Siberia Is Colder Than Hoth (version 2)

No, the Mighty Moshin' Emo Rangers are not Power Rangers! They are a parody! Stop saying they are!

If you say that they are Power Rangers, then you will be sent to the Siberian Peninsula, where you will spend the rest of your natural life mining salt, and shoveling pigeon-type poop!

And Siberia is colder than Hoth! No Obi-Wan to save you!

Work well, and you will be treated well! Work poorly and you will die!