Hack the Net: Origins

EXTERIOR (DAY)

LOUISA, a radical skateboarding hacker in a cool windbreaker, is drinking an Ecto-Cooler. JEFF, a super-intelligent mutant turtle with rock-hard abs and a huge dong, rollerblades up and swats the juice box from her foul hand.

LOUISA: What the fuck!

JEFF (screaming into her face): HACK THE NET!

LOUISA: I'm also on Hack the Net, dumbass.