Scrooged starring Master Xandred and Friends

2012 after the apocalypse...

Master Xandred: Well, now. Seems that our friend Starscream perished in the apocalypse! Hahahaha!

Megatron: Yes, and we shall... eh?

Overlord: What is it, Megatron?

Megatron: LOOK!

All the villains gasp at a hearse carrying a coffin in white.

Lotso: Maybe you are seeing things that are not appropiate.

Master Xandred: Let's all go.

As the villains go for their house, a face appears on the door in the shape of a lamp. It screams.

Pennywise: What is this?!

Countess Dracula: We shall see.

Inside the house...

Count Dregon: Megatron, you and Team Krulos check the living room.

Megatron: Yes, Dregon!

Count Dregon: Umbra, you and Team Tybalt check the kitchen and laundry.

Umbra: I will.

Count Dregon: The rest of you, split up.

Krulos: There's nothing there!

Umbra: I've had enough, Count Dregon. We are going upstairs!

Tybalt: Yeah! We have to go upstairs!

Upstairs... in the bedroom...

Count Olaf: I really do hate Christmas...

Master Xandred: Shhh!

KOMPLEX, in the Evil Queen's magic mirror, comes to the room.

KOMPLEX: What is it you wish?

Master Xandred: I wish that...! Oh! What is that noise!

Queen Beryl: It's like "something" is coming our way!

A bright light appeared, and along came the ghost of Optimus Prime's most heroic lawyer, Lampy.

Pete: What do you want from us?

Lampy: Ha! Much!

Master Xandred: Tell me now, Lampy, we killed you, remember?

Lampy: Yes, seven years ago.

Master Xandred: Mind your own business!

Lampy: True. It's the mankind I love that is my business at Christmastime.

Chairface Chippendale: And those chains you wear...

Lampy: There's not enough time to explain...! Hear me! My time is nearly past! I am here to warn you about a triplet of spirits in order to change all your ways.

Master Xandred: Don't leave us!

Lampy: Remember what has passed betDween us...

Master Xandred: No!!!!!! Don't leave me!

The next day...

Megatron: Ah... quarter past... nothing's wrong...

However, light came from the curtains in the form of Blanky.

Blanky: I am your previous Christmasses.

Master Xandred: You can take us to our past?

Blanky: Yes.

Later, after a tour of the past...

Master Xandred: Haunt us no longer!

Grimlord: I'll prepare a midnight feast.

Grimlord sees a light coming from the kitchen room.

Grimlord: Vnejix! Look!

Venjix: Huh! Could it be Kirby?

Indeed. Venjix is rigjht! It's the Autobots' favourite vacuum cleaner, Kirby!

Kirby: I am your Christmas from now on.

Dark Surfer: A tour of the present would do.

Later, after a tour of the present...

Kirby: Look! Beneath my robe are two children you fear this Christmas!

Master Xandred and villains: Have they no shelters? No charities to help-

Kirby: Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?

A long-dead Radio comes to life as protector of the future of Christmas.

Radio: ...

Master Xandred: You are the future of Christmas!

Dr. Blowhole: Take us a tour of the future...

Later, after a tour of the future...

The Radio takes them to their gravestones

Master Xandred: No!!!!!!!! We are not the villains we were!

All: Why show us this if we are past all hope?

Kang the Conqueror: Please, spirit, help me!

After they wake up...

Master Xandred: What a nightmare!

Megatron: We've changed our error of ways! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

KOMPLEX: You are free to go!

Master Xandred: Merry Christmas, KOMPLEX. I'll miss you.

The mountains of the Spiral Zone filled with snow.

And they all lived happilly ever after.