The MOST Craziest Drew Pickles ever!

This is "The MOST Craziest Drew Pickles diary ever!" This was recovered from the 19th floor of the Drewland Therapy Centre (est. 1986) where Dill Pickles had threapy in 2005. Now start the god-damned story!

The Story
Dear Diary, today i woke up in my house in Drewland, California, and did the normal wake-up shit, blah blah blah blah blah. Then i went out and climbed into my Yugo 45, and drove off.