Robyn Starling's music recital (version 1)

Robyn Starling pleaded with her parents, Prince Adam and Mulan, to buy her a guitar. Adam and Mulan gave in and they bought her a guitar. The guitar cost a lot of money. Robyn promised that she would pracitce, but she got bored pretty fast. Robyn wanted to quit the guitar, but Adam said "Nope! You have a recital in two weeks. You need to practice, practice, practice." So Adam hired a private tutor to work with Robyn. Adam, Mulan, and Robyn's friends went to the recital to hear Robyn play. Robyn played her guitar, but she was stinky. Robyn Starling gave her father, Prince Adam, a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad case of the poo-poos.