would of thought this is how we're spending our 50th anniversary" said live action Paul to live action Ringo while using a Type 3 phaser to shoot some Cobra B.A.T.s. Halfway during the battle, Mario hands Paul, Ringo, the animated Beatles and Yellow Submarine Beatles Power-Ups. Paul uses a Fire Flower to transform into "Fire Paul", Ringo uses both a a Super Bell and a Double Cherry to transform into "Double Cat Ringo", animated Paul McCartney uses a Gold Flower to transform into "Gold Paul", animated Ringo Starr uses a Invincibility Leaf to transform into White Raccoon Ringo, animated George Harrison uses a Luck Bell to transform into "Lucky Cat George, animated John Lennon uses a Boomerang Flower to transform into "Boomerang John", Yellow Submarine Paul McCartney uses a Statue Leaf to transform into "Statue Paul", Yellow Submarine Ringo Starr uses a Super Leaf to transform into "Raccoon Ringo", Yellow Submarine George Harrison uses a Frog Suit to transform into "Frog George" and Yellow Submarine John Lennon uses a P-Acorn to transform into "Power Squirrel John". With their new powers, Fire Paul, Double Cat Ringo, the animated Beatles and Yellow Submarmarine Took a Level in Bad@$$ and kicked a whole lotta bad guy butt. Uni-Girl used her retractable unicorn horns and shot them out of her body all over the place. They went through every mecha mook. The types of mecha mooks that got stabbed by unicorn horns were EMOD Warfare agents, Cobra B.A.T.s, Vehicons, Foot Soldiers, the Steel Clan, Vehicons, Ultra Droids and Mecha-Koopas. Uni-Girl also wished for Paul, Ringo, the animated Beatles and Yellow Submarine Beatles to know karate, which they used to beat up a unch of Cobra Troopers. "I wish for all my horns back!" wished Super Uni-Girl. Then out of nowhere, King Dark, King Ghidorah, Cathulhu and an enlarged Utrom Shredder appear and start to wreck Liverpool. Pac-Man then gives Fire Paul, Double Cat Ringo, the animated Beatles and Yellow Submarine Beatles Pac-Zilla Berries to eat, which they do, growing them to gigantic size. Godzilla also joins the giant-sized fight. And so the giant sized Fire Paul, Double Cat Ringo, animated Beatles, Yellow Submarine Beatles and Godzilla fight King Dark, King Ghidorah, Cathulhu and the Utrom Shredder. While the giant bad guys put up quite a fight, they are no match for the combined might of the giant good guys and are defeated. In the end, the Empire of Darkness are driven out of Liverpoll. "I tell you, it's been A Hard Day's Night and I've been working like a dog... or should I say fighting like a cat" said Double Cat Ringo with both Cat Ringos talking in unison, "Uhuhuhuh Yeah" laughed animated Ringo.

"Epilogue"

Later that day, after yet another battle against the Empire of Darkness, only this time taking place in London, live action Paul McCartney, live action Ringo Starr, the animated Beatles and Yellow Submarine Beatles are seen zebra crossing Abbey Road together. To be continued...

Chapter 23
Gameleojin, Kumonjin, Komorujin and Sasoranjin (from Skyrider) have all been revived by Carmen's unicorn magic, together they form the "Revived Neo-Shocker Kaijin". Meanwhile, Hottie, Axe Cop, Wexter, Ralph Wrinkles, Hypno Monkey Boy and Super Bat Boy, Christopher Aonuma and ZekeGreymon are all fighting the Revived Neo-Shocker Kaijin somewhere in North America at some random AU during a snow storm at night. Axe Cop cops fights Sasoranjin by puching him alot, he then finishes him by using his axe to chop his axe off "I'll chop you're head off!!" said Axe Cop as he chops off Sasoranjin's head off, releasing High-Pressure Blood, Kamen Rider Decade style, but not before exploding. Axe Cop then sucks on a lemon a transforms into Axe Cop With Lemon. "I'm gonna throw grenades bombs and you're gonna die!" said Axe Cop With Lemon as he threw a bunch of lemon grenades at Komorujin, destroying him in the process. Hottie sucks on a lemon, uses a Gold Flower and transforms into Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon then starts shooting golden fireballs at both Gameleojin, Kumonjin, which maede him explode into gold coins, "I'm Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon and it's time for you to pay the price" said Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Then out of nowhere, Kamek arrives and uses his magic to revive and enlarge the Revived Neo-Shocker Kaijin. "It's time to kick it up a notch" said Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon "let's all perform Ultro Power". Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon, ZekeGreymon, Axe Cop With Lemon, Wexter, Ralph Wrinkles, Super Bat Boy and Hypno Monkey Boy then used Ulto Power together, fusing them all into a brand new version of Hottie X7. The version of Hottie X7 has a unicorn horn on her head and keep's both Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon and Axe Cop With Lemon's lemon axes on her back. Hottie X7 then uses her unicorn telekinesis to pull out a Pac-Zilla Berry out of her utility belt, since she has machine gun arms. She eats the berry and grows to gigantic size. Hottie X7 then fights the Revived Neo-Shocker Kaijin. Halfway during the battle, Godzilla joins the fight. Both Hottie X7 and Godzila uses a combined attack that involves Godzilla's thermonuclear breath and Hottie X7's golden fire breath. The combined attack makes all four Neo-Shocker Kaijin explode into gold coins. To be continued....

Chapter 24
"Act I"

In the land of Ooo, Finn and Jake are recuperating after the Department of Hotness' battle against the Empire of Darkness after they tried the conquer Ooo. Then out of nowhere, they find a strange metallic hatch among an old tree stump on top of a montain. They hop down to find an underground city with an artificial environment. This city also happens to be populated... with humans. "I don't believe it, Jake!" said Fill "I'it's an entire city of humans, just like me!". It turns out that, just prior to the Mushroom War, a number of small cities were hastily built in concealment underground to protect a small population of humans from nuclear warheads, A self-sufficient city was established deep within the mountain that would later be the city that Finn and Jake recently discovered, complete with an artificial sky and climate control. Upon the complete of the city's largest building, the Reagan Memorial Skyscraper, the city was named New Washington. At some point in time the humans discovered a mysterious crystal that possessed unlimited power and used it to power their newly constructed city. Finn is then introduced to the President of New Washington, and his cute daughter, Rebecca, who happens to be the same age as Finn "You're kinda cute" giggled Rebecca to Finn which caused Finn to blush a lttle "Dude, I think I have a crush" said Finn's thoughts.

"Act II"

In New York City in the 2012 TMNT universe, The 2012 turtles and 2012 Splinter had just survived a devastating battle against Ch'rell (AKA the Utrom Shredder) and his Foot Clan. The Hamato Clan, whose still sufering from a few wounds, split up as they hide from the Foot Elite. Splinter end up getting lost when all a sudden, a attractive blind woman exits her home "Hello! Is anyone there?!" said the blind "help..you have to.. hide me" breathed Splinter "You sound hurt. Get inside I'll hide you" said the blind woman as he let's Splinter in and closes her blinds. The two then have tea together, "My name is Julie" said the blind woman "I am Hamato Yoshi, but I'm also known as Splinter" The two then start to bond as they talked. Splinter also talked about his former friend Oroku Saki/The Shredder, his late wife Tang Shen, the events that led to her death and his daughter being kidnapped by The Shredder as a baby. Julie then walks over to Splinter so that she could feel his face, "No! You must not!" warned Splinter, "It's okay" said Julie, but she soon turned silent as she felt that Splinter is a human-sized rat. "You must believe me, but I was once once a man", "...what happened?" said Julie, "it's a long story" said Splinter, "well, I don't judge" said Julie accepting the fact that Splinter is a human-turned-mutant rat.

"Act III"

In the Green Lantern: The Animated Series universe. Razer is now a Blue Lantern. Also, Razer still hasn't given up hope that Aya is alive somewhere. But little does he realize is that, after Aya sacrificed herself to destroy the Manhunters, she downloaded a little bit of herself into Razer's Red Lantern Power Ring, which he still kept but did not wear. "...Razer" said a familiar voice, "Aya?" said Razer. And so Razer followed the voice, which led to the Red Lantern ring that he still kept. "Razer" said the Red Lantern ring, Razer was shocked that Aya had been in his Red Lantern ring this whole time. Razer went to Hal Jordan and told him that he finally found Aya. Carol Ferris, who was still a Star Sapphire, was there to and had an idea. They then went to Zamaron where the Star Sapphires downloaded Aya from the Red Lantern ring into a computer powered by a Star Sapphire Power Battery. The computer then constructed Aya a new body that resembles her old body except that it was violet and had the Star Sapphire symbol on the chest. In the end Razer and Aya share a kiss, "I love you" said Razer, I love you too" said Aya.

"Act IV"

In the G Gundam universe, Andrew Graham, the former Gundam Fighter from Neo-Canada, still mourns for his wife. He was at a bar drowning his sorrows when all of a sudden he meets a woman named Sayla Lacroa, who was from Neo-Japan. "Hey" said Sayla who noticed he was down and wanted to cheer him up. Andrew simply ignored her. Aw come on, why the long face" said Sayla, "...I don't want to talk about it" said Andrew. Sayla then put her hand over the glass Andrew was drinking from and put it down "I think you've had enough" said Sayla, "...whatever" said Andrew. "My name is Sayla Lacroa and I'm from Neo-Japen "said the cheerful Sayla, what's your's. "...Andrew Graham" said Andrew, "Hey, your that Gundam Fighter" said Sayla, "...I was" said Andrew", "how about I drive you home" said Sayla "You look a little drunk". Sayla then drove Andrew home. "You seem sad" said Sayla as he sat down with Andrew in his living room "why?", "...it's a long story" said Andrew, "I don't mind to hear it" said Sayla". Andrew then told Sayla about how he lost his wife and blamed it on Argo Gulskii. "That's so sad" said Sayla as she put her hand on Andrew's, Andrew saw Sayla hands on his and started to smile. To be continued...

Chapter 25
Jimmy Fallon joins the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, even since the rise of the Empire of Darkness, things have gone from bad to worse. The Empire of Darkness have conquered three alternate Earths throughout the Omniverse. These Earths are the Earth of the Malgus Cluster (Transformers Animated universe), Earth-904913 (Iron Man: Armored Adventures universe) and the Earth of the Transformers Prime universe. In each of these Earths, one-tenth of the Earth's population have been wiped out after the Empire's invasion, practically making the humanities of each Earth on the verge of extinction. The remaining population of each Earth is enslaved and whole nations are made into work-camps and bases for a fleet of war rockets. Russia, all three of them, have turned into a big shipyard, and that the Empire is preparing to invade the rest of the three universes that these Earths belong in. Each Earth has an enormous statue of the absolute ruler of the Empire, Carmen. Carmen has even carved herself into Mount Rushmore, all three of them. Resistance movements have started on these three Earths, one in the Malgus Cluster led by Sari Sumdac, one in Earth-904913 led by this universe's Iron Man and one in the Transformers Prime universe led by Agent Fowler. A pirate radio program in the Malgus Cluster called "Hottiewatch" was started for for those who rebelled against the Empire of Darkness and supported the legendary Hottie and her Department of Hotness.

"Epilogue"

Robin (Teen Titans Go! version) get's his head stuck in a pickle jar, "Uh, little help" said Robin. To be continued...

Chapter 26
Ganondorf has recently revived his counterpart from the animated series, and the Captain N: The Game Master episode "Quest for the Potion of Power". Ganondorf then fuses with cartoon Ganon and becomes "Super Ganon", resembling a cross between Ganondorf from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Maker and cartoon Ganon, also he had cartoon Ganon's voice. Super Ganon then leads the Empire of Darkness' army into Videoland. Luckily the Department of Darkness is there to stop Super Ganon. Not only that but the versions of Link and Zelda from the animated series, and the Captain N: The Game Master episode "Quest for the Potion of Power", have allied with the Department of Hotness in order to stop Super Ganon. "Has anyone told you that you don't talk much?" said cartoon Link to video game Link. Seconds later, an epic battle ensues. Sonic gives the Captain N version of Mega Man his Chaos Emeralds, thus transforming him into the Captain N's version of Super Adapter Mega Man (as seen in Wolds Collide). Kamen Rider Agito in his Shining Form, Ryuki as Ryuki Survive, Faiz in his Blaster Form, Hibiki as Armed Hibiki and Kabuto in his Hyper Form all use Gold Flowers upgrade their Ultimate Forms into "Gold Shining", "Gold Survive", "Gold Blaster", "Gold Armed" and "Gold Hyper". Kamen Rider Blade King uses all five Exodia cards to upgrade his King Form into "King Platinum Mode", turning his armor from gold to platinum. Kamen Rider Decade use the "Gold K-Touch", an advanced version of the K-Touch that was invented by Uni-Man, to transform into "Kamen Rider Decade Complete Form Gold Mode" which resembles is Complete Form only his entire armor is golden and has more cards on his chest. Also in Decade's Complete Form Gold Mode, Kuuga Ultimate, Den-O Climax and Kiva Emperor are replaced with Kuuga Rising Ultimate, Den-O Super Climax and Kiva DoGaBaKi Emperor. More Ultimate Forms added to Complete Form Gold Mode are Double CycloneJokerGoldXtreme, OOO Super TaToBa, Fourze Meteor Nadeshiko Fusion and Wizard Infinity Dragon Gold. The battle becomes even more intense. All of the Mooks, Mecha Mooks and Elite Mooks try shooting at Hottie herself but they keep missing her, Hottie, while walking calmly while at the same time not getting shot, shoots fireballs at a bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents and other types of Mecha Mooks. Both The Angry Video Game Nerd, in his Super NES armor and Kevin Keene AKA Captain N use their Zappers to take down alot of EMOD Warfare Agents. Mario gives Captain N a Cat Bell, thus transforming him into "Cat Captain N", Mario also gives Cat Captain N a Double Cherry, thus transforming him into "Double Cat Captain N". "Wow! They never had power-ups like this in Super Mario Bros. 3" said Double Cat Captain N with the two Cat Captain Ns talking in unison. Double Cat Captain N then uses his newfound power to clobber Super Gannon. Here, take my Magical Shield" said cartoon Link to Hottie. Super Ganon then tries to defeat Hottie by sending a fire geam in her direction, but Hottie uses to the Magical Shield to reflect it back to Super Ganon, thus defusing Ganondorf and cartoon Ganon. In the end, Videoland is saved. "Wow, for a guy dressed like a girl you're a pretty good fighter" said Princess Anna to cartoon Link, "“Well Excuuuuse Me, Princess” said cartoon Link to Anna. To be continued....

Chapter 27
The original Godzilla, MechaGodzilla, Ebirah and Kamacuras have all been revived by Carmen's unicorn magic. Together they form the "Revived Kaiju Corps". The Revived Kaiju Corps are then to Tokyo in the Godzilla-verse to locate any MacGuffins of the Omniverse. Luckily the department of Hotness are there to stop them. Hotiie and Chuck Norris then pilots the Grapearl Lagann, which pilots the Dept. of Hotness' latest Dai-Gun, the "Garuda Mk-II", which resembles the original Garuda from Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla 2 only it's large enough to attach to Arc-Gurren Lagann's back, it has the faceplate of Mazinger Z and the sunglasses of Gurren. Garuda Mk-II then combines with Arc-Gurren Lagann, forming "Super Arc Gurren Lagann". Super Arc-Gurren Lagann then leads Godzilla II, Megas, Getter Robo, Great Mazinger, Burning Gundam, Kamen Rider J, Decade in his Complete Form Jumbo Formation and the Super Robot (from Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!) in an all out battle against the Revived Kaiju Corps. Decade then uses his Final Dimension Kick on Ebirah, making him explode. Kamen Rider J then fights Kamacuras by punching and karate chopping him, J then finishes Kamacuras of with his Jumbo Rider Kick, which also causes him to explode. Megas, Great Mazinger, Getter Robo, Burning Gundam and the Super Robot then fight off against MechaGodzilla. While MechaGodzilla puts up a good, fight he's still no match for the combined might of these mechas. The mechas then used a combined attack on MechaGodzilla that involved Megas' Super-Destructor Mode, Great Mazinger's Breast Burn, Getter Robo's Getter Beam, the Super Robot's Lazatron Fury, and Burning Gundam's Rock-breaking LOVE-LOVE Sky-shocking Fist, completely obliterating him. Then finally Godzilla II goes up against Godzilla I, "SKREEEEEEEONNNNNK!" roared the two Godzillas. The fight between the two Godzillas last a long time as they are equally matched, so Super Arc-Gurren Lagann simply uses the "Super Space-Time Shattering Burst Spinning Punch", which is basically a more powerful version of Arc-Gurren Lagann's Space-Time Shattering Burst Spinning Punch, on Godzilla I, sending him to the far end of the space time continuum, where he exploded. "Charles Barkley, eat your heart out" said Hottie.

"Epilogue"

As the author finishes this chapter, he fantasizes about what it would be like if the Department of Hotness and the Empire of Darkness entered the real world (his world). To be continued...

Chapter 28
Little Mac (from Punch-Out!!) has recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time the Chopper Bunch has joined the Empire of darkness. Moments later, during a battle between the Department of Hotness and the Empire of Darkness in some random AU, Little Mac starts punching a whole lot of bad guys. First he beats up King Hippo from Captain N, then he beats up some EMOD Warfare Agents, then some Moblins, then some Chitauri, then some Kraang, then some, Cobra BATs, then some Foot Ninjas, then some Formless, then some Ogres (from Gummi Bears), then some Hunter Drones, then some Ultra Droids, the some G.O.D. Warfare Agents, then some Stardust Ninja Dustards, then some, Combat-Roids, then some Steel Clan robots, then some Kallish, then some Charrids, then some Riotroopers. Mario then gives Little Mac an Invincibility Leaf, which transforms him into "White Raccoon Little Mac". White Racoon Little Mac then clobbers Galvatron (all three of them), Megatron from Transformers Animated, King Ghidorah, King Dark and Kraang Prime, despite all of them being bigger than him. White Raccoon Little Mac then tries fighting Frieza but is no match, so Hottie sucks on a lemon and transforms into Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Both Uni-Hottie With Lemon and White Raccoon Little Mac then take on Frieza. To make sure they overpower Uni-Hottie With Lemon uses a Super Bell to transform into "Cat Uni-Hottie With Lemon", she also use a Double Cherry to create a copy of herself. Despite Frieza putting up a good fight, he's still no match for the combined might of the two Uni-Hottie With Lemons and White Raccoon Little Mac. The three also take on Cathulhu... and defeat him within one minute. Uni-Girl also uses her unicorn horn to wish for Designated Dean to know karate (black belt level), who then takes out the remaining EMOD Warfare Agents. After a long, hard epic fight, the Department of Hotness win yet another battle and drive the Empire of Darkness out of the random AU. To be continued...

Chapter 29
"Prologue"

Yesterday, after an intense battle against the Empire of Darkness, Egon Spengler (movie version) has been mortally wounded. To save Egon's life, Dr. McNinja uses both Mutagen and a lock of Time Lord hair that he borrowed from The Doctor. With the combination of ooze and The Doctor's hair, Egon has become a human/Time Lord hybrid and Regenerates into a new physical form, which looks an awful lot like famous voice actor, Maurice LaMarche.

"Act II"

The Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, faced off against the Empire of Darkness, led by Emperor Dark, in Ooo. Halfway during the battle, a mysterois woman in a cloak walks up to Mario and says "give me some of those power-up thingies". That woman was none other than Betty Grof, the fiance of Simon Petrikov AKA the Ice King. She remove her cloak to reveal her transformation into "White Raccoon Betty", courtesy of the Invincibility Leaf, she also uses not one, but a hundred Double Cherries, to make 100 copies of herself. The 101 White Raccoon Bettys then take on King Ghidorah all at once, knocking him out instantly. Hottie then transforms into Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon and fuses with Axe Cop, in his Axe Cop With Lemon form, Wexter, Ralph Wrinkles, Super Bat Boy, Hyno Monkey Boy and Zeke Greymon to form Hottie X7. Mikey Kudo then uses Final Xros on Hottie X7, fusing her with the rest of the Xros Heart United Army's Digimon, the Digimemories and every single Digimon in the Digital World to form "Hottie X7 Superior Mode". This version of Hottie X7 Superior Mode was different from the one in Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World as she resembled Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon but with Shoutmon X7 Superior Mode's chest armor and wings. All of the bad guys try to clobber Hottie X7 Superior Mode but they can't even lay a finger on her, she then uses her massive power to defeat all the members of the Empire of Darkness present in Ooo without breaking a sweat. To be continued...

Chapter 30
"Prologue"

In the land of Ooo, after the events of Chapter 24 (which was a Valentine special), Finn and Rebecca (the daughter of the President of New Washington, the last human city in Ooo) have become a couple while at the same time in the 2012 TMNT universe, Spinter and Julie, who happens to be blind, have also become a couple while at the same time, in the G Gundam universe, Andrew Graham and Sayla Lacroa, who's from Neo-Japan, have also become a couple.

"Act II"

The Department of Hotness fought the Empire of Darkness in the Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo universe. Halfway during the battle, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo arrives a gives Hottie his Super Jacket, the one he wears to become Super Bobobo, "Here, take my jacket, I don't need it anymore on the count of my show got cancelled" said Bobobo, he then ran off. Hottie then put on the jacket, which endows her with new abilities. Hottie then maks her golden axe transform into a golden AA-12 shotgun that shoots gold rounds. Hottie then blows away a bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents with the golden A-12. Hottie then transforms the golden AA-12 back into a golden axe, she then sucks on a lemon and transforms into Uni-Hottie With Lemon, "I wished I was a master swordswoman" wished Uni-Hottie With Lemon using her unicor horn, she then makes her golden lemon axe transform into a golden lemon katana. She then sliced up all the EMOD Warfare Agents, as well as a few Vehicons and Steel Clan robots. Uni-Hottie With Lemon then goes up against Frieza, she uses her version of Super Kaioken, which involves Hottie using Kaioken in her Uni-Hottie With Lemon Form, while Frieza puts up a decent fight, he is no match for Uni-Hottie With Lemon and her Super Kaioken. After a long hard battle, the Empire of Darkness is driven out of the Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo universe, also Hottie has a new jacket. To be continued...

Chapter 31
The Simpsons have joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time Mr. Burns has joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, Hottie has now started wearing the super suit she wore in her final battle with Pixie Furmanovsky in Burning Ambition (the second Hottie novel) but with a few differences. Instead of wearing a crimson Ruffian blazer with black backpack straps on her shoulders, she wore her Super Jacket given to her by Bobobo in the last chapter. And instead of white Stella McCarthy wide-rim sunglasses, she wore the same pair of Triangle Shades as Kamina. She also wore a new utility belt with her new super suit that resembles the same one worn by Batman from the New 52 comics only pink. The rest of her super suit is unchanged and, as seen in Burning Ambition, consists of a red pilots hat with a flaming H where the airline symbol would have been, a short white Nike tennis skirt, motorcycle boots, pink dog tags around her neck and a white tank top emblazoned with the same burning H as on her hat. She also wore blue tights with her super suit to give her look a sort of Superman vibe. And, as usual, she carried around her golden fireman axe. The new and improved Hottie leads the Department of Hotness in a battle against the Empire of Darkness in Trenzalore in the Whoniverse. "Wow! We are actually fighting on Teenzalore in the Doctor Who universe, these adventures keep getting better and better" said Linkara who was a huge Doctor Who fan. Hottie sucked on a lemon and transformed into "Uni-Hottie With Lemon". Then, after doing some research on One Piece on the internet, did this, "I wish to master all 3 types of Haki" wished Uni-Hottie With Lemon using her unicorn horn. And then like that, Hottie got new powers, the three types of Haki. The Hammer Bros tried throwing their hammers at Uni-Hottie With Lemon but she simply dodges them all using her Kenbunshoku Haki. Frieza used his Death Saucer technique on Uni-Hottie With Lemon but she uses her Busoshoku Haki to make herself invulnerable to the attack. Then finally, a horde of Goombas tried tackling Uni-Hottie With Lemon but she simply knocked all of them out unconscious by using Haoshoku Haki, the rarest type of Haki. The rest of the Department of Hotness then took on the rest of the Empire of Darkness. After a long hard battle, the Empire of Darkness is driven off of Trenzalore, as well at the Whoniverse. To be continued...