The 5 Ugly Girls

5 girls were sad and lonely. They didn't have any friends. They didn't know what to do. That's because all 5 of them were certifiably ugly! They were so ugly that they made time go backwards. Plus, they smelled! Sewers smelled like roses compared to those 5 girls. Boys yelled "SOOOWEEEE!" as they drove by. The police decided to deal with the 5 ugly girls. The police set a trap for the 5 ugly girls. When the 5 ugly girls arrived, the police ambushed them. The 5 ugly girls were arrested and taken to the prison, where they joined the inmates. Bubba, the largest of the inmates, took a whiff of the 5 ugly girls and said "Get those bitches washed up!" The inmates washed up the 5 girls. Then, the girls became Bubba's brides and had to do what he said for a long time.