Zonk TIE Fighter

Chris Cochrane flew to Los Angeles, California one day to be on Let's Make A Deal! He was dressed as his favorite Star Wars character, Darth Vader! He was in the audience! Wayne Brady picked Chris and Chris went up on stage! Wayne offered Chris $900 or what was behind curtain number 1! Chris said "I'll go for the curtain, Wayne!" Wayne said "Okay!" Then he said "Tiffany, show us what's behind curtain number 1!" Curtain number 1 opened, revealing a Zonk! It was a Zonk TIE Fighter! Whant, Whant, Whant! Chris put up his left fist and said in Darth Vader's voice "The Emperor will not stand for this! I want my $900!" Wayne said "Too bad, Chris! Sit down! Thanks for playing Let's Make A Deal!" Chris sat down, very unhappy!