Chocolate with Nuts

Synopsis
Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals sell chocolate bars.

Transcript

 * [Michelangelo is sitting inside of his mailbox humming. He checks his watch. The mailman opens the mailbox]
 * Michelangelo: HI, MAILMAN!
 * [The mailman yells in fear, and runs off]
 * Michelangelo: OK, [gets out of the mailbox] see you tomorrow!
 * [Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Slash, Leatherhead, Muckman, Dr. Tyler Rockwell, Pete the Pigeon and Mondo Gecko walks up]
 * Leonardo: Hey, the mail's here! What did you get?
 * Michelangelo: Let's see... [Looks through the mail] mail, mail, mail, mail, mail, mail, Hey! A magazine!
 * [Michelangelo looks at the magazine]
 * Michelangelo: Look at this it saids here how to be a sellsmen.
 * Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals: [They look inside the magazine] WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAH!!
 * Donatello: What are do now, Michelangelo?
 * Michelangelo: We gotta becomes entrepreneurs! Quick bros, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?
 * Raphael: A chocolate bar?
 * Michelangelo: That's a great idea, Raph! We'll become traveling chocolate bar salesmen!
 * [The scene changes to Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals exiting the market carrying many chocolate bars]
 * Ninja Turtles: Fancy living, here we come! Lalalalala!
 * Leonardo: Make way for a couple of entrepreneurs! [He pronounces it "ontre-prenyouers". Ninja Turtles walk up to a apartment]
 * Michelangelo: O.K. bros, this is it! The first step on our road to living fancy! Just follow my lead.
 * [Michelangelo runs up and knocks on the door, Benson opens the door]
 * Michelangelo: Good afternoon sir, could we interest you in some [holds up chocolate bar] chocolate?
 * Benson: Chocolate? Did you say, Chocolate?!
 * Raphael: Yes sir. With or without nuts?
 * Benson: Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?!?!?! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!
 * [Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals slowly back away, and then run off. Benson chases them while madly screaming: "CHOCOLAAATE!!!". The scene cuts to Michelangelo ringing the doorbell of another house]
 * Michelangelo: O.K, the first guy didn't count. This is our REAL first step! [A Con man opens the door] Good Morning, sir! Would you like to buy some chocolate?
 * Con man: Chocolate bars, eh?
 * Michelangelo: Yes sir, we ARE chocolate bar salesmen!
 * Con man: You guys wanna be good salesmen, right?
 * Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals: Oh, most certainly, sir!
 * Con man: Well, [chuckles] no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! [He holds up a bright-orange bag]
 * Michelangelo: Woooooooow... what is it?
 * Con man: It's a candy bar bag, you knuckle-head! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort!
 * [Michelangelo tries to touch it]
 * Con man: [pulls bag away] BUT, I'm wasting my time. [Walks inside] You don't need these bags.
 * Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals: We need 'em! We need 'em!
 * [The Con man grins, the scene changes to the Con man counting money. Ninja Turtles are walking away with armfuls of bags]
 * Con man: So long, boys! Happy hunting! [Laughs when the two aren't looking] Suckers... [walks back inside]
 * Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals: [singing as they run off] Fancy livin', here we come! La la la la, la!
 * Michelangelo: Let's try next door!
 * [Michelangelo walks up and rings the doorbell with his foot, the same Con man comes out]
 * Con man: Yes?
 * Michelangelo: Huh? Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?
 * Con man: I... don't recall. But it looks to me like you fellas have got a lot of bags there. You two lady killers are too smart to be without one of my patented Candy Bar Bag Carrying Bags. [Holds up two large maroon bags]
 * Raphael: We'll take twenty.
 * [Scene changes to Michelangelo knocking on the door of a different house, Eileen comes out]
 * Eileen: Oh, what can I do for you, turtles?
 * Michelangelo: We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?
 * Eileen: That sounds heavenly! I'll take one.
 * Michelangelo: One chocolate bar, coming up!
 * [Michelangelo pulls out a chocolate bar]
 * Michelangelo: I... got it! One chocolate bar for Eileen. Here you go.
 * (Michelangel gives the chocolate bar to Eileen)
 * Eileen: Thank you.
 * (Eileen goes back inside)
 * Michelangelo: Well, we did it. [Sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Benson, still screaming]
 * Benson: CHOCOLAAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAATE! CHOCOLAAAATE!
 * Michelangelo: Oh, no. [Benson chases Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals again while screaming: "CHOCOLAAAATE!". The scene cuts to Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals sitting in a diner] We're not doing so well, bros. We need a new approach, a new tactic.
 * Donatello: He said we were mediocre...
 * Michelangelo: That's it! He made us feel special! Why don't we try being nice?
 * Leonardo: Oh, okay.
 * [Scene changes to Ninja Turtles walking up to a customer's door]
 * Michelangelo: Remember bros, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.
 * [Leonardo knocks on the door, a customer opens the door]
 * Skips: Hello?
 * Leonardo: Hello, sir.
 * Michelangelo: Wanna buy some chocolate?
 * Skips: Sorry, chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat. As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang. [Skips holds up a picture of an obese self at age 13] You can keep that for 5 bucks.
 * Leonardo: I'll take 10!
 * [Cut to Michelangelo with a sad look on his face walking, a sad song plays]
 * Michelangelo: We haven't sold one chocolate bar. I got a feeling that were too easily distracted.
 * [Cut to Leonardo staring at the pictures]
 * Leonardo: Huh?
 * [Far cut]
 * Michelangelo: [raising his fist] Let's make a pact right now that we will stay focused on selling at the next house.
 * Leonardo: [Removing pictures from his face] Huh?
 * Michelangelo: [Holding out his hand] Let's shake on it.
 * Leonardo: [Looking at Michelangelo confused] Did you say something?
 * [Cut to the Smith's house, Ninja Turtles are seen entering the view]
 * Michelangelo: Remember bros, focus.
 * [Cut to the door, Michelangelo knocks on it, customer answers]
 * Frank Smith: Yes?
 * Michelangelo: Good afternoon, sir, wanna buy some chocolate?
 * [Leonardo somehow moves up to the customer with his eyes going in and out back and forth]
 * Frank Smith: Why is Leonardo here staring at me?
 * [Cut to Leonardo's eyes]
 * Leonardo: Focusing.
 * [Cut to the inside of the Smith's house]
 * Frank Smith: Back off, Leonardo!
 * [The customer slams the door on Leonardo's eyes, Leonardo is heard saying "Oof!" from the other side of the door]
 * Leonardo: [Moving eyes around] Nice place you got in here.
 * Michelangelo: I can't understand what were doing wrong.
 * Donatello: I can't understand anything.
 * Michelangelo: There's something to this selling game were just not getting. Other people do it, I mean look at that!
 * [Cut to the sign]
 * Leonardo: [reading the sign] Eat Barbecue Chips, they're delicious.
 * [Cut to Ninja Turtles]
 * Michelangelo: They are most certainly not delicious!
 * Raphael: [smiling] Not the way I use them!
 * [Cut to Michelangelo]
 * Michelangelo: Yet they sell millions of bags a day!
 * [Cut to Leonardo]
 * Leonardo: Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.
 * [Cut to Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals]
 * Michelangelo: [Happily] That's it, bros! We've gotta stretch the truth!
 * Benson: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!
 * [Ninja Turtles run off, cut to Ghost]
 * Michelangelo: We'll work as a team. Let me get this customer warmed up and you come in for the kill!
 * Leonardo: The kill!
 * [Hera answers]
 * Michelangelo: Hello, Hera. It's Ahsoka, Tiplee, Tiplar, Aayla Secura, Luminara Unduli, Adi Gallia, Barriss Offee, Shaak Ti and Riyo Chuchi here?
 * Hera: Yes. Ahsoka, Tiplee, Tiplar, Aayla Secura, Luminara Unduli, Adi Gallia, Barriss Offee, Shaak Ti, Riyo Chuchi chocloate is here.
 * (Ahsoka Tano, Tiplee and Tiplar arrives)
 * Ashoka Tano: Alright. Can you give us some chocolate?
 * Michelangelo: Here you go.
 * (Michelangelo gives chocolates to Hera, Ahosa, Tiplee, Tiplar, Aayla Secura, Luminara Unduli, Adi Gallia, Barriss Offee, Shaak Ti and Riyo Chuchi)
 * Tiplar: Thank you.
 * Michelangelo: If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!
 * Leonardo: [Raising fist] Hooray for lying!
 * Michelangelo: It'll make your hair grow.
 * Eggscellent Waiter: Great! My wife's trying to grow a beard!
 * [Cut to Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals, Leonardo has a sad face this time]
 * Michelangelo: It'll make you sound smart.
 * [Cut to the customer holding money]
 * Customer: [southern accent] I'll take 20!
 * [Cut to Raphael]
 * Raphael: Just in time.
 * [Cut to Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals over and over]
 * Michelangelo: They'll make you fly!
 * Leonardo: You'll fall in love!
 * Michelangelo: They'll bring world peace!
 * Donatello: You'll walk through walls!
 * Michelangelo: [ecoing] You'll rule the world!!
 * [Cut to a door, Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals are wrapped in casts. Cut close to Leonardo]
 * Leonardo: This'll be the best lie yet!
 * [Cut to Michelangelo]
 * Michelangelo: Yeah, this guy will feel sorry for us, he'll have to buy all of our chocolate!
 * [Customer opens door]
 * Customer: What can I do for you boys?
 * [Cut to Michelangelo]
 * Michelangelo: Hello, sir. Would you like to buy a chocolate bar? We need an operation.
 * Customer: Really? [Cut to the customer, who apparently is in a cast covering his entire body] Small world. What's the matter with you guys?
 * [Cut to Ninja Turtles, who are completely stunned]
 * Michelangelo: [nervously] Um, we've got some head trauma and internal bleeding.
 * [Cut to the customer]
 * Customer: Well, some guys have all the luck. [A violin begins] I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. [Cut to Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals, they both have faces meaning that they were about to cry] At night, [A tear runs down Michelangelo's cheek] I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. [Cut to the customer, the wires snap] [About to fall] Oh, no... [A glass breaking sound is heard while the customer grunts while hitting the steps] [On the last step] Ow...
 * [Cut to Ninja Turtles]
 * Michelangelo: Come on, bros, let's help him! [Cut to the inside of Customer's house. Ninja Turtles enter from the left] Careful, put him down gently.
 * [Leonardo drops the customer's head, a glass breaking sound is heard, cut close to the customer]
 * Customer: [In pain] Ow...!
 * [Cut to Michelangelo]
 * Michelangelo: Poor, poor man. Is there anything, anything we can do to help you?
 * [Cut to the customer]
 * Customer: Well, there is one thing...as you can imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling...chocolate bars. [gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Cut to the customer looking out his window as Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals walk by] Such nice boys, [far cut to the customer] it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A suckeroonies like those two! HA HA HA!!!
 * [Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the Con Artist from earlier. Cut to the street]
 * Michelangelo: [grunting] Don't get me wrong, bros. It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to. [Michelangelo makes another grunting noise, he trips up on a rock and falls, cut to Michaelangelo with a box flat on his face] Let's admit it, bros. We're failures.
 * Leonardo: [Walking in from the left] I can live with that. [Places box on Michelangelo's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound]
 * Michelangelo: Let's change our names to Why and Bother.
 * [Benson appears behind the box]
 * Benson: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!! [Screams and knocks Ninja Turtles and the boxes over. Cuts to Ninja Turtles. Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals babble]
 * Michelangelo: No! Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt me. No no. Pleaseeee.
 * Raphael: No! Don't hurt us, Benson. Please Spare Me!
 * [Cuts to Benson laughing manically]
 * Benson: Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you... [turns back to normal] I'd like to buy all your chocolate. [Holds up a large amount of cash. Cut to Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out.]
 * Michelangelo: Thank you for your patronage.
 * Raphael: Are we living the fancy life yet, Mikey?
 * [Cut to the money in the barrel, Michelangelo pops out]
 * Michelangelo: Not yet, pally! First, we got to spend all the money.
 * [Cut to the Ninja Turtles and Mighty Mutanimals]
 * Raphael: But what are we going to spend it on?
 * [Cut to Ninja Turtles Mighty Mutanimals, Hera, Ahsoka, Tiplee, Tiplar, Aayla Secura, Luminara Unduli, Adi Gallia, Barriss Offee, Shaak Ti and Riyo Chuchi is seen holding a glass]
 * Michelangelo: So, how long have you two ladies known each other?
 * [End of Chocolate with Nuts]

Trivia

 * Ninja Turtles, Hera, Ahsoka, Tiplee and Tiplar are going on a date for the first time.