Courtney's Favorite Quotes, Part 1

[The Joker interrupts the meeting of mob bosses] Joker: [fake laughter done in a deadpan voice] Ha ha ha ha, hahaha, ha, ha, ha, oh, a-hee-hee, ha ha, oh, hee hee, hee ha, ahaha. [returns to normal voice] I thought my jokes were bad. Gambol: Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off. Joker: How 'bout a magic trick? [he slams a pencil into the table, point first] I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. [Gambol's henchman tries to attack him; in one swift motion the Joker then slams the man's head into the pencil, forcing the entire pencil through his eye socket; the man falls over dead] Joker: Ta-daa! [looks at where the pencil was with mock surprise] It's…it's gone! Oh, and by the way, the suit? It wasn't cheap. You ought to know, you bought it. Gambol: That's it. [rises from his chair] The Chechen: I want to hear, proposition. Joker: Let's wind the clock back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did-did your balls drop off, hm? You see, a guy like me… Gambol: A freak. [The men in the room laugh] Joker: …A guy like me…look, listen, I know why you choose to have your little [clears throat] "group therapy sessions" in broad daylight, I know why you're afraid to go out at night: The Batman. See, Batman has shown Gotham your true colors. Unfortunately, Dent…he's just the beginning, and as–as for th-the television's so-called "plan", Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him squeal. I know squealers when I see them, and…[points at the televised Lau] The Chechen: What do you propose? Joker: It's simple. We, uh…kill the Batman.

Darth Vader: You turned her against me!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You have done that yourself!

Darth Vader: You will not take her from me!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your anger and lust for power have already done that! You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your mind until now…until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy!

Darth Vader: Don’t lecture me, Obi-Wan! I see through the lies of the Jedi! I do not fear the Dark Side, as you do! I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your new Empire?!

Darth Vader: Don’t make me kill you!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!

Darth Vader: If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes! I will do what I must!

Darth Vader: You will try!