Avengers: Endgame Alternate HISHE

Everyone: YAY EVERYONES ALIVE!

Vision: what about me? Scarlett dont forget about me!

Quicksilver: me neither sister please.

Loki: I dont know who this scarlett is but I'd like to let everyone know I'm not alive either.

Steve:How does it feel?
 * Cap: Avengers—
 * (Thanos grabs gauntlet and snaps)
 * Cap:—I don’t feel so good


 * Falcon:Like it belongs to someone else.
 * Steve:It does.
 * Steve:[giving the shield to Bucky]
 * Bucky:[looking to Falcon and smile ;D]
 * Bucky:Thx Steve...

Nebula : YAAAY! I’m alive!

Thanos : snap

Nebula : Oh fu-

Captain America’s soul : LANGUAGE!


 * I mean.. captain marvel is like
 * 'faster than light'
 * Does this mean Thanos's sword flies faster than light?


 * Cap: How does it feel?
 * Falcon: Like it belons to someone else.
 * Cap: Yea, now deliver it to Bucky.


 * Captain marvel- come back in a sec
 * Moves at the speed of light and comes back with a cat
 * GOOSE- meeeeeaaaaoooo
 * Everyone- what did he say
 * Captain marvel- cheez whiz guy and old man he copied you he said bring me thanos that son of a
 * Tony appears out of knowhere (sorry spelling mistake)
 * LANGUAGE

Everyone:" YAY! now everyone's alive!"

meanwhile...

Vision:" Guys?...GUYS?!"


 * Cap: (whimper) except Peggy. She's gone and I'll have to live several more decades without her. Oh, and Sam, I'm gonna need that back
 * Quicksilver:nobody cares about me
 * QuickSilver:btw DID YA SEE THAT COMING


 * old man Steve: how does it feel
 * Sam: like its someone elses
 * old man Steve: takes the shield back
 * also old Steve: hey buck you want this shield
 * bucky: ....


 * Wanda: Have you guys forgotten about Vision? Bring him and my brother back!
 * Thor: Now I can get my ma and pa back! And Loki too! And Shazam!
 * Capt: Loki, err... right. I'm young again. I wonder how Sharon's doing after getting resurrected. Also, we should get that agent killed by Loki back too.
 * Fury: Coulson, right... I don't know how to tell you.
 * Wong: Let's go get the Ancient One!
 * Strange (holds one finger up, touches his own lips, and whispers): Or we could keep the Sanctums to ourselves.
 * Peter: I should bring back Uncle Ben!
 * May groans.
 * Peter: Third time's the charm! And my Mum! Yes! And Yondu too!
 * Hank and Janet walk in front of everyone looking amazing and energetic!


 * Can't we kill him just one more time! Fine...
 * Avengers:"Hey Thanos,"
 * Thanos: " oh snap...... Who are you again? "

Docter strange: is that every one

Wong:you want more

Xmen arrive

Professer X : we are the xmen

Fantastic 4 arrive

Mr fantastic: The fantastic 4 is here


 * Sam: it feels like it belongs to someone else
 * Steve: That's because it does, you gonna pass that to bucky yet?
 * Sam: Awww...


 * I thought he was gonna say "Assemble" then everyone starts like dominoes: " What did he say?" [Voice from 50 men back] "I can't hear you Cap SPEAK UP!". [People start looking at each other, debating/arguing over what they thought they heard vs what was said]
 * Cue to Thanos eye rolling, then he sits down on some random debris and.......


 * Strange: Was that all of them?
 * Wong:You want more?
 * Strange:Well actually


 * Tony: How's it going Palpatine?
 * Steve: I understood that reference

Thanos: I am inevitable!

Iron Man: And I. Am. Iron M-

(Batman interrupts)

Batman: Don't worry, I've got this, (Pulls up his own gauntlet) Let's do this! Because. I'm. Batman! (Snaps fingers)

(Five minutes later) Batman: Don't worry, I'm Fine!

Professor Hulk: How did you survive that?!

Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!

Tony: And I... Am...

Bruce takes the stone

Bruce: BATMANNN!!!!!