Joey Stapleton Gets in Dead Meat


 * Shane: Okay, class. If you're wondering why I am subbing Mr. Whitt's class today, he had go to take his son to the hospital because his son died in a heart attack for eating sugar rush and drink some dangerous gross weird glow in the dark energy drinks. So, anyways, I'm here to sub his class for a week. He won't come back until October. So pass your homework forward to his desk. [The students pass their homework to Shane and he puts their homework into his drawer and shuts the low downer in.]
 * Ethan: Um... Shane?
 * Shane: Yeah?
 * Ethan: Is Joey very late?
 * Shane: Sometimes but I always send him to the principal's office. (gasps) WAIT! IS HE ALWAYS LATE?
 * Ethan: All the time.
 * Shane: [crunches his fists and shouts angrily] WHAT THE?! WHY THAT BOY! HE IS SO GONNA GET IT WHEN GETS IN HERE! IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON HIM, I WILL GIVE HIM A DEAD MEAT CARD.
 * Ethan: What card?
 * Shane: [stops and calms] Oh! you know! Um... it's... um.... you know.... the one that is very black.
 * Ethan: You mean the black card?
 * Josh: You know that card is very black because if they get in dead meat, the principal might expel someone from the school district. Only a citizen can do such a thing. Or maybe Officer Flangian and Allen can handle it.
 * Allen: Hey! Joey's coming!
 * Shane: Where?

''[Joey opens the door while he is shown carrying his backpack with a lot of notebooks, library books, two bottles of energy drinks and a gun. He bumps into the calendar causing it to bump off the ground and hits into the blackboard and even chalks are falling to the ground. He falls down, and making everybody laugh loudly and rowdy like a bunch of aliens and crowd laughing. Shane crossed his arms around and his face got angrily furious and shouts at him while he is on the floor.]''


 * Shane: JOEY STAPLETON! HAVE YOU REALIZED WHAT KIND OF A PERSON YOU ARE ANYWAY? GET UP RIGHT NOW!
 * Joey: Yes sir! Butthead!
 * Shane: (sadly) Just get up and quit calling me a butthead. ''[he gets up out of the floor and dusts his shirt off.]
 * Joey: (smiles excitedly) Sorry I'm late, Shane! I just set my timer from 6:00 A.M. to 6:00 P.M.
 * Allen: Good thing you made it! I'm so glad you're here!
 * Shane: Joey, you're in a heap in trouble for coming late! I will not give you a detention, however, you'll get a card.
 * Joey: Yeah, b-b-but...
 * Shane: No buts! SIT IN YOUR SEAT!