Equestria Girls Alternate HISHE

[Film] (Before the actual video) Twilight Sparkle - Hey, thanks for helping me out over there.

Flash Sentry - You're welcome. And would you like to go out with me to the dance?

Twilight Sparkle - Wait, what? Seriously, we just met and you're already asking me out? I don't even know you.

Flash Sentry - C'mon! I just helped you out!

Twilight Sparkle - Look, just because you helped me, doesn't mean I'm going out with you. To me, it's weird. But, still, thanks. *Walks away*

Flash Sentry - Just one dance! Don't walk away!

How Equestria Girls Should Have Ended

Sunset Shimmer - *Blow up the school* What do think you could do to stop me? I have magic and you have nothing!

Rainbow Dash - Just wait for it...

Sunset Shimmer - Wait for what?


 * Police officers arrived*

Sunset Shimmer - Oh...

Chief - Ready, men?! FIRE!!

[Super Cafe]

Superman & Batman - What!?

Superman - They shot her!? A 17-year-old girl?! Even though she's a pony?!

Twilight Sparkle - Ye...yeah... But they have to do it, I mean she was going to kill me.

Superman - Hmm, I guess that's a good reason. What can you do when you're a powerless teenager against a psychopathic demon unicorn.

Batman - There's two things that bugs me...

Twilight Sparkle - Really? What is it?

Batman - First, how the Element of Magic, that was part of the Elements of HARMONY, could turn her into a demon. I don't get it.

Twilight Sparkle - Same here. I don't get it either.

Batman - Second, why didn't you tell the Principal that the crown is yours? I mean, all you have to do is say it's yours and it's a headwear, I don't get. You don't have to say all it's power. Just say it's yours and whamo! You're home free. There's no reason for you to enter this contest of whatever. It could save you the trouble...

Twilight Sparkle - Oh... But, I did save my other world's friends' friendship.

Superman - You do realize, you have your old friends, right? And that the other Twilight Sparkle could come, right?

Twilight Sparkle - I wasted my whole time in that world... *Facehoof'd*

Superman - Cheer up, it could've been worst, you might end up with that nobody, or nopony in your case, you've just met.

Twilight Sparkle - Ooh hoo! Thousands of My Little Pony fans would be even more angry than they are now!

Batman - If there was pony version of me, I know you'll hang out with him.

Superman - Here it comes... *Facepalm'd*

Batman - BECAUSE HE'S BATPONY!

Superman - And there it is... Alright, let me see if I understand this correctly; You guys saw your rainbow-haired friend get hit by the... what was the name of the-

Spike: The Hairspray Ray of Doom.

Superman: Right, that thing. You saw her get hit by it, she freezes up and falls to the ground unable to move. Am I right?

Twilight: That is correct.

Mr. Incredible: It's not a good feeling!
 * From across the room*

Applejack: Who's that guy?

Batman: Mr. Incredible. He's a cool guy. But he doesn't have a utility belt; like me. Because I'm Batman.

Superman: Getting back on subject... You girls saw that your friend was locked up. So instead of attacking that Mane-Iac lady from different angles or from long distance... What in the world made you think that bum rushing her head on, knowing full well that she had that Ray pointing at you, was a good idea?

Batman: Yeah seriously. What the heck?

Rarity: Now that you mention it, that's actually a very good question.
 * Awkward silence*

Pinkie Pie: Because that would ruin the story and the moral of the episode for both Spi- I mean Humdrum and the audience! Duh. *Points toward audience*

Superman: ...Uh, who is she looking at?

Rainbow Dash: No idea.