The Meg Alternate HISHE


 * Brody: Ah! Stop eating our boat Jaws!
 * Jaws: Grrr, I’m gonna eat your boat! Then I’m gonna eat you guys!
 * Meg: Rar!
 * Quint: Oh my God! What’s that?
 * Brody: It’s bigger Jaws!
 * Jaws: Oh my God! Now we have a common enemy, we have to work together.
 * Superman: how can that tiny can work on a 100 ft shark?
 * Batman:BECAUSE IM BATMA... wait does that still work?
 * (Shark repellent) "Whaaaaa??" "BECAUSE I'M......." :)-
 * "Oh no, a giant prehistoric shark is attacking humanity!"
 * "Is it big enough that a nuke can't kill it?"
 * "No."
 * "So the problem is what exactly?"
 * Quint: (injects fish with poison) HERE FISHY FISHY FISHY!
 * (shark eats poisoned fish and dies)

Meg: rawwr... I'm gonna eat your boat, then I'm gonna eat you.

"bigger meg jumps out of water"

Meg: oh my God. It's bigger meg! Now we have a common enemy. We totally have to work together.

Shaggy: (afraid) Like, how did you make me use 100% of my power man?

Batman: *sips coffee BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!