The annoying orange:avengiing passion

It was any normal day in the kitchen. Everyone was fine. Orange was there with Pear, annoying him with his usual tounge noise. 'Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya' 'Orange,' said Pear, 'would you please cut that out?!' 'No way Pear, stop being such an apple.' Passion fruit was there with Midget apple, Marshmellow, Grapefruit and Gandpa lemon. 'And then,' said Grapefruit, 'I was facing 92 apples all coming at me. So I had to fight back. I managed to take out 84 of them before they managed to overwhelm me, and...' 'Is this,' Passion interjected, 'that time when two apples challenged you to a fight in the market place?' Grapefruit's smile quickly faded. 'Yeah, okay it was that.' 'Hey guys,' someone said. Everyone looked up, and saw Knife being held in mid-air. 'Something wonderful has happened. Orange, guess what it is.' 'You stopped trying to kill people?' Orange asked. 'No. The sharpener broke, and he's been thrown out. I'm free!'

POOF! Liam the leprachuan appeared. 'Yay!' Orange cheered. 'Little giant's back!' 'Shut up, you bright coloured piece of food!' Liam said, and he clicked his fingers, sending a blast of magic at Orange, knocking him over. 'Ow, What was that for?' 'Because I've had it! You've killed me 3 times. So time to return the favour.' POOF! A whistling pinwheel appeared out of nowhere.