Batman and Robin had just finished patrolling Gotham City and fighting crime. It was the holiday season. Robin asked Batman “What are your parents getting you for Christmas?” Batman responded “Nothing, you idiot! My parents are DEAD!” He slapped Robin silly. Alfred Pennyworth heard the slap and came over. He asked “What’s going on?” Batman told Alfred “Robin forgets that my parents are dead.” Alfred slapped Batman silly and called him an idiot.