Crash and Spyro Party USA

Crash and Spyro Party USA is a crossover fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It is a crossover between Crash Bandicoot and Spyro the Dragon. The short is about Crash and Spyro's gang going to the United States of America for vacation to celebrate their lecture time with friends to prevent getting distracted by enemies. It was released on September 17, 2022.

Characters[]

Crash Bandicoot
Spyro the Dragon
Coco Bandicoot
Crunch Bandicoot
Tawna Bandicoot
Aku Aku
Sparx the Dragonfly
Dr. Neo Cortex
Ripto

Transcript[]

(One day in the Wumpa Islands, Crash and Coco go skate boarding in the jungle as they dodge through rocks and logs in the path and skate though caves, holes and bridges on their way home)

Coco: Woo hoo! Show some moves!
Crash: *do a freestyle* Yee-haw!
Aku Aku: *follow Crash and Coco* Kids these days. They love to play with sports when the parent is not following along.
Coco: See if you can do a handstand.
Crash: *do a handstand* He he.
Coco: Way a go brother. We're going on a high dive. Hold on! *jump with Crash to skate on the jungle roots* Woo!
Crash: Wee!
Aku Aku: Guys, wait! *see Crash and Coco skating through a hole in the cave and pop out to land on the hill by finishing at their house* Oh brother and sister. They made it to the end. Slow down when you skate!
Coco: Score one!
Crash: *spin* Wee.
Coco: Good skating Crash. I knew skating could work out like go-kart racing.
Aku Aku: My fellow kids. You were killing it.
Coco: What did we kill on the way? A warthog?
Aku Aku: No. You all did amazing. How top notch you did and nailed your parkour by skating through the jungle with a lot of points.
Crash: Ah ha.
Coco: I could get used surfing more, but skate boarding is so much better.
Crunch: *smash a rock* Yeah! How do you like my muscles now?
Coco: Crunch, you're still here?
Crunch: Yeah. Still practicing on showing my moves to gain lot of muscles to my body. How do you like me now?
Crash: Ooh.
Crunch: I know your feelings, kids. I've been training for a while to prepare my next fight with Cortex. Think that bad scientist can get away with this? I don't think so. *destroy a sandbag* That does it!
Tawna: *show up* Hello everyone. Did I miss something?
Coco: Tawna? Is that you?
Crash: *pop out for Tawna* Ah!
Tawna: Hey Crash-boo. Did you miss me?
Crunch: Tawna, good to see you. How was your stay at Hawaii?
Tawna: Pretty sharp. Danced with the hula girls and knock out a bunch of brainless monkeys trying to rob a old village.
Coco: That's a ragtag of monkeys you faced in a old village.
Tawna: They been stealing bandicoot material like they're working for Cortex.
Crash: Huh?
Tawna: You know I'm saying. We been fighting Cortex for a long time like beating Papu Papu's tribe and fighting against Jungle Spirits in the swamp.
Coco: I feel like being hungry for a snack. Anyone up for a snack?
Crash: Ooh.
Crunch: You know what you say Coco.
Tawna: How about some fruit salad. Now with Wumpa Fruits on top.
Coco: Fruit salad with Wumpa Fruits? Yeah. Let's go with that.
Crash: He he.
Crunch: Now that's what I called a salad.
Aku Aku: Oh yeah. It's snack time.

(At the bandicoot house, Polar and Pura are resting on the bed as Crash, Coco, Crunch and Tawna eat a bowl of fruit salad with Wumpa Fruits on top as they enjoy their fruit salad in the living room by laying on the sofas)

Coco: A snack of fruit salad never get us tired. Am I right?
Crash: Mmm.
Crunch: Love the fresh appetite.
Tawna: Taste just like a grape salad.
Coco: A grape still count as a fruit you know. Don't you think?
Tawna: All kinds of fruits go with a fruit salad. Since we mixed with Wumpa fruit, it taste better as a frozen ice mango flavor.
Aku Aku: You know when a fruit blend and a smoothie mix together with ice.
Crunch: That's a slurpee, silly. What are you talking about?
Aku Aku: Oh, I thought they still sell those like slushies at gas stations like 7-Eleven.
Crash: He he. *eat a wumpa fruit*
Coco: Summer is almost over and we still got some time to celebrate the rest of the season with some cool breeze and heat waves.
Tawna: You could dive, swim, dance, surf and even skateboard like rolling on skates and skiing on the ice as in hockey.
Crunch: And doing exercise like what Koala Kong does at the gym!
Crash: Ooh.
Aku Aku: As what Koala Kong says, the secret is in the diet.
Coco: Who want to watch some TV?
Tawna: Us. We all do.
Crunch: Turn on the news! We need to check what's going on with the weather.
Coco: Okay. Let's get this TV going and turn in with the weather report. *hold the remote to turn on the TV*

(The TV is on as Crash and the gang watch the Wumpa News Network with Chick and Stew reporting live on TV)

New Reporter: Breaking news! This is the Wumpa News Network! Reporting live with Chick and Stew!
Chick: *in his desk with Stew with a lot of screens* Hey guys. I'm Chick.
Stew: And Stew! Today is a great day in the United States of America!
Chick: Summer is still kicking as a high degree fahrenheit is bringing in the warm hot weather in places like Alabama, Florida, Texas, New Mexico, Mississippi and even Ohio! If you are a American, are you going to feel the breeze as soaring like an eagle?
Stew: You know, you can soar like a eagle on going to these places if you are a animal and human.
Chick: Be sure to stay hydrated and drink plenty of water.
Stew: It's good for you. Stay fit and healthy and go humans and animals! The world is counting on you to rock and roll as the bandicoots! Woo!

(After watching the news, Crash and the gang think of a plan to set up their tour around the USA with some of their friends to invite)

Crash: Wow.
Coco: This got us thinking. We really need to plan a trip to America.
Crunch: There's a whole lot of places to travel like New York!
Tawna: Who are we going to invite on the trip to America if we are planning to go on vacation by now?
Aku Aku: If we were going to invite our friends over for vacation. How about we invite our friends from the Dragon Realms.
Crash: Huh?
Coco: You're right Aku Aku. We have friends from another dimension that should come like Spyro and Sparx.
Crunch: Think about people we know like Bianca and Hunter.
Tawna: And some of Spyro's friends like Ember and Flame. We should do that, am I right?
Aku Aku: Yes. We are going to have the best vacation experience in all of animal kind!
Crash: Woo hoo!
Coco: Pack your bags my friends and family cause, we are going to the lab to invite some friends over and rock and roll with America!
Crunch: It's almost time for vacation.
Crash: Woo!

(At Cortex's Castle, many of the lab scientists are working in labs by exploding potions and getting engines work, only to explode as we see Cortex and his henchmen working as Cortex and Uka Uka in charge are disappointed in this day after years of failure from losing to defeat the bandicoots)

Cortex: I hate this day every day and after the day! Why can't my plans be successful than turning a wombat into a bandicoot?!
Uka Uka: Because you FAIL! You never please your master on targeting on the failed subject that led to fighting against our backs. This is why in that case, you suck at being the villain than being the hero for your own causes.
Cortex: This is why I didn't succeed my goal on killing that wacky bandicoot and his dumb family. I'm about to quit my job if my plans doesn't go through the shift of winning.
Uka Uka: You're not becoming a sore loser today like your parents. Don't give up!
N. Brio: *show up* Aye aye bosses. All the beakers are done and ready to be served for new weapons.
Cortex: Very cool N. Brio. You're not giving me a hernia, are you?
N. Brio: Nope.
N. Gin: All the battle armors are done and prepared for war someday.
Dingodile: Yeah yeah. Bring in the toast, i'll bring in the butter!
Tiny: Tiny is happy!
Ripper Roo: *laugh maniacally* Ha!
Fake Crash: Ooh hoo.
Pinstripe: Plus-a-delic, too ya. My guns are even bigger than your potions.
Komodo Joe: Very classic Pinstripe. We'll be cutting some tails in like a week.
Komodo Moe: Killing rats are even scarier than shooting a opossum.
N. Tropy: Things will go out of prevail. *laugh*
Nina: *show up* Uncle Cortex. What is your next plan?
Cortex: Next plan? By looking at the screen? *watch a video of Crash and his family setting up vacation plans and mentioning the Dragon Realms from earlier* Eureka. I know where this going.
Uka Uka: I heard they're going to the Dragon Realms to invite some friends over to go to a country like America for vacation.
Cortex: Heh heh heh. They got a enemy in the Dragon Realms that they faced over the years and always keep on losing. I know who that is.
Uka Uka: So, why not you bring that shorty over to have a meeting about the bandicoots' schemes?
Cortex: I will do that! *set up a portal to another world* I just need to get this portal activated to have a talk with that orange dinosaur. And done. *press the button to another world* Bingo. Now, I need to go talk to that Ripto guy or whoever in charge of the castle.

(At Chateau Ripto, many rhynocs and riptocs are seen training as well fighting and knocking out each other through punching bags and cardboard of dragons with Crush and Gulp training to burst through their heads as Ripto is seen sitting in his throne watching in much of his disappointment by setting up an announcement)

Ripto: Ah, idiots. What a day to burst out my miserable morning. *hit his throne* Listen up!
Crush: *stop training Gulp* Huh? What's wrong?
Gulp: Is your scepter broken?
Ripto: No silly! My scepter is okay. I got a few adjustments to make with a few errands to go through. We will still continue on the Spyro problem and plan to take over the Dragon Realms under our image.
Crush: Ah. This sound like fun as a villain thing to do.
Gulp: We'll be munching and crushing as eating Empadas.
Ripto: I got your Empadas with a dumpling on top! Talk about burning buildings and collecting gems in the loot. *see a portal open up* What the?
Crush: Holy chicken wings. Why every time we start the day, a portal just open up through the hallway to get on our nerves.
Gulp: What if a dragon show up and torch us like sheep? *see Cortex emerging out of the portal* Oh, it's that French fry guy again.
Cortex: Hello Ripto. We meet again.
Ripto: Cortex, is that you? We met a while ago. What do you want again?
Cortex: Huh? Didn't we met each other like days ago? We lost the first time and we need to talk again, right now! On my lab!
Ripto: Jeez, you're breaking my gems on this one, Cortex.
Crush: The scientist's a trip.
Gulp: Do we really trust him for a second chance?
Cortex: Second time's a charm. Cut the third one out. Let's just face it.
Ripto: Should we follow you to your lab?
Cortex: Yes! Didn't you just hear me? We have a meeting to go through. Let's go!
Ripto: Okay! If we fail a second time, we're gonna have a big problem and it'll be your fault.

(Ripto's gang join with Cortex as they show up in Cortex's castle with the villains having a meeting with Uka Uka in charge about their plan to stop Crash and Spyro)

Cortex: Everyone. Ripto has returned to work together. Say hi to Ripto.
Everyone: Hi Ripto!
Ripto: Wish I shouldn't be here to work with that hypocrite who fails to run a empire.
Gulp: Huh? I thought you liked him.
Ripto: *hit Gulp with his scepter* Shut up! Do I like it in here? No! This is getting kinda nasty.
Crush: *eat his chicken wing* Eh, you might want to keep your serious attitude before the fight with the dragon again.
Cortex: You said something about a dragon, eh? Which means, my enemies, the bandicoots are going to pick up some friends at the Dragon Realms to go on vacation to the country of America. Are you warned about that?
Ripto: The bandicoots are teaming up with the dragons again? *furious* Gah! You know how much I hate dragons and how much I want to crush them as smashing a gecko on the ground.
Crush: Who is America?
Gulp: What is America?
Cortex: First of all, America is a country like Mexico and Canada. Second of all, the bandicoots and the dragons are going on vacation to America and third of all, we have a chance to stop them and set up world domination to rule the world on our accounts.
Uka Uka: Ho ho ho, this is getting kinda spooky in here. You know what we mean?!
Ripto: Yes. We heard. Are we going on vacation too to stop Crash and Spyro?
Cortex: We're not just going on vacation. We're going out on a quest to kill our enemies to finish off the task we failed on the first time.
Ripto: Sound like a great deal to me. I know where the puzzle and connection is going.
Uka Uka: That's correct. We're all going out to take down the bandicoots and dragons for justice!
Cortex: N. Gin. Dingodile and Tiny, you're coming with me. The rest of you guys are staying.
N. Gin: Yes!
Dingodile: Heh heh heh. This is going to be fun as bread.
Tiny: Sharp.
N. Brio: What? Come on. We worked hard.
Nina: Lame. I would rather go back to Madame Amberley's Evil Academy for a triple detention.
N. Tropy: That's not fair. How aren't we invited, but you guys?! *slam the ground* Ugh, there is always a next time than a time prison.
Crush: You guys are joining the fun? Sweet.
Gulp: I'll be starving for some fried chicken with cheese fries!
Ripto: I can't believe we're doing this again on a beautiful friendship.
Cortex: We must get the ship going and locate them where they are.
Uka Uka: Their game will be over soon. *evil laugh*

(Back at the bandicoots' house in the lab, Coco activate the portal as her team is about to warp to the Dragon Realms to pick up some friends for vacation)

Coco: The portal's all activated and ready to warp.
Crunch: It's gonna be a fun joyride in the multiverse.
Crash: He he.
Tawna: Whenever we're ready, Aku Aku.
Aku Aku: We're ready. Let's go. *he and the team warp to the portal*

(At the Dragon Realms, a purple dragon is seen chasing some sheep as a rabbit and cheetah watch their friend over with a dragonfly companion chasing his protector with some of the dragon's friends chasing some sheep as well to torch them)

Spyro: *torch some sheep* Gotcha again! You're toast! *scare off the sheep* Yeah. Go back to the farm where you came from, creeps! *laugh*
Sparx: Way a go, Spyro. That's some good chasing there.
Ember: Do we really have to burn some sheep every day of our training?
Flame: We always do this every day. At home, at school, and at the park.
Spyro: Man, we're getting all the action here. All of this exercising is making me wanna hype and do some push-ups.
Hunter: You're always on a roll, Spyro. It's like the time when we skateboard at DD and HH.
Bianca: I thought the roller coasters at Dragon Shores were the goat. Like the bomb.
Spyro: Always do and rocking like rock trolls.
Flame: I thought beating Gnasty Gnorc's butt was a funny move.
Ember: You could never go to dangerous places close to home, at all.
Spyro: Yeah. I thought Gnorc Gnexus was the most scariest kingdom in the world. *see a portal open up* Whoa! Did a portal just open up through our home?
Sparx: I don't know what to say about a portal opening up close to home. *see the bandicoots and Aku Aku emerge from the portal* Hey, it's Crash and the company!
Spyro: Crash! Guys! You're back!
Crash: Whoa!
Coco: Great seeing you all again.
Sparx: Good to have you back on the shape.
Aku Aku: Nice to meet you all again since the RTY.
Hunter: Hitting the spot on a September.
Bianca: I still got some magic lessons to learn at the Magic Crafters.
Flame: Who are these guys?
Spyro: Friends, meet the bandicoots and Aku Aku.
Ember: Hi there.
Crunch: Great seeing you.
Tawna: We'll get to know each other through time.
Spyro: So, you guys came to visit, right? What are you planning on your stay in the Dragon Realms?
Coco: We're not just staying, we're going to pick you up to go on vacation around the world.
Spyro: To where? Dragon Shores?
Crunch: We're actually going to the United States of America.
Sparx: The United States of America?
Tawna: Also known as the USA, or the US or short. It is a country with many states and places to go to. Join along as we get on the ride to celebrate the country's history on Labor Day.
Flame: What's a Labor Day?
Coco: Labor Day is a annual day and celebration where the social and economic achievements of American workers take a day-off to spend some time with family and friends. It's a few days late now, but we're all doing this to celebrate the country by going around the world.
Ember: If you want to celebrate a country on a belated day, then we're joining you guys to go on vacation to America.
Crash: Woo hoo.
Spyro: I know what's cooking you guys.
Aku Aku: The plane is set and ready to launch off to the skies.
Sparx: Is there a America close to our world?
Coco: There's a America in our world. You can come to ours for vacation.
Spyro: Well, with all that said, we're going to the USA.
Hunter: There's a party central going on in the USA.
Bianca: Spending time with you guys with a labor achievement.
Coco: Correct. Let's go to my world and get on the ride.
Sparx: Here we go again.
Spyro: Last one there is a rotten gnorc. *he and the team enter the portal*

(Crash and Spyro's gang show up at the Wumpa Islands in the lab of the bandicoots' house as a plane is set up and ready to take-off with the gang getting on the plane)

Coco: *she and everyone hop aboard the plane* She's all set. Get inside.
Crash: *he and everyone sit on the plane with Polar and Pura rolling the carts with wumpa fruits* Wee.
Spyro: Oh yeah, Crash. This party is gonna rock like it's 2000.
Flame: I can't wait to see the looks of America.
Ember: Once again, it's not just a city. It's a country.
Hunter: I hope they got some cool snacks and foods in America.
Bianca: I know they sell everything there like fruits and vegetables.
Crunch: Just like eating churros and burritos in a Mexican restaurant.
Aku Aku: Ladies and gentlemen. We, the captains of the plane are speaking. We are now leaving the Wumpa Islands are heading over to America.
Sparx: Buckle your seat belts. It's gonna be a tight ride.
Crunch: *pilot the plane with Tawna* Oh yeah. We're on the cockpit like controlling a jet in the sky.
Tawna: We're riding on this cockpit to steer the steering wheel. You know what the captains want us to go.
Aku Aku: We're about to leave the Wumpa Islands and go to America now.
Sparx: We heard, there are many states to go to in America and not just ten.
Crash: Ooh.
Spyro: I hope this vacation won't be as tough as being stuck in Avalar the first time.
Aku Aku: Crunch and Tawna. Take off.
Crunch: Let's go!
Tawna: It's flight time. *see the gates open in the ceiling with the launch pad going up as she take off the plane with everyone on board*
Crash: Woo!
Coco: We're outta here.
Aku Aku: Polar and Pura, start serving the meals. *send Polar and Pura to deliver the meals*
Spyro: Wumpa fruits? *eat the wumpa fruits with everyone* Taste so good.
Flame: It look like a mango with the taste of a purple berry inside.
Ember: That's a blueberry taste, silly.
Flame: What? I thought berries come in many variations. Just like with apples.
Ember: Apples don't get that all the time like pears.
Spyro: But a dragon fruit come in many colors. I ate a dragon fruit many times and was blown away.
Crash: *confused* Huh?
Spyro: I wasn't blown away from a house, Crash. I was saying this in a expression.
Hunter: The first time we recruit a dragon, we thought we were scared at first until you weren't as scary as a dinosaur.
Bianca: I thought the Sorceress' rhynocs were the worse.
Sparx: It's looking chilly and hot in the skies.
Aku Aku: We got some easy coming in the heat waves.
Crunch: I can see Hawaii and Madagascar on the map.
Tawna: They're all island-themed areas. Our focus is to go to a big country like America.
Crunch: That's where were going.
Tawna: In all the places in the world, next stop. America. *continue flying the plane to America*

(Back at Cortex's Castle, Cortex and Ripto's gang walk through the engine room as they spot a airship on their way to travel through the world)

Cortex: With all the vehicles parked, this is my favorite vehicle yet to take off.
Ripto: You ride a car?
Cortex: Sometimes on kart racing, but we have a airship to get on.
Ripto: Sweet. We have never done any world domination before than last time.
Uka Uka: Get on the airship, now!
Cortex: Bon voyage. *press the button on his device to open up the airship as his team enter inside the airship*
N. Gin: Looking smooth.
Tiny: Sharp.
Dingodile: Heh heh heh. This is going to be fun as in 1998.
Crush: This airship is looking clever.
Gulp: Does it has wretches in it?
Cortex: Every ship got to have wretches in it like paperweights.
Ripto: Your airship must be in full gas and ready to track down the bandicoots and dragons.
Cortex: That's correct. I know where the pattern is going right now on the direction.
Uka Uka: It's about time we take off to the country of America!
Cortex: Here, we, go! *he and everyone ride the airship out of the castle to go straight to America*
Ripto: Yeah baby! We're kicking in the skies!
N. Gin: We're flying like rockets.
Tiny: Yeah!
Dingodile: Barbeque sauce!
Crush: How many places are in America?
Cortex: There are over 50 states in the country if I'm not mistaken and we're going to track down the heroes in any state they're in.
Gulp: Sound like a lot of villain work there.
Ripto: It wouldn't be that long to take all the heroes down in one day.
Uka Uka: After we take down Crash and Spyro, we will take over all of America and what the Americans love about their country.
Cortex: The power of liberty will fall in the hands of us and will rise with the wrath of Cortex and Ripto. *evil laugh*

(Back with Crash and Spyro's gang, the gang is still riding on the plane as they are about to make their arrival to America by traveling to various states)

Crash: *snore and wake up* Huh?
Spyro: Falling asleep on the plane, thinking it's Sunday.
Flame: The clouds look tight as fluid.
Ember: Very solid, Flame.
Coco: I wonder when we are going to get to America.
Hunter: How big it is?
Coco: It's as big as the biggest country in the world with the most people.
Bianca: No way. I thought the Artisans is the most visited region in the Dragon Realms.
Sparx: That's right. And, we're approaching to America.
Aku Aku: Buckle up everyone! We are now arriving to America!
Crunch: We got many stops to park in and celebrate around the world with a faster plane.
Tawna: Florida, Georgia, Alabama, everything.
Coco: Oklahoma too.
Spyro: Alright. It's time for the real fun in the red and blue country.
Crash: Wee!
Crunch: The patriotic country of all worlds.
Tawna: First stop, Florida. And next, the rest of the states if we feel like going to all.

(Crash and Spyro's gang begin celebrating in America by arriving to Florida as the gang relax on the sand by getting some pineapple juice to drink. Next, they went to Georgia by holding on kites in the sky while standing on a hill. Then, they went to Alabama to play some music with a lot of people in the music festival as Crash rock around with the drums. Later, they went to Louisiana to ride on the roads with their bikes by passing by hyena bikers on the way with a buzzard riding on a truck by honking at the gang. Later on, the gang went to Texas to ride on horses for a derby race with Crash leading the way and won the race. Also, the gang went to New York City to look around in the city as well going to Virginia to see the governor making an speech at the park. The map shows all the states the gang have visited, coming from New Mexico, to Utah, to Kansas, to Iowa and to all the states in a zig zag as said on the America map and lastly, the gang celebrate in a beach in California by hitting on drums with Crash and Spyro dancing with the ladies dancing in hula clothes. Afterward, the gang take a break in Arizona and relax at the park after all the fun they had in America and every state they have visited for vacation.)

Coco: Today is a long day and we are really rocking with the USA.
Crash: Woo!
Spyro: Best vacation, ever! For 24 hours, straight!
Aku Aku: I never expect this vacation to be that long as a field trip.
Hunter: It is a field trip to me.
Bianca: Going to Dragon Shores is a field trip too.
Crunch: Can't beat nothing else than the United Kingdom.
Tawna: Who thought Mexico is related to America when one of the states have New Mexico on the title? *laugh*
Flame: Does Alaska and Honolulu counts?
Ember: Sometimes whatever it says on the map. Except, Russia is far away from Alaska.
Spyro: Are there any more activities to do around the country?
Coco: We don't have anything tightening up our schedule right now, but we are planning to go back home once we feel like.
Flame: Wait! There's more sports and exercise to do around America.
Sparx: We could be surfing for a brushing or skiing at the snow in Alaska.
Tawna: Or do a snow plow in the Himalayas. Is that all we want?
Crunch: That's not in America.
Tawna: What? Then how about Hawaii?
Bianca: Not in America too.
Ember: There's a lot of places to explore than just one place not in America.
Spyro: You got a nice water fountain right there. Whoever throw a coin will make a wish like a genie in a lamp.
Aku Aku: Children think when they lose a tooth, a fairy will come to wish them money. But that was just a bedtime story.
Coco: Do people actually believe in myths all the time?
Aku Aku: Sometimes, but not all.
Hunter: *tummy growls* I'm starving. Anyone hungry for a snack?
Bianca: You know I am.
Sparx: Wumpa fruits anyone?
Crash: Whoa!
Coco: Heck yeah. Our favorite and heart of the blood, like oranges!
Crunch: Bring on the fruits!
Aku Aku: *warp some wumpa fruits in the area* Here you all go. Enjoy as much as a apple.
Sparx: A Wumpa fruit keep the doctor away. *eat a wumpa fruit*
Crash: *eat a wumpa fruit* Ah.
Spyro: So much tastier. I like it.
Hunter: Can never beat a dragon fruit over a unique fruit.
Bianca: How this fruit top all the fruits in this world?
Crunch: It look special.
Tawna: Originated from the Wumpa Islands, then popularized and capitalized all over the world.
Ember: The world could never have a great fruit like Wumpa.
Flame: I've never been happier with a great flavor of a fruit since a watermelon. *eat a wumpa fruit*

(Back with Cortex and Ripto's gang, the gang are still riding on the airship as they plot Crash and Spyro's gang eating wumpa fruits in Arizona while plotting a plan to shoot them)

Cortex: How long is this ride for?!
Ripto: It been a day and we have been searching all over the world. Without any breaks!
Uka Uka: Come on! This airship have unlimited gas so we don't have to crash and fall into the end of the world.
Cortex: Good. I'm already starving to shoot on a bandicoot already.
N. Gin: Any updates Mr. Cortex?
Cortex: Wait for it?
Dingodile: Time for breakfast?
Cortex: No silly. You're wrong. How about you?
Tiny: We finally tracked them down!
Cortex: Ah yeah! Correct! I knew we could spot them in Arizona.
Ripto: Heh heh heh. I knew Crash and Spyro's party would be tracked down in a park at the same time we showed up on family business.
Crush: These morons got a lesson to learn with.
Gulp: With peanut butter!
Cortex: Forget your love for food. I believe we have some unfinished business to attend to.
Uka Uka: Now that we tracked them down, I would say that we shoot them all like crows.
Ripto: Kill the pigeons, yellow French fry.
Cortex: Say your little prayers, my enemies. Dead or alive, you're toast! *shoot at Crash and Spyro's gang*

(Crash and Spyro's gang are interrupted as they are shocked by the arrival of Cortex and Ripto's gang with the gang moving back from the bullet shots in aware of their enemies' arrival)

Crash: Whoa!
Coco: What was that about?
Spyro: Idiots. They're here to spy on us.
Flame: They followed all this way to stalk us like ghosts?
Cortex: *on speaker* Hello party animals. We came back for another attempt to kill you.
Tawna: Ugh. These guys again? What do you want?
Crunch: Like what about them?
Aku Aku: Who's in there? Can you guys park where we can see you?
Uka Uka: Stupid questions. Park the airship you idiots!
Cortex: Fine! Time to park for a resolution! *he and everyone park the airship as they got out to confront the heroes* Crash and Spyro. We meet again.
Ripto: Sorry to crash your hang out. We wanted to see you on how you're doing.
Crunch: I know you're gonna pull a trick on us, jerk.
Ember: We don't trust you.
Sparx: Like never in a hundred days.
Crush: I take that back as you have no self-control on your manners!
Gulp: You can't emphasize on the problem, eh?
Ripto: Quiet you two! And so, you sealed your fate to the end of the road. We got a lot of business to finish on the errands.
Hunter: Why are you following us and why you're here to kill us?
N. Gin: We're gonna blow you away for good.
Dingodile: I got some chicken wings and beef stew cooking up for ya, mateys.
Tiny: You'll be sliced as cheese.
Aku Aku: Those guy look serious as before and after.
Uka Uka: I'm watching you, brother! Prepare your thoughts to be burned!
Aku Aku: You will lose, brother.
Crash: Uh oh.
Spyro: Don't make me move on the next space, bad guys.
Cortex: After following you, we'll have our battle right here.
Ripto: Show them what you got boys.
Spyro: Bring it on! I think I smell a barbeque!
Cortex: Have it your way, at Arizona! *shoot everyone*
Spyro: *run and hit Cortex* Ha!
Cortex: *crash on the rock* Gah! My tenders.
Coco: Go, go. Take them all down. *she fights N. Gin as everyone else fight the rest of the villains*
N. Gin: You fight so good. I like it. *Coco slap him* Oof!
Dingodile: *flamethrower everywhere* Who want some burned pasta!
Ember: Not me! *shoot Dingodile*
Dingodile: Girl.
Flame: Your butt is flamed! *torch Dingodile's butt*
Dingodile: Gah! I'm stuffed roasted chicken!
Hunter: *shoot arrows at Ripto* Take a arrow with you.
Ripto: Never! *shoot many arrows and magic everywhere*
Bianca: *control the magic to blast it out* I don't know where his magic powers coming from, but it's making sparkles everywhere in the scene.
Crunch: *beat up Crush* Come on.
Crush: What am I looking at? *bang Crunch*
Crunch: Oof.
Gulp: Ha ha. You're funny.
Crunch: Gah! *scream and throw Gulp at Crush*
Gulp: My belly!
Crush: Get your dirty skin off me!
Tiny: *open his claws* Let's dance, tiger.
Crunch: I'm not a tiger. *beat up Tiny*
Tiny: Very good. I'm impressed. *continue fighting Crunch*
Dingodile: *shoot fireballs everywhere* Eat those fireballs up!
Spyro: *dodge the fireballs* I'm all fired up!
Tawna: Watch out for the shots.
N. Gin: *shoot rocket everywhere* Come on! Work this blaster up!
Coco: Holy potions. That's a lot of rockets.
Spyro: Let me show you how it done. *fly around the rockets and shoot all of them* Yeah!
N. Gin: No! We were going to kill you!
Spyro: This ends here and now! *shoot at N. Gin and spin through Dingodile to trip him as well torching Cortex and Ripto out of the fight*
Aku Aku: *laser at Uka Uka* Come on.
Uka Uka: Almost there. *he and Aku Aku blast at each other* Darn it!
Bianca: You guys are out of your league.
Ripto: *get up with everyone* Those fools. They are making me miserable.
Cortex: We're wasting time. *hold his hypnotizer gun* Now hold still. It's gonna get glitchy as the first shot. *shoot at Crash and Spyro's gang*
Coco: Look out!
Crash: Whoa! *spin at the shoot and hit at Cortex, N. Gin, Dingodile and Tiny by fusing and transforming to Megamix*
Ripto: What the?
Sparx: They fused and transformed into a atrocity.
Spyro: My god. That is one messed up fusion monster of a abomination.
Megamix: *roar* No! What have you done to us? You will pay little Bandicoot!
Uka Uka: Looking badass, Megamix.
Megamix: Shut up! They ruined me and our looks. I'll smash them to the rotten of the core!
Ember: How are we going to kill this thing? I feel like throwing up.
Flame: No more sickness and gross stuff as we'll finish burning you like mosquitos.
Megamix: I will hurt you to the end of the edge! CHARGE!
Hunter: For America! *scream and battle against Megamix and everyone else*
Spyro: *shoot and blast at Megamix* Man, you're as big as Gnasty Gnorc.
Megamix: I am as big as a orc and ogre combined! *hit Spyro*
Spyro: Ow. What are you? A golem?
Crash: *throw TNT bombs at Megamix* Ah ha.
Crush: *try crushing the heroes* Bang bang bang!
Bianca: Take a little hit. *shoot magic at Crush*
Crush: *crash on the airship* Dang it. Not the airship!
Gulp: *growls* Here dragon dragon dragon.
Flame: Got you back! *horn charge at Gulp*
Gulp: Ah!
Ember: Here ya go! *fire blast at Gulp*
Gulp: *crash to the rocks* Ow.
Ripto: *shoot magic at Tawna* Why won't you turn to soup?!
Tawna: Stop playing with your stick and fight like a man.
Ripto: It's not a stick. It's a scepter! Why won't anyone get my words right?!
Spyro: That's why you never learn to accept defeat. *torch Ripto*
Ripto: Not my back! Gah!
Megamix: I'll crush you all like bugs!
Crunch: How about to eat a bag full of barrels! *throw a barrel at Megamix*
Megamix: Grrrr. You hurt me!
Crash: *run and spin at Megamix* Wee!
Megamix: AAAH! HURTS!
Spyro: *shoot fireballs at Megamix* Eat some fireballs!
Megamix: You're all mine-! OURS! *smash the ground*
Hunter: *shoot arrows at Megamix* Why aren't you getting hurt?
Megamix: Ooh, that tickles. Lame! *slap Hunter*
Bianca: *shoot sparkles at Megamix* Pick on somebody, your own size you rotten monster-stein.
Megamix: Not on my rocket. *try to hit Bianca as Bianca zap him to the water mountain*
Megamix: *crash on the water fountain* Mother wumpas.
Aku Aku: I got my eyes on the mega monster. *laser at Megamix*
Megamix: That tickles! Stop it!
Coco: *throw some wumpa fruits at Megamix* Try this!
Megamix: *smash a wumpa fruit and eat it* Taste like rotten fruit. *spit at the ground*
Coco: You're not suppose to spit it. You're suppose to eat it.
Megamix: Utmost pleasing. But there's some benefits on your traits.
Crunch: Knock it out! *smash Megamix*
Flame: *shoot fireballs at Megamix* Ah ha ha! All fired up!
Ember: Hold your horns, here come Ember! *flame at Megamix*
Megamix: Not my butt! *roar and knock out Flame, Ember, Hunter, Bianca and Coco* Yeah! Best combination, best outcome!
Sparx: Oh crud, we're gonna lose.
Megamix: We are stronger together! *laugh*
Crash: *worried* Uh oh.
Spyro: Gosh. If I were supercharged, I'll torch him as a sheep.
Megamix: Eat your heart out, bandicoot and dragon!
Spyro: Say your prayers, Megamix! *supercharged*
Megamix: What's wrong? Are you scared of Megamix?
Spyro: No. I'm done running. I never run away from home after the fights from my worlds. *run and fire blast at Megamix*
Megamix: NOOOOO! *crash on the rocks* Curses. I have been..... defeated!
Coco: Yes! We knock those guys out.
Tawna: Finally, we knocked those monsters in battle.
Aku Aku: That's what they get for distracting our vacation.
Flame: *taunt at Megamix* Ha ha ha. You are a sore loser.
Ember: Better luck next time, Big Cortex. *blow a raspberry at Megamix*
Megamix: How dare you beat me in battle.
Spyro: We're heroes of the Wumpa Islands and Dragon Realms. We're born to protect for harmony and defeat crime for justice.
Megamix: This is a horrible mistake. You ruined our best moment ever.
Ripto: *get up with Crush and Gulp* Man. We have been humiliated.
Crush: Tramped again.
Gulp: Ow, my head hurts.
Uka Uka: *get up* I'm gonna have to take a break from adventuring.
Coco: How do we switch them back to their places or, defuse them to their normal forms?
Crash: Ooh? Ah. *got an idea and use the hypnotizer gun to zap at Megamix to defuse them back to Cortex, N. Gin, Dingodile and Tiny*
N. Gin: Oh man. We're back in our bodies.
Dingodile: I feel burned after the fight.
Tiny: We always lose.
Cortex: Crash, Spyro, you will all pay!
Uka Uka: Retreat back to the castle!
Ripto: *use his scepter to open up a portal to Cortex's Castle* We'll be back you dumb animals. And you will all pay!
Crush: Let's just go.
Gulp: Outta the way. We'll fight with them again another day.
Cortex: Where do I start? *smash his hypnotizer gun* D'oh! I'm done fusing! *he and his gang go to the portal as the portal closes down*

(Back at Cortex's Castle, Cortex and Ripto's gang returned to the lab after losing their fight to Crash and Spyro's gang in Arizona)

N. Brio: You guys are back!
Nina: What happen? Did we win?
Cortex: Bad news. We lost. *disappoint everyone*
Fake Crash: Aw.
Ripper Roo: Uh?
Pinstripe: Come on! You are better than this!
N. Tropy: This is such a disappointment. I should have been there to knock everyone out in seconds.
Komodo Joe: You really pull a lost on thissssss one, fools.
Komodo Moe: Surrender to your fates! Or die.
Uka Uka: You are all punished for losing! Give me some push-ups!
Cortex: Cut your excuses, Uka Uka. We just lost our second fight with the heroes. We'll never win a charm since losing the first time in 1996.
Ripto: I always lose to Spyro many times.
Crush: I'll rather eat a burned chicken wing than losing to a dragon.
Gulp: Oh well. I'll never get my French Fries sundae dessert.
Dingodile: We really burned off the fight.
N. Gin: We fail, we suck.
Tiny: Tiny's sad.
Cortex: What these protectors got to do with defending and saving lands to be conquered from us?!
Ripto: You don't wanna know what is out there in all the worlds in the multiverse.
Cortex: I see and who is behind protecting and defeating Crash and Spyro. *sense the Council of Elders like Tomas, Magnus, Titan, Astor, Cho Lei and Ragnar watching over the Dragon Temple, Papu Papu relaxing with his tribe in the Wumpa Islands, Sheila, Sgt. James Byrd, Bentley, Bartholomew and Agent 9 watching fireworks in Fireworks Factory, Koala Kong lifting weights in the gym while checking what's happening, Red in Stormy Beach plotting his plan to scatter dark gems everywhere, Chick and Stew watching the world on cameras in the Wumpa News Network, Gnasty Gnorc training in his loot with his army and Nitros Oxide riding on his hovercraft in space while returning to Gasmoxia with a evil laugh* Oh yeah. It's all going together.
Ripto: Everything is connected whenever it goes and how it starts for the next attack. *laugh*

(After the vacation in America, Crash and Spyro's gang return to the plane while setting to go back to the Wumpa Islands and plan out their next trip)

Coco: We had so much fun with you guys.
Crunch: This vacation has been extraordinary with a big bang at the end.
Flame: Who knew Cortex and Ripto would show up at the end of our vacation.
Ember: We totally knocked these guys out of the blue.
Hunter: We should do this again someday with another vacation around the world.
Bianca: We'll go to Australia, China and Japan on our planned trips.
Sparx: There's a lot more places on Earth to go to like Asia.
Aku Aku: It's great seeing you all as we are now heading back to the Wumpa Islands to set the portal to get you guys back to your world.
Spyro: There's a whole lot of business to catch up back home. Crash, thanks for the invite and vacation in America. We can do this again in like a year. Don't you think?
Crash: *give out a peace sign* Ah ha.
Spyro: Until we meet again pal. One day, we should race with karts and jump through crates and bombs.
Crunch: A very tradition Crash Bandicoot thing to do at N. Sanity Beach.
Tawna: You're always a good neighbor to us and will always be allies from world to world.
Hunter: Good neighbors from different worlds.
Bianca: Great we teamed up again to work together by going on vacation.
Flame: Didn't we do something heroic today, but having fun in the patriotic country?
Ember: We kick Cortex and Ripto's butts in Arizona along with their crazy friends. Boy they are as bad as Gnasty Gnorc and Toasty combined.
Spyro: Toasty is the worst as they were sheep in a pumpkin hood's clothing.
Coco: Like wolves in sheep's clothing. Am I right?
Sparx: Crazy world we live in.
Aku Aku: As time is moving by, we are now leaving America and heading back to the Wumpa Islands.
Coco: No more fulling around in America for now and time to head back home.
Spyro: We'll be home in time of heading back to the Wumpa Islands with the portals working in the lab.
Crunch: It won't be a bumpy ride as always.
Tawna: Let's go.
Coco: For the USA! *she and everyone onboard the plane as they ride the plane back to the Wumpa Islands*
Crunch: As the eagle soars, the plane soars through the skies.
Bianca: Happy Labor Day.
Hunter: You too.
Crash: Wee!
Flame: We've got some things to do when we get home.
Ember: Straight outta America and in with the Wumpa Islands.
Spyro: Here we go again! *wink eye*

(Crash and Spyro's gang leave the United States of America peacefully on the ride in the plane and celebrate with all the joys and memories they had for vacation)

THE END

Trivia[]

It is the sixth Crash and Spyro crossover overall and the first to not be based on a seasonal event on any Crash Bandicoot spin-off game. Instead, the short was based on the Crash Party USA and Spyro Party USA games from Crash Bandicoot Purple: Ripto's Rampage and Spyro Orange: The Cortex Conspiracy.
- Although the short isn't based much on the games as the short is based on the country of America with Crash and Spyro's gang going through America by visiting states for vacation.