The Brave Little Toaster (1987) - Toaster's Plan

Transcript

 * (A little while, Radio starts humming "Taps". Antenna will go down. Then Blanky begins crying, and then Lampy starts crying for enjoy it too.)
 * Toaster: (angrily) STOP IT! (Then soap box will drop and Toaster stands on the box.) We're goin' out to find him!
 * Radio, Lampy, Kirby, Blanky: WHAT?!?
 * Kirby: What are you talking about? What do you mean?!
 * Toaster: Exactly what I said, we're gonna go out and find the master!
 * Blanky: (wincely) To the city?
 * Toaster: Yeah, no matter what.
 * Lampy: But, how would you propose we were gonna do that exactly?
 * Toaster: I-I don't know.
 * Kirby: Aw, come off it, be serious!
 * Toaster: (shouts) I am serious!
 * Kirby: You're insane!
 * Radio: Why if only we were all wiener dogs our problems would be solved.
 * Toaster: What?!
 * Radio: Or maybe it was a basset hound.
 * Kirby: You're all insane...
 * Radio: It was a news flash I picked up yesterday about a dog. (to Blanky) In an amazing show of loyalty and courage a terrier named Grover ran hundreds of miles to be reunited with his owner poor little critter was accidentally left behind on a fishing trip, three weeks ago had to find this way across rugged mountain peaks and scroching deserts in order to get home little Grover turned out to be one spunky pup.
 * Toaster: If a dog could do it, we could do it!
 * Blanky: But a dog has legs.
 * Toaster: Nah, don't be a wet blanket.
 * Lampy: Actually legs would help you know.
 * Kirby: Brains wouldn't hurt either!
 * Lampy: Lay off.
 * Radio: Yeah, pipe down, carpet breath!
 * Toaster: Well I'm going with or without you.
 * Kirby: I say we STAY. We'll have a new master anyway as soon as someone buys the cottage.
 * Blanky: (very sad) But, I don't want a new master. I want our master!
 * Toaster: Well what about the rest of you?
 * Radio: You boys are gonna need a leader. Why alone you wouldn't last for five minutes out there, I used to be a mountaineer see? And together we can stand against the forces of nature.
 * Lampy: We're you really a mountaineer?
 * Radio: Sure, ask anybody ask Teddy Roosevelt. Why we shot moose together on the Klondike.
 * Lampy: Wow, well you know I was thinking, you guys will need somebody bright along too.
 * Toaster: Good idea.
 * Radio: Listen to this: "Bold for two the Normandy invasion and who there, but Lampy to light the way!"
 * (Kirby was stands there in stand by.)
 * Toaster: You know, I though it'd good to have somebody come along who really... strong!
 * Lampy: And loud!
 * Blanky: And grumpy!
 * Radio: And oblivious and reality!
 * (Then Toaster will slap him with Radio, Lampy, Blanky)
 * Toaster: Well?
 * Kirby: I just know I'm gonna regret this!
 * All: YAY! YIPPEE! TO THE CITY! HOT DOG! YEAH!