Ron x Playstation 4

It was Christmas 2013, and Ron (aka ironman0001) finally got the Playstation 4 he had been asking for for MONTHS. So, he finally plugged that sucker in and played it.

He loved the Playstation 4 so much, that he started to have secret feelings for it. In fact, one day, when no one was around, he started shoving the Dualshock 4 up his ass. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" he shouted.

After a while, his mother started to notice his feelings for the PS4 and decided to throw it out into the Garbage Truck. A few days later, Ron started noticing his Playstation 4 had gone missing. Ron panicked to his mother and cried. His mother said, "I'm sorry, but I threw it out in the Garbage. It's going to the dump right now. He cried for days and days and almost committed suicide because of this.

One day, he went on a walk. His path was near the dump. When he got in front of the Dump, he noticed something black on top of one of the large piles of Garbage. It was his Playstation 4! Ron broke into the Dump and climbed the large garbage pile to grab his Playstation 4. When he got to the top, he RAN down the pile with his PS4 like there was no tomorrow. He kissed his Playstation 4, hugged it, and kissed it 5 more times. He decided to go near a bench he started shoving the Dualshock 4 up his ass like usual. "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" he said as he started to come all over the bench. His mom was driving to the Grocery Store, when she stared at Ron with a PS4 controller up his ass.

She then put Ron in a mental institute.

The end.