Adventure Time: The Joke That Changed Finn's Life Forever



One day in the candy kingdom, Bonnibel was having a town meeting. Finn was walking back as he saw the funniest thing he has ever seen in his lifetime, a tricycle riding hippopatomous with a monkey on it's back, throwing rocks at manpidgeons on the way back. he rolled on the floor dying of laughter. He was hysterical, as he entered the kingdom, he was still laughing his brains out. PB Got embarassed as Finn walked onstage, grabbing the mic telling the joke to everyone, as they laughed, unfocusing on her. They laughed and told finn to tell another joke, he did. "How did the monkey say hi to the---"PB ran away, bursting into tears...... Finn stopped, and ran to PB. "Look, Princess, I'm sorry.... That was uncalled for, I Just wanted to tell them a joke, I didn't know that they would want another one?"


 * "It's fine Finn, could you please leave me alone."


 * "Ok..... Well, I am sorry.... But---"


 * "PLEASE LEAVE OR I WILL KICK YOU OUT MYSELF!"


 * "ok... I understand... I will leave and never come back...... nice knowing you bonnibel bubblegum....."


 * Bonnibel blushed.. He never called her by her maiden name before, a sign that he loves her more than anyone else in the land of Ooo.


 * Before he left, she hollered "Wait."


 * "what do you need, princes---"


 * Bonnibel kissed Finn on the lips, Toungue and everything as Finn blushed like nuts.....


 * "I-Love you Finn, I was a fool to try to kick you out, if anything, I want you more than life itself, honestly without you, I would have went mentally insane like a tumor, pushing up on my brain!"


 * "B-but princess, I love you too, but I am only 13..."


 * "I've got a potion....."


 * "Does it work?"


 * "Yea, I tested it on watermelon, it aged like 5 years!" She smiled


 * "That means that I would be 18, MATHMATICAL!"


 * "LETS GET MARRIED! :D"


 * "YEA!!!!!!"


 * Finn drinks the potion, getting all ripped and buff.


 * "WHOA!" Finn exclaimed, as he flexed his muscles.


 * "You look hot, babe.." Finn said softly


 * "So do you." Bonnibel sweetily and calmly said


 * Bonnibel wrapped her legs around his waist and they made out...... Full blown made out, like seriously, like PG-13 rating kiss..... Just a warning....... in an hour, It will be a rated R Kiss.....


 * THE END.


 * nah, jk, they took the chance, and had full out sex, like it smelt like bubblegum rubbing up onto rubber...... She moaned, He yelled "OH YEAH!" with a deep gruff voice.


 * "BE ROUGH ON ME" SHE SCREAMED....


 * "BE HARD, MAKE ME SQUEAL!" SHE CONTINUED


 * 1 hr later.....


 * "That was-thebest!"


 * "You can say that again!"


 * "All in a matter of a day, We got married, had sex, and we are now life partners and I am 18, and to think this all started over a tricycle riding hippopatomus with a monkey on his shoulders throwing rocks at manpidgeons.."


 * Bonnibel laughed.


 * The end......


 * FINNxBonnibel FOREVER :D