Frozen Alternate HISHE

Once Upon a Time, Queen Elslut ran away, fearing her powers would hurt someone. In her desperation, it barely occurred to her that in running away she accidentally froze over the whole kingdom.

To bring her home, and in hopes of undoing the damage, Elslut's step-sister, Princess Assna, with the help of the Ice Specialist, Kristcock, journeyed up the tallest mountains, where she was believed to have fled.

Scene 1: Mountain Top (both characters have just finished climbing up the mountain and are now resting. Kristoff however seems quite annoyed for reasons that will be explained in the following dialogue) Assna: "Finally! I'd never thought we'd make it over those mountains!" Kristcock: "You're telling me!" Kristcock: (thinking) "Between that ass of yours swinging above me and the occasional view under your dress, it's a miracle I was able to keep my focus!" Kristcock: (thinking) "Seriously, how the hell can you walk around in the cold with so little underneath?!" Assna: "Alright, my step-sister should be around here somewhere." Kristcock: "Ummm..."

Kristcock: (offscreen) "You think that's a clue?" Assna: "That definitely looks like her handy-work." Assna: "Let's go inside and check it out."

(Elslut is staring farther into the interior of her palace when the two walk in. The 2 are viewed from the back) Assna: "OH HEY! THERE YOU ARE ELSLUT!" Elslut: (turning around) "ASSNA?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Assna: "I've come to bring you home!"

(the characters are now facing each other) Elslut: "I apologize, I do appreciate you coming to see me, but you're wasted your time." Elslut: "I belong here. Alone. At least this way I won't hurt anyone else." Assna: "....um....about that..." Elslut: "What?" Assna: "While running away...You kind-of set off a perpetual winter everywhere..." Elslut: "Everywhere?!" Assna: "Yeah........" Assna: "But don't worry, we can help you fix it!" Elslut: "But...I don't know how!" Elslut: "Every time I attempted to control my powers, my body always grows cold." Assna: "Cold huh?..." Assna: "I think I might know a remedy for that."

Kristcock: "WHAT THE-?!!" Elslut: "ASSNA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!" Assna: "If your problem is your body growing cold, than warming up should do the trick right?!" Elslut: "I have very little doubt that it doesn't work like that!" Assna: "It's a good idea. We can never know unless we do it. And besides-" Assna: "I took a good look at him before we came up, he's DEFINITELY worth trying out!" Elslut: "..." Elslut: "He does look...rather intimidating..." Elslut: "Alright...If you think it will work..." While the main girl gets the first line, Assna gets the next regardless of her position. "Main Girl": "Mmmm...Delicious." Assna: "Now let's get to the good stuff!" Assna: "Feeling better Elslut?" Elslut: "Oh yes, thank you. I'm feeling a lot warmer now."

The King: Don't worry...she can learn to control it, I'm sure. Until then, we'll close the gates. Reduce the staff, limit her contact from people, and keep her powers hidden from everyone.

The Queen: Ooooor, the troll who's standing right in front of us could maybe just tell us how she can control it, and save both the kids from what could become a very traumatic childhood. That could work.

The King: Hm... you might have a point there.

-OR-

Open on the fjord. The camera zooms in to be right over the water. The water ripples, and Anna and Elsa burst out of the water coughing and gasping for breath.

Anna: When you decided to thaw out everything...(pant) did it occur to you...(pant)to make sure we weren't standing directly on the water first?

Elsa: Sorry, I...I guess I got...

Kristoff pops up beside Anna, and spits out a mouth full of water

Elsa:...carried away.

-OR-

After the great thaw

Hans: Anna? But...she froze your heart.

Anna:The only frozen heart around here is yours.

Hans goes to say something, but he's suddenly hit in the chest with a blast of ice, and freezes solid in an angry pose

Anna: ELSA!!!

Elsa tries to suppress a laugh, but suddenly bursts into hysterical laughter

Elsa: (in between laughs) I'm sorry, I just... you said his heart was frozen, and... and we're all mad at him...I just had to do it!

Kristoff: Aw, sweet! Limited Edition inventory! Dibs!

Kristoff picks up the Hans ice sculpture and runs off screen with it. Anna and Elsa exchange looks as they watch Kristoff trying to sell the statue.

Kristoff: (off screen) HANS STATUE! Get this one of a kind Prince Hans Ice statue! Highest bidder, people. Do I hear forty?

-OR-

Right after “Fixer Upper” After Pabbie rolls up to Anna and Kristoff

Pabbie: Anna, there is ice in your heart, put there by your sister. If not removed, to solid ice you will freeze. Forever.

Kristoff: But you can remove, it right?

Pabbie: I cannot.

Fix-It-Felix pops up between Anna and Krsitoff

Felix: I can fix it! Pardon me, ma'am.

Felix tips his hat, and gingerly taps Anna's chest with his hammer. Anna's hair turns red again, and she stops freezing.

Anna: Hey, I'm...I'm healed! Wow... that was easy.

Felix: And as for your little winter problem...zing!

Felix taps his hammer on the ground, and Arendelle thaws in the distance

Felix: Well, I guess that fixes that. CAMEO!!!

Felix pops back down into the ditch and vanishes

Kristoff: (after a short pause) OK...that happened. So what now?

Anna: I don't know, all our problems are fixed...I guess we go back to Arendelle.

(later)

Elsa walks out onto the balcony and leans up against the railing, sighing sadly. Marshmallow walks up beside her, and pats her on the back comfortingly.

Elsa: Well, at least I have you to keep me company.

She puts a hand on her stomach as it starts growling.

Elsa: Wow...I didn't realize how long it's been since I've eaten. I wonder if I have anything...

She walks back into her castle, but sees nothing but ice.

Elsa: Oh, forget this. The castle's yours, Marshmallow. Try not to smash it too badly.

Elsa swiftly walks down the stairs towards the front door.

Marshmallow: Uh...where are you...

Elsa: Mamma needs to eat. See ya!

Elsa walks out the front door, leaving marshmallow in an empty quietness.

Marshmallow simply raises a confused eyebrow.

-OR-

Hans and his men are riding up to Elsa's ice castle. Marshmallow comes out of hiding, and roars at them.

Side Man #1: Whoa... no one said anything about a snow monster, I'm outta here.

The man turns his horse around and flees.

Side Man#2: Pff, wuss.

Marshmallow picks up the second man and his horse and throws him into the gorge under the staircase.

Man #2: (from the pit) OK... you guys might wanna run for it.

All the men except for Hans flee from the scene.

Hans: Guys, where are you...but, my plan and...aw, forget it.

THE END