The Lion King: Alternate HISHE

In a gorge, the ground began to shake, a great stampede of wildebeests had begun, the little lion prince, Simba is horrified to see that scene. Soon he began to run to save his life...

Wildebeest #1(realized the little lion prince): Holy Moly! It's Simba! The lion prince! Everyone stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! (eventually, the great stampede has stopped just in time.)

Wildebeest #2: You're right! It is Simba! Our future king!

Wildebeest #3: Can't believe we almost kill the prince

Simba(approaching the wildebeests) Phew! Good thing you guys remember who I was. Can't imagine what could have happened

Mufasa(showing up with Scar and Zazu) Simba! I'm so glad you are okay!

Scar(pretended he doesn't know anything) Y-yeah, me too

Zazu: Good lord, what happened?

Wildebeest #1: We were eating some grass when suddenly three hyenas showed up to try eat us!

Mufasa: I shall take care of this later.(addressing to Simba) But now, I want to know you were doing here, young man?

Simba: Uncle Scar told me to stay here. He said there was a surprise for me

(everyone look at Scar suspiciously)

Scar: Uh...hmm...I gotta to go! (run away)

(In the Villain Pub)

Scar: ...and then, I ran away, to far away and to never come back.

Loki(from the Avengers): Tell me about it! Brothers can being such a pain in the ass.

Joker: I'm curious, let's, hypothetically, say your master plan has worked, what would do? You know, as lion king

Scar: Well, the first thing I would have done would pretend to be sad about the death of my brother and Simba, then I would have called my friends to stay in the Pride Rock. We would do nothing and eat all the food the lionesses would bring to us.

Loki: And...

Scar: And...that's it. That's my plan of government.

Loki: ...I'm sorry, but this makes you a bad king

Scar: What? No way! I would have been a wonderful king!

Joker: Agree, he would be a nice political

Scar: Yeah, very different from my spoiled nephew. Have you heard "I can't wait to be a king"?

Joker: But I sense a little of irony in this story...and rip-off. You kill Mufasa, makes Simba think it was his fault, then, he would eventually coming back as a good king.

Loki: Now that's a bad joke (both Loki and Joker laughed at Scar's expense)

Scar: I'm surrounded by idiots

(Play HISHE ending)

Voldemort(showing up): Hey! You are in place!

Scar: Oh yeah? What are going to do about it?

Voldemort: Imperius!

Scar(under Voldermort's control, walking away)

Darth Sidious(showing up): Meh. With the Force would have been better.