Narrator: And now, Fillmore. Today's episode, A Crime Doing Time.
(Leshawna sees Ben and Chomper)
Gwen: Ben? Chomper? What are you…
Ben: We heard that you'd be here. Who are they?
Mac: They're Fidget and Olivia.
(bus comes with Meg driving and everyone gets on)
(while on bus Bloo lights Meg's hat on fire without Meg knowing)
Bloo: Wow, I didn't know you were the hottest girl ever.
Meg: (turns around) What?
Numbuh One: Is it getting hot in here?
Fidget: (sniffs) I smell smoke.
Meg: (screams loudly after Fidget gives her a hint on her hat being on fire)
Chomper: Ugh. (pours water from bucket on Meg's head)
Meg: Good thing we're here. (stops bus)
Gwen: Wow, there is a lot interesting stuff in San Francisco.
Cream: Tails and Chris said we can't use the confessionals this episode.
(all get off the bus)
Chomper: We made to X Middle School.
Principle Folsom: Welcome guests. We have a case to solve.
Olivia: We're on out. (she and Fidget were about to go the other way)
Principle Folsom: All of you, with the Safety Patrol.
Ben: Safety Patrol?
Bubbles: I know who they are. They're those detectives that are all recognized by orange belts they wear around they're shirts.
Chomper: What's the problem?
Principle Folsom: Can I show the Safety Patrol first?
Jack: We'd be honored to.
Starfire: Are you sure?
Jack: (walks towards door)
Buttercup: Come on, let's just go okay?
Mac: Can I talk to some one for a moment?
(1 MINUTE LATER)
Ash(through TV screen): That's great. I heard that you're starting to gain some progress.
Mac: Thanks, I'm gonna have to go now.
Ash(through TV screen): Good luck on Total Drama Cartoon.
(TV screen turns off)
Mac: I'm coming. (runs towards stairs)
(AT SAFETY PATROL OFFICE)
Fillmore: Hey, I'm Fillmore, and here's my partner Ingrid.
Ingrid: Good to meet you all.
Chomper: Have you been ever yelled at before?
Vallejo: Fillmore! What did you do taking done the identity thief?
Ben: I guess yes, a lot.
Cream: So you haven't even checked on where the identity thief hit? You guys are bad.
Vallejo: He was caught, but Fillmore destroyed some stuff trying to catch him.
Cream: Are you sure it was a he?
Vallejo: He was Edward Fries, and he's currently taking detention.
Starfire: Well, have you even checked on who is connected to this Edward person?
Fidget: I think I know. My former master Ratigan.
Vallejo: Okay, let's stop with the memories people. Fillmore, you, Ingrid, and two others check the gymnasium. The rest of you, check the music room.
Fillmore: I pick her and her.
Starfire: I'll be glad to help.
Mac: Let's go you guys. (runs off followed by Ben, Fidget, Numbuh One, Leshawna, Gwen, Buttercup, Jack, Olivia, Jinx, Bubbles, and Bloo)
Satoshi McClemens: Hello?
Starfire: We know what you did so just confess already!
Cream: Starfire, that's not a polite way to ask if they did it.
(Satoshi runs away from them causing a chase to start)
Cream: Oh no you don't. Lockrama. (everything in the gym is locked and Satoshi runs towards the basketballs and shoots them towards Fillmore and Ingrid)
Ingrid: Look out.
(MEANWHILE AT THE MUSIC ROOM)
Chomper: (opens door) Can we have a word with you?
Juliet Davis: Can I listen to some music first? (turns the volume really loud to run away from them and start a chase)
Ben: (activates Omnitrix)
Olivia: What are you doing?
(BACK AT GYMNASIUM)
Starfire: (grabs Satoshi) Tell us why you disguised yourself as Ratigan, made one of my friends your sidekick before I meet him, and hired the identity thief?
Cream: Um, Fillmore, Ingrid, I'm just gonna check that other girl over there. (transforms into some school reporter named Blair)
Satoshi McClemens: I didn't do anything. Edward happens to be my rival.
Starfire: LIAR! You tell me now or I'll blast you into the galaxy or maybe even planet, and you will lose all you're air on the way.
Cream: May I speak to you?
Tiffany Nemo: Name's Tiffany, and you are person?
Cream: Um, Blair. Yah, I'm Blair the school reporter. Mind if I take an interview?
Tiffany Nemo: Sure, it will help with my social skills. Maybe even my moves in karate.
(MEANWHILE AT MUSIC ROOM)
Juliet Davis: Do you guys give up? (grabs record from a record player and throws it like throwing star and gets caught on Gwen's sock)
Bubbles: That's it. I have a killer voice too. Watch. (uses Hyper Voice)
Juliet Davis: (covers her ears) ARGH! I'M OUT OF THIS NONSENSE!
(BACK IN THE GYM GIRLS LOCKER ROOM)
Cream: Thank you for the review Tiffany. I'll put on the papers that you didn't disguise yourself as a rat named Ratigan.
Tiffany Nemo: Who's Ratigan?
Cream: It's my pet, (brief pause) cat. I lost her on my way to X, see you later. (leaves)
Tiffany Nemo: Strange girl.
Ingrid: Who are you?
Cream: (changes back to Cream)
Ingrid: Oh, well, what info did you get, did you have to give her a chase?
Cream: Nope, I got all the info on her right her and didn't have to chase her.
Ingrid: (checks notes) Looks like she's innocent.
Cream: I know, but she is very interested in karate. She evens wears a karate uniform and acts like she got bumped on the head.
Ingrid: Well, Satoshi is innocent as well. Fillmore is talking with a guy named Eugene Penn.
Cream: Okay, but I think Blair can get something out of him as well. (changes into Blair)
Ingrid: You really do magic.
(AT MUSIC ROOM)
Spidermonkey: Take this. (shoots web from his butt and Juliet Davis gets caught in it)
Chomper: Tell us what you were doing here.
(a mysterious man in black clothes goes out the window)
Eugene Penn: (walks towards door)
Fillmore: (wears disguise as reporter) Excuse, me and Blair are here for another interview. Do you have a few minutes?
Eugene Penn: Hmm, will I get a good review punks?
Cream: Oh everyone gets a good review.
Eugene Penn: Cool. So I'm Eugene Penn and I'm part of a rock band. My mother is deceased, and my father abandoned me.
Cream: (starts crying)
Fillmore: Hey Blair, what's wrong?
Cream: That story is just, so sad. (continue whining)
(AT MUSIC ROOM)
Juliet Davis: Believe me now? (shows picture of Juliet fighting Ratigan)
Olivia: I wonder how the others are doing, they must've gotten more people than we did.
Man Disguised As Ratigan: (takes off mask to reveal a human face that looks like a nerd with glasses and takes off tail to reveal it is really a whip attached to tape)
Joseph Anza: It doesn't add up, all the suspects seem to be innocent.
Danny O' Farrell: Does this Ratigan is the real deal?
Cream: Hey, I found something at the interview, can you check what it is?
Karen Tehama: Sure, so what do you got?
Cream: A little glove that changes the size of any person wearing it.
Karen Tehama: I'll see who owns this glove, check back later.
(hidden person hides behind corner with a squirt gun)
Cream: Hum? I know you're behind there.
Hidden person: (just shows hand with squirt gun)
Cream: Opalmea Teleportay Universal Disspair (squirt disappears)
Chip Ramirez: Hello suckers. (runs away)
Cream: You get back here. (pulls out walkie talkie) Starfire, I found who did it, he's headed towards the cafeteria.
Chip Ramirez: I have been teased by bullies for too long, so I invented a change size glove and made a rat mask. I traveled to London to kill the queen as a minor objective, I wanted to be wealthy and take down those who hurt me.
Cream: Sorry Chip, looks like my friends are coming in five, four, three…
Starfire: (bursts doors open)
Cream: They're here.
Fillmore: Stay here, cause our friend over here can scorch but we don't that to happen do we?
Chip Ramirez: If it isn't my ex-partner and the girl. I've been expecting you to come here.
Starfire: I don't believe we've met.
Cream: He's been in a lot of places.
Starfire: I do remember a scorny kid fighting Cyborg. Big glasses, buck teeth, it's you all right.
Olivia: It's payback for trying to kill me.
Bloo: (throws knife and gets stuck on Chip's cape and get attached to the wall)
Mac: You could've killed him.
Bloo: I didn't bring my light saber.
Cream: You're going to be in detention for a long time.
Chip Ramirez: One question, how did you do that magic?
Cream: A good magican never tells her secrets.
Chip Ramirez: I'll be back.