The Tragedy of Yogi the Porcupine Revised

There once was a porcupine named Yogi! He lived in the woods! One night Yogi was crossing the street when he was hit by a truck! Yogi was killed! The truck's tires were punctured by Yogi's quills and exploded! The truck lost control and went off a bridge and landed on a yacht! The crew of the yacht, the truck driver, and Yogi were all killed that tragic night! What a shame! If only Yogi had waited, all those involved would still be alive today!