The Hetalia Police Force!

"Chief, we've got a problem!" "What do you want officer?!" "We've got a hostage situation sir! America has been kidnapped by England! England is violating his parole!" "Officer, you find me anyone with experience in the police force, and you'll...be the chief... got it?" "Um... yes sir!" The officer then walks out the office while holding files scaredly and nervously.

Meanwhile- "What?! For the last time, Germany. Godzilla does'nt exist in my nation!" Japan yelled. "But, I've watched movies with America and Italy about Godzilla! He's a 50 foot monster beast!" When Germany said that, Italy immediatly ran and hid under his bed. "Godzilla gave me nightmares for 2 weeks straight..." Germany walks over to him. "If you ide under there, no pasta for desert." Italy gets out from under his bed and runs to the kitchen while yelling, "Pastaaaaa!"