Crystal's Suicide

Crystal was being suicidal at the age of seven. This was because she was being bullied. Her principal found out about this and called Crystal's parents. They had a meeting and they forced Crystal to sign a no suicide contract. They told Crystal that she had to honor her contract and promise not to commit suicide. They warned Crystal that if she broke her no suicide contract by committing suicide, then she would go down to Hades. However, Crystal was still determined to commit suicide. So one day she went to the airport. Crystal saw an airplane. She snuck aboard the airplane. Then the airplane took off. Crystal then made her move. She went into the cockpit and captured the pilot and the copilot. She then hijacked the plane. Crystal programmed the plane to descend. The plane descended until it crashed into a bridge, resulting in the deaths of everyone aboard. Crystal committed suicide. She broke her no suicide contract. Her soul went down to Hades. Lucifer was waiting for her. He said "Welcome! I have been expecting you. Here's your shovel! Start digging!" He then said "Work well and you will be treated decently. Work badly and you will suffer great pain!" As an example, Lucifer took out his trident-shaped pitchfork and zapped Crystal in the butt with blue Force lightning. Crystal said "Ouch!" and then she said "All right! All right! I'll get to work!" Crystal then took her shovel and headed to the furnace of Hades. She started shoveling coal. Crystal is now shoveling coal with Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, Emperor Hirohito, Joseph Stalin, Genghis Khan, Idi Amin Dada, Gaddafi, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, and all the other bad people down in Hades.