The "Adorable" Couple of Sonic and Twilight

The "Adorable" Couple of Sonic and Wendy is a scrapped episode of The Extremely Regular Show.

Summary
Twilight Sparkle likes Sonic, but Sonic only likes her as a friend.

Transcript

 * (After that kiss on the cheek a few weeks ago in the last episode), Twilight has been all over Sonic lately.)
 * Mordecai: So, what are you doing now?
 * Tails: Hello are you Mordecai?
 * Mordecai: Yes. who are you?
 * Tails: I'm Tails.
 * Mordecai: Sonic's best buddy?
 * Tails: Yeah. Where IS Sonic, anyway?
 * Mordecai: Getting himself raped.
 * Tails: It's Sonic and Wendy now, huh?
 * Mordecai: And it happened out of the blue. Oh, by the way Twilight likes Sonic. Sonic likes her as a friend.


 * (Scene switches to Sonic pushing Twilight off of him.)
 * Sonic: GET OFF, TWILIGHT!
 * Wendy: Just one kiss?
 * Sonic: NO! Tails! Mordecai! Anybody! HELP!
 * (Knuckles grabs Sonic and teleports to the park)
 * Knuckles: Hey, Sonic.
 * Sonic: Knuckles it's good to see you again.
 * Tails: Hey, Knuckles.
 * Knuckles: Tails.
 * Mordecai: So, Knuckles, what are you doing here?
 * Knuckles: I heard all the noise at the Green Hill Zone.
 * Sonic: That was me. Twilight is SO close to me now.
 * Knuckles: Kiss on the cheek?
 * Sonic: How did you know?
 * Knuckles: Morty Smith told me.
 * Sonic: Who is Morty Smith?
 * Mordecai: Doesn't matter. We need to get to the garage.
 * (At the Garage)
 * Mordecai: He is Morty's Grandfather. The Memory Gun is here.
 * Sonic: Memory Gun? I remember this thing! Remember Mordecai?
 * Mordecai: Very well.
 * Sonic: What are we using it for now?
 * Mordecai: To get Twilight and Flash's memories back to Twilight and Flash.
 * Tails: Yeah.
 * Sonic: You're right. To get Twilight off of me? If we get Twilight and Flash's memories back, they'll have sex again. And it's really disturbing.
 * Tails: Sonic, you're the one that walked in on it.
 * Sonic: S-Shut up, Tails.
 * Mordecai: I'll call Rick and Morty about this.
 * (At Smith Residence)
 * Morty Smith: Hey, Mordecai.
 * Rick Sanchez: What's up?
 * Mordecai: Hey Rick, Morty. We might need your help again. It's about the Memory Guns. We're trying to erase Twilight and Flash's memories.
 * Rick Sanchez: I thought they weren't a couple
 * Mordecai: Wendy is on Sonic now.
 * Morty Smith: Oh.... Let's go.
 * (1 minute later)
 * Rick Sanchez: We're here.
 * Sonic: Ok. Where is Twilight? Oh, she's at her castle.
 * (So they teleported to Castle of Friendship, and sure enough, Twilight Sparkle was still there, sleeping.)
 * Sonic: (whisper) Ok, you guys have to be very quiet.
 * Mordecai: (whisper) Got it. I'll give her some ear plugs on her ears.
 * (Mordecai puts on Twilight'ear plugs on)
 * Sonic: (Whisper) Good work.
 * Mordecai:(Whisper) On your command?
 * Sonic: (whisper) Yeah. Tails is it ready?
 * Tails: (whisper) Ready.
 * Knuckles: (whisper) Sleeping gas is filled in case she wakes up.
 * Morty Smith: (whisper) They don't we're here. Okay let's give Twilight and Flash's memories back to Twilight and Flash.
 * Rick Sanchez: (whisper) Right.
 * Sonic:(whisper) Annnnd, NOW!
 * (So they fired the Eraser 9000, and Twilight got her memories back)
 * Mordecai: (whisper) Now Crystal Empire.
 * (They teleport to Crystal Empire, and sure enough, Flash Sentry was still there, sleeping.)
 * (They repeated the same process they did at Castle of Friendship, and Flash Sentry got his memories back too.)
 * Knuckles: What now?
 * Mordecai: We bring Twilight here.
 * (So they got Twilight to go to Crystal Empire, and Twilight and Flash kissed.)
 * Sonic: Good times. I actually kind of missed their relationship.
 * Mordecai: Wanna grab some lunch, Sonic?
 * Sonic: Sure.
 * (At Cheezers)
 * (Mordecai, Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith are sitting at a table eating Grilled Cheese Sandwiches)
 * Sonic: Hmm!
 * Knuckles: Fantastic!
 * Mordecai: I told ya. How good is this?
 * Tails: Good.
 * Ben Tennyson: How good?
 * Rook Blonko: Very good.
 * Knuckles: I know it.
 * Sonic: Hey Tails, Knuckles, Rick, Morty and Mordecai. Wanna hang out in the Green Hill Zone after this?
 * Knuckles, Tails, and Mordecai: Sure.
 * [episode ends]

Trivia

 * This episode was scrapped due to bad writing.
 * This is Tails and Knuckles' first time appearing in the storyline.
 * This episode takes place before The Mega Season Finale.