Down the Rabbit Hole (Wendy version)

Cast

Kathryn Beaumont as Wendy

Jodi Benson as Odette

Nathan Lane as Timon

Phil Snyder as Jiminy Cricket

Richard Libertini as Dijon

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants and Rabbit

Bill Faggerbakke as Patrick Star

John Goodman as Baloo

Jim Cummings as Pooh, Ray, and Tigger

Corey Burton as Timothy Mouse

Jennifer Lewis as Mama Odie

Rob Paulsen as Honest John

Charles Nelson Reilly as Gideon

Mae Whitman as Tinker Bell

Tony Anselmo as Donald Duck

Michael Leon Wooley as Louis

Travis Oates as Piglet

Susan Blakeslee as Queen Grimhilde

and

Jeffrey Silvers as Jim Crow

As the credits roll, a chorus sings.

Chorus: Wendy in Wonderland

How do you get to Wonderland?

Over the hills or underland

Or just behind a tree?

When clouds go rolling by

They roll away and leave the sky

Where is the land beyond the eye

That people cannot see?

Where can it be?

Where do stars go?

Where is the crescent moon?

They must be somewhere in the golden afternoon

Wendy in Wonderland

Where is the path to Wonderland?

Over the hill or here or there

I wonder where

One sunny day in England, there was a lot of activities in the park. Toons were either playing games or fishing in the pond. Sitting in the tree was a woman with blonde hair and blue eyes, wearing a white dress with blue green puffy sleeves and teal linings on her dress. Her name was Odette, and she was currently reading a history book.

"...leaders, and head been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Kuzco and Pacha, the earls of Toonia and Toonance declared for him, and even Squiddly Diddly-" Odette was cut off when a slipper waved at her face. "Wendy!"

Sitting on a branch was a 12 year old girl with auburn hair and aqua eyes, wearing a blue nightgown and black slippers. She also wears a blue hair tie holding her hair. Her name was Wendy Moira Angela Darling, or Wendy for short. Right now, she was making a daisy chain rather than listening to Odette. Accompanying her on a branch was a white kitten, wearing a pink bow around her neck. She also wears a little pink bow tied to her head. Her name was Marie.

"I'm listening," Wendy told Odette in a bored voice.

As Wendy continued making her daisy chains, Odette continues reading. "And even Squiddly Diddly, the archbishop of Toonterbury, agreed to meet Papa Smurf and offered him the crown." Meanwhile, Wendy placed her completed daisy chain on Marie's head, who shook it off onto Odette's head. Wendy giggled, but Odette shouted, "Wendy! Will you please pay attention to your history lesson?"

"I'm sorry, Odette." Wendy apologized. "But how can I possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it?"

"My dear child, there are lot of great books in this world without pictures," Odette responded.

Wendy rolled her eyes. "In this world, perhaps. But in my world, books would be nothing but pictures."

"Your world?" Odette asked with a laugh. "What nonsense."

Then an idea sprung in Wendy's head. She picked up Marie and set on her alp. "That's it, Marie! If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense." Marie nodded in agreement. "Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't," Wendy continued. This perplexed Marie, who shook her head in confusion. "And in the opposite way, what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it would be, it would. You see?" asked Wendy and Marie nodded and meowed. Wendy jumped down to the ground and Odette was too busy reading to notice. "In my world." Wendy said, "You wouldn't say meow. You'd say, 'Yes, Miss Wendy.'" Marie meowed. "Oh, but you would." Wendy said as she picked up her cat. She started to walk away. "You'd be just like people, Marie, and all the other animals too." She put Marie down in a flower bed, as Wendy said, "Why, in my world..."

Wendy: Cats and rabbits

Would reside in fancy little houses

And be dressed in hats and shoes and trousers.

(Wendy drops a flower on Marie and he bats it away. Wendy lies down in the daisy field.)

In a world of my own

All the flowers

Would have very extra special powers

They would sit and talk to me for hours

When I'm lonely in a world of my own

(A bluebird lands in a tree and begins to chirp.)

There'd be new birds

Lots of nice and friendly howdy-do birds

(The bird goes to a small pond and splashes around in it.)

Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds

(The bird flew back to the branch and dried itself off.)

Within that world of my own

I could listen to a babbling brook

And hear a song that I could understand

(Wendy and Marie lie down on the riverbank,)

I keep wishing it could be that wat

Because my world would be a wonderland

As the song ended, Wendy closed her eyes and touched a river and her reflection rippled. Suddenly, a new reflection formed farther down the river. Marie's jaws dropped and she did take a double take. The reflection was a meerkat with beige fur, a peach underbelly and palms, brown fingers, brown ears, wide, bulging eyes, and red hair. He also had a wide smile on his face. His name was Timon. He had his eyes closed as he walked and whistled a tune.

Marie started to tug on Wendy as she meowed loudly, trying to get the girl's attention.

"Oh, Marie," Wendy said. "It's just a meerkat with red hair..." Her eyes snapped open and she too did a double take with a surprised look on her face. Timon pulled out a pocket watch from his pocket, as Wendy added in surprise, "And a watch!"

Timon looked at the watch and a look of shock appeared on his face.

"Oh, geez!" Timon exclaimed. He began to run away, as he yelled, "I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!"

"Now this is curious," Wendy said. "What can a meerkat possibly be late for?" She got up and started to follow the meerkat and Marie followed her owner, as Wendy yelled, "Please, sir!"

Timon: I'm late, I'm late

For a very important date

No time to say hello, good-bye!

I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

As he disappeared over the hill, Wendy stopped and said to her cat, "It must be awfully important, like a party or something!" Then she yelled, as she and Marie chased after him, "Mister Meerkat! Wait!"

Timon: No, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'm overdue!

I'm really in a stew!

Timon reached a hole in the side of a hill and turned.

No time to say good-bye, hello!

I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

He jumped into the hole and disappeared again. Wendy and Marie ran to the rabbit hole and Wendy got down on her knees.

"My, what a peculiar place to have a party," she said and Marie meowed in agreement. Wendy started to crawl into the hole and was surprised to be at the front of a long tunnel. "You know, Marie, we really shouldn't...uh...uh...be doing this..." Wendy said as she squeezed into the tunnel. "After all, we haven't been invited!" She did fit, but she was a tad too big, as she crawled down the tunnel and added, "And curiosity often leads to TROUBLLLLLLEEEE!" The reason why she had suddenly screamed because she had fallen. The tunnel had lead to another large hole. Marie was lucky enough not to fall also, as she watched Wendy fell down, rapidly. "Good-bye, Marie!" Wendy shouted, as she fell into the darkness and the girl and cat waved to each other. "GOOD-BYYYYEEE!"