Down the Rabbit Hole (Viper version)

Brermeerkat presents

Viper in Wonderland

Starring

Lucy Liu as Viper

Celine Dion as the singing voice of Viper

Angelina Jolie as Tigress

Trenton Rogers as Berlioz

Phil Snyder as Jiminy Cricket

Maurice LaMarche as Pepe Le Pew

Ernie Sabella as Pumbaa

Rob Paulsen as Yakko Warner and Honest John

Jess Harnell as Wakko Warner

John Goodman as Sulley

Billy Crystal as Mike

Nicole Oliver as Princess Celestia

Richard Libertini as Dijon the Thief

Dave Foley as Flik

Tara Strong as Penelope Pussycat

Jim Cummings as Tigger

James Woods as Warren T. Rat

Will Ryan as Digit

Jeannie Elias as Jerry

Jeff Bergman as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and Foghorn Leghorn

Billie Whitelaw as Messina

and

Nathan Lane as Timon

Chorus: Viper in Wonderland

Male Chorus: How do you get to Wonderland?

Chorus: Over the hills or underland Or just behind a tree? When clouds go rolling by

Male Chorus: They roll away and leave the sky

Chorus: Where is the land beyond the eye The people cannot see? Where can it be?

Male Chorus: Where do stars go? Where is the crescent moon?

Female Chorus: They must be somewhere in the sunny afternoon

Chorus: Viper in Wonderland

Female Chorus: Where is the path to Wonderland?

Chorus: Over the hill or here or there I wonder where

One sunny day in England, there were a lot of activities in the park. Toons were either playing games or fishing in the pond. Sitting under a tree was a female tiger with orange fur, amber eyes, black stripes on her tail and body, white markings around her eyes and at her muzzle, palms, soles, toes, and tail, a black nose, whiskers, and black claws, wearing a traditional red Chinese vest with golden vine patterns and black trim, held together with small metal fasteners and a waist wrap. She also wears black silk pants and black sandals with soles designed to resemble paw pads. Her name was Tigress, and she was currently reading a history book.

"...leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Julien and Maurice, the earls of Toonia and Toonance declared for him, and even Pabbie-" Tigress was cut off when a tail waved at her face. "Viper!"

Sitting on a branch was a female snake with green scales and azure eyes, wearing two white lotus flowers on her head. Her name was Viper, Tigress' best friend. Right now, she was making a daisy chain rather than listening to Tigress. Accompanying her on a branch was a black kitten, wearing a red ribbon around his neck. His name was Berlioz.

"I'm listening," Viper told Tigress in a bored voice.

As Viper continued making her daisy chain, Tigress continues reading. "And even Pabbie, the archbishop of Toonterbury, agreed to meet with Moses and offered him the crown." Meanwhile, Viper placed her completed daisy chain on Berlioz's head, who shook it off onto Tigress' head. Viper giggled, but Tigress shouted, "Viper! Will you please pay attention to your history lesson?"

"I'm sorry, Tigress." Viper apologized. "But how can I possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it?"

"My dear child, there are a lot of great books in this world without pictures," Tigress responded.

Viper rolled her eyes. "In this world, perhaps. But in my world, the books would be nothing but pictures."

"Your world?" Tigress asked with a laugh. "What nonsense."

Then an idea sprung in Viper's head. She picked up Berlioz and set him on her lap. "That's it, Berlioz! If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense." Berlioz nodded in agreement. "Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't," Viper continued. This perplexed Berlioz, who shook his head in confusion. "And in the opposite way, what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it would be, it would. You see?" asked Viper and Berlioz nodded and meowed. Viper jumped down to the ground, and Tigress was too busy reading to notice. "In my world," Viper said, "You wouldn't say meow. You'd say, 'Yes, Miss Viper.'" Berlioz meowed. "Oh, but you would." Viper said as she picked up her cat. She started to slither away. "You'd be just like people, Berlioz, and all the other animals too." She put Berlioz down in a flower bed, as Viper said, "Why, in my world..."

Viper: Cats and rabbits Would reside in fancy little houses And be dressed in hats and shoes and trousers.

Viper drops a flower on Berlioz and he bats it away. Viper lies down in the daisy field.

Viper: In a world of my own All the flowers Would have very extra special powers They would sit and talk to me for hours When I'm lonely in a world of my own

A bluebird lands in a tree and begins to chirp.

Viper: There'd be new birds Lots of nice and friendly howdy-do birds

The bird goes to a small pond and splashes around in it.

Viper: Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds

The bird flew back to the branch and dried itself off.

Viper: Within that world of my own I could listen to a babbling brook And hear a song that I could understand

Viper and Berlioz lie down on the riverbank.

Viper: I keep wishing it could be that way Because my world would be a wonderland

As the song ended, Viper closed her eyes and touched a river and her reflection rippled. Suddenly, a new reflection formed farther down the river. Berlioz's jaws dropped and he did take a double take. The reflection was a green cricket with antennae, wearing a blue top hat with a yellow band around it. He also wears an orange shirt, yellow tie, tan pants, white gloves, and a black trenchcoat. He also carried an umbrella. His name was Jiminy Cricket. He had his eyes closed as he walked and whistled a tune.

Berlioz started to tug on Viper as he meowed loudly, trying to get the snake's attention.

"Oh, Berlioz," Viper said. "It's just a cricket with a trenchcoat..." Her eyes snapped open and she too did a double take with a surprised look on her face. Jiminy pulled out a pocket watch from his pocket, as Viper added in surprise, "And a watch!"

Donald looked at the watch and a look of shock appeared on his face.

"Oh my goodness gracious!" Jiminy exclaimed. He began to run away, as he yelled, "I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!"

"Now this is curious," Viper said. "What could a cricket possibly be late for?" She got up and started to follow the duck and Berlioz followed his owner, as Viper yelled, "Please, sir!"

Jiminy: I'm late, I'm late For a very important date No time to say hello, good-bye! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

As he disappeared over a hill, Viper stopped and said to her cat, "It must be awfully important, like a party or something!" Then she yelled, as she and Berlioz chased after him, "Mister Cricket! Wait!"

Jiminy: No, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm overdue! I'm really in a stew!

Jiminy reached a hole in the side of a hill and turned.

Jiminy: No time to say good-bye, hello! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

He jumped into the hole and disappeared again. Viper and Berlioz ran to the rabbit hole and Viper got down on her stomach.

"My, what a peculiar place to have a party," she said and Berlioz meowed in agreement. Viper started to crawl into the hole and was surprised to be at the front of a long tunnel. "You know, Berlioz, we really shouldn't...uh...uh...be doing this..." Viper said as she squeezed into the tunnel. "After all, we haven't been invited!" She did fit, but she was a tad too big, as she crawled down the tunnel and added, "And curiosity often leads to TROUBLLLLLLEEEE!" The reason why she had suddenly screamed because she had fallen. The tunnel had led to another large hole. Berlioz was lucky enough not to fall also, as he watched Viper fell down, rapidly. "Good-bye, Berlioz!" Viper shouted, as she fell into the darkness and the snake and cat waved to each other. "GOOD-BYYYYEEE!"