Mannings Chest Hair

The Legend of Manning and the Chest Hair (What we do in 2 unit maths):

Manning’s chest hair is no ordinary chest hair but a divine gift from the heavens. One day God was having a shave but the chest hair fell from the heavens landing in Earth. Many tried to harness it’s amazing power but the chest hair would obliterate all that touched it. However one day a young lad named Manning found it, a bein g powerful enough to become the host of the chest hair and harness its powers. It cannot be cut. It cannot be pulled apart. Only Manning can somewhat control the chest hair. Many search for the power of the chest hair attempting to steal it from Manning but every time the chest hair absorbs those that try gaining even greater strength. However, Manning is only the physical host to a powerful but not physical soul. One day when it absorbs enough power, it will be able to exit the host and be reborn in its physical form and destroy the universe. There is no hop eto stop it. Theories such as procreating the chest hair with human chest hair to make a new all powerful chest hair are out there but it cannot match the strength of the true chest hair. The only hope lies in that God will one day shave his pubes and someone powerful enough will act as its host and engage in a battle of the hairs to the death. Pubes verses chest hair to determine the fate of humanity.