Alien Subduction

(AT NIGHT TIME)

Leshawna: Yo, I haven't seen Chris, Chef, the crew or the other contestants in our cabin when I got up.

Cream: WHAT?

Mac: Bloo, wake up. (shakes Bloo while he is laying on his bed) I can't find Numbuh One or Jack.

Bloo: That's weird. I was having a chugging contest with Dexter cause I told him was too much of a chicken to impress Numbuh Five and I passed out and Dexter wasn't there.

Cream: Ya, and me and Starfire were looking for twigs for the next bonfire and she was gone by the time I went to check for her.

Leshawna: Ya, I slept at 8Pm, and when I woke up. All the girls were gone. Everything is too quiet.

Bloo: Hey, has anybody seen that weird saucer thing around flying away from us.

Cream: Unless it's Starfire's relatives, I don't know what it is.

Espio: It appears that aliens abducted your friends.

Leshawna: Strange chameleon say what now?

Cream: Ya, this is Espio. Ya, one time, we were all facing off against this aliens.

Mac: Did you say aliens? This could be trouble. Oh, and by the way, before I went to sleep, I caught this.(throw Pokemon and a Sableye comes out)

Mac's Sableye: Sableye.

Mac: It's a Sableye.

Aliens: Interesting speciemen.

Geoff: Hey guys, what's up?

Leshawna: This is no time for what's upping party boy.

Aliens: Freeze earthlings and we will spare you.

Cream: Okay, how about you freeze? Youtraqua. (spell grows flowers on the aliens' heads)

Bloo: That's a freezing spell?

Cream: Okay, can you blame me? I just got this a few episodes ago Mr. I have a light saber.

Mac: Sableye, Dark Pulse.

Aliens: Protective shields on. (traps Geoff on the way)

Geoff: What is this?

(Aliens and Geoff get teleported and saucer flies away)

Leshawna: Wow, that I didn't see coming.

Espio: What are we…(he, Leshawna. Mac, Sableye, Cream, and Bloo get teleported)

Bloo: What? Where are we? Where are we?

Sue: Welcome to my evil lair of babyness.

Bloo: Evil lair? (gasps) Stewie!

Sue: Who is this Stewie?

Mac: You mean you are not Stewie?

Sue: No, I'm Sue.

Espio: (looks at book profile) Are you Stewie's cousin?

Sue: Who I'm trying to kill.

Espio: Listen, some aliens abducted their friends.

Sue: They did. Let me show you what the lair really looks like. (pulls switch to show toddler room like room)

Cream: You're lair is really your room.

Sue: Yes, my parents couldn't afford a real lair.

Mac: Sableye, Foresight.

Sableye: Sab (uses Foresight and sees the saucer above Sue's roof)

Sue: Don't worry, that's just my escape saucer, it looks like you are being attacked by aliens, but it's not.

Bloo: Uh, okay. Hey, what does this lever?

(everyone stares at Bloo)

Bloo: I'm just curious.

Sue: Oh, that's my other lair button. My parents don't know about it, but it doesn't hurt to not know.

Leshawna: Uh Sue, there is a green guy with anteneas and he says he's a pizza guy.

Sue: Blast it, commence the teleportation module.

Cream: What's that?

Sue: It's the trail from where you were teleported from.

Espio: Got it.

Sue: Hey you, you idiot, pull that lever.

Bloo: (pulls lever and a large boulder falls on her)

Sue: Wrong lever.

Mac: Bloo. (pulls correct lever and they all fall into a roller coaster like sequence)

Simulation: Please keep all hands and feet inside the roller coaster and if you faint, you can not sue Sue for any problems.

Leshawna: Oh boy. I don't like what that just said.

Sue: Well, put your buckles on. (puts on seat belt around waist) It's gonna be a wild ride.

Simulation: Roller coaster starts in three, two…..

CC:

Cream: I thought I was gonna die.

CC;

Bloo: I was never scared so much in my life.

CC:

Leshawna: I thought my life was gonna end right there. And I didn't even right in my will.

CC:

Mac: I think Sue is just plain crazy, like I, I mean Kaleidoscope.

(everyone flies off of roller coaster sequence and strangly all appear in lab coats and goggles, except Bloo who is hanging while wearing a lab coat that is stuck to a pole)

Mac: Weird.

Cream: Really, I think it is comfy.

Leshawna: Uh, why are we wearing these?

Sue: Sorry about this, my aunt Ezma is a bet of a psycho.

Bloo: I'm kinda stuck here. Help.

Mac: So, Ezma is Peter and Lois's step cousin.

Sue: I told you I don't know Peter and Lois.

Peter: Hey, name's Peter Griffin.

Mac: Why aren't you in these clothes?

Peter: Oh I took the stairs.

Leshawna: There are stairs?

Sue: Oh, they're very long stairs, trust me.

Peter: Good thing I got there quickly by sliding on the railing. You guys look like geeks. (laughs) By the Sue, can you do me a favor? You see that fire extinguisher there?

Lois: Knock it off Peter.

Meg: (talks about Peter and Lois) You two are annoying. (runs up the stairs)

Peter: (sees Bloo fall on the ground and beats him up and got nervous and walked very fast up the stairs)

Bloo: Ow, who the heck was that stupid?

Mac: He just introduced himself a minute ago.

Sue: Computer, show me the security cameras.

(security cameras shows Peter walking towards the rail and sliding on it)

Bloo: Can we just go with a plan?

Sue: Oh, right.

(30 MINUTES LATER ON THE SPACESHIP)

Chris: How are going to get out of this cell?

(Geoff gets thrown in)

Gwen: Geoff?

Chris: Glad they didn't get Espio.

(explosion occurs)

Dexter: How did you guys get here?

Jinx: And who is that girl?

Leshawna: Long story short. (pulls lever which opens cage and everyone runs out)

Cream: Let's get out of here.

Aliens: The prisoners have escaped.

(alarm is sound)

Numbuh Five: Uh oh.

Jack: (opens escape pods) In these. (everyone gets in escape pod)

(15 MINUTES LATER)

Leshawna: And that girl is called Sue.

Chris: Wow, I really glad you saved us. Thanks, nobody gets voted off this episode.

Everyone: (cheers)