Method Man (Comic Book)

An Comic Book Featuring Wu-Tang Clan's Own Method Man And Friends The Comic Was Written By Ken Penders Who Was An Avid Method Man Fan And Decided To Give Him His Comic

Characters

Method Man-Born As Clifford Smith Method Man Has An Axe That He Uses To Beat Enemies With Method Man Practically Is Unbeatable With His Toughness Method Man Is Not Afraid To Use His Fists Either

Jonathan Washington-Another Half Of Wu-Tang Jonathan Has An Girlfriend Who Is An New Member Of Wu-Tang Clan As Established In His Comic Jonathan Unusually Has Awesome Rapping Skills Which Landed Him On The Wu-Tang Clan Roster Along With Tahra

RZA/The Genius-RZA AKA The Genius Is Quite Efficient With His Staff Which He Uses To Beat Enemies With

Ghostface Killah/Iron Man-Ghostface Has An Array Of Attacks That He Can Use To Beat Enemies

Raekwon/Raekwon The Chef-In His Spare Time Raekwon Is An Chef That Can Make Delicious Meals For Everybody Raekwon Has Devastating Attacks That Sends Enemies Flying

U-God/The God-U-God Has An Array Of Moves And Abilities That Are Equal To Jonathan's Only He Has New Moves

Inspectah Deck/Deck-Inspectah Deck Has All The Moves To Beat Enemies With He Is Quick And Sneaky Enemies Don't Know Where He Will Pop Up Next

Masta Killa/The Killa-Masta Killa Has Moves That Are Unavoidable And Is Very Skilled In Kung-Fu Which Is His Fighting Style

Tahra The Hedgehog/Queen B-Tahra For All Intense And Purposes Is One Tough Girl She Has Moves That Can Eliminate Enemies Fast And Hard

Amy Rose-Another New Member Of The Clan Amy Is Strong And Is Free Spirit

Sailor Moon Lisa/Lisa Simpson-Sailor Moon Lisa Is Probably The Nicest Girl You Can Meet

Sailor Jupiter Allison/Allison Taylor-Allison Has Unique Abilities That Are Superior To Her

Sailor Venus Jessica/Jessica Lovejoy-Jessica Can Use Her Croussants As Projectiles And Hit Enemies

Amahra-She And Jonathan Are Great Rappers

Cappadonna-Known As The Inventor Of Rap And 10th Member Of The Wu Tang Clan Along With GZA

GZA/The 2nd Genius-GZA Is An Strong Willed Fighter That Can Use His Moves For Good

Issue #1: Wrath Of Lord Nazo's Forces

 * In The Wu-Tang Clan Base*

RZA: Yo Meth Didn't You Say There Has Been An Invasion

Method Man: Yeah I Did


 * BANG*

Jonathan: What The Fuck Is This Shit

RZA: I Suggest That You Start Running


 * They Hide Behind The Couch*

Method Man: Any Ideas?

Jonathan: I Got It You Guys Take On Lord Nazo's Forces And Me And Tahra Will Get Help

Method Man: Alright Then That Works

Jonathan: Let's Go Tahra


 * They Were Later Confronted By Dark Amy*

Jonathan: Crap

Tahra The Hedgehog: Oh No

Dark Amy Rose: Don't Be Alarmed I Won't Hurt You

Jonathan: What Do You Want

Dark Amy Rose: Well You See I Was Wondering If You Guys Can Take Down Queen Beryl And The Youmas

Jonathan: What Those Retarded Bastards Yeah We'll Take Them On

Dark Amy Rose: I'll Aide You Guys In Battle

Jonathan: Right

Issue #2: Rise Of Queen Beryl And The Youmas

 * In The Iceland*

Method Man: Hahahahahaha Cold Can't Stop Us


 * Far Distance*

Sailor Lisa: How Can We Defeat Them

Sailor Jupiter Allison: I Don't Know

Sailor Venus Jessica: I Have No Idea

RZA: Maybe We Can Be Assistance To You

Sailor Venus Jessica: Like OMG It's The Wu-Tang Clan

RZA: Yes We Are The Wu Tang Clan You Speak Of

Jonathan: We Wish To Help You In Battle

Sailor Moon Lisa: I Don't Know They Are Tough

Method Man: Tough? Ahahahahahaha Pathetic They're Not As Tough As They Look


 * Inside Her Lair*

Queen Beryl: I Hate To Say It But He's Right We're Untrained And Unlike The Wu-Tang Clan Who Are Trained

Chris: Heh They Are Easy Oh Wait I Don't Think Method Man Is Easy Though He Is Extremely Difficult


 * Outside*

Sailor Moon Lisa: Sure You Guys Can Help

RZA: We'll Give You Guys Full Membership To Our Clan


 * The Youmas Hold Jessica At A Distance*

RZA: Okay That Is Creepy

Method Man: I Haven't Seen Anything Like That


 * The Youmas Electricute Jessica She Screams*

Jonathan: I Had Just About Enough Of This GRRRRR *Charges With His Staff* Fear The Wrath Of Wu-Tang Clan Motherfucker *Gets His Staff In Attack Mode*


 * BOOM The Youmas Fall Down*

Jonathan: You Play Me You Fall Down Go BOOM!!!!

Sailor Venus Jessica: *Hugs And Cuddles Jonathan* Thanks For Saving Me Big Boy

Jonathan: Aw Shucks It Was Nothing

Sailor Moon Lisa: Wow Impressive

RZA: Jonathan Mastered The Art Of The 36 Chambers

Sailor Venus Jessica: Jonathan You Saved Me How Can I Ever Repay You

Jonathan: You Can Be My 3rd Girlfriend

Sailor Venus Jessica: Oh My Sure

Method Man: Now To Take Down Queen Beryl Herself


 * They Enter Queen Beryl's Castle*

Method Man: Alright Yo Prepare To Get An Beatdown

Queen Beryl: Ugh You Guys Caught Me

Jonathan: *His Hands Form Ice Balls* Hadouken!!!! *Throws Ice Balls At Queen Beryl*

Queen Beryl: Uh Oh *Hit By Ice Balls And Is Frozen*

Jonathan: Now To Finish Her Off Hiiii-Yah!!! *Kicks*


 * BOOOM A Large Explosion Is Heard It Kills Queen Beryl*

Method Man: You Killed Her There

Jonathan: Ya I Did

Issue #3: Wu-Tang Clan Vs. Enerjak And His Prelates

 * In The Wu-Tang Clan Hideaway*

RZA: It Has Been Said That Enerjak Has Been Respawned And Is Stealing Mobians Cores To Make Prelate Versions Of Them

Method Man: So What Do We Do?

RZA: We Should March Down To Dark Mobius And Confront Enerjak And His Prelates

Method Man: Sounds Good To Me

Ghostface Killah: You Want Us To Help

U-God: I Think That's What He's Saying

Raekwon: Oh Dear God I Don't Think Jonathan Can Handle Them

Inspectah Deck: Very Well Then But Be Warned They Are Not Easy As They Seem

Masta Killa: You Got That Right Inspectah They're Hardier Versions Of Mobius Prime's Counterparts

RZA: Let's Get Them


 * They Arrive In Dark Mobius*

Method Man: This Place Is Deserted

Jonathan: I Know *Hit By Piko Piko Hammer* WHAT THE HELL!!!!

Prelate Amy Rose Jr: *Holding Her Hammer Behind Her Back* Now That I Got Your Attention I Wish To Assist You In Battle

Jonathan: What Can You Do?

Prelate Amy Rose Jr: Well For Starters I Can Put Bombs In Places And Use My New Device To Track Things

Jonathan: That Works

Prelate Amy Rose Jr: Well Then Shall We Battle The Prelates Together

Jonathan: Yeah


 * Jonathan And Prelate Amy Rose Jr Walk Off To Fight The Prelates*

Method Man: I Guess We Should Take On The Prelates


 * They Fight The Prelates*


 * Meanwhile With Jonathan And Prelate Amy Rose Jr*

Prelate Amy Rose Jr: Now Let's Fight The Prelates

Jonathan: *Ice Balls Form In His Hand* Let's Do It To It Juice And Jam Time!!!!!

Prelate Purity: *Charges At Jonathan*

Jonathan: *Grins* *Grabs Prelate Purity's Behind And Flips Her Upside Down*

Prelate Purity: *Reverts Back To Her Normal Self*

Becky The Hedgehog: Now I Must Help Them


 * After The Prelates Have Been Beaten*

Amy Rose Jr: Whew That Was Tough

Jonathan: I'll Say

Amy Rose Jr: I Wonder Who Is On The Wu-Tang Clan Roster

Cappadonna: The Next Issue Will Detail The Formation Of The Wu-Tang Clan (The Original Members Including Jonathan Himself) Then We Add Tahra And Females To Our Lineup

RZA: Precisely Also It Will Show How Jonathan And Method Man Met For The First Time

Issue #5: The Origin Of The Wu-Tang Clan (Original Members)

 * Back In 1993 Note: Jonathan Used The Time Machine To Go Back To 1993 He Is 18 Back Then*

Jonathan: *Reading An Book*

Method Man: What's Cracking Lacking *High Fives Jonathan*

Jonathan: Nothing Much

RZA: We Should Form An Rap Group

Tahra The Hedgehog: Only If I Join

RZA: Err I Don't Think Female Hedgehogs Are Permitted But Later On We'll Add You

Tahra The Hedgehog: What!!!! You're Saying I'm Not Good Enough For You If That's The Case I'll Form My Own Rap Group Sisters With Attitude

RZA: I'd Like To Produce Some Of Your Tracks

Tahra The Hedgehog: Oh My God Really? That Would Be Nice In That Case Can We Include Jonathan And Method Man In Our Tracks

RZA: Sure You Have My Permission To Use Them

U-God: What's Up RZA

RZA: Nothing Much

Method Man: Fuck That Shit Man I'd Much Rather See An Rivalry Between The Wu-Tang Clan And Girls With Attitude

Tahra The Hedgehog: WHAT!!!!!! It's On Buddy

RZA: And That Folks Was How The Rivalry Began

U-God: That's Just Wrong

Ghostface Killah: Why Did Method Man Had To Go And Do That

Inspectah Deck: I Obviously Don't See Why Having An Rivalry Wouldn't Hurt

Cappadonna: Rivalry Eh? You Got One


 * In The Recording Studio With Jonathan*

Jonathan: Yo It's The J-O-N-A-T-H-A-N In The Motherfucking House Repping My City With The Wu-Tang Clan Come With It Or You Get Served

RZA: You Killed It Right There


 * After The Members Of The Wu-Tang Clan Did Their Verses*

RZA: It Is Complete Our First Album Enter The Wu Tang: The 36 Chambers


 * Tahra Frantically Enters The Studio*

Tahra The Hedgehog: Guys We Got An Problem

RZA: The Hell? We Were About To Release Our First Album Enter The Wu-Tang: The 36 Chambers

Tahra The Hedgehog: Yeah But It's An Emergency While We Were Fighting Amongst Ourselves Over Who Would Rap The First Verse For Our Upcoming Album Pretty In Pink Amy Decided To Steal Jonathan's Lyrics And Pass Them Off As Her Own And Stole RZA's And The Wu-Tang Clan's Material

Jonathan: Da Fuck No One Steals Lyrics From Me Without My Permission God Dammit It's Copyright Infringement

RZA: You're Fucking Kidding Me How In The Hell Can She Do That

Method Man: God Dammit I Knew That Was Gonna Happen

Jonathan: That's It I'm Suing Her For Defamation This Is Going To Court Immediately

Tahra The Hedgehog: Yes It Is Also Been Reported That She Might Face Jail Time If Convicted

Method Man: Thank God We Don't Have To See Her Again

Jonathan: I Wonder What Affiliates We Have?

Method Man: Dunno?

Allison Taylor: Hi There We're The Wu-Tang Killa Bees Your Affiliates

Lisa Simpson: We Do Rap Just Like You

Amy Rose: We're The 3 Core Members Waiting To Get Added To Your Roster

Method Man: Holy Shit I Must Be Seeing Things They Can Really Rap

RZA: Not Only That Amy Is An Superb Producer And Rapper Like Myself

Amy Rose: I Did Produce Jonathan's Debut Album Hailstorm In 1993 Under Our Label: Stretsasonic Enterprises Which Went Gold And We Were Featured In All Of His Tracks Including The #1 Smash Hit "Bringing Da Storm"

RZA: Wait Jonathan Had An Debut Album That Went Gold Simply Amazing

Jonathan: Heh Don't Be Surprised At What Can I Do With The Wu-Tang Clan

Method Man: I Did Release An Promo Album In 1993 Called Method Man's Mixtapes Which Contain Some Of The Songs Including My Cover Of Jonathan's #1 Hit Off Of His Gold Certified Album Hailstorm Called "Bringing Da Storm (Method Man Remix)"

Maid Amy Rose: *Wearing An Sleazy Outfit* May I Have An Word With You?

Jonathan: Sure


 * In The Secret Room*

Maid Amy Rose: Do You Think I Could You Know Be Your Personal Maid

Jonathan: Sure

Maid Amy Rose: Yay

Issue #6: The Wu-Tang Clan Gets Captured By Lord Nazo

 * In Jonathan's Bunk Bed*

Jonathan: *Sleeping*


 * The Wu-Tang Clan Got Captured By Lord Nazo's Forces*

Jonathan: *Wakes Up And Goes Downstairs* WHAT THE FUCK!!! This Is Bullshit That's It *Rushes Over To The Gear Chamber Puts On His Iron Man Mask And Costume That Ghostface Gave Him And Grabs His Axe* Let's Do This *Walks Out The Door*


 * Inside Lord Nazo's Base*

Goddon: Tell Us Where Is The Sacred Wu-Tang Symbol

Method Man: We Don't Know Where The Fuck That Thing Is Man


 * Outside*

Jonathan: *Gets Inside The Vent Crawls*

Vera The Bat: You'll Tell Us Or We Have To Kill You


 * BOOM*

Jonathan: Stop Right There Motherfucker *Wields His Staff*

Vera The Bat: ??? Dude How Rude Of You To Crash Into Our Base Like That

Jonathan: Heh *Whacks And Knocks Out Both Vera And Goddon With His Staff And Goes Up Into Lord Nazo's Palace*

Lord Nazo: Take This *An Large Redball Forms In His Hand And Fires It*

Jonathan: No Problem *Deflects It Back At Lord Nazo With His Staff*

Lord Nazo: Crap


 * BOOOM*

Method Man: We Should Get Out Of Here

RZA: Right


 * The Wu-Tang Clan Escape*

Goddon: *Dead*

Vera The Bat: Ugh *Holds Her Head* *Gasps* How Is He Still Standing

Lord Nazo: *Dead*

Jonathan: That Is Too Easy

Vera The Bat: Jonathan Behind You!!!!

Jonathan: *Looks Behind Him* Who Are You?

Dark Amy Rose: Well Well Well We Meet Again Jonathan

Jonathan: *Puts His Staff Behind His Back* Yes I Came To Seek An Alliance With Your Dark Forces

Dark Amy Rose: Okay Then We Should We Meet At

Jonathan: The Park

Dark Amy Rose: Fine By Me

Issue #7: The Wu-Tang Clan's Jonathan Teams Up With Dark Amy

 * At The Park

Dark Amy Rose: Oh Goodie You Came

Jonathan: I Know I Had To Leave Method Man Behind You Know Method He Is Opposed To Working With Evil

Dark Amy Rose: No Silly We're Highly Trained Professionals That Are Capable Of Working With You

Jonathan: Let's Get Going

Dark Amy Rose: Okay Then


 * In The Wu-Tang Clan Hideaway*

RZA: I Just Hope Jonathan Doesn't Do Anything Stupid To Get Himself Captured

Method Man: Don't Worry He Won't

Issue #8: Dark Amy's Diabolical Set Up For Attacking The Wu-Tang Clan
Jonathan: Dammit It's An Trap

Dark Amy Rose: Precisely Now You're Coming With Us So We Can Rule Method Man's Pathetic City

Jonathan: No You Won't Catch Me *Disappears*

Dark Amy Rose: Come Back Here *Gives Chase*

Amy Rose: I Got You Now *Whacks Dark Amy With Her Piko-Piko Hammer*

Dark Amy Rose: Damn You You Little Twit I Will Bust Your Pink Ass

Amy Rose: You Gotta Catch Me First


 * Dark Amy Captures Both Jonathan And Amy Rose*

Dark Amy Rose: Yes Soon This World Will Be Corrupted And I Will Become Queen Muhahahahahaha *Walks Back To Her Dark Base With Jonathan And Amy Rose Captured*


 * At The Beach*

Bikini Amy Rose: Oh No Jonathan And Amy Have Been Capture I Must Rescue Them *Runs Off*


 * When She Gets There*

Jonathan: Oh Hello There

Bikini Amy Rose: Hi There *Smiles*