The Shocking News

Aboard the USS Lexington NX-85453, Commander Dynamo went to his captain, Good Vader. Good Vader was in his ready room with the Jedi Master Mariah Atar, her Padawan Larana Aah'valia, the Jedi Knights Kaila Murtode, Ayessa Maximus, and Aeshi Fal-Cona, and Captain Hakk Carlstein, the commander of the Star Eagle and Mariah Atar's husband. The Guardian Warriors were also there. Commander Dynamo went to the ready room and rang the door chime. Good Vader said "Come!" The door to the ready room opened and Commander Dynamo went in. Good Vader said "Come in, Commander!" Commander Dynamo went in and said "Captain, I have something to tell you!" Good Vader said "What is it, Commander?" Commander Dynamo said "Darth Midas is Anakin Skywalker's father." Everyone gasped in disbelief. Larana said "That's impossible! That can't be true!" Mariah said "Anakin doesn't have a father! He's a midichlorian! "The Chosen One" who will destroy the Sith and bring balance to the Force!" Commander Dynamo said "It is true!" Good Vader said "How do you know this, Commander?" Commander Dynamo said "Darth Midas told me, sir!" Good Vader said "Then it is true!" Commander Dynamo nodded. Good Vader said "Shmi Skywalker must have lied when she told Qui-Gon Jinn that Anakin was conceived without a father!" Commander Dynamo nodded and then said "Shmi is Darth Midas' wife, Captain!" Good Vader said "Even though he has a father, Anakin is still a midichlorian and the "Chosen One" who will destroy the Sith and bring balance to the Force!" Commander Dynamo said "Yes, sir!"