New Year's Kiss: Alternate Ending

CJ: I'm waiting...

Rigby: Mordecai, DON'T DO IT! Margaret is the love of your life! Don't blow it! You've only known this girl for about three days. You've known Margaret your entire LIFE!

Mordecai: Me and Margaret are done. What's the point of being in a relationship if one cannot ever see the person they are dating to begin with?

Rigby: Forget this!

(Rigby runs outside)

Mordecai: Alright, CJ, where were we?

CJ: It's about time...

(the two are about to kiss, but all of the sudden, Margaret comes bursting through the front door with Rigby)

Margaret: MORDECAI, STOP!

(everybody looks at Margaret as she comes approaching to Mordecai)

Margaret: What are you doing?! After all we've been through!

Mordecai: Margaret...? What are you-

Margaret: I'm on Christmas break right now. A better question would be what are you doing with this... thing?

Mordecai: I thought I would never see you again. So, I decided it was time to move on.

Margaret: But after all we've been through? (she starts tearing up). Please don't do this! You are the best, and most friendliest guy I have ever met! You are always there for me, you always support me for everything, we both like the same things, we have been through so much together!

(Margaret starts crying as the camera zooms in on Mordecai's face)

Margaret: Mordecai...

(there is a two second silence with suspenseful music)

Margaret: I LOVE YOU!

(Mordecai has a shocked and ashamed expression on his face. He turns to CJ, and then Margaret, who has tears coming out of her eyes. Mordecai sighs)

Mordecai: I'm sorry CJ, I can't do this.

CJ: Why ever not?

Mordecai: Because... (Mordecai turns to Margaret while talking to CJ) I love her as well.

(romantic music starts playing as the two walk up to each other. The two hold each other, and kiss beak-to-beak as the clock turns to 12:00 AM on January 1st.)

CJ (while the two are still kissing) OH COME ON! FORGET THIS, I'M GOING BACK TO COUPLE CORRAL! HAVE FUN WITH YOUR LADY, AND YIPPE-YI-YAY, MORDECAI.

(the episode ends with everybody looking at Mordecai and Margaret still kissing)