No Trick-or-Treating! (Daisy Duck version)

It was Halloween night, and everyone at the Gibson household was all dressed up for the occasion.

Minnie Mouse was dressed up like a cheerleader. Pajama Sam was dressed up like Batman. Ding-A-Ling Wolf was dressed up like a dinosaur. Po the Panda, Minnie's uncle, was dressed up like Dracula. Tiana was dressed up like a fairy. Aladdin was dressed up like a waiter. Bambi was dressed up like a red fox, and Daisy Duck was dressed up like a zombie whose body parts could be served at horrifying restaurants.

"Oh, you guys look great!" Aladdin exclaimed.

"So you're a waiter?" Tiana asked.

"Yes, I am," Aladdin said. "Would you like to look at our special tonight?" He lifted the lid, revealing Daisy inside the table. Her head was on a plate.

"Boo!" Daisy said. It made Minnie, Sam, and Ding-A-Ling laugh.

"Oh my goodness, it's my favorite dish, Daisy Duck face!" Tiana exclaimed. She ran up to Daisy, grabbed her face, and kissed her on the forehead. "You know what, honey, it's a little chilly out. Would you run upstairs and grab your sweater?"

Daisy did as she was told.

"That's my girl!" Aladdin said.

"Wow, Tiana," Po said. "You look great!"

"Oh, why thank you, Po," Tiana smiled sweetly. "You do, too. And you too, Aladdin."

"Really? It's my wedding tux. It still fits." Aladdin said.

"Like a paint job." Po said. Then he noticed Minnie dressed up as a cheerleader, Sam dressed up as Batman, and Ding-A-Ling dressed up as a dinosaur. "Hey, Ding-A-Ling, my man!" he said. He picked up the little wolf and gave him a hug. "This is your sixth Halloween!" Then he looked down at Minnie and Sam and asked them, "What is he?"

"Isn't he a cutie?" Minnie said, "He's an apatosaurus."

"An apatosaurus?!" Po asked, not believing his niece.

"I mean an evil giant Tyrannosaurus rex." Sam said.

Po faced Ding-A-Ling again. "Oh, good! That's better!" he said. He and Ding-A-Ling rubbed noses.

As soon as Daisy grabbed her orange-and-vermilion-striped sweater, she stopped at the railing, waiting to jump around.

Aladdin glared at her. "Stop jumping around!"

Daisy glared back at him. "My book report is on "Stop Jumping Around"!" she said in a sassy tone.

"Baby!" Bambi said.

"Bambi, that's not a nice thing to say to Daisy." Tiana said.

Aladdin didn't believe her. "You don't think I mean it?" he asked, "Just try me! I am the head of the household here! There will be no more jumping around!"

"I won't stop!" Daisy sassed him.

"You're nothing but a baby!" Bambi said.

"Bambi, stop calling your sister names!" Tiana scolded lightly.

Olivia, Buster, Pudge, and Hiram just gasped at Melody's insolence, and Naveen was losing patience.

"You are really pissing me off, young lady!" he scolded, "Don't you DARE jump off the step!"

Melody was being willful. "Make me!"

"You're such a baby!" Mickey said.

"That's enough now, Mickey." Ariel told him.

Melody jumped off the last three steps.

"ALL RIGHT!" Naveen yelled, "THAT DOES IT, I WARNED YOU! NO TRICK-OR-TREATING!" Olivia, Buster, Pudge, Hiram, Ariel, and Mickey gasped in shock.

Melody glared angrily at Naveen and yelled, "YOU'RE AS EVIL AS MORGANA THE SEA WITCH!" She then stomped off to her room, where her friends, Tip and Dash, are waiting for her.

"So just Buster, Pudge, and I are going?" Olivia asked.

"Yes, dear." Ariel said.

Olivia became so happy. She said, "YAY!" She then ran to her own room with Buster and Pudge following her.

"Naveen, what was that all about?" Ariel asked.

Naveen shook his head guiltily. "I don't know," he said. "I was so mad it just came out."

"But you saw her." Ariel said.

"She's totally out of control!" Naveen replied.

"But it's Halloween," Hiram said. "It's trick-or-treating!" Unfortunately, he didn't realize the doorbell rang.

"Hiram, I've begged, I've pleaded, I've given her spankings, I've given her time-outs, I've washed her mouth out with soap! None of them worked! I had to do something." Naveen said.

"But you don't take away a religious holiday!" Hiram said, "Think of Fievel, my bairn, her brothers, Gadget, and the Lost Dumbo Gang."