Cheetah Tale (Shark Tale Parody)

Plot Summary
Ted is a nobody 'til he becomes the richest and the greatest for 'murdering' Pouncer who was 1 of the nephews of Spotty............but his little white fib gets him in great big trouble.

Character Similarities

 * Oscar.............Ted (The Lorax)
 * Angie.............Audrey (The Lorax)
 * Lola.............Marceline (Adventure Time)
 * Sykes............Link (The Legend of Zelda video game series)
 * Luca...........Mephiles (Sonic X)
 * Don Feinberg...............Chester the Cheetah (Cheetos commercial)
 * The Shorties..............Konohamaru ('Naruto'), Max ('Pokemon' series) and Charmy Bee ('Sonic X')
 * Don Lino...........Spotty (some cheetah master character I just made up)
 * Lenny..........Prowler (some nice gentle cheetah character I just made up)
 * Frankie.........Pouncer (some tough cheetah character I just made up)
 * Guiseppe...........Fuzzy (some cheetah character I just made up)
 * The Lead Shrimp.........Timothy the Speaking Turkey (some cartoon turkey character I just made up)
 * The Seahorse Race Announcer..................Plucky Duck (Tiny Toon Adventures)
 * Bernie........Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic X)
 * Ernie.........Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic X)
 * Katie Current........Susie Carmichael (All Grown Up)
 * Crazy Joe.............Meowth (Pokemon series)

Chapter 1: Don't worry about 1 thing
There was a little penguin Pokemon named Piplup trapped inside a cage.........and Piplup was now terrified that he was the bait.........and unknown to it.........somebody was walking around just as Piplup gulped nervously in fear........and suddenly.......Piplup screamed in fear just as it saw somebody coming right towards it.......and just as he struggled to escape....... he had a weird feeling that somebody was right behind him........Piplup turned itself around and saw a full grown cheetah with orange yellow black spotted fur and light blue eyes.

"Hi there...........I'm Prowler." Prowler said as he introduced himself as Piplup fainted in fear and Prowler gasped in shock.

"Oh.........Little dude.............did I frighten you? I'm terribly sorry.........wake up." Prowler said as he held up the cage.

"Alright..........don't worry about it...........I'm gonna get you outta here in a jiffy........just hang in there, Piplup." Prowler said as he heard his brother, Pouncer's voice in the distance.

"Hey, Prowler!" Pouncer's voice shouted in the distance.

"Uh.........I'm coming, Pouncer!" Prowler shouted back to his brother as he began releasing Piplup from the cage.

"Well.........move it.........come on.........Uncle Spotty's waiting!" Pouncer exclaimed in annoyance as Prowler opened the lid setting Piplup free at last "Alright, little dude......you're free at last........now go........shout freedom." Prowler said as he smiled when he did such a good deed........and just as he began leaving........he jumped nervously when he saw another cheetah with orange yellow black spotted fur and light green eyes........and his name was Pouncer.......Prowler's older brother.

"Whoa........you almost gave me a heart attack." Prowler said.

"Prowler........what the heck are you doing?" Pouncer asked.

"Well, Pouncer...........I was just…picking you some tulips." Prowler said as Pouncer smacked the tulips outta his paws.

"Hey.......Mom and Dad said it's not alright to hit." Prowler said as Pouncer smacked him again.

"Mom and Dad are not here anymore.........they're deceased right now." Pouncer said as he began humming the 'Haunted Mansion' theme music.

"Stop..........stop..........oh that theme tune gives me the creeps." Prowler said nervously in fear.

"What do you mean, Prowler? it's our theme song.........deal with it." Pouncer said as he and Prowler walked around back home.

Meanwhile there was a city called Cartoon Ctiy which nearly looked like a ghost town........but on the big screen of the building........Susie Carmichael answered some questions about the cheetahs.

"Are they gone? are they really gone? you sure about this?" Susie asked as she smiled at the viewers.

"Good morning, Cartoon City............I'm Susie Carmichael, keepin' up the good side......we just received official confirmation that the cheetahs are gone forever............. I repeat: the cheetahs are gone forever." Susie said as everybody came outta nowhere and began doing their own work.

Everybody was hiding 'cause the cheetahs like Prowler and Pouncer can attack and murder anybody.

Don't worry

about 1 thing

'cause every single thing is gonna be all right

don't worry

about 1 thing

"Coming up next.......a father tells us how he does it all.......but 1st......over to Kent Brockamn for the traffic report." Susie said as the camera zoomed in on Kent Brockman (The Simpsons and The Simpsons Movie)

"Thanks, Susie........" Kent Brockman said while driving the helicopter.

"Slight congestion here on the Interpol........there's a poorley overturned person........authorities are trying to calm him down."Kent Brockman said as he saw Lenny and Carl ('The Simpsons' and 'The Simpsons Movie') trying to calm Homer down which was causing a traffic jam.

"Get out those cell phones and call in to the master...........'cause you're gonna be late." Kent Brockman said.

"What the crap is takin' so long?" Moe asked angrily impatient.

"Don't you shout at me........my father is your father........alright?" Mr. Burns said as Moe rolled his eyes and drove his sports car someplace else.........and yes of course........this was a very busy city with rush hour traffic...........people working.......and so much more.

In the bank........Pooh (Winnie the Pooh film series) sat down in the counter just as Scoutmaster Lumpus showed him the gem.

"Yep.......it's a fraud." Pooh said as he was staring at the fraud gem.

"A fraud? but it took me forever to look for it!" Scoutmaster Lumpus exclaimed angrily.

don't worry

about 1 thing

'cause every single thing is gonna be all right

Inside the seafood restaurant.......Jimmy ('Jimmy Two-Shoes') stood in the counter with Beezy......waiting for other people to show up.......but nobody took 1 single step inside.

"That does it, Beezy....we give up! Jimmy exclaimed angrily.

"According to the latest danger Poll........the fear of cheetahs is at an all-time..........so join us tonight for another in-depth report.......how long must this entire city live under siege? is there no action hero around us? who can stop this cheetah menace?" Susie asked.

There was an awesome looking place.........and it looked like somebody already moved in.....and that was a young 12-year-old boy with an orange t-shirt with black stripes, dark brown hair, dark brown eyes and blue jeans.......and his name was Ted.....and Ted turned himself around and began introducing himself.

"Hi there.........I'm Ted...........you might think you know.........but you got no idea." Ted said as he began the grand tour.

"Welcome to my crib..........the good life the way the other half lives........check it out........I got my 30 hi-def flat screens television with speaker surround sound.........CD player, DVD player, Nintendo Wii hooked up and a track player for so many days and nights when you're feeling just a bit…" Ted began doing the beat box for a little while. "…old school."

"'cause every single superstar preteen like me needs to have the basic necessities." Ted said as he heard the 3 children's voices.

"Yeah right........like a lot of cash." Konohamaru said as he laughed along with his 2 other friends, Amy and Max.

It turned out this place was just a billboard and Ted really didn't have any cash.

"Come on kids, why you kids messing with my fantasy?" Flippy asked.

"Because you're so broke, your baloney has no first time," Timmy replied as Yin and Yang laughed.

"That's very funny," Flippy said, rolling his eyes.

"Hey Flippy, over here! I gotta talk to you!" a bandicoot name Crash shouted by the dumpster.

"Be right there," said Flippy, "Hang onto these," he handed the dog tags to Yin.

"Flippy, you're the bear," Yin smiled while Flippy walked towards Crash.

"Hey Crash," said Flippy.

"Now that you live in the penthouse, can I be your financial advisor?" Crash asked.

"That's a billboard, Crash," Flippy corrected.

"You live in a billboard? And they call me crazy," Crash laughed like crazy as he held an umbrella and he began to go up in the air, making the bear freaked out.

"Hey Flippy, look who came to visit," said Timmy, who just finished spray painting the wall. Flippy screamed when he a picture of a vicious dragon about to eat Flippy.

"Gotcha!" the kids laughed.

"No, don't do that!" Flippy removed some on the paint, "Shouldn't you be in school?"

"Shouldn't you be at work?" Yang asked.

"Right back at me, huh?" Flippy asked, "Little smart mouth. Look, I'm on my way. Stay out of trouble all right? And clean that stuff up."

"See ya!" the kids began to clean off the paint. Flippy smiled as he's on this way to work.

"See ya, Flippy!" Crash shouted, still holding the umbrella. Flippy continues his way to work called Digimon Wash, owned by Dimitir. It's a wash for rookie to mega Digimon. Flippy continued his way, saying hello to the fellow workers.

"Hey, what's up, boys? The Flip-man is in the house," Flippy high-five some of the workers while they began their work. "Hey Sonic, is it lunch yet?"

"You just got here!" Sonic the hedgehog replied.

"That's my point," said Flippy. Meanwhile, Roxas, who is listening to music by the headphones, was putting the air freshener on Garurumon.

"Hey, Roxas!" Flippy shouted, but he shook his head knowing that Roxas didn't hear. Flippy walked past Sam, Clover and Alex, who began to shine the metal claw on MetalGreymon.

"Looking good ladies," said Flippy.

"Hey Flippy," the girls greeted. Flippy stopped by the punch-in, so that he can clock in and began his shift. He couldn't find his name on his card until he found his card on the punch-in section.

"Huh, I'm already punched in?" Flippy asked, but he smiled of who did it, "Flaky."

At the counter, a female porcupine with red fur and red quills, name Flay was on the phone, but she spoke to another customer, "Good morning, can I help you?"

"One was and lube, please," MetalTyrannomon replied.

"Hot wax?" Flaky asked.

"Please," MetalTyrannomon replied.

"Metal scrap? We're having a special," said Flaky.

"Why not? Its mating season, and I'm feeling lucky," MetalTyrannomon smiled and began to get all clean.

Flaky began to answer the phone she answered before, "Dimitri's Digimon Wash, a Digimon of a was and the price…oh my gosh," Flaky listened as she scribbled the notebook, 'Flaky + Flippy.' She had a crush on Flippy and she's his best friend, "May I suggest a Rusteez? It removes rusted metal."

"Hey Flaky," Flippy greeted as Flaky panicked, covering the paper she scribbled. She doesn't want Flippy to see it otherwise she'll be embarrassed.

"Oh my gosh, hi Flippy," said Flaky.

"Thanks for covering me up," Flippy hold the phone, Flaky was using, "Hey, I'm sorry. Flaky needs to get her freak on. Would you hold for one moment, please?" Flippy pressed the 'hold' button.

"Flippy," said Flaky.

"Come on, Flaky. Dance with me, mama," said Flippy, trying to dance with Flaky.

"Flippy, you're going to get me fired," Flaky sat by the counter.

"Please, you fired?" Flippy asked, "That can't happen. Because then I would have no reason to come to work."

"Oh, you don't mean that," said Flaky.

"Course I do, you're like my best friend," said Flippy. Flaky gasped and groaned while the bear put on his gear.

"Listen, tell me what do you think about this?" Flippy explained, "This is like the best idea ever, all right. It's a sure thing, guaranteed cash extravaganza," Flaky stared at him, "Bottled water."

"Oh no," Flaky groaned.

"All I need is an advance on my paycheck from the boss and, Flaky, I am out of this place. I mean, I am…pschoo!"

"Flippy, instead of getting in Dimitri's face with another get-rich- quick scheme, go do something you're actually good at: your job," Flaky placed the belt around his waist, "Which by some miracle you still have."

As Flippy began to do his work, he stopped and got something for her, "Oh, I almost forgot," the bear held a food back from Kursty Krabs, "I brought you some breakfast."

"You didn't, Krabby Patty?" Flaky asked.

"Your favorite," Flippy replied, "By the way, you're still on hold."

Flaky gasped and quickly picked up the phone, "Thank you for holding. Busy, busy, busy. How can I help you?" Flaky watched Flippy to begin his shift while listening to someone on the phone, "No, I'm sorry. Dimitir is at a meeting right now. He won't be back till later." Whatever Dimitir is at a meeting, he's at a meeting to the boss of the city.

'''Hope you enjoy the first chapter. The next chapter is where you'll see the big boss of the city.'''