SpongeBob Deathpants

SpongeBob have found Death Note... And Bikini Bottom is doomed !

The Flying Dutchman is not happy to spend all the time with his ghostly friends in Purgatory. Thats why he decided to make a sick joke for fun. In Pacific Ocean, Bikini Bottom , SpongeBob is living with his happy life. But while he have feeding his pet snail Gary, Johny the realistic fish head have told on television that Dirty Bubble have robed the bank and even killed male fish named Dale. SpongeBob have try not to think on that. Whyle going to Boating school, he nerved Squidward which have drop paintings on SpongeBob who laughs again. But fun was over when SpongeBob discovered that Patrick isnt at home. There was a note saying '' DIR SPONGBUB, MY SISTER SAMANTA HAZ BIN ATACKED BY SOM EVIL GUJS. IM AT HOSPITL AND I VIL NOT KAM SO SUN. DONT VURI VI VILL JELIFISH TOMOROU. PATRIC.'' SpongeBob was sad but later get happier when get to new and bigger rebuilded centre of the town. But on the big tv screen Barbara have told shocking news : All members of boy band Boys Who Cry are found dead in their hotel room because of drug using, female fish Fran has been raped by The Rape group and Tom , his wife Evelyn and 2 sons have been brutally murdered and cooked to fish sticks. Because of all that, SpongeBob was sad and think how this world is worser and worser and he didnt listen mrs.Puff at school. At Krusty Krab SpongeBob have again with pleasure made Krabby Patty but he have accidentaly drop hot sauce on Squidwards face. While Squidward have screamed and run around, mr. Crabs have called SpongeBob to his office. Mr. Crabs have put all his money in secret safe, and have talked how world is now horrible and that anyone can rob him , or money or the secret formula. But SpongeBob didnt listen him, instead he have saw a notebook to fall from sky close to the restaurant. SpongeBob have run whyle mr. Crabs have still talk to himself. SpongeBob have discovered that the notebook is called Death Note. Inside he read '' THE CREATURES WHOSE NAME IS WRITTEN HERE WILL DIE. THE NOTE WILL NOT TAKE EFFECT IF WRITTER DONT IMAGINE SUBJECTS FACE. THEREFORE, CREATURES WITH SAME NAME WILL NOT DIE. VICTIM WILL DIE FOR 40 SECONDS AND IF THE WRITTER DONT SPECIFE A KIND OF DEATH, THE SUBJECT WILL DIE SIMPLY FROM HEART ATTACK AND AFTER WRITTING THE CAUSE OF DEATH THE DETAILS SHOULD BE WRITTEN IN NEXT 6 MINUTES AND 40 SECONDS.'' First SpongeBob didnt believe it. When he get home to his pineapple, he saw on the news that ManRay is holding hostage the Shady Shoals and threat that he will kill Barnacle boy and sleaping and amnesic Mermaid man. To test, SpongeBob have write ManRays name and 40 seconds have passed. And than ManRay have died ! While old people have leaving the house un-harmed and alive, reporters have hear Dr. Gill saying thats strange that he died from heart attack. Shocked SpongeBob have decide to do it again. On internet he have read that Mary and her mother were robed by famous thief Maurice. SpongeBob have write Maurice, imagine him and a strange cause of death. After midnight on the news were reports that Maurice was electro - shocked by hundreds of Jellyfishes in Jellyfish Field. He have died from burning and bleeding. SpongeBob have screamed hard, waking Gary and he run outside , whyle it have raining. SpongeBob have hide in trash can, being terrified because he killed two criminals. Than he ask God to send a sing how this can save and someone who he know. And than he saw that. Sandy and Pearl have walked down the empty street and talked how Plankton is idiot whyle Karen great women. Than they were attacked by The Rape group. The leader of the group, Dennis the eleminator have tried to rape Pearl. Sandy have start to fight with karate style. She had kick everyone, but Dennis have kidnaped Pearl on his byke. SpongeBob was shocked but somehow Patrick have come with Squidwards car which he borrowed. The two have followed Dennis to the Lovers Cliff. Dennis have just start to rape terrified Pearl but a truck have smashed Dennis. Later all members of the group have died from plague, AIDS and leucemia in the same time ! Pearl have cried to her father and mister Crabs have asked how is that possible whyle Sandy tried to find scientific solution. At pineapple, SpongeBob have told for the book to shocked Patrick who didnt get that. And than Flying Dutcman come .The note book belongs to SpongeBob and he will look at him since its fun. But he didnt chose SpongeBob, he found it by chance. Theres also other rules  HE CANNOT KILL A GHOST, DEMON , BABIES , PEOPLE OVER 65 YEARS AND PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE ONLY 12 MINUTES TO LIVE. SpongeBob will used the note book to destroy evil and leave only good people , and he will become the new God !!! SpongeBob have killed 5 criminals in prison, and than a serial killer from tuberculosis. Patrick and Gary have become spies but Patrick is only watching on Squidward and follows him to supermarket, his job , museum and spa. First have SpongeBob want to kill Plankton, but he changed heart and decide not to kill anyone from people he know. At school, SpongeBob have saw that to his classmate Charlie is ill again , but Gary have go to follow him. Gary have discovered that Charlie is a pedophile who secretly gives candy to Tyler and Nancys daughter Marilin. After hearing this, SpongeBob kills Charlie with heart attack. Soon, Dirty Bubble have pooped , Kelp Thing get eaten by Alaskan Bull Worm , and than the worm dies. Bikini Bottom police have make secret meeting under Court house. Retired villain Atomic Flounder, Mayor and Jugde StickleBack have decided to call L , unknow and never seen inspector to wich they communicate trough laptpo. L have told that he will discover who is  Mortus , the man who kills the criminals. 4 days later, SpongeBob , Patrick and mister Crabs are at Sandys Treedome drinking tea. Sandy is glad that Bikini Bottom is safer place for children, old people and womens. But mister Crabs wants to know who is Mortus so he can ask him to kill Plankton, whyle Sandy wants to get rid of master Udon and Patrick want to kill his parents and Goofy Goober ( everyone have feal weird because of this ). That night at Sandys home, Lary the Lobster have appeard on tv saying that he is L and that he will arrest Morstus. In panic, Sponge bob have secretly write Larys name whyle Flying Dutcman have told that SpongeBob gorget something. Soon, Lary have dies from heart attack and everyone was shocked. But there were two problems : SpongeBob didnt think which Larry and every 479 Larrys in Pacific Ocean have died. And not only that, but true L have come on tv , hidden and told that this was a trick and this tv transmision was send only in Bikini Bottom suburbs which means that Mortus there lives ! Flying Dutcman have laugh, SpongeBob have cried , Sandy and mister Crabs were in panic , Patrick have look angry at SpongeBob ( but he didnt know why ) and people all over Ocean have cried for their Laries ( Old Man Jenkins had son named Larry , Mable had pet worm that named and Grandma had snail named Larry but this make her easier to eat him ). Next week SpongeBob was nervous at family party and he only told to his parents that he is tired to work to much in Krusty Krab. Stanley was bullied by Black Jack and whyle in toilet, SpongeBob writte that his cousin dies from being smashed by whale. The Dutchman told thats evil to do that to his cousin. Later Pearl have fall from her room, but she landed on Black Jack. Pearl was fine, but Black Jack dead. Under station, Squiliam have give money to buy super computers and machines , whyle L thinks that Mortus is maybe worker in restaurant or library. SpongeBob and Patrick have sneak to Squidwars house to make fun, but SpongeBob have droped Death Note inside. After scaring Squidward, he kicks them out and finds note book. Squidward have on elegant way with feather write inside people hich he hates and want to impress on a party which he will make. He write Squiliam, Mayor , King Neptune , his rich cousin Squed and mister Charles with his snail. After that he write the time of the party, next day in 9 p.m. Than Squidward saws Dutchman and in panic escapes outside. SpongeBob was shocked because of that and try to get rid of the names, but it was to late ! On work he couldnt fry the patties and he beg Squidward to cancele the party, but he didnt want. That night, SpongeBob have sleep over in mister Crabs house , whyle his boring mother was at visit. SpongeBob didnt sleep normaly, and the disaster have happen. Squidward have welcome the guests at 8 and 58. King Neptune have fry an cold kelp soup, whyle Squiliam have talk bad about Squidard to Mayor. Squidward have ith hate in kitchen wished that he die, and in 9 p.m. everyone except Squidward have died from heart attack ! Squidward was arrest until it was discoverd that it was Mortus. People were shocked, and Neptunes son Triton have become king promising that Mortus will be find. SpongeBob, at his home , have told that he will be more carefull and still killing criminals , but he dont want that this happen again. The Dutchm,an have told that if SpongeBob would have Eyes like Demon, he could se future and who will be in danger next , but he could predict only future murders and crimes. Price is SpongeBobs soul after death. He accepted and after screams which freak-out Squidward and Patrick in their homes, SpongeBob have got the power !