Banjo-Conker-Crash-Spyro

Banjo-Conker-Crash-Spyro is a crossover fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It is a crossover with Banjo-Kazooie, Conker, Crash Bandicoot and Spyro the Dragon. It was released on February 10, 2022.

Characters[]

Banjo
Kazooie
Conker
Crash Bandicoot
Aku Aku
Spyro the Dragon
Sparx the Dragonfly

Transcript[]

(In Spiral Mountain at Banjo's house, a bear wake up in his bedroom on the bed, getting up and holding his backpack to start the day with a morning breakfast of toast. Banjo's room contain Jiggies stored in his shelf, pictures, beach balls, toys of coins and training cards on the table.)

Banjo: Guh-huh! Another day in Spiral Mountain. Time to start the day!
Kazooie: *pop out of Banjo's backpack* Woo. I thought we were on a field trip.
Banjo: Hey there Kazooie. You must be awake out of my backpack.
Kazooie: Do we always have to do this every morning? You always keep me awake for a heads up or any new jump-start to set up on new goals.
Banjo: I'm about to get on the head of the game. Let's make some breakfast.

(Banjo and Kazooie head over to the kitchen as they make some toast and waffles and eat them up with syrup. After breakfast, they head outside to smell some fresh air and walk around the hills.)

Banjo: Guh-huh! The sun is always shining like the star on top.
Tooty: Hi Banjo!
Banjo: Sister! How are you? You must be on the run, are you?
Tooty: I've been planting flowers.
Banjo: Ah. The last time I planted flowers is when I was raking leaves in the fall.
Kazooie: You don't have to wait to get on your goals, Banjo.
Banjo: I know my goals. I always follow the rules in Spiral Mountain.
Mumbo Jumbo: Ooga booga! Good morning bear! Feast in your eyes, you see a light in the sky.
Banjo: Mumbo, you got some witch doctor jokes going.
Mumbo Jumbo: They ain't jokes. I work in the fire for a living. I was just checking on you with your sister.
Banjo: Really? I just woke up to have some toast and waffles.
Kazooie: I always put some cinnamon spice on the waffles!
Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo think you have patience. Mumbo wish you the best of luck on your next adventures.
Banjo: I'll take care of myself while exploring through challenges of walls and big top lands.
Tooty: Always look out for me brother.
Banjo: I will sister. I'm off for adventure! *run around Spiral Mountain*
Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo wish you a happy day!
Kazooie: Birdie! You're running too fast.
Banjo: Gotta keep my eye on the limit!
Kazooie: Whatever limit is high, you just make a jump for.
Banjo: I'm rolling on the hills! Yahoo!
Bottles: *pop out of the hole* Looking good Banjo!
Banjo: Rup rup dee!
Bottles: I have a lot of respect for this guy. Ah huh. *dig back to the hole*

(Meanwhile at Panther Kingdom in The Cock and Plucker, people come to drink and socialize, including Conker himself. The Weasels Band are seen performing some music on the stage while Conker is still drinking some root beer while asking for more from the bartender.)

Conker: Another please!
Bartender: Oh come on Conker. How many root beer have you drink all that at my bar? You drink like five of them. Now you want another?
Conker: Give me a break. I already got like ten bad fur days since I became king and killed the Panther King with the loss of my girlfriend. If you can, just give me another beer before I send the weasel mafia on you.
Bartender: A man of taste. Alright, you have my word. Just leave me alone and here you go. *give a root beer to Conker*
Conker: Thank you. I should have asked for a cream soda instead. *drink some root beer* Ah. Glad I didn't throw up in the bathroom for emergency.
Don: *walk up to Conker* Look who's here in Cock and Plucker.
Conker: Don Weaso. I thought I killed you years ago.
Don: You didn't pay me for any craps in the casino.
Frankie: Someone didn't pay up.
Chicho: He he he. Got any money?
Paulie: You had a deal with the mafia leader.
Ali: Rock and roll, man.
Conker: You're going to be staring at me like you don't know what to do.
Don: My way or the serious way, cock squirrel.
Conker: It's a real supper of a gang's life, thug. *fight Don and the Wise Guys*
Don: Son of a b- *get hit by Conker's cup*
Conker: *kick the wise guys by punching them and shooting them by a gun* Go screw yourself you cowards.
Bartender: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Franky: Oh crap! Now I have to clean the mess up. UGH! It took me weeks to clean up the bales of hay.
Reg: Let's get to cleaning.
Ron: Making sweeps.
Bartender: Where's the bill? You owe me for a root beer.
Conker: *throw money at the bar stand* There you have it. Have it your way at Beer King. *walk out of Cock and Plucker* Where drinking is a bad crime.
Bartender: This guy is nuts. I am so damn fired.

(In another world in the Wumpa Islands, Crash and Coco are running from Cortex by riding on a hoverboard and using his blaster gun to shoot at the bandicoots)

Cortex: Ha ha ha! Nobody get away with Dr. Neo Cortex! Don't let me behind bandicoots!
Crash: *dodge the shots* Whoa!
Coco: Be careful Crash. Cortex is always sneaky with his tricks. Crunch and Tawna are going to help stop Cortex from chasing us like chickens.
Crunch: *on the tree* I got my eyes on Cortex.
Tawna: *use his bow and arrow to point at Cortex* Roger that, Crunch. Our target is on the mad scientist.
Crunch: Look like a deformed french fry. Prepare to shoot.
Tawna: On three. One, two, three! *shoot a arrow at Cortex's hoverboard*
Cortex: *crash out of his hoverboard, screaming and landing down on the ground* Blasted it again! Who is responsible for destroying my hoverboard?!
Coco: It wasn't me. Or you did it Crash?
Crash: Uh? Uh uh.
Crunch: *land on the ground with Tawna* We got you now, Cortex!
Tawna: By the power of demand, you will be punished for your crimes on the Wumpa Islands.
Cortex: Why do I always have to be humiliated? I hate when I always lose!
Coco: You're in trouble now Cortex. You know what we are going to do to you.
Cortex: You won't get a shift without me! *whistle to call on Uka Uka as he escape by holding on to Uka Uka* So long bandicoots! You'll never see me ever again in ten years! *evil laugh*
Tawna: He got away again!
Crunch: Oh man. Why does he always leave like this?
Coco: He does this on purpose all the time.
Crash: Aw.
Coco: It's okay Crash. I know we have second chances on defeating Cortex like we used to. We just can't give up our heroic acts yet.
Aku Aku: *show up* Hello bandicoots. How did the chase go with Cortex?
Coco: He got away again.
Crunch: Dang it. I should have smashed him with my own fist.
Tawna: Then why didn't you defeat Cortex in the first place while standing in the tree like a monkey?
Crunch: You should have told me the next time when we spy on Cortex for secret attacks.
Aku Aku: Oh man. I know you guys lost again than the last three years when the Grand Prixs were still ongoing.
Coco: We need to catch a break.
Tawna: Can't hold up our energy outside with the hot summer. We're going home. Come on guys, we been running all day during Cortex's heist.
Coco: Whatever.
Crunch: Man, we suck this year, do we?
Crash: *peek his ears*
Aku Aku: What could possibly go wrong in the Wumpa Islands?

(In another world at the Dragon Realms, a purple dragon is seen chasing some sheep at Stone Hill with a yellow dragonfly following along with most of the dragon's friends hanging out with some dragons working for business on the beach, town and hills)

Spyro: *torch the sheep* I got them again! Man, i was on fire.
Sparx: Way to go on the speed run, Spyro.
Spyro: I can feel my feet on the tip of my tippy toes.
Sparx: Maybe you can stop running if you can dragon your feet down a little.
Spyro: Come on Sparx. We live in harmony and everyone should be proud of themselves. Right you guys?
Flame: *hold up the gems* Kicking some butt since the Year of the Dragon.
Ember: *sit on the rock* Sunny day at Stone Hill, right you guys?
Hunter: It's sure is. *shoot a arrow on the target on the tree* Yes!
Bianca: *use make on the apple* Hocus pocus! *turn a apple into a apple tree* It works! I can eat a whole bunch of snacks on it. *grab a apple and eat it* Taste like love.
Gildas: *make a painting of the Artisans* Just like what the Artisans look in real life!
Lindar: *check his clock* Nine. Perfect timing to go on my lunch break.
Artisans Astor: *look at his gem loot* Ah. With over a thousand treasures, I can make a bed to sleep in.
Gavin: *make coffee on the table* Coffee is now open for thirty gems!
Spyro: Thirty gems? Better than Moneybags raising the prices up for inflation. I'm grabbing myself some coffee. *give the gems to Gavin and drink some coffee* I'm going to be up all day long from this point.
Gavin: Early to catch the butterfly, Spyro.
Sparx: I should be the one catching butterflies for health.
Spyro: It always gotta be you Sparx. Whatever you want to say, just call it a day.
Sparx: Wee!
Spyro: Oh Sparx. You're one dragonfly of a kind.

(At the Gnorc Resistance while the gnorcs are battling each other for training, Red is in his lair, using a crystal ball to watch over Spyro and his friends at Stone Hill while preparing a attack)

Red: The little dragon don't stand a chance against my bonds. I will be setting up a appointment to stop all of his friends and destroy everything he loves. I need a new recruit to help me stop Spyro and his fellow friends. Ah. A random pick would be a great guess. *use the crystal ball to locate Gruntilda at her lair* A witch? Ah, I know witches are known for casting spells and tricks. I'm hiring a witch for my new plan.

(At Gruntilda's lair, Gruntilda is using her spells to create magic in front of Dingpot and Cheato at the kitchen during her training)

Gruntilda: Dingpot, Dingpot by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench?
Dingpot: Are you going to repeat what you said for the last two minutes?
Gruntilda: Curse you! I'm a ruined witch now witch a skull head. The bear and bird ruined my ugly look and was about to transform to a beautiful human. Those son of animals will pay for their actions that ruined my look!
Klungo: You make me sweet, Grunty.
Gruntilda: My Klungo. No one messes with you.
Cheato: Witch lost book, finders bear and bird are, spell they get!
Gruntilda: Shush. It's ain't over until that bear and bird is dead. *see a portal open up as Red come in the lair* What the?
Red: Hello there witch. You have been chosen to be a part of my army, going against the Dragon Realms.
Gruntilda: What kind of Dragon Realms are you talking about?
Red: Listen up. I'm about to bring one of the most deadliest bad guys around the multiverse. I know you have bad in you. With your help, we can stop Spyro together.
Cheato: What's a Spyro?
Red: You don't know who Spyro is. D'oh! I'm in another dimension!
Gruntilda: Welcome to the land of the dead where every creature has come to die. The name's Gruntilda Winkybunion. Short for Grunty.
Red: Gruntilda Winkybunion. We made a promise. As we set up a new war, how about bringing in one of the bad guys I know to catch up on your schemes.
Gruntilda: I never met any of your bad guys. Are you going to fight Banjo and Kazooie in Spiral Mountain or what?
Red: Your enemies? I'll get rid of every villain's enemies as soon I assemble every one of the bad guys over. *hold a crystal ball and locate Cortex and Uka Uka flying at Cortex's Castle* Starting with this.
Gruntilda: Aah! I see a dark castle.
Klungo: Darkness is a life of matter and death.
Red: Every villain will be joining on our side to stop not just Spyro. But your Banjo and Kazooie as well.
Gruntilda: Once the bear and bird are dead, I can't wait to have my old body back!

(At Cortex's Castle, Cortex and Uka Uka arrive at the castle, landing down on the science room after their defeat)

Cortex: The bandicoots got me again.
N. Brio: Uh oh.
N. Gin: We're out of luck.
Uka Uka: You should have done better, Cortex!
Cortex: You don't need to shout out on my ears. Everyone has been manipulating me for the past decade since I lost.
Nina: Uncle Cortex, you never been better since the end of Twinsanity.
N. Tropy: You must be setting up for failure.
Dingodile: Are we going out of business?
Tiny: Tiny is moving?
Cortex: No, no, no. I'm a bit stressed out at this point.
Ripper Roo: *laugh maniacally*
Cortex: I feel like giving up. I quit.
Uka Uka: You're not going to quit until you learn how to act right and defeat the bandicoots in a triumph!
Cortex: You don't tell me what to do. I lead my own group here and I should be the one to handle my decisions on conquering the Wumpa Islands.
N. Tropy: You never be superior as all of us. *laugh with everyone*
Cortex: Fools! I don't make a mockumentary out of you. We were suppose to work together on taking the world, not to make fun.
N. Brio: They say my head is twisted!
Cortex: No on is taking about you, N. Brio! *see a portal open up to Gruntilda's lair* What the? Did a portal just open up in ours?
Nina: Why don't we just go in?
Cortex: Hold it. Let's all go together at the same time. I don't trust new worlds when it come to taking over dimensions. I had the same problem with the 5th dimension years ago when the Evil Twins returned. Oh well, a scientist's work is never done.

(At Gnorc Gnexus at Gnasty's Loot, Gnasty Gnorc is seen eating some chicken while watching TV with the birds flying while his gnorcs are seen working in a factory on building axes, armors and swords with other weapons on the table)

Gnasty Gnorc: So bland! I hate when I can't find nothing to watch on TV! I'm just going to give up by destroying my club. *see a portal open up in Gruntilda's lair* Oh great. Not another problem with the nasty foes.

(At Chateau Ripto, Crush and Gulp are training by destroying cardboard of dragons while Ripto watch them in the training room as well as destroying sandbags with gems inside)

Ripto: Look how well my minions train to prepare for every battle.
Crush: *smash a sandbag with his club* Ha!
Gulp: *gobble up the dragon cardboard* This waffle taste like strange wood.
Ripto: Oh Gulp, for crying out loud, you are eating all the cardboard in battle. Can you fight like a real dinosaur in the Jurassic era?!
Gulp: *spit out the cardboard pieces* Doesn't taste like a tree stick.
Ripto: Why you little brat! You don't know how to act like a actual fighter! *see a portal open up in Gruntilda's lair* Oh great. What now?
Crush: What is this strange little world on the hole?
Gulp: Look like a annual meeting for the league of supervillains.
Ripto: I don't trust new people joining in my group. We'll have to see and find out ourselves.

(At the same time, Cortex's gang, Gnasty Gnorc and Ripto's gang enter Gruntilda's lair where they meet Gruntilda and Red at the same room during a meet-up, shocked that they're all here when one of them know each other in past events and conflicts)

Cortex: What the hell?
Gnasty Gnorc: How did you guys get in here?
Ripto: Do I know you two?
N. Tropy: Think about the same place we're in. We even know the red dragon or never met the zombie witch that brought us here.
Gruntilda: Don't you try to mock my appearance you time god!
N. Tropy: Hold it right there.
Gnasty Gnorc: Oh, it's a ugly creature. I like it.
Crush: And I thought a burnt fried chicken was bad enough for my club.
N. Brio: What in tarnation is this?
Red: You have all arrived in Gruntilda's lair for a important meeting. One of you guys have a arch-nemesis in your world that need to be stopped.
Cortex: If this the right place to collide, then I finally have a chance to kill Crash Bandicoot.
Nina: Jeez, when will we ever catch a break from that wumpa jumping bandicoot?
Cortex: I hate when we have to do this cause, we never catch a break for vacation.
Gruntilda: Now all of you guys are here, what do you want us to do?
Red: Very well. I have been planning a new attack on the Dragon Realms for a while. But then I brought you all here for a reason to prepare a new war on the dragons. It is now the time to destroy the Dragon Realms and create a new one under our names.
Gruntilda: What about my Banjo? I want the bear and bird gone by midnight!
Red: *hold his crystal ball* You guys got your biggest enemies around your worlds. How about we teach them all a little lesson for revenge?!
Ripto: If we are seeking for revenge, then I finally got the chance to kill Spyro.
Gnasty Gnorc: *roar* The ugliness will be no more!
Dingodile: I like the sound of burning.
Red: *sense the heroes through the crystal ball* So far, I found four heroes under my crystal ball and will be sending them somewhere where we could face them in darkness of fear. If it isn't the Shadow Realm, then we'll lock them up in the world, forever!
Gruntilda: Yes. Let's do that. Let's get rid of our enemies so we can have our freedoms forever!
Red: The end of heroism has only begun. See you in the Shadow Realm you little brats. *open four portals in each of the worlds the heroes reside in*

(Banjo and Kazooie are seen walking up the big mountain at Spiral Mountain as they watch a closer look at the whole world on top of their world)

Banjo: Guh-huh! We're the kings of the world!
Kazooie: Ahem! I'm suppose to be the queen.
Banjo: Oh. King and queen then.
Kazooie: Bird of a feather is like a bird of the wind.
Banjo: Bear is the word then. *see a portal open up* Guh?
Kazooie: Banjo, what is that?
Banjo: I don't know. It look like some secret portal to good luck. *go to the portal*
Kazooie: Banjo, don't go in there. *see Banjo fall in the portal screaming as she fall into the portal too* Banjo!

(Back at the Panther Kingdom, Conker returned to his house by slamming the door and walk to the table, flipping two cups and one plate as he hold up a picture of the late Berri in much of depression)

Conker: Oh Berri. What am I going to do with you? They're all bad days now. Nothing than a single bad fur day can screw up my entire life of a modern day. *see a portal open up* Oh crap. I'm going to Hell. Better late than Friday the 13th.

(As Conker fall into the portal screaming, back at the Wumpa Islands as the bandicoots return to their home, Polar and Pura reunite with the bandicoots as Aku Aku use his magic to pass out the wumpa fruits to everyone)

Coco: Polar.
Crunch: Oh Pura. I didn't see you at the front door.
Aku Aku: I have brought in all of your delicious favorite snacks after the chase.
Crash: Ooh. *eat the wumpa fruit along with his gang*
Coco: Thanks Aku Aku. We could really cheer ourselves up after Cortex's escape.
Aku Aku: Take a easy break from Cortex's schemes. We'll relax under our little pressure.
Tawna: If that french fry dare to come back at us, i'll show him with my arrow.
Crunch: Or smash him up like a ball, don't you think Crash?
Crash: *see a portal open up* Whoa!
Coco: What is that thing in the hole?
Aku Aku: It seem that a rift has open up.
Crunch: It's no rift. It's a hole to another world.
Tawna: Stay away from the hole. You don't know what it's like to be in that hole.
Crash: *look into the portal*
Coco: Crash, where are you going? Don't even think about going into that dangerous hole?
Crash: *jump into the portal* Oh-whoa!
Everyone: Crash!
Aku Aku: He didn't listen. Don't worry. I'll go pick him up. *fly into the portal*
Crunch: Make it quick! It get nastier on the dark side.

(Back at the Dragon Realms, Spyro and Sparx are walking out of Stone Hill as they head over to the Artisans town to meet up with some dragons)

Argus: Heya Spyro.
Spyro: Hi Argus.
Artisans Tomas: Rock and roll! *rock with his guitar*
Spyro: Rock on!
Delbin: Keep your horns up Spyro. I got a new picture made just for you. *show a picture of Spyro with Sparx on a grass hill to Spyro and Sparx*
Spyro: Wow. That is the most beautiful drawing i've ever seen.
Delbin: Keep up the good work there kiddo. You'll be making all of that gems in your vault.
Sparx: You're getting popular lately.
Spyro: I'm bit of a famous dragon.
Nestor: Spyro, are you there?
Spyro: What? I'm always here.
Nestor: Good grief. The Artisans is having a nice day today. Be sure to check out the Artisans' museum for our latest new drawings we have put up today.
Spyro: I'll be there to take a look. I always look out for new stuff and I like it.
Nestor: A bunch of nice things we can have.

(Spyro and Sparx enter the Artisans' museum to look at the new drawings in the art room, mainly on the drawings on places like Dark Hollow and Tree Tops)

Spyro: Look at that Sparx. Can you believe they nailed on the concept of the places we have went?
Sparx: They look too good for me.
Spyro: I never feel so amazed on the details of the art skills. I wish I can be a artist just like Nevin. *see a portal open up* Hey. There's a hole on the drawing.
Sparx: What does it mean?
Spyro: I don't know. We'll have to find out. *he and Sparx enter the portal*

(At the same time, Banjo, Kazooie, Conker, Crash, Aku Aku, Spyro and Sparx meet up at the Shadow Realm as they are shocked during their arrival)

Banjo: Guh?
Conker: What the?
Crash: Uh oh.
Aku Aku: Excuse me. This isn't the right place to fall.
Kazooie: What kind of world did we fall to?
Sparx: It look strange to me.
Spyro: No......no. Not the Shadow Realm.
Conker: *point his gun at Spyro* Alright dragon. Tell me what did you do to bring me here?
Spyro: I didn't do all of this.
Conker: Don't play smart with me. To be frank, you look like a good target on a kill list. *get hit bt Crash's spin* God damn it. What's wrong with you?
Crash: *fight Conker*
Spyro: Oh man.
Banjo: *hold Kazooie* Kazooie!
Kazooie: Banko, what are you doing?
Banjo: Let's play a little brawl. *use Kazooie to fight Spyro*
Spyro: Come on. We didn't meant to fight! *see Long Legs walking into their way* Shadow Minions. *shoot fireballs at the Long Legs*
Crash: *beat up Conker*
Aku Aku: *realize the arrival of many Shadow Minions* Stay alert! We have enemies on our way.
Sparx: Uh oh.
Conker: Say what? Let me give them a nice shooting. *use his rifle guns to shoot at the Shellys* Eat that, nose gums!
Banjo: *use Kazooie to fight the knights* Bring 'em down!
Spyro: *torch at the brains* You're brain! I mean, toasted!
Crash: *spin at the Periscopes* Ah ha ha!!!
Sparx: *dodge the Lookouts by making them bump to each other* Ha ha.
Spyro: *head bump at the Tail Whacks* Go away!
Conker: *shoot at all the Shadow Minions with his rifle guns* Yes! We're good to go.
Crash: *see a portal open up as Red and Gruntilda's army show up* Ooh.
Aku Aku: Oh, no.
Red: Well, well, well. Such a long distance battle. You came to the right place.
Spyro: Red! I know you're behind the Shadow Realm trap! We should have known no one is allowed to go to the Shadow Realm few years ago after the death of the Sorcerer!
Banjo: Gruntilda?
Gruntilda: Hello Banjo. We meet again. All I need is to take your sister's cuteness to refill my skin!
Cortex: Crash Bandicoot. How much I miss you ever since the chase.
Aku Aku: You stand back against our team! Don't even send your tricky shots at us.
Cortex: If I can, maybe I owe you guys a apology!
Aku Aku: Too late. You're being put on trial for your actions.
Gnasty Gnorc: Someone is here to get squash!
Spyro: Gnasty Gnorc?
Ripto: Don't forget me.
Spyro: Not you Ripto.
Conker: Oh, no Panther King. Wonderful. Look like I got a new target list to set up.
Red: After years of slaughter and torture, this is the moment where we get rid of all of you.
Banjo: I wanna go back where I came from. You're mean!
Gruntilda: Don't be dumb Banjo. Grunty's coming for you. *charge her magic powers*
Banjo: Everyone look out!
Crash: Gah! *dodge Gruntilda's magic shot*
Red: Attack!
Banjo: Gah-ya! *fight Gruntilda*
Conker: *run and fight Ripto*
Ripto: Squirrel! What won't you go?!
Conker: Take a piece of sheet! *punch Ripto*
Ripto: Ow. My nose.
Crush: *roar and use his club to slam at Conker*
Conker: *dizzy* Ow, did I have a bad brain headache? *get hit by Crush*
Gulp: *roar and jump to slam Crash*
Aku Aku: *float Gulp*
Gulp: Whoa! I'm flying! I'm about to fly!
Aku Aku: *throw Gulp on the ground*
Gulp: Aw man.
Crash: *get up and get shot by Cortex*
Cortex: Ha ha ha! I got you now!
Spyro: *fight Gnasty Gnorc* Eat the toast all you want.
Gnasty Gnorc: You're mean!
Spyro: Better safe than sorry. *torch Gnasty Gnorc's butt*
Gnasty Gnorc: Ah! You son of a torch!
Spyro: *horn dive on Gnasty Gnorc*
Gnasty Gnorc: *use his club to shoot lightning everywhere* Stupid dragon.
Spyro: *fire blast at Gnasty Gnorc*
Red: Oh Spyro. You have to fight me again.
Spyro: Bring it on, Red.
Banjo: *jump and punch Gruntilda*
Gruntilda: You are sorry for everything you have caused on my witchery. *dark blast at Banjo*
Banjo: Ah! *crash on the ground*
Kazooie: Caw! *attack Gruntilda*
Gruntilda: Ah. Stop it bird! I'll call my sisters on you to cook you as a chicken! Enough!
Conker: *use his guns to shoot at N. Brio* Die, lazy man!
N. Brio: Oh no! *get shot by Conker*
N. Gin: We must resist!
Crash: *fight N. Gin*
N. Gin: What are you doing to me? *get punched by Crash*
Uka Uka: AKU AKU!
Aku Aku: Uka Uka, you're scaring me like that.
Uka Uka: You are in BIG TROUBLE NOW!
Aku Aku: Make me. *power blast at Uka Uka*
Uka Uka: NO!!! *crash on the ground*
Sparx: Ha ha ha ha ha.
Nina: Bring it on. *hit her fist*
Conker: Let's go. *fight Nina*
Nina: *kick Conker*
Conker: *use his tail to whip at Nina*
Nina: Your fur is so fluffy.
Conker: Make me a nice squirrel sandwich for dinner. *spin kick at Conker*
Nina: I want you as a pet!
Crash: *fight Ripper Roo and spin at him as Ripper Roo slip down in battle*
Tiny: Tiny goes MAD! *fight Crash*
Crash: Whoa! *dodge Tiny's claw hit as Crash punch Tiny in the head*
Dingodile: Prepare some french toast. *use his flamethrower at Crash*
Crash: *dodge the flame attack and throw a wumpa fruit at Dingodile*
Dingodile: *get hit by a wumpa fruit* Ouch! Idiot.
Crash: Ka-chow! *jump and kick Dingodile*
Dingodile: Argh! Bastards! I'll get every last one of yas! *slip down*
N. Tropy: Let's play dead. *fight Banjo*
Banjo: *use a pan to hit N. Tropy*
N. Tropy: Stop it!
Banjo: Ee-ya! *slap N. Tropy with the pan*
N. Tropy: *crash down* Moron*
Conker: What a load of bollocks this fight is. *hold Nina's punch*
Nina: What do you want?
Conker: Nothing. Just a punch! *punch Nina*
Cortex: *shoot at Crash* Which one of you hurt my niece?
Conker: That would be me. *shoot at Cortex*
Cortex: Son of a- *get shot by Conker*
Red: *shoot dark magic at Spyro*
Spyro: *shoot fireballs at Red*
Red: You won't win a single battle from me. *slap Spyro*
Crash: Whoa!
Sparx: Spyro's in trouble!
Conker: I'll go shoot on that big red dragon. *use his gun to shoot at Red*
Red: *use his powers to block the bullets*
Conker: What the gun?
Red: Surprise. *shoot the bullets at Conker*
Crash: *scream in fear*
Banjo: Oh no.
Gruntilda: Ha ha ha. We killed a squirrel. The rest is next.
Spyro: Oh, you'll pay for what you done.
Ripto: That's funny. I'll love to see any one of you getting killed. *get punched by Banjo*
Crash: *growls and fight Gruntilda*
Spyro: We got the dragon, you guys get the witch.
Banjo: Guh-huh! *spin to hit Gruntilda*
Gruntilda* You naughty bear! You don't have a right to live. *shoot magic balls at Banjo*
Banjo: D'oh! *dodge the magic balls*
Kazooie: *scratch Gruntilda*
Gruntilda: Hey, not nice.
Red: *use his staff to charge lightning at Spyro*
Spyro: *power blast at Red*
Red: *scream and use his staff to shoot at Spyro*
Aku Aku: Spyro.
Sparx: Uh oh.
Crash: *spin the magic balls to hit on Red*
Red: Ah! I hate those magic balls! I better not get away with this. *shoot ice balls at Crash*
Crash: *spin the ice balls away*
Red: Come on. I just shoot with my own attack and the enemy hit my own attack away from the target? So lame!
Spyro: *get up* Gosh. What a pain.
Kazooie: Are you okay?
Spyro: I'm okay. You don't need to put my head up for a update.
Banjo: *jump and step on Gruntilda*
Gruntilda: You'll be paying for a new hospital bed! *strike thunder at Banjo*
Banjo: *electrocuted* Auuaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
Kazooie: Banjo! *fly over to Gruntilda*
Gruntilda: *evil laugh* I did it. I finally did it. I finally got the- *get taken by Kazooie* What are you doing?!
Kazooie: You leave Banjo out of this.
Gruntilda: Get away from me. I'm just a old lady who has a slow process of using witchcraft!
Spyro: *charge his powers* It's time.
Crash: Ah ha! *call out Spyro*
Aku Aku: Our boy is here.
Red: What? You're still up?
Spyro: I'm all fired up.
Red: Prepare to be taught a lesson again, or two, or three! *charge dark plasma at Crash and Spyro*
Crash: Whoa!
Spyro: Oh gem!
Kazooie: Caw! *drop Gruntilda at Red's plasma attack*
Gruntilda: What the hell!!! *get blasted by Red's plasma attack*
Red: Gruntilda! No!
Spyro: *hold the crystal ball and destroy it*
Red: You son of a twat. That was my crystal ball to see the world. *get hit by Crash's spin*
Crash: Nah nah nah. *taunt at Red*
Sparx: Alright, we did it.
Banjo: Ha ha ha.
Kazooie: These guys almost stole the show.
Banjo: At least, we make a effort on defeating Gruntilda again.
Sparx: *sniff at Conker* Oh Conker. The squirrel may be dead for a living. But he has completed a journey on finding a good life to find peace.
Spyro: He can't be dead. It's only a accident.
Crash: Huh?
Banjo: Aw. I remember racing with him when we were kids at Timber's Island.
Kazooie: Aw. *mourn*
Aku Aku: I can revive him with my own magic. I did the same to Crash after all these years of losing. Ooga booga! *use his magic to revive Conker*

(In a dark world in Hell, Conker is seen drinking a beer, drunk as Gregg the Grim Reaper watch him residing in the halls of a castle)

Conker: Aw. I don't feel so good. I was meant for greater things in life. Ya know Gregg?
Gregg: You shouldn't have wasted all of your lives then. You little prick!
Conker: Well, I don't have a life back at the real world. *see the light shining* Uh oh... I guess my time is up.
Gregg: Good luck getting your second chance in reality.
Conker: I see the light! *flash in a light*

(Conker is revived in the Shadow Realm with the help of Aku Aku, Sparx, Kazooie, Banjo, Crash and Spyro)

Conker: Whoa. Where my booze? Is this the place where I can go grab a drink?
Banjo: Guh! *shake Conker*
Conker: Whoa. Hey. Easy there teddy bear. You're not going to shake on me like a stuffed animal.
Aku Aku: He's alive!
Crash: Ah ha! *hug Conker with everyone else*
Conker: Take the hugs. It's good to be back.
Spyro: Welcome back Conker.
Conker: This is turning into one good fur day.
Banjo: Ha ha ha. Welcome back to the world.
Red: *get up* You'll pay for this, animals.
Spyro: Get lost Red before we torch you back.
Crash: Grrr!
Banjo: You're mean!
Conker: Nah, get outta here before you pick on the wrong side.
Red: *open up portals to suck the enemies back into their worlds* I'm coming back for you and when I had the chance to return, you'll be sorry for your actions. *walk into the portal back into the Gnorc Resistance*
Spyro: Oh well. This is the end. The void of the Shadow Realm. We got no place to live.
Kazooie: Aw, cheer up. We got plenty of reasons to live.
Aku Aku: If we can all go back at the same time, we will be hanging out in place together.
Banjo: Ah. I know.

(The portals open up in the Wumpa Islands, the Panther Kingdom and the Dragon Realms with most of their friends warping into Spiral Mountain with Banjo, Conker, Crash, Spyro and their allies warping out of the Shadow Realm to hang out with Tooty and Mumbo Jumbo at Banjo's house outside)

Tooty: Banjo!
Banjo: Tooty! *hug his sister*
Tooty: How's the big walk?
Banjo: It was a crazy day for me.
Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo got a lot of crazy days all the time. Hut!
Conker: Here we go again with the malarkey.
Hunter: Hey, Spyro.
Spyro: Hunter.
Hunter: What are we doing here?
Spyro: We're just hanging out in one world.
Bianca: A new place to explore.
Moneybags: Ah. This make a good place to sell my items.
Zoe: Add some magic. *zap on the flowers to grow*
Professor: That is the biggest mountain i've ever seen.
Bottles: *pop out of the hole* Man, I'm back from digging into a tunnel to make new sewers.
Tiptup: Hello, are we having a party?
Tanktup: Oooo...My feet are so numb and cold!
Tiptup Jr.: Ya ya ya.
Coco: Crash!
Crash: Ah! *hug his sister*
Crunch: Oh man. Thought we lost you forever.
Tawna: Way a go bandicoot. You survive a long dangerous journey to the end.
Polar: *bark*
Pura: Meow.
Tomas: Aw. How well our friends are doing.
Titan: Whatever they say, they're the best friends forever.
Astor: Ugh, I wish we can go home and watch some television.
Magnus: I wish I can bring my homemade sandwich to the mountain.
Cho Lei: They're all getting along, just like the citizens of Avalar.
Ragnar: New worlds are always new to explore.
Ember: Hey Spyro.
Spyro: What's up Ember?
Ember: I didn't know we're in the same place.
Flame: I rock and roll with the new people.
Elora: Spyro, I been looking all over for you.
Spyro: Oh Elora. You must made my day sweet.
Elora: What have you been doing lately? Collecting gems?
Spyro: I've been hanging out. Also met a few new friends at the Shadow Realm.
Elora: What?!
Spyro: Don't tell me that. I got sucked in the Shadow Realm again with everyone else.
Conker: *look at a picture of Berri* Don't worry Berri. I'll find a way to bring you back to life in the near future. The world out there is full of hatred and bad luck.
Tooty: Now that you're home, what are you going to do next?
Banjo: Uh, with all those people at our neighborhood. I wouldn't say we would kick them out. We'll invite them over for fun.
Coco: Yeah. We'll throw a nice party with all of our friends around.
Flame: Like musical chairs!
Spyro: We'll throw a little music.
Aku Aku: With instruments.
Sparx: Gather around in places.
Crash: *hold the drums* Ah ha.
Conker: *chainsaw a tree* This is my stand for the musical.
Banjo: On three.
Tooty: One, two, three.

(Banjo play on his banjo with Kazooie playing the horn with the Tiptup Choir and the Weasels Band performing. Mumbo Jumbo play the drums alongside Coco with Spyro and Crash rocking with the guitar as Conker play the violin with Aku Aku, Sparx, Zoe and the fairies making music as the whole group play with their instruments in celebration of one community to represent their worlds.)

THE END

Trivia[]

It is the sixth Crash and Spyro crossover in total and the first to not be based on any event based on Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled and Crash Bandicoot: On the Run!.