Iceberg right ahead

Lookout Frederick Fleet: [spots an iceberg ahead of the ship and calls into the wheelhouse] Pick up you bastards! 6th Officer Moody: [comes into the wheelhouse with a cup of tea in hand and answers the phone] Lookout Frederick Fleet: Is there anyone there? 6th Officer Moody: Yes, what do you see? Lookout Frederick Fleet: Iceberg, right ahead! 6th Officer Moody: Thank you. [hangs up phone] 6th Officer Moody: [rushes out to the deck to notify 1st Officer William Murdoch] Iceberg right ahead! 6th Officer Moody, 1st Officer William Murdoch: Hard a'starboard!