Krog Wars

Krog Wars is a military conflict created by Colonel Toros and General Kross.

The First War

It started off when Kross was playing rock, paper, scissors with Toros. He lost the game and was very angry. So he attacked Erexion.

Toros invaded Mermaid Tasha and Mermaid Uniqua's garden and Bikini Bottom. Kross sent bombers to bomb Erexion. Maron, Keron, Anodine, Tatooine, and Alwas were bombed.

Kross attacked the most of Tokyo and Toros's spaceship warehouse. Toros then was killed by Kross.

The Second War

It started off as Toros came back as a zombie and then he was hit by a car. He was revived and decided to buy a Mahoromatic Vacume and also buy a Trident to equip the vacume. Kross had a new base, the Fortress Death Star! He also had Mermaids Tasha and Uniqua as his daughters. Toros was mad about the new vacume. So he went to NASA to get help. Para-Dice and Groor joined Toros to kick Kross's unpredrictable thing (not the cock).

Toros's Trident with vacumes built in and Evil Energy installed in it, Groor's apocalypse with built-in blasters, and Para-Dice's TV Ball with built-in machine guns attacked the Fortress Death Star/Mermaid Garden at night. Kross just FIRED HIS LAZOR!!!, while Mermaid Tasha and Mermaid Uniqua did the Mermaid Scare Tactic. Para-Dice and Groor did the same, and Toros started to attack the garden. The battle lasted for 10 weeks until Kross fired a laser at Toros's Trident. Toros's body was hit by the laser and he exploded (but he survived). Mermaid Tasha and Mermaid Uniqua did a really loud Mermaid Scare Tactic. But it caused an avalanche and Kross, Tasha, and Uniqua's bodies were torn to nurmeous pieces (they didn't survive). Para-Dice and Groor tried to fly away from the most biggest avalanche in history caused by the Mermaid Scare Tactic. But they failed and died.

The war against Toros was over.