South Park & Teen Titans

Chapter 6: Where's Cyborg?
Robin was shocked and confused. This kid was friendly, it didn't want to rip him apart. He stared hard into its bright blue eyes. "I-I'm Robin" B-Dawg stuttered. "Robin of the Teen Titans." The kid laughed. "Robin of the Teen Titans? What a strange name!" Robin wanted to roll his eyes and insist that Stan was a much weirder name than Robin, but he didn't want to risk it near a child. Especially one with a dad who said the N-word on national TV.

"Anyway as I was saying." Stan continued. "I'm Stan Marsh, welcome to South Park. Are you new here?" Robin stammered then said, "Y-yes, very new. Uh, how long have you and you're, uhh...family been here?" "Very long." Stan said proudly. "Three generations before Grampa!" Robin had no clue who his 'grampa' was, but he didn't care. All he cared for was the whereabouts of his four best friends.

Stan carried on yapping away about his grandfather, and his great-grandfather, and his great-great-grandfather while Robin looked around the tall grasses, anxiety filling his heart. Then, he raced off as fast as he could. "Beast Boy!" he cried. "Starfire! Raven!" his new feet were full of muscle, and he hammered across the Coloradan plain as fast as he could. Suddenly, his nose picked up a scent. Raven! He could smell a lion-y scent of her at...3PM! "I'm coming, Rave!" he cried, running as fast as he could to a little curled up ball on the ground. "Ughh my head..." Raven groaned from the ball. "Raven, it's me!" Robin cried. Raven looked up, then opened his eyes wide in horror. "Morsus mortis!" she cried.

"No Raven, it's me! Robin! I'm a child again. I must have magically changed!" Raven frowned. "It is you, Robin! What in the mysterious..." Despite his new lion form, Raven hadn't changed a bit. Still that cynical grumpy girl with a love for waffles. Classical. "We must find the others!" Raven cried. "I just hope bad karma hasn't touched any of them." Robin thought of what bad they possibly could have done to get them bad karma, but he didn't stop to think. After picking up a scent of scruffy fur, the two brothers ran to find Beast Boy. They found him as a hippo wallowing with some others in a mudpool. After explaining they're new forms as kids, Beast Boy frowned.

"It still doesn't make any sense. Why would some book turn us into children? It's creepy!" They continued their search for Starfire and Cyborg. As the threesome wondered through the grass, something bright yellow jumped out and hit them in the side. "Aggghhh!!" Beast Boy and Raven cried. But Robin recognised the attacker. "Calm down, guys, it's just Stan." the two looked up in surprise at the name, and Robin motioned for them to be quiet. "More friends?!" Stan exclaimed. "Doesn't this day just keep getting better and better, Craig?" the blue-coated boy stopped near the Titans. "Yes, for the most part..." he said in a very Texan accent. "Now, let's go young master back home." Robin sniffed the air. Was that his soulmate?

"Hey dawg, I smell Starfire!" he cried. Beast Boy nodded. "Yeah, I smell her too!" they began to sniff the ground, when suddenly there was a blonde blur of fur. Starfire came leaping out. "Hey friends! Totally the fetch to see you!" she had a big Coloradan flower blooming in her fur. "Guess you figured out we're semi-kids now?" Robin laughed. "So good to see you, gal!" Starfire grinned back. Then her smile dropped. "W...where's Cyborg?" Cyborg! They had forgotten Cyborg! "Yo dawg, where is he?!" He did the moonwalk backwards. No Cyborg. He did the paw-wave over a ridge. No Cyborg. He did the dub-step through a huge gopher hole. Where was Cyborg?