Cochrane-A In Trouble

[At school, Cochrane-A is in the classroom with Bubbles8218]

Teacher: "Okay class. It was time for--"

[Cochrane-A picks up a cup of poisoned gravy and throws it on the teacher; The teacher is charred]

Bubbles8218: "Oh dear!"

Teacher: "COCHRANE-A, HOW DARE YOU THROW SOME POISONED GRAVY ON ME? THAT 'S IT!!!!!! I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!!!!!!!!"

Bubbles8218: "Yeah! Do it!"

[The teacher takes Cochrane-A to the principal's office]

Teacher: "Okay now, Cochrane-A had thrown some poisoned gravy."

Principal: "What? Cochrane-A, how dare you do it to your teacher! That does it! You are suspended for super duper tranquility! Go home right now!"

[At home]

Cochrane-A's Mom: "Cochrane-A, how dare you throw some poisoned gravy on your teacher? That's it! You are grounded for uber ultraplex infinity!"

Cochrane-A's Dad: "That means no no Snagglepuss, no Huckleberry Hound, no Hong Kong Phooey, no Teen Titans Go, no Ed Edd and Eddy, no Powerpuff Girls, no Dexter's Laboratory, no Have Gun Will Travel, no Dr Finlay's Casebook, no Land Before Time, no We're Back A Dinosaur Story, no Rebel, no Spiderman Classic, no Doctor Who, no Green Screen Adventures, no Mystery Hunters, and no more anything until you learn to behave!"

Cochrane-A's Mom: "Now go to your room while we order some Professor Iris VHS's off of Amazon."