Jonathan's Pimping Adventures

An Movie

Cast Of Characters

Jonathan Washington-Pimp And Current Outfielder For The Texas Rangers Who Immediately Quit Baseball After The Game

Amy Rose-Amy Acts As Prostitute #1

Cream The Rabbit-Cream Acts As Prostitute #2

Rouge The Bat-Rouge Acts As Prostitute #3

Blaze The Cat-Blaze Acts As Prostitute#4

Mina Mongoose-Mina Acts As Prostitute#5

Scene 1: The Big Game

 * In The Dugout*

Jonathan: Well It's That Time Again To Play Against The A's For The Division Title


 * Hours Later*

Amy Rose: Oh It's Our Pimp And Why Is He Wearing An Rangers Uniform?

Cream The Rabbit: That Was The Team That Chose Him


 * After The Game*

Jonathan: Crap We Lost I Don't Think Playing Baseball Is A Good Idea

Amy Rose: I Can Give You Massages And Do Your Clothes For 30 Bucks

Jonathan: Deal!!!

Cream The Rabbit: And I'll Clean Your Room For A Set Price

Jonathan: 50 Dollars?

Cream The Rabbit: That Works

Jonathan: I Need More Prostitutes

Rouge The Bat: Hi There Big Boy I Think I'd Make An Good Prostitute

Blaze The Cat: Me Too

Mina Mongoose: Me Three

Jonathan: Wow Sure I Just Hope Police Don't Catch Me Doing This

Blaze The Cat: Nah Impossible Besides There Is No Police Around Here

Jonathan: Oh I See

Scene 2: Living The Lifestyle
Jonathan: Ahh It's Nice Having Girls Do My Work


 * Amy Lays Next To Jonathan In His Bed*

Amy Rose: I Did Your Clothes Now I Want To Hug You

Jonathan: Teeheehee Go Ahead

Amy Rose: *Hugs Jonathan*

Cream The Rabbit: It's Finished


 * Police Sirens Are Heard*

Jonathan: Uh Oh I'm Gonna Go To Jail

Amy Rose: No I Won't Let Them Take You Away To Jail We Must Find Another Medium Besides Being Prostitutes

Jonathan: You Guys Can Be My Protectors

Amy Rose: That Works What About Your Personal Bodyguards

Jonathan: Good Idea

Amy Rose: Okay Now That's Settled Quick Down Here *Pulls Off The Lid That Leads Into Underground* Jump In Here

Jonathan: Good Idea *Jumps Down*

Blaze The Cat: I'm Way Ahead Of You Jonathan *Jumps Down*

Cream The Rabbit: Me Too *Jumps Down*

Rouge The Bat: I'm Going In *Jumps Down*

Amy Rose: *Jumps Down And Closes The Lid*


 * The Police Enter The House They See No Signs Of Jonathan And Leave*