Taka Misbehaves at Toys "R" Us

Cast

 * Young Taka
 * Young Mufasa
 * British Teenage Boy
 * British Girl

Transcript
Mufasa: You better cut it out little bro! You're acting like a spolied bratty lion cub! Either you get this vintage 1950s era Mickey Mouse lunch box or nothing at all!

Taka: Oh I got a better idea, brother! Why don't we go to the jewelry store to get a diamond ring so that way you don't have to engage me!

Mufasa: Taka, stop it right now! Now you have everyone staring at us!

Taka: SO YOU HAVE TO ENGAGE ME! GO AHEAD MUFFY! MY PAW IS OUT! ENGAGE ME! ENGAGE ME! ENGAGE ME! ENGAGE ME! ENGAGE ME! ENGAGE ME! ENGAGE ME! JUST ENGAGE ME RIGHT HERE AT TOYS "R" US!

British Teenage Boy: I think we should get the bloody hell out of here! Should we go to another Toys "R" Us store, sis?

British Girl: Yes! Let's get out of here! Things are getting crazier in there!

Taka: OH! SO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ENGAGE ME, EH, MUFFY?! OK THEN! I'LL ENGAGE TOYS "R" US AND THE WHOLE KINGDOM! SUIT YOURSELF!!

Mufasa: (in Scary Voice) GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! TAKA! YOU JUST DESTROYED OUR ENTIRE KINGDOM!!! YOU ALSO DESTROYED THE PRIDE TOWER AND THE PRIDE LAND'S TV TOKYO BUILDING!!! LET'S GO HOME RIGHT NOW! I'M GONNA TELL OUR MOM AND DAD!

(At Pride Rock, Uru, Mufasa, Ahadi, Gowa, and Bina are very mad at Taka)

Uru: Taka! How could you destroy our own kingdom and the Pride Tower! That Pride Tower almost took 4 years to build! Now they have to rebuild it again! They will now have to rebuild the Pride Lands again too! It will take lots of work, and now we're going to have to pay 15 million Tanzanian shillings! That's it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded until the Pride Lands get rebuilt! Go to you room now you bully!

Taka: Waaaaaaaaaaaah!