Buck's Death

(The scene goes to the crib, which fills with various fictional characters. Master Chief is sitting outside, in sadness.)

Master Chief: *sigh* Old times, Buck. I hope I remember you.

(Mario, Mordecai, Goku and Luigi come outside)

Mario: What's-a-wrong, eh?

Master Chief: It's Buck.

Mario: What about Buck?

Master Chief: He died in his sleep.

(The characters come out)

Sideshow Mel: It's a miracle!

All: Awwww!

Master Chief: I know, right.

(Buck's corpse is placed in a coffin and dug down)

Sonic: I will miss him in my heart. (cries) Isn't that sad?

Tails: Yeah.

Silver: What the?!

Shadow: (Puts on Buck costume and fakes Buck) Hey, I'm Buck!

Master Chief: Really?!

Shadow: No! (cuts to darkness with sounds of Assualt Rifle)

In loving memory of Buck Wilson Jr. (1985-2015)

In hating memory of Shadow The Hedgehog (1993-2015)