Misery and Madness

Author: John.mitchell.9210256

This fanfiction is the first story based around a crossover couple I made known as Klaus Baudelaire X Aya Drevis; AKA, Klaya/Ayaus.

Chapter 1: Asking Her Out
A 20-year old man in a navy blue sweater over a white collared shirt with lime green trousers, rounded bifocals, and orange-and-gray sneakers walked out of a British automobile. He had brown hair, blue eyes, and nearly pale skin along with a book in his arm and a rose in his hand. His name was Klaus Baudelaire and he walked up to the residence of our lead lady in this story you're reading. He gave 3 knocks and it was answered by a woman named Alice Liddell. She was in a blue dress with striped stockings, a bloody apron, long leather boots, and she had rusty red-and-brown hair with green eyes. No she's not the leading lady I spoke of.

"Hello ther, Klaus," Alice greeted. "I haven't seen you in a while."

"Hello to you too, Alice," Klaus greeted back. "Is Aya Drevis home?"

"Yes, down in the basement practicing surgery," Alice directly answered.

"Thank you," Klaus said. He went down the steps and then knocked on the door to the lab. Aya (yes, she's the leading lady; semi-spoiler) then heard it and said "Coming!" as she opened the door. The 18-year old girl stood before Klaus in a navy blue dress, a white apron, white socks reaching up to her thighs with strapped slip-on shoes, a velvet red bow in her black hair with the bangs cut so she can see with her blue eyes, she also wore a doctor's coat that had blood from her surgery practice along with her bloody chainsaw that she used when she was 11, and her skin was paler than Klaus's.

"Klaus Baudelaire? What are you doing here?" Aya asked. She then saw the rose in his hand and figured out why.

"I wanted to ask you something," he answered as he held out the rose. Aya politely took the rose and smelled it.

"Ahh...nice to smell something aside from rotting meat and hemoglobin from the blood," Aya said. "So anyway, what did you want to ask me?"

"I wanted to know if..." Klaus scratched the back of his head akwardly with a slight tint of red in his face, "...if you would like to go on an afternoon picnic with me on Saturday."

Aya was a bit startled by the question as she felt her heart skip a beat with a tint of red to her face as well, pretty visible to her pale skin. "Do you mean like...on a date?"

"Sort of, yes," Klaus answered.

"Alright," Aya responded.

"Good," Klaus said, smiling. "How does 3:30 sound for you?"

"I guess that works for me," Aya answered with a smile. She leaned towards Klaus and gave him a kiss on the forehead. "See you later."

Klaus had walked out of the basement and back up to the foyer. He then exited the house and went back in the car with his new guardian, Dr. Stuart Ashen, who wore a business suit with a red tie and brown hair.

"So, how did it go?" Ashens asked.

"She said yes, Dr. Ashen," Klaus said. This shocked Stuart a bit since he wasn't the most lucky.

"Blimey," Ashens said to himself, "I'm actually quite frightened."