Toaster O'Shanter

In New Alloway City Cathedral...

XANDRED: This place is a mess.

KOMPLEX: All it needs is a clean-up.

MEGATRON: The holy pool! We could drown in the holy pool!

QUEEN BERYL: Let's turn this place upside-down!

LORD PUMPKIN: And let the hunt for the stars begin...

Later...

MEGATRON: Hahahahahahaha! This place is cleaned up!

QUEEN BERYL: Now we could dance in it!

MAKUTA TERIDAX: Yes! Now, Satan! Use your bagpipes! Hahahahaha!

SATAN: Yes, my general! Ohoho!

Satan's music lures other villains from Count Dregon to Lord Maliss into the cathedral.

Meanwhile, at the Inn in the New Prestwick District...

ISAAC: Here! Have some gum! Ha ha ha!

OPTIMUS PRIME: There's nothing to fear. I'm telling you my stories.

BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER: Yeah. I think so.

The television gave an announcement.

ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this program to see the New Alloway City Cathedral, filled with criminals such as Chairface Chippendale and Baron Silas Greenback, etc. They've been followed by a...

The Toaster puts the television off.

OPTIMUS PRIME: My, my. Looks like you need to despise wind, rain, and fire.

BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER: With my horse?

ZORRO: Yes, with your horse!

Later...

BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER: Well, goodbye!

ALL HEROES: Bye Bye! So long!

OPTIMUS PRIME: Good luck.

As the Toaster rode on his horse, he sees scenes of gore and violence across the New Ayr District- A man smothered in the Xscape Ayr Ski Slopes, a rock where a man named Charlie Brown broke his neck bone, a field where hunters found the dead Madeline McCann, and in the well where St. Mungo's mother hung herself.

And deep down pours all the Toaster's floods, the lightnings flash from pole to pole, and he approaches the Cathedral, with his enemies still inside dancing.

BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER: Great John Barleycorn!

Warlocks and witches in a dance!

DISCORD: What a dance! I'm a DJ! Hahaha!

MEGATRON: No cotillion allowed, it's French!

ENTER: Sil vous plait?

MEGATRON: Enough! Take him away, Chernabog!

The Toaster sees Satan's lovely daughter, Cutty Sark, entering the cathedral. Until she dances.

BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER: My, oh, my!

ALL VILLAINS: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

The dancers quickly flew, and the piper loudly blew. Until...

BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER: Well, that does it! Well done, Cutty Sark!

The shouting blacked out the evil forces's lights.

COUNT DREGON: Who put that light out?

OVERLORD: It's him! Toaster, surrender or pay the consequences!

MASTER XANDRED: Conquer he!

ALL VILLAINS: Conquer he!!!!!!!!!!!

The Toaster knows that the villains are after him!

BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER: Those rats are following me! Hold on, Meg!

LORD MALISS: Come here, Toasty!

CHAIRFACE CHIPPENDALE: Better give up!

BARON SILAS GREENBACK: You'll never run from us!

KRULOS: Quickly, Xandred! To the suspension bridge!

DARKHEART: Let's get him!

SKELETOR: Get to the bridge!

RAMESES: Get to that bridge! Quick!

Cutty Sark went to the Toaster's horse before everyone else.

BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER: This could trick them!

Meg jumps, Cutty Sark pulls off the horse's tail, and screams.

CUTTY SARK: Arrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh!

MEGATRON: What?!

HORDAK: The Brave Little Toaster eluded us!

DR. SCARAB: Let's retreat!

LAWRENCE LIMBURGER: Yes, retreat!

RED SKULL: Retreat!

M. BISON: Of course! Retreat!

As the villains form a circle, scream, and retreat, the Toaster returns to the inn...

BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER: It was my fault, I...

OPTIMUS PRIME: You are sorry at first...

BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER: In memory of my Meg... Her tail was lost, I could nit save her.

KUMAMON: Well, time for us to leave the inn. It's dayitme!

BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER: Hey, wait for me!

A tale based on Tam O'Shanter.