True life of mordecai

this is the story of mordecai before he met rigby leading to the events in regular show. was born in 1948 to a result of a birth effrct due to his birth mother coming into contact with bluejays as a child. as his mother grabs a gun knowing she can't take it anymore. BANG as she is dead on the bed as mordecai was then later raised to a jewish farmer who exiled to america during the holocaust. in the mid 50s mordecai at the age of 8 was attracted by the new tv delevered to him as watching programs like. perry mason the twilight zone and the howdy doody show and watched sporting matches mostly boxing matches and someday wanted to be a boxer. as the farmer says it's too dangerous to do that. you will be killed in there. mordecai ignores his orders and makes a punching bag from a bag of corn and starts punching the bag every late night. mordecai never went to school and does farming for his gaurdian. in 1965 a pre teen mordecai decides to run away from his farm and see the world and be a boxer. in the early 70s he ended up being an amateur boxer fighting at clubs and bars every thursday or friday nights his first few matches were with underdog hobos ages 15 or 20. he still would be able to knock them out with one punch after another. he was under the name the blue bleeder in he was then urged to fight 19 year old soviet boxer alex norsha on a friday night september 5th 1974 and it was a disaster mordecai was knocked out in multible times in each round but still mordecai gets up until round 4 where he coun't get up after that big blow from alex. soon mordecai then lost his match with the commie and soon decided to retire from boxing. and try to find a job when one day in the year 1979 he caught a racoon living near a dark alleyway a racoon who also had the same birth problem. his name was rigby and mordecai decided to keep him as a freand sometimes pulling pranks on people until mid 1980 when they found a paper conaining a paper saying help wanted for a park owned by a gumball machene man named benson as the two decided this is a job of a lifetime as they enter a bus headed for the town where the park is and that is how the events began