The Ruined Party at the Krusty Krab

A young fish gave a sigh of relief and started heading to the Krusty Krab. There were crowds of sea creatures trying to get inside for the show Mr. Krabs was holding, inside they were all sitting at tables and on the stage, Perch Perkins was starting the show. “Presenting, the owner of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs!” Mr. Krabs came out from behind the curtain and said, “ Ahoy, remember to buy lotsa krabby patties ar ar ar ar ar.”

When Mr. Krabs was done, Perch Perkans continued. “Presenting the cashier and music composer of the Krusty Krab. Squidward Johansson Tentacles.”

Squidward came out from behind the curtain and made a pose expecting an applause, but the audience was silent. Squidward got angry and walked off stage with Mr. Krabs.

“Mr. Squidward, this is the greatest money making scheme ever.” Mr. Krabs said.

Squidward replied, “Yes, and the debut of my career.”

“And I’m especially looking forward to a certain rectangular employee.” Mr. Krabs whispered.

“Yes, we all know he’s the world’s greatest fry cook and singer.” Then Squidward mumbled to himself, “If only he would show up for rehearsals once in a while.” Squidward went back on stage. “And now, Pearl.”

The curtains pulled back and a whale wearing a cheerleader outfit stood there and did a cheer.

Pearl: Gimme a S-P-O! Gimme a N-G-E! B-O-B! What does that spell?

The curtains lifted revealing an empty grill, except someone was supposed to be behind it. Pearl gasped, Squidward gasped, and Mr. Krabs got angry and yelled, “SpongeBob!”