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This is a list of memorable quotes from The Assassination Sensation.


 * Kathleen Keane: Ken! Stop pacing so much. This is a problem that can--
 * John Utonium: Problem? Problem? This is not a problem Kathleen! Bubbles just loaded the dishwasher with detergent. That’s a problem. The city of Townsville, and soon enough the entire world, knows that I have been experimenting with human DNA! That’s not a problem! That’s not even a dilemma. It’s a travesty!


 * Kathleen Keane: That’s not the way to do things, Ken.
 * John Utonium: Neither is experimenting on human DNA, Kathleen!


 * Buttercup: I’ve heard about this. When parents can’t get along, it usually leads to a divorce, and it’s the kids that suffer.
 * Bubbles: You’re getting a divorce?!
 * John Utonium: We’re not even your parents!


 * Elliott Meyer: Let me tell you something, Sarah. The biggest problem in this city is the crime rate. What causes the crime rate? Poor living condition. Many of the petty crimes are from down-on-their-luck people just trying to get by. I cheated my way into this office to become their superhero. I want to save them, and I want to be remembered for it. Of course, every hero works better in a team, and if it cleans up Townsville, the Professor and the Powerpuff Girls and even the kindergarten teacher can sleep in my bed if that’s what it takes to get them to help me keep this town safe. If breaking a few laws saves a few lives, Sarah, then I am going to break a few laws.


 * Blossom: We don’t have anywhere to sleep.
 * John Utonium: Don’t give me that. You know where you have to sleep. You’ve been sleeping there for two months. You have containment pods in the basement. They’re nice and comfortable and they cost thousands of dollars each so you had better use them and enjoy them.


 * Malcolm Jules: Mr. Grant was not a representative, or at least not in the definition I use. Mr. Grant had the ability to think on his own. I do not. I am only a representative of a higher power. I am not myself, and whoever I used to be no longer matters, because that person no longer exists. I am only a representative of a higher power.
 * Tyler Osborn: You talk to much.