Laura's Favorite Quotes, Part 4

Gambol: So, dead? That's five-hundred.

Max Shreck: One way to find out.

The Penguin: This heat's getting to me... I'll murder you... momentarily. But first... I need a cool drink... of ice... water... acckkuhh...

Dick Grayson: [while beating up Batman] Bastard! I should've been you! If you had told Two-Face who you were at the circus... They'd still be alive!

Batman: If Bruce Wayne could've given his life for your family, he would have.

Darth Vader: You turned her against me!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You have done that yourself!

Darth Vader: You will not take her from me!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your anger and lust for power have already done that! You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your mind until now…until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy!

Darth Vader: Don’t lecture me, Obi-Wan! I see through the lies of the Jedi! I do not fear the Dark Side, as you do! I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your new Empire?!

Darth Vader: Don’t make me kill you!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!

Darth Vader: If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes! I will do what I must!

Darth Vader: You will try!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: This time we will do it together. Anakin Skywalker: I was about to say that. Chancellor Palpatine: Get help. You're no match for him, he's a Sith Lord. Obi-Wan Kenobi: [turns and smiles] Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our speciality. Count Dooku: Your swords, please. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor. Obi-Wan Kenobi: You won't get away this time, Dooku. Count Dooku: I've been looking forward to this. Anakin Skywalker: My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count. Count Dooku: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.

The Joker: Sometimes I just kill myself.

Two-Face: Why yes, of course, you're right, Bruce. Emotion is always the enemy of true justice. Thank you. You've always been a good friend.