The Horrible Smell Coming From South Philly

When a man and his family were driving in their car along Interstate 95, they smelled something horrible. It was a very horrible smell. That horrible smell happened to come from South Philly. The man said "What's that horrible odor coming from South Philly?" His daughter said "It's the poop plant!" But her brother said "That's not the poop plant! That's the sports arenas! The sports teams there! They STINK!" The man said "Yeah!" Everyone in the car said "Pee-yuu!"