Jurruk and Mendux in Hades

Jurruk and Mendux were killed when their warbirds were destroyed by the USS Enterprise-E. Jurruk and Mendux went down to Hades. There, they met Lucifer, who said his most famous line "I've been expecting you!" Lucifer then said "Here's your shovels! Start digging!" Mendux said "We don't dig!" Lucifer said "Everybody digs!" Mendux then drew his disruptor and fired on Lucifer. Lucifer was knocked down. But he got back up and got his trident-shaped pitchfork. He zapped Jurruk and Mendux in the butt with blue Force lightning. "Aaaargh!" said the 2 Romulans. Jurruk said "All right! All right! We'll shovel!" Lucifer said "Good!" Jurruk and Mendux got their shovels and started shoveling coal. Lucifer said "You will drink black water and eat black bread. Work well and you will be treated decent. Work badly and you will know the different degrees of pain!"