Robyn Starling's Farting Problem

Robyn Starling was at school with her brother Young Bagheera and her boyfriend Arthur/Wart. Robyn had to fart. Wart told her, "Robyn, no need to fart." But then, "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!"

"EWWWW!! ROBYN, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO IT?" But Robyn could not help it. "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT!!" Young Bagheera was grossed. "EWWWWWWWWWWWW!! I DO NOT WANNA SMELL IT!!!!!!" Robyn did it. "PRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!!"

Young Bagheera was grossed. "YUCK!! ROBYN, I DO NOT WANNA SMELL YOUR STUPID FARTS!!!!!!!!" she said.

"PPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!! PPPFFFFFTT!! Poot! PLAAAAAAAAAAAAARBBBBBB!! FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!! PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!" Young Bagheera could not stand it. "ROBYN, I DO NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU DO IT!!!!!!!"

Robyn was very upset. She said, "I could not help it!!" 'PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT!! POOT!! PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRBB!! PPFFTTTT!! PLARRRRRRRRRBB!!" Young Bagheera got very angry and said, "THAT DOES IT, ROBYN!! GO HOME WHILE WE CALL OUR MAMA AND PAPA!!"

When they got home, Prince Adam and Mulan got very angry at Robyn. "Hey, dad. Robyn just farted." Young Bagheera said. Adam was shocked. "What, Bagheera?!" he asked.

Bagheera said, "Dad, I know what she did. She farted and we are so grossed." "WHAT!! ROBYN, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FART IN SCHOOL!! YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY!!!!!!! NOW THAT MEANS YOU CANNOT PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS AT THE FUNFAIR!!!!!" Adam said.

Robyn got very angry. She glared angrily at Adam and told him, "You're as evil as Aunt Figg!" She then went to her rooms in tears, where her pets, Tom and Jerry, are waiting for her.

Just then, Viper showed up and asked, "Mother, Father, can I go to Aunt Minnie, Aunt Alice, and Aunt Wendy's birthday party at the Once Upon a Buffet and Grill next week?" Mulan smiled. "Yes, Viper. We will come with Crane, Pixie, and Dixie. I am afraid that Robyn would not be joining us."