Nicktoons Academy Chapter 2

Chapter 2: Hello Nurse

It has been five days since my first day of high school, and now it's friday. I woke up a bit earlier today then five days ago. 7:00AM. Just enough time for me to get my stuff together and eat breakfast before walking out the door to find Ren standing there. "Hey." "Hi." Ever since my first day, me and Ren have been getting pretty close. We would occasionally walk to school together(sometimes with Stimpy) and talk a bit about school and crap. As me and Ren were walking to school, Ren suddenly stopped walking and stared at a woman with blonde hair and nurse clothes opening the school door. "What is it Ren? Do you know that woman?" "Yeah. A little bit. Bakc then, my dad used to go on rants about how awful she and her friends were even though he never met any of them." "Weird, why would he hate someone he never met?" "IDK..." we then walked up to the door and I pressed on the door when the woman spoke "Um, thanks." the woman walked in first and as she was walking, Ren just stared at her nice, sexy ass. I would've told him to stop but he was my friend so I just walked in the school and went to 1st period.

When I walked into the classroom, I noticed that the classroom was now 4x4. I sat in the upper right seat and more students came in over time. I noticed that Zim and Dib from a couple days ago was now in the class and they sat in the far left and far right of the upper seats. An orange colored girl, a black haired boy, a ginger haired girl, Sam, a girl wearing girl scout clothing, a bald boy wearing a green vest, and a green colored boy wearing a black jacket sat in the extra seats and after that Ms Bitter walked into the room and sat at her seat. "Students, we have added a couple extra seats into this and other classrooms as a response to complaints from parents that a school with an ungodly shit load of students needs more seats. And another thing is that our school nurse has returned from her vacation and she will walk into the classroom soon. I would like you to give her a warm welcome and don't even think about remarking about her sex magnets. Keep your eyes on her face and do not look down, got that?" then the woman from earlier walked into the room holding a first aid kit. "Hello students. I am Hello Carolina Nurse and I'm really sorry I couldn-" "Nice name there gurl! DAMN YOU HAWT!!! Luv u m8." the green skinned boy sitting in the far right seat screamed out of nowhere with his eyes staring at her boobs. "ROGER, SERIOUSLY?!!? YOUR FIRST DAY IN THIS CLASSROOM, AND YOUR ALREADY PROVING YOURSELF TO BE A GOD AWFUL PIECE OF SHIT!! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW!!!" yelled Ms Bitters to the boy, who ignored her and placed his two feet on his desk with a fern in his mouth. Ms Bitters then walked up to him and dragged him out of the classroom while he screamed pathetic pleas for mercy.

After that Ms Bitters walked back into the classroom. "I'm very sorry for that Nurse, go on." "I'm really sorry I couldn't be here earlier. During the flight back home some boy had a seizure and the staff was too busy smoking weed so I had I to help the boy but then the plane started heading straight into the ocean so I ran in to the cockpit and lifted the plane back up and had to drive the plane for several painful hours. But I'm here now and in case your wondering, yes the boy survived." Me and the rest of the class could only stare in shock, thinking about how badass this woman was and how the boy presumbably reacted to waking up to a blonde with her gigantic bewbs crushing his neck. My train of thought was quickly interuppted by Ms Bitters. "Thanks for the introduction Nurse. Now class, today we are having are weekly test. These papers are due by the end of the class. They will be handed back to you monday." She then placed a sheet of paper on each of the student's desks. I immediately got to work on my paper and finished it in 15 minutes. I then handed the paper to Ms Bitters and sat down at my desk and started drawing on a piece of notebook paper. "Hey, nice drawing. I wish I could draw as good as that." spoke the orange skinned girl from earlier. "I'm Patty. Nice to meet you." as she was talking to me, I saw the boy wearing the green vest earlier was staring at Patty with hearts in his eyes. "Oh him? That's Doug. He's good a friend of mine. I think you two might get along." Interrupted Patty, bringing Doug out of his love struken trance.

"Oh h-h-hi I...I'm Doug Funnie, nice to meet you..." "It's Auburn." "Nice name Auburn." Then Sam walked to me with the black haired boy I mentioned earlier. "Auburn. This is Danny, that boy I told you about in science class days ago." "Hey Auburn, Sam told me about you in fifth period in english class yesterday. Pleased to finally meet you. I-" Danny was interrupted by a girl wearing girl scout clothes handing her paper to Ms Bitters. "Ms Bitter, the test you handed me has been accomplished!!" "