Ed, Edd n Eddy: Spinny Boat

Ed, Edd n Eddy: Spinny Boat is a short EEnE fanfic.

Part One: Spinny Boat
Eddy: "We're gonna be rich!"

(The Kids come)

Kevin: "What are you up to now, dorks?"

Eddy: "Well, Shovelchin! You are the first to try our new attraction, Spinny Boats!"

(Zooms out to show an enormous boat that looks like a pirate ship)

Kevin: "Whoa!"

Jonny: "It looks cool!"

Sarah: "Wowzers!"

Jimmy: "Holy mackerel, that is one big ship!"

Ed: "You think we can take that out to sea?"

Eddy: "Shut up, Ed!"

Nazz: "It looks kinda cool."

Rolf: "A boat in the cul-de-sac?"

Eddy: "You betcha, Rolfy Boy! Wanna give in some money?"

Jonny: "You betcha!"

Sarah: "Count me in!"

Jimmy: "You're on!"

Rolf: "Rolf is amused!"

Nazz: "Okay!"

Kevin: "This better not bite, dork!"

(The Kids all put their money in the jar)

Edd: "If you follow us, please to the backyard, inside the ship. Why don't we tag along?"

Ed: "Coming, Double D!"

(Eddy and Ed run inside the ship)

Eddy: "We're gonna be rich!"

(The Kids are inside the ship)

Edd: "Please, keep your hands and feet inside your ship at all times. And don't forget to put on your seatballs to be safety first!"

(The Kids all take a seat and put on their seatbelts, and so do the Eds)

Eddy: "Ready, Ed?"

Ed: (holding the remote) "Inititate countdown, Eddy! 10, 9, 8, 7, uh 4, 6, 3, 2, 5, 1?"

Eddy: (grabs the remote) "Liftoff!"

(Eddy presses the button, and the ship start to go back and forth, back and forth, back and forth)

The Kids: "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"

Jonny: "This is fun, Plank!"

Sarah: "Isn't this great, Jimmy?"

Jimmy: "I guess, Sarah! I just hope nothing bad'll happen."

Rolf: "Rolf is amused, what about you Kevin Boy?"

Kevin: "This bites, I want my money back!"

Nazz: "This is kinda awesome!"

Eddy: "Yes! We're gonna be slobbering in jawbreakers, guys!"

Ed: "I'm in my happy place, Double D!"

Edd: "I'm sure you are, Ed."

Part Two: Kankers' Approach
(The Kankers walk and notices the Spinny Boat scam)

May: "Is that a boat?"

Marie: "Of course it is, dummy! What else?"

Lee: "Wait! Do you see, what I think you see?"

(The Kankers look closely and notice the Eds)

Marie: "It's our boyfriends!"

Lee: "Time to go pay a little visit."

(The Kankers watch the ship going back and forward, and notices a remote that depends on the speed)

Lee: "Hm, a speed remote! Look, girls! Normal, speed, zoom, spin, loop and gyrolock! I say we kick it up a notch!"

(Lee puts it on gyrolock, causing the boat to spin out of control. The kids start to scream)

Eddy: "Hey, what's going on?"

Edd: "Oh, dear! Minor setback, everyone! It seems that the boat has gone out of hand! Just stay in your seatbelts and don't panic!"

(Edd notice the Kanker Sisters)

Edd: "Oh, dear! Ed, Eddy, K-K-K-Kankers!"

Ed and Eddy: "Kankers!"

(They look and notice the Kankers)

Eddy: (calmly) "On second thought(shouts) "LET'S PANIC!"

(The Eds start screaming, so those the Kids, as the Kankers watches)

May: "I like it when they squeal!"

Lee: "Who doesn't?"

(Goes back to the out-of-control boat, then the boat breaks out of the swing, and shoots into the air)

The Kankers: (amused) "Ooooh!"

(The boat shoots to air)

Everyone: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

(Everyone screams as the boat plummets)

Everyone: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

(The boat plummets to the ground, destroyed)

Part Three: Refund
(The Eds come out the boat)

Eddy: (dizzy) "Hey, if you find some teeth laying around, they're mine."

TBA