Deadpool 2 Alternate HISHE


 * Deadpool: "Hey Storm, it's time to cash in on that favor you owe me."
 * Storm: "What're you talking about? I don't remember owing you anything."
 * Deadpool: "Of course you don't. That timeline doesn't exist anymore!"
 * Storm: raises eyebrow
 * Deadpool: "Uuuuuuhhhhh, you were really drunk. Xavier's birthday party?"
 * Storm: "...What do you need?"
 * cut to a scene where X-Force landing safely and everyone celebrating
 * Bedlam: "Glad that went off without a hitch."
 * Shatterstar: "Of course it did. It's because I'm here! Me! Shatterstar!"
 * Deadpool cocks gun
 * Deadpool: "This was a mistake. Peter, run."
 * Peter: "W-what?"
 * Deadpool: "I said run, my sugar bear! RUN!"