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Crash and Spyro: On the Run! is a crossover short written by MarioFan65. It is a crossover with Crash Bandicoot and Spyro the Dragon. It was released on June 10th, 2021.

Characters

  • Crash Bandicoot
  • Spyro/Dark Spyro
  • Aku Aku
  • Sparx the Dragonfly
  • Coco Bandicoot
  • Crunch Bandicoot
  • Tawna Bandicoot
  • Dr. Neo Cortex
  • Ripto
  • Gnasty Gnorc
  • Dark Spyro
  • Red
  • N. Tropy
  • Female N. Tropy
  • Koala Kong
  • N. Gin
  • Alternative Tawna (mentioned)

Transcript

(As the dark winds merge, at the rust lands, a red fallen elder dragon watch over the sky as his own gnorc resistance is seen working, preparing the weapons and training for a future war)

  • Red: Ah, what a nice day to destroy. Dark winds fall and poor little grass burning into the rise of the dark gems. If only the dark gems were brought back and can drain power of the Dragon Realms. *see a portal open up on the ground* What the? I knew Spyro would be ready to come back and challenge me. *see Female N. Tropy pop out of the portal* Are you kidding me? A time goddess coming out from another dimension? I smell danger in here. *fly over to Female N. Tropy*
  • Female N. Tropy: *get up* Stupid bandicoots. Where were i? *Red stop by her*
  • Red: Stop right there stranger! Where are you going?!
  • Female N. Tropy: Don't hurt me! I can explain.
  • Red: Explain for what? You see here, I am burdened with glorious purpose. This isn't a place for time gods and eternals like you. So get out of my resistance or i'm exiling you to the Shadow Realm.
  • Female N. Tropy: You must be a dragon. I am Dr. Nefarious Tropy.
  • Red: I am Red and- Wait a minute, are you related to that french fry scientist who worked with the orange dinosaur during a Grand Prix race?
  • Female N. Tropy: My male counterpart was working with them. I want you to come with me and recruit the other N. Tropy from a vast of universes.
  • Red: A vast of universes you say? The multiverse out there is full of dangers. Other sacred timelines can mess things a little more abundant. The omniverse is much worse out there. Wars, clashes, brawls, melees and other crusades can destroy everything in one place of a single bit of a atom. Are you sure you want to go find your little male counterpart.
  • Female N. Tropy: Yes. But we have to make it quick.
  • Red: Sure. Hold on tight and off we go to another dimension. *hold Female N. Tropy and hold his staff to warp to another dimension*

(In a futuristic city of 3084, Red and Female N. Tropy arrives from warping as they see flying cars and buses go by)

  • Red: Here we are. Is this the place you're looking for?
  • Female N. Tropy: He gotta be in here somewhere.
  • Red: Where in the world is the other guy? All i see is flying cars, flying buses and motherships parking to recruit the soldiers.
  • Female N. Tropy: He's right there, fighting against those so-called space rangers. Isn't it easy to spot him real quick?
  • Red: I didn't know he look almost like a twin brother to you. We'll go check on him to see how he's doing.

(N. Tropy is seen fighting against a bunch of space rangers in the floating road as N. Tropy use his fork to slash the space rangers and blast lightning at all of them, gaining his victory on beating them in battle)

  • N. Tropy: That should do the every last trick of them. *see Female N. Tropy and Red landing on the spot where he is* Now what? More puny fighters?
  • Red: Hello there. You must be. Dr. Nefarious Tropy.
  • N. Tropy: Who are you? Did i know you from somewhere?
  • Female N. Tropy: N. Tropy, it's me. We're still friends from work.
  • Red: He's a friend from work?
  • Female N. Tropy: You know. We travel through universes and timelines, just to take over and kill off the opponents for fun.
  • N. Tropy: Are we trying to ramble up to pick on Cortex's head or blow up the Bandicoot's lab?
  • Female N. Tropy: We're trying to defeat the Bandicoots. It's not like a bunch of Noids trying to throw pizza boxes at everyone faces.
  • Red: I'd say, you show me where the bandicoots location is and we'll stop them right away.
  • Female N. Tropy: I can show you where the bandicoots are, but we gotta stop by my lab to take a look at all the worlds we can warp to.
  • N. Tropy: Me and my female counterpart always invade the worlds for fun for our free time. You should join along too and rule the multiverse with us.
  • Red: I would love to, but i got a gnorc resistance to train and feed. I'll help you by your side for minor parts and future galantic battles.
  • N. Tropy: Deal.
  • Red: Or no deal.
  • Female N. Tropy: Let's go. We'll track down the bandicoots at my lab.

(Red and the N. Tropies arrive at the secret lab as a bunch of video footages are shown on the computer lab as the villains walk in to the computer)

  • Red: We're here. But there is a mystery behind the computer.
  • Female N. Tropy: This is my lab, what do you expect?
  • Red: Nothing. Just nothing.
  • N. Tropy: We got work to do, puny dragon.
  • Red: I'm not that puny than a notorious sheep.
  • N. Tropy: *use the computer to list a bunch of worlds* There's a whole lot of universes around here. 1893, 1364, 1111, 8734, 9000.
  • Female N. Tropy: We are not time-travelling all over the timeline. We have a serious job to do and that's for the bandicoots' suicide mission.
  • Red: And now for the mystery question, how did you fall into my territory?
  • Female N. Tropy: Long story there lord dragon. I have been fighting against Crash and Coco all over the Wumpa Islands when i invaded their world from time to time. I have been defeated and pushed back all the way to the end of the universe. *see videos of her fighting Crash and Coco and getting banished to the Dragon Realms via a portal*
  • Red: So you came to my world. What do you see in my world?
  • Female N. Tropy: It's all ogres.
  • Red: They're not ogres. They're gnorcs, you know, like the creature orc. These gnorcs were transformed from gems. You know where the gems came from? Dragons.
  • N. Tropy: Oh, how much i hate dragons when one of them bash me up in 1117 during a war in Camelot.
  • Red: I hate to be my own species, but there are far worse dragons like the evil ones, cursed, pursued and tortured with dark magic. I wonder what the dragons always do on their daily basic schedule of work. *show footage of dragons working in all five Dragon Realms, the Dragon Village and the Dragon Kingdom* They all get the fun in harmony, except for me! *destroy a vase*
  • N. Tropy: What are you?
  • Red: I am a traitor. We're going to capture one of the dragons to take over the Wumpa Islands, are you with me?
  • N. Tropy: Yes.
  • Female N. Tropy: Pardon us.
  • Red: Good. Before we can do that, i'm going to invite a old friend of mine who helped me place the Dark Gems on the grounds during my return and revenge on the Dragon Realms.
  • N, Tropy: Eh, who you asking?

(At Gnorc Gnexus, Gnasty Gnorc is seen training the gnorcs at the battlegrounds as the gnorcs use their clubs and hammers to slam each other in battle as Gnasty Gnorc jump and defeat all of them on court)

  • Gnasty Gnorc: *roar* Once again, i won this battleground! Come on! What are you waiting for? You want to go poop and try to your mommy? Too bad! Your daddy is here to savior you all!

(Red and the N. Tropies arrive from a portal to confront Gnasty Gnorc at Gnorc Gnexus)

  • Gnasty Gnorc: Oh come on. I just started this battle a half-hour ago.
  • Red: Gnasty Gnorc. It been a long time since our last meet-up.
  • Gnasty Gnorc: What do you want? You got two new recruits on your side.
  • Female N. Tropy: You must be Gnasty Gnorc.
  • Gnasty Gnorc: How do you know my name, time lady?
  • N. Tropy: We all heard about you. I remember you, i saw you fighting against Velo's team in the war.
  • Gnasty Gnorc: I feel embarrassed of my past-self. I look guilty of my own kind.
  • Red: Gnasty Gnorc, i need your help.
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Help for what?
  • Red: You know the easy answer and it's your favorite one. To defeat Spyro.
  • Gnasty Gnorc: What? Yeah! I'm here to defeat Spyro again!
  • N. Tropy: When did the last time you defeated this little purple dragon?
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Uh, i don't know. When the last time i remember defeating Spyro in battle? The hideout in the Dragon Village?
  • Red: You lost that battle. Your henchman just inform me at Lost Cities before his execution.
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Darn! I was so close on beating him with my lightning powers.
  • Red: We're going to defeat Spyro after all. How about creating a dark clone out of him?
  • Gnasty Gnorc: That's what we're doing.
  • N. Tropy: Where will we find that Spyro dragon?
  • Red: Real easy. He's at home right now.
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Ah. Now it's a perfect time to defeat him.
  • Female N. Tropy: Let's go teach this dragon a little lesson.

(At the Dragon Realms, dragons are flying to their homes, kids kicking a soccer ball to the net, few kids chasing sheep and Spyro and Sparx flying through stone pillars)

  • Spyro: Ha ha ha! All fired up!
  • Sparx: Good to be born to be wild.
  • Spyro: Great day!
  • Sparx: It's good to be a dragonfly.

(The Council of Elders with Nestor watch the Dragon Realms on the Dragon Dojo to see the peace and harmony in their homeland)

  • Tomas: It's a great day for all dragons in the Dragon Realms.
  • Magnus: Beautiful skies, singing forests, and wazoos!
  • Astor: I don't think we have a forest that sings.
  • Titan: That's in the Forgotten Realms silly.
  • Cho Lei: You guys are amazing.
  • Ragnar: All of us in harmony and we protect the worlds aside darkness.
  • Nestor: Our dragons are working hard like real men. I'm trying to help out like a guardian.
  • Ajax: Hello Nestor. All the magic orbs are now charged and ready to be used by the students.
  • Nestor: Perfect. I hope the teenagers can use some of the light magic as well.
  • Cyrus: The adults can use the staffs now to boost and charge up their powers.
  • Nestor: Nice. Make sure they don't waste any juice on the magic orbs like they did with the electricity last week on a Friday when they're out of school for the weekend. Oh, i almost forget. They're out for the summer.
  • Cyrus: We'll take care and be in charge of every student on the block.
  • Ajax: Defense for nothing.
  • Ragnar: No late fees ahead.

(As Spyro walk into Stone Hill to hang out, Flame and Ember show up to see Spyro)

  • Flame: Hey there Spyro. Where you heading?
  • Spyro: Oh, i must be trying to get a drink of water from the fountain.
  • Ember: You're getting a drink of water from the fountain. Really?
  • Spyro: I'm a little bit thirsty. I'm like a thirsty dragon in the block.
  • Ember: You're a dragon and we're suppose to breathe fire, right?
  • Spyro: Yes. The great sea dragon always does that.
  • Ember: You think the great sea dragon can breathe fire if she can breathe water? Think again!
  • Spyro: Come on Ember. You're just playing silly with me. How about a big looking god dragon can breathe all the elements in one?
  • Ember: That would be so virtue.
  • Flame: I'm bloated.

(A portal open up as Red, Gnasty Gnorc and the N. Tropies show up at Stone Hill to confront Spyro and his friends)

  • Spyro: Red? Gnasty Gnorc? N. Tropy? And a sister? What are you guys doing in Stone Hill?
  • Red: Hello Spyro. We meet again.
  • Gnasty Gnorc: I found you!
  • Flame: Yikes! It's the nasty gnorc!
  • Ember: Go away.
  • Gnasty Gnorc: What did you just call me?
  • N. Tropy: You must be a friend of Crash Bandicoot.
  • Spyro: Yes i am. What are you doing in the Dragon Realms?
  • Female N. Tropy: We are here to defeat you.
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Let's go dragon! We'll have a rematch here.
  • Spyro: I'm not in the middle of a fight. You four are trying to stalk on me for my gems.
  • Red: You're playing a little goofy on us, purple dragon. You twats will be outnumbered for the rest of your days.
  • Gnasty Gnorc: *hold his club* Stand still Spyro for the picture.
  • Spyro: What picture? Why won't you take it to the Riptocs? It will last longer as expired milk.
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Give me your light to me! *charge lightning on Spyro*
  • Spyro: *his powers are devoured* No! *grunt* Ugh....help me!
  • Flame: Spyro!
  • Ember: Not my baby.
  • Sparx: That was rude of you, Gnasty!
  • Red: Yes! Bring his power to us!
  • Gnasty Gnorc: You or the time gods?
  • N. Tropy: Ha. Just make a clone like what Cortex did with Fake Crash.
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Up and steady. And here goes a twin! *use Spyro's power to create Dark Spyro*
  • Spyro: *crash on the rock as he open his eyes to see Dark Spyro floating* What the?
  • Dark Spyro: Lights Out! *shoot fireballs all over the Dragon Realms*

(The Dragon Realms went under attack by a bunch of fireball attacks as the dragons evacuate from the fireball attacks from Dark Spyro)

  • Tomas: What is going on in here?
  • Nestor: Tomas, Stone Hill is in danger by a dark black dragon!
  • Ragnar: What the? Is that Spyro?
  • Tomas: No. He can't be dark in that way. I've never seen him changed his color like that with the power of dark magic.
  • Red: Go Dark Spyro! Fight him!
  • Spyro: Sparx, stay here. Flame and Ember, run to safety!
  • Flame: See you at lunch time.
  • Ember: I'm going to protect myself from the dark blasts.
  • Dark Spyro: See how much more awesome the evil side is? You get to do cool stuff, like this! *shoot plasma at Spyro*
  • Spyro: Whoa! *dodge and fight Dark Spyro*
  • Dark Spyro: *claw Spyro and kick him as Spyro punch him back* Ouch!
  • Spyro: Don't forget your fire breath hit! *fire breath at Dark Spyro*
  • Dark Spyro: Stop hitting me.
  • Spyro: You hit me first!
  • Dark Spyro: Regret the darkness in me! *horn dive Spyro to the ground*
  • Spyro: Ah...gosh.
  • Dark Spyro: *evil laugh* You can't beat me.
  • Spyro: You evil clone. I'll get you for this!
  • Dark Spyro: This place is so boring. Like who run this hill. The farmers?
  • N. Tropy: Hey, we can use the weapon to take over the Wumpa Islands.
  • Female N. Tropy: Jackpot! Let's go invade the Wumpa Islands with Dark Spyro.
  • Red: You made a idea sucessful than what i planned all along! *open a portal to the Wumpa Islands*
  • Sparx: No! That's Crash's world!
  • Spyro: You can't bring a clone out of me to the other world. That's going to blame on me!
  • Dark Spyro: Too bad. Now i'll go kill off the wumpas in the island! *fly to the portal to the Wumpa Islands*
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Follow Dark Spyro!
  • Red: Enter to the next world, as you may! *his group jump into the portal to the Wumpa Islands*
  • Spyro: I can't let them get away with this!
  • Sparx: We'll warn Crash and Coco about your evil clone's arrival.
  • Moneybags: *arrive in a hurry* Spyro! Sparx! Spyro! Oh goodness, it's you! I was so worry that the Dark Realms is under attack by a evil dragon. Was that a bad twin of you?
  • Spyro: Gnasty Gnorc just made a dark clone out of me and it's ugly!
  • Moneybags: Ouch. Would you like a fee of 200 gems to overcome your fears and end all the madness caused by your evil counterpart?
  • Spyro: What? No! I got a job to do at the other world! *he and Sparx warp to the Wumpa Islands via a portal*
  • Moneybags: Wait! What about your gems! Oh lord, they never listen to what they expect on getting.

(At the Wumpa Islands, Crash, Coco, Crunch and Tawna are seen playing soccer ball by using a wumpa fruit to kick as Aku Aku act as a coach to the teams)

  • Aku Aku: Alright! Crash is going for another kick as Crunch block the way like a knight.
  • Crunch: Over here boy. Come on!
  • Crash: Yee-haw! *kick the wumpa fruit*
  • Coco: I got your back Crash! *kick the wumpa fruit*
  • Tawna: Not so fast! *kick the wumpa fruit*
  • Aku Aku: Ooh. Tawna just kick with a speed hit.
  • Crash: *run after the wumpa fruit* Grrrrr...
  • Aku Aku: But that doesn't stop Crash from hitting the ball.
  • Crash: *kick the wumpa fruit to the net*
  • Aku Aku: Goal! Crash made a goal! Crash and Coco won once again with a new high score! You guys are going to be great for the World Cup someday, if the Wumpa League allow that option to play wumpa soccer!
  • Coco: We won!
  • Crash: Yahoo! *hit five Coco*
  • Crunch: Aw man. I can't believe we lost. We always lost sport games like this.
  • Tawna: That's my boyfriend.
  • Crunch: Damn Tawna. He's crazy.
  • Crash: He he.
  • Coco: That's how great my brother is.
  • Aku Aku: Great game you guys. You all kicked hard like champions.
  • Coco: We should have been standing in the hall of fame by now.
  • Crunch: The speed is just the limit and it's on the charts!
  • Tawna: We should have play hockey inside at Polar Pass.
  • Coco: How can you play hockey when we're on the grass?
  • Crash: *itch head for confusion*
  • Tawna: It doesn't matter where you play at. You can play it anywhere and not just the lava grounds or the ice grounds.
  • Coco: Tawna, i think you're right about that. It's like when you play soft ball in the sand at the beach.
  • Crunch: Or ride on warthogs to bowl on hedgehogs, but the spines will hurt as much as porcupines.

(A portal open up as Dark Spyro came from the portal to confront the bandicoots)

  • Crash: Uh?
  • Coco: Spyro?
  • Crunch: He look so different.
  • Tawna: Who is this dragon? We don't know this stranger.
  • Dark Spyro: Hello Crash.
  • Aku Aku: How do you know his name. Spyro? Can you hear me? You must be out of control.
  • Dark Spyro: Outta the way. This island is no longer your home.
  • Coco: What? You must be playing a trick on us.
  • Aku Aku: This is not the Spyro we used to know.
  • Dark Spyro: *prepare his fire attack* Let me show you my ultimate power.
  • Aku Aku: STAND BACK! *his group dodge Dark Spyro's dark fire blast in the trees*
  • Dark Spyro: You can't run or hide. Stay here where i can burn you to dust! *shoot fire everywhere*
  • Crunch: Not the trees!
  • Tawna: He's burning the whole jungle apart from our home.

(Red's group show up to catch up with Dark Spyro attacking the Wumpa Islands)

  • Crash: Whoa!
  • Coco: Holy iceberg.
  • Crunch: N. Tropy? Who's the other lady as well?
  • Tawna: That can't be the twin sister of N. Tropy.
  • Female N. Tropy: *shocked by seeing Tawna, getting a flashback of the Tawna she faced in the Tawnaverse* No. What is she doing here?
  • N. Tropy: What does she look like to you?
  • Female N. Tropy: She remind me of that other Tawna i faced in her universe and killed her friends in battle. I saw her suffer and cry like a baby.
  • Aku Aku: Red and Gnasty Gnorc, you controlled Spyro, didn't you?
  • Red: Of course not. We made a clone out of him.
  • Dark Spyro: That's right. I'm in the castle!
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Dark Spyro is born! Crash Bandicoot, you're next to get a dark counterpart!
  • Crash: No! *jump and hit Gnasty Gnorc*
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Gah! Son of a fruit!
  • Red: Drat! You have one job! Dark Spyro, kill him off!
  • Dark Spyro: Aye aye Red. All burned up! *fire blast on Crash*
  • Crash: Whoa!

(Spyro and Sparx show up out of their world and hit Dark Spyro with Sparx and Aku Aku saving Crash on the blast as Spyro confront Dark Spyro face to face)

  • Red: Spyro?!
  • Spyro: I'm back in the game!
  • Coco: The real Spyro is here!
  • Tawna: That's our dragon we're talking about.
  • Crunch: Hell yeah! That's crackin' lackin' to you!
  • Dark Spyro: You're still here? You should have been dead by now!
  • Spyro: You're going to be erased from existence. We need to go. This isn't the right place to fight.
  • Dark Spyro: The right place to fight? Well too bad, you're not going home without a fight! *fire blast to destroy the portal*
  • Sparx: The portal!
  • Spyro: No! I'm stuck!
  • Red: Yes!
  • Gnasty Gnorc: What the?
  • N. Tropy: Oh boy.
  • Female N. Tropy: At least, we can warp out anytime we wish.
  • Coco: The portal to Spyro's homeworld is destroyed. How will Spyro get out of our world to go back to his?
  • Spyro: My god. I'm stuck in one place with several bad guys to face. How did i get stuck into this mess?
  • Dark Spyro: You're going to have to go over with it, punk.
  • Spyro: Don't you dare call me that!
  • Red: I suggest, we should start taking over the Wumpa Islands and claim it as our territory site. Once we take over the Wumpa Islands, we will build a cannon and burn down the Dragon Realms for good.
  • Coco: No! You can't do that! That's our friend's homeworld!
  • Red: Ha ha ha. How pathetic you are.
  • Spyro: I will have my chance on killing you! *try to shoot on Dark Spyro*
  • Dark Spyro: *dodge the hit* Too bad. Now, this is the part where i take over! *fly everywhere to take over the Wumpa Islands*
  • Sparx: What is he doing?

(Big winds started to rise as the towers started building itself with crystals popping up with tribesman, Papu Papu, chickens and Jungle Spirits running from the crystals popping up as a castle is build for Dark Spyro and his friends himself)

  • Dark Spyro: *evil laugh* Welcome to the new Wumpa Islands! This is going to be a great ride. We finally build a fortress for all of us!
  • Crash: Whoa!
  • Spyro: *despairing* Oh, no!
  • Red: Is it isn't our fortress, then it is our fortress. Report to the top!
  • Gnasty Gnorc: This dimension is now ours. Gnorc on the run!
  • N. Tropy: No one messes with time.
  • Female N. Tropy: No mongrels will cross our line to reach to the top.
  • Dark Spyro: Here we go...to the end! *he and his reach fly over to the fortress*
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Wait up! Ugh, i'll make a run for. *run to the fortress*
  • Spyro: Get back here you monsters! *stop running* Gosh, i was so close on beating him. Even the portal broke down.
  • Coco: Don't worry Spyro. We'll find a way to fix the portal together.
  • Spyro: I can't leave your world without those creeps using your island as a weapon to destroy the multiverse.
  • Crunch: Well, we need to get our island back together to the way it once was!
  • Sparx: You can't live in fear for the rest of your life. What if someone didn't have the orbs and crystals on time? What would happen to your planet? Boom! It will blow up and turn into atoms.
  • Tawna: Do you have any friends to come over and fight against your evil clone?
  • Spyro: No. It's just us. My friends are busy doing some other things and chores to do. We're the five of us together and we need to stop Red, N. Tropy and the others from taking over the island.
  • Aku Aku: Don't forget us. We're seven.
  • Sparx: I doubt we could face a bigger threat worse than Cortex.
  • Spyro: No need to worry about that Cortex guy right now. The only focus is on the fortress.
  • Coco: On this day, it'll be the battle of the dragons.
  • Crash: Ya ha!
  • Crunch: We're going to send your enemies back to your world and take down the N. Tropies for good!
  • Spyro: I'm going to kill Dark Spyro, you guys to face the others yourself.
  • Sparx: What if there's a Dark Sparx on the team?
  • Spyro: Ah, we don't wanna talk about it.
  • Sparx: Okay. Let's go kick some gnorc butt!
  • Coco: And some time god and dragon butt!
  • Aku Aku: Here we go!

(At Cortex's Castle, Cortex, Uka Uka and N. Brio watch Crash and Spyro's team heading to the fortress on the computer as Cortex come up with a plan)

  • Cortex: Well, well. You think those heroes can stand a chance against our controlled island? Not a chance!
  • N. Brio: B-B-But Cortex? They're after the crystals.
  • Cortex: They're so big. It's like i've seen a dozen of them before at the Dragon Mines. I won't let those heroes get away with this!
  • Uka Uka: You need to hire one of your henchmen to take them down!
  • Nina: Yeah Uncle. It's your day to shine.
  • Cortex: Let me see what is on the tower? *check on the computer to see Dark Spyro's team standing on top of the fortress* Holy French Fries. There is a evil Spyro on the loose.
  • N. Brio: Whoa. What is N. Tropy and his sister doing with the ugly gnorc and red dragon's team?
  • Cortex: That must be N. Tropy's female counterpart from a alternative timeline. Also, i didn't know Gnasty Gnorc and the fallen dragon Red was there. They even got Dark Spyro on the lead.
  • Uka Uka: Would you like to bring some of your henchmen to volunteer with them to fight back Crash and Spyro's group?
  • Cortex: Oh yes. I would love to bring my henchmen to work along to fight against the heroes. N. Gin and Koala Kong, come here! I got a promotion for you!
  • N. Gin: *show up with his battle buster armor* Aye aye Doctor!
  • Koala Kong: *show up* The secret is in the diet.
  • Cortex: There have been a investigation around the Wumpa Islands. The bandicoots are at it again, teaming up with a purple dragon going after the bad guys. I want you two to go out there and stop the heroes from preventing on saving the world.
  • N. Gin: We will boss.
  • Koala Kong: We won't let you down, front and center.
  • Cortex: But wait! If you fail this mission, something happen with happen to the two of you! So go!
  • N. Gin: Heading out to the jungle.
  • Koala Kong: Let's go! *smash the wall and jump off the castle with N. Gin*
  • Uka Uka: Now these two henchmen are going after the bandicoots, what will you do next?
  • Cortex: I will give a call on Ripto. Maybe he can assist on the quest on stopping the bandicoots and dragon.

(At Chateau Ripto, Ripto, Crush and Gulp are seen threating three sheeps on the wall)

  • Ripto: Over here sheep. Who's scare of the big dinosaur now?
  • Sheeps: *scared*
  • Crush: Let's smash them up to pieces.
  • Gulp: I must be hungry for lamb! *run as he bump into the wall with the sheeps running off* Ow, my head.
  • Ripto: Oh great Gulp. Now look what you done? You made the sheep run away.
  • Gulp: I'm too weak.
  • Ripto: You're such a brainless freak. Why did you let them get away?
  • Gulp: I don't know. I tried.
  • Ripto: Gulp, you only had one job, to eat them all!
  • Cortex: *a portal open up as he show up to Ripto's place* Hello there Ripto.
  • Ripto: Dr. Neo Cortex. So you're planning another threat on stopping both Crash and Spyro.
  • Cortex: Yes. I send in N. Gin and Koala Kong to teach them a little lesson. The bandicoots and dragon won't be able to find their wish on time.
  • Ripto: I wanna see them suffer.
  • Cortex: Yes. Come with me to my lab so we can watch the heroes losing.
  • Ripto: I'm on my way. Come on boys, we got a show to catch on!

(Ripto, Crush and Gulp arrive at Cortex's Castle to watch Crash and Spyro's gang heading to Dark Spyro's fortress at the Wumpa Islands on the compueter screen)

  • Ripto: Ooh, who build a big looking fortress in the middle of the island?
  • Cortex: That would be a dark counterpart for Spyro.
  • Ripto: Spyro has a dark clone? But what about one for Crash?
  • Cortex: Crash doesn't even have one. He already have a fake one which act like the dark clone of it.
  • Ripto: Drat. Anyways, we'll watch the show.
  • Cortex: Can't wait to see them suffer with blood and pain to their chests.

(Back at the Wumpa Islands, Crash and Spyro's group arrives to Dark Spyro's fortress at the gate)

  • Spyro: There it is. The gate to the fortress.
  • Coco: But we need a key to get in.
  • Crash: *scratch head*
  • Crunch: There gotta be another way around the fortress.
  • Sparx: *look at the top of the fortress to see the villains watching them down below* I see Red and the others in charge of the fortress.
  • Dark Spyro: *look down below at the heroes* They're here.
  • N. Tropy: We cannot let them pass through.
  • Red: Whatever you do, destroy them all. Don't let them get into the fortress.
  • Dark Spyro: We have yet to take over the Wumpa Islands as our new home. It's showtime! *fly faster down to the heroes*
  • Gnasty Gnorc: That does it for the ugly creatures.
  • Dark Spyro: *land on the ground to confront Crash and Spyro's group* Who goes there!
  • Coco: *furious* Dark Spyro!
  • Dark Spyro: It is i, your worst nightmare. You won't be able to claim your reign back to the way it was. This island now belong to us.
  • Aku Aku: This is not your island. This is the bandicoots' island and everyone else, but your team.
  • Dark Spyro: Red and Gnasty Gnorc has been putting up a big secret island on the island to destroy many worlds as we can. That goes to places like the Hazardous Wastes, Avalar, Salty Wharf, the Skylands, Tranquility Falls and much more including the other Dragon Realms from a alternative dimension.
  • Spyro: We don't need any Dragon Realms for you to take over. The only fear to take you down is you!
  • Coco: We can stand here and talk 'til the cows turn blue. But let's fight instead!
  • Crunch: I'll kick your butt.
  • Tawna: Your wings will be cut short.
  • Dark Spyro: I see what you mean. In the meantime, it's battle time!
  • Crash: *growls*
  • Spyro: Battle of the Dragons, let's go! *fight Dark Spyro*
  • Dark Spyro: *bump Spyro many times and kick him*
  • Spyro: Fire blast! *fire blast at Dark Spyro*
  • Dark Spyro: Ugh, it hurts.
  • Red: Finish him Dark Spyro! Knock him out with your horns!
  • Dark Spyro: I got my horns ready to rumble.
  • Spyro: *fly over to break the gate* Go go go! Do the very best on reaching to the top while i go fight my dark clone.
  • Coco: We'll do the best.

(As Crash's gang reach to the fortress with Spyro fighting Dark Spyro, Koala Kong and N. Gin made it to follow the bandicoots in the fortress)

  • Koala Kong: The little babies won't be able to find their luck on time.
  • N. Gin: They're gonna lose the game. *laugh*

(Crash, Coco, Crunch and Tawna run in the hallway as Aku Aku follow them as Ant Drones, Crabs, Mini Robots and Araknids block the way with the bandicoots spinning and kicking on them)

  • Crash: *slide on a wet floor* Yahoo!
  • Coco: No Ant Drone, Crab, Mini Robot or Araknid will block our way on stopping the enemies.
  • Pink Elephant: *block the stairs* Whoa! Hold it! *dance* Who wanna dance with me to groove in?!
  • Crash: Uh oh.
  • Crunch: There goes a pink elephant.
  • Pink Elephant: *dance as walls of short blocks try to block the bandicoots*
  • Crash: *jump with his team and dash through short blocks* Wee!
  • Pink Elephant: It's ain't over yet without a disco hit.
  • Crash: *throw a nitro bomb at Pink Elephant*
  • Pink Elephant: *crash on the wall* Whoa!
  • Crash: Ha ha!
  • Aku Aku: Reach to the stairs.

(As the bandicoots reach up the stairs, Spyro and Dark Spyro continue to fight as they shoot lighting and fireballs all over the clouds)

  • Spyro: I gotta get my head in the game.
  • Dark Spyro: I gotta toss my burnt cookies! *hit Spyro*
  • Spyro: Ouch! Stop "dragon" your hands to the head.
  • Dark Spyro: Let's see what you can do with your nose. *flame at Spyro*
  • Spyro: Ugh. *spin and swirl to hit Dark Spyro*
  • Dark Spyro: Gosh darn it. Son of a egg!

(The bandicoots made it to the top to confront Red's team)

  • Red: Ha! You made it without knowing that we're here.
  • Coco: The gate's broken, so we can find you all the way to the top.
  • Gnasty Gnorc: You breads are going into the trash!
  • N. Tropy: It's how disappointing these guys are. We will previl to the midst of all of our might.
  • Female N. Tropy: You manage our affairs with such poise.
  • Tawna: I will never make alliance to you and never make affairs with your team!
  • Female N. Tropy: By the way, in my timeline, i killed your friends. Your screams were exquisite as a mongoose.
  • Tawna: WHAT?!
  • Aku Aku: That's it! It's payback time!
  • Red: Arrest them!
  • Crash: *dash and fight Gnasty Gnorc*
  • Gnasty Gnorc: *swing his club around* Come on! *crash on the brick* Stupid!
  • N. Tropy: *use his fork to fight Crunch*
  • Crunch: *punch N. Tropy and kick his fork*
  • N. Tropy: Hey! *grab his fork* Don't let my fork fly in the sky with the buzzards.
  • Crunch: Didn't your mother tell you to not play with your fork during dinner?
  • N. Tropy: My mother was a inventor and a friend of Cortex's aunt. Let's see what your buff body and do! *try to hit Crunch*
  • Crunch: *grab N. Tropy's fork* Uh uh uh. *punch N. Tropy in the sky*
  • Tawna: *punch and kick Female N. Tropy*
  • Female N. Tropy: What's the matter, hero? Couldn't solo this one?
  • Tawna: I can ride solo like a space ranger from Gasmoxia! *punch Female N. Tropy*
  • Female N. Tropy: You whore.
  • Tawna: I’m not losing my friends in this dimension. You're going to be thrown away to the end of the universe!
  • Female N. Tropy: I will not be defeated by a female bandicoot!
  • Coco: *jump and kick Red*
  • Red: Let's go. *shoot lightning at Coco*
  • Coco: *dodge the lightning attacks* Missed me.
  • Red: Son of a dark gem! *get punched by Coco* How cosy. I never seen a little bandicoot fight.
  • Coco: I am not little!
  • Red: Then fight like a dragon elder!

(Spyro and Dark Spyro are still fighting in the sky as they shoot dark beams all over the place)

  • Spyro: Ooh, now it's a party.
  • Dark Spyro: It's not a party without a killing.
  • Spyro: You can't keep your powers to yourself.
  • Dark Spyro: At least, i am not a crook.
  • Spyro: Here comes the boom! *horn dive Dark Spyro to the fortress*
  • Crash: *hear a crash* Whoa!
  • Gnasty Gnorc: I got you now, bandicoot! *hit Crash downstairs* Goal! Just like soccer.
  • Crash: *crash on the hallway where he see Spyro and Dark Spyro fighting*
  • Gnasty Gnorc: *land on the hallway* He he he, now. Prepare to make a bandicoot stew out of crystal! *see Koala Kong and N. Gin on the way*
  • Koala Kong: Halt!
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Huh?
  • Koala Kong: We would like to cook this bandicoot into a meal.
  • N. Gin: Cortex send us to help you guys fight the heroes.
  • Gnasty Gnorc: I know Cortex. Let's finish this off.
  • Spyro: No. *push Dark Spyro and fight Koala Kong*
  • Koala Kong: Get back here you mosquito!
  • Spyro: *shoot fireballs at Koala Kong*
  • Koala Kong: *smash the ground, hit the fireballs and screams*
  • Spyro: Ha! You're such a baby.
  • Crash: *get up and fight N. Gin*
  • N. Gin: Rig this machinery to the core! *control his battle armor to punch Crash*
  • Crash: *grunt and jump and step on N. Gin*
  • N. Gin: Hey.
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Stop playing with the big boys!
  • Koala Kong: *jump and try to hit Spyro*
  • Spyro: *dodge and hit Gnasty Gnorc*
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Ow! You tiny little dragon!
  • Spyro: Ha! Is that all you got?
  • Dark Spyro: *shoot at Spyro*
  • Spyro: Ow.
  • Koala Kong: Ha ha ha. Who's the baby now?

(Back at the top of the fortress, Coco try to kick Red as Crunch slam down N. Tropy on the ground)

  • N. Tropy: I never feel so humiliated.
  • Female N. Tropy: Over here rat.
  • Tawna: I'm not a rat. *push Female N. Tropy* I'm a bandicoot.
  • Red: Hurry up! We got no time to waste!
  • Aku Aku: Eyes to the hole! *laser at Female N. Tropy*
  • Female N. Tropy: *hurt* Ow!
  • Coco: Suck them back where they came from.
  • Aku Aku: Holes away! *open a portal to suck the N. Tropies out*
  • N. Tropy: *fall to the portal* Curse you bandicoots! Curse you!
  • Female N. Tropy: *fall to the portal* You'll pay for this for another timeline!
  • Coco: And now, the N. Tropies are defeated.
  • Red: No! I need to get out of there! *fly over to the hallway*
  • Crunch: Where is he going?
  • Coco: We can't let the red dragon get away.
  • Tawna: Head downstairs where we can catch up with the boys.

(Crash and Spyro are struggling on defeating Dark Spyro and the enemies in battle in the hallway of the fortress)

  • Dark Spyro: Are you going to give up the fight or what?
  • Spyro: I won't lose this match like i did to a yeti in Frozen Altars.
  • N. Gin: This must be my lucky day to win.
  • Koala Kong: You're burning out the junk in you.
  • Dark Spyro: Come on guys. What are you waiting for?
  • Gnasty Gnorc: My club has your names and will shot you to the end.
  • Crash: *bite fingers*
  • Spyro: Don't worry Crash. We'll handle these bad boys together.
  • Sparx: All in for nothing.

(Cortex and Ripto's group watch Crash and Spyro struggling to beat the villains in the fortress on the computer)

  • Cortex: Say. They won't win a match in the hallway.
  • Ripto: Just like we predicted.
  • Uka Uka: They're gonna lose as the two henchmen we sent will win.
  • Cortex: Victory is ours!
  • Ripto: Ha ha ha. They're going to be fried as chicken.
  • Crush: Maybe i don't need to use the leg as a club anymore.
  • Gulp: I'll munch them up like chicken wings.

(Crash and Spyro goes face to face against Dark Spyro's team as the bandicoots show up to save Crash and Spyro)

  • Crash: *look back at the bandicoots* Uh?
  • Coco: Don't worry Crash. We're here for you.
  • N. Gin: Oh come on. Now you brought the party in for a saving?
  • Red: *show up* Men, you know what to do.
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Time to turn into a statue.
  • Aku Aku: Finish them off!
  • Crash: *run and fight N. Gin*
  • Crunch: *fight and beat up Koala Kong*
  • Koala Kong: Get out.
  • Crunch: Not 'til you close your eyes. *punch Koala Kong's face*
  • Koala Kong: *hurt* Ow!
  • Gnasty Gnorc: *scream and slam the ground*
  • Coco: *jump and step on Gnasty Gnorc*
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Ow! You're ugly!
  • Coco: You're too slow!
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Get over here, rat!
  • Spyro: *fight Dark Spyro*
  • Dark Spyro: Feel the breeze! *flame blast on Spyro*
  • Spyro: *dodge the flame blast* Whoa! *punch Dark Spyro*
  • Tawna: *punch and kick Red*
  • Red: *hold the staff from Tawna* Let go of my staff!
  • Tawna: Game. Over. *punch Red to the gate*
  • Red: You're not so much of a challenge. How poor naive of you. You obviously don't know that I always get on my way.
  • Tawna: You don't know the way, do you. *throw a nitro bomb at Red*
  • Red: *crash out of the fortress* Darn grunt! *get up* You're stronger than I thought... I can't believe I underestimated You!
  • Tawna: Grow up. You'll never learn as your dad.
  • Crunch: Heads up! *use a nitro bazooka to shoot at Koala Kong*
  • Koala Kong: Son of a... *get hit on the wall* KONG!
  • Crash: Ooh wa! *use a nitro raygun to shoot at N. Gin*
  • N. Gin: *his battle armor crash and fall on the floor* Bang! I need VENGEANCE!!
  • Coco: Say cheese on the serum! *throw a nitro serum on Gnasty Gnorc*
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Yack! I'm sure it was a bandicoot's fault! *fall on the ground*
  • Dark Spyro: *throw Spyro on the wall* Sudden death!
  • Spyro: Reverse! *power blast on Dark Spyro to the sky*
  • Dark Spyro: I will finish this whelp off. SAY GOODBYE! *plasma blast on Spyro*
  • Spyro: Last one there is a dark clone! *fire blast on Dark Spyro*
  • Dark Spyro: Curse this fight! *burn to death*
  • Spyro: *defeat Dark Spyro from his fire blast* I was born to fly.
  • Red: My power wasn't so infinite after all. But you're all going to get sucked through the black hole! *open a black hole up*
  • Crash: Whoa!
  • Gnasty Gnorc: *hold on the ground* Help me!
  • Koala Kong: *hold on Gnasty Gnorc* The diet is going unhealthy with the power of sugary! *hold N. Gin* I got you too.
  • N. Gin: I think I wet myself.
  • Red: Prepare to be taught a lesson... or two. I'll show you my infinite power! *make the black hole grow*
  • Spyro: The black hole is getting bigger*
  • Crunch: It's going to suck us back where we came from.
  • Tawna: Do better! Or we're toast.
  • Crash: Hmm. *think and got an idea as he hold up a Inferno raygun to shoot at Gnasty Gnorc and the other bad guys*
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Aaaaahhhhh!!!!
  • Red: Move out of the way! *crash by the bad guys and fall into the black hole*
  • Sparx: Close down the black hole*
  • Aku Aku: Close sesame! *close down the black hole*
  • Coco: Alright!
  • Crash: Woo!
  • Crunch: We won baby!
  • Spyro: We finally got rid of Red and his baddies.
  • Tawna: That big gnorc is so nasty, he never took a shower on time.
  • Spyro: I really hate them. Thank god, i also finally got to kill my dark clone in the process.
  • Tawna: The dark situation is over. What will we do next?
  • Spyro: Right now, let's go build a portal back to my world.

(Back at Cortex's Castle, Cortex and Ripto's gang overreact to Red, Gnasty Gnorc and the others losing the fight with the heroes)

  • Cortex: No no no! We can't lose!
  • Ripto: We lost!
  • Uka Uka: Curses! They should have know better on stopping those freaks. *see Koala Kong and N. Gin crash on the lab through a black hole* What do you want?
  • N. Gin: Guys, i really gotta tell you this. But...
  • Koala Kong: We lost.
  • Ripto: Lost? How surprising.
  • Cortex: Koala Kong and N. Gin. You know what this means. Punishment time!
  • N. Gin: Oh balls.
  • Koala Kong: I'm dead meat.

(Red and Gnasty Gnorc crash into Gnorc Gnexus in the battleground from a black hole)

  • Red: How did i get here?
  • Gnasty Gnorc: You're in my world, silly!
  • Red: Do we have to discuss the "Spyro" problem ourselves?
  • Gnasty Gnorc: Uh...yeah. Sure.
  • Red: *get up and shoot Gnasty Gnorc* Good day sir! Have a nice day. I'm have to check back the gnorc resistance for instructions. *fly off*

(The Wumpa Islands is now back in state as the crystals and towers are destroyed in the process including the demolished of the fortress. Crash and Spyro's gang fix the portal on time as the portal open up to the Dragon Realms.)

  • Spyro: Perfect timing.
  • Coco: You are now good to go.
  • Crunch: You'll have nice and peace when you get back.
  • Spyro: It's always good to make a promise.
  • Tawna: You owe yourself a token. *throw a token at Spyro*
  • Spyro: *grab the token* Thanks Tawna. I could really use it as a souvenir.
  • Aku Aku: In celebration, why not have a race with Crash?
  • Spyro: A race with Crash? Oh, you got me on that one.
  • Crash: He he.
  • Sparx: It's racing time.
  • Crunch: We're gonna see you run like the wind.
  • Crash: Ha ha.
  • Spyro: You and me Crash. The big race.
  • Aku Aku: Get ready. Get set. Go!

(Crash and Spyro begin running in a race as the background song "Jump Around" by House of Pain plays)

  • Coco: Go Crash!
  • Crunch: You can do it!
  • Sparx: You are born to race, Spyro!
  • Crash: *dodge around rocks while running*
  • Spyro: See if you can get any closer.
  • Crash: He he. *run fast*
  • Spyro: Slo no mo. *fly fast*
  • Tawna: Any day now.
  • Aku Aku: He's one fast wumpa fruit.
  • Crash: *jump through mushrooms*
  • Spyro: *dash on the speed pads* Whee!
  • Crash: *run fast*
  • Spyro: It's just the tip of the rock.
  • Crash: *jump through cubes.
  • Spyro: Watch me spin.
  • Crash: Ooh. *see Spyro jump*
  • Spyro: *spin around, looking at Crash*
  • Crash: Ah ha!
  • Spyro: *reach to the finish line* Score!
  • Crash: *reach to the finish line* Ah ha!
  • Coco: Way a go!
  • Crunch: Great race you guys.
  • Tawna: You're on top of the charts.
  • Sparx: Big slamma.
  • Spyro: Thanks for the race Crash. We can do this again someday when i return to your go. Gotta go! Look like i've got some things to do! *he and Sparx fly into the portal*
  • Aku Aku: And now, they're home.
  • Tawna: It's good to be back.
  • Coco: Let's go home and make some waffles.
  • Crash: Waffles!

(The background song end as Spyro and Sparx return to the Dragon Realms, cherish by a bunch of dragons and other creatures)

  • Spyro: Huh? What is going on?
  • Sparx: It's a celebration!
  • Bianca: Welcome back Spyro!
  • Hunter: You really got rid of that dark clone, didn't you?
  • Spyro: Of course i did. He was taking over the Wumpa Islands like a lunatic.
  • Elora: You have my heart Spyro.
  • Professor: No more peer pressure on you.
  • Blink: Way a go, man.
  • Spyro: You too!
  • Ember: Spyro!
  • Flame: You made it back! How was the break time?
  • Spyro: It wasn't a break. I killed my dark clone at the Wumpa Islands.
  • Flame: You are sharp.
  • Sheila: Howdy Spyro!
  • Spyro: G'day Sheila.
  • Bentley: Thank you Spyro for saving the world again.
  • Spyro: I actually saved the Wumpa Islands from evil.
  • Bartholomew: We should set up a boxing match someday.
  • Spyro: Jeez, you're making me wanna punch a yeti in the face.
  • Sgt. James Byrd: *salute Spyro* Good time soldier. We really appreciate it.
  • Spyro: Hail to the chief!
  • Agent 9: No bad guy will stop on my back.
  • Tomas: Great job Spyro. You finally defeated your dark clone this time.
  • Spyro: I know i did.
  • Nestor: Thank you for saving us Spyro. You really owe us a nice sundae cake.
  • Spyro: Ha. That would be ice cream.
  • Moneybags: I'll be making millions for my lizard burger shop at Skelos Badlands.
  • Zoe: You know when to click on a checkpoint.
  • Ragnar: The adventure continues.
  • Spyro: Next time, a new adventure.

(Spyro and the dragons and creatures celebrate in the Dragon Kingdom at the end of the day)

THE END

Trivia

  • The story is based on the Crash Bandicoot: On the Run! seasonal event "Battle of the Dragons".
  • It is the fourth Crash and Spyro crossover short so far and the first to not be based on any Grand Prixs from Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled.
  • Unlike the previous Crash and Spyro crossover shorts, this short is not split into three chapters, neither is longer.