Squeezed in the Middle (version 2)

The Guardian Warriors were on a city bus. A blob of white creme was also on the bus with the Guardian Warriors and many passengers, including a teenage boy with a baseball cap, a mother, and her baby son! A black middle-aged bus driver was driving the bus! The bus driver picked up 2 cookies! The 2 cookies headed for the creme! 1 cookie said "Excuse me!" and the other cookie said "Pardon me, buddy!" and they squashed the creme into a CremeWich! The 2 cookies and the creme then started to sing the "Squeezed in the Middle" jingle! The bus driver and the others joined in! The baby boy wrested free of his mother's hold and took a bite out of the cookie! The cookie said "Hey! He bit me!"