The Poop Has Hit The Fan (July 24, 2016)

The USS Enterprise-D collided with the USS Bozeman. The Enterprise's starboard warp nacelle was damaged, sending out stray jets of plasma.

"Damage report!" Commander William Riker said.

"Casualty reports coming in from all over the ship!" Dr. Beverly Crusher said.

"The starboard nacelle has sustained a direct impact. We are venting drive plasma." Lieutenant Commander Data said.

"Initiating emergency core shutdown!" Lieutenant Commander Geordi La Forge said.

"Inertial dampers failing! We are losing attitude control!" Ensign Ro Laren said.

"This is the bridge! All hands to emergency escape pods!" Commander Riker said.

The starboard nacelle flared, throwing the Enterprise into a spinning motion, out of control.

"The core shutdown was unsuccessful. We are losing antimatter containment." Data said.

"We've got to eject the core!" Geordi said.

"Ejection systems are offline. Core breach is imminent." Data said.

"All hands abandon ship!" Captain Jean-Luc Picard said. "Repeat, all hands abandon..."

But it was too late! The USS Enterprise-D, flagship of the United Federation of Planets, exploded, killing everyone aboard.

At Starbase Cochrane, Admiral Chritopher Cochrane said "The poop has hit the fan!"