Avengers: Age of Ultron Alternate HISHE

Janet Van Dyne: "Hank, wake up! You're having a nightmare!"

Hank Pym: "Jan, I had the most awful dream. Someone made an Ant-Man movie and an Avengers movie, but cut both of us out of them! They made the movie about Scott Lang and made Tony Stark Ultron's creator!

Janet Van Dyne: "You're kidding! What kind of moron would make an Avengers movie without us in it? We're two of the founding members, and we've been on the team longer than anyone! Did they flunk screenwriting 101 where it says you focus on what's relevant to the story and eliminate what's not relevant? And an Ant-Man movie about Scott Lang, and Tony Stark creating Ultron? Please!"


 * Scarlet Witch:(whisper) Hey Pietro, that Vision guy is kinda cute.
 * QuickSilver: (Out loud) You think vision is cute?
 * Hawkeye: I thought you and Scarlet wer-
 * Quicksilver: She's my sister
 * Vision: What is love?
 * Avengers: Baby don't hurt me, no more!
 * Superman:He's an andriod, he is literally asking.
 * Batman: (Binary code) (Explains love)
 * Vision: ooohh OK
 * Superman: How did yo--
 * Quicksilver: Do you really wanna ask hi--
 * Batman: Because im BATMAN!!!
 * Scarlet Witch: Im gonna leave.
 * Vision: She likes me?
 * Quicksilver: What? You didn't see that coming?
 * Hawkeye:.....you pun making little--
 * Captain america:(Hits him with shield) Language!!