Infinity War of Infinite Avengers 2


 * Captain America: Say hello to the X-Force, Fantastic Four, She-Hulk, Spider-Woman, Captain Marvel, Wasp, Nova, Adam Warlock, Pip the Troll, Sentry, Hercules, Ares, Moon Knight, Ghost Rider, Blade, Brother Voodoo and Alpha Flight. Oh and the whole 50 State Initiative. I think that covers it.


 * Cap: And DC just gave us the rights to the justice league
 * Hulk:come on
 * Cap:we also get to team up with all our villans and last but not least an alternate version of thanos and there's another infinity stone now so we need even more members
 * Hulk: Steve this is enough people to kill the planet
 * Cap: And we're adding the agents of smash and replacing this hulk with that one


 * Captain America: And there's so many other teams we can call on! The Fantastic Four, the Future Foundation, the Pet Avengers, X-Force, Excalibur, the Great Lake Avengers, the West Coast Avengers, the Champions, the New Warriors, the Runaways, the Inhumans, the Eternals, the Marvel Knights, the Nova Corps, those infinite number of alternate Spider-Men and Spider Women who were in that Spider Verse story, the Starjammers, the Midnight Sons, the Exiles, the Heroes for Hire, A-Force...


 * Thanos: I’ve destroyed the universe. Will u be my girlfriend now?
 * Death: Ew No.


 * Thanos : Babe, we should totally hook up
 * Lady Death : Umm, sorry I kinda got this thing going with Deadpool (even though it's complicated)
 * Thanos : Would the destruction of multiple worlds and countless lives change your mind?
 * Lady Death : Wut? o.o


 * Me:But what about the Fantastic Fo-
 * Cap: BLADE! SHE-HULK! CAPTAIN MARVEL!


 * Thanos: Why won't you date me, Death?
 * Death: Ugh, because . . . I'm into Deadpool.
 * Thanos: WHAT?
 * Death: At least he doesn't blow up the universe like you do!