Crash and Spyro Team Rumble: The Boomsday Project (Chapter 1)

Chapter 1 is the first chapter of Crash and Spyro Team Rumble: The Boomsday Project written by MarioFan65.

This chapter is called "Class in Chaos".

Plot

(Before the story, Aku Aku show up to the black screen, giving out a message to the audience)

• Aku Aku: Warning! The following crossover contain spoilers for Crash Team Rumble for one of the Seasons. If you haven't played the game, you will not understand the references. But if you do, you will know what the references are. If you haven't played the game, then that's fine. You can play the game if you want before reading the story. And now ladies and gentlemen, our feature presentation will begin.

NOW FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION

(The background song "Make Me Lose Control" by Eric Carmen plays as)

• Crash: Ooh.
• Spyro: Cool ship festival they're having.
• Sparx: They're gonna sail the seas and rule the worlds.
• Aku Aku: A pirate's life for them. *laugh* Ha ha ha ha.
• Coco: Perfect timing to show up after our game.
• Crunch: They know what they're cooking up today.
• Tawna: Everyone is gonna ride on those things like crazy like going on a party cruise to Dragon Shores.

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• Crash: *shrieks* Yikes.
• Spyro: Not the Academy of Evil. The world's most infamous school, known for evil, clashing, and conquering.
• Aku Aku: I felt bad for all those students who were trained to become bad people like Nina with the power of greed and chaos.
• Sparx: How did that power of yours connect within the school? It's a school to go and learn to begin with like math!
• Coco: We don't know what lies in that campus, but we gotta stop what's beeping in the area.
• Crunch: Most of Cortex's henchmen were students and classmates in that school. Also, most of the creatures like Tiny Tiger were experiments for testing. I am not excited to go in.
• Tawna: I heard the cafeteria's food taste nasty and it's awful. Mind as well not eat a brain sandwich for lunch as well an eye ball soup.
• Hunter: I’ll rather eat prison soup that taste like old bread and mashed potatoes that taste like clay.
• Elora: Have you ever been to prison before?
• Hunter: Well yeah. I got booby trapped on a cage in the underground of the ED.
• Tawna: I’ll be booty trapped if I was a mermaid and got kidnapped by rat pirates in the carriagebean.

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• Orc #1: HEY! What are you doing in our bar room?
• Orc #2: No guests allowed. Part of the law, no tresspassing.
• Orc #3: *break a glass cup* You trespass, you're going to Jail!
• Crash: Ah!
• Aku Aku: Back off wherever you are, gnorc wannabes!
• Orc #4: Huh? Are you Aku Aku and Crash Bandicoot of the Wumpa Islands?
• Aku Aku: Yes we are.
• Orc #4: Heh heh heh heh. This is going to be exciting than breaking a thousand cups in a restaurant in Kentucky.
• Orc #5: *eat a ham and burp* LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED WITH A BRAWL!
• Aku Aku: You know the drill, Crash-san. Let's melee!
• Crash: *spin and fight the orcs* Yee-haw!
• Orc #6: ARREST THEM ALL!
• Aku Aku: *shoot at the orcs* Get outta the way.
• Crash: *jump and throw some orcs as well kicking and punching them through the tables* Ooom poom poom.
• Orc #1: *fight Crash on the chairs* You're not going easy on this one, orange fox.
• Aku Aku: *laser at the barrels to spill the drinks to trip at the orcs* Drink up!
• Orc #2: *he and some fellow orcs slip* Whoa!
• Orc #3: That's too much cream soda!
• Orc #4: The floor! We just clean this bar!
• Orc #5: My clothes are soaking wet!
• Orc #6: We're so expelled today by the strict head of the school.

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• Crash: Ooh la la.
• Spyro: Holy heck. That's a whole bunch of statues from said worlds linking into the portal of power to warp into their homeworlds. Wait, are they dragons?!
• Sparx: Dragons?!
• Spyro: Why are there dragons like Bubba in the room? What's going on? Who has been spying on my world for years?
• Aku Aku: Someone must have built all of this to study their home universes and create statues out of these legendary heroes by linking into their worlds to travel and study to rule the multiverse.
• Spyro: I don't believe in any of this crap. Madame Amberly is trying to set up a trap here and it's not okay!
• Crash: *furious* Grr...
• Cortex: *chuckles and show up* Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha ha ha! You're here and you're all late to the party!
• Spyro: Cortex!
• Ripto: *show up* At last, we made it and Red shows how he is going to rule the multiverse with his own dark magic in the likes of the late Malefor.
• Crash: Ripto!
• Aku Aku: What the hell is going on here?
• Cortex: Uka Uka, show yourself and teach these two some manners. *clap hands*
• Uka Uka: *show up* Uh oh, YOU'RE LATE! After all these years, we finally found something that will lead to the take over of the multiverse and destroy every world the heroes reside in and love. We will be unstoppable and no one will remember the day these said heroes were killed by the forces of US!
• Spyro: I don't wanna burn you, but I want to kill you anyways.
• Red: *show up* Oh, poor little Spyro. The death of Malefor was just the beginning for me to come into power and create my own gnorc resistance to take revenge on those people I knew who exiled me when I learned some dark magic in the first place.
• Spyro: You should have stayed back at the Dragon Dojo. And suddenly, you turned our backs again and form a gnorc army on your own in the likes of Nasty Norc.
• Gnasty Gnorc: He's making fun of me again!
• Uka Uka: The time for talking is over! Now it's play time!
• Nina: *bang her fist* Bad girls play nice.
• Tiny: Tiny will kill you.
• Pinstripe: *load his guns* You ain't going anywhere like last time, rascals.
• Crash: Uh, oh.

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• Crash: Whoa!
• Spyro: Save yourselves!
• Sparx: I can't feel my wings!
• Aku Aku: Where are we even going?

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• Crash: Ooh.
• Spyro: What happen?
• Aku Aku: No. No. No! Where are we?
• Sparx: We’re in a new dark world.
• Coco: The sky is all dark.
• Crunch: Aw man. This is like the tenth dimension all over again.
• Tawna: We've been to much worse dimensions in the multiverse and not even the timeline with the jumping sharks can't even save it.
• Hunter: Aah! Where's the train. The door. The exit!
• Elora: Hunter, we're in a new world! There's no train or door on our nearest exit!
• Hunter: It's gone! Even we got out of the school by a portal. Why did they take our lighter away from us?!
• Flame: Oh Hunter. You're always the same common guy that always overreact like it's the end of the world.
• Ember: Can you calm down while we figure out a way to get out of this dry land?!
• Hunter: I get nervous when we go to wrong places.
• Flame: Well we are in the wrong place. Are your eyes open all day?
• Ember: Something seem fishy about this world and it's not healthy.
• Golem #1: STRANGERS!
• Golem #2: There are strangers in the outlands!
• Crash: Aah!
• Aku Aku: Stand back who they are. Do not move a muscle.
• Golem #3: Berk, the strangers are trespassing our territory. They are not allowed in the area.
• Berk: *walk toward the heroes* Well, well, well. What do we have here? Party animals crashing from land to land and breaking into our outlands! How dreadful.
• Spyro: Don't make me torch you, you son of a rock.
• Sparx: You guys are so mean.
• Berk: Yes we are mean! Berk the Golem serve no order to strangers and far-walkers from the other lands, not even in the name of Dr. Boom who serve his purpose of making peace with the mighty fierce warriors.
• Coco: Dr. Boom?
• Crunch: You mean Dr. Doom from the Fantastic Four?
• Berk: No! Dr. Boom! He's one powerful goblin who is willing to rule the lands with his own project of his. We are planning to go after him and you are not welcome to crash into our party without permission!
• Flame: First of all, we're from another world and second of all, no one cares about your feelings.
• Ember: You would be mistaking us as outlanders when we're not from around here like the Crocoviles from Crocovile Swamp.
• Elora: Girl, these rock golems are as ugly as the Brown Lizards from Glimmer.
• Berk: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
• Elora: You’re as ugly as a gnorc!
• Berk: HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY RACE AND PEOPLE! Berk serve no order to strangers that come here and make fun of our nature! You, have no heart and culture in my territory.
• Spyro: Ah jeez.
• Coco: We really need to get outta here.
• Crunch: These big bullies deserve a big fight.

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• Crash: Ooh.
• Spyro: Ah. Crystals. Who can collect them all in a mine?

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• Ava: Oh. I didn't see you guys here.
• Crash: Ooh.
• Spyro: Who are you?
• Ava: I'm Ava. Some of my friends call me Ana.
• Crash: *try to pronounce his name* Ah. Craaa. Ah.
• Aku Aku: He's Crash Bandicoot. He doesn't usually talk that much as he make gibberish sounds to communicate.
• Spyro: I'm Spyro the Dragon. The legendary hero of all of the Artisans in the Dragon Realms.

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• Ava: Welcome to my humble Inn.
• Crash: Whoa!
• Spyro: Oh wow.
• Coco: It's so delightful.
• Elora: I can clearly see a whole bar from here.

TO BE CONTINUED

Next: Crash and Spyro Team Rumble: The Boomsday Project (Chapter 2)