October 12, 2004



Before the Alta Vista School's Kindergarten classes of 2012 even existed, I remember the best day of my life. This took place at Lincoln Elementary School at Lunch-Recess. My best friend and I were conspiring to get back at a schoolyard bully named Michael Neilsen. He kept annoying me since 4th Grade. When I got the ball, I planned to get James to hit that schoolyard bully. After many attempts, he successfully hit Michael, and told the noon aide that "James hit Michael Neilsen with a ball". This sent James to the principal's office.

Before recess was over, I gloated to the sky, and God too, about getting more presents for Christmas this year. When we lined up for music class, Kelsey talked to Mrs. Maldonado about Alex. When she came, Armida yelled "We are going to talk to your parents!" This teacher was fucking mean.