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Banjo-Kazooie-Yooka-Laylee is a crossover fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It is a crossover between Banjo-Kazooie and Yooka-Laylee. It was released on February 17, 2022.

Characters[]

  • Banjo
  • Kazooie
  • Yooka
  • Laylee
  • Bottles
  • Trowzer
  • Mumbo Jumbo
  • Dr. Puzz
  • Gruntilda
  • Capital B
  • Klungo
  • Dr. Quack

Transcript[]

(In Spiral Mountain, birds are peaking on the grass as a bear is seen riding on a skateboard with a bird following the bear on a skate test around the mountain)

  • Banjo: Guh-huh! Kick it Kazooie! I'm on a speed limit test!
  • Kazooie: Caw caw!
  • Banjo: Skating is a lot fun. I can really go over the flow of hills and tall mountains. Watch me go! *spin around with his skateboard* Ya-hoo!
  • Kazooie: Way a go, backpack bear!
  • Banjo: Yahoo! I can never stop skating like in the 90s.
  • Kazooie: You go for it big bear.
  • Banjo: *skate on the ramps and jump high by holding his skateboard* Whhhoooaaaa!!! *land on the ground skating* Freestyle!
  • Tooty: Way a go brother!
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo knows you got great sport skills.
  • Banjo: Guh-huh. I'm a fast speed athlete.
  • Bottles: *dig out of the hole* Hi Banjo. How is skating doing for you.
  • Banjo: Really rolling like the river. Guh.
  • Tooty: We made some cinnamon buns. They're your favorite dessert while you were skating.
  • Banjo: Guh! Someone is going to make me a nice cinnamon roll.
  • Bottles: Bun. You know the difference between a bun and a roll.
  • Kazooie: They're just both. No jokes aside.
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo says, let's eat the cinnamon buns!
  • Kazooie: Birdie!

(Banjo, Kazooie, Tooty, Bottles and Mumbo Jumbo eat the cinnamon buns at Banjo's house with icing on top of their cinnamon buns and eat them in love)

  • Banjo: Ah. I love this bun a lot.
  • Bottles: Now we're talking. There's a lot of cinnamon inside of the swirl meal.
  • Banjo: It's what make the dessert sweet.
  • Tooty: Add some icing.
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo wish you the best of luck on incoming sport events in the future.
  • Banjo: I'm going to win big and make a goal.
  • Kazooie: With lots of feathers and fluff to make.
  • Bottles: One of my biggest goals is to make a bigger tunnel for new ways of exploring.
  • Tooty: How far can you dig?
  • Bottles: As deep as the rock cavern.
  • Banjo: What the future hold is for new beginnings. Guh.
  • Tooty: We can always count on you guys.
  • Kazooie: When the next adventure comes.

(In another world at Tribalstack Tropics, a chameleon and a bat are seen walking through the hills, the underbrush, the waterfall and sliding all the way into the path as they catch up with their friends)

  • Yooka: We're here!
  • Trowzer: Welcome back Yooka and Laylee.
  • Laylee: We have the longest walk all the way in the Tribalstack Tropics.
  • Dr. Puzz: You are one smart bat there Laylee.
  • Laylee: Thank. I bet we can use all the science to get our skills going.
  • Yooka: Hey. I thought we were going to use some magic.
  • Laylee: Leave out the magic. We'll go with science.
  • Yooka: Laylee, I know you want to go with something you wanna do in life. Like how about you become a scientist and work with Dr. Puzz?
  • Laylee: That would be cool.
  • Dr. Puzz: Alright. We're going to be on a roll.
  • Trowzer: Don't forget your Pagies on the go.
  • Pagies: *a whole bunch of them fly around in the sky*
  • Yooka: We have yet to collect a whole lot more during our journey.
  • Trowzer: You got anything you want to spend like diamonds? Coins? Pebbles and rocks?
  • Yooka: Uh, no. Just Pagies.
  • Trowzer: Pagies. Ah. Now we're talking.
  • Yooka: Keep up the great work.
  • Laylee: We're right behind you, Yooka.
  • Yooka: There's a whole lot of new things to explore.
  • Dr. Puzz: That's our buddies right here.

(While Yooka, Laylee and their friends chat among each other in Tribalstack Tropics, meanwhile at Hivory Towers, a capitalist bee and a ruthless duck on a biosuit are seen working in the towers, trying to track down Yooka, Laylee and the gang on the computer)

  • Capital B: Ha ha ha. No one can try to take down the Hivory Towers.
  • Dr. Quack: Bah! You've been reading Yookapedia, haven't you?
  • Capital B: Huh? No! I've been doing my own research on trying to take over the world. I've been a capitalist, a CEO and a playboy for all my life!
  • Dr. Quack: You didn't duck down on your benefits, haven't you?
  • Capital B: Me, as a bee is to desires to convert all the world's literature into pure profit to have a monopoly over the book industry.
  • Dr. Quack: You been rich all along.
  • Capital B: Right. Capital in business is "money or other assets owned by a person or organization for investing."
  • Dr. Quack: Don't even duck about it, B.
  • Capital B: That's what make capitalism so good.
  • Dr. Quack: Oh brother. What do you think about socialism as a whole?
  • Capital B: Ah. We don't talk about that. I just want to focus on taking over the world with my own rise of power.
  • Dr. Quack: Great. What is your next plan on stopping Yooka and Laylee?
  • Capital B: I will spread honey all over their faces and stick the whole world apart. That's where I can get all my money back on guarantee.
  • Dr. Quack: Making money to destroy the world isn't going to help, B. You're going to need more power to rise.
  • Capital B: To gain more power, what am I suppose to do next?
  • Dr. Quack: How about hire one of the most biggest bad guys in the entire universe to get rid of your enemies.
  • Capital B: Then I can use the One Book to rewrite the entire universe under my control.
  • Dr. Quack: You can bring my pillow down after we rewrite the universe.
  • Capital B: Good. Now let me see how many worlds we can find for each of the bad guys to hire. *locate several worlds and locate one in Spiral Mountain* Spiral Mountain?
  • Dr. Quack: What in the duck is a Spiral Mountain?
  • Capital B: Nah, next. *locate Gruntilda's lair* Wait, we found a lair like ours.
  • Dr. Quack: What is that suppose to mean?
  • Capital B: We found company! This is the perfect world for what I needed to destroy the chameleon and bat.
  • Dr. Quack: Let's go for it, bee
  • Capital B: After the troubles and tensions, we found a ally to work with and take down all the heroism on the animals. Ha ha ha ha ha. The new world, here I go!

(At Gruntilda's lair, Gruntilda is seen on her biosuit as she hold a bunch of potions to create dark magic with some of her assistant watching her make some dark magic and form them into dark orbs)

  • Gruntilda: *evil laugh* I can't wait for the day that I will strike back at Banjo and Kazooie and take the soul out of her sister.
  • Dingpot: Make some dark orbs!
  • Gruntilda: With a pinch of dark magic. This witchcraft stuff is so easy to take control of your magic.
  • Cheato: Witch lost book, finders bear and bird are, spell they get!
  • Gruntilda: I have yet to become a beautiful lady again!
  • Cheato: Wish for beautiful lady. Then still become a witch.
  • Gruntilda: They ruined me two times. Now i'm going to ruin them with my own darkness. *see a portal open up* Now what?
  • Capital B: *pop out of the portal with Dr. Quack* Behold! The owner of Hivory Towers and a capitalist to own a monopoly of cash over the book industry. Meet Capital B!
  • Dingpot: What is that?
  • Cheato: A bee hive!
  • Capital B: No. I am Capital B. Owner and CEO of Hivory Towers and the bee behind the Impossible Lair.
  • Dr. Quack: Very funny Capital B. I am Dr. Quack, a duck on a biosuit and assistant to the mighty bee.
  • Gruntilda: Great to meet you two. I am Gruntilda Winkybunion. Short for Grunty and a sibling of three sisters.
  • Capital B: How about siblings you got?
  • Gruntilda: I have no brothers and I have two sisters. I'm the third sister in general.
  • Capital B: Snooping I see. We are planning on dominating the world in order to rewrite the universe under our control.
  • Gruntilda: You're a bad guy, are you?
  • Capital B: Yes. Born to be bad as a bee.
  • Gruntilda: Also meet my faithful minion in hand, Klungo!
  • Klungo! Yeah! Someone is going to get a beating out of this one. *stomp the ground*
  • Dr. Quack: Gah! I can't feel my legs!!... Oh, wait. I forgot I removed them, years ago...
  • Gruntilda: You're like me! I lost my body years ago. Then I came back as a skeleton and returned with only the head and biosuit. I'm not in the fashion of beauty anymore like I used to.
  • Klungo: You should have fix yourself in a beauty saloon.
  • Gruntilda: Nah. A beauty saloon would be a waste of time. What do you got in there Mr. B?
  • Capital B: Once we rewrite the universe, how about I redesign you into a whole new beauty witch?
  • Gruntilda: I love it! With your power and my power, we can rule Spiral Mountain and your world at the same time!
  • Capital B: Didn't we pass Spiral Mountain or you knew about the multiverse?
  • Gruntilda: I'm close to Spiral Mountain. But we can make the best effort on getting rid of our enemies.
  • Capital B: Nice. I got Yooka and Laylee.
  • Gruntilda: And I got Banjo and Kazooie.
  • Capital B: How is a chameleon and bat working together? It doesn't make sense.
  • Gruntilda: And how is a bear and bird working together when bears are known to be chasing for honey and catching fish in the waterfall.
  • Capital B: I don't know. All of this malarkey is making me ridiculous! I mean, it's silly at the same time!
  • Gruntilda: How about we give them a suck out of their worlds?
  • Capital B: Eureka! I knew we are going to suck these heroes away from their worlds so can we have time on rewriting all the parts put into the universe.
  • Gruntilda: We'll go with Spiral Mountain first, then your world or whatever it's called.
  • Capital B: My arch-nemesis always hang out in some place called Tribalstack Tropics.
  • Gruntilda: Tribalstack Tropics? I see.
  • Capital B: You're a genius. Let's prepare the plan on getting rid of our enemies.
  • Gruntilda: Okay. *hold a crystal ball to track down Banjo, Kazooie, Yooka and Laylee* This crystal ball is going to work to get rid of those brats. *open the portals on two worlds* Ah ha. Now things are going to prevail for the better.
  • Capital B: Let's see what these animals are made of.
  • Klungo: Ho ho ho. This is going to be a little fun.

(Back at Spiral Mountain, a portal open up outside of Banjo's house, gaining attention of Banjo and his friends, curious about the portal outside)

  • Banjo: Guh?
  • Kazooie: What's in the hole?
  • Tooty: Banjo, what are you looking at?
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Banjo believes it's a hole. Banjo knows it's a trap.
  • Banjo: *shocked* Auaaahhhh!!!
  • Bottles: Don't tell me it's a trap.
  • Kazooie: To face your fears, why don't we all go and give it a test.
  • Tooty: No way. It's like the whole world is cracking apart into black small holes.
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo seen worst wormholes in space. Mumbo have warned you for the first and last time.
  • Bottles: It's ain't no big deal Mumbo Jumbo. Let's try and see what is on the portal.
  • Banjo: *get off the chair and open the door to let his friends go outside* Come take a look. We have a problem here.
  • Tooty: It's just a ordinary hole Banjo.
  • Kazooie: Think about blowing bubbles in the tub.
  • Banjo: Let's all go together at once and if we don't like it, we're leaving.
  • Bottles: You can't do this to us Banjo. I don't trust anyone who is behind all the portal opening in our mountain.
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo says yes! Mumbo says we can go.
  • Banjo: Cut the Mumbo says, Mumbo Jumbo. Let's give it a shot.
  • Kazooie: Safety's first. Don't fall out.

(As Banjo and his friends jump into the portal, back at Tribalstack Tropics where Yooka and their friends are still chatting, a portal open up at the same time as opening a portal up in Banjo's world)

  • Yooka: What?
  • Laylee: What is that thing?
  • Trowzer: It's a trap! Don't go in there.
  • Yooka: It could be the mark of the end of the world. I don't trust any bad guy like Capital B who is trying to make us go away.
  • Dr. Puzz: I believe all of this science stuff about holes opening up.
  • Laylee: You mean like those portals?
  • Dr. Puzz: Yes. Portals. Something like that.
  • Yooka: *see Banjo and his friends come out of the portal* Huh?
  • Banjo: Whoa. That was close.
  • Kazooie: I knew it was going to be a good world.
  • Tooty: *look at Yooka's gang* What in the world are those things?
  • Banjo: What?
  • Yooka: Hey. You look like me.
  • Banjo: Except when I have a backpack on.
  • Kazooie: Birdie?
  • Laylee: I'm a bat.
  • Bottles: Hey there. You must be looking for Jiggies around the place.
  • Trowzer: We don't collect Jiggies in our world. We collect Pagies.
  • Bottles: Pagies like in the piece of paper from a chapter book>
  • Trowzer: Yes. It can be in any book in a page. We call them as Pagies.
  • Pagies: *say hello to Bottles*
  • Bottles: Whoa, hey. You all got eyes like the Jiggies in our world.
  • Trowzer: These items always meant to have eyes.
  • Bottles: This world is starting to look like ours.
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo meet a new person.
  • Dr. Puzz: Hello. Are you some sort of witch doctor or a skeleton master?
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo is a witch doctor! Ooga ooga.
  • Dr. Puzz: Ah. Then I must be a scientist. Some people mistake me as a magician for magic.
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo make science.
  • Dr. Puzz: And Dr. Puzz make science. *join in Mumbo Jumbo* Go Science!
  • Tooty: Does any of you guys have a sister?
  • Yooka: No.
  • Laylee: No I don't.
  • Trowzer: I have a uncle, but he died from a coma ten years ago. Ugh! That was the worst tragedy i've ever seen.
  • Dr. Puzz: I don't even have one. Sorry.
  • Tooty: Guess this world doesn't have a counterpart like me.
  • Yooka: We're all the same, except for the sister bear.
  • Banjo: Hey, that's my sister.
  • Laylee: We didn't know you have a sister.
  • Gruntilda: *show up on a hologram* Heh heh ha ha ha! So it's you guys. I have finally manage to work with someone to target your worlds down for misery.
  • Banjo: Gruntilda!
  • Kazooie: Yikes!
  • Yooka: Is that a dead witch?
  • Laylee: No way.
  • Gruntilda: Banjo and Kazooie. Ah, my love birds. I haven't seen you in a while. Ever since you destroy my look, I'm going to get it back from your clutches and reverse the look back into what I looked like in the first place since my birth!
  • Dr. Puzz: That is one big mean old witch.
  • Trowzer: She is as scary as a komodo dragon.
  • Bottles: You don't know what we're looking at? That's Gruntilda, one of our worst enemies in Spiral Mountain!
  • Dr. Puzz: You know her?
  • Trowzer: How many times you have beaten her in your past?
  • Bottles: Like Three.
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo says four.
  • Tooty: Or five if the spin-offs count.
  • Trowzer: This doesn't look like the sound of good luck to me.
  • Gruntilda: You were suppose to be leaving. But then you two cross paths and met each other. Oh, I should have think better of worlds to suck them up like Showtown Down. I also have a assistant joining with me on destroying you guys up. Meet the one and only bee, Capital B!
  • Capital B: *show up on a hologram* Ha ha ha, ha ha! It is I, Capital B!
  • Yooka: Oh no.
  • Laylee: I can't believe they're working together.
  • Kazooie: How did they know each other in the first place?
  • Dr. Puzz: Our enemies are working together like, they're gonna throw a laser zap on us. This is terrible.
  • Capital B: We just met for the first time. Now setting up to get rid of you guys out of your world and abandon you all to the end of the universe.
  • Yooka: No way Capital B. You have caused a lot of trouble in Tribalstack Tropics over the years and try to erase parts of the world to fill into your own universe.
  • Capital B: I only have time to get rid of you freaks. You better face us in Hivory Towers cause, we got a special surprise for you. *laugh*
  • Laylee: We're not paying for no surprise on the block.
  • Trowzer: Could be a scam.
  • Dr. Puzz: Or a hoax.
  • Bottles: That rhymes with both.
  • Gruntilda: You won't live to see the charm of good luck in your hands. You gotta face us if you wanna stop us at Hivory Towers. *laugh*
  • Kazooie: That's not funny of you.
  • Tooty: Yeah, fraidy cat!
  • Gruntilda: The chances are, you booze or you snooze. We'll be rich than ever and no one is going to be paying for our bills to get the prices up for the income. See you at the towers. *evil laugh and hologram off*
  • Capital B: I will be seeing you all at the towers. Better luck the next hour. *evil laugh and hologram off*
  • Banjo: What are we suppose to do next?
  • Kazooie: We were suppose to go to the Hivory Towers and fight Gruntilda and Capital B.
  • Yooka: They can't be working together.
  • Laylee: They're gonna rewrite the universe into theirs. We need to put an end to their power and save our worlds from being erased.
  • Trowzer: I got my mind set on you.
  • Bottles: We'll make a break for and let's go.
  • Banjo: It's about time. Guh-huh!
  • Yooka: Here we go!

(Back at Hivory Towers, Gruntilda and Capital B hold the big book as they hold a feather to point out the pages to rewrite the universe)

  • Gruntilda: This is it Capital B. Our only chance on rewriting the universe.
  • Capital B: Is that erasing the universe as well?
  • Gruntilda: It doesn't matter what you wanna erase or write in. We'll rebuild the universe under our images.
  • Capital B: With all of our merchandise and products, we'll be famous!
  • Dr. Quack: Let's go with the license!
  • Klungo: *hear Banjo and Yooka's breaking into the towers* Uh oh, we got strangers coming in.

(Banjo and Yooka's gang break into the Hivory Towers to confront Gruntilda and Capital B's gang in the lair)

  • Banjo: We're Guh-here!
  • Yooka: We found you!
  • Gruntilda: Ack! Those animals are back at it.
  • Capital B: You fools! How did you find us here without using a map or a address?
  • Laylee: We know where your towers is. Plus, we survived the Impossible Lair a while ago.
  • Capital B: You'll never beat me again you whoops. I'm about to raise up the prices of my tower and you'll be paying for every combo hit you have commit.
  • Dr. Quack: Talking about your greed here.
  • Klungo: Boom boom bong.
  • Tooty: You won't take my beauty away from me, Grunty.
  • Gruntilda: I'll be happy to take the soul away from you.
  • Dr. Puzz: You're nothing, but a wizard and witch you two.
  • Gruntilda: Oh, the hard souls. They're making me tears.
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo does not like your narcissism here.
  • Bottles: Bad luck, isn't it. I'm not buying it.
  • Banjo: What are we even here for?
  • Kazooie: We're fighting back the two villains that are going to rewrite the universe and ours.
  • Laylee: We can't let them erase us from existence and create new ones under our hearts.
  • Capital B: Someone is going to be reincarnated with a evil heart and a evil spirit.
  • Banjo: Never ever. You won't take down all of our lives in our worlds.
  • Yooka: Yeah. And all the consequences, trauma and trouble you caused in recent years.
  • Tooty: We won't take back on rewriting history.
  • Gruntilda: You won't destroy our villainy!
  • Capital B: Arrest them all!
  • Klungo: Time for timeout!
  • Dr. Quack: You're going into the dump.
  • Yooka: Not a chance. *knock out Dr. Quack*
  • Dr. Quack: My head!
  • Klungo: Hey! *get hit by Banjo* Hey!
  • Banjo: You're mean!
  • Bottles: Don't worry you guys. You can fight the henchmen off, but we can face Gruntilda and Capital B ourselves.
  • Banjo: Good luck on the fight. *knock out Dr. Quack*
  • Dr. Quack: Ow! You got me. What is wrong with you?!
  • Klungo: *punch and kick Laylee* De er de der.
  • Yooka: *jump and spin kick on Klungo* Ha ya!
  • Klungo: Look what you done?! Klungo doesn't like it. *smash the ground to trip on Yooka*
  • Yooka: Whoa. Laylee, a little help on the beating?
  • Laylee: I'm on my way! *flap on Klungo* Have a little wind to yourself.
  • Klungo: My eyes! They're close!
  • Kazooie: Kazoo! *scratch Klungo*
  • Klungo: Whoa, aaaaahhhhhhh!!! *crash on the washer machine*
  • Capital B: My washer machine!
  • Banjo: Gruntilda, you're next! Guh!
  • Gruntilda: Bring it on, shorty bear. *shoot dark magic on Banjo*
  • Banjo: Whoa! *dodge the dark magic attack*
  • Kazooie: Birdie! *throw a nest on Gruntilda*
  • Gruntilda: I can't see without a fight! *get the nest off her face*
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo shoot you with magic! *shoot magic on Capital B*
  • Capital B: My cruel! *get kicked by Tooty* Watch it sweetie.
  • Tooty: You don't call me sweetie.
  • Bottles: *throw a water bottle on Capital B* Get hydrated, bee!
  • Capital B: I don't need water to hydrate. I need honey to keep my business going!
  • Bottles: You're not running a place with honey. *throw dirt at Capital B*
  • Capital B: *clean the dirt off his face* Moron punks.
  • Yooka: *spin around to hit Gruntilda* Whoosh!
  • Gruntilda: *crash on the wall* Not my back!
  • Laylee: Laylee! *spin around to dash at Capital B*
  • Capital B: On the capital of B, no!
  • Dr. Puzz: Bring on the science! *throw potions at Capital B*
  • Capital B: *get hit by a potion* Stupid potions. I hate them so much.
  • Banjo: *punch and kick Gruntilda*
  • Gruntilda: *shoot lightning at Banjo* Ha ha ha!
  • Banjo: *fluff from the lightning* My fur!
  • Kazooie: *drop a gear at Gruntilda* Gotcha.
  • Gruntilda: Not critical enough.
  • Kazooie: What? *get shot by Gruntilda's lightning*
  • Banjo: Kazooie!
  • Gruntilda: *laugh at Kazooie getting shot*
  • Trowzer: That is harsh of you. I call it a comeback and a callback! *bite Gruntilda's leg*
  • Gruntilda: No! Not on the leg! I am not a Turkey wing or a chicken wing!
  • Trowzer: Have it your way, witch. *spin and slap at Gruntilda*
  • Capital B: Gruntilda. Look what you done. Now you have to pay for what you done to the witch with a bill order.
  • Yooka: There is no bill order silly. You're just making things up like most of your stories.
  • Gruntilda: Oh! Don't you dare try to criticize me like that ever again you piece of chameleon!
  • Yooka: It's over now Capital B. You lost the fight.
  • Dr. Puzz: Give up and go home.
  • Capital B: I am home. Look at my place. I call this business my home.
  • Tooty: This is a building.
  • Bottles: You snooze. You don't run a good business with all of your greedy actions.
  • Capital B: I appeal my coworkers to create honey and money with the best of possibilities to make some new towers, new jobs and new businesses. You are ruining it for my own cause. I don't hire corrupt heroes at all!
  • Banjo: Think about the problems in your head. Guh. *bang on Capital B*
  • Capital B: Ooh, wee, wee, wee. *dizzy* I am so dizzy.
  • Yooka: He he he. He's dizzy.
  • Laylee: We got him now.
  • Kazooie: Slap away! *slap Capital B*
  • Capital B: Whoa. What is wrong with you, bat?
  • Banjo: I got him. Home run! *use his backpack to hit Capital B*
  • Capital B: Aah!! *crash all over the place*
  • Banjo: *hold Kazooie as a baseball bat* Ka-cha! *hit Capital B out of the Hivory Towers*
  • Capital B: *crash out in the sky* Nooooooooooooooo!!!
  • Banjo: Yes!
  • Yooka: We won!
  • Gruntilda: *get up* Kill....all....the....party...animals.
  • Tooty: The witch is getting up.
  • Trowzer: I thought I already bite her. I guess my fangs on that bite isn't effective enough to make her sleep.
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo make you sleep! *use his magic to make Gruntilda sleep*
  • Gruntilda: Kill all the- Oh, I am feeling sleepy. *sleep*
  • Mumbo: Mumbo says perfect!
  • Dr. Quack: *get up* It's ain't over yet, witch doctor.
  • Mumbo: Mumbo goes to shooting! *shoot dark magic at Dr. Quack*
  • Dr. Quack: *crash out of the towers* My head!
  • Banjo: Hip hip hooray!
  • Yooka: We finally won.
  • Laylee: Are we going to leave the rest of the guys or what?
  • Kazooie: Just take them back to their world.
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo take Gruntilda and Klungo back to their world! *use his wand to take Gruntilda and Klungo back to their world* Mumbo says done!
  • Banjo: All clear.
  • Dr. Puzz: You guys are the best. I can clearly see you all fighting like actual fighters.
  • Banjo: In other words, we're Smashers.
  • Kazooie: Smashing like the big brawl and melee on stage.
  • Trowzer: With all our Pagies and Jiggies safe and locked for protection, we're going to celebrate with harmony.
  • Banjo: The best of both worlds. We're in a better place now.
  • Kazooie: But how are we going to get home?
  • Trowzer: There is only one option for you guys to get back.
  • Banjo: With the big book they have to rewrite history. How about we add in a part of the world by adding portals so we can go back and forth at the same time?
  • Yooka: Hold it. If you add in a portal in our world, does it mean you guys would never come back?
  • Laylee: Whoa whoa whoa. Cut to the chase. Let's add in a portal in both worlds so we can have access to go to one of our worlds without being trapped in one universe.
  • Tooty: Laylee is right! We can add in two portals in both of worlds so we can get along and have contract with each other forever and ever.
  • Dr. Puzz: One portal in ours and one portal in yours.
  • Tooty: Great idea, scientist.
  • Banjo: *hold the big book* With the the big one, i'm going to add in one thing the universe have never included.
  • Kazooie: The universe will change with one update.
  • Bottles: Let it be.
  • Trowzer: For real.
  • Yooka: Will you submit it to the book?
  • Banjo: Yes! Starting right now. I will add in a new accessible portal to go through our worlds, forever! *add in a part of the big book and zap at the book*

(After doing this, Spiral Mountain and Tribalstack Tropics now have portals to lead to their worlds and right after the defeat of Gruntilda and Capital B, most of Banjo and Kazooie's friends meet up at Tribalstack Tropics where most of the friends get along, chat, chill and have conversations together in the hills)

  • Tiptup: Whoa, are we having a party too soon?
  • Tanktup: My feet is still numb as a beach sand.
  • Tiptup Jr.: There's a party going on right here.
  • Leaky: I can see the paint!
  • Nipper: That is one big hill in one world, right Little Lockup? *Little Lockup open his chest on Nipper*
  • Alfred: Everyone deserve a ice cream at Mr. Drippy's!
  • Jamjars: Drill sergeant Jamjars reporting f'duty, sir!
  • Jinjo: It's going to be fun.
  • Mr. Fit: I'm all fit!
  • Boggy: Doesn't hit a cold brew on a warm place.
  • Soggy: I'm warm as a bee.
  • Moggy: I hope I can go to a fair.
  • Groggy: Ho ho ho.
  • Mrs. Boggy: Oh! The mountains are high! I can clearly see!
  • Ollie: Sobs... Another day in the sun.
  • Jolly: Do we really have to do this?
  • Wally: At least we're not in a shopping mall.
  • Dolly: Be grateful of that.
  • Schell: Out of Galleon Galaxy, I found a place to chillax!
  • Clara: Look like another adventure in sight.
  • Rextro: I'm having fun!
  • Vendi: This sound like a party.
  • Planker: Under construction!
  • Banjo: We're back in shape!
  • Kazooie: The worlds in good hands now.
  • Yooka: Look how much people we brought.
  • Laylee: The defeat of Gruntilda and Capital B doesn't stop us from celebrating.
  • Tooty: With lots of charm to make.
  • Bottles: I can dig again.
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo Jumbo approve!
  • Trowzer: Your world got something in common.
  • Banjo: We're just like yours.
  • Dr. Puzz: Oh. We're almost the same.
  • Tooty: We're like the same.
  • Banjo: We got Jiggies and Pagies smiling at each other.
  • Kazooie: We hold up for a musical celebration.
  • Bottles: With our instruments in shape!
  • Banjo: And now, we're gonna celebrate!
  • Trowzer: We got the drums and horns in place.
  • Kazooie: Get your instruments on.
  • Tooty: We're ready.
  • Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo can't wait.
  • Dr. Puzz: And now, we're on.
  • Yooka: Musical time. On three.
  • Laylee: One, two, three!

(Banjo play on his banjo with Kazooie playing the horn with the Tiptup Choir perform with Yooka playing with a yooka layee as Laylee hit the drums. As Mumbo Jumbo blow out a horn, Tooty play the violin with Trowzer playing with a flute as Bottles rock with a guitar alongside Dr. Puzz as everyone at Tribalstack Tropics play with their instruments in celebration of one community to represent their worlds.)

THE END

Trivia[]

  • The title is a mix and pun of Banjo-Kazooie and Yooka-Laylee, two video game franchises that crossover with this short.