Vanessa Huxtable and Paige Miles Stink

Vanessa Huxtable was in a recital and she had a clarinet solo! The problem was that Vanessa was very stinky at playing the clarinet! She didn't practice and she was just no gooda! She thought that she was good at it, but, in fact, she was terrible! So when the whole family went to the recital to see Vanessa play, Vanessa gave her father, Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable, a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad case of the poo-poos! Vanessa stunk like Paige Miles after Paige Miles got laryngitis. Paige Miles got laryngitis after making the Top 12, so when she was able to sing again, her voice was never the same, and she was stinky. So Paige Miles got booted off American Idol.