Crash and Friends React to Crash Team Rumble McDonald's Toys is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It is about Crash Bandicoot and his friends reacting to the Happy Meal toys of Crash Team Rumble from a McDonald's collaboration. It was released on December 11, 2023.
Characters[]
- Crash Bandicoot
- Coco Bandicoot
- Dr. Neo Cortex
- Dingodile
- Tawna Bandicoot
- Female N. Tropy
- N. Brio
- Catbat
- Aku Aku
- Uka Uka
- Spyro the Dragon
- Sparx the Dragonfly
- N. Tropy
Transcript[]
(One day in the Wumpa Islands at the bandicoots' house, Crash and his friends with enemies included are eating some wumpa fruits together while chilling)
- Crash: Ah. *eat a wumpa fruit*
- Coco: These wumpa fruits taste so good as the good old days.
- Tawna: Taste like love in a triangle.
- Cortex: The perfect fruit we needed than pears.
- N. Brio: Isn't it taste like a pear too?
- Dingodile: It does! Mangoes too!
- Female N. Tropy: You guys are spicy for everything.
- Catbat: Just like eating a burger. *eat a hamburger*
- Aku Aku: *show up* It is I, Aku Aku!
- Crash: Ooh?
- Coco: What do you want Aku Aku?
- Aku Aku: Breaking news, we are having a McDonald's collaboration after two decades!
- Everyone: Whoa!
- Cortex: No way. It is finally time to get a new Happy Meal toy?
- Uka Uka: *show up* Our new game Crash Team Rumble is having a McDonald's collaboration! Also come with Happy Meal toys!
- Coco: No way!
- Aku Aku: Well, uh.... we were expecting some cool action figures. But instead, we got games and cards.
- Everyone: *upset* Aw!
- Dingodile: Come on! I was getting ready to get my own action figure. This is a waste of time, lads!
- N. Brio: We waited two decades for this?!
- Catbat: Meh. Who play training cards anyways?
- Crash: Huh?
- Coco: Don't get confused everyone. I know you all waited to see the toys and cards count as toys, right?
- Cortex: Yes! But our expectations went down to low and still skeptical as always.
- Uka Uka: Here you all go! *reveal the toys to everyone*
- Crash: *see some cards of himself* Ooh.
- Coco: *see the training cards of herself* Nice. A training card game? Count me in.
- Tawna: *see a cardboard set* Oh ho ho. Who would wanna stack with cardboard all together?
- Cortex: *see memory cards games* Memory cards? Not bad.
- Dingodile: *hold some pillows* Heh heh heh. They got pillows. And it has my face on it!
- Female N. Tropy: *hold a card of herself and her male counterpart* What the? Since when N. Tropy was in the game?
- N. Tropy: *show up and take his card* I'll take it from here. I hope I get to be in the game soon.
- Female N. Tropy: But N. Tropy, you're not in the game.
- N. Tropy: I will be in the game when I have the chance. I would like to thank McDonald's for making a card out of me despite not being in the game yet.
- N. Brio: What is with all the same artworks from It's About Time?
- Catbat: *see some Spyro collectables* Ooh, a Spyro collectable. Shiny.
- Spyro: *show up with Sparx* Whoa! I never knew the day they made cards out of us.
- Sparx: Wee!
- Crash: Whoa!
- Coco: Spyro? What are you doing here? I didn't see your collectable in one of the toys.
- Spyro: I knew McDonald's would sneaked in me when I got the chance of appearing in the game in the All Fired Up season.
- Sparx: Woo hoo!
- Cortex: I knew you were going to be in it.
- Spyro: That's me alright.
- Crash: Woo hoo!
- Aku Aku: Glad everyone is spending some time together to play with their toys and communicate.
- Uka Uka: That's what I love about socializing.
- Sparx: Woo hoo hoo.
- Spyro: Thank McDonald's for all the cool toys. I knew I got to share a pillow with Dingodile.
- Dingodile: We're on the back. *laugh* Heh heh heh.
- Coco: One of us got memory card boxes to play some memory cards.
- Crash: He he!
- Female N. Tropy: It'll be worth a game in our book.
- N. Tropy: Time to play with the memory cards.
- Aku Aku: Happy playing everyone.
- Uka Uka: Game on!
- Crash: Ah ha! *wink eye*
THE END
THE CRASH TEAM RUMBLE MCDONALD'S COLLABORATION
DON'T FORGET TO GET YOUR HAPPY MEAL
Trivia[]
- The short was made in wake of the Crash Team Rumble McDonald's collaboration in December 2023.
- Spyro and Sparx from the Spyro the Dragon franchise make an appearance due to the fact that Spyro appeared in one of the toys for the Crash Team Rumble McDonald's collaboration.