The City Bus Ride/Squeezed in the Middle

A blob of white creme was on a city bus with a lot of passengers, including a teenage boy with a baseball cap, a mother, and her baby son. A black middle-aged bus driver was driving the bus. The bus driver stopped and picked up 2 cookies. The cookies headed toward the creme. Cookie 1 said "Excuse me!" and Cookie 2 said "Pardon me, buddy!" and they squashed the creme into a CremeWich! The creme and the cookies started to sing the "Squeezed in the Middle" jingle. The bus driver and the others joined in. The baby boy wrested free of his mother's hold and took a bite out of the cookie. Cookie 1 said "Hey! He bit me!"