No Trick-or-Treating! (Jenny version)

It was Halloween night, and everyone at the Darling household was all dressed up for the occasion.

Wendy Darling was dressed up like Princess Leia from Star Wars. Skippy Rabbit was dressed up like Robin Hood. Piglet was dressed up like a pea pod. Honest John was dressed up like Dracula. Belle was dressed up like a fairy. Dimitri was dressed up like a waiter. Christopher Robin was dressed up like Anakin Skywalker, and Jenny Foxworth was dressed up like a zombie whose body parts could be served at horrifying restaurants.

"Oh, you guys look great!" Dimitri exclaimed.

"So you're a waiter?" Belle asked.

"Yes, I am," Dimitri said. "Would you like to look at our special tonight?" He lifted the lid, revealing Jenny inside the table. Her head was on a plate.

"Boo!" Jenny said. It made Wendy, Skippy, and Piglet laugh.

"Oh my goodness, it's my favorite dish, Jenny face!" Belle exclaimed. She ran up to Jenny, grabbed her face, and kissed her on the forehead. "You know what, dear, it's a little chilly out. Would you run upstairs and grab your sweater?"

Jenny did as she was told.

"That's my girl!" Dimitri said.

"Wow, Belle," Honest John said. "You look great!"

"Oh, why thank you, John," Belle smiled sweetly. "You do, too. And you too, Dimitri."

"Really? It's my wedding tux. It still fits." Dimitri said.

"Like a paint job." Honest John said. Then he noticed Wendy dressed up as Princess Leia, Skippy dressed up as Robin Hood, and Piglet dressed up as a pea pod." Hey, Piglet, my nephew!" he said. He picked up the little pig and gave him a hug. "This is your sixth Halloween!" Then he looked down at Wendy and Skippy and asked them, "What is he?"

"Isn't he a cutie?" Wendy said, "He's a pea pod."

"A pea pod?!" Honest John asked, not believing his niece.

"I mean an evil body snatching pod." Skippy said.

Honest John faced Piglet again. "Oh, good! That's better!" he said. He and Piglet rubbed noses.

As soon as Jenny grabbed her orange-and-vermilion-striped sweater, she stopped at the railing, waiting to jump around.

Dimitri glared at her. "Stop jumping around!"

Jenny glared back at him. "My book report is on "Stop Jumping Around"!" she said in a sassy tone.

"Baby!" Christopher Robin said.

"Christopher Robin, that's not a nice thing to say to Jenny." Belle said.

Dimitri didn't believe her. "You don't think I mean it?" he asked, "Just try me! I am the head of the household here! There will be no more jumping around!"

"I won't stop!" Jenny sassed him.

"You're nothing but a baby!" Christopher Robin said.

"Christopher Robin, stop calling your sister names!" Belle scolded lightly.

Wendy, Skippy, Piglet, and Honest John just gasped at Penny's insolence, and John Smith was losing patience.

"You are really pissing me off, young lady!" he scolded, "Don't you DARE jump off the step!"

Penny was being willful. "Make me!"

"You're such a baby!" Simba said.

"That's enough now, Simba." Pocahontas told him.

Penny jumped off the last three steps.

"ALL RIGHT!" John Smith yelled, "THAT DOES IT, I WARNED YOU! NO TRICK-OR-TREATING!" Lilo, Chip, Dale, Simba, Pocahontas, and Horace gasped in shock.

Penny glared angrily at John Smith and yelled, "YOU'RE AS EVIL AS MEDUSA!" She then stomped off to her room, where her two male mouse friends, Bernard and Jake, are waiting for her.

"So just Chip, Dale, and I are going?" Lilo asked.

"Yes, darling." Pocahontas said.

Lilo became so happy. She said, "YAY!" She then ran to her own room with Chip and Dale following her.

"John Smith, what was that all about?" Pocahontas asked.

John Smith shook his head guiltily. "I don't know," he said. "I was so mad it just came out."

"But you saw her." Pocahontas said.

"She's totally out of control!" John Smith replied.

"But it's Halloween," Horace said. "It's trick-or-treating!" Unfortunately, he didn't realize the doorbell rang.

"Horace, I've begged, I've pleaded, I've given her spankings, I've given her time-outs, I've washed her mouth out with soap! None of them worked! I had to do something." John Smith said.

"But you don't take away a religious holiday!" Horace said, "Think of Stitch, my niece, her brothers, Bianca, and the Lost Animal Children."