Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable, Fully Loaded Eighth Revision

Vanessa Huxtable pleaded with her father, Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable, to buy her a clarinet. The clarinet cost $245.00. Vanessa promised she would practice, but she got bored pretty fast. Vanessa wanted to quit the clarinet. So she went to her father and asked him if she could quit the clarinet. But her father said "Nope! You have a recital in two weeks. You need to practice, practice, practice!" He then said "You have made a commitment to the recital and you're going to do it!" So Dr. Huxtable hired a private tutor, Mr. Hampton, to work with her. All the Huxtable family went to the recital to hear Vanessa play. When Vanessa started playing, Rudy stood up and said "Can I leave now?" Vanessa was very stinky at playing the clarinet and she gave her father, Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable, a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad case of the poo-poos and he was fully loaded!