The End Of The Culdesac Kids

Eddy: UGH *slams locker* i can't beleive it, detention again, stupid teacher

Edd: now eddy, if you hadn't put that tack on the teacher's chair you wouldn't have detention in the first place.

Eddy: aww man, what am I gonna tell my parents :( there gonna scream at me for failing my tests again

Eddy: you should really pay attention on studying then trying to do something else like putting a tac on the teacher's chair.

Ed: *drinks milk* hey eddy look! I have a milk mustache hahaha X3

Eddy: I  even begged my mom and dad not to have kevin in the same class as mine but they had him anyway's

Edd: well they let him in your class for a reason, cause you two have to get along.

Eddy: BUT I HATE HIM DX

Ed: *licks off milk mustace* anyway's I'm sorry he's in your class eddy

Kevin: HEY DORKS WHAT YA DOIN NEAR MY GIRL DORKS

Naz:uh, dude, chill I just happened to walk to them ok?

Eddy: ugh, hi kevin, what do you want

Kevin: JUST STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL OK DORKS?GRR  *storms away after punching eddy*

Eddy: OWW DX *rubbing arm* not cool Kevin.

Naz: you ok dude?Eddy: yeah I'm fine

Naz: I should break up with him but I don't think he'll take it to well. . .:( what do I do?

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: easy, just nicely have a talk with him and just tell him you don't want to hang anymore with him.

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Naz: ok thanks guy's :) *goes to find Kevin* hey sweetie wait up :D

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Kevin : what is it babe

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Naz: well. . .I've seen you be mean to my freinds alot and uh, I don't think this is gonna work out between us, it's not me it's you, so uh, were breaking up, sorry dude. ..

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Kevin : WHAT, YOU'RE DITCHING ME

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Naz : yes' you're bad, and i'm terminating our romance , bam , get outta my face

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Kevin: *runs out crying*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: thanks naz :D

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Rolf: hey, what's up with Kevin boy?

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy : oh, just had to step out for a moment

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(meanwhile, outside , kevin is thinking)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Kevin : i can't believe she ditched me like that (begins to realize eddy put her up to it and turns red with rage) you're gonna pay for this, eddy , if it's the last thing i ever do , I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE (laughs evilly toward the sky)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">*meanwhile in Eddy's classroom*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: *sees Sarah and Timmy annoyingly flirting with each other* ugh, when am I gonna find a girl. ..

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Marie: *walks in looking beautiful but doesn't arrive with her sisters* sorry teach, I'm late.

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: huh? *looks at Marie and suddenly falls in love with her as her hidden eye is un hiddin from hair fliping. . .his eye's widen and he falls for him *thinks* there she is. . .the girl of my dreams *sigh's dreamily*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Ed: uh, what's going on with Eddy

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd: I don't know,. . . is it me or did Eddy just fall for one of the kanker sisters?

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Ed: or better yet where's marie's sisters?

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd: I don't know. . .EDDY SNAP OUT OF IT

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Marie: yeah, quite staring at me *annoyed*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Rolf: so Eddy boy's fallen for one of the kanker sisters?

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd: I'm afraid so D:. . . .this is just not right

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Rolf: I've seen a cow fall in love with a girl cow but this is redicoulous

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd: I know right

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: sorry Marie, it was nothing. . ., so your not gonna be all mean as usuall

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Marie: well duh, not when my sisters are sick, I'm not gonna be mean to you guy's anyway's, I'm a changed girl.

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: *does love struck smile* oh yeah :)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Kevin: *spying on them* so Eddy's in love with one of the kanker girls while her sisters are sick huh? well he sure won't know what hit him MUHAHAHAHAHA X3

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy : (mind returns to reality) ever get the feeling somebody's watching your every move

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd : sorry about that eddy

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy : not you edd, let's move out

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Kevin: *goes away so no  one sees him*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">*the eds move to other class*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: there we go much better

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Kevin : they think they can get away that easy, we'll just see about that

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Rolf: *behind Kevin* about what kevin boy?

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Kevin: NOTHING SHUT UP AND GO AWAY DORK

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Rolf: fine :( *goes away*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Kevin: ok, since Eddy has been watching the creepypasta horror show Smiley Face everynight and still has nightmares I am going to scare Eddy so bad he'll  scream like a little gir muhahahaha

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Rolf : rolf has never been so confused

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Kevin: *dresses up as smiley and hacks Eddy's locker code and hides in his locker planning to jump at him tackling him and planning to kidnapp him*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(Edd and Eddy are walking down the hall)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd : i'm just saying, too much tv can rot your brain

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy : (stops at his locker) my brain's still here, ain't it

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Ed : i have no idea what we're talking about

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy : moron

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Kevin: *laugh's in spooky evil laugh to scare eddy*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: huh? *opens locker*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Kevin: *pounces on eddy knocking him down*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: AAAAAAAAHH IT'S THE SMILEY FACE KILLER AAAAAAAAHH GET HIM OFF OF ME!!!!

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Kevin: *kidnapps Eddy and takes him to a mysterious dark basement of the school* MUHAHAHAHAHAAA

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: AAAAAAHH I'M IN A LIVING NIIIGHTMAAHAHAHAAARE SOME ONE HELP DX(meanwhile back where the others are)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">*everyone is shocked after what happened instead of Marie

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Marie: that, was freaky. . . cool but freaky

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd: this dosen't make sence,  if that creepypasta movie wasn't real how was smiley even real and tackled eddy out of knowwhere? this character isn't even real

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Ed: maybe he came out of the televison and wanted to pop out and murder people

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd: but ed! creepypasta's don't just walk out Television's like that, their just fake characters played by actors.

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Marie: Can't beleive I'm saying this for the first time in forever but lets go save him, and only because he's nice and he has a crush on me. ..

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd: how would you know if he did have a crush on you?

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Marie: because of the way he's been acting lately. . .duh! I'm not stupid like my sisters.

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd : alright everybody, let's roll out

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(they all head out to save him, with edd leading the charge)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(in basement)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley: MUHAHAHAHAHAAA *takes out knife* forget it, your freinds can't hear you. they'll probably only see your skeleton in the last few decades when your freinds have children.

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: OH YEAH TOUGH GUY?!?! I'll bet my freinds saw the whole thing happening when you kidnapped me and took me here.

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley: true, but they won't find you, cause I desguised the doors as a plain innocent rock HAH HAH X3 *straps eddy to metal bed on his wrists and ankles. . .let me go. . .what did I ever do to you. ..

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley: ME? MUHAHAHAHA the real queastion what did you ever do to kevin? he was only a romantic guy having fun with his girl untill you set her up to breaking up with him, and now I'm here to avenge him. XD

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy : you won't get away with this

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : oh, but i already have , and i had a little help

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy : from who

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus Urungus : (walks out from behind Smiley) me (Oderus and Smiley laugh evilly together)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy : hey, who are you

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus Urungus : i'm oderus urungus from GWAR

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy : really, GWAR , eh , why not

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : with our combined might, there's nothing those idiots can do to stop us , if they ever find us (oderus and smiley laugh evilly again)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy : how do you 2 even know eachother

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : it's really simple, actually , when i heard that you jerks got naz to break up with kevin , i knew i had to get you back , and then , i remembered meeting oderus urungus a few months back

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy, right , right , but how do you know eachother

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : i bumped in to him at the army surplus store and he invited me to his band's concert that night

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus Urungus : and we had been friends ever since, now it's your time to suffer , puny human

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy : aww, maaaaaaaan

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">*the kids some how crash their way in *

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd: STOP RIGHT THERE FEINDS

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: GUY'S :D YOU CAME TO SAVE ME

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley: WHAT? HOW? CAPTURE THEM! *attacks with oderus urungus*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd : CHAAAARGE !!!!!

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(the kids charge, and the battle begins)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Marie : over here ugly (oderus strikes his 2 handed sword at Marie, who quickly dodges it)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Rolf : take this (tries to his oderus with victor, but misses)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : do you really think your primitive weapons can harm 1 who has survived the realms of deep space

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Rolf : rolf was hoping so

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : prepare for eternity mortal (strikes his 2 handed sword at Rolf, who is saved by Johnny as Captain Melonhead) what is the meaning of this

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Captain Melonhead : shed a tear, for captain melonhead and splinter the wonderwood are here

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : (laughs hysterically) captain melonhead, really , (laughs a little more , and cries a little) , oh , what are you gonna do , seed me to death (laughs some more) , i'm so scared (laughs again) , sarcasm

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Captain Melonhead : it's melon time (charges at oderus, who merely grabs splinter's handle , and breaks it in half)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : (sarcastically) i defeated you, hahahaha , now you must die et cetera et cetera (strikes his 2 handed sword across Captain Melonhead's helmet , which breaks in half) , haha , the mystery man is revealed (lifts johnny) or should i have said mystery boy (laughs evilly)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Jimmy : hey, leave him alone you big bully

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : oh, and what are you gonna do about it (stares jimmy down , who wets himself) pathetic human

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Jimmy : i think i wet myself

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(Oderus tosses johnny aside, meanwhile , smiley is battling sarah)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : you're not too bad for a girl

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Sarah : not too bad, i'm better than that (roundhouse kicks smiley , and the rest of the kids dogpile him , but as the kids think they've won , oderus takes edd hostage , and places his 2 handed sword to the boy's throat , the kids , having defeated 1 of their enemies , are shocked and shaken by this quick turn of events , as smiley does a spin , knocking the kids off of him , and takes sarah hostage)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : hahahahaha, yes , i , the almighty oderus , the greatest GWARrior of them all , and my friend , smiley , have won this battle , now , before i slurp down the brains of your oh so great leader , i'm going to humiliate him by removing his sock-shaped hat , and reveal his true identity

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd: n-no d-don't 0_0

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus: TOO LATE *takes off his hat and his hands miss getting the edges

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(turns out that Edd's hair is huge and parts of it were blonde) AH I'm gonna live in shame forever)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus: really, that's under your hat? HAH pathetic human X3

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd : this is the worst day of my life

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : pretty soon it'll be the last day of your life (to everybody else except smiley) it'll also be the last day of all your lives

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(the kids are all shocked and they all gasp)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd : well, if we're going out , at least we're going out as friends

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : SILENCE, human filth

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(meanwhile outside the school door)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy's bro: *was just in the neighbor hood and noticed eddy got kidnapped* hey. . .NO HURTS MY BRO UNLESS I SAY SO *crash's down door and crash's in to save Eddy*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smile: oh great another one

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus: we can handle them though

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy's Bro: or can you *cracks knuckles and beats up villans*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy:. . .big bro? you came to save me? weird and I thought you were mean.

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : you haven't won, not by a longshot (charges at eddy's brother , ready to smite him with his 2 handed sword)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy's Brother : huh (is smited by oderus)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy : BROOOOO !!!!

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy's Brother : he got me (coughs up blood) save yourselves, don't forget about

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy : bro, noooo

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(oderus splits eddy's brother in half)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : hahahahaha looks like your hero has been zeroed

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy : (sobs) i'll never forget you

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : now you see the main reason i recruited oderus urungus for this, cuz oderus never loses

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : ya got that right, me and my crew have withstood the test of time

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : now, finish them

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : with pleasure (charges at the kids)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd: *puts hat back on

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">*(kids start to attack the villans)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd:*attacks* your gonna pay for that and for everything else you've done! *punches oderus rapidly*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(oderus growls at edd and kicks him in the gut)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : i don't think so (grabs edd by the face and laughs evilly)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : yes, finish him

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : my pleasure (rips off edd's face)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Edd : (with his dying breath) i .... tried (falls on the floor dead)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(oderus and smiley laugh evilly)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Marie : it's over, they've won

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: :( Marie . . .I want you to know . . .since earllier that we met . . .I-I *stopped by marie*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Marie: shhh, *smiles* I know, I figured. ..

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: :) just one first to last kiss?

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Marie: yes, but if you tell my sisters we kiss I'm not your girlfreind anymore

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">*everyone looks away as Marie Kisses Eddy*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: I'll miss you

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Marie: I'll miss you two sweetie

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Captain Melonhead: THIS ISN'T OVER YET me and Splinter will destroy you *laugh's then attacks while Rolf attacks as well with his pitchfork*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(oderus jousts rolf as smiley battles captain melonhead)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : you're good with that sword, oderus

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : i know, i have billions of years of experience , now let's finish these losers

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : gladly

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(oderus knocks the pitchfork out of rolf's hands and decapitates rolf with his 2 handed sword, at the same time , smiley kicks captain melonhead in the gut , knocking him over and leaving him at oderus and smiley's mercy)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : will you do the honors

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : gladly (disembowels captain melonhead, and the kids are shocked , and oderus and smiley laugh evilly)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : we have won

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : the battle is ours

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : and now, kids

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley and Oderus : prepare to die

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(the duo attacks the kids)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Sarah: *attacks with Timmy* HI YAAAH *karate chops*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Timmy: *punches*(all the rest of kids try to defeat them)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : you are worthy adversaries, but the fight is ours , surrender now

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Sarah : never

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : you don't have a choice, we've won

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Jimmy : maybe we should listen to them

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Sarah : are you crazy, they killed our friends , and we should just give up

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Jimmy : they made me wet myself, and that's pain enough

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Sarah : fine, we surrender

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(oderus grabs jimmy by the head and rips all his skin off)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Sarah : JIMMYYYYYY !!!!!

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(smiley grabs sarah)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : now to destroy you (shoves his fist in sarah's mouth and pulls out her insides, and smiley drops sarah's empty husk)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: ok, you've one. . .but. .*stops when Captain melonheads ghost posses Splinter:

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Splinter: *gets up off the floor* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA  think again villans *does force against villans but it is forcefeilded* huh?*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Marie: wait splinter don't fight them. . .I won't fight him but I'll find his weakness *runs out* I'll be back

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : stop her

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(oderus chases marie, and after a 10 minute chase , catches her)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : i have captured her

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : now, you must be punished , oderus

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(oderus gouges out marie's eyes)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Splinter : MARIIIIE !!!!!!(oderus breaks splinter in half with his 2 handed sword, and captain melonhead's ghost disappears)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : in your face hunk-a-wood(oderus and smiley hi-five eachother)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: MAARIIIIIE DX *cries* WHY WHY WOULD YOU KILL US WE'D DO ANYTHING FOR EVERYTHING TO GET BACK TO NORMAL ANYTHING

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Ed: what do we do Eddy DX NO WAY OUT THE'VE won *CRIES*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : it's too late for that

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : in the end, there can be only 1 (swings his 2 handed sword and strikes it at ed , slicing his head off)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy : EEEEEEEEEEEEEED !!!!!!!!!!

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(smiley and oderus laugh evilly)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(only one kid)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Eddy: *cries* he was my only freind alive now. . .he was an idiot but he was my idiot *sobs* WHAT ARe YOU GUY'S GONNA TO ME HUH? DECAPITATE ME AND THEN SOME HOW RULE THE WORLD?

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : i pretty much rule the world already, but killing you would be a great idea

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : very well, you may have the honor of killing him , i've gotten my revenge , i've taken his family and friends with your help , now you get your reward , go ahead and kill him

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(oderus gruesomely rips eddy apart, then smiley and oderus laugh evilly)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : it is over, smiley , we've done it

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : yes, we have done it , my goal has now been accomplished , vengeance .... is .... mine

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus: now what? victory party?

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : sure, why not(oderus calls the rest of GWAR to the area , and they all party and feast like there's no tomorrow)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Sonic exe.: hey what about me and Tails doll?

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : sorry, we don't party with furballs

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smily : ey, yo , oderus , you can let those 2 in , they seem legit

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Sonic exe: yeah :D were lagitness

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Tails doll: yep :)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : whatever

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Sonic: yay :D

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : look, just get in there

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Sonic: ok *gets in with tails doll*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : (sighs) you have some crazy friends smiley, i'll tell ya what

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : yeah, but they're pretty cool

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Tails doll: yep :)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : hey tails doll, why don't you hang out with sonic exe , you're giving oderus a rough time

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Tails doll : ok

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : thanks

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smiley : it's no trouble, i owe you

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Sonic: X3 no annoying oderus ok?

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Tails doll: ok :D *is an idiot X3*

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : I HEARD THAT

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Tails: sorry :I

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Oderus : you're lucky i'm a somewhat tolerent man-creature thing

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(meanwhile, balsac the jaws of death is hanging out with banana shark)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Balsac The Jaws Of Death : this is my kinda party, a party where i'm not pressured by the other partiers to be normal

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Banana Shark : you don't look all that bad to me

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Balsac The Jaws Of Death : exactly, so , what's your story

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Banana Shark : (slides off peel) i just came here cuz people don't like when i'm naked

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Balsac The Jaws Of Death : you know that was only covering your back, right

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Banana Shark : yeaaaah

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(meanwhile, beefcake the mighty is hanging out with the gasman)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">The Gasman : people think i'm the boogeyman, but i've also been classified as a fireman

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Beefcake The Mighty : yeah, yeah , interesting story

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">The Gasman : so, anyway , i've been meaning to ask you , what's your workout routine

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Beefcake The Mighty : well, 1st , i lift a 10 pound block of ice , with human corpses laying on it

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">(meanwhile, jizmak da gusha is hanging out with smile dog)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Smile Dog : dude, you have some crazy moves

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Jizmak Da Gusha : i know, being a dog monster has it's advantages(meanwhile , pustulus maximus is hanging out with jeff the killer)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Pustulus Maximus : so i popped his head like a cork, and then i says "that's what i think of expanding earth theory" (pustulus and jeff laugh)

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Jeff The Killer : oh, dude , you are totally marvelous , and totally hardcore

<p style="color:rgb(58,58,58);">Pustulus Maximus : yeah, i know (pustulus and jeff laugh again)