Play it again, Mary (version 1)

Lilo Pelekai pleaded with her adoptive father, Mario, to buy her a clarinet. The clarinet cost $245.00. She promised she would practice, but she got bored pretty fast. Lilo wanted to quit the clarinet. Her father said "Nope! You have a recital in two weeks. You need to practice, practice, practice!" So he hired a private tutor to work with her. All the Huxtable family went to the recital to hear Lilo play. When Lilo started playing, Mario Jr. said "Can I leave now?" Lilo was very stinky at playing the clarinet and she gave her father, Mario, a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad case of the poo-poos!