The City Bus/Squeezed in the Middle Revised

A black middle-aged bus driver went to the bus station one day! He got on his bus and started her up! The bus driver then left the bus station to pick up some passengers! The bus driver picked up many passengers, including a teenage boy with a baseball cap, a mother, and her baby son! The bus driver then picked up a white blob of creme! Then the bus driver picked up 2 cookies! The 2 cookies headed for the creme! 1 cookie said "Excuse me!" and the other cookie said "Pardon me, buddy!" and they squashed the creme into a CremeWich! The 2 cookies and the creme then started to sing the "Squeezed in the Middle" jingle! The bus driver and the others joined in! The baby boy wrested free of his mother's hold and took a bite out of the cookie! The cookie said "Hey! He bit me!"