Shazam! Alternate HISHE


 * Freddy- "Aah! Why do you have a mustache?"
 * Superman-" I got a role in Mission Impossible but I needed to grow a mustache so the crew behind Justice League had to cover it up"


 * I think you forgot someone . (Whispering) : "It has a green ring"

Shazam: Hmmmm....I need to pick someone pure of heart... sees super powered pure hearted child Clark Kent Weeeell...hes an alien and all but....eh! Why not!

Super Shazam: And that's how I became Super Shazam. Gets struck with lightning and turns back to normal...but is still super powered


 * Sulley open up a door to the Rock of Eternity.
 * Sulley: Mike, we got another broken door.
 * Mike: What did you expect, this always happens every once in a while.
 * Mike: (whistles for assistance) Hey, we got a faulty door again.


 * (Batman Calls Spider-Man)
 * B: Hey Peter, can I talk with Uncle Ben?
 * S:No, he's with your parents at the theatre

Shazam: Meet my new friends!

Superman shows up

everybody cheers

Batman shows up

Everyone: Screaming. Run from the building.

Shazam: What?! Where's everybody going?

Batman: Oh right...I did technically go around killing criminals for a while...Im technically a serial killer...Awkward...