Spaceballs: Revenge of the Dark Schwartz Lords

This one is a prequel to the hit Star Wars spoof Spaceballs.

Characters

 * Gold Starr: Lone Starr's father and mentor to Mervyn Saturnia. Has a laid-back, easy-going, almost hippie-like attitude, but he is quite skilled with the Schwartz. Almost always wears a red shirt with his signature gold star on it. Gets killed in the Final Duel.
 * Mervyn Saturnia: A kid who mysteriously appeared as an infant on Saturnia XVII, hence his name. He has some serious anger issues. When he is not practicing his Schwartz skills, he is scouring the internet for information about his parents (a running gag is that the computer crashes). He ends up becoming Dark Helmet.
 * Yogurt: A wise old sage who founded the Order of the Schwartz centuries ago. Mentor to thousands of great warriors, including Gold Starr. Besides the Schwartz Knights, he has a team of hooded Jawa-like creatures (called "Dinks" after the only word in their language) to help him with stuff.
 * Barf: A Mawg (half-man, half-dog) that follows Gold Starr wherever he goes. He is almost always eating something, and when anyone tears him away from his food, he goes berserk. Acts as a love counselor to Gold Starr and Sophie. He lives on the planet Mawgia.
 * Spitz: A half-man, half-frog creature that used to be King Bruppus's Royal Boob, until he got fired for saying "Quankbong" (a curse word in his language). He rarely appears, except when things are looking grim and everyone needs a good laugh. He speaks with a Portuguese accent.
 * Princess Sophia: Gold Starr's fiancee. It is never revealed what planet she hails from. She loves Gold Starr with a passion. The only problem is, neither side of the Schwartz permits marriage. Gets killed in the Final Duel.
 * President Thorndyke/Lord Dark Makeup: President of Planet Spaceball, he is the only remaining Dark Schwartz Lord. Constantly planning ridiculous evil plots against Gold Starr, all of which fail. Wields a double-bladed Schwartz blade, most likely a homage to Darth Maul. Gets killed in the Final Duel.
 * Vice President Skroob: Vice President of Planet Spaceball. He is, even more conspicuously than in the movie, a total imbecile. A running gag is that he listens to an iPod repeatedly, usually one of the songs "Raise Your Hands" by Bon Jovi or "(Got a) Holiday in My Head" by Smash Mouth. Promoted to President after Thorndyke's death.