The Destruction of the Bus (version 2)

As awesome as it would be, I may not put Darth Sidious and Palpatine in the same scene at the same time so that they may fight each other to the death.

You're right, because they are one and the same, like Clark Kent and Superman, Bruce Wayne and Batman, and Peter Parker and Spider-Man. And if you attempt to put Darth Sidious and Palpatine in the same scene at the same time so that they may fight each other to the death, then I will make the bus from the Chips Ahoy CremeWiches commercial go out of control and crash. It will burst into flames, killing everyone on it!

The bus from the Chips Ahoy CremeWiches commercial was driving on the road. The black middle-aged bus driver was driving the bus. The white creme and the 2 cookies, squashed together, were talking to the teenage boy with the baseball cap. The baby boy was resting in the warm and loving embrace of his mother. The old lady with the glasses was filing her nails. Suddenly, the bus driver saw ice on the road. The ice was created by the evil King Maximus. The bus went on the ice. The bus driver tried to get out of the ice, but the bus slid on the ice and went out of control. Everyone screamed. The bus went off a cliff and crashed into the ground below. The bus burst into flames, killing the bus driver and everyone else.