Cujo Goes to Court

He's Guilty I say guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty The sentence is death Will be sent in the erasers chair by tomorrow night 3:00 p.m. God have mercy on his soul (Suspense Theme playing) (His show is not just shit it's A rip off of Skunk Fu!)

Judge:We'll all I have to say that cujo is...GUILTY!!!!! I here sentence that cujo will have 4 years of community service and him to have 3 times the homework! Case Dismissed (Hammer hits wood)

I would see the trial like this.

All rise to the honorable Judge A-man

A-man: Will the defendant please rise!

C: If the judge backs up a bit. *He says this with a smug look*

A-man: YOU CUJO!!! Are judged for the crimes of ripping of Skunk's Episodes! How do you plead?

C: not guilty brace face!

A-man: Not guilty? *laughs* I'll be the judge of that. *Face of darkness* You have pissed off many TV & Movie fans!

C: A loser like you? Get real!

A-man: Very well......GUILTY!!!!!! I here by sentence you to have your teeth and eyes painfully removed! Your arms and legs ripped by cars and death! BY THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!!!!!! It would go like that and the horror movie would have ended with a frame of his grave.

Police officer: Okay, times up. Now, get out.