Battle With Idi Amin (January 21, 2017)

In one universe, Idi Amin Dada was the President of Uganda like his counterpart in our universe. He ruled Uganda as absolute dictator from 1971 to 2267. Idi Amin killed many of his own people. He lived in luxury while the majority of his people suffered and starved to death. In that universe, Idi Amin’s rule of Uganda came to an end in 2267 when the USS Enterprise NCC-1701, under the command of Captain James T. Kirk, came from the Star Trek universe to overthrow Idi Amin. An Enterprise landing party beamed down and met with the Ugandan rebels, who had the Army on their side. The Ugandan rebels and the Army agreed to help the Enterprise landing party overthrow Idi Amin. The Enterprise landing party, the Ugandan rebels, and the Ugandan Army stormed Idi Amin's palace and arrested the Ugandan Army members loyal to Idi Amin. They also arrested Idi Amin's cabinet. Finally, they arrested Idi Amin himself. Idi Amin was tried by a military tribunal. He was found guilty and his sentence was death. Kirk had to order the Enterprise security officers to feed Idi Amin to the lions because Kirk was captain of the Enterprise and because Kirk knew that Idi Amin was a threat to the Federation. So the Enterprise security officers fed Idi Amin to the lions. Idi Amin was dead. Guess where Idi Amin went? You guessed it. He went straight down to Hades. There, he met Lucifer. Lucifer said his most famous line “I’ve been expecting you! Here's your shovel! Get digging!” Idi Amin said “No way!” Lucifer took out his trident and zapped Idi Amin in the butt with blue Force lightning. Idi Amin said “Aaaaaargh! Make it stop!” Idi Amin then said “All right! All right! I’ll work!” Lucifer said “Good!” Idi Amin then grabbed his shovel and started shoveling coal. Lucifer said “Work well and you will be treated decent. Work badly and you will know the true meaning of pain and suffering!”