Sneaky Agent

Sneaky Agent is what may be considered one of the worst fanfics written for The Secret Show. It is the final fanfic in the tetralogy that the author, agentmatt, published during the year 2009 (mind you, this was the year after the last new episodes aired both in the UK and the US). Nor only does it belittle women, like the author usually does, with the ladies acting totally OOC, it also takes personal character dislike a bit too far, having turned everyone's least favorite character, Alphonse the Italian sculptor (who's normally gentle as a lamb), into a crazed, sadistic, vengeful monster.

Chapter 1
The fanfic begins with Victor and Anita getting ready for work as usual, while feeding the newborn twins, Victor Jr. and Vanessa, formula. After they drop the kids off at their grandma Mildred's house, they leave for work. As soon as they've gone through all the processes to get to the main pod, they arrive at the briefing room, where the chief, Changed Daily, is about to speak when an U.Z.Z agent comes in and hands him a letter, apparently one Special Agent Ray wrote where he explains he went on vacation (this would be "holiday" in the UK) that morning and is indecisive about when or if he wants to come back, because he really loves his vacation spot, so much that he wants to stay there and move in permanently. He writes that until he's made his decision, he's hand-picked someone to take his place and wear his sunglasses. After Changed Daily finishes reading the letter, Professor Professor reveals who the replacement is. That's right, it's none other than the Italian scumbag himself, Alphonse! After the chief receives his name of the day, Peter's Plumped Pecan Pie, he tells Victor and Anita that they're going to be sent to the T.H.E.M base to confiscate the reconstructed un-inventing ray before the Expendables can get it to work. Upon hearing this, Alphonse yells out no and somehow manages to persuade them to send him over there in their place. So he flies over to the T.H.E.M base on his skybike and it's there we discover that Alphonse is actually a double agent (le gasp!). Doctor Doctor, being the wonderful genius she is, hands over a decoy un-inventing ray over to Alphonse to take back to the U.Z.Z base. After work, Victor and Anita go home to discuss how work was, until Victor figures out that something just doesn't seem right. At the end of the chapter, Victor decides to do some investigation to confirm his suspicions.

Links
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1843946/agentmatt

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5577495/1/SNEAKY_AGENT