At The Old Ball Lame

Chris: Hey, Billy left in stupidity, and Katie is celebrating, while Rouge and Sadie are going to kill him. We got two more guest stars. One's from the prehis…..

Bubbie: Hey, ugh, where did I put my stuff?

Chris: You left next to the dock, that's what!

Bubbie: Okay, ugh see ya.

(AT BREAKFAST)

(a microraptor appears in the mess hall)

Guido: Hi, I'm Guido.

Dexter: Hey there, Guido.

Kagome: (off screen) SIT BOY! (minor fissure is felt)

Leshawna: Why did the camera girl just say sit?

Kagome: Because Inuyasha is such a pain.

CC:

Guido: How does she do that?

CC:

Inuyasha: Owwwww, what did Kagome do that for?

Inuyasha: What was that for Kagome?

Flapjack: (off screen) (giggles)

Gwen: What was that?

Starfire: Oh no, it must be a giggle bomb. It giggles, then it blows up.

Bubbie: My baby doesn't blow up, he's just exciting to be on the show is all.

Inuyasha: What bomb?

Stafire: It's a giggle bomb. WE'RE GONNA DIE!

Kagome: Sit boy! (Inuyasha falls down painfully) Don't you dare ask a stupid question like that.

Flapjack: (giggles) Funny.

Starfire: Wait a sec, giggle bombs don't talk.

(Chris and Flapjack enter the mess hall)

Guido: Who is he?

Kagome: A guest star, like you.

Blossom: He means the name.

Flapjack: I'm Flapjack.

Chris: Incase you've noticed, Inuyasha and Kagome are our camera crew, Guido and Flapjack are our guest stars today, and Numbah Two made Flapjack late.

Numbuh Two: What, it wasn't my fault.

Numbuh One: Shut it, Numbuh Two.

Chris: Today's challenge is what we call baseball. Hope you all brought your helmets.

Izzy: E-Scope always brings her helmet. Ya, you see this dent? I got it from skydiving and I had like amnesia for three weeks by hitting my head off a rock.

Flapjack: That sounds adventurious, tell me more.

Numbuh Five: Ugh, maybe some other time.

Chris: Ugh, can we just go? By the way, Bubbie's playing.

Bubbie: Boy, you're crazy.

Chris: No.

Jinx: (quietly) Hm, maybe I'll just hex the ball a little bit just so they miss.

Mandy: Hm, what can I do to cheat?

Chris: If you're caught cheating, you're out and possibly kicked off. Flapjack, you're going to be with the stars.

Flapjack: I'm going to be a star. (stars are shown in his eyes)

Chris: And that's leaves Guido as a goat.

Guido: I'm a goat?

Sonic: Yes, you are. (moves right hand that is holding a rose)

Amy: Sonic has a girlfriend?

Cream: But Amy, he found that rose a while ago.

Edurado: Si, it is the truth.

Amy: That's what he and his girlfriend want me to think.

CC:

Jinx: I'll still remember Sonic and that rose.

Jinx: I call pitcher, hope no one disagrees.

Buttercup: Dang it, and I was going to use my fastball.

Chris: Gotham Goats, you are up to bat.

Izzy: E-Scope's going.

Chris: The announcers today are Frankie and her companion Chef.

Frankie: Thanks for the introduction Chris, now we're live from the TDC ballpark. And now to go to Chef for the report.

Chef: Thanks. (Dexter and Jinx's pictures show) It appears that Black Cat will pitch for the Flaming Stars, while Science Boy is pitching for the Gotham Goats.

Jinx: Hope, you're ready for a zinger Goats.

Bloo: The only zinger you're going to pitch is that chessy line.

Chris: Iz, I mean E-Scope will be going first.

Izzy: Come on. Show me what you got.

Jinx: I'll show all right. (throws ball but no one knows it's hexed)

Izzy: It's going to be a hitter. (misses the ball) Huh, where's the ball?

Frankie: Oh, Izzy doesn't even know she missed the ball.

Izzy: I heard that, and it's E-Scope.

Cream: (goes up next) I know your game.

Jinx: Okay then, but I hope you can play. (throws ball and hexes it)

Cream: Oh, I'm so scared. (hits ball and runs to first, Numbuh Five grabs the ball and throws it to Sonic, who misses it because of the rose)

Numbuh Five: What was that for?

Chris: Safe.

Jinx: But how did, huh?

Sonic: I think a secret admirior sent me my good luck charm. (shows rose)

Amy: (gets angry)

Numbuh One: I'm up.

Amy: No I'm up! (pushes Numbuh One away)

Chef: Oh, it looks like a change in players.

Guido: What's with her?

Edurado: She's a cranky pants.

Amy: Now, you better get ready.

Jinx: (throws ball and jinxes it but Amy hits it and hits Sonic in the head)

Amy: That's for getting a girlfriend you two-timer!

Cream: Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.

Blossom: You can say that again.

(skips to bottom of the first)

Frankie: Now pitching, Dexter.

CC:

Dexter: I can do this.

Dexter: (throws ball but Panini hits it and Guido catches it)

Chris: She's out. Next up is Sonic.

Sonic: (picks up bat) This bat is kinda heavy.

(skips to the bottom of the eighth inning)

Frankie: (sips coffee) Okay we are going to the eighth inni…. (falls asleep)

Chef: Thaks Frankster. Looks like the Goats don't stand a chance after Adventure Boy's grand slam.

Flapjack: Adventure. Adventure. Ow my arm hurts.

Bubbie: Don't worry, I'll take your place baby.

Leshawna: That whale of a tale ain't gonna stand a chance with us.

Bubbie: Don't you talk that way to me.

Leshawna: Oh, I can talk any way I want to, ain't me having blubber in my trunk.

Bubbie: Oh, you did not just say I have blubber on my butt. I'm going to smack it into that two timer's face.( Bubbie hits the ball in Leshawna's face and gets a hit)

Chris: Okay, this is taking way too long. Stars win. Goats lose.

(AT BONFIRE)

Chris: (shows one cookie) Only I, ugh E-Scope and Amy are left.

Amy: Shut up and give me the cookie already.

Izzy: No, let Chris announce, the audience has a suppense.

Chris: And it's Izz, I mean E-Scope who is safe.

Izzy: I knew it. That Amy is too much of a hot head to get a cookie.

Amy: Edurado, Cream, did you vote me off?

Cream: You were a hot head so yes.

Edurado: (scared) Uh, si.

Amy: And I called my friends. I hope you find a new friend. (hmmph)

Cream: Ed, who are we going to have for another best friend now?