Mirror Kirk Attacks (Star Trek: The Mirror, Cracked)

Captain James T. Kirk, commander of the Federation Constitution-class starship USS Enterprise NCC-1701 and the bearded Mirror Captain Spock, commander of the Terran Empire Constitution-class starship ISS Enterprise NCC-1701, beamed aboard Kor's D7 Klingon battle cruiser, where Kor and the mirror universe Captain Kirk were. The mirror Kirk took Kor's disruptor and said "No Klingon can use a weapon against a member of Starfleet. But I can!" Captain Kirk said "Wait! We're not here looking for a fight. We're here to offer a chance to get off this ship...while there's still time." The mirror Spock said "Do not resist, Captain. Your game is lost logically." The mirror Kirk got very angry and said "Logic? You preach to me of logic, Spock? And at the same time, you ally yourself with this weak-willed simpering..." Then he said "Doesn't he remind you of someone, Spock? Have you forgotten that transporter malfunction that "duplicated" me?" Kor said "Gentlemen. Gentlemen. These reminiscences are fascinating, I'm sure. But, I, for one, am very interested in hearing what Captain Kirk has to offer!" The mirror Kirk turned to Kor and aimed the disruptor at him. He angrily shouted "Kor! You pig!!" and fired the disruptor at Kor.