Negaduck's Poor Unfortunate Souls



Goslayn Mallard follows Megavolt, Bushroot, Quackerjack and Liquidator into Negaduck's evil lair. She was a little bit scared for going in.

"This way." Megavolt, Bushroot, Quackerjack and Liquidator said, as they open the doors for Goslayn, so she can get inside to see Negaduck.

Goslayn gasped as she the garden of snakes hissing at her. The one of the snakes grabbed her as she was squeezed and shouts "Let me go, you stupid slug!" She kicks the snake, as she breaths and panting.

"Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurkin' doorways. It's rude. One might question upbringing." Negaduck added, as he chuckled and continues, "Now then you're here because you have a thing for this human. This, er, muddlefoot prince fellow.  Not that I blame you - he is quite a catch, isn't he?  Well, Princess, the solution to your problem is simple.  The only way to get what you want - is to become a normal animal yourself."

Goslayn gasped as she said "Kean Gear! You can do that?"

Negaduck glares at Goslayn, as he said, "My dear, sweet child. That's what I do - it's what I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk - like yourself. Poor souls with no one else to turn to." Then he started to sing:

Negaduck: I admit that in the past I've been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a bad guy But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light and made a switch True? Yes

And I fortunately know a little magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And here lately, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the miserable, lonely and depressed (Pathetic)

Poor unfortunate souls In pain In need This one longing to be thinner That one wants to get the girl And do I help them? (he snapped his fingers to make the man look cooler) Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true