The miracle putin

PLOT TWIST: THE RETURN OF THE KELLERS

James: Would someone mind telling me what’s going on?

l33t k3t3: Error Code: 503, Security Hash: 1337

James: Uhh….

Kate: Activating Putin-Bomb in 10-9-8-

Keller: Get back get back!

Kate: 5-4-3-2-1-0

James: Quick, reload the last checkpoint.

Keller: Okay.

(Keller press Escape on his keyboard and presses “Restart from Last Checkpoint”)

James: What! There was no checkpoint when we reached America? We have to start all the way

back in Germany now.

Keller: I call hacks, Gabe Newell must be trolling us.

James: Yeah, lets call this to Valve Support.

(James calls customer support)

Ring ring ring ring ring banana phone

James: Uhh, excuse me Valve, your new Miracle Worker.exe game sucks. Try doing it on the

source engine next time.

Valve Customer Support: Okay, we’ll make the book open source

James: Wait what..

(Doctor Who theme plays)

James: Was this all… a play?

Keller: I guess it was! This play sucks, lets do the Sound of Music instead

Kate: Okay!

All 3 of them: Do a deer, a female deer, Ray, a drop of golden sun!

Keller: SURPRISE UKRAINIANS. I’M ACTUALLY VLADIMIR PUTIN. ALL MEN WILL DIE

NOW

(Keller summons his army of robot-Russian soldiers)

Soldiers: valar morghulis! valar morghulis! valar morghulis!

(Scene switches to a google document)

Ethan: This plot sucks guys, we need to change it.

Darwin: Fine, okay.

(Scene switches back to the play)

Keller: Tip toe! By the window! By the window, that is where I’LLLL be just tiptoe. THrough the

window, with meeeEEEEEE!