Captain America and Red Hulk Drink Some Ocean Spray is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. The short is about Captain America and Red Hulk fighting while offering some Ocean Spray cranberry juice. It was released on February 15, 2025.
Characters[]
- Captain America/Sam Wilson
- President Thaddeus Ross/Red Hulk
Transcript[]
(At East Potomac Park, Captain America and Red Hulk face off in wake of the White House being destroyed with some cars and tanks destroyed with some cut down trees)
- Captain America: You want me? Come and get me!
- Red Hulk: *roar* Grr.
- Captain America: *throw his shield at Red Hulk* Ha!
- Red Hulk: *hold the shield and slam it down* Grr.
- Captain America: *fly and push Red Hulk* Grr.
- Red Hulk: *smash some rocks and throw them at Captain America* Grr.
- Captain America: *dodge the rocks and hold a shield* Take this! *throw a shield at Red Hulk*
- Red Hulk: *get hit by the shield and scream* Graaa!
- Captain America: You ain't falling for it. *jump by the cars and beat up Red Hulk as he shoot some missiles out of his wings at Red Hulk*
- Red Hulk: *roar* Ohhhh!
- Captain America: *fly around and shoot at Red Hulk* Eat them!
- Red Hulk: *take a piece off a missile and drop it while it bomb on him while roaring* Grr.
- Captain America: *punch Red Hulk and land* I don't wanna fight you anymore.
- Red Hulk: *growls* Grr.
- Captain America: You're not going on my left.
- Red Hulk: *grunt and run toward Captain America*
- Captain America: Don't make me drop my wing on you! *he and Red Hulk about to fight until they see a white flash of light on their way* Huh?
- Red Hulk: *confused* Grr?
- Captain America: *see a Ocean Spray cranberry bottle* Ocean Spray?
- Red Hulk: Cran-berry?
- Captain America: *hold a Ocean Spray cranberry bottle* The gods have spoken.
- Red Hulk: Hmm!
- Captain America: How about we test out the drink and see if it good?
- Red Hulk: *agree* Hmm.
(Captain America and Red Hulk share a moment together by drinking some Ocean Spray cranberry juice together at the bench and spend some time together)
- Captain America: Ah. This is so tasty. I love it.
- Red Hulk: Red as in Hulk.
- Captain America: You wonder why this cranberry juice has your color.
- Red Hulk: Like water beat fire to snow beat water.
- Captain America: No. Like fire beat ice and water beat fire.
- Red Hulk: Hulka Hulka Smash! *smash a Ocean Spray cranberry bottle*
- Captain America: You don't have to smash the bottle like a Hulk.
- Red Hulk: I am Red Hulk.
- Captain America: You are always something. I can tell.
- Red Hulk: Burning like fire.
- Captain America: Drinking cranberry is like an ocean spray down to the sea.
- Red Hulk: Feeling like fire to spreading thunder like Thor.
- Captain America: It's a brave new world out there. The world is always watching us and all the world countries fighting for Adamantium.
- Red Hulk: No theft or threat is after the metal.
- Captain America: Great. Let's go back saving the world and regrouping the Avengers. *fly*
- Red Hulk: *run and roar* Grr!
THE END
Trivia[]
- The short was released in wake of the Ocean Spray collaboration used to promote Captain America: Brave New World.
- When Captain America and Red Hulk are fighting at East Potomac Park is the same location used in Captain America: Brave New World.