Sorenladdin Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Sorenladdin-A Dark Night

Narrator:Welcome,to the land of Agrabah,where it's flat and immense,and the heat is intense,but the animals there consider it home.Now,we cut to a very strange little crow

Jeremy:Hello,Good Evening,I am Jeremy,the Peddler Crow,come closer(camera zooms in too close) OK,not THAT close!I have many goods,a combination hookah and coffee maker,and even*sees us leave* wait,don't go! OK,I have a story to tell,about a young owl,and this lamp,you would like to hear it? Very well,it begins on a dark night,where an even darker owl awaits,with an even darker purpose


 * Cut to a barren wasteland,where a Great Sooty Owl waits for a Great Grey Owl*

Metal Beak:You...are late

Allomere:Many apologies sire

Metal Beak:So you have it?

Allomere:Many Gizzards were slain,but I got it *chuckles* the treasure

Theo:WHOOP! The treasure!

Metal Beak:Enough,you'll get what's coming to you

Theo:What's coming to you WHOOP!

Metal Beak:*Puts the two pieces of a golden scarab together,it flies off* Quickly! Follow the Trail*Metal Beak and Allomere fly off,with Theo hanging on for dear life,the scarab goes into a sand dune and uncovers a dormant Sharptooth*Yes,I have found it,the great Sharptooth.

Theo:WHOOP! Great Sharptooth!

Allomere:By Gluax.

Metal Beak:Now,go in and give me the lamp,everything else is yours,but I need that lamp.

Allomere:*slowly creeps toward the Sharptooth*

Theo:WHOOP!The Lamp!WHOOP!The lamp! geez,where did you dig this sap up?

Metal Beak:*Shushes Theo*

Sharptooth:*Wakes up abruptly* Who disturbs my slumber?

Allomere:It-It is I Allomere,the humble Guardian

Sharptooth:Touch nothing but the lamp*opens mouth*

Metal Beak:What are you waiting for? Go on!

Allomere:*Slowly walks in*

Sharptooth:*Thrashes wildy  with Allomere's wing in its mouth and swallows him whole.*Bring me the diamond in the rough*echoes*

Theo:*coughs* I DON'T BELIEVE IT! I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT! JUST FORGET IT! WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET AHOLD OF THAT STUPID LAMP!

Metal Beak:Patience Theo,Patience,obviously Allomere wasn't worthy enough to enter,I couldn't trust him anyway

Theo:Oh,THERE'S A BIG SURPRISE,I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE FROM THAT SURPRISE! I--

Metal Beak:*Steps on Theo* Well,if Allomere didn't work,perhaps we should find someone else,this, Diamond in the rough.