Regular Park

Regular Park is a fanfic crossover between Regular Show and South Park.

Plot
Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick and Butters Stotch get a summer job at the park, where they meet Mordecai, Rigby, Benson and others.

​Part One: The Announcement
Benson: "Alright, everyone. I have an announcement."

Muscle Man: "You know who else has an announcement?"

Benson: "If you say your mom, you're fired!"

Muscle Man: "MY MOM!!!"

Benson: (turns red) "GET OUTTA HERE!!!!"

Muscle Man: "It was worth it. Let's go, Five!"

(Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost leave. Benson's gumballs turn normal)

Benson: "As I was saying, I have an announcement. I've hired five kids for the job. They're from South Park, Colorado, and they come to apply for the job."

Rigby: (whispers to Mordecai) "I bet I can get them to work for me."

(Unfortunately, Benson heard him)

Benson: "I heard that! Now, listen up! I want you to show respect for our new workers because if you don't, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!"

Mordecai: "Don't worry, Benson. We got it under control."

Benson: "Good."

(The sound of a bus is heard)

Benson: "They're here. Pops, give them a tour."

Pops: "Okay, Benson."

(The bus door opens as Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Butters come out)

Stan: "Okay, this is the place."

Kyle: "Yep! We're at the park."

Cartman: "This sucks ass! I still don't get why we have apply for a summer job. I'd rather spend the rest of my summer watching TV instead of wasting my time working."

Butters: "Oh, come on Cartman. I'm sure working at the park will be fun."

Cartman: (sarcastically) "Yeah, right."

Stan: "Let's go."

(The gang enters the park. They look around and are fascinated by the park)

Stan: "Nice park."

Butters: "What a lovely park."

Kenny: "You said it."

Cartman: "Boring."

Kyle: "Come on, Cartman. Lighten up. This is our first day, you know."

(The boys continue walking around the park. They see Pops driving his cart waving hello. Cartman snickers)

Stan: "Wha's so funny, Cartman?"

Cartman: "Get a load of that freak! He's got a huge head and a tiny face!"

(Cartman laughs)

Cartman: "I bet he can't fit through doors!"

(He continues laughing)

Stan: "Okay cut it out, Cartman!"

Butters: "Yeah! Be nice!"

Cartman: (continues laughing) "Okay guys. I'll stop laughing."

Pops: "Why, hello children. My name is Pops! What are your names?"

Kyle: "Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Kyle! And these are my friends Stan, Kenny and Butters, and this is the fatass Cartman."

Cartman: "Hey, don't call me you stupid jew!"

Pops: "Now, now you two. No need to be rude. I got lollipops."

(Pops hands out lollipops to the boys)

Stan: "Thanks, Pops.”

Kyle: "Yeah, thanks Pops."

Butters: "Thanks."

Kenny: "Yeah, thanks."

Cartman: "Yeah, yeah, yeah! Thanks, whatever."

Pops: "You're welcome. I'm here to give you children tour around the park. Now, let's go."

Butters: "What a nice man!"

Cartman: "Man, what a weirdo! He gave us lollipops. He is a lollipop. That's cannibalism."

Stan: "Don't be rude, Cartman! Let's go!"

Kyle: "Yeah, fatass! Let's go!"

Cartman: "Stop calling me fat! I'm not fat! I'm just big-boned!"

(They all get in the cart and Pops drives off)

Part Two: The Tour
(Pops drive to the house)

Pops: "Okay, here's the house."

Butters: "Neat house."

Stan: "Yeah, neat house."

Pops: "You like the house, huh. Well, let me show you the inside of the house."

(The boys follow Pops around the house)

Pops: "This is the hallway, and these are the stairs."

(Pops shows the boys the stairs, and then they go to the living room where Mordecai and Rigby play video games)

Pops: "This is the living room. And that's Mordecai and Rigby. Hey, Mordecai and Rigby!"

Mordecai and Rigby: "Yes, Pops?"

Pops: "The new workers are here."

(Mordecai pauses the game, as he and Rigby meet the gang)

Mordecai: "Hey. You must be the new workers."

Rigby: "Yeah, who are you."

Cartman: "Glad you say that. I am Cartman! Eric Cartman! And this is Stan, Kenny and Butters. And this is the bane of my fucking existence. This is Kyle."

Kyle: "Fat boy's the bane of my existence too."

Cartman: "Don't call me fat, jew! Yeah, that's what he is! A jew! He's a smartass! He's a fucking smarty, know-it-all-jewy pants!"

(Kyle gets angry and makes a fist)

Cartman: "And his mom. Man oh man, what can I tell you? His mom is a---"

(Right before he finish he sentence, Kyle punches him in the stomach)

Kyle: "SHUT UP, CARTMAN!!!!!!"

(TBA)