Colonel Theodore Sugarbottoms

Colonel Theodore Sugarbottoms is a legendary country singer and the disguise of the film's main antagonist, Ernest of the Cross, in Brendam: Bernard's Magical World. He is laid-back, smooth-talking, cool, musical, legendary, peppy, cheerful, jolly, and silly. He is the idol of Bernard. He is voiced by Woody Harrelson.

Appearence
Colonel Theodore Sugarbottoms is a short man who wears a grey business suit, brown pants and white shoes. He wears a white hat and a tuxedo bib and carries a white cane. He also talks in a Texas accent.

In real life at the end of the film, he is an old man with a gray beard, a red bathrobe, brown eyebrows, and a pair of slippers.