Angry Birds and Sonic React to SEGA-Rovio Acquisition is a crossover fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. This story is a crossover with Sonic the Hedgehog and Angry Birds. It was released on April 28, 2023.
Characters[]
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Red
- Chuck
- Bomb
Transcript[]
(At Piggy Island, the Angry Birds are chilling in their hut home with few playing some berry throw and looking up the web on the internet by using the laptop while discussing about future games)
- Red: Living in Piggy Island is quite fun as being in Bird Island.
- Chuck: You get to do everything in Piggy Island. Plus, you got the whole bird village in you and your neighbors.
- Bomb: I like when we're close to the neighbors together. I just wish we birds and pigs get along with each other.
- Matilda: It's too bad. The birds and pigs are always fighting for each other for years and will be always fighting over the eggs 'til the very end.
- Red: We'll be dead when the war between the birds and pigs is over.
- Jay: *slide on a slide* Wee! This is fun!
- Jim: *eat some berries* Taste really good.
- Jake: *play with a teddy bear* This teddy bear look soft.
- Red: Ah. Kids these days.
- Hal: Whoa, can't you believe we got 21 games on the Angry Birds series.
- Bubbles: I thought they were many like the spin-offs we got.
- Stella: We also have crossovers as well.
- Chuck: Tell us about it? We have crossover with Rio, Star Wars and Transformers.
- Bomb: I wonder what is the next crossover we're going to get out of these guys?
- Hal: It could be a crossover with the movies and shows, right Terence?
- Terence: *growls* Mmm...
- Hal: Oh Terence. You're just being yourself.
- Bubbles: He doesn't talk that much. You know, always growls through conversations.
- Red: That's my big brother alright. *see a ring portal open up* What the flock?! How did this ring came out of nowhere?
- Chuck: It could be a trap.
- Bomb: It might be a whole new world to travel.
- Stella: Does it has something to do with the pigs?
- Red: I don't know if the pigs got anything to do with the ring opening up.
- Jay: Check it out.
- Jim: That is one big donut hole.
- Jake: Make a bagel hole.
- Sonic: *show up from a ring portal* Whoo. What a crazy world out there.
- Red: Whoa, look at the guy's spikes on his back.
- Chuck: Who is that guy?
- Sonic: Huh? You all know me as Sonic the Hedgehog. Hello? Didn't you all guest star as playable characters in Sonic Dash?
- Red: What? Oh yeah! We remember you! We used to guest star as playable characters for your mobile game as DLC.
- Chuck: You are one fast hedgehog on the planet.
- Sonic: Mobius, or whatever you want to call it.
- Bomb: You are too fast to collect rings.
- Stella: Mind as well pop some bubbles if you want.
- Matilda: You're on a roll.
- Sonic: Speed is my game. You know, I collect rings and eat chili dogs.
- Hal: Chili dogs are our jam!
- Bubbles: Very decilous meals that mix with beans, meat, chili cheese and hot dog, right Terence?
- Terence: *growls* Heh heh heh.
- Jay: Hey look, it's the new guy.
- Jim: What does the new guy want from us?
- Jake: I think he's giving us a offer.
- Sonic: Hey guys. I gotta tell you something. You're all from Rovio Entertainment, right?
- Red: Yes. We are from Rovio, the Finnish company that made the Angry Birds games, right? You call that a announcement?
- Sonic: And I'm from SEGA. It's like the word ages being SEGA on backwards.
- Bomb: That's funny. I can imagine our company being named backwards.
- Sonic: Okay. Breaking news. We all have heard that Rovio will be purchasing SEGA for a billion dollars.
- Red: Wait, what? Are you for real?
- Chuck: How? Since when SEGA made deals with Rovio to collaborate on a game?
- Sonic: Not just to collaborate. *use the laptop to search up SEGA on a acquisition to buy Rovio* SEGA will purchase Rovio by the end of September 2023 for US$776 million, making the latter company a wholly owned subsidiary of Sega, and a sister company to other notable subsidiaries such as Sonic Team.
- Red: I can't believe it. It's real!
- Chuck: We're gonna have a future with the company.
- Bomb: Does that mean, we'll get a Angry Birds crossover game with Sonic?
- Sonic: You ask me. A Angry Birds Friends tournament will have to answer that.
- Stella: At least, Angry Birds Friends did collaboration tournaments with Smurfs and Popeye before.
- Matilda: Rio too.
- Sonic: SEGA got a deal to close the acquisition with #1 billion.
- Red: Also, Rovio rejected an earlier acquisition bid from Israeli mobile company Playtika for $800 million.
- Sonic: Oh my. They'll never egt Playtika over a buyout. Sega will have to make a €706 million offer to acquire Rovio, which is intended to close by September 2023.
- Red: Yes! You just told us that already!
- Bomb: Does that mean, we'll still get a crossover game with you?
- Sonic: Yes. Anything you say, we'll get a crossover game soon.
- Red: The deal is in pending mode and we'll see for the future to find out when Rovio will have the rights of SEGA.
- Stella: We'll be angry and happy at the same time.
- Terence: *growls* Ha.
- Sonic: Get ready Angry Birds, we're about to see a future where SEGA and Rovio get to work together.
- Red: I just wish a third movie based on our games was made.
- Sonic: I'm lucky to get a third movie in 2024 in which, I will be facing off Shadow.
- Bomb: We got enemies to fight after all like the pigs.
- Sonic: I'll teach that Eggman a lesson when I return home from my world.
- Red: We can give you a jump-start if you like.
- Sonic: If you ask me, I'll be happy and down for it.
- Red: Get on the slingshot.
- Sonic: A slingshot? *curl as a ball to go to a slingshot* Okay. Now what?
- Red: Wait for it.
- Sonic: Wait for it, what? What do I get? A sugar cookie?
- Chuck: Pull the slingshot.
- Bomb: Bombs away! *he and everyone pull the slingshot*
- Sonic: You know, I'm about to make my best shot yet.
- Stella: All good.
- Matilda: Have it your way at Piggy Island.
- Red: Speed us up! *he and everyone launch Sonic in the air*
- Sonic: Woo! Hello, new world! *dash all over the sky and the whole island*
(Sonic is having a good time on dashing through the island as well, competing with the Angry Birds on the hills through a path)
THE END
Trivia[]
- The short was made in wake of SEGA planning to acquire Rovio for #1 billion with deals set to close on September 2023.