Chuck's Death

Chuck was very upset because he wasn’t going to New York. Chuck’s mother told him that it was because his aunt had breast cancer. Chuck got very angry and started thinking about Linda McCartney. Chuck’s mother told Chuck that Linda McCartney waited too long for her breast cancer to be treated and, as a result, she died. Chuck started screaming and banging his chest like King Kong. Chuck’s father took Chuck to Ancora. Chuck was put in a strait jacket and put in a rubber room. Chuck acted up in Ancora and they lobotomized him. Each time Chuck tried to think of Linda McCartney, he would have an electric shock and experience pain. Chuck decided to commit suicide. So he committed suicide by hanging himself in his cell. Chuck was dead! Chuck’s soul went down to Hades, where Lucifer was waiting for him. Chuck was given a shovel and he shoveled coal with Chuckles the clown, Adolf HItler, Benito Mussolini, Emperor Hirohito, Joseph Stalin, Idi Amin, Gaddafi, Genghis Khan, Saddam Hussein, and Osama bin Laden.