The Pressure/Transcript

The Boyfriend Game



 * So what do you think of my treehouse, girls?




 * I love what you've done with the bathroom.




 * Thanks! I went for understated sheets.


 * Molly has such a good eye for interior design.




 * Boring! You think because it's on a tree it's all that. Well, it isn't, it's just as boring as a real house. I mean, what is it you actually do in here, Molly?


 * Well, I just hang out, watch the boys...




 * Lame! You don't watch boys, you kiss them.


 * What?!


 * Hold on! Don't tell you don't have boyfriends. You do, Molly, right?


 * Hmm! Sure I do! You don't know him, though. He's way older and... he's in High School!




 * Well, my boyfriend is so old that he doesn't have a babysitter!




 * Well, mine's so old, he stopped wearing braces!




 * Well, mine is so old that he doesn't even have teeth.




 * I wish I had a boyfriend.




 * Did Penny see my stunt?


 * Don't tell me you wanna impress those... those... those... perfumed sissies!


 * You mean those girls over there? Nah... They wouldn't care about a handsome bachelor, 12 years old, who likes foreign cinema, fine dining, extreme sports and long romantic walks on the beach by moonlight.


 * Let's make a pact, right here, right now. Pals before gals!


 * and : Pals before gals!


 * Ok...


 * Wait, wait, wait! Let's make a blood pact!




 * So, your turn to tell us, Masami. Do you have a boyfriend?


 * Yeah, he is... it's... it's Darwin!


 * Darwin!?


 * Yeah, he's great because... he's got legs an, you know... a head.


 * Okay.

The Hallway



 * Dude, stop it already.




 * Guys, guys, guys! Enemy at 12 o'clock. No, this way!




 * There he is.


 * Remember, pals before gals.




 * Hello, sweet cheeks.


 * WHAT!?!


 * Oh, c'mon. He is not your boyfriend, Masami.


 * Ha! He so is. Look. Hold my book, boyfriend.


 * Mmmm. Okay?


 * I'll show you how he likes me at the treehouse.


 * I can't believe it. You, you, you... girl-lover!


 * It's always the quiet ones.


 * She's not my girlfriend! What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do!? I know, I'll just run away and hide forever! I'll never forget you, guys!


 * That was dramatic.


 * Hey, Gumball.


 * Hey, Penny.


 * Wanna walk me to the canteen?


 * Definitely... definitely not, definitely not now, but maybe... later?




 * and :




 * Ok? See you later!

The Cafeteria



 * Gumball! I'm scared


 * Darwin? I thought you ran away forever.


 * I got hungry. Oh, no! They're here.  What am I gonna do now?


 * Don't worry buddy. If you can't see them, they can't see you.  Ok, I think we're safe.


 * and : Hey.


 * Yeah, hi. I was just talking about you, boyfriend. Come and sit by me. Oh, c'mon! Don't be shy, sugar lumps, and give me a hug.


 * Excuse me. Is... there room... for one more. So, what were we talking about?


 * Ha! Well, before you so rudly interrupted us, we were talking about how Darwin is gonna kiss me in the tree house.


 * What?!


 * Yeah. Because that's what boyfriend and girlfriend do. Come on, boyfriend, let's go somewhere more private.  Boyfriend!


 * Help... me!


 * Don't worry, buddy. I'm here for you. Pals before... Hi, Penny.


 * Hey, Gumball.


 * Where was I? Oh yeah, Darwin!

The Swimming pool

 * Darwin! Darwin, where are you? Darwin? Darwin!




 * Huh? What are you doing here?


 * She won't find me down here. She hates getting her hair wet.


 * Really?


 * Hey, have you seen Darwin around?


 * Don't worry buddy, I'm on it. Oh, oh man.  Pals before gals!


 * Hey Masami, have you seen Gumball anywhere?


 * Oh no, I can't do that to Penny. On one hand, I create a diversion to save Darwin, but on the other hand, I splash Penny and look like a...


 * What was that?


 * I don't know, but it sounded painful.


 * Oh, well! See you at the treehouse.


 * Darwin! There you are! C'mon, we're going for ice-cream.




 * Hey!




 * Hey, dude! Nice bikini!


 * Thanks. Oh, Rocky, wait! You've had girlfriends before, right?


 * Oh, yeah! Thousands of them!


 * And how did you get rid of them?


 * Well, usually, I just close my eyes and open my heart, and when I open my eyes again, they're gone...


 * What do you mean?


 * Well, I guess they don't want me to talk about my feelings...


 * So, you mean, openly expressing your emotional turmoil, rather than coming up with a convoluted little scheme. It's so crazy it just might work.

The Hallway



 * Listen, Masami. This is very difficult for me to say. I'm leaving. We've had good times together, but it's just not right for me. I can't help how I feel. It's not your fault, it's mine. I'm just not ready for something this amazing. [Suddenly, He gets angry to her]You deserve someone better. Now farewell, dear heart. What should I do?


 * I don't know.


 * Nice work, Romeo.


 * Okay, okay. I didn't mean it. Boyfriend joke. Look, I'm laughing. You can stop crying now, please.  Please, I'll do anything you want. I'll go to the treehouse. I'll... I'll kiss you.


 * Okay, see ya there, sweet lips.


 * Oh, man. I am so sorry.


 * [face turns red] What did you make me do? WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME DO?! I have to kiss a girl. I'm going to get married, I don't wanna get married.


 * I'm sorry, dude. Don't be like that...


 * Not cool, man. NOT COOL!


 * Don't worry, buddy, I'll save you!


 * How?! You need to have a date to get in that treehouse!


 * Yeah, that is true.


 * And what happened to "pals before gals"?


 * That's cool, I'll find a way to save him.


 * You better, cause if you don't, we will.


 * Hi, Gumball.

The Treehouse



 * After you, boyfriend.


 * Somebody, please, help me.


 * What did you say?


 * Nothing! I'm climbing.


 * Hey, Darwin!


 * Oh, no! They got you, too!


 * Oh yeah, they got me. It was horrible, ohh. Oh, no, don't drag me in there and kiss me. Hehehe. Oh, well, now that we're here...


 * So, girls, where are all of your boyfriends?


 * Okay, girls, confession time. My boyfriend's not real.


 * So, me and Penny are the only ones with boys to kiss. Darwin? Come on, boyfriend!


 * Gumball, do something.


 * Just a minute. Hehe. Sorry, I have to save my best friend.


 * I'm really glad you came.


 * Please, you don't wanna kiss me! I taste like fish!


 * Get back here!


 * Ahhhh, Gumball!


 * Such a beautiful day, Gumball.


 * Yeah, but not as beautiful as your antlers.  Can you feel the Universe moving around us.


 * Uh, yeah, it's more like a swaying motion, actually.


 * Let's kiss and remember this for all the eternity.


 * Let's kiss, so I can show these losers whose boss.


 * and : Timber!


 * Wow, that was amazing. Kissing Penny was like being run over by a unicorn.


 * And kissing Masami wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.


 * Bye, Penny.


 * See ya later, sugar lumps.


 * What fascinating creatures.


 * Pals before gals!