Spider-Man: Far From Home Alternate HISHE


 * Peter: How about Superman and Batman?
 * Fury: Who?
 * Peter: You know. Those two guys who seemingly hang out at a Cafe all day, they literally have nothing better to do.
 * Spider man:What about Bucky? He’s got that cool metal arm.
 * Nick fury:The Rabbit took his arm
 * Nick to Peter:You're going to be the next IronMan
 * War machine: Hey!I'm still alive y'all!
 * peter: spider home coming,spider far from home what next!?
 * fury: spider homeless.
 * Peter: There's this girl and i think she is into me
 * Miles: You find that girl and walk up to her and be like does shoulder touch "Hey"
 * Tony Stark(From Heaven):Seriously?Are Peter Parker replacing me?
 * Nick Fury:Yes...
 * Peter : what about vision.
 * Nick: didn't you see avengers infinity war?
 * Peter:ooohhhhh
 * Peter: what about batman?
 * Batman: yes, I can do it.
 * Nick fury: how?
 * Batman:cuz I am batman.
 * Fury: fine don't help us, go have your fun!
 * (Peter goes outside and sees a giant picture of uncle Ben)
 * Peter: fine I will help you!
 * Just hear me out: Ben 10 appears and says "We like to call it an Omniverse"
 * Peter: what about Thor and Valkyrie?
 * Nick Fury: they doing MIB.
 * Peter : How about Thor
 * Nick : in another movie with Valkyrie.
 * Peter:What's about superman and betman?? Because they always in cafe!!!
 * Nick:umm.......... Okayㅡㅡ
 * Peter: There's this girl and i think she is into me
 * Miles: You find that girl and walk up to her and be like does shoulder touch "Hey"
 * Peter: Okay I will
 * (goes up to MJ and does shoulder touch)
 * Peter: Hey
 * MJ: Hi Spider-Man
 * Peter: Wait what
 * Peter:How About Super- Wait
 * Fury:What?
 * Peter: Nothing
 * Thor: I have the coolest superhero entrance of all time.
 * Cap: Hold my shield and give me your hammer.
 * Sam: On your left
 * (Or...)
 * Cap: Hold my beer and give me your hammer.
 * Thor: Screw my superhero entrance and hammer, I'll take that beer thank you very much
 * Peter: What about Batman or Superman?
 * Nick: Wrong comic universe!
 * Batman: No I can do this
 * Maria Hill: How are you in the MCU?
 * Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!
 * Peter: How about The Spider Verse
 * Fury:THEY ARE IN AN ANOTHER UNIVERSE!
 * Peter : what about just assemble some bad guy to do something good
 * Nick fury : that is a great idea
 * Suicide squad : am I a joke to you
 * Peter: what about falcon?
 * Fury: you mean captain america?
 * Peter : How about Superman and Batman?
 * Fury : Who??
 * Batman : I'm bAtMAN!!!
 * Peter : So there's a multiverse?
 * "Tony comes out in a pink bunny suit.."
 * Tony : Oh hey kid..
 * Peter: quill?
 * Nick: scared to get off his ship
 * Peter: why
 * Nick: he thinks thor will take over
 * I'm iron man *snaps(and thanos died)*
 * Doctor strange : give me that green stone plz i have to some job to do...
 * Spider Man: The word needs a new iron man.
 * War machine: uh um.
 * Harly: I will be the next Iron Man
 * War Machine: Are you kidding me
 * Peter: “There’s a Multiverse?”
 * Nick Fury: “Yeah, and Mysterio isn’t the only one helping you out”
 * Toby’s Peter Parker: “Pizza time”
 * Thor : NO ONE ELSE IS WORTHY!!!
 * Cap : Hold my beer
 * Thor : drinks the beer
 * Peter: what about groot
 * fury : He is with his best buddy
 * Spider-Man: what about Venom?
 * Fury: different franchise universe.
 * Spider-Man: but there is a multiverse now. How about Gamora??
 * Nick Fury: WHO IS GAMORA?!!
 * Maria Hill: What is a Gamora?
 * Peter: What about the X-Men
 * Fury: THAT'S CLASSIFIED FOR NOW!
 * Peter: What about Iron Man?
 * Fury: uh, he's dead.
 * Peter: What?! I haven't seen Endgame yet, thanks for the spoiler! Also, you stole my thing
 * Peter B. Parker: Actually we like to call it the Spider-Verse"
 * MCU Peter Parker: Who are you guys?
 * Peter B. Parker: Alright let's do this one more time....
 * (Flash and Betty enter the hotel room as the Into The Spider-Verse characters are above the wall behind)
 * Peter B. Parker: Go, go, go! Other way, other way!
 * nick fury:you are going to be new iron man, peter
 * war machine: what about me?
 * nick fury: you will be peter's sidekick
 * Peter: So you're saying there's a multiverse?
 * dancing tobey maguire and crying andrew garfield pop up
 * Mysterio: No.
 * Peter: How about drax?
 * Fury: He's right behind you
 * Peter:what about wanda?
 * Fury:She is on a new date with Bucky?
 * Spiderman: what about iron fist
 * Nick fury:No
 * Spiderman: what about daredevil
 * Nick fury: Mickey mouse killed him
 * peter: what about batman ?
 * fury: because he is in another universe and also because.... because...
 * batman: BECAUSE IM BATMAN!
 * Fury: You’re coming with us whether you like it or not!
 * Peter: Hey, wait a minute!
 * Fury: What?
 * Peter: Weren’t you in Star Wars?
 * Mjolnir hit thanos
 * Mjolnir came back
 * Batman catch mjonir
 * Thor:what!? Why!?
 * Batman:because I'M BATMAN!
 * Peter: or abot woverine
 * Nick: we dont say abuot him anymore
 * Spider man: what about captian marvel?
 * Nick: getting a haircut
 * Spider man: what about thor?
 * Nick: playing fortnite
 * Peter: What bout Thor?
 * Fury: With the Guardians
 * Peter:Captain Marvel?
 * Fury: Preparing for her sequel.
 * Peter: But what bout...
 * Fury: Goddamn Peter it's ur solo!
 * Peter: but....
 * Fury: YoU WaNt A SOlo Or NoT?!
 * Anyone: * mentions Thanos *
 * Thor: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!!!!?!?
 * Cap: "Bucky is alive"
 * Younger Cap: "What? Why did you say that name? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!?!"
 * Mysterio: "I come from an alternate universe"
 * Mailman who has handled his mail for the past 5 years: "I'm about to ruin this man's career"
 * Perter: what about the fantastic 4
 * Fury: they haven't been casted yet
 * Spider-Man - What about the X-Men or the Fantastic Four?
 * Maria - There in the process of being integrated, it's going to take a while.
 * Peter: What about the Guardians of the Galaxy?
 * Nick Fury: Their having another movie
 * Peter:There's a multiverse
 * Tobey:We like to call it the spiderverse
 * Fury: you’re coming with us whether you want to or not!
 * Peter: Hang on...
 * Fury: what?
 * Peter: why were you in Starwars?
 * What about one punch man
 * “Oh yeah your right”
 * Peter: What about the X-Men?
 * Fury: In another universe
 * Peter: What about Deadpool?
 * Fury: This is a PG-13 movie.
 * Peter: What abou-
 * Fury: No.
 * Peter: How about Deadpool?
 * Fury: Busy fighting other villains
 * Spiderman: What about Valkyrie
 * She has a flying horse.
 * Nick Fury: Okay we'll call some one else.
 * Here Comes the New Avengers.
 * Thanos: "I am Inevitable." snaps
 * Infinity Stones gets transferred to Batman
 * Tony Stark: "What the?"
 * Doctor Strange: "Wait, what?"
 * Thor: "How could he do that?"
 * Batman: "Because... I'm... BATMAN!" Snaps
 * Thanos: I am inevitable.
 * Ironman: And I....am....Ironman.
 * Batman swoops in grabs the stones, puts it into his bat-gauntlet
 * Batman: I AM BATMAN! Snaps his fingers
 * Later at the Cafe
 * Ironman: You stole my victory Bruce!
 * Batman: And saved your life, you're welcome.
 * Superman: Hey, how come the power of the infinity stones didn't affect you?
 * Superman realizes his mistake and regret immediately
 * Superman: No, wai--
 * Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
 * Nick Fury: How many more superheroes are there?
 * Tom Holland: Save it for Comic-Con.
 * Hulk: why do I don’t have my own movie or why I don’t have my own bike instead of me stealing one again every time😥 I like save every one don’t I get a reward.
 * Peter: -What about Venom?
 * Fury: -They're not SUPERHEROSE!
 * Peter: What about vision!!!???
 * Nick: dead....
 * Peter: what about loki!!!
 * Nick: dead!!!
 * Peter: what about iron man!!!
 * Nick: can you stop!!!
 * Peter: what about-
 * Nick: thats it get outta here and get your own job!!!!
 * Peter B. Parker:actually we like to call it the Spider-verse
 * Peter Parker:and who are you guys exactly?
 * Everyone else:UUUUUH FOR REAL
 * PETER B. Parker:huh alright let's do this one more time
 * Nick fury:we gotta job to do u coming with us
 * Spiderman:there must be someone else u can use what about Thor
 * Nick:he went back to drugs
 * Spiderman :captain marvel ?
 * Nick : she's pissed off because she got defeated by thanos
 * Hishe peter: I am just a high schooler.
 * Normal Peter: When is the next big mission?
 * Peter: What about Superman
 * Nick Furi: He's part of another universe
 * Peter: Mr. stark, how are you alive!?
 * Tony: I had my suit snap it’s fingers when I wasn’t in it. I mean can you imagine if I did it! I mean it would have killed me! I jumped out at the last second and program it to make the wish!