Kristie Drops Out Of School

James Bond found the bomb in the men's room! He found it in the first toilet! James Bond then tried to find a way to defuse the bomb! But then he decided that, by shooting the bomb, he could take out the terrorists! So Bond elected to shoot it! Bond took out his Wolfram P2K and shot the bomb! The bomb instantly exploded, killing James Bond! The blast destroyed the train station and killed the terrorists and all the police guards waiting outside! The poop went all over London! M was not happy! She said "Blasted James Bond! He can't do anything right! It is going to be a SMELLY time in London tonight!" Kristie walked by what was the train station and said "Oh no! The train station has been destroyed! Now I can't go to school!" So Kristie had to find another way to get to school! But there was no other way for Kristie to get to school! So Kristie said "I guess I have to drop out of school! I know it ain't cool, but it's what I have to do!" So Kristie dropped out of school!