The Disruption Of The Christmas Play (Simon Birch)

Simon Birch was in a Christmas play! He was the baby Jesus and Marianne was the Blessed Mother, Mary! Simon pulled Marianne into the manger and a big fight ensued! The angel Gabriel, played by a boy who was afraid of heights, threw up all over the Sunday school teacher! As punishment, Reverend Russell told Simon that he couldn't go to the winter retreat