Ursula and Ariel's Conversation (The Magical Queen)

A mouse came out of its cave. Ursula suddenly grabbed it and began to toy with it. "Life's not fair, is it? You see, I...well, I shall never be queen!" Ursula said. "And you will never see the light of another day! Adieu!" Ursula then said. She then opened her mouth and prepared to eat the mouse. Just then Scuttle showed up and said "Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?" "What do you want?" Ursula asked. "I'm here to announce that Queen Ariel is on her way. So you'd better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning, Ursula!" Scuttle said. The mouse then went back to its cave. Ursula said "Now, look, Scuttle, you made me lose my lunch!" "Ha!" Scuttle said. "You'll lose more than that when the Queen gets through with you! She's as mad as a hippo with a hernia!" "Ooh! I quiver with fear!" Ursula said. "Now, Ursula, don't look at me that way!" Scuttle said as Ursula started advancing toward him. Ursula then grabbed Scuttle, who said "Help!" Just then, Queen Ariel arrived. "Ursula, let him go!" Ariel said. "Impeccable timing, your Majesty!" Scuttle said. Ursula let Ariel go. "Why, if it isn't Queen Ariel descending from on high to mingle with the commoners!" Ursula said. "Eric and I didn't see you at the presentation of Melody!" Ariel said. "That was today?" Ursula said. "I feel simply awful!" She then made a screeching noise with her nails and said "It must have slipped my mind!" "Yes, but slippery as your mind is, Ursula, as the Queen's aunt, you should have been first in line!" Scuttle said. "Well, I was first in line until that girl was born!" Ursula said. "That girl is my daughter and your future queen!" Ariel said. "I shall practice my curtsy!" Ursula said. "Don't turn your back on me, Ursula!" Ariel said. "Oh no, Ariel! Perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me!" Ursula said. Ariel ran to face Ursula. "Is that a challenge?" Ariel asked. "Temper, temper! I wouldn't dream of challenging you!" Ursula said. "Pity! Why not?" Scuttle asked. "Because, as far as brains go, I got the witch's share when it comes to brute strength and magic!" Ursula said. "But I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool!" Then she left. "There's one in every family, sire!" Scuttle said. "Two in mine, actually! And they always ruin special occasions!" "What am I going to do with her?" Ariel said. "She could make a handsome throw rug!" Scuttle said. "Scuttle?!" Ariel said. "And just think, whenever she gets dirty, you can take her out and beat her!" Scuttle said. Ariel chuckled as she and Scuttle returned to the castle.