Batman and Robin had just finished patrolling Gotham City and fighting crime. It was the holiday season. Robin asked “Hey, Batman, what are your parents getting you for Christmas?” Batman got very angry and he said “Nothing, you idiot! My parents are DEAD!!!” Then Batman slapped Robin silly. Alfred heard the slap and came over. He asked “What’s going on?” Batman said “Robin forgets that my parents are dead!" Alfred slapped Batman silly and called him an idiot, too.

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