To Steal an Hovercraft

To Steal an Hovercraft is an episode of The Avenging Regular Show Unlimited.

Synopsis
While on a errand, Mordecai, Wasp, War Machine, Winter Soldier, A-Bomb and Doc Samson steal an hovercraft.

Transcript

 * (This episode begins at Avengers Tower)


 * (Wasp, War Machine, Winter Soldier, A-Bomb and Doc Samson arrives)
 * Wasp: Mordecai, what's wrong?
 * Mordecai: Uh, nothing, what's that?. The others need us? Okay.
 * Scarlet Witch: Here.
 * Mordecai: Uh, what's this?
 * Scarlet Witch: A market list. The Market two clicks to the south, and I'm sending you nine on a supply run. Oh. [Laughs] Don't even think about without at least one ugli fruit. Clear?
 * Mordecai, Wasp, War Machine, Winter Soldier, A-Bomb and Doc Samson: Clear.
 * Quicksilver: How do you expect them to find quince on Market?
 * (At Market)
 * Wasp: I got everything but the quinces. Any luck?
 * War Machine: No. And We don't think they meant for us to have luck.
 * Wasp: Well, someone has to be selling those things. Here, take this. I'll go find one.
 * Winter Soldier: Seriously? You want us to carry your supplies?
 * Wasp: Yes!
 * Mordecai, Wasp, War Machine, Winter Soldier, A-Bomb and Doc Samson: Ugli fruits!
 * Wasp: How much for the whole crate?
 * Manager: I'm sorry. They're already sold.
 * A-Bomb: Well, maybe we can buy one from--
 * Manager: From A.I.M.? [Laughs] Yeah, good luck.
 * Wasp: Why are you smiling about?
 * Mordecai: The obvious answer to our problem.
 * Wasp: Right. So what's the plan.
 * A-Bomb: Maybe. Sure. Why not?
 * Doc Samson: [Gasps] [Spits, Laughing] We should go.
 * Mordecai: You go. We're getting what we came for.
 * Doc Samson: Wait, Mordo, Rick-- [Groans]
 * A.I.M. Agent: You there!
 * Mordecai: We'll just put this back.
 * Wasp: Run!
 * Monica Rappaccini: Stop them!
 * Wasp: You made me lose the rest of the supplies! At least we're even.
 * A-Bomb: Even? Please. We had the whole situation under control.
 * Wasp: [Groans] Come here!
 * A.I.M. Agent: Where they go?
 * Wasp: [Grunts] Whoa!
 * A.I.M. Agent: Up there!
 * War Machine: Quicksilver!
 * Waspr: Just keep going. I'll catch up to you.
 * A.I.M. Agent: Split up!
 * Pilot: [Gasps]
 * Wasp: Oh. Hey, you don't have any ugli fruits, do you?
 * Pilot: There is nowhere to hide.
 * A.I.M. Agent: Heads up!
 * Pilot: [Whimpers]
 * Wasp: Never actually flown one of these before. Whoa!
 * A.I.M. Agen: Look out!
 * Wasp: [Laughing] Ha, ha, ha! Too bad Mordecai, War Machine, Winter Soldier, A-Bomb and Doc Samson wasn't here to see that. Whoa! [Laughs] Whew. On the other hand--
 * A-Bomb: Great. Just what we need. Wasp? Wasp! Hey, Wasp, let us in!
 * Wasp: So now, I'd be saving your life, right?
 * Mordecai: What? Yeah, sure. Yes! Whatever!
 * Wasp: I let you in, we're even.
 * A-Bomb: Fine!
 * Wasp: You have to say it!
 * Winter Soldier: All right, all right. We're even. Now let us in! [Shouts]
 * (Mordecai, War Machine, Winter Soldier, A-Bomb and Doc Samson hops to the hovercraft)
 * Wasp: Don't crowd me. I'm flying here.
 * A-Bomb: You don't know how. Let us. Whoa!
 * Wasp: Whoa!
 * Mordecai: Turn the ship!
 * Wasp: Let go!
 * A-Bomb: Turn the ship!
 * Wasp: I'm trying! [Grunts] I can't see a thing!
 * Winter Soldier: Gain altitude.
 * Wasp: I know.
 * Doc Samson: Wasp.
 * Wasp: [Grunting]
 * War Machine: We think we're too low.
 * Wasp: How can you tell? Why don't you clean the window?
 * Mordecai: We need to turn. Turn!
 * Wasp: [Grunts] How did you know?
 * Mordecai: Not sure. I just... knew.
 * Wasp: [Chuckles] Good. That's-- That's good. [Sighs] Now get out there and clean the canopy.
 * (At Avengers Tower)
 * Quicksilver: Have to admit, it's a lot more peaceful aboard with the kids gone.
 * Scarlet Witch: Yeah, but we're feeling a bit guilty about feeling sending them--
 * Quicksilver: [Chuckles] On a wild quince chase?
 * Wasp: Wasp to Scarlet Witch.
 * Scarlet Witch: Ah, right on cue. Go ahead, Wasp.
 * Wasp: Right. well, we've has a bit of a problem.
 * Scarlet Witch: We thought you might. Look, don't worry about the ugli fruits.
 * A-Bomb: Yeah, ugli fruits. Uh, we found some. Then we found them again. But we smashed them.
 * Wasp: Just cut to the chase, Howard.
 * Quicksilver: Wait! What are we hearing? It sounds like--
 * A-Bomb: Yeah, about that. See, um-- well-- We stole a hovercraft.
 * Quicksilver: You what?
 * Wasp: He's taking it better than we thought.
 * Quicksilver: Get rid of it!
 * All: Do we have to?
 * Quicksilver: [Sighs] At least tell us you dismantled the locator beacon.
 * Wasp: [Laughs] Of course. We're not fools. (To Mordecai, War Machine, Winter Soldier, A-Bomb and Doc Samson) [Quietly] Under there. The red wire. No, wait. The blue.
 * Winter Soldier: Well, which one?
 * Quicksilver: It's the red and the blue.
 * A-Bomb: Right. Got it. W-We mean... got it a long time ago. You know, back when we first boarded. Right away. Immediately.
 * Quicksilver: Stealing a hovercraft attracts unwanted attention. Rendezvous at Shadow Site 2 Fly straight there. Do not stop. And don't do anything.
 * Wasp: On our way. Wasp out.
 * War Machine: That went well.
 * Quicksilver: Yeah.
 * A-Bomb: Do you know which way we're supposed to go?
 * Wasp: No idea. Okay. Navigation system's on line. Course set for rendezvous point.
 * A-Bomb: Wait. What's that? Looks like smoke.
 * Wasp: Yeah.
 * Mordecai: Only... We think We know where it's coming from. Go check it out. Please.
 * Wasp: [Sighs] There's a convo of troop transports heading northwest.
 * Doc Samson: What's the worst that could happen?
 * Wasp: Well, we both wind up dead.
 * Doc Samson: Besides that.
 * Wasp: Oh, boy. Here goes nothing. Attention, transports. This is Commander Ugli Fruit.
 * Mordecai: Ugli Fruit? Seriously?
 * Wasp: Shh. [Clears Throat] There's a report of intruder activity in your sector. Reduce speed.
 * Monica Rappaccini: Acknowledged, Commander. Reduce speed.
 * Wasp: You sure?