Uh, can I help you?" "I think-a maybe you can. I am the Count Roderick von Zipper. Formerly, Count Velcro! Where are the trumpets? We were promised trumpets to announce the Count's arrival. Beat me until you are happy. He's happy. And I'm not feeling to bad myself." "Uh, you're not on the list." "What? Once again." "Fine! We will go! You will explain to your superiors why were not able to attend your little luau! But we are leaving in a huff!" "No, no! Go right in! In fact, would the Count like to hit me?" "The Count hit you? The arrogance of some people. I shall hit you on his behalf. [Hits Tim, knocking him to the ground]" "Thank you, your grace!