Fan Fiction
Advertisement

Caesar Shelou was killed in a battle with Good Vader. His soul went straight down to Hades. There, Lucifer said his most famous line "Welcome, Caesar Shelou. I've been expecting you! Here's your shovel. Start digging!" Caesar Shelou replied "Up your butt, red boy!" Lucifer said "Really? I guess I'm going to have to teach you a lesson!" Lucifer took out his trident-shaped pitchfork and zapped Caesar Shelou in the butt with blue Force lightning. Caesar Shelou said "Aaaargh! Make it stop! Make it stop! All right! All right! I'll work!" Lucifer said "Work well and you will be treated decent. Work badly and you will know the different degrees of pain!" Caesar Shelou got his shovel and started digging.

Advertisement