The Destruction of Lilo's Grotto

Lilo and her friends walked across the rope bridge to the cottage. Mickey was covering Lilo's eyes.

"Guys, why can't you just tell me what this is all about?" Lilo asked curiously.

"You'll see! It's a surprise!" Mickey said with a chuckle. After they went into the cottage, Mickey closed the door. When they were all the way into the cottage, Mickey uncovered Lilo's eyes. Lilo gasped. Standing in the middle of the cottage, tilted to one side, was the statue of Stitch.

"Oh, guys! You are the best!" Lilo exclaimed happily and gave them all a hug.

Lilo then went around the statue and said "It looks just like him! It even has his eyes!" Lilo then said "Why, Stitch, run away with you? This is all so sudden!" Lilo then laughed happily and spun around in joy. She stopped and gasped when she saw a shadowed King Honest John in the entrance with an intent look on his face.

"Daddy!" Lilo exclaimed in shock.

The others hid quickly. Bumblebee was a few feet behind Honest John. The young Autobot had his head down in guilt.

"I consider myself a very reasonable king! I set certain rules and I expect those rules to be obeyed!" Honest John said angrily.

Lilo bit her lip and began to explain "But, Daddy, I--"

"Is it true that you rescued a mortal from drowning?" Honest John demanded.

"Daddy, I had to!" Lilo said.

"Contact between the mortal realm and the Magical Realm is strictly forbidden! Lilo, you know that! Everyone knows that!" Honest John shouted.

"He would have died!" Lilo said.

"One less mortal alien to worry about!" Honest John cried.

"You can't treat me like a child!" Lilo said heatedly.

"Lilo, think about what happened to your mother!" Honest John shouted. He began to sing:

Honest John: This is where you belong!

"You don't understand!" Lilo protested.

Honest John: For once, just listen will you? That savage brute would kill you in the world out there!

"He's not a barbarian!" Lilo shouted.

Honest John: Don't try that same old song! I'll have you grounded till next year! Am I clear?! Don't go near the world out there!

"You don't even know him!" Lilo shouted.

"Know him?! I don't have to know him!" Honest John roared. "They're all the same! Heartless monsters who are only compelled by greed and will kill and destroy anything that's not like them!"

That did it for Lilo, who couldn't hold it in anymore. "DADDY, I LOVE HIM!!!" she shouted with tears in her eyes. Upon realizing what she had just said, Lilo gasped. Bumblebee and the others gasped as well. Honest John looked stunned.

"No!" he gasped. His shock turned to anger. He drew his Keyblade and turned to Bumblebee. The young Autobot screamed in terror and flattened himself against the wall, trying not to get killed. "I leave her in your care and this is what happens?!?!" Honest John shouted.

"Please, Master Honest John! Have mercy!" Bumblebee cried as he got on his knees.

"It isn't his fault!" Lilo shouted. Honest John then turned back to Lilo.

"Have you lost your senses completely, Lilo? He's an alien! You're an immortal human!" Honest John shouted.

"No, I haven't. It doesn't matter! I don't care!" Lilo shouted.

"So help me, Lilo, I will get through to you, no matter what!" Honest John threatened. Lilo's friends couldn't take anymore of this. They ran from their hiding places.

"Why you pompous, arrogant, cold-hearted wind bag!" Genie shouted.

"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Honest John shouted angrily. Bumblebee yelped.

"Yo, you heard him, you piece of Bantha fodder!" Jake shouted.

"You're not a nice person!" Piglet said timidly.

"Yeah! You only care about yourself, you emotionless pig!" Mickey added.

"You old jerk!" Minnie shouted.

"You're ten times worse than my daddy!" Ariel addded.

"You have no heart at all, Honest John!" Zim sneered. Bumblebee looked nervous and Honest John was furious.

"THAT'S IT!! You pushed me too far! Bumblebee and you seven are BANISHED from the Magical Realm until the end of your days!" Honest John shouted. Lilo and her friends gasped.

"No we didn't!" Ariel protested.

"Exile?!?" Bumblebee whimpered. "No! NO! NOOOOOOO! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!" He sobbed hysterically. "And, Bumblebee, if you are not gone by sunset, you will be sent to the electric chair!" Honest John shouted. Bumblebee whimpered and hid behind Lilo's friends.

"NO! We are staying here forever and you know it!" Minnie cried

"That's not fair!" Lilo shouted. Honest John resumed singing:

Honest John: I'm still the King here! My word is law! This filth you bring here is the final straw! And push, my daughter, has come to shove! I'll make you obey till you do what I say! I don't care, come what may, but I'll keep you away from that cruel, harsh, cold, vile world OUT THERE!!

Honest John's Keyblade glowed. Bumblebee and the others gasped and ran for cover. Despite Lilo's pleas, Honest John destroyed every artifact with his Keyblade! He then set his sights on the statue. He pointed his Keyblade at it. "Honest John, NO!!!" Lilo shouted. But It was too late. The statue was destroyed and Lilo started to cry, saying, "You're not my dad anymore! You're a liar and a bully! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!!!" And with that Lilo slapped Honest John right across his face, pushed him and gave him a raspeberry. Lilo started to cry and ran away from home, never to return home again.