Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Alternate HISHE


 * Kingpin: So I got my wife and kid back.
 * Voldemort: But it wasn't really your wife and kid.
 * Joker: Yeah, what if the other you gets super pissed and vows revenge.
 * portal opens and Kingpin enters*
 * New Kingpin: wHeN I waS a BoY!!!﻿ YOU! I'LL KILL YOU!
 * AAAAAHHHH!!!
 * Peter: We should each take care of Kingpin before leaving. That way there's zero chance that he'll kill Miles after we leave.
 * Miles: Good idea. I wouldn't want him taking advantage of me trying to get back up. And if I died, there'd be no one left to destroy the collider before multiverse collapses.
 * Alright, lets do this one last time: I don't have an actual name. And for the past 2 or so years, I've been the ONE...AND ONLY...HISHE random scientist that points plot holes out to the main characters.
 * Teacher: Hey, wait a minute, who are you?! I’ve never seen you in my class!
 * Gwen: glitches
 * Everyone: WOAH
 * Tom Holland's Spider-Man intro: my name is Peter Parker and for the last one year I've known to be Queen's Spider-Man from YouTube, I save my city, meet and join the avengers, save the world from Thanos and finally found my love

Uncle Aaron gets shot

Miles: NO!

Aaron gets up

Miles: Uncle Aaron! You’re Alive!

Aaron: Of course I am. I have hi-tech gadgets like power gauntlets and rocket boots, you really think that my suit wouldn’t be bulletproofed?