Team Fortress 2: The fanfiction?

This, of course, is based on the Valve game Team Fortress 2.

Scout flung out of his bed like a floppy torpedo horse.

This woke Heavy, who fell down the third floor stairs and stomped into his room.

He opened the door and shouted:

"You are baby! Go back to bed, or I'll destroy it!"

"You'll never hit it, you'll never hit my tiny bed!" taunted Scout.

2 hours later...

Scout was tired from running away from a BLU Scout who was wasted on BONK.

To bee continyood