Siberia Is Colder Than Hoth

I cannot swap the Astro Megaship with the Enterprise. ANY Enterprise. Or the NSEA Protector.

If I do, then I will be sent to the Siberian Peninsula.

You're right! And, there, you will spend the rest of your life mining salt and shoveling pigeon-type poop!

And Siberia is colder than Hoth! No Obi-Wan to save you!

Work well, and you will be treated well! Work badly and you will die!