How Married To Money Should have ended

[Plankton exits. Mr. Krabs scoops up some of the remains of Cashina in each of his claws and holds them close to his face, trying not to cry. He cries anyway. A doorman enters the room.]

Doorman: Oh, hey buddy. I want you to know: although your wife just ran out on you, you still have to tip me.[He puts all the cash into his suit, grabs a nickel and throws it. He catches it with his soup and makes a dazed face at it. ]

Mr. Krabs: not cool, punk! *sobs* all my life i've been alone, and you come here and make it worse Doorman fish: *sigh's and looks sad* I'm sorry sir, I apologize.

Mr. Krabs: your sorry? well you can half of my dollars if you really want, some of that is like me colledge money.

Door Fish: *tears welled up in his eye's and he cries* I'm really sorry ok man! my life is the worst! I got divorced with my wife last week *sob* WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE ON MY BIRTHDAY WHYHYHYHYYYY

Mr. Krabs:. . . geez, I'm sorry lad. . . i didn't know ya had it worse.

Door Fish: *sob* anyway's, that's why i hate my job! i had kids too, they all left me! abandoned me! she took my favorite kid! *crying hard*

Mr. Krabs: *pats the guy gently on the back* there, there, let it all out, say, what's your name lad?

Door Fish: uhh, I'm Mac, you are sir?

Mr. Krabs: Eugene Krabs, nice too meet ya Mac *looks at door fish who is sobbing* ya need a hug?

[ Mac proceeds to hug him crying over his shoulder as Mr. Krabs hugs back ]


 * mr. krabs cries with him while he is still sad about not really having a girl *

[ the calm down soon and stop ]

Mr. Krabs: well  I should probably get back to work, I work down at the crusty krab.

Mac: the krusty Krab? I never got to go there because my boss made me work all the time!

Mr. Krabs: well you can come too the krusty krab whenever you feel like it. ..

[ they go to the krusty Krab to eat krabby patties together ]

Mac: wait, actually, you seem familiar.

Mr. Krabs: I do? hm, well i kind of remeber having a freind named Mac, wait, MAC?!

Mac: EUGENE, dude, we used to go to kindergarden remeber?

Mr.Krabs: oh yeah, we did, well it's nice to meet you again best freind.

Mac: right on! best freind.