Biker Penguins From Big City

Biker Penguins From Big City is a crossover fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It is a crossover between Avenger Penguins and Biker Mice From Mars. It was released on July 22, 2021.

Characters[]

Marlon
Throttle
Rocky
Modo
Bluey
Vinnie
Bella
Irv
Billy Neptune
Charley
Carbine
Stoker
Rimfire
Caractacus P. Doom
Harry Slime
Lawrence Lactavius Limburger
Dr. Benjamin Boris Zachary Karbunkle
Greasepit
Fred the Mutant
Hannibal T. Hairball
Cataclysm
Dr. Phineas P. Catorkian
Catalina Catacall

Transcript[]

(All around Mars, a group of street-biker mice ride with their motorcycles all over the planet of Mars, passing through loops, ramps and hills on the planet. Throttle, Modo and Vinnie are racing against each other during their free time around the universe.)

Throttle: Here we go boys! Another day in another day!
Modo: Nothing can stop like catching the early worm in the world.
Vinnie: No one can stop our high score.
Throttle: It's a race brother. Whoever has the fastest time wins.
Vinnie: You won't beat me on that one.
Throttle: Just make me.
Modo: Going through.
Throttle: No way. I'm still gonna beat ya!
Vinnie: Last one there is a cat!
Modo: Or a supervillain like X-Terminator.
Throttle: *jump on the ramps* Yee-haw!
Modo: I would love to see your cowboy show, folk.
Throttle: Hey!
Vinnie: All across the Earth!

(The Biker Mice use their motorcycle's engine power to zoom to Earth as they race into the streets of Chicago)

Throttle: Chicago baby!
Modo: Look at the cars.
Vinnie: They're all driving in the road at the same time as well.
Throttle: People will always be rushing on their way to work. It's just part of life.
Modo: Part of life, my head!
Throttle: Race ya to the end.
Vinnie: When are we going to be landing on like we're gonna finish the race on where?
Throttle: New York City!
Vinnie: If it isn't New York City, then we better race across it!
Throttle: New York, here we come!
Modo: *speed up the bikes* Yahoo!

(In another world in Big City, the three Avenger Penguins are seen riding on their motorcycles all over the streets)

Marlon: Ya-hoo! We're rolling on the city!
Rocky: This rock the streets to where we're riding.
Bluey: Bing bing boom.
Marlon: I love every one of you guys. We made a great team of biker penguins, don't you think?
Rocky: Ya.
Bluey: Boop.
Marlon: I'm getting myself a milkshake at the Slush City diner.
Rocky: You tell me. I'm really thristy myself for a milkshake.
Marlon: Oh come on. Why you have to copy me every time i request for something i wanna order.
Bluey: Boop boop boop.
Marlon: Bluey, you want a milkshake?
Bluey: Yes!
Marlon: Oh great. Everyone get a milkshake. Come on! We're taking a break at Bella's workplace.
Rocky: Going through the shake.

(The Avenger Penguins stop their bikes as they enter inside of Slush City to stop by at the bar stand to get a drink)

Bella: Morning boys. You must be up for our latest milkshake sales.
Marlon: Oh yeah. This is what i'm looking forward to.
Rocky: I love a milkshake with a cherry on top.
Marlon: Every milkshake is suppose to have a cherry on top.
Doc: Not every cherry has to be put on top of a milkshake you dummy!
Marlon: So, if you can't put a cherry on top of a milkshake, so does a chocolate cake with strawberries on the side.
Bella: Are you boys still interested on trying out latest milkshake recipe? It's blueberry mixed with cotton candy.
Marlon, Rocky and Bluey: Cotton candy! *sit on the seats*
Bella: Sit down while i serve you some. *make the milkshakes on the milkshake machine*
Marlon: Boy, i'm getting pumped up with love.
Rocky: Love is the word.
Bluey: Aw.
Marlon: Bella, it's a good day we're having. Mind as well have dinner with us later at night. I have frozen foods packed on the fridge with chicken tenders and waffles.
Bella: I would love to come. My boss is making me work 'til the diner closes. Might not be able to make it for tonight.
Marlon: Schedules are always screwing people times' up. Maybe another day or two.
Rocky: I still have a football game to watch. At least, it's not the one with the sphere and black spots on the white ball.
Marlon: It's soccer, Rocky.
Rocky: I wonder why people keep calling a soccer ball "football" if football is suppose to be shaped as a oval with a white strap played for every Super Bowls.
Bella: *hold the milkshakes* I got the milkshakes ready.
Marlon: Sweet! That fast!
Rocky: Making a milkshake is quite easy this time.
Bella: I told you, they're easy to make. *place the milkshakes on the table*
Marlon: Okay boys. Sip up! *sip up the milkshakes with his gang*
Rocky: Tasty.
Bluey: *drink all of his milkshake*
Marlon: Yeah. Taste a lot of blueberry and cotton candy.
Rocky: I tried a grape with cotton candy flavor in it and it was my favorite along with the candy popcorn.
Marlon: I can call back the day when Bluey lost his brain and mistake his brain for a fan-favorite flavor popcorn you just ate.
Rocky: We were having movie night the other day and Bluey was just watching his favorite show The Quantum Mechanic.
Marlon: Well we were watching it too! Don't you remember?!
Blue Badly Drawn Brother: I love these messed up fries, don't you brother?
Brown Badly Drawn Brother: They're waffle fries.
Blue Badly Drawn Brother: Waffle fries? I thought all these waffles are smashed together and crumble all up into one recipe like smashing pancakes to form into a waffle.
Brown Badly Drawn Brother: I don't recall mixing foods with other recipes.
TV Joe: *change his head to a news reporter on the TV* This is TV Joe. Breaking news live from Slush City! Today is a wonderful day we're having with a sunny day and less cloudy in the sky. We will also be having rain by night time. Make sure you have your umbrellas when you go out. You don't wanna be caught in the rain like getting spilled with Piña Coladas on your laps. Are you bringing dinner tonight?
Marlon: It's going to be much fun.
Rocky: Yeah. I'm loving it like summer.
Bluey: Beep beep d'oh. Doo da.
Bella: I have the greatest biker gang in the diner. Look, here's come another.
Marlon: *look at the window to see the Stink Brothers making their way* Huh? Oh no. Not them.

(The Stink Brothers park their bikes next to Slush City as they enter the diner with everyone watching in much of Marlon's anger)

Barracuda Stink: Well well well. Look what we got here?
Marlon: Stink Brothers.
Cecil Stink: Look at the fellow friends.
Rocky: It's those tough guys again.
Poodle Stink: You like messing with us, are you?
Bluey: Boo boo boo!
Bella: Hey Stink Brothers, don't you mind trying out our latest milkshake for today?
Barracuda Stink: I don't need no stinkin' milkshake of yours. We want to challenge those Avenger Penguins all over Big City.
Marlon: So you're challenging us to a race, eh? I'm giving it a hard pass.
Doc: Race you dummy! You always race these guys everyday 24/7!
TV Joe: Wow. It seem that the Avenger Penguins are going to have a race with the Stink Brothers.
Blue Badly Drawn Brother: It's going to be a bump, is it?
Brown Badly Drawn Brother: Looks like it.
Irv: You guys can do it.
Billy: Race in the streets. Everyone together!
Everyone: *chant* Race race race race race race race race race.
Marlon: Come on. Didn't i give it a pass?
Barracuda Stink: Are you racing or what?
Rocky: Let's have a race Marlon. We always race these guys and beat these guys.
Bluey: Ooh-woo!
Marlon: Fine! We'll have a race Barracuda Stink.
Barracuda Stink: Good. We'll meet up outside like always.
Bella: This is really going to be a tough race.

(Everyone is outside of Slush City as the Avenger Penguins and Stink Brothers get on their bikes to prepare for the race)

Marlon: I hope we have enough gas for us to race against these freaks.
Rocky: It's all in full gas.
Bluey: Full gas! Full gas!
Marlon: "Full gas" is my favorite catchphrase. At least, it's still a line, not a noun.
Rocky: We been driving all along since the last minute.
Barracuda Stink: Alright boys. You know what to do. We'll prepare our engines and we're off to racing.
Cecil Stink: Racing into the streets.
Poodle Stink: Those flightless birds won't win another year for this year of bike racing.
Barracuda Stink: Buckle up. The race's gonna start in a second.
Marlon: Hurry boys. We have to sit on the bikes before the race starts with a gun shot.
Barracuda Stink: Steady on the wheels.
Marlon: Yo guys, we're gonna start the race right now!
Bella: We got a race to catch up.
Rocky: Get ready bikers. Time is ticking on the clock.
Marlon: Tell us to ready, set, go.
Barracuda Stink: No need to tell. Let's go!
Marlon: Race ya to the finish.
Cecil Stink: Bike up, boys! *race with the stinks*
Rocky: They're ahead of us.
Marlon: Go now! Don't make us wait like we're waiting on the bus to come. Just ride!
Rocky: Here we go, rock and roll! *race with the penguins*

(The Avenger Penguins and Stink Brothers begin racing as Bella along with everyone cheer for the bikers racing all over Big City)

Marlon: Ha ha ha! We bike up boys.
Barracuda Stink: You're not going to win another race to reach your milestone, dummy.
Marlon: Don't make me call your boss on you.
Barracuda Stink: We don't have a boss. I am the boss!
Marlon: Ouch. It can't be you.
Barracuda Stink: Tough luck, sucker! *drive fast by leaving smoke on Marlon*
Marlon: *cough* Smoke! I hate smoke! I'm going to get you for this, stinky! *drive fast*
Barracuda Stink: Cut it out!
Cecil Stink: This is our race now!

(While the Avenger Penguins and Stink Brothers are racing, in the Doom building, Caractacus P. Doom and Harry Slime are in the lab, using a computer to spy on the penguins via a camera)

Caractacus: *laugh* I got a new plan to get rid of those penguins.
Harry: Drop the nails on the road where their tires slump into the mud.
Caractacus: Good idea. Oh, how about we suck them away and never return to their home.
Harry: That would be sweet. Eee, goo, ga ga!
Caractacus: I may suck them up somewhere like the Void, a place full of nothing. Or else, the deadly Gates of Hell.
Harry: Hell's Penguins! Why can't we suck them somewhere to the end of the world or something?
Caractacus: *locate other worlds on his computer* There gotta be something to take the birds away. *locate another dimension on Earth* Ooh, is that Earth?
Harry: We're in Earth, but in another dimension.
Caractacus: That's it. Leave them away. This is the dimension no one in Big City care about. The big laser is going to zap them over to the other world and that's where we get to celebrate our victory. *laugh*
Harry: Let's super duper do it!
Caractacus: Alright! Press the button of doom where I like to see those penguins warp away! *press the button with the laser charge to point at the penguins racing*

(Back in the streets of Big City, Marlon, Rocky and Bluey are still racing with the Stink brothers while pushing each bikes out of the way while reaching to the finish line)

Marlon: Stop it! No cuts!
Cecil Stink: Get outta the way. I'm in first place.
Marlon: No you're not! *hit Cecil Stink's brother*
Cecil Stink: I bet you didn't listen to what I said, coward.
Barracuda Stink: Defense! Defense!
Rocky: *zoom his bike* Wee! I'm burning like a daredevil!
Poodle Stink: The finish line is right here you guys! We're so close on winning and we're gonna tune up the engine to speed up.
Bluey: Rup Rup Dee!
Marlon: First place baby!
Barracuda Stink: Not a chance!

(The laser point out the penguins as the Stink brothers shock themselves along with all the people rooting for their team as they saw the laser zapping at the penguins)

Marlon: *electrocuted* What, is, that?!
Barracuda Stink: What the what?
Bella: What is that light thing doing here?
TV Joe: Breaking news! It has zapped the penguins to stop them for running.
Poodle Stink: Get outta the way. We won this fight. *he and his brothers race over to the finish line* Piece of cake! *see everyone else looking awkward* What?
Rocky: *electrocuted* I can't feel my feathers.
Bluey: *scream and warp out of the world with everyone else*
Bella: *shocked with everyone else* Marlon! Rocky! Bluey!
Cecil Stink: They did disappear. Did they?
TV Joe: They're gone! Oh my, what a shame.
Bella: Where did they go? How did that beam of light suck them out of the world?
Barracuda Stink: It's probably a misunderstanding. Maybe their invention started to go out of control and suck them back into their house.
Bella: No. The penguins are missing and we know the situation going on with all of our lives.
Barracuda Stink: No one cares. We won by a landslide. We truly owe it for our record. *laugh and get slapped by Bella*
Cecil Stink: Ouch!
Poodle Stink: The pain must have hurt on you.
Barracuda Stink: I won. Did I?

(Back in the Doom building, Caractacus P. Doom and Harry Slime celebrate the disappearance of the Avenger Penguins as they blow out party horns at each other)

Caractacus: Yes! YEEEESSSSS!!! I finally suck them away! BIG TIME!
Harry: We don't have to deal with anymore of the penguins' problems anymore from this point from now on.
Caractacus: I got rid of them at last after all these decades of losing and losing since the 90s. I think I finally got myself a new jump-start since 1993.
Harry: Let's get loud Mr. Doom! *act like honking a horn* Doom! Doom!
Caractacus: No more penguins mean, no more flightless birds problems in the city. We got a new world to discover and where they are trying to hide. *study the world where the penguins got sucked on* There. A new world for a living. I like it.

(Back in the other world, the Biker Mice are still riding their bikes all over Chicago, then riding on the bridges by heading over to New York City)

Throttle: New York City, baby!
Modo: The City of Lights.
Vinnie: Almost everyone sleep around that time and wake up when the Sun is down where they can hang out at the city all night long.
Throttle: Then how do they eat breakfast and dinner at the same time?
Modo: Nah. Eating too much is not good for our diets. And suddenly, a stomach ache would try to kill your belly and make you poop in the bathroom.
Vinnie: Ah stop it Modo! You're bringing out toilet jokes!
Modo: How am I making toilet jokes? It's an expression and fact!
Throttle: Acting doesn't have to be that way. In other words, staying off our diet is probably the biggest offender we could ever done than getting stuck on a elevator.

(A portal open up and drop the Avenger Penguins into the Biker Mice's world, crashing in the streets of New York)

Throttle: Flightless birds crashing behind the road!
Modo: Stop the bikes! *he and the gang stop their bikes as the penguins crash on the road with their own bikes* Flightless birds. They can't fly like ducks.
Marlon: Ouch. My head. *clean eyes and look at New York City* Oh gosh. What happen to Big City?
Vinnie: Wise guys.
Rocky: I don't know. It's like we crashed in the middle of nowhere.
Marlon: Nowhere? Is this where we ended up and lose to those stupid Stink brothers? We could have won by using enough zoom gas to win a golden trophy!
Rocky: We only had one job and the shortcuts are the key to winning and no, cheating doesn't count.
Bluey: *gasp as he saw the biker mice* People! People!
Marlon: What Bluey? You know me and Rocky are having a serious conversation right now and- *gasp by the look of the biker mice* What in the world are those rodents?
Rocky: Are they humans mixed with the rats from the sewers?
Throttle: Yo, take it easy. We're the Biker Mice From Mars.
Marlon: Biker Mice From Mars? Never heard of those guys before. We're the Avenger Penguins from Big City.
Modo: Cool name. You know, we came out of Mars from a undergoing attack of aliens and invaders from all over the galaxy. We ended up on Earth to hide from invaders trying to locate us and attack us in order to gain our strength and power.
Vinnie: Where are you guys heading? Washington, D.C.?
Marlon: We're lost. We crashed into your world for nothing. We were having a street bike race with the Stink brothers, bumping and pushing over and over like bumper cars and poof! That's where we ended up.
Rocky: I bet that nasty Caractacus P. Doom is responsible for this madness for bringing us over. When we get home, we're gonna kick his butt for making us lose the race to those stinkers!
Vinnie: Whoa, easy there fella. You're not the only one with an arch-nemesis. We have a arch-nemesis like Lawrence Lactavius Limburger who try to destroy us and mine our world with dirt, rock, snow, metal and oil, which he plans to send back to his own dying planet.
Modo: Then we got the Catatonians who seek to claim the Regenerator. During the wars on Mars, they were revealed to be rivals of the Plutarkians.
Marlon: That's a big long story there. We bike to win prizes.
Throttle: And we play motorsports for a living.
Marlon: Oh Bella. What are we gonna do about her? We're stuck in one strange world full of anthropomorphic animals.
Modo: This is world is full of humans and us alike. You got friends, we got friends. We'll show you the whole time when we get back.
Marlon: *he and the gang fix their bikes* Oh yeah. I bet they're like the fiercest guys that race over the border walls.
Throttle: We better get back. You guys can stay in our place if you want to.
Marlon: That's fine by us. We're not racing to win, are we?
Throttle: Nope. Let's get on the free ride to our home.
Marlon: Bikes up! *he and the gang ride their bikes in the road*

(Meanwhile at the Limburger Tower, Lawrence Lactavius Limburger, Dr. Benjamin Boris Zachary Karbunkle, Greasepit and Fred the Mutant are at Karbunkle's laboratory as they use the computer to locate a vast of planets in the Solar System)

Lawrence: So many planets in the Solar System to conquer. I'm going to be the most powerful alien in all of the galaxy, right you guys?
Karbunkle: There's a whole lot of worlds to explore. When our next attack on the Biker Mice comes, we'll make a hand for.
Greasepit: I'll crush them up with my own bare hands and throw them into the can.
Fred: I like your solid of enthusiasm there, Lord Limburger.
Lawrence: Thank you Fred. If it weren't for those Biker Mice. They be crushing my suit and blowing up my tower like all the time!
Karbunkle: Turn your tower into a castle. That's more like it.
Lawrence: Nah. I like my tower perfect as a mansion. I just want to focus on defeating those rats under my sight and use their bikes as weapon to rule all of Chicago and the world.
Fred: You are expecting world domination, are you?
Lawrence: Yes. That's what I planned.
Karbunkle: *locate Caractacus and Harry Slime in the other world* Uh, Lawrence. We are approaching visitors from other world.
Lawrence: Oh come on. Don't tell me we're facing visitors from another world. If they're not at the front door, then they must be approaching and trying to spy on my schemes of acts.

(At the same time, Caractacus and Harry Slime prepare the portal to open up a portal to the Biker Mice's world as a entrance to Limburger Tower)

Caractacus: They are talking about us. We must prepare the portal to another dimension!
Harry: I'm hearing positive feedback!
Caractacus: *hit Harry* They're saying that we're spies you bum!
Harry: Uh oh. I smell a stranger alert.
Caractacus: I don't know what's with these guys. I think i'm going to tell them a favor of a new alliance.

(The portal open up at Limburger Tower as Caractacus and Harry Slime enter the place via a portal to greet Lawrence's gang)

Lawrence: What the bank?
Caractacus: Hello everybody. I am Caractacus P. Doom. Allow me to introduce to my henchmen, Harry Slime!
Harry: Whoa, you look like me.
Fred: So does me! *imitate Harry* I'm the servant of the Doom place!
Harry: You are me! *laugh with Fred*
Karbunkle: Funny people eh. What brings you here.
Caractacus: I have to warn you guys about your precious world. My arch-nemesis, the penguins are hiding in your world and we must stop the crisis that is making the world go flightless!
Lawrence: Listen champ. We are trying to investigate with our own enemies there, the Biker Mice.
Caractacus: Biker Mice? Rodents! I hate those rats! They come out and play whenever they feel like and scare a lot of people more than little cockroaches.
Harry: Why don't we team up to stop our enemies?
Fred: Yeah. The more triple we make, the multiple we get to team up.
Greasepit: You know, Lawrence doesn't hire strangers like you guys and you came to the wrong place. Beat it!
Lawrence: Let them join our side, Greasepit.
Greasepit: But Limburger, they could secretly be teaming up with the Biker Mice or working with some sort of alien cat.
Caractacus: Thank you for joining my alliance. Now we got a plan to get rid of the penguins and rats.
Lawrence: *glare* Mice's.
Caractacus: Whatever you call the rodents. The rats are teaming up with the penguins and we have a chance on stopping them. How about bringing a group of powerful fighters to get rid of the bikers. How about that?
Lawrence: We must be making the right call. Where can I find the one and most fiercest fighters in the galaxy?
Karbunkle: *locate the Catatonians' location* There. The homeworld of the Catatonians.
Harry: It says, they have been responsible for starting wars in Mars and other worlds in the universe. We'll hire these guys up.
Lawrence: The perfect planning make us want to bring these guys over to take over the Earth! We're calling them right now and work together to stop our enemies.
Caractacus: Uh, sir? We have to go to their place and work with them. Remember that.
Lawrence: I know. Call me Lawrence Lactavius Limburger, okay?
Caractacus: Okay.
Lawrence: Alright my friends. Let's show what we got and what we're made for!

(In the Catatonian Army's lair, Hannibal T. Hairball, Cataclysm, Dr. Phineas P. Catorkian and Catalina Catacall are seen working in the lair while preparing weapons for their next attack on Mars and locating the Biker Mice's location on Earth)

Hannibal: And so, the location of the Biker Mice has always been on our map for years. This is going to be the best war of our lives by ending Mars and destroying all mice's for good.
Cataclysm: I'll smash these mice's like mouse traps!
Phineas: Once they snooze, they lose.
Catalina: Oh, the honor. You think these Biker Mice can stand a chance against our own army?
Hannibal: Oh, sweetie. I'll rip them apart and destroy their kind and everything they love.
Phineas: Burn the cheese. They'll be eating nothing but old bread.
Hannibal: I'll be waiting for the day i'll come out of break and take over the worlds.

(A portal open up as Lawrence and Caractacus' group much as the Catatonian Army go face to face with the supervillains in much of their shock)

Hannibal: Intruders! There are intruders in my place!
Lawrence: Hold on there, my lord. We can talk.
Phineas: *punch and kick Lawrence* What are you doing here?
Lawrence: What kind of cat are you?!
Caractacus: That's not very nice. Look like i'm going to have to beat one of your enemies up. *try to punch Catalina*
Catalina: *kick Caractacus: Don't touch me!
Caractacus: What is wrong with you?! We were suppose to make a contract!
Catalina: Screw your contract. You're all getting executed.
Fred: Executed?!
Harry: No! Execution. The horror!
Hannibal: You must be the enemy of the Biker Mice, eh? We have heard a lot about you. Any last words?
Lawrence: We know the Biker Mice's location!
Everyone: *shocked*
Caractacus: That is a distraction you want to make?
Hannibal: I faced the Biker Mice a while ago. We have been defeated once and now, we're taking it back.
Harry: We'll kill and destroy with power and *hit fist* impact!
Catalina: I don't trust these guys, but maybe they can use a little help to defeat the Biker Mice.
Caractacus: They want our help now, huh?!
Hannibal: We have a deal to make. Where do you think the Biker Mice is hiding?
Phineas: Didn't they move back to Mars few years ago?
Fred: I know the answer. They're on Earth!
Lawrence: I should have answer that you doofus!
Hannibal: Earth. Yeah. Planet Earth it is with a trillion population of creatures. Get my ships ready. We're about to invade the Planet Earth!
Cataclysm: Yes Boss! We're going to invade the Earth!
Lawrence: The time has finally come. We are going to invade Earth at last and burn it to the ground.
Caractacus: And then we will go to our world and destroy Big City and everything the universe has build from the gods. We'll make our own universe with our images on it.
Hannibal: Sound like a good team up with a good show.
Lawrence: Yeah. That's more like it. Ha ha ha.
Hannibal: A war is coming. It's only the beginning. The end of the world is near. *evil laugh*

(Back on Earth, the penguins and mice's are riding their bikes all over Chicago on the run to search for the Biker Mice's place)

Marlon: You said, you're originally from Mars, right?
Throttle: Yes. We moved back to Mars right after we defeat one of our enemies. We ended up visiting here at some point to fight off against crime.
Modo: There's always bad on the run. Bad news travel fast.
Rocky: Well that's a bummer. Nothing that we can fix, but our car.
Marlon: Rocky, we don't even drive a car.
Bluey: Uh oh.
Rocky: Let alone have a driver license to ride on those things.
Vinnie: We got people in our place for training. Yet, we are getting prepared for the next war on Mars.
Marlon: There's another war on Mars. But we weren't there for you guys. We were too busy off, trying to chase off rivals from all over the cities.
Rocky: I even won a root beer from a winning wheel. I keep it as a collection of my bottles and sadly, all of them broke during the big bad hurricane of 2008.
Marlon: Rocky! I got no time to hear one of your embarrassing moments!
Rocky: Ouch. It's not the right time to talk about memories.
Throttle: Ho ho ho. We have arrived on our destination.
Marlon: The sweet place of a garage. It look like our apartment back in our world.
Throttle: She's here, waiting for us. And we're home.

(The biker mice and penguins head over to the garage zone underground as they catch up with people like Charley, Carbine, Stoker and Rimfire in the training room)

Throttle: Hello everybody, we're back from our free ride.
Marlon: Wow. New people to meet.
Carbine: Who are you calling new people when you're actually new?
Marlon: We're out of our world and here to team up with your mice friends.
Rimfire: *cross arms* I take that as a compliment. The new guys got a lot to learn from the rookie levels.
Charley: Look who's here.
Throttle: Charley! *hug Charley*
Charley: My Throttle. Thank goodness you came back.
Throttle: Went on many joyrides and catch up with some penguin bikers from another world.
Marlon: It's gotta be us.
Rocky: Yeah. We're straight outta Big City.
Bluey: Bup bup bup.
Carbine: What do you birds want?
Marlon: Oh, nothing. No fish, no gain, no pain, and no snacks. We're just here to help.
Stoker: You said you were out of your own world.
Rimfire: What is the meaning of this Throttle? Are we really going to keep these guys or are we going to take them back to their own homeworld like Mercury.
Throttle: They're on our side. In the meantime, we're gonna train to fight against those Catatonians from destroying our world.
Modo: At first when we defeat the Catatonians, we build a new Regenerator and returned home. Unfortunly, they returned for revenge and now they want to take it all back for our actions.
Vinnie: We can beat these guys out and save the worlds.
Marlon: We can always do it as a team. Teamwork is the key word to solve our answers.
Charley: You said you guys were going to do some sort of training.
Throttle: Oh yes we will. We are getting prepared to do some training.
Marlon: Before the fight, we'll learn a few basic steps.
Throttle: Ah ah ah, we're gonna do all the training types in one day.
Marlon: In one day? Well that's easy and piecy to us.
Rocky: Once we get trained up, we'll be good to fight the bad trying to take down all the good in the real world.
Carbine: It's gonna get serious. Are you ready to fight?
Marlon: Fight for what? Throttle, I thought they were our partners.
Throttle: I got partners and they would love to put up a good show for all of you.
Bluey: Ta da da daaaa!
Charley: Now we're talking.
Rocky: Yeah. How about a freestyle one. Huh? How about that? *do a head stand and a circle stand*
Marlon: I got my eye on you, girl.
Carbine: You know when they're watching. *throw a stick at Marlon*
Marlon: *break a stick* Whoa. Tough move.
Modo: Battle time!
Everyone: *train together in battle*
Marlon: *fight Throttle* I thought we're training, not fighting.
Throttle: This is part of the training. *knock out Marlon*
Marlon: Ouch! Watch it bud.
Rocky: *hit and punch Modo*
Modo: *hold Rocky's hand* You ain't going to tear me a new tail. *hit Rocky*
Rocky: Oof! My feathers.
Bluey: *slap Vinnie* Ta ta ta.
Vinnie: *slap Bluey* What are you even saying?
Carbine: *punch and kick Charley* Let's go girl.
Charley: *jump and kick Carbine* Nice try Carbine. It won't get any better than this.
Carbine: Wait 'til you get a new motorcycle. *throw a gadget bomb at Charley*
Charley: *kick the gadget bomb and throw it against the window* Ha. You missed it.
Carbine: I have done more harm thank you think.
Charley: Keep it up for the big boys.
Carbine: I'm ain't playing your game.
Marlon: *hold on the lamps in the ceiling and knock out Throttle* Whoa! You got hit.
Throttle: You got me this time, penguin.
Marlon: I can barely go for a 3.1.
Throttle: How well you are and how trained you are prepared for the fight.
Marlon: Leave it to me. I'm breaking in the charts.
Bluey: *look in the window to see missiles blasting outside* Uh oh.

(The group is blasted by the missiles as the Catatonians' teaming up with Lawrence and Caractacus' group arrive with their doomships to invade the Earth as the humans begin running out of the cities from the lasers being blasted by the doomships to shoot each of the buildings. Marlon and Throttle's group are aware of the arrival of the Catatonians with Lawrence and Caractacus' group.)

Marlon: They're here.
Throttle: What's blasting in the sky? The aliens?
Rocky: No! Marlon said, the super villains are here with their big group!
Modo: It's time. I knew the Catatonians would come back for a invasion.
Vinie: We Martian Mice must stop the Catatonians from destroying Earth.
Carbine: If they're going to go after our planet, then they're invading the Earth.
Marlon: Well what are you waiting for? Let's go take down the big bads right away.
Charley: *look at a big missile targeting at the window* Guys, look out.
Marlon: Hold the horses! *he and the gang are blasted by a big missile as a big doomship beam the villains in the destroyed garage to confront their enemies*
Throttle: *cough and clean out the smoke* What the devil is this?
Caractacus: Hello my friends. I didn't expect to see you all in one place.
Marlon: Caractacus P. Doom!
Lawrence: Ho ho ho! Surprise Martian Mice. Do you all miss me?
Throttle: Lawrence, Catatonians. I knew you're behind this invasion.
Lawrence: *evil laugh* I am always back for more revenge. You know. You can't beat my whole army of supervillains.
Vinnie: How many people you have in your party?
Hannibal: How much I miss you all. I bet the time isn't trying to tick you off on your schedule. *laugh*
Catalina: Who's playing with the big boys and girls now?
Charley: You guys should be responsible for the mess you made and you're all sorry for everything you're causing in our society.
Hannibal: Society need a new lesson. How about we start a war!
Caractacus: I commend a battle from the heroes!
Harry Slime: Let's play them a little game!
Fred: Battle round!
Throttle: Alright people. You know what you learned in training today. Now it is time for the real battle to come!
Marlon: Brawl out! *he and his friends clash with Lawrence and Caractacus' group with the Catatonians*

(News channels are reporting on the war on Earth with most of the Catatonians' doomships shooting against the buildings during the invasion)

News Reporter: Breaking news live! A suspect of cat-like aliens are invading the Earth. Have you ever seen a race of aliens invading a planet like never seen before? *see a building get blown up* No! Not our beloved tower! The invasion must be stopped!

(Meanwhile, Ronaldo Rump is on his platform, meeting up with his fans in his rally while the invasion going on)

Ronaldo: Good morning America and Chicago! We will soon be expanding the wall in the border line. That's how I love my wall to be nice and neat and also, we will now like to present for all of you guys, *hold a can of beans* Boya Beans! *lasers are being shot everywhere as his supporters are running from the invasion* No! Don't leave me my fans! I don't know what's going on outside. *dodge the lasers* Ah! I'm too handsome to die!

(Marlon and Throttle's gang are still fighting against the Catatonians with Lawrence and Caractacus' group as Marlon punch and kick Caractacus as Throttle knock out both Harry Slime and Fred with Rocky beating up Greasepit, Bluey slapping on Hannibal and the rest knocking out each of their Catatonians' henchmen in support for battle)

Marlon: *slide and knock out Caractacus* Gotcha!
Caractacus: You'll never defeat me you rats.
Modo: RAT?! I'll get you for this. *use a blaster to shoot at Caractacus*
Caractacus: Knock it out!
Hannibal: *punch and kick Charley* Ha!
Throttle: Charley!
Charley: Don't worry Throttle. I'm fine.
Hannibal: So so so. It is easy to get rid of your human girlfriend?
Throttle: Leave her alone! *shoot Hannibal*
Hannibal: Barnacles son of a wheat!
Cataclysm: Cataclysm! *smash the ground*
Carbine: *punch and kick Cataclysm*
Cataclysm: Ah! She got me!
Carbine: Not a chance. *knock out Cataclysm*
Catalina: Hello baby cakes. Let's dance like a belly dancer.
Carbine: You know, i'm not ready to dance. *fight Catalina*
Catalina: *shapeshift to Carbine* Surprise! It's me!
Carbine: You're me! Coward!
Catalina: Who's the real one now? *push Carbine*
Carbine: *beat up Catalian*
Stoker: *shoot bullets at Karbunkle* You're not going to shoot at us today!
Karbunkle: *evil laugh* You'll never be smarter as a mad scientist! *shoot Stoker*
Throttle: Stoker!
Vinnie: Not again.
Stoker: *try to get up* That stupid gun shot won't get away!
Rocky: It's just a shot like a dart.
Stoker: I'm fine. Continue fighting while I recover.
Modo: You can't go.
Vinnie: Don't leave.
Caractacus: *smash Stoker* Ha ha ha! You can't mess with the big monster now.
Rimfire: You monster. That's our friend! What kind of idiot you are?!
Caractacus: I'm never too happy to became with.
Rocky: Liar! *smash Caractacus* That's our partner right there!
Harry Slime: Oi! We gotta get outta here.
Fred: Right along.
Rimfire: *shoot Harry and Fred with his gun* The dummies don't stand a chance. *blow the smoke out of his gun*
Marlon: *fight Hannibal*
Hannibal: Get off me you penguin! *kick Marlon*
Marlon: Gah.
Bluey: *scream and slam Hannibal*
Hannibal: Stupid penguin with the helmet! You can't see! Ha ha ha!
Rocky: *slam Hannibal* Back off my man!
Bluey: *thumbs up*
Greasepit: *knock out Throttle*
Throttle: Ooh.
Modo: If you knock out my friend, you're toast. *fight Greasepit*
Greasepit: Bad boy go to heck! *punch Modo*
Modo: Gah. *kick and punch Greasepit*
Greasepit: My face! My face! *get kicked by Modo*
Modo: Oh yeah. Tough shot.
Karbunkle: *hold his blaster gun and shoot everywhere* You'll never defeat me with my special blaster gun. *evil laugh*
Carbine: Say cheese. *use a flashlight on Karbunkle*
Karbunkle: *close eyes* My eyes! It's too bright*
Charley: Ha! *karate chop on Karbunkle's blaster gun*
Karbunkle: Look what you done to my blaster gun? *get knocked by Vinnie*
Vinnie: And now, you're defeated.
Phineas: *shoot poison bombs everywhere all over the place* Eat up the poison bombs! Get your poison bombs here!
Rocky: *hold the poison bomb and throw it at Phineas*
Phineas: *get blasted by the poison bomb* Toxic waste!
Catalina: *fight Charley* Are you done yet?
Charley: You leave my friends behind. *knock out Catalina*
Catalina: *shapeshift to a human* Hello, lady. *get knocked by Charley and shapeshift back to her normal form*
Charley: Impostor.
Cataclysm: *twist head back and forth* You're dead meat.
Rocky: Let's see who's made of fur.
Cataclysm: *scream and run at Rocky*
Rocky: *block Cataclysm* I got you now!
Hannibal: Bring in the doomship! *call on the doomship as the doomship show up*
Marlon: You're bringing a big looking doomship in the garage?!
Hannibal: I'm going to kill all of you and end your suffering to the fire in the flames.
Marlon: Oh boy. Here we go again with all of this malarkey.
Hannibal: This is how we are going to win.
Lawrence: Their fates will be right where they would die in the hands of us.
Caractacus: We got a chance to win now.
Stoker: *get up* You won't get rid of my family. We are family.
Throttle: Stoker, you're still up.
Stoker: Glad I could be recovered.
Lawrence: Target and aim at the heroes. Standing together where they should be. People, you have sealed your fate.
Throttle: Never a chance. *slap Lawrence*
Lawrence: *take off his human mask and growls*
Throttle: Oh lord. Here come the fish head monster.
Marlon: That's a monster?!
Rocky: I thought he is a human.
Cataclysm: Are you looking at me or are you staring at the reveal? *get knocked by Rocky*
Rocky: You snooze.
Hannibal: Shoot them all! *his doomship shoot at the remaining of the garbage*
Marlon: Look out below!
Throttle: *throw a bike and zap it with the laser pointing at the Limburger Tower, breaking it down*
Lawrence: My tower! What have you done with my tower?! It's destroyed for the hundred time! Oh, how much I hate you all and how much you're going to pay with all this mess funding from the government.
Rocky: *smash Lawrence* You're dead meat now.
Caractacus: You're a mutual. *get knocked by Rocky*
Rocky: The dummy don't play games with us. *taint at Caractacus*
Hannibal: *evil laugh* We will be back. I will train harder to start a new war in the universe. So long, rodents. The sooner or later, we'll come back with a new weapon and you will be sorry.
Throttle: We'll get you next time, Hannibal.
Lawrence: We must, run away! *he and his group run off*
Caractacus: I'm not even not messing with you yet. *get punched by Throttle*
Throttle: That does it for the big boss.

(The doomship beam the Catatonians, Caractacus and Harry Slime into the doomship as the doomships leave the planet as the invasion of Earth come to an end)

Marlon: Those Catatonians took Caractacus and Harry Slime with them. Now what?
Throttle: We may have defeated them, but it may not be the last of them.
Rocky: Alright, we did it!
Modo: I'll say. Great team you guys.
Vinnie: You mean, good game?
Modo: Ha. It's just both.
Carbine: You guys know how to act and fight off a enemy.
Charley: Thank god we finally got rid of the supervillains, but they somehow escaped.
Stoker: We have yet to return to our home planet some day. But we will keep protecting Earth at all costs from powerful threats.
Charley: Well said.
Marlon: Your world is saved now. Cheers anyone?
Rimfire: We did the best we could to protect the planet at one.
Rocky: After all this hard madness, we really need to return to our world. But we don't have a portal warping device.
Throttle: Well, we can rebuild the garage together and build you guys a portal for you all to warp home.
Marlon: We made a promise.
Throttle: A deal is a new effort to make.
Rocky: Well that sound promising.
Carbine: It's great seeing you guys for the first time, but we gotta clean up the mess and rebuild what we have started.
Throttle: Let's get to some clean up.
Modo: With some fixing to do!
Vinnie: Right on.

(The news channels are reporting live on the aftermath of the invasion of Earth when the doomships left the planet earlier with construction workers fixing the damaged caused by the Catatonians in the invasion)

News Reporter: Breaking news. It seem that a short invasion of those alien cats have finally left the planet! Thank god that the aliens are no more trying to invade out home. What could possibly go wrong?
Ronaldo: I'm going to need a new rally for next week elections.

(Moments later, the mice, the penguins and Charley rebuild the garbage as well a new portal machine for the penguins to return home)

Throttle: All done.
Marlon: Wow. This new portal machine look amazing.
Rocky: We now have a chance to go back home and finish the race.
Marlon: No Rocky. The race was finish when we got warped out of our world. The Stink brothers had won this time by cheating.
Rocky: Aw. This stinks.
Charley: There's always a second chance to succeed in new challenges. You won't be doing the same things as always.
Stoker: You can count on all of us.
Carbine: Wish the best of luck on protecting your world.
Marlon: We'll be ready to do the best by protecting our world and all of Big City.
Bluey: Ta da!
Rimfire: You guys are fierce.
Vinnie: Hope you guys win against the Stink brothers back in your world.
Marlon: We can do our best on beating those Stink brothers up.
Rocky: We can still keep trying to win a race, now that we beat the bad guys, we can continue racing forever and ever.
Marlon: Like drinking lots of milkshakes.
Throttle: *turn on the portal* Nice. The portal works perfectly. I'm going to miss you guys.
Marlon: Don't worry. We'll come back.
Rocky: But we don't have a portal system back in our world.
Throttle: We'll call you any time when we have the chance of going into your dimension.
Carbine: Stay out of trouble.
Stoker: Win the best races in the city.
Rimfire: You always hit up bottom.
Charley: Who want a group hug?
Everyone: *group hug together*
Vinnie: We're like a big family of people.
Marlon: You rock, you rock.
Carbine: Don't crash your bikes.
Marlon: We won't.
Rocky: *move up the bikes* These bikes are tight and ready to drive*
Bluey: *get on the bike with his penguins* Ta da!
Marlon: We're on a roll today.
Rocky: Get ready.
Marlon: We're going back home. So long people.
Throttle: Goodbye.
Charley: Sweet dreams.
Carbine: I want to see you stay out of trouble.
Stoker: Let them have it. Also, they'll survive on this one.
Modo: Have fun.
Vinnie: Good luck.
Marlon: Bike up! *he and his penguins ride their bikes into the portal*
Stoker: They finally made it back.
Rimfire: Good show.

(The penguins return to their world on Big City as their friends are shocked by the return of the penguins)

Bella: They're back! They're finally back!
Blue Badly Drawn Brother: At last, the penguins are back.
Brown Badly Drawn Brother: Home sweet home.
TV Joe: Welcome home.
Billy: Wow, it's like I haven't seen you guys forever.
Poodle Stink: What? You guys are back, no way!
Marlon: You guys would be amazed if you went to the other world. There were mice.
Barracuda Stink: Mice?
Cecil Stink: Rodents! I hate rodents.
Marlon: I know you don't have to be a prick about those rodents, stink brother.
Doc: Lab mice are good helpers in laboratories.
Irv: Well done you three.
Bella: You guys deserve a free milkshake all week long!
Marlon: All week! I would love to drink all the milkshakes at Slush City.
Rocky: Add the cherry on top.
Bluey: Toothpaste!
Marlon: We don't eat toothpaste Bluey. We brush our teeth with toothpaste.
Bluey: Oh. Gummy bears?
Marlon: That's more of a option.
Bella: You guys are my kind of heroes in Big City.
Marlon: That Caractacus P. Doom and his sidekick Harry Slime ain't going to break our bikes down. Let's celebrate at Slush City.
Rocky: Yeah. With some grilled chicken.
Irv: I always wanted a new chicken wing.
TV Joe: And that's today for a reunion with the penguins. Coming up next. A celebration at Slush City!

(At the Catatonians' doomship, the Catatonians are back in their hub after their defeat on Earth as they brought in Caractacus P. Doom and Harry Slime on their side)

Hannibal: Those mice and penguins. I'll get them when I set up a trap for them.
Caractacus: There is no use on stopping them. It sucks.
Harry Slime: We're so lazy enough to get on our knees and go with the program.
Hannibal: What did you just say?!
Harry Slime: Uh, we lead the way and go to the jump program.
Hannibal: I'm taking you back where you came from.
Harry Slime: No. Anything bu Earth, it'll be way worse!
Hannibal: Catalina, take them away!
Catalina: *open a portal to the Doom building* They'll live in their Doom building as long they don't act like babies. *kick Caractacus and Harry Slime into the portal*
Phineas: That does it.
Cataclysm: These guys are MEAN!
Hannibal: Let them handle their way. We got a business to mind.
Catalina: We got things to do by setting up a new army.

(Caractacus and Harry Slime are thrown back into their world as they crash into the Doom building after being kicked out by the Catatonians)

Caractacus: Ouch. Blasted it again.
Harry Slime: You are really on a bum, Mr. Doom.
Caractacus: I hate those penguins, and mice's!
Harry Slime: A severe blow for us.

(On Mars, Spitfire is seen in the rock training grounds, punching some punching bags out of some Catatonians as she received a voice call from Stoker, her father)

Stoker: *voice* Spitfire. Hi, it's me, Stoker. We just saved the Earth again by the help of our new friends. When are you going to come over to Earth for a visit?
Spitfire: You know when my time will come when I had the chance to go visit by Earth to see you all.
Stoker: *voice* I'll be waiting. See you soon.
Spitfire: I'll be waiting to meet these guys again in Chicago.

(Far away in the ruins of Mars, Harley look down on the cliff to watch over the planet and look up in space with the planet of Earth)

Harley: The Catatonians may not be defunct soon. But I will be returning for revenge to face off some rivals and take back what's mine. I'm going to show off what these Biker Mice got in their strengths. *jump off the cliff*

(Harley land on the ground and run through the ruins for her training as the shooting stars are seen shooting in space with the comets)

THE END

Trivia[]

The crossover title is a pun of Biker Mice From Mars, in which the show crossover with Avenger Penguins in this short.