The All-New, All-Different Regular Show Movie: Sterling Archer x Bob Belcher

Synopsis
Sterling Archer and Bob Belcher are gonna stop Kamen Rider Blue Flare, Cyclone Dopant, Heat Dopant, Luna Dopant and Trigger Dopant.

Transcript

 * (This movie begins with Kamen Rider Blue Flare, Cyclone Dopant, Heat Dopant, Luna Dopant and Trigger Dopant)
 * Trigger Dopant: Did you got the T2 Gaia Memories?
 * Kamen Rider Blue Flare: Yes. I have it with me. I'll show you.
 * (Kamen Rider Blue Flare shows Kamen Rider Blue Flare, Cyclone Dopant, Heat Dopant, Luna Dopant and Trigger Dopant a case of T2 Gaia Memories)
 * Heat Dopant: Well, that was easy.
 * Kamen Rider Blue Flare: Yep.
 * Luna Dopant: Kamen Rider Blue Flare, shall we find out to ourselves?
 * Kamen Rider Blue Flare: Yes. You may go now.
 * (Cyclone Dopant, Heat Dopant, Luna Dopant and Trigger Dopant are walking away)
 * Kamen Rider Blue Flare: All to bring this city to Hell!
 * (At Bob's Burgers)
 * Bob Blecher: Okay kids, who wants The Eat My Short Ribs? And/or an explanation of why that's funny.
 * Gene: Right. It's this suppose to be funny?
 * Bob Blecher: Yeah.
 * Linda: Uh, Bob, look at that.
 * Bob Blecher: What? What do you want me to look at?
 * (They gaze at the sign saids "Now Serving Burgers and Fries! Pizza Burger and Pizza Fries on the Block.")
 * Bob Blecher: "Now Serving Burgers and Fries! Pizza Burger and Pizza Fries on the Block?" Wait a minute. They're selling Pizza Burgers and Pizza Fries at Jimmy Presto's Pizzeria?
 * Linda: Yes. It's a combination of the pizza and the burger and pizza and the fries.
 * Bob Blecher: Huh. I didn't know that.
 * Linda: How did that happened?
 * Bob Blecher: Oh, I'll tell you what happened. With a flashback.
 * (Flashback started)
 * (Jimmy Presto is eating Pizza Burger and Pizza Fries)
 * Jimmy Presto: Mmm. Eh, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's so good! It's so good! I love it! This Pizza Burger and Pizza Fries will make the customers happy.
 * (Flashback ended)
 * Linda: The customers loved the Pizza Burgers and Pizza Fries?
 * Bob Blecher: That's right, Linda. They loved it.
 * Linda: Didn't Jimmy Presto's restaurant, Jimmy Presto's Pizzeria is added Pizza Burger and Pizza Fries on the menu?
 * Bob Blecher: Yes. We need to come up a brainstorm for a burger and fries?
 * Linda: Like what?
 * Bob Blecher: I don't know, Linda. We'll think of something.
 * Linda: Anything?
 * Bob Blecher: Nothing.
 * (Sterling Archer comes in)
 * Sterling Archer: Hey, Bob, check out a picture of Jimmy Presto eating a burger that I took.
 * (Sterling Archer shots Bob Blecher the photo of Jimmy Presto eating a burger)
 * Bob Blecher: Alright. Did you just take a picture of Jimmy Presto eating a burger without being seen?
 * Sterling Archer: Yep.
 * Bob Blecher: Awesome. Jimmy Presto will be seen eating his competitor's food. You're a genius, Archer.
 * Sterling Archer: Thanks. Jimmy Presto will betray the brand. Oh, hey, Bob, it's that a burger of the day called the The Eat My Short Ribs Burger?
 * Bob Blecher: Yes.
 * Sterling Archer: Why did it said ribs on the chalkboard?
 * Bob Blecher: Because, Archer. Mordecai's Crew gave it to us.
 * Sterling Archer: Really?
 * Bob Blecher: Yeah. The customers loves the The Eat My Short Ribs Burgers. It tastes good.
 * Sterling Archer: Wow. That was very nice of them.
 * Bob Blecher: Exactly.
 * Sterling Archer: Say, Bob, we're going out to find some clues.
 * Bob Blecher: Really?
 * Sterling Archer: Yeah.
 * Linda: Ooh. An adventure. Maybe you and Archer getting along, Bob?
 * Bob Blecher: Yeah, you're right, Linda. We will get along.
 * Sterling Archer: Yep. Who's gonna run the restaurant?
 * Linda: Don't worry, Archer. I will run the restaurant whole you two go find some clues.
 * Bob Blecher: Thanks, Linda.
 * Sterling Archer: Come on, Bob, let's go find some clues.
 * Bob Blecher: Okay.
 * (Bob Blecher and Sterling Archer are walking away)
 * Linda: Good luck.
 * (At outside)
 * Sterling Archer: Hey, Cyborg.
 * Cyborg: Hey, Sterling, Bob.
 * Bob Blecher: What's going on?
 * Cyborg: So Robin told me, Starfire and Unikitty to take this 'Mysterious Prism' back to the museum. You know, to prevent any more misadventures where we have to chase down Emoticlones all lover Jump City... Everything was fine until we got here, and then Unikitty was all like 'I wish to hand over the prism to the personality dividing', and squeezed that prism just a little bit too hard. Now there's versions of Unikitties all across town! You have to round them up before they do any damage! That red one looked really violent. I'd do it myself I have to guard, uh... that tree over there. When I say 'Collect' you say 'All Five'. Collect--... Collect--... Look I know it's not 'I Love Pie', but you could at least participate...
 * Sad Kitty: (Sobbing) There is one next to the museum? Why did someone not say?
 * Queasy Kitty: Ugh. What is it that you want? I am done talking to the you. I will go back to the museum myeslf!
 * Bored Kitty: (In a deadpan and slightly snarky voice.) Why is this taking so long? (Lies down with her hand on her cheek.) It is the safer at the Museum? I will go there now.
 * Love Kitty: I love it here. The post-industrial stench in the air, the gruff yet now strangely absent workers of the warehouse, the decay of the ill-kept buildings. You mean there is something even more pretty outside of the museum? Okay.
 * Angry Kitty: (Growls)
 * Cyborg: Ladies - don't you think this has been played out enough? This is like the thousandth time someone has been split up into different aspects of their personalities. We need to do something fresh! Find some new plot device to explore our characters!
 * Unikitty's Emoticlones: Agreed.
 * Cyborg: Now I'm not saying we put you Unikitties back together right away. I mean it would be irresponsible for me to do that without torturing Robin first for a bit. Who's up for that?
 * Unikitty's Emoticlones: YAAAAAY!
 * Cyborg: Thanks for the help, you two.
 * Sterling Archer: None taking, Cyborg. Say, Cyborg didn't Robin and Hawkodile are getting along to practice fighting, you and Dr. Fox are getting along about science and inventions, Starfire and Unikitty are getting along that she loves kittens, Raven and Richard (Unikitty!) are getting along with boredom and Beast Boy and Puppycorn are getting along and being lazy?
 * Cyborg: Why yes, Sterling, we are getting along.
 * Bob Blecher: Good. Did you and your team uses the prism to make the emoticlones of yourselves?
 * Cyborg: Yes, Bob, we did. We learned that the hard way.
 * Professor Utonium: We're on the cusp of ecological disaster! You have to come help me, quickly. Thank goodness you've come, there isn't much time to explain. I need your help to mix up a compound that will prevent a grave injustice against the environment. Let's head inside, the equipment is in there. You'll need to help me move the chemicals needed for compound.
 * (At Professor Utonium's Lab)
 * Professor Utonium: By my calculations, this is the formula we need to follow. You might just see a simple algebraic equation, but believe me this took days of hard to come up with.
 * Sterling Archer: What kind of chemicals?
 * Professor Utonium: X, Y and Z.
 * Bob Blecher: Was it the letters of A to Z?
 * Professor Utonium: Yes. Let's get started. Ah! This equipment cost so much money. And those shelves were so chic. All in the name of progess. I guess.
 * Sterling Archer: Your equipment cost so much money?
 * Professor Utonium: Yes. I keep the Chemical X locked up safely now. Cynics would say it's because I don't want double my grocery budget again but apparently dangerous chemicals are supposed to be kept locked up nowadays. Brr... It's getting really cold in here. I'm not imagining that right?
 * Bob Blecher: Right.
 * Professor Utonium: Be extremely careful with that vat. I shudder to think what'll happen if you-
 * Sterling Archer: We won't.
 * Professor Utonium: That's one chemical safely added to the mix, two more to go. Well, I'd been thinking about re-decorating. Though after careful consideration, red is probably not the colour choice I'll be going with, after all. Be careful around that Chemical Y, it's incredibly unstable. One good shake and it'll go everywhere. Just one chemical left to add. Teleportation. Fascinating. We'll have to exchange notes after this ordeal. That won't be enough Chemical Z. We need to attach the pipe to the vat first.
 * The Narrator (The Powerpuff Girls): Chemical X, Chemical Y, Chemical Z. There were the ingredients chosen to avert Professor Utonium's ecological crisis. But, in spite of the dubious measurement methods of these ingredients - nothing blew up! Which was counted as a win. Good job, everyone.
 * Professor Utonium: Just add that in here, this ought to do it. All we can do now is cross our fingers. This isn't an exactly science after all. Especially since we just mixed slightly random amounts of the chemicals together hoping that would be enough. The worst of it does seem to be over though. So there's that - hey I think we actually did it. Who saw that coming? I knew that Air-Conditioner salesman was a conman. That's the last time I buy any expensive industrial-grade cooling systems from a man on my doorstep, believe me.
 * Bob Blecher: No kidding. Thanks for helping us, Professor. We gotta go. Me and Archer going to find some clues.
 * (Sterling Archer and Bob Blecher are walking away)
 * Professor Utonium: Okay. Good luck, you two.
 * (At outside)


 * Xander Crews: Guys, why did Kamen Rider Blue Flare, Cyclone Dopant, Heat Dopant, Luna Dopant and Trigger Dopant came to Bob's Burgers Dimension?
 * Sterling Archer: Oh, I'll tell you why. With this flashback.
 * (Flashback started)
 * Kamen Rider Blue Flare: We've got to think of something interesting. Everyone. I've got our goal.
 * Luna Dopant: Where?
 * Kamen Rider Blue Flare: Bob's Burgers Dimension!
 * (Flashback ended)
 * Xander Crews: So Kamen Rider Blue Flare along with Cyclone Dopant, Heat Dopant, Luna Dopant and Trigger Dopant to take over Bob's Burgers Dimension?
 * Sterling Archer: That's right.


 * Sterling Archer: You know him?
 * Donkey Kong: Of course. Me, Rabbid Peach, and Rabbid Cranky along with Beep-O to stop Rabbid Kong's army.
 * Rabbid Kong: Yep. I'm also makes amends with Donkey Kong, Rabbid Peach and Rabbid Cranky. I'm not evil anymore. I'm a good guy now.
 * Bob Blecher: Okay. How did this happened?
 * Beep-O: Oh, we'll tell you what happened. With a flashback.
 * (Flashback started)
 * (Somewhere in another dimension...)
 * Beep-O: OH, NO! Where's the rest of the Washing Machine? Where are WE? Marooned! On a tropical island with NO means of wrapping back! We HAVE to reassemble and fix the Washing Machine by finding its missing parts. It's our only way to get back to the Mushroom Kingdom! Look! I see more locals who I'm sure will be willing to help. I'll just need to sweet talk them. AHEM! Pardon me - we are in need of your quaint assistance. Ah... the mighty Donkey Kong! Let's put those bulging biceps of yours to work against these Tropical Ziggies! Did you know you're strong enough to pick up most Cover Blocks and throw them? You can also grab allies and enemies alike to toss them elsewhere on the battlefield. Ooh, Rabbid Cranky! My sensors detect that your Boombow conceals some formidable firepower. Let's check it out. Say, I remember you two - you were in the basement when Spawny put on the SupaMerge headset. The Megabug must have brought you HERE instead of the Mushroom Kingdom. Regardless, we're glad you found us when you did. Hold on - I think I can translate... "Dang blasted machine fell apart in the... dang blasted sky... dang parts everywhere..." Yes, yes. We NEED to find that Washing Machine and it's scattered parts. Can you draw us a map? He says the Barrel Cannon can get us to the main island where the missing parts are. Sigh.. He says he wants to show us something - I'll take care of it. Thank you, but we'll take it from here. I'm sure you have your hands full er.. waving your cane angrily at teenagers? I don't mean to be rude, you're a great fighter and all, but I suspect you may slow us down a bit and... Er... I'd rather we got you a walking frame or electric scooter, but if this speeds things along, so be it. Fast asleep while everyone else scrambles to get all the work done! They'll be of no use to us while they snooze. Legend has it the wicked pirate Banana Beard shipwrecked here. They say his ghost makes banana custard by the light of the full moon. GASP! A Washing Machine part. Looks like an important one, too. Quick, let's grab it! These assailants are Collectors - they steal anything shiny and metal including our Washing Machine parts! We'll have to defeat the Collectors to retrieve the Washing Machine parts. Quick! Before another picks them up! If we don't retrieve ALL of the washer parts, not only will we be stuck here forever, but we'll void the warranty. An octopus fetching something different for his underwater garden. Yellow is very fashionable this year. Now, now - don't blow your top Rabbid Peach! Rabbid Kong will get what he has coming! GASP! Donkey Kong! Check those fascinating surface formations! By hoping on them, you'll be able to leap forward at even greater distances! There are lots of them on the battlefield. Leap across multiple gaps to increase your movement range! You know, when you said you wanted to "show us something" you could have been a LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC! Rabbid Kong! Or all the-! Sigh... How did he even GET here? And he looks so STRONG. He must have been working out. Whoah! So the main body of the Washing Machine is right in the core of hideout of Rabbid Kong!? ...and it's guarded by an army somewhere beyond that giant gate that needs TWO keys to open. WONDERFUL. Doubtless, they're scattered far and wide - safeguarded by wicked brutes. Typical. We need to find those keys! Hurry! The lesson here is to never lie out under a giant magnifying glass unless you already have a good base tan. Speaking of which, Donkey Kong, I detect some interesting spots on the ground. Hop on them and you'll be able to perform an amazing leap forward! Bad Bananas - they may sound like an indie band but it's actually the source of Rabbid Kong's newfound powers. Rabbid Kong has minions stockpiling them for him everywhere. We have no choice but to destroy the Bad Bananas on sight. Imagine having one of THESE on your dashboard, I'd just as soon take the bus. I didn't think bananas could be any less appealing but there you go. Boy, he's got a long way to go before his big fight. He could really use a training montage right about now. Uh oh. Looks like we're in the middle of a Honeybird Bombing Run! See that shelter? If we can reach it, we'll be safe from their sweet and sticky salvo! Let's spread out to avoid becoming a honey-drizzled hero cluster. Also, help each other to keep everyone honey-free! I hope I'm wrong, but I fear those boats are meant to bring Bad Bananas to nearby islands. Hey, this isn't a vacation! Go build us something useful like a bowling alley or a burger joint! Imagine having one of THESE on your dashboard. I'd just as soon take the bus. We could start a heck of a spoken-word poetry slam if they'd just learn to play a smooth jazz rhythm or two. An offering. The locals believe Rabbid Kong will bring them a wealth of bananas if they er... give him all their bananas. It's likely a signal light of some kind. Perhaps to let someone know when a new shipment of bananas is in port. Sigh... another gate to block our progress. I'm starting to hate these things. The gate is guarded by two totems. They look menacing, but I detect they hold the solution to the riddle of the closed gate. Hm! What are these big buttons for? There's one set of them for each totem. I can't entirely make out what the symbols on these panels mean. They speak to some kind of balance between what should be done and what shouldn't. We did it! Boy, that was easy. %&#$ I spoke too soon! There's more to do. That placard there - we'd best investigate. I didn't think bananas could be any less appealing, but there you go. What's that bridge? Of course! The Rabbids was liberated from the Megabug's grasp built it. We've seen something similar at Peach's Castle. They seek to make amends by building all sorts of useful things to aid us - bridges, Rabboltories, weapons... Hurrah for nonstop productivity of guilt-ridden employees! We still need one key - and there's not a lockbox or potted pl;ant in sight. Let's use the bridge to investigate the reef. Rabbid Peach! Stop being selfie-sh! There are 512,653 palms EXACTLY like this one around here but they just HAVE to fight over this one! Ridiculous! Those fountains are exact likenesses of the Bwanahanini Spitting Goatfish. At the end of our turn they spit water! RUDE. Their range is unlimited, but the stream is powerful enough to push us, even damage us! At least even enemies are affected by them in the same way, so that's something, I suppose. In fact, they're so tired of being hosed down, morale is low. Defeat enough and the rest will flee, ending the battle! Ha! Cowards! See how they run? They're out of MY league! They're obsessed with catching fish but have no idea how care for them. Imagine the metal storm of skull-rattling rock you could summon from the gods of thrash if you could wield this axe. Hmm... while this slovenly sluggard may look like a Smasher, it's not. It's a Smuggler! They're delivering Bad Bananas all over the island, to aid their corrupted colleagues. They must be stopped! Smugglers MUST be defeated BEFORE they reach the other side of the battlefield. If they escape, we lose! It reminds me of Botticelli's "The Birth of Venus" - only instead of divine perfection it's more horrid revulsion. This time the Collectors brought in their big brothers - the Bucklers! Big, bad and shielded. Here's a tip. You'll need to flank Bucklers so your attacks aren't blocked by that shield of theirs! They're frantically trying to intercept that message. Imagine their disappointment when they find out it's just pizza coupons. Another closed gate... But hey, look at this ornate coral organ! Makes you want to tickle the ol' ivories! By pushing this button the piano will play automagically. Cool, but what'd be the use of that? The gate is open! Plus, a secret banana appeared. C'mon! Shed some more licks on those ivories! Backside 270 noseblunt into a switch flip, bro! BUST IT OUT! It's raining ink-filled coconuts! Ouch! Why couldn't they be blueberries? If my readings are correct, those are Summoners. Guess what they have summoning skills! We must defeat all the Summoners otherwise we'll fight an endless battle in the coconut rain! Run you curs! Run! Tell all the other curs that Beep-O's comin'! I'm not sure that's the worst place for those Rabbids, for now. We'll empty the canister when we have time. Run! Run! Jump! Woo boy, he'll be lucky to get to 125 meters unless he finds a Hammer. Well, it's nice to see them cooperating, even though they're going to get potassium poisoning. This statue is entitled "The Coronation of the Bwanana-hana-mati". Moments after the coronation... ...the peel was thrown on the ground and a tribal chief slipped on it, plunging the island into a thousand year war. More Smugglers - they're bringing Bad Bananas to their home base. Obviously, Rabbid Kong is getting nervous. He's gathering as many Bad Bananas to him as he can. One positive thing to come out of this is the Rabbids' love of bananas. Wait until they see my Bananas Foster Cinnamon French Toast Caramel Smoothie recipe. Ho, ho! My current record at checkers is 456-1. My only loss was to a Tronic-O 800XL Smart Toaster if you can believe it. Great - the gangway is completely inaccessible. Even if we could reach it, it's covered in vines. They obviously don't care much about lawn maintenance around here. I suspect this all has something to do with these strange carvings on the ground. Let's take a closer look. (Coughs) (Coughs) Is everyone OK? Great... the temple collapsed, plunging us headlong into the caverns underneath. You don't think there are mole people living down there, do you? Or centipedes? Centipedes give me the heebie jeebies! Ala, even the pale moonlight barely penetrates the gloom down here. I'm losing my sense of sight! Language is all but lost - I'm forgetting what things on the surface look like HELP! Rabbid Peach might be losing her mind! Rabbid Peach! Where are- ... Rabbid Peach! How can you moonbathe at a time like this? You should be panicking blindly like me! AHEM... you know there's no phone service this far down, right? Enough! We've got to get a grip. Rabbid Kong is still out there, controlling the banana market with an iron fist. We need to CAREFULLY find a way out. This is a dungeon after all, there's bound to be traps and spooky dungeon-stuff. Egad! Beware the invulnerable Idol of Recoil! In it's unforgiving eyes we are but unworthy interlopers! It has strong connection to its worshippers, they are the source of its power. If we defeat its worshippers, the Idol of Recoil will accept us as worthy and not bother us. They're big on rituals, these idols. A reenactment of Bwahgatahana-manu's sacrifice of his unemployed brother-in-law who was living with him at the time... ...he CLAIMED that the Banana Gods "told him to do it", but I'm not sure. Agh! Fire Burpers! At the end of our turn they'll shoot flames from their mouths. Not all of them, however. If you watch carefully, you SHOULD be able to tell which ones are about to belch fire. Rabbid Kong found a tiny garden snake while panting some hydrangeas. The artist blew it out of proportion to stroke his ego. This poor fellow is besieged by telemarketers demanding that he invest in banana futures. Rabbid Kong's banana hoarding caused a lot of volatility in the market. If I were a Rabbid I'd take the short position. Wait a second, now there are THREE Idols? A fiery one too? No fair! Once again we must take care of all enemies on the battlefield - then the invulnerable Idols will let us go! Rabbid Peach, despite her heartless actions atop the block tower that led us here. ...has proven herself a reformed Rabbid - showing mercy in our hour of victory to this poor, misunderstood creature. Perhaps she is a diva... a diva of dignity, grace and compassion. Well, I got the "diva" part right, anyhow! Well, Rabbid Kong - thank you for carrying the washer. Next time I need to move I know who to call. Ha ha! Little joke. Well, I think the warranty is DEFINITELY shot, but the washer is good as new! Or at least... as good as it ever was. I suppose this is goodbye... as it is your intention to remain here and make amends for your banana racketeering. As for Rabbid Peach and myself, it's back to the Mushroom Kingdom. I am overjoyed, however, to be parting as friends. Aha! The Megabug's influence is gone! The island is free! Thanks to my guidance, of course! Hey, Rabbid Peach. Maybe we shouldn't RUSH back to the Mushroom Kingdom. It IS Washing TIME machine after all... Why, we could go dight seeing, surfing... ... parasailing, hold a limbo contest, water bucket relay, comb the beach with a metal detector... ... Or we could just stay here and cuddle this adorable, giant furball!
 * Beep-O, Rabbid Cranky, Donkey Kong and Rabbid Kong: (Laughs)
 * (Flashback ended)
 * Bob Blecher: Wow. You guys did stop Rabbid Kong's army and Rabbid Kong make amends with you.
 * Donkey Kong: Yep.


 * Teddy (Bob's Burgers): Now, time to eat the Grilled Cheese Burger. (Eating Grilled Cheese Burger in Cyril Figgis' Face)
 * Cyril Figgis: Teddy (Bob's Burgers), I'm gonna get you!
 * Teddy (Bob's Burgers): AHHHHHHHH! (Runing away From Cyril Figgis)
 * Bob Blecher: Oh, Teddy (Bob's Burgers).
 * Sterling Archer: Cyril.
 * (Bob, Linda, Sterling Archer and Lana Kane Laughs)
 * (Bob, Linda, Sterling Archer and Lana Kane have stopped laughing)
 * (Bob, Linda, Sterling Archer and Lana Kane Laughs)
 * [End of The All-New, All-Different Regular Show Movie: Sterling Archer x Bob Belcher]

Secret Ending

 * (At Citieville)
 * (The Empire unleashes missile-like devices which cause a section of Citieville to disappear)
 * (End of Secret Ending)

Trivia

 * Sterling Archer and Bob Blecher became bestest friends.
 * It is revealed that Toads and Rabbids have lived in peace at the Mushroom Kingdom and the Rabbid Kingdom.
 * Female Vampire Hunter Rabbid and Green Underwear Rabbid are joining the Redmark Empire.