Gomez Pan part 2: Meet the Weirdies Collaboration

LONDON 2009

All this has happened before, and it will all happen again. But this time, it happened in London. It happened on a quiet street in Bloomsbury. That corner house over there is the home of the Werdies Collaboration. And Gomez Cruz chose this particular house because there were people here who believed in him. There was Momoka Aizawa.

At the house, there was a teenage Japanese girl with purple hair, bluish-green eyes, a five-colored star hair clip, a magenta gown, a white petticoat and bloomers, a teal necklace, and red ballet shoes, plus a pair of purple glasses. Her name was Momoka, and she was fixing her hair in front of the mirror as she called out, "Mike, please hurry! We mustn't be late for the prom, you know."

"Momoka believed that Gomez Cruz was the spirit of youth. Mike the Karaoke Robot..."

At the other room, a humanoid robot with metallic-yellow hair and red eyes, wearing only a white dress shirt, light blue pants, and matching shoes, was looking for his cuff links, as he frowned. He's Mike the Karaoke Robot. He called out, "Momoka, unless I find my cuff links, we don't *go* to the party." He opened the top drawer of a dresser and looked in, and then the bottom drawer. "And if we don't go to the party, I can never show my face on stage again, And if I can never show-" He got up and banged his head on the open top drawer and shouted in pain. "OUCH!" He hopped around while holding his head.

Well, Mike was a practical robot. The boys, however, Mr. Small and Glasses Crow, believed Gomez Cruz was a real person and made him the hero of all their nursery games.

At the room, two boys playing with wooden swords and one hanger. One is a six-year-old boy with orange hair and eyes. And he wore an orange nightshirt, matching sleep leggings, orange-yellow socks, brown slippers, and a dark-orange bandana around his head. His name was Mr. Small, and he's the one holding a hanger. The other one has a wooden sword. He was a four-year-old African American boy with black hair and light blue eyes. He wore a blue Dixie cup hat, white glasses with pink lenses, and a pair of purple footy pajamas. His name was Glasses Crow. Glasses was playing Gomez Cruz while Mr. Small was playing Gomez's arch nemesis Captain Dimentio.

"Blast you, Spongebob Squarepants!" Mr. Small shouted, thrusting his sword at Glasses.

"Take that! Give up, Captain Dimentio? Give up?" Glasses smirked while blocking his wooden sword.

"Never!" Mr. Small hollerd, using the hanger to open a drawer under Glasses' feet. And the four-year-old fell in! "I'll teach you to cut off me hand!"

While then, someone came in. It was a teenage girl with blue eyes, blonde hair in a ponytail, a pink nightgown with the orange letters "ZC" on the chest, light pink bloomers, and orange slippers. Her name was Maddie "ZootyCutie."

She saw Mr. Small and said, "Oh no, Mr. Small. It was the left hand."

"Oh yes, thank you Maddie." He switched the hanger from the right hand to the left hand.

Maddie "ZootyCutie," the eldest, not only believed. She was the supreme authority on Gomez Cruz and all his marvelous adventures.

While Maddie went to the hallway, She said to someone, "Oh, Tidbit! Must we always take that nasty tonic?"

Of what Maddie is talking to, was a tan dog holding a tray on his head. His name was Tidbit.

Tidbit, the butler, being a dog kept his opinions to himself and viewed the whole affair with a certain tolerance.

He careful watch over the pillow and went to a small table. Tidbit lifted it with his ears, put it on the table, and pushed it a little so it won't drop. He walk to the pillow as he pick it up.

"Take that!" Glasses cried.

As Mr. Small and Glasses played around, hopping around the beds, Mr. Small called out, "Insolent boy, I'll slash you to ribbons!"

While then, Tidbit went to the bed, placed the pillow there, and fixed the sheets and blanket up "And I'll cut you to pieces! Aha!"

As when he hit, Mr. Small yelped in pain. "Ouch! Careful, Glasses! You'll bruise me!"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Small." Glasses said.

As then, Tidbit picked up two blocks and brought them to the other blocks. Mr. Small and Glasses continued to play as they bounced on the bed, causing the pillow to fall off again.

"Ah! You'll never leave this ship alive!" Mr. Small shouted.

"Oh yes, I will." Glasses shouted back, "Take that!"

When Tidbit placed the ABC on the top, he walked but quickly turned as he made a mistake. He got them to BAC. So he took the A block and move the B block and place it to the first. He smiled and walk to the tonic for the kids.

"Scuttle me bones, boy, I'll slit your gizzard!" Mr. Small stabbed as his wooden sword, and it ripped through the sheets.

Then Tidbit poured the tonic onto the spoons.

"Oh, no, you won't!" Glasses cried, "Back! Back! Back, you villain!" As he and Mr. Small moved through the sheets, he pushed his wooden sword against his.

"Insolent pup!" Mr. Small snarled.

Tidbit heard that as he turned, only to get the tonic on his paw. He put it down as Glasses snapped, "Wicked pirate!"

"Aha! I got you!" Mr. Small sneered.

"You didn't either; you never touched me." Glasses smirked. When Tidbit licked it off, he was grossed out by that taste!

And Glasses tried to stab Mr. Small twice, but the six-year-old dodged. "Take that! And that!" Glasses called, "And that!" When Glasses thrust his wooden sword under Mr. Small's arm, he made it look like he got him.

Pretending he was dead, Mr. Small placed a hand over his chest, groaned a fake death groan, and fell to the floor.

Homer came in and hear them shouts.

"Boys, boys, less noise, please." Mike said without looking in front. He knocked the blocks down as Tidbit heard that, and he had to get them back together as he frowned in annoyance.

"Oh, hi, Mike." Mr. Small said in a normal voice. But Glasses, who was still playing, looked down on his older friend.

"You old bilge rat!" he cried.

Homer then heard that and was insulted "Wha- wha-what? Now, look here, Scooter..."

"Oh, not you, dad. You see, he's Spongebob Squarepants." Dib told him.

"And Dib's Captain Albert Wily." Scooter told him too.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Have you seen my cuff links?" Homer asks only he bump Pluto and knocking the blocks down as he shouts "Oh, Pluto, for crying out loud! Where are those cuff links?" Pluto was annoying and smash the last blocks that was standing.

"Cuff links, Dad?" Dib asks.

"Yes, Dib. The gold one." Homer said as he keep looking around here.

Dib whisper to Scooter and asks "Scooter, the buried treasure, where is it?"

"I don't know, Dib." Scooter said.

"The map then… Where's the treasure map?" Dib ask.

"It got lost." Scooter said.

While Homer looking around the bed, he then spotted something under the covers, he was shocks and shouted "Oh My God! My shirt front!" He grab his shirt front.

Scooter saw him and when to him "Hurray! You found it! You found it!"

Homer put it on, a he turn, he doesn't know that it got chalk all over his shirt front, that's look like the lost map "Yes, so I have. And hereafter..." As then, Scooter came and pull his shirt to grab his shirt front "Don't paw me Scooter! This is my last clean..." it was lose as he has saw something shocking and horror. He saw a lost map. "No..." He can't say something, only he cover his shirt front shouting "NO!"

Marge came in and said "Homer, dear, we really must hurry, or we'll be late."

"Marge, Look!" Homer said as he's showing Marge his shirt front.

Marge saw that and was shocks "Homer!"

"It's only chalk, dad." Scooter said.

"It's not his fault. It's in the story. And Sandy said..." Dib said.

As when Homer heard what Dib said, he now know what's up "Sandy? Story? I might have known." He walk to the door as he call out "Sandy." he cross his arms and call out very loud "Sandy!"

Sandy heard him and walk in asking "What's up pa?"

"Would you kindly expl-" Homer tries to say only Sandy walk by him when she see Marge in her dress.

"Oh, ma! you look simply lovely in that dress their!" Sandy said.

"Oh, Thank you dear." Marge said.

Homer turn to annoying and said "Sandy..."

"Just my old gown made over but it did turn out right. And I-" Marge said.

"Marge, if you don't mind, I'd..." Homer said as Sandy turn and saw his shirt front.

"Oh, Pa! what have you done to your shirt?" Sandy asks.

Homer couldn't believe what's he's hearing "What have I...?" He then turn and screaming in shame "AAAAAOOOOOOOHHHHHH!"

Marge walk to him with a cloth "Now, Homer, really. It comes right off." She wash off the chalk on his shirt front.

"That's no excuse." He frown and said while they putting the toys away "Sandy, haven't I warned you? Stuffing the boys' heads with a lot of silly stories."

"Oh but Pa! They aren't!" Sandy said.

"Well I say they are! Captain Willy, Spongebob SquarePirate!" Homer said.

"It's Spongebob Squarepants, Pa." Sandy told him.

"Pants, pirate," Homer tries to put on collar around his neck "That's completely poppycock!"

"Oh no, Pa."

"Dad have you ever-"

"You don't understand." The children tries to tell him.

"Absolute poppycock!" Homer finally got the collar together "And let me tell you, this ridiculous..."

"Now Homer." Marge said, and fix his bow tie.

"Now, Homer. Now Homer." He repeat of what Marge said, while Pluto almost done putting the blocks back up, as he listens "Well, now Homer will have his say!" He fix it himself, only mess it up.

"Please, dear." Marge refix it and done.

"Marge, When we adopted Sandy to our part of the family when she was a child, she's growing up." As when Pluto pick up two more blocks, he listen very carefully "It's high time she had a room of her own." He pointed at the hall as it's shocks them all.

"Pa!" Sandy shouts.

"Homer!" Marge shouts.

"What?!" Dib shouts.

"No!" Scooter shouts.

Pluto drop them all shocks and couldn't believe what's he's hearing and what Homer was doing. "I mean it! Young lady, this is your last night in the nursery!" He said as Sandy has her head low in sadness "And that's my last word on the matter!" he walk away only nearly stomp Pluto and tries to get out of the way, Homer can't move around and ready to fall. And losing his steps.

Pluto move away, as he stop fully as he nearly knock the blocks again, only Homer bump him and knock them down, now he's must move away before it's happen, but he step the wagon and roll back and fall, as Homer step on it and roll around here. "NO!" And when Pluto rolling by, the wagon was stopped made Homer leap back and yelled "YEEOOAAAW!" He drop down knockings the stuffs down, they were shocks that Pluto was knock against the wall.

As for Homer, he was on the drop, feeling in pain, and last of many stuff drops on his head, the last is the jack-in-the-box, and up pop the jack, as it's stand on his head, which made Homer mad and annoying.

"Oh!" they all said together, Homer heard them, and know that they saw him get hurt, and caring of him. So he close his eyes waiting for them, but suddenly they ran pass him, which made Homer eyes widen shocks. As they run to Pluto, but Homer.

"Poor Pluto." They said together again.

Homer couldn't believe this, and can't believe what's he's hearing "Poor Pluto?" He look back, as he's very angry as he hop up on his feets and rumbled when he stomped up and shouts "OK! THAT IS THE LAST STRAW!" He pointed his finger out the door shouting "OUT! OUT I SAY!"

Scooter holding Pluto and refuse "No, Dad, no!"

Homer grab Pluto's collor and shouted "YES! There'll be no more dogs for a butler in this house!" Scooter grab Pluto's tail, as Marge stop him by picking him up. As Homer drags Pluto out the room.

Scooter was sad as he wave to him "Good bye, Pluto."

Pluto wave back good bye. As Homer when out to the back as he's said "Poor Pluto. Oh, yes, poor Pluto. But poor father? Oh, no." He let go of Pluto and look for the rope, and couldn't find it "Blast it! Where is that rope?" He turn as he saw Pluto holding a rope in his mouth, Homer walk and take saying "Oh, thank you.." He tieing it up to his collar, as Pluto is giving him the sad look, Homer saw that and couldn't bear it "Oh, come on now, Pluto. D-Don't look at me like that."

He walk to the fountain, which filling up Pluto's dish, as he pick it up and fill it more "It's nothing personal. It's just that- Well, you're not really a butler at all You're… Well, a dog. And the children aren't puppies, they're people. But, Sandy is just a squirrel." He place his water dish near him "And sooner or later, Pluto, people and squirrel have to grow up." He pet Pluto's head.