Nostalgia Critic: Wishology

Part of New Nickelodeon Month

Script
(We join the first scene already in progress. Nostalgia Critic sleeps.) (NC jumps out of bed and sees a DVD copy of SpongeBob season 1 in his room.)
 * Nostalgia Critic: Darkness...stupid...non-funny jokes. Gah!
 * NC: I see what you're doing dear God. So I'll say it. Why do you want me to review SpongeBob?