Pac Man Ate Mr. Bill

One day Mr. Bill decided to play Pac Man at the local arcade. Halfway through his game the Pacman began to tease Mr. Bill! Mr. Bill became very angry and called Pac Man a mean bully and if he were real he would toast his can. Then Pac Man came out of his machine and challenged Mr. Bill! to a fight. Bill laughed at Pac Man. This made Pac Man very angry so he swallowed Mr. Bill whole. This made Pac Man very happy. He went on to eat almost all of California when President Obama said "Pac Man must die!" So he sent the Navy SEALS to kill Pac Man! They took their positions outside of Dodger Stadium. When Pac Man went by, the snipers fired their rifles at Pac Man, fatally wounding him. It was a sad day in Los Angeles as the town lost two of its favorite icons: Pac-Man and Mr. Bill!