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NOTICE

THIS IS A PARODY, BUT ITS NOT A POTSHOT!

It all started when Jayfeather swimming in the lake, and then firestar showed up.

"Hey you, aren't you supposed to like, help cats?" said Firestar.

"Nah, I got bored of that, I'm going fishing!" Replied Jayfeather. "It's not like a serial killer is destroying the kits den."

"Well, there IS a serial killer destroying the den!"

"OH CRAP! Thanks for telling me, I'll be right on my way!"

"Ha, no. I Lied."

"What the crap, Firestar?"

And Firestar laughed. Minutes later, Jayfeather goes to the medical den, and sat there, mumbling to himself about his plot to kill Firestar.

"If that punk joked to me one more time, I'll rip his neck off. And then I will EAT his own stomach!" growled Jayfeather. "But how?, well I can ask Siri!"

"I'm just here for product placement." said Siri.

"Oh your damn useless!"

"Now don't treat me like clippy."

"How did you get here anyway?"

"Product Placeme-" And before Siri can complete his sentence, Jayfeather ate Siri.

"Oh yeah?" said a voice.

"Huh?"

"It's me, Tamama, and I'll rip YOUR neck off!"

"WHAT?"

And Tamama rips his neck off, then Tamama goes to Firestar.

"Hey, Jayfeather wanted to kill you!" said Tamama.

"Really?" said Firestar.

"BUT I KILLED HIM!"

"Oh, well, whatever."

THIS IS NOT FINISHED! Check back for more.