Eric gets a case of the poo-poos

Gosalyn pleaded with her parents, Eric and Aurora, to buy her a clarinet! So Eric and Aurora bought Gosalyn a clarinet! The clarinet cost $295! But Gosalyn didn't practice enough! As a result, she was stinky at the clarinet! Gosalyn thought that she was good at playing the clarinet, but, in fact, she was terrible! When Gosalyn played in the orchestra during the recital, she gave her father, Eric, a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad case of the poo-poos!