Songs

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1. Hello ( Sung by Kent, ft. Doan & Utah )
( Scene shows Kent sitting in the Papa's Pastaria dining room )
 * ( Singing )
 * Kent: Hello, it's Kent
 * Kent: I was wondering if after all these hours you'd like to answer
 * Kent: My call
 * Kent: So you can deliver my pasta
 * Kent: I ain't done much eating
 * ( Speaking )
 * Kent: All I ate today is a slice of cake....
 * ( Singing )
 * Kent: Hello, can you hear me?
 * Kent: I'm in the dining room trying to contact you
 * Kent: A few hours ago
 * Kent: I placed my order and you've never answered
 * Doan: There's such a distance between us....
 * Kent: And a million customers.......
 * Kent: HELLO FROM THE DINING ROOM!
 * Kent: I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMES!
 * Kent: TO TELL YOU
 * Kent: I WANT MY PASTA!
 * ( Speaking )
 * Doan: Geez... geez... okay. Utah, we've got a crazy customer in the building!
 * ( Singing )
 * Kent: But when I call you
 * Kent: You always refuse
 * Kent: To give me my pasta
 * Kent: At least I can say that I've tried
 * Kent: To tell you you're being stupid
 * Kent: But it doesn't matter. You clearly really hate me
 * ( Speaking )
 * Doan: Shut up.
 * ( Singing )
 * Kent: Hello, how are you?
 * Kent: It's typical of you to not give me my pasta. Damn you
 * Kent: I hope that you get
 * Kent: Bad service at the Bakeria where you go 24/7
 * ( Speaking )
 * Doan: No I don't !
 * Kent: Yes you do.... I work there!
 * ( Singing )
 * Kent: And it's no secret that I'm
 * Kent: Getting p!$$ed off
 * Kent: HELLO FROM THE DINING ROOM!
 * Kent: I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMES!
 * Kent: TO TELL YOU
 * Kent: I WANT MY PASTA!
 * ( Speaking )
 * Utah: Here's your pasta, Kent. We're sorry for the delay.
 * Kent: You better be!
 * ( Screen fades )

2. Hotline Bling ( Sung by Chuck & Kent, ft. Hank, Whiff, Big Pauly & Steven )

 * ( Singing )
 * Chuck: You used to call me on my-
 * Kent: You used to, you used to. Yeah!
 * Chuck: You used call me on my cell phone
 * Kent: Late night when you need my pizza
 * Chuck & Kent: Call me on my cell phone!
 * Kent: Late night when you need my pizza
 * Chuck: And I know when there's pizza here
 * Kent: That can only mean one thing
 * Chuck: Ever since I left Tastyville
 * Kent: You keep eating all the pizzas!
 * ( Speaking )
 * ( Camera spins around to reveal Hank, Whiff, Big Pauly & Steven )
 * Hank: Nope.... I like to get my morning breakfast at the Pancakeria...
 * Whiff: Pizzas are delicious, but I mostly go to the Bakeria, not the Pizzeria.....
 * Steven: No!
 * Big Pauly: ( giggles )
 * Kent: ( pokes Big Pauly with stick ) Chuck, I think Pauly's been eating all of the pizzas....
 * ( Singing )