Beware! The Witch

Javert watches as his White Witch turns every animal in Narnia and Earth into stone statues.

Javert sees Optimus Prime during this.

Javert: (sung) "Please know me as Javert. I'm here at your command, we've honored you to each, and justice in our hearts, no man's beyond our reach. Let all beware!"

Optimus Prime: (sung) "Come in, sir, I'm sure we're here in common cause."

Javert: (sung) "You've done the city proud. You're praised by those on high. Your success has earnt a force. The best that Paris can supply. Your people thrive."

Optimus Prime: (sung) "The dignity of toil, to stay alive."

Javert: (sung) "It seems to me we may have met..."

Optimus Prime: (sung) "Your face is not a face I would forget..."

Centaur: "Master Optimus!"

Optimus Prime: "Hold on!"

White Witch: (turning centaur to stone statue) "Say your prayers!"

Optimus Prime: "No! No..." (sees centaur turned to stone)

White Witch: "What are you doing in my garden?"

Javert: (sung) "I have disgraced the uniform that I wear!"

Optimus Prime: "Leave them alone or I'll make them speak!"

White Witch: "Never!" (wand is snatched by Optimus)

Optimus Prime: "Thank you."

Later... at night... magic comes alive...

Stone Lion Statue: "Wha--? Huh?"

The statues come to life, like Night at the Museum, but with Narnian statues.

Stone Beaver Statue: "I've been watching you, for a very long time."

Stone Lion Statue: "Who are you?"

Stone Beaver Statue: (approaching the stone lion statue) "You have much to learn, the tablet bought us back to life."

Stone Lion Statue: "What tablet?"

Stone Beaver Statue: "The Egyptian tablet, am I right?"

Stone Lion Statue: "Yes, that is it."

Stone Beaver Statue: "Here comes the witch! Hurry! Hide!"

As the statues hide...

Stone Raccoon Statue: "Oi, you! What are you doing hiding beneath my tree?"

Stone Lion Statie: "A raccoon? But how?"

Stone Tiger Statue: "Lions, tigers and bears get together."

Stone Bear Statue: "Yeah, we've been looking for you!"

Stone Rhinoceros Statue: "We've been turned to stone forever!"

Stone Lion Statue: "Enough! Let us talk..."

All Stone Statues: "Okay."

Stone Lion Statue: "Optimus warned me of my petrification."

Stone Rabbit Statue: "So! The White Witch's wand was stolen by Optimus!"

Stone Kangaroo Statue: "Yeah, he must get it from that wretched witch!"

Stone Lion Statue: "That is right, my petrified friends, that is right.

Stone Fox Statue: "When are you going to attack?"

Stone Wolf Statue: "Fox and wolf are similar, eh?"

All Stone Statues: (all talking indistinctly)

Stone Lion Statue: "Next night!"

The end.