Captain Cat R. Waul and his Henchmen

Neverland is a small island and one the sea was a lonely pirate ship and we hear singing going on there.

We zoom in on the ship and see Cat R. Waul's henchmen set up a flag of the Jolly Roger on the mast.

Cat R. Waul's Henchmen: Oh a feline's life is a wonderful life A-rovin' over the sea Give me a career as a domestic cat It's the life of a feline for me Oh, the life of a pirate for me

Some cats are playing with darts on a picture of a crude drawing of Cat R. Waul on a door.

Cat R. Waul's Henchmen: Oh, a feline's life ''Is a wonderful life they never bury your bones for when it's all over a jolly sea rover drops in on his friend Davey Jones

Suddenly a door opened and an alien named Invader Zim came out.

Oh, my good friend Davey Jones

"Good morning, ship mates" Zim said only to get caught by Bowser.

"And what's good about it, Zim?" asked Bowser.

"Here we are collecting barnacles on this miserable island!" Gantu said.

"While his nibs plays ring-around-the rosy with Goku" The Huntsmaster said sticking his gun at Zim.

"Look out there. Might go off" Zim panicked but got his neck in a rope knot by Rakoue.

"We ought to be tending to the business of looting ships." Rakoue said.

"Why, I've almost forgotten how to slit a throat." Eggman said using his sword and got Zim free.

"Better drop it" Cortex said as they all threw daggers at the stairs as Zim tried to avoid them."

"And tell the captain we want to put to sea, Zim" Gantu said.

All the pirates laughed as Zim stuck out his tongue and walked away. A droid wearing a red trench coat was looking at a map. He is General Grevious. He had one of his robotic arms cut off by Goku and now has a silver hook and now he want revenge.

"Blast that Goku!" Grevious snarled. "If I could only find his hideout, I'd trap him in his lair. But where is it?" He starts to look at the map "Mermaid lagoon? No, we searched that. We've combed Cannibal Cove. But here!" He stuck his silver hook at the far north west on the map but then groaned "No, no, no, no. That's Video Game territ… But wait…" he took a good closer at the map "Those gamers know this island better than I do me own ship. Ah, I wonder…"

At that moment, Zim walked in "Good morning, captain."

"I'VE GOT IT!" Grevious cheered as he grabbed Zim with his hook pulled him closer "Princess Peach, Zim!"

"P-P-Princess Peach, captain?" Zim asked very afraid.

"Chief Cloud Strife's daughter!" Grevious "she'll know where that Saiyan is hiding."

"B-B- But-But will she talk Captain?" asked Zim as Grevious let go.

"Oh, a little persuasion might be in order.. Now let me see. Boiling in oil? Uh, keelhauling? Marooning?" Grevious said as he thought as another pirate named Meowth was singing horribly with his accordion.

Oh, a pirate?s life Is a wonderful life You?ll find adventure and sport But live every minute For all that is in it The life of a pirate is short Oh, the life?

Having enough of his singing, Grevious got out a blaster and aimed it. As Zim got the shaving pack ready, the shot was heard and Zim heard a accordion fall and splashed in the water. He took a look only to get splashed in the face. Grevious put away his blaster.

"Now let me see, where am I?" asked Grevious.

"Oh dear, dear, dear General Grevious. Shooting a man in the middle of his cadenza? It ain't good form, you know" Zim said.

"Good form, Zim?" asked Grevious in a smooth voice first, and then yell angrily as he pushed the table aside and approached Zim and waving his hook. "BLAST GOOD FORM! DID GOKU SHOW GOOD FORM WHEN HE DID THIS TO ME?!"

"Why captain, cutting your hand off was only a Saiyanish prank you might say" Zim said as he removed Grevious' cape.

"Aye, but throwing it to that crocodile! That cursed beast liked the taste of me so well he's followed me ever since licking his chops for the rest of me" Grevious said loudly at first and then said in a low voice as he sat down in the chair which Zim brought.

"And he's had you by now, Captain, if he hadn't swallowed that alarm clock. But now when he's about, he warns you, as you might say with his tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock" Zim said.

Speaking off tick-tock, there was a sound of tick-tocking heard. Zim and Grevious heard it. Grevious' face was in fear (you can tell by his eyes). There below his ship was a green crocodile. When he saw Grevious, he licked his mouth, hungry for a cyborg. Grevious screamed.

"ZIM!" He screamed as he leapt into Zim's arms "Oh, save me, Zim! Please don't let him get me, Zim! Please! Don't let him get me, Zim! Zim!"

He hid behind a chair while Zim went to the crocodile "Here now, shame on ya, upsetting the poor captain. There'll be no handouts today. Shoo now, shoo. Go on, go on. Off with ya, I say. Go away. Go away, out of here!" And as he said that, the crocodile went away.

Grevious appeared from behind the sheet of the chair. "I-I-Is he gone, Zim?" he said in a scared voice.

"Aye, Captain. All clear. Nothing to worry about" Zim said as he tried to relax his shaking captain.

"Oh, Zim, Zim. I can't stand it any longer. I tell you I can't" Grevious said as Zim sat him down on the chair.

"Now, now, now, Captain, just relax. What you need is a shave, a nice soothing shave. There now" Zim said as he put a towel around Grevious' head. The captain sighed. A seagull saw the towel and sat on it and fell asleep as Zim sang.

Is a wonderful life a-sailing over the seas give me a career as a buc…

Zim didn't see that he was putting shaving cream on the seagull's bottom. "Captain, you know, I can't help noticing you just aunt been your usual jolly self of late." He picked up a razor and wiped it on a towel "Give a career as a buccaneer… And the crew's getting? a might uneasy, Captain. That is, what's left of it. Hmm." He was using the razor on the seagull's bottom and it wiped out her fathers. "Now why don't we put to sea, see? Leave Animeland. Forget Goku. There now" he put some aftershave on the seagull's bottom. The seagull woke up and in horror, flew away covering her behind. Zim didn't see her go because he was putting some power on his hand. "Give me a career as a buccaneer… We'll all be a lot happier, not to mention a lot healthier. Oh!" He put his hands out only to find out he was doing it in mid air. "Captain? Oh dear! I never shaved him this close before." He never dared to look, so he didn't to look for it under the chair. "Don't worry captain, it must be somewhere about."

He begin to walk off with the chair carrying him. The towel fell from Grevious' face and he looked down to see Zim making a fool of himself crawling to find something.

"Get up you idiot!" Grevious snapped.

"Aye, aye, sir" Zim said knocking the chair and Grevious to one side of the ship. Zim turned around to see him dazed. "Oh, I found it captain. Good as new." He tried to pull his head off only for Grevious to wake up very angry.

"Why, you blithering blockhead!" Grevious snapped as he held Zim by the neck and was about to kill him when…

"Goku, ahoy!" Cortex called from the watcher.

"What? What? Where away?" Grevious asked.

"Three points off the starboard bow!" Cortex called.

Grevious looked through his telescope and saw Goku with Serena, Ash and Naruto "Swoggle me eyes, it is Goku! Headed this way with some more of those scurvy brats! Zim, pipe up the crew!"

"Aye, aye, sir! Pipe up the crew! Pipe up the crew! All hands on deck!" He said as he whistled "All hands on deck! All hands on deck! All hands on deck!" All the pirates rose up and got into action.

"Look alive, you swabs! We've got him this time, Zim!" He said as he put on his red coat.

"That we have captain".

Grevious called to his men "Man the Long Tom, you bilge rats!" He went to Zim and put on his red hat with a large blue feather on it. "I've waited years for this".

"That's not counting the holidays either." Zim said.

"Double the powder and shorten the fuse!" Grevious ordered as Bowser and Gantu got the cannon ready.

"Double the powder and shorten the fuse!" Zim repeated.

"A pretty sight Zim. Like sitting ducks. All right, men! Range: 42!" Grevious said as he used his telescope to pin point Goku and the others on a cloud viewing Animeland.

"Range: 42!" Zim said.

"Elevation: 65!" Grevious ordered as Zim repeated after him "Three degrees west!" Zim repeated again. "Steady now!" This time, Zim didn't repeat. He covered his head with his hat and covered his ears. "Steady!"