JEDI POODOO! (Star Wars)

Count Dooku: Oh great Jabba the Hutt, I have news of your son! I have discovered that it is the Jedi who have kidnapped him! Jabba the Hutt: DOOKU WANA JEEMEESHKA! TC-70: How have you come by this information? Count Dooku: I have my ways! More importantly, mighty Jabba, I bring a warning! The Jedi are planning to destroy you! Jabba the Hutt: UHH! WOONKA MEE CHEESKOH! TC-70: The most wise Jabba demands proof! Count Dooku: And he shall have it!

Ahsoka Tano: Will you just let me do it? Anakin Skywalker: I hate Hutts! (Jabba grunting) (Rotta screaming and crying) Count Dooku: As you can see, it is the Jedi who have your son and are plotting against you! Jabba the Hutt: JEDI POODOO! Count Dooku: My droid army has already initiated a rescue! Rest assured, mighty Jabba, your son will be saved! Jabba the Hutt: HMMM! ENIKI BARGON DOOKU, CHEECOPA WUNGEE NAGA? TC-70: Mighty Jabba wishes to know what you ask in return! Count Dooku: Perhaps you would consider joining our struggle against the Republic!