If Elisa Martinez Does Not Take Brett Marie Aspel To Her Prom, Killer Moth Will Destroy Redondo Beach

Plot
Stanley Pines and Dipper engage in a dare contest, which does not end well.

Characters

 * Grunkle Stanley Pines
 * Dipper Pines
 * Sherriff Blubs
 * Deputy Durland
 * Wendy Corduroy
 * Manly Dan Corduroy
 * Soldier Kid
 * Mabel Pines
 * Soos Ramirez

Story
It is a slow day at the Mystery Shack, Grunkle Stan and Dipper Pines engage in a dare contest. It was all fun and games until the big dare.

Grunkle Stan dared Dipper Pines to skate to Greasy Tails (a local fast food joint) and back to the shack, fully naked. Dipper refused at first, but after Stanley threatened to call Dipper a chicken if he didn't, Dipper took the dare. It was going well, until Deputy Durland and Sherriff Blubs stopped Dipper and crashed him into the grass. The police handcuffed a fully nude Dipper to the pole, while they ate lunch.

Dipper did not want to be left alone out there. After a few hours, everyone looked at a Dipper. Stan and company come over. Dipper was excited to see him again. When Stan was concerned on what happened, Dipper has to tell him the truth that Dipper was dared into public nudity. The police, Soos, and Mabel explained that if this was all true, then he owes Dipper an apology. Stan refuses to take responsibility for his actions and call Dipper a wild kid. Soos and Mabel do not agree.

The police say that Dipper will go to court, believing Stan's sob story. The gang go out to lunch, but Dipper asks if they brought him his clothes. Mabel and Soos never forget about their friend Dipper, having everything he needs: his shirt, pants, shoes, etc.

Trivia

 * This is a parody of the infamous nude scene from "The Simpsons Movie".
 * The title of the story is a reference to the classic "Teen Titans" series episode "Date With Destiny". Steve Aspel's threat to take his anger out on Redondo Beach makes him the second city staff member to go against Redondo Beach. The first was Officer Lori Shimkus, former School Resource Officer, when she sued the City of Redondo Beach in August 2016 ("Lori Shimkus vs. City of Redondo Beach").