Lewis Robinson Tells Kylo Ren the Truth About his Family

[A police car parks outside a courthouse]

[Cut to: Dimitri in the courthouse]

Judge: Court is now in session. So, Dimitri. How did you plead?

Dimitri: I plead. Not guilty.

Peter Pan: Read the charges, your honor.

Judge: Dimitri Darling, you were charged for child abuse and neglect and for ruining Wendy's life. Any witnesses to call.

Wendy Darling: I would like to call myself to the stand.

[Wendy walks to the stand]

Judge: OK then. Tell us what did he do that was so bad?

Wendy: Well, he ruined Peter Pan's statue, destroyed my treasures, kept grounding me, and drove me away from home. [getting teary-eyed] And he also ruined my life for stupid, dumb reasons and abused and neglected me too much. [sobbing]

Judge: OK, Wendy. That's good enough that your father did this to you. And what was your reaction?

Wendy: Well, my reaction is that I hate my father so much. He should be divorced by mother forever after she re-marries Prince Adam, my soon-to-be father.

Judge: OK then. And Wendy, you may return to your jury seat.

Wendy: Thank you! That is, your only honor.

[Wendy returns to her jury seat with her friends]

Judge: Alright then. What is the decision?

Peter: Guilty!

Wendy: Guilty!

Skippy Rabbit: Guilty!

Piglet: Guilty!

Tinker Bell: Guilty!

Tigger: Guilty!

Winnie the Pooh: Guilty!

Roo: Guilty!

Lumpy: Guilty!

Rabbit: Guilty!

Eeyore: Guilty!

Judge: Dimitri Darling! The court has found you guilty for child abuse and neglect and for ruining your own daughter's life. You will be sentenced to die on the electric chair. Have you got any last words before your execution?

Dimitri: Yes, I'm sorry for ruining Wendy's life and I'm sorry I treated her too harshly. I promise I'll be a good father to her and I promise I won't make her cry ever again.

Judge: OK, the electricity will pass through your body until you are completely dead. Guards, take him away.

[The guards take Dimitri away]

Judge: Court adjourned.