Two Virgins: a Mickey Mouse fanfiction

(Mickey was in his room dressing up for a date with Minnie while Oswald was watching John and Yoko:a love story in the bedroom a minute later Mick strolls in)

Mickey: Oswald im going on a date with Minnie

Oswald: OK

(a few hours later)

Minnie: Remember that John Lennon movie we saw last night that nude photo scene?

Mickey: Yeah lets do it at my house

(they get to Mickey and Oswald's house and go to the basement before that they run into some papparazi)

Girl Dog: Mr. Mouse whos that woman that you have?

Boy Goat: Get a decent life ya rat!

Mickey: Oh go jump off a bridge

(they disappear behind a door)

Mickey: Everything off!

(they start removing layers of clothes Mickey gets his off but Minnie is still stuck in her bra and jeans)

Mickey: Oh Jesus Christ stupid fuckin brastrap

(Mickey manages to get the bra jeans and panties off seeing themselves naked for the 1st time)

Mickey: Lets start

(they snap a few pictures showing themselves from the front and back)

Minnie: Mickey I'm going to be a mother

Mickey: Whos the father?

Minnie:You are

Mickey: Wow with a baby in your belly our little son or daughter will be amazing