DJ's Escape Special Edition (version 2)

I cannot try to resurrect Imhotep or the Scorpion King to give the Rangers a worthy adversary. This goes for every non-Power Ranger villain ever, including, but not limited to: Darth Vader, Doctor Octopus, Lord Voldemort, any version of the Joker, Khan, Megatron, Davy Jones, Davros, the T-1000…

You're right, because, if you do, then DJ Tanner will escape when her family turns against her! DJ Tanner skipped school one day to get a rock star’s autograph! The rock star’s name was Stacey Q! DJ and her best friend Kimmy Gibbler went to the Mall to meet Stacey Q! DJ and Kimmy waited in line to meet Stacey Q, but it was worth it! DJ and Kimmy met Stacey Q and DJ got her autograph! Suddenly, Joey Gladstone showed up and nabbed her! Joey thought that he was going to let DJ off the hook, but Stephanie told Joey that DJ lied to him and DJ got punished by Joey! DJ wasn’t allowed to go to her karate tournament! DJ was very upset! She said “That’s not fair! Joey, you can’t ground me! You’re not my father!” She went to her father, Danny, and told him that the punishment was unfair! Danny told DJ that Joey was in charge while he was at work and that the punishment was no karate tournament! DJ got very angry! She ran away from home! Danny said “She will die for this!” So he, Joey, and Jesse called up the Evil Emperor Bad Vader! Danny told Bad Vader that DJ ran away from home! Bad Vader was enraged! He sent down battle droids to kill DJ! The battle droids confronted DJ! The White Fairy suddenly appeared and gave DJ a lightsaber! DJ ignited her new lightsaber! The blade was blue! DJ battled the battle droids with her blue-bladed lightsaber and destroyed all of them! DJ then escaped aboard an Excelsior-class Federation starship which was headed toward Wolf 359!