Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope (Chapter 7)

Chapter 7 is the seventh chapter of Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope written by MarioFan65.

This chapter is called "An Encounter With the Pigs".

Plot[]

(Back with King Pig and Nigel's group, the pigs are spotting the footprints of what it shown to be from Mauro as the pigs keep sniffing with Nigel flying to look for the monkey to capture)

King Pig: Keep looking. All you gotta do is sniff.
Foreman Pig: The monkey must have left all the footprints on the ground.
Chef Pig: Look like a recipe for success to turn into a disaster.
Ross: Am I seeing the clues here?
Nigel: I know you're getting all the clues. Follow the footprints to catch the monkey on the run.
Gabi: *point out the footprints on where Mauro is head* Nigel, look! There's a light on the way and that's where Mauro is hiding.
Nigel: Heh heh heh. Good spot there, Gabi. Bad Piggies, follow the footprints and find the monkey whatever the lines are leading to.
Foreman Pig: Look like we got ourselves a good shortcut there.
King Pig: Sound like a good sport to catch. *laugh as he follow his group to follow the footprints to find Mauro*

(King Pig and Nigel's group follow the footprints to find Mauro while Red and Blu's flock are with Mauro with the monkey telling what happen prior to his crimes and giving up on stealing)

Mauro: First of all, I don't know any of you guys, but I don't steal from humans anymore and tease on other birds in the flock. I forgive you all for my forgiveness.
Rafael: Liar! I know you do some sneaky things! Don't lie to your enemies.
Pedro: You got a problem with stealing from birds? Huh?
Nico: Not a smart move there.
Mauro: Come on you guys. What are you talking about? I don't steal with other monkeys anymore. We live out on our own while chilling and eating bananas.
Jewel: When the last time you met Nigel? Answer the truth.
Mauro: *sign* I can't believe my old boss has returned after the fall.
Pedro: Ah. You're telling the truth. Now we're talking.
Nico: Still awkward to me.
Blu: What about Nigel?
Mauro: What about him? He tried to sabotage me and use me as a mascot to build a nasty home for his new friends as they are planning to take over the whole jungle in Rio!
Blu: That's sharp. Very sharp.
Red: What new friends? What do they look like?
Mauro: You know. They laugh, giggle and make fun of everything. They are shown to look like pigs without the bodies and sneak to steal whatever they can from their clutches.
Red: The pigs! I know they're alive somewhere.
Chuck: So we're not the only ones that fall out from our world into their world, right?
Bomb: How could the pigs be working for some guy named Nigel the whole time?
Mauro: The cockatoo got a king pig with a pig with a mustache and a chef pig that cooks. You don't know what it's like to see all these pigs show up in battle.
Red: We Angry Birds are the enemies of the pigs. We have shown to beat them many times in battle for all these years when taking the eggs.
Mauro: They took away your eggs?
Red: You don't know us, but you're correct. The pigs always steal our eggs for lunch until we show up at their castle to beat them up.
Mauro: Oh, cool. This is pretty much why you need some eggs to live.
Red: Not just to live, to take care of them.
Chuck: Taking care of eggs is called good parenting.
Mauro: A egg never leave its nest behind and that's a fact. *hear some gigging sounds* Oh, no. They're here.
Blu: Who's here?
Jewel: Who? They? What?
Mauro: *hear the pigs laughing* The pigs.
Red: Those pigs! I knew they would track us down by one spot!
Mauro: They're here for me. And you know, I'm still in probation.
Nigel: *voice* We found the monkey!
Red: Who is that voice?
Blu: Uh oh, it can't be.
Nigel: *show up with the pigs* There he is!
Mauro: Nigel!
Blu: Nigel?
Jewel: He's back! What is he doing here with the pigs?
Nico: The what?
Pedro: I knew the person we know from somewhere is back with few of his friends.
Chuck: His friends are the pigs and the pigs are our enemies! How did they make a alliance with a bird like Nigel?
Blu: I don't know. You guys said you were fighting the pigs back home, then a portal warp you into the line to split groups up to be with us and Nigel. How did Nigel escaped from the lab to join forces with the pigs?
Nigel: That's right Blu. It is good to be back in the acting phrase. *laugh* And so, after years of failing and losing, I got some back-up to deal with and to mess with the fools like you.
Blu: Fool! You shouldn't be back and stay back at the cage where you belong.
Nigel: No worries, Blu boy. I brought in a new friend with me to work with. Show yourself, fatty.
King Pig: Who you calling fatty? Were you expecting some bacon strips to be put on those chicken patties?
Red: King Pig! What are you doing in Rio?!
Chuck: The pigs are still alive? Heck, we're on the same boat in the same world.
King Pig: Angry Birds, it's me! The same old King Pig from Piggy Island. Did you miss me when I was gone?
Red: No. You shouldn't be here when we were transported to another world!
Hal: You're still an awful person to me!
Bubbles: What a greedy jerk you are.
Chuck: How do they keep getting stronger and tougher while we were away?
King Pig: We have been talking about you a lot. You even took down my fortress the first time we fought you and now, we're gonna take it all back, because of you!
Foreman Pig: You ain't being nicer since we first met on the island.
Chef Pig: Not even raw enough to cook!
Gabi: Oh my. They are so gorgeous. Can I hug them?
Nigel: No Gabi. It's better best to stay away from these pretty birds from getting all the cooties on your cheeks. So depressing.
Rafael: You still got a problem with us birds, huh?
Mauro: I know what you're thinking Nigel about teaming up with the birds over the pigs.
Pedro: Don't stay that! We know we don't trust you!
Nigel: Oh silence! You make me embarrassed every time when you come near me. You know, I was a star of the show until they fire my tailfeathers off the stage!
Red: No way. You were a superstar.
Stella: Like a actor?
Matilda: What were you doing on the show?
Nigel: It been years since I starred in many movies. After a line of unscripted problems, bad acting and misbehavior, they throw me off the garbage and replaced me with someone else which grind my feathers on the skin. *get a glimpse of a flashback of Nigel getting thrown off the stage into the trash*
Director: *at the door of his stage* You're fired! What kind of nonsense acting is that?! We were rooting for you!
Nigel: *spit out a toothpick as he look furious as in the present day* They took my life away, my trophies, my roles, my songs and everything what the source material has put on the scripting stage! This is all their fault and I'm still upset about it.
King Pig: You were a star of a movie?
Nigel: Many movies and TV shows set in Hollywood and the rest of the movie industry all over the world.
Chuck: I felt bad for him. Forget about it. As a person, he has been doing horrible things in life.
Jewel: He almost tried to kiss me while flying away in Rio and held me captive through the smugglers.
Nigel: It wouldn't be so long until we get together again, pretty bird.
Jewel: I'll never be with you! I have Blu and Blu is what make my life perfect!
Blu: That's all on me.
Nigel: Oh, I know I'm not a pretty birdie, but I used to be quite a looker. A star. Lights. *the pigs turn the lights on him* Cameras. *the pigs turn on the camera on him* And action! *the pig use the clapperboard to clap on him as he sings*

I was striking suave, ambitious, feet to beak, so birdi-licious

Now I'm vile, I villainous, and vicious, oh, and malicious *look through the birds and pinch at Jay*

I had it all, a TV show, women too *sing on TV with few female macaws sitting on the log*

I was tall, over one foot two *boop a parrot and see a parakeet*

Then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes

That's why I am so evil

Why I do what I do *sing on a newspaper*

Birds: He was a superstar...!
Nigel: *spin a Earth globe and bounce it* So young and vital.
Birds: He's nasty...!
Nigel: *hug a Earth globe* A South American idol.
Birds: He's a suspicious bird...!
Nigel: Who said that about me?
Birds: A very vicious bird...!
Nigel: I'll have you rotisseried!
Gabi: *sing with TV screens of Nigel appearing in various novellas such as being in roles with few males and females on set*

He was the king of telling novellas

The envy of all the other fellas

Nigel: *get kicked out on the trash with a parakeet replacing him on a movie set* Then I was pushed out for a pretty Polly Parakeet from Paraguay they called Petricious...
Petricious: I'm Petricious!
Nigel: *annoyed* Common Paraguayan name.
Gabi: Aw, cheer up. You'll sign into a new role.
Nigel: *squeeze Gabi* Not so fast. Not today! *throw off Gabi*
Gabi: Wee!
Birds: He's a nasty bird...!
Nigel: *crush a nest* I'm insidious.
Birds: He's ghastly...!
Nigel: *rip up a magazine featuring him titled "Nigel: From Superstar to Fired Star"* Oh, I'm hideous!
Birds: He was a real macaw...!
Nigel: *scare off the macaws* I'm a cockatoo!
Birds: An obscene bird...!
Nigel: *land on a log*

Yes that bit's true

I'm a feathery freak

With a beak

A bird murderer

You think you're badder then me?

I've never heard of ya!

I'm evil

I'll fill your cheese balls with weevils *hold a cheese ball and eat it*

I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls

It was him *blame it on a seagull in a log*

Birds: *on a cage* He's a nasty bird...!
Nigel: *hold a cage* I'm invincible.
Birds: He's ghastly...!
Nigel:

I'm unminceable

I'm unwashable

Unrinseable

Like an abandoned school

I have no principle!

Nico: *interrupt the song* Wait! You used to work as a movie star, then go to school?
Pedro: The script doesn't make any sense.
Nigel: Quiet you! I said it in a lyric. That is all part of a song like a abandon school with no principle. In fact, I never been to a school in Brazil.
Nico: You're a bird. You don't even go to places that the humans go.
Nigel: You want to try out a rap verse, huh?
Pedro: We didn't ask for your rap verses.
Nigel: Oh, you little birds. People have been talking about you and calling you the kings of samba.
Pedro: That's me! I'm the king of Samba. I'll show you what a real pretty bird means!
Nico: Show your moves!
Gabi: Boy, they're gonna snap you like paperweights.
Nigel: I'm not a clapperboard to snap with. But okay. Let's verse a little. *rap with Nico and Pedro*

They be calling all the pretty birds in the jungles

When there's rap, pop and jazz with a bunch of cool funk

The critics be calling you out that doesn't outnumber all the blues

And all the true nostalgia hurts that doesn't live up to the expectations to the charts

Nico: How dare you mock our career like that? *sing*

Yo, I'm Nico. Bird in the house!

I got a whole bunch of fans that live in the trees

I got a fanbase on my own with a lot of people in the house

And a whole bunch of soda caps with different designs with my name on it

Pedro: *swing around*

It's P-P-Pedro! King of Samba

The bird of the word

I got a whole bunch of people swinging with my swagger on the floor

If you think you can beat us with a group on my own

Chuck: Nerd!
Pedro: And you gotta take what it takes before you compete through the limits! *make a sound*
Nigel: Oh gosh. That was awful. Very awful singing.
Nico: We're cool than you, huh?
Pedro: Way to throw off the cheap beats, cockatoo.
Red: You know better.
Nigel: They be mocking me for my appearance. *sing while flying through the logs*

All of you Brazilian birds...

All 80 million birds...

I'll tell you what I'm going to do...

I'm going to make you... *hear the birds singing*

Shut up now. Shut up! It's just me.

Jewel: So what?
Nigel: *fly to Jewel* I will make you an angry bird... too...
Jewel: How about no. *slap Nigel while shocking everyone*
Mauro: Oh my gosh.
Gabi: Nigel! Are you okay?!
Nigel: I am okay.
King Pig: You look hurt.
Foreman Pig: Do you need to call the ambulance or something?
Nigel: No. I'm good. *get up* Don't make fun of me.
Chef Pig: Let's head back to the fortress, shall we?
Nigel: Oh sure. Sweet nightmares my friends! We'll meet up at the fortress for battle. And Mauro, I'll be dealing with you later.
Mauro: Learn how to treat some birds and monkeys better!
Nigel: "Did you hear how dramatic that was? At the end?" *laughs wickedly and flies away*
King Pig: Nice meeting with you Angry Birds. We'll catch up at the newly-built fortress in the jungle.
Gabi: Catch us while you can! *laugh manically while she and the pigs head back to the fortress*
Red: *furious* Grrrr! Get back here you numbskulls!
Blu: Not cool, man! Scary, but not cool!
Bomb: They didn't tell us that they got a new fortress build in the jungle of Rio.
Rafael: Oh, you got to be kidding us. Nigel is alive and he's working with the pigs to tear down the whole jungle? That's going to kill the wildlife of nature!
Tiago: I didn't know the pigs look almost like you guys.
Red: Don't compare us to the pigs. I know they have done a lot of naughty things than stealing eggs in the past.
Matilda: If we're planning to find a way to get back to our world, then we need to beat the pigs in order to take them back home.
Carla: How many times you beat those guys in battle?
Red: More than a hundred times in all these years of protecting the eggs.
Bia: You are one true egg carrier in babysitting.
Stella: We sometimes bring friends from the village to watch over the eggs while we're gone to prevent the pigs from showing up.
Blu: We came all this way to encounter the return of Nigel with the pigs? This is so messed up right now.
Jewel: Great! Now we can't have a good short vacation with these creeps foiling to ruin our days of laugher and balking.
Red: What did you really do this time?
Mauro: Build a fortress for them and now, I'm going to tear it all down by a paw.
Red: You're not a lion, right?
Mauro: I'm a monkey and a marmoset. All animals have paws.
Red: But for us birds, we have feathers.
Mauro: But you don't have feathers.
Chuck: We're from another world. We lack feathers and feet.
Mauro: Not even a body?
Bomb: Nope. So is Terence.
Terence: *growls* Mmm...
Mauro: That is one fierce big bird over here.
Red: He's my brother. He always shy, vain, valid and stay that way of fear. Also, tell me where the pigs and Nigel are hiding.
Mauro: When I first escaped, my footprints lead to the location on where I used to live. Plus, they're taking over my hideout.
Rafael: So the pigs took over your hideout. We're very sorry for you. But we can help to take it all back from the pigs.
Pedro: No. He's gonna trick us like last time.
Mauro: Trust me. With no tricks, we can fight back the pigs and save the jungle.
Nico: Still not helping.
Mauro: Come on you guys. My monkeys are in there and they're worried of me, fearing of torture and pain from the pigs' plan. We can do this together.
Red: If we can believe you, just remember. No funny stuff.
Mauro: No funny stuff with a pinky promise at all.
Blu: Deal.
Mauro: *gulp* Deal.
Blu: Good. Now where to the fortress?
Mauro: Follow me.
Nico: Dang. You guys are crazy. You're all trusting the little King Kong to walk through the fortress with a trick set up? That's not cool.
Pedro: I'm not ready for this fight against the pigs, whatever what the monkey got to say about his secret plan.
Rafael: We can give him a second chance after the fight in the club few years back then. *he and everyone follow Mauro to the fortress*

(As Red and Blu's flock with Mauro chase after the pigs and Nigel, the bad guys reach back to the fortress as they gather all the pigs together to lock up the fortress with the use of the gates)

King Pig: We're back from chasing. What should we do next?
Nigel: You go make an announcement that the pretty birds are headed to our location.
King Pig: Already? Jeez, that wasn't too far of a encounter.
Foreman Pig: Attention all pigs! The birds are heading to our fortress! Reach to the inside and lock all the gates!
Minion Pig #1: Aye aye aye sir!
Minion Pig #2: We'll do it in handy! *he and the pigs reach to the fortress by locking all the doors and windows*
Nigel: Hopefully, the pretty birds and traitor won't make it to our fortress.
King Pig: They'll never find us here after losing the eggs.
Gabi: We'll get to stay together in love!
Nigel: Love is love, my sweet dart poison frog. You're never too scared to feel the poison inside you. *cuddle on Gabi*
Marmoset #1: Hey, where do we feature in?
King Pig: I got something better for you all. You're all going to be put in cages!
Marmoset #2: The what?
Marmoset #3: We've been scammed! Run to the exit! *he and the monkeys scream by running*
King Pig: Pigs, capture them! Don't let them get away after what their master did wrong! *send his pigs to capture many marmosets in cages*
Minion Pig #3: Gotcha!
Minion Pig #4: You're going to be inside for a very long time.
Marmoset #4: Aw shucks. Those darn cages.
Chef Pig: *laugh* We got them all!
Nigel: Too slow, too sloppy and too sad. Thanks for building a new home for our greedy master, but you're going to face the consequences with strong lessons even more, even if you're not a flyer and you can't fly in the sky as a flightless pigeon.
King Pig: We capture the monkeys, but still no eggs yet to eat.
Nigel: Don't worry King Pig. We'll get the eggs as soon as possible after we conquer the jungle.
King Pig: I'll have my word with the birds when they reach to the top of the fortress! *laugh*

(As King Pig and Nigel's group hold the trapped monkeys into the fortress, Red and Blu's flock follow Mauro as they reach to the fortress, only for the whole place to be locked by a bunch of gates as set up by the pigs earlier)

Red: How far is the fortress?
Mauro: We're only a mile away, so we're getting there!
Red: Great. I know where the pigs are hiding and why they won't get away with their schemes this time.
Chuck: I bet they don't have a trick or prank to fool into our faces this time.
Blu: As long a booby trap isn't set up by one big hole of a single sharp kill.
Jewel: You don't know what its like to set up a trap filled with sharps and spike balls on the ground.
Rafael: Neither is a bucket full of piranha fish.
Mauro: There we are. This is the part where I escaped in! *arrive at the fortress with everyone*
Red: *find out that the fortress is locked with gates* Oh, no. What have they build.
Chuck: It look just like their last castle.
Mauro: What the? The whole place is locked when I got out.
Jewel: How? It got gates locking up the entrance.
Tiago: They secure it so no one can trespass into the lair. How are we going to get in?
Carla: By a ladder?
Bia: Or a pipe tunnel?
Jay: That thing is so huge.
Jim: All of your monkeys must have build this castle for days.
Jake: Not even a rich bird would live in this castle.
Mauro: Yes. Me and my crew build the fortress for the pigs and Nigel. After my rocky actions, forgive me.
Rafael: You are not a bad person after all. We're going to take down this mistake that shouldn't even exist in the first place.
Blu: Oh man, is that a ginormous house? Is there open house coming up this week?
Jewel: This isn't a house. It's a castle built by scraps.
Red: Rocks, wood, ice, glass. Everything. How did all the objects get into the warm land like Rio?
Bomb: It's just like all the scraps and nature parts that the pigs always use in battle for all the battles we have won in recent years.
Matilda: They do this all the time to trick us so they can hide and see us get hurt like ducks in the wind.
Chuck: When the wood chuck wood, and the wood chuck wood into tiny bits, eh?
Red: Forget your nursey rhyme, we need to tear that thing apart to prevent another invasion in another world like what happen to our island the other day.
Blu: It's gonna take a long time to tear down that fortress made of rocks.
Hal: With a big flock, we will make teamwork to defeat the pigs once and for all.
Bubbles: With our special powers inside us, we'll take down the pigs for glory and save the day for mother nature!
Mauro: My friends are in there and we gotta free them from the creeps.
Pedro: You got anything else to say before the plot twist trick, little King Kong?
Mauro: Will you stop calling me a little King Kong! I got no plan to trick on all of you guys. All I needed is a favor to destroy the mistake and save my friends.
Nico: I bet you be tricking us for a leaf-paste trap made out of glue.
Rafael: If we have a little King Kong, who want to see a little Godzilla next?
Jewel: No more jokes! We need to stop the fortress right now from blocking all the trees in the jungle.
Rafael: But how are we going to take down the whole fortress by one feather?
Red: We know what to do. But we need some time to think before we can rumble through the castle.
Blu: You know, and you have to think before we can destroy it like a house of cards?
Red: We know what we use to fight the pigs and take down their towers. But we don't have the tools and keys to fight the pigs right now.
Tiago: What? Then how are we going to win?
Chuck: We have no weapon or Mighty Eagle to destroy the fortress. It look like we're gonna lose forever.
Carla: You can't just give up now. We have to fight to take back the jungle!
Bia: What's a Mighty Eagle?
Red: Mighty Eagle? You mean like the mightiest of all birds and eagles? We'll talk more later. That big bird got nothing to do on our story right now. All we gotta do is plan to fight back the pigs.
Mauro: I'll sit while you guys talk. Then after you guys planned this out, we'll talk.
Red: We'll see what we can do, monkey.
Chuck: Who you asking first?

(Back at King Pig's fortress, the pigs held captive the marmosets in the cages as Nigel, Gabi and the rest of the pigs laugh with King Pig watching the marmosets trapped in cages as planned after Mauro's escape)

King Pig: You're going to be in those cages for a very long time.
Marmoset #1: You should be a shame of yourself.
Marmoset #2: How are we going to eat bananas without a bowl?!
King Pig: You'll get some, until they age old as rotten.
Marmoset #3: Blah! I remember eating a rotten banana for a week!
Marmoset #4: We're doomed. Our freedom of luck is thrown away the trash.
Nigel: You all lost and failed the flying test. Way to not do your chores when I order them for you to do after failing to fight the birds at some samba club in a fruit market.
Gabi: Aw. Are you okay? Do you wanna get out?
Marmoset #1: Just let us out you thieves!
Foreman Pig: Too bad, so sad! You're ain't getting out until your leader return from escaping.
Chef Pig: You really wanna blow off the recipe, huh?
Nigel: They know better. They trained a lot, they fought a lot and they know how to steal from human beings. When I got fired, I stole a lot of their popcorn when winning the most Oscars in a award ceremony.
King Pig: I won a bunch of raspberries in a raspberry eating contest as a piglet.
Nigel: Blah. Raspberries are for losers. Even the worst movies win the most Razzies in the worst careers of their lives.
King Pig: You shouldn't be sitting in the sit of shame, eh?
Nigel: Shut up. We got a jungle to conquer.
King Pig: We already conquer a jungle. What about a city?
Nigel: The cities will be ours. Next up, we should conquer the rainforest and where the macaws of Blu and Jewel reside. Fearing to take their feathers of love and blood!
Gabi: Ooh, spooky!
Nigel: Not spooky enough as a ghost in a sheet. Go to the top of the lair and watch over the birds.
King Pig: Aye aye, Nigel. Let's all go to the top of the lair to watch over the birds from the window to see if they're trying to trespass our secret hideout or not.
Foreman Pig: *watch over the marmosets* Stay here you monkeys. We'll be watching the birds while you stay put like babies. *follow the pigs*
Marmoset #1: Mauro is coming back to kick your butt. Also, you're not having a banana sundae for dessert!
Chef Pig: Mama mia, Papa pia. What does the Angry Birds want from us this time?! Eggs? Oh my. We haven't eaten those for years!
Nigel: Come along now. I hope my enemies doesn't make it through the gates or else, we're gonna need a lot of wires to light up the gates.
Gabi: With power!

(As King Pig and Nigel's team head over to the top of the lair to watch over the birds from the window, Red and Blu's flock got a plan to take down the fortress with a idea of their own)

Rafael: The pigs and Nigel are watching us. They know what's up.
Bomb: It look like we're up to take down the fortress together.
Red: Okay team. You know what to do. We got a fortress to tear down and let's get to the plan.
Blu: We'll push all the blocks down to dump into the trash.
Jewel: You think every pig have placed blocks into the fortress?
Stella: They even got wood, ice, glass and stone up in place. How are we going to destroy these things by one shot?
Red: Well, we got something better to take down the castle.
Blu: Like what? A toothpaste?
Red: Nah. Not a toothpaste. Back at my world, we use a shooter called a slingshot to launch ourselves to destroy walls and towers. You know I'm saying?
Jewel: A slingshot? Why use a slingshot when you can actually shoot rocks and nuts out of a U-shaped toy?
Chuck: It's what we use to fight the pigs.
Rafael: Slingshots are like small. We're going to use a small item to fight the pigs? There's no way we're gonna beat these guys in seconds.
Nico: Use a slingshot to shoot nuts for one seconds? That's not going to work out.
Pedro: Shooting with a slingshot is weak, but not effective to break a solid element put into the fortress.
Bomb: It's actually big as a mansion.
Jewel: No. It's small and always have been.
Bomb: In our world, it's big.
Jewel: How?
Bubbles: You guys don't know what a slingshot is.
Red: We got no time to explain everything. We'll make our own slingshot and get to the chase.
Matilda: Don't we have a slingshot back home?
Red: Yes. But the problem is. We didn't bring one. We'll make another from scratch. Chuck, make a slingshot from scratch!
Chuck: Homemade slingshot coming up! *use his speed to create a slingshot made of wood pieces and a rope* Ta da!
Rafael: What the what is that?
Nico: It looks poorly made.
Pedro: You called it a slingshot? *laugh* Very funny Chuck. What a whole new record.
Mauro: It doesn't look half-bad in my opinion.
Red: Shut up! We're going to act serious and take down the pigs for messing with our lives.
Pedro: Okay! We'll keep it cool.
Nico: How does launching on a slingshot work?
Red: Who you asking? We'll get to the chase. Guys, launch me to the towers.
Hal: Aye aye Red!
Red: *hop on the slingshot* Hope this thing works as a oven.
Hal: This outcha better work.
Bubbles: What if it don't work?
Red: We'll just fail like we never do.
Blu: How strong it is?
Red: Very powerful as a rock.
Blu: Cool. Just like a rock being solid as a iceberg.
Red: No more fulling around. Let's get this battle going.
Chuck: Alright! From eye to eye.

(Red and Blu's flock and King Pig and Nigel's group goes face to face as a battle between groups begin through the jungle and the fortress with pigs setting up to fight the birds)

King Pig: Those ruthless birds aren't getting away with my schemes.
Nigel: The poor fearless birds are back at it, fooling us like pigeons. Get to your battle stations!
Minion Pig #1: Aye aye sir!
Minion Pig #2: Reporting for battle duty!
Minion Pig #3: We won't fail to let you down.
Foreman Pig: Ross, make sure you alert the pigs on what they're doing!
Ross: I'll keep them on the record. *to his group* Pigs, set up the cannons as the king promise! *he and the pigs set up the cannons*
King Pig: Very good Ross. *watch over the birds* Angry Birds, let's see what your baby slingshot is made out of.
Gabi: They're gonna lose as we expect them to be. *laugh*
Blu: *with his flock* The pigs are making fun of us. We need to launch now.
Red: Just like the start of the first level, we'll take down the fortress by one.
Chuck: I'll be happy to help.
Mauro: We just need to pass the gates and destroy everything what's build on the fortress.
Red: I know. Ready or not, here I launch! *launch from the slingshot to the tower*
Minion Pig #1: *panic with everyone* Angry Bird!
Minion Pig #2: We're in danger!
King Pig: Who let the red bird in the fortress?!
Nigel: They broke into the gates? Barnacles! The marmosets didn't do a good job on putting extra protection! Liars.
Chuck: Ha! They're being under attacked! Watch me crash into the party! *launch from the slingshot to the tower* Eat that, pigs! *dash to the gates by smashing all the wood* Wee! *break through the glass* Oh yeah!
Pedro: Boom! We're on a roll, baby!
Nico: *spin his cap* To the world!
Hal: Let me try. *launch from the slingshot by swinging, but turn back and crash to a tree* Did we win?
Bubbles: No! You faced the wrong way!
Nico: You turned back the wrong way? Dang! What's wrong with you?!
Pedro: Bro, you were so close. Why didn't you cut the whole fortress in half?
Rafael: Maybe the direction he's looking didn't made him move above since he is a boomerang.
Hal: Well, I tried. I was born and shaped like a boomerang.
Rafael: All toucans and puffins have beaks that are shaped as boomerangs.
Jewel: Not all toucans and puffins feature designs that look like boomerangs on their beaks.
Tiago: What about a flamingo?
Carla: What? No. They're long birds like ostriches.
Bia: They don't even swing like Hal.
Bubbles: Let me try as I can take down the pigs in a second. *launch from a slingshot into the fortress* I'm on the fortress! *crash through the boxes and inflate* YOU CAN'T MESS WITH THE BUBBLE!
Minion Pig #1: Holy ham! That is one big bird.
Minion Pig #2: Move back!
Rafael: Damn! Look at him grow big.
Pedro: He is just as big as this little King Kong.
Mauro: Hey! Wait 'til we meet a lizard and refer him as a little Godzilla. How about that?
Pedro: Just messing with you pal.
Matilda: Let me try on the slingshot over the fortress.
Nico: Go right ahead egg lady. It's all yours as a pumpkin.
Matilda: I hope the egg hatch into a chick someday. *launch from the slingshot* Take this! *shoot a egg bomb at the pigs*
Pedro: Boom! She's on fire!
Jewel: Did she just shoot an egg out of her butt?
Carla: And she even kill it like a boiled egg.
Tiago: *disgust* Blah! I hate boiled eggs!
Carla: Quit being picky, Tiago.
Jay: You gotta launch us next.
Jim: I want to break on the ice.
Jake: We'll crush the glass first.
Rafael: Take it easy kids. It's one at a time.
Jay: Give us a shot. We can do this together.
Jim: We're brothers and brothers always look out for each other.
Jake: Let us launch. Pretty please.
Rafael: Alright machos. Fine. Whatever. Just don't try to peel through the slingshot and launch like a cannonball being shot from a pirate ship. I teach my kids the same thing as they keep trying to peel through my feathers.
Blu: They did the same to me when I first met Rafael for the first time.
Rafael: First times are always important, no matter who you meet first. Get in kids. You're going into the fortress.
Jay: *he and his brothers get on the slingshot* Yeah! It's gonna be fun.
Jim: A joy ride for a single seat.
Jake: It's just like a field trip.
Blu: Kids, you know that we're in a middle of a war right now. We can't have fun yet.
Jewel: Blu, they're kids. They're suppose to act like they're having all the fun they can get. The same with our kids.
Blu: Whatever. Kids are kids and they will grow up to teenagers someday.
Rafael: They'll get old once in a while so they can act mature enough like parents and doctors.
Mauro: An apple an day keep the doctors away. *eat a apple* Mmm, so good as a pear.
Jim: Ready or not. You can launch us now.
Rafael: Enjoy your launch. Have it your way and don't freeze! *launch Jim, Jay and Jake from the slingshot*
Jim: Wee! We're flying!
Jake: Triplets together!
Jay: Split up! *he and his brothers blast through the fortress*
Minion Pig #3: Not on the windows!
Minion Pig #4: Not again.
Blu: Boom!
Jewel: We're on a roll.
Rafael: They got their common sense going!
King Pig: *furious* THOSE ANGRY BIRDS! They are sneaking into the fortress with their stupid slingshot! That's not very nice.
Nigel: Those ugly birds are inside the fortress. Didn't you see them break into our fortress?
King Pig: Yeah. I hope they get injured during their crash into the fortress.
Gabi: Send in your henchmen to take them down.
Foreman Pig: I am hearing lots of beat-ups from the tower.
King Pig: Then take all the Angry Birds down! They better not get away with my schemes or else, they be facing a big problem!
Foreman Pig: Yes your majesty! We'll take all the Angry Birds down by one fighter.
Chef Pig: These birds will be burned like toast!
Nigel: All the henchmen in charge of King Pig's force, report to the hallway.
Foreman Pig: We'll lead the pigs on the way! *lead the pigs into the hallway*
King Pig: Ross, watch on the windows to see if the macaws are trying to get into the way.
Ross: Yes your majesty. I will watch over the windows as promised.
Nigel: You better do good or else, flying lessons for you, rotten child.
King Pig: Wait 'til these jerks get wiped, yelled and screwed by their clutches!

(Throughout the lair, Red, Chuck and Bubbles fight the pigs as Red head bump the pigs with Chuck dashing fast by dodging each hit from the pigs while Bubbles jump on the pigs to reach to his friends)

Red: Guys, the lair is upstairs!
Chuck: Say what?
Bubbles: That fortress is as big as the one back home.
Red: We can still take down the fortress together if we find King Pig and Nigel on the top.
Chuck: That sound like fair to me.
Bubbles: I hope all of our other friends can catch up with the group.
Red: As long the pigs aren't acting greedy as they are.
Foreman Pig: *show up with the rest of the pigs* Not so fast you punks!
Red: Oh snap. They caught us.
Chuck: Yikes! We didn't find a good hiding spot to hide from these pigs.
Chef Pig: Are you looking for trouble, eh?
Red: We just wanted you to back up so we can encounter your boss from the top.
Foreman Pig: No one is moving 'til you leave us alone!
Chuck: You're taking over the whole jungle and that jungle is part of a place set in a country like Brazil!
Chef Pig: What's a Brazil?
Bubbles: It's the name of a place and country. Now move your fortress somewhere and get out!
Foreman Pig: You got a problem with our castle?
Red: Excuse us?
Foreman Pig: As the king and Nigel ordered, get these weak birds out of the way!
Minion Pig #1: You're busted!
Minion Pig #2: Time for a chicken sandwich!
Red: Oh brother. Pluck my life.
Chuck: Birds vs. pigs, let's go! *he and his team fight the pigs*
Bubbles: *dodge each hit* Watch the tail feathers and beak!
Red: *bump every pig out of the way* 'Scuse you all!
Foreman Pig: Oh! You're tearing me off!
Chef Pig: *try to cut Red with a chopping knife* Die die die die die!
Red: *hit the chopping knife to the wall* Take it easy, chef.
Chef Pig: *gulp* Uh oh.
Red: Ka-chow! *bump Chef Pig*
Chef Pig: My nose!
Chuck: Way a go Red!
Red: Let's keep on fighting.

(Blu's flock is aware of how Red and his flock are handling the pigs as they call for back-up to reach to the fortress)

Blu: Red and the flock is crying for help. We have to catch up with them!
Jewel: Now we're asking for more help? Oh great. Talk about losing.
Mauro: We're not losing. I think we're doing good.
Pedro: Stop guessing when you're not part of the conversation!
Mauro: Excuse you.
Rafael: Let's get on the slingshot and reach to the tower to stop them.
Nico: Our eye is on the cockatoo.
Pedro: You mean like the mean one with ninja chi-chis? That's scary.
Mauro: I'll handle the pigs myself.
Bomb: One of us is gonna get on to reach to the tower.
Hal: I'm going for a second chance.
Rafael: Wait 'til one of us get a chance.
Jewel: You're up Blu for the test.
Blu: Really? Cool. I wonder how the slingshot launch work. *get on the slingshot*
Jewel: Just wait and see.
Blu: Wait and see? By who? *launch from the slingshot* Whoa! I wasn't ready! *crash to the window to encounter King Pig and Nigel* Oh, hi. I'm sorry. Didn't mean to break into your place. I'm not a theft.
King Pig: You called us thieves. Now you're acting like a theft? Lame.
Nigel: Sad, but sloppy.
Blu: *gulp* Oh snap. I'm in dead meat.
Jewel: Launch me when I'm ready. *get on the slingshot*
Tiago: Whenever you're ready mom.
Jewel: I'm going in for the wood. *launch from the slingshot into the fortress* I'm coming for you guys! *break into the fortress by slamming the pigs* Oh well. Here goes for nothing. *run to fight the pigs*
Rafael: Bingo! Count me in next.
Nico: You can do it Rafael. Come on!
Pedro: The king of samba is about to teach these pigs a lesson!
Rafael: A lesson or two, they be punished without getting an A on the exam! *launch from the slingshot into the fortress* For my family! *break the glass* Oh yeah!
Mauro: Wow. I got to learn how to do that.
Pedro: Little King Kong, I know you're ready by any chance.
Mauro: Make me if you stop calling me that.
Nico: Do we really trust you on this one?
Mauro: I know you guys hate me because of the fight at the club years ago. I owe a apology.
Pedro: You owe us a apology first.
Mauro: Well, I'm sorry.
Nico: Good. Now hop on like a space pod is being launch to space.
Mauro: *get on the slingshot* I wouldn't be expecting to win ten golden bananas out of a fair war. *launch from the slingshot* Whoa! It's a monkey blast! *crash on the tree* Ow! *fall on the ground with coconuts landing on him* Bummer.
Nico: No! We were so close!
Pedro: Why didn't he hit on the fortress?
Bomb: We sling too far from the fortress.
Pedro: That's make it a fowl like losing a point in baseball.
Nico: The guy's still dumb as always.
Tiago: We should be next in line!
Nico: One of us gotta take a turn.
Hal: Need me to retake my launch?
Pedro: Go ahead. Do what you have to do.
Hal: If it wasn't for my boomerang beak, I would have never swing like a regular boomerang.
Rafael: It's for your own good, mate.
Hal: Here I go! *launch from the slingshot* Make a hit, make a hit. *swing and destroy a tower* Yeah!
Minion Pig #5: No no no! Not the towers!
Minion Pig #6: *see the towers collapses* We're doomed!
Rafael: Woo! You got it!
Tiago: Way a go Hal!
Terence: *growls* Mmm...
Pedro: I think big Terence right here want to launch next.
Nico: You're bringing the most serious Angry Bird to launch next? Dang, you're crazy.
Rafael: We have to throw Terence into that fortress. It's for our own food.
Carla: Just launch the big bird already.
Rafael: Okay. Terence, you get on while we launch for you.
Terence: *get on the slingshot as Rafael launch him to the fortress* Mmm! *crash to the gates* Grr...
Rafael: *see the gates broke down* Boom! Bingo! We broke into the gates!
Stella: Launch me with bubbles! *hop on the slingshot*
Rafael: Launching with bubbles coming up! *launch Stella to the fortress*
Stella: It's a bubble party y'all! *shoot bubbles everywhere to trap the pigs*
Minion Pig #1: Hey, I'm flying!
Minion Pig #2: No you idiot! We got stuck!
Nico: Oh yeah. That will hold up a lot of pigs inside of the bubbles.
Rafael: They will love their own space as much as a time-out chair.
Stella: Hey pigs! Show me what you got! *see the pigs running after her as she jump and fight the pigs through bubbles and bump the bubbles through blocks, wood and other trapped pigs in bubbles as she reach to the prison with a lot of trapped marmosets*
Marmoset #1: Help us!
Marmoset #2: Free us!
Marmoset #3: We got a whole family to feed!
Marmoset #4: You're not very meanie, are you?
Stella: Of course not. I am as friendly as Red and Blu.
Marmoset #1: Will you free us like the trapped birds in the cage? We have a hard time breathing in regular air for a half-hour!
Stella: Oh sure, not a problem. *shoot bubbles to take off the lock pits by freeing all the marmosets out*
Marmoset #1: Freedom!
Marmoset #2: Home to harmony!
Minion Pig #1: Hey! What are the monkeys doing out of their cages?!
Stella: Monkeys, attack the pigs!
Marmoset #1: *charge after the pigs* For the jungle!
Marmoset #2: For all of Rio.
Marmoset #3: Time to disassemble that fortress!
Marmoset #4: Here we go! *he and the gang fight the pigs*
Minion Pig #1: Back off!
Minion Pig #2: Leave us alone!
Minion Pig #3: You got no chance to strike!
Minion Pig #4: It's a pirate pig battle! *fight the monkeys* Uh uh uh!
Stella: Pigs vs. monkeys. What a new cinematic moment. Time to catch up with the birds.
Nico: *with the flock* That does it for the flock.
Pedro: We still got some friends to catch up with.
Rafael: I wonder how the birds are still doing inside that fortress.
Blu: *run from King Pig and Nigel by screaming* Help me!
King Pig: Get back here you blue macaw!
Blu: Excuse me! Can you leave me alone? I got family back there!
Nigel: We'll never leave you alone for a single cut.
Gabi: You're going to kiss me over a valentine's heart!
King Pig: Get back right this instance.
Blu: I don't know how to fight like a boxer. I don't know how.
Nigel: Ugh! Such a lazy macaw! Gabi. Shoot him.
Gabi: If you please. *try to shoot at Blu*
Blu: Watch the poison. I know it won't hurt as a flu shot.
Gabi: Aurrghh. You made me nervous and anxious.
King Pig: If you can't catch him, then Ross will catch him by the net.
Ross: My eye is on that blue bird. *shoot with the net, but only catch a bunch of flower pots* Darn it. I miss him.
King Pig: Oh! Ross, what were you thinking?! You know better!
Ross: It was a mistake. I just don't know how to shoot on this net.
King Pig: Ross, we practiced a few times. You're still not learning the basic of capturing eggs on a net like my trainees did on training day.
Ross: Sorry. My mistake. Still learning.
King Pig: You're not even trying.
Blu: In your dreams, trainee.
Nigel: Oh shush it. Will you ever learn to be quiet?!
Gabi: Such a annoying macaw.
Blu: Who you calling annoying?
Nigel: You're not funny at all, pool bird.
Blu: Why won't you ever learn how to accept who we are?! *bump Nigel*
Nigel: You moron! How could you.
Gabi: Ooh. Blu's in trouble.
King Pig: You're taking too far now. Guards, arrest that macaw bird! Guys?
Red: *show up with his team as he beat every single pig on the team to confront King Pig* Very well. We're back again to confront you.
King Pig: The Angry Bird. Red! How are we doing today?
Red: Give up again, King Pig. I'm here to take you down.
Chuck: You got a problem with birds, huh?
Bubbles: What kind of sick king are you?
King Pig: I am a royal king of my empire and you leave me no choice, but to respect my decisions for what I'm doing to the jungle.
Chuck: This jungle is about to turn into a dump I say.
Red: The jungle belong to the birds. And we're gonna take them all down to give the jungle back to the birds that strive their blood into their harmony.
Blu: Glad you guys showed up to help.
Red: Heads up Blu. We got the king and cockatoo bird in charge.
Nigel: You don't tell us what to do, bodiless bird.
Ross: Uh, your majesty. What should we do?
King Pig: Just launch the arrows at the birds!
Ross: Aye aye king! I'll do what I have to do. *aim on the birds* Alright birds. This is your last straw. *shoot the arrows at the birds* Eat them up!
Red: Look out!
Chuck: They're gonna sting us!
Ross: Come on. Is that all you got, but running away?
Blu: I don't want my head to be on display for a fortress!
King Pig: You're never going to win, blue bird. *laugh* Ah ha ha ha.
Nigel: Grrr. Why won't they learn to quit?!
Gabi: Let me shoot at them. *try to shoot at the birds*
Chuck: Poison! Don't get hit by the poison.
Red: Don't even try touching the poison or else, you'll be sick as the flu.
Blu: I'll rather get put in a bird hospital for weeks!
Bubbles: Whoever touch the poison first will feel the curse!
Gabi: I got my curse in my body and you will endure it!
Nigel: The fools aren't getting away with their misery.
King Pig: I wonder what it's taking the boys so long to show up and arrest these birds for ruining my fun.
Foreman Pig: *show up* You're still not getting away with your crimes!
Chef Pig: It's like getting beat up on the 13th floor of a hotel!
Minion Pig #1: We caught the birds!
Minion Pig #2: This came up out of the blues.
King Pig: Minions, glad you could show up to teach these naughty birds a fabric thought.
Foreman Pig: Just for a heads up, your majesty. We're about to outnumber these birds out of the box.
Red: Oh come on. We just beat those guys.
Chuck: How many more are we suppose to face?
Gabi: Yay. It's a pig party after all!
Nigel: Nothing can crash like a party pooper. *laugh*
Red: You're still going down! *fight the pigs*
Jay: *show up with the Blues* Blues incoming!
Jim: Payback time!
Jake: You're in big trouble!
Minion Pig #2: Yikes! The Blues are here! What are we gonna do?!
King Pig: Just squish them out you bimbos!
Ross: The more people in charge, the more people we fight.
Nigel: Prepare to be clawed out by my skills! *try to cut Blu*
Blu: Hey! Excuse you.
Stella: *show up to shoot more bubbles at the pigs* Oh yeah.
Red: Stella! Over here!
Stella: Got you covered. *shoot more bubbles at the pigs*
King Pig: Oh man. Not the girl bird!
Blu: Yay for Stella.
Nigel: *hit Blu* What is wrong with these people?!
Jewel: *with her flock* Blu is up there, fighting against Nigel. We can still make it to the top to burst his tail feathers out of the way.
Rafael: We're all going together to finish off their misery and save the jungle from taking over.
Nico: With the rest of Red's flock. Not everyone is going to fit in one slingshot.
Bomb: I still haven't made my shot yet.
Pedro: So does him. *point out to Terence*
Terence: *growls* Mmm...
Pedro: I thought Terence already went. And then, he came back?
Nico: Probably going for another chance like what Hal did.
Tiago: Are we really going to do this or what?
Carla: We are! We just needed a little more time to prepare.
Bia: It feel like we are not ready for this.
Jewel: Can we wait 'til our last Angry Birds reach to the fortress to catch up with Red and Blu?
Rafael: Oh sure. They'll go for a shot for a chance.
Pedro: Get on Terence. I bet you're going to break some walls on this one.
Terence: *growls as he get on the slingshot* Mmm...
Nico: Alright Terence. Your shot is up.
Bomb: It's your lucky day Terence.
Terence: Grr.
Pedro: Last one there is a gate! *shoot Terence on the slingshot*
Terence: Grrrr...! *smash through the walls in the fortress*
Nico: Yeah!
Pedro: He rock and roll!
Terence: *crash into the hallway by scaring off the pigs* Caw!
Minion Pig #1: The big mean bird is here!
Minion Pig #2: He's gonna eat us!
Minion Pig #3: Run for your lives!
Terence: Caw! *destroy through the walls*
Rafael: K.O.! You go Terence!
Bomb: That's Red's brother alright.
Jewel: He's a big bird like a ostrich.
Tiago: I wish I was that strong as a rooster.
Carla: You think Tiago?
Tiago: Eh. Not really.
Bia: Could have been weak as a chicken.
Bomb: Am I next or what?
Rafael: You're next, Bomb. Get on.
Bomb: *get on the slingshot* Hope this thing works as a space pod.
Jewel: It always work. Believe me.
Bomb: Terence tried it and it work.
Nico: Time for you to take a shot.
Bomb: Okay Pedro. Launch me to the fortress.
Pedro: Cheerio, my friend. *launch Bomb to the fortress*
Bomb: Woo hoo! Bring in the bombs! *crash on the rocks* Ow, ooh, ow, ow, ow, ooh, ow. *land on the floor* Bummer.
Rafael: At least, he tried his best to hit the best shot.
Nico: That's all the birds we can get from throwing. Let's all launch together as a team.
Pedro: Curl as a ball, come on.
Jewel: *try to get on the slingshot with everyone* We won't fit as a ball. Can we at least take turns like we did to the last guys?
Tiago: I can't feel my tail feathers.
Carla: Can you just wait 'til we feel the groove, Tiago?
Bia: You're stepping on my head.
Tiago: Sorry. Just trying.
Rafael: Man, we're like forming into a yarn here.
Jewel: Make room so we can shoot like a cannonball.
Nico: Are we clear on that?
Pedro: Yes. We're looking good. Move back.
Jewel: *she and everyone move back on the slingshot* Now what?
Nico: Let go and launch!
Jewel: Okay. No worries. *she and everyone launch to the fortress* For the jungle!
Nico: It's really working.
Pedro: We're going to the main event!
Rafael: Are you sure this is the main event?
Pedro: It doesn't matter. As long we take down all the pigs in the wood castle.
Nico: And now, we're going to the wood castle! *he and everyone break into the fortress to fight against the pigs* Oh yeah, baby! Caw caw!
Pedro: *knock out every pig through swinging* Eat your heart out, bacon heads!
Rafael: *throw TNT bombs at the walls to knock all the pigs down* It's on like a dynamite!
Tiago: *throw fruits at the pigs with his sisters* Ha ha.
Carla: Eat that!
Bia: And this!
Jay: Just like in a fruit market. *burst a banana on a pig*
Jim: Pineapple express! *throw a pineapple at a pig*
Jake: Eat some pear! *throw a pear at a pig*
Terence: *smash all the walls in the fortress* Grrrrrrrr!
Mauro: *climb on the walls to see the monkeys fighting the pigs as he catch up to fight the pigs* Brothers, sisters! It's me!
Marmoset #1: Hey Mauro!
Marmoset #2: What's the update?
Mauro: It's me and I'm doing good.
Marmoset #3: Glad you could come back to help until that pink bodiless bird saved us.
Mauro: At least, I brought some former enemies to help to fight back the pigs.
Marmoset #4: Someone is going to eat a burnt bacon tonight.
Matilda: *shoot egg bombs at the pigs* Have a egg bomb if you want!
Red: *bump at King Pig* Gotcha!
King Pig: Dummy.
Chuck: Speed me in! *dash at Foreman Pig*
Foreman Pig: Slow down!
Chef Pig: Where is my chopped knife?
Bubbles: It's right here. *bump at Chef Pig*
Chef Pig: Not on me back.
Ross: *turn the cannons at the birds* Feast for your eyes. *shoot the cannonballs to blast at the rocks*
Stella: *shoot some bubbles to the cannonballs* You're going to make us fall apart.
Ross: Hey! I was just doing my job!
Stella: Bye bye. *shoot a bubble at Ross*
Ross: *trapped on a bubble* King Pig, help me!
King Pig: I can't! Don't you see I'm busy here?
Nigel: You're being distracted.
Blu: *punch Nigel* You're distracted as well!
Nigel: I wasn't ready!
Gabi: You guys are cheating.
Nigel: Yeah Blu. You can't even compete against villains that fought against lone heroes many times.
Blu: It's not your problem. And first of all, you're messing with the wrong guy.
Nigel: Don't mock me by my personality.
Hal: *show up by spinning at the pigs* Yeah! I'm back in shape, baby. Woo!
Bubbles: Hey Hal. I didn't see you here.
Hal: I am hitting the spot. *knock out more pigs*
Stella: Just like that. *blow more bubbles to trap the pigs*
Bomb: *get up and as tries to explode* Aw man. Why can't I explode when I'm having a moment? *hear some booms and shoots from the birds and pigs* Uh oh.
Minion Pig #1: What are you doing down here, black bird?
Minion Pig #2: Are you scared by the light?
Bomb: *get nervous as he is about to explode* Sometimes, when I get upset, I have been known to blow up. *grunt* Come on... Come on... Come on! Not now.
Minion Pig #3: What are you even doing?
Minion Pig #4: Do you need the toilet to take a poop or something?
Bomb: I'm... gonna... BLOW! *explode by tearing down the fortress*

TO BE CONTINUED

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