Ancient Ways Ancient Evils (Movie)

An Movie

Main Cast

Jonathan Washington As Jonathan/Undertaker/Ministry Of Darkness Undertaker

1991 Undertaker As Himself

Mark Calaway As Himself/The Undertaker

Mary Kate Olsen As Tahra The Hedgehog/Dark Tahra The Hedgehog

Jonathan Lipnicki As Mikael The Hedgehog

Keith Silverstein As Vector The Crocodile

Mike Mizanin As Haishin The Hedgehog

Mark Hamill As Lord Nazo The Hedgehog

Cindy Robertson As Amy Rose/Dark Amy Rose

Roger Craig Smith As Sonic The Hedgehog/Super Sonic/Psycho Dark Super Sonic

Mike Pollock As Dr. Ivo Robotnik Eggman

Ryan Drummond As Metal Sonic

Kate Higgins As Miles "Tails" Prower/Milos

Ashley Olsen As Vera The Bat

Randy Orton As The Finalhazard/Eberon The Echidna

Kirk Thornton As Shadow The Hedgehog

Rebecca Honig As Cream The Rabbit

Ashley Tisdale As Vihiti The Echidna/Alyphia (The Darkness's Faithful Companion)

Johnny Knoxville As Sven The Warrior/Nack The Weasel

Veronica Simpson As Herself

Chris Jericho/John Cena As Shadic The Hedgehog

Michelle McCool/Kelly Kelly As Amahra The Hedgehog

Krista Swan As The Darkness (Female Girl)

Maggie Simpson As Herself

Lisa Simpson As Herself

Zia Simpson As Herself

Scene 1: Right Here

 * In The Woods*

Amy Rose: Who's There *Gets In Her Fighting Stance*

Shadow: I Want To Be With You Sonic Sucks

Amy Rose: Shadow!!!! Stop Acting Like An Damn Moron I Hate You


 * Gong*

Shadow: *Gulps* My Fate Has Been Sealed


 * Jonathan Emerges From The Darkness*

Jonathan: *Tips His Hat Up* Your Fate Has Come Shadow The Hedgehog Now Rest In Peace *Raises His Hand Up In The Sky*


 * The Darkness Pops Up*

The Darkness: Time To Do My Magic

Shadow: AAAAAARGH


 * The Darkness Devours Shadow's Soul*

The Darkness: *Smiles* I'm An Female By The Way That Soul Was Delicious By The Way Do You Have Any Plans Of Use For Me

Jonathan: Why Yes I Do You Will Be My Faithful Helper And Provide Me Transportation

The Darkness: Sure I'll Provide Transportation For You Anything For My Best Friend

Jonathan: Great!!!!

The Darkness: Hop On My Back

Jonathan: Okay *Hops On The Darkness's Back* Ready?

The Darkness: I'm Ready

Jonathan: Let's Ride

The Darkness: Okay *Curls Her Legs Up And Takes Off*


 * Jonathan Rides Off With The Darkness*


 * On The Road*

Jonathan: You Do Realize That Lord Nazo Has Sent Out His Best Spy Vera The Bat

The Darkness: I'm Aware Of That Good Thing We're Powerful Together We Can Cleanse The World Of Pure Evil

Jonathan: Agreed


 * They Get To Their Destination*

The Darkness: So What Do We Do Now?

Jonathan: I Have An Feeling That We Must Take On The Monsters Ziz And Others To Get To The Temple And Confront Vera The Bat

The Darkness: Our Powers Can Get Us Through Them

Jonathan: Agreed


 * They Defeat The Monsters*


 * Inside The Temple*

Vera The Bat: Yes The Chaos Emerald Is Within My Reach *Attempts To Get It*


 * The Lights Of The Temple Go Out*

Vera The Bat: What Gives


 * Jonathan's 1991 Undertaker Theme Plays*

Jonathan: *Tips His Hat Low*

Vera The Bat: The Undertaker!!!!! I Was Expecting You

Jonathan: What Is It

Vera The Bat: I'm Going To Betray Lord Nazo And Join Your Ministry Of Darkness Group

Jonathan: Perfect

The Darkness: We've Settled An Residence In Angel Valley

Vera The Bat: Perfect

Scene 2: Lord Nazo's Attack On The Town

 * Back Inside The Temple*

Vera The Bat: We're Gonna Need To Get More Help Than We Can Get To Beat Lord Nazo

Maggie Simpson: *Wearing Her Outfit* *Tips Her Hat Up* Maybe We Can Help

Lisa Simpson: Yeah We Basically Make The Ministry Of Darkness

Alyphia: Me And The Darkness Are The Enforcers

The Darkness: That's Right Alyphia We're The Enforcers

Zia Simpson: We Can Help

Jonathan: Alright You Guys Can Help Out

The Darkness: Okay Then Ready?

Vera The Bat: Let's Rock N Roll

Tahra The Hedgehog: Wait I'm Joining The Group To *Wearing Her Black Outfit With Hat*

Jonathan: Okay Then

Alyphia: Our Senses Tells Us That Lord Nazo Is Attacking The Town As We Speak

Tahra The Hedgehog: Let's Skidaddle Over There


 * They Take Tahra's Purple Jeep*

Tahra The Hedgehog: Good Thing I Put Gas In My Purple Jeep

Jonathan: Agreed

Tahra The Hedgehog: Let's Go *Pulls The Brakes Upward*

Amy Rose: Wait Hold On *Jumps In The Jeep* I'm Coming Too

Jonathan: Amy You Came Just In Time

Amy Rose: I Know!!!! I'm The Latest Member Of Ministry Of Darkness

Jonathan: Okay You Can Help Us

Tahra The Hedgehog: Let's Roll *Pulls The Brakes Forward*


 * Tahra's Purple Jeep Rams Out Of The Temple And Onto The Road*

Tahra The Hedgehog: *Driving* The Town Should Be Around Here Somewhere Oh Wait I See It Up Ahead

Jonathan: Right We Should Park In The Parking Lot

Tahra The Hedgehog: *Driving* Good Idea *Parks The Jeep In The Parking Lot Next To Dark Amy Rose's Dark Pink Sports Car* Why Is She Here

Dark Amy Rose: Because I'm Affiliated With The Ministry Of Darkness And I'm Here To Ally With You

Jonathan: Okay Then

Dark Amy Rose: If You Want Jonathan I'll Give You An Ride In My Dark Pink Sports Car I'm Very Friendly

Jonathan: Sure

Dark Amy Rose: Let's Prepare For Battle

Alyphia: Agreed


 * Dark Purple Beams Fired*

Jonathan: *Tips His Hat Low* Who Dares To Shoot At Undertaker

Dark Tahra The Hedgehog: Whoops Sorry *Puts Jonathan In An Chokehold*

Jonathan: *Puts Dark Tahra In A Chokehold* Prepare For Your Last Ride *Throws Dark Tahra Down*

Alyphia: Wow That Was Awesome *Forms Her Light Balls In Her Hand* Time To Take Out Lord Nazo

Lord Nazo: No Don't Please

Alyphia: *Throws The Light Balls At Lord Nazo*

Lord Nazo: AAAARGH *Falls Down*

Jonathan: *Tips His Hat Down* Well Someone Must Pay *Grabs Lord Nazo By The Neck And Does The Last Ride*