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クソゲー実況プレイ

Song title

"クソゲー実況プレイ"

Romaji: Kusogee Jikkyou Purei
English: The Worst Game Ever

Original Upload Date
Jan.25.2010
Singer
Hatsune Miku
Producer(s)
Onyuu-P
Views
450,000+
Links
Niconico Broadcast / YouTube Broadcast(reprint)

Description


LyricsEditEdit

Japanese Romaji English
どうも皆さんこんにちは doumo minasan konnichiwa Hello everyone.
今日はこのクソゲーを kyou wa kono KUSOGEE wo I'm going to try playing through
プレイしたいと思いますので PUREI shitai to omoimasu node the worst game ever so,
よろしくお願い致します yoroshiku onegaishimasu Hope you enjoy.
まずは始まりの街で mazu wa hajimari no machi de Let's start off with getting
装備でもそろえましょうか soubi demo soroemashouka some equipment in the first town!
でも物価が高すぎて demo bukka ga takasugite Wait, the prices are too high.
買い物さえままならない kaimono sae mama naranai I can't buy anything...
金を稼ぐため kane wo kasegu tame And when I go fight
敵とエンカウントすりゃ teki to ENKAUNTO surya some monsters to earn money
体力が無さ過ぎて tairyoku ga nasasugite My Strength is too low, and
一発くらえば即ティウンティウン ippatsu kuraeba soku TIUNTIUN if I get hit once it's Game Over
システムがクソ仕様で SHISUTEMU ga KUSO shiyou de This has gotta be the worst system ever
ザコ敵さえ倒せぬけど ZAKO teki sae taosenu kedo I can't even beat the small fries
怖気づいて逃げるだけじゃ ozokezuite nigeru dake ja But if I let them scare me and run away
進めない susumenai I can't go on
人に話を聞こうと hito ni hanashi wo kikou to When I proudly stroll up to people
意気揚々と近づいたら ikiyouyou to chikazuitara to hear what they have to say,
みんな自分を避けて minna jibun wo yokete Everyone avoids me,
話なんて聞けやしない hanashi nante kikeyashinai so I can't even ask them anything
イベント多すぎて IBENTO oosugite There're too many events
フラグ回収ミスって FURAGU kaishuu MISUtte And if you miss any flags
次のシーン行けずに tsugi no SHIIN ikezu ni Then you can't move onto the next scene
序盤で早くも詰んだ詰んだ joban de hayaku mo tsunda tsunda And you're already screwed from the beginning
シナリオもクソ仕様で SHINARIO mo KUSO shiyou de These scenarios suck too
超展開ばかりだけど choutenkai bakari dakedo Every new development is a big one
驚いて立ち止まってちゃ odoroite tachitomattecha But if I get surprised and stop
進めない susumenai I can't go on
あーもう疲れたなぁ aa mou tsukareta naa Ugh, I'm so tired
リセットボタン押そうかな RISETTO BOTAN osou kana Maybe I should just hit reset
でも、ささやかなお金も demo, sasayakana okane mo But, then I would lose
くだらないアイテムも kudaranai AITEMU mo This tiny bit of money
膨大なプレイ時間も boudai na PUREI jikan mo And these stupid items
なくしてしまうけど nakushite shimau kedo And all that play time...
やみのなかで「つらいんだ」と yami no naka de "tsurai nda" to Listen to my voice
実況プレイしてるんだよ jikkyou PUREI shiteru nda yo as I say, "This is horrible,"
ぼくの声を聞いておくれ boku no koe wo kiite okure Playing this game in the dark
このセカイはクソ仕様で kono SEKAI wa KUSO shiyou de In this crappy world
うつイベントばかりだけど utsu IBENTO bakari dakedo There are only sad events
へこたれてうずくまってちゃ hekotarete uzukumattecha But if I lose heart and fall apart
進めない susumenai I can't go on
ぼくの日々はクソ仕様で boku no HIBI wa kuso shiyou de My days are full of crap
思い通りにいかないけど omoidoori ni ikanai kedo and nothing goes as planned
ハッピーエンド迎えるまで HAPPII ENDO mukaeru made But I'll keep going,
進んでく susundeku Until I reach the happily ever after
どうしてこんなゲームに doushite konna GEEMU ni Why am I taking this stupid game
マジになっているんだろ? MAJI ni natte irun daro? so seriously?
まぁいい、明日もがんばりますか maa ii, ashita mo ganbarimasu ka Whatever, guess I'll try again tomorrow
よろしくお願い致します yoroshiku onegai itashimasu I'll see you all then



Video

クソゲー実況プレイ feat

クソゲー実況プレイ feat.初音ミク&巡音ルカ【HD】-1

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