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Daisy and Risky Boots: Sea Shanty is a fanfiction crossover story written by MarioFan65. It is a crossover with Super Mario and Shantae. It was released on April 20, 2020.

Characters

  • Princess Daisy
  • Risky Boots
  • Captain Syrup
  • Tinkerbat Captain
  • Mario
  • Luigi
  • Wario
  • Waluigi
  • Mona
  • Manager Joe
  • Yoshi (cameo)
  • Birdo (cameo)
  • Boshi (cameo)
  • Shantae (cameo)
  • Tatanga (mentioned)
  • Professor E. Gadd (mentioned)
  • Princess Peach (mentioned)

Transcript

(In Sarasaland, the guards walk into the castle to see the princess of Sarasaland. The knights are welcome to the castle by the princess' orders.)

  • Daisy: Good morning gentlemen. Today is a wonderful day in the kingdom.
  • Guard #1: Princess Daisy, it has been a pleasure.
  • Daisy: I hope you collect all the flowers and send them to me.
  • Guard #2: I really wish we can do that. Ho ho ho, pardon me.
  • Daisy: I'm the best.
  • Guard #3: Do you want any breakfast?
  • Daisy: Oh yeah. Let's go to the big table and serve ourselves some food.
  • Guard #4: This is going to be the best morning of the day.

(At the kitchen, the chefs are cooking the food as everyone is seated in the big table of the living room. Daisy pull her throne chair over and sit with her guards)

  • Daisy: I got the big seat.
  • Guard #1: I wish i got the big seat.
  • Daisy: Silly you. You're not even a king yet.
  • Guard #1: If there were any princesses living around here, i would marry them for a hundred bucks.
  • Daisy: Ha ha. Very funny.
  • Guard #1: Feed me a bunch of flowers.
  • Daisy: Nah. You're good.
  • Chef Boss: The food is ready! Bring in the food!

(The chefs brought in the food. Fried apples, waffles, pancakes, bread, cheese, ham, biscuits, bread rolls and gravy is being served on the table as the guards and their princess Daisy serve the food for themselves)

  • Chef Boss: Enjoy. I'm going to grab myself a ham and cheese sandwich for breakfast.
  • Daisy: *eat the waffles* Great. Add in the extra taste mix.
  • Guard #2: You mean syrup?
  • Daisy: Pour it in.
  • Guard #2: Yes m'lady. *pour in the syrup on Daisy's waffles*
  • Daisy: *taste the waffles with syrup* I love it.
  • Guard #2: Now it taste with more awesome.
  • Daisy: Better than a frozen strawberry.
  • Guard #3: Biscuits are good with gravy.
  • Guard #4: Is it gravity or gravy?
  • Guard #3: Gravy.
  • Guard #4: Gravy on my bread!
  • Everyone: *cheers*
  • Daisy: Everyone will have a good time. No high winds or bad weather is going to shut the castle down on us.

(Far away from Sarasaland, on the ocean, a pirate ship under the name "The Sweet Stuff" is sailing through the sea with high waves on the shore)

  • Pirate Goom #1: What a windy day today. Syrup, when is our next destination?
  • Syrup: Far from Diamond City and the Mushroom Kingdom, i found the location of Sarasaland where that hidden gem is found on a cave.
  • Pirate Goom #2: We better steal that gem fast before the guards find out.
  • Wanderin' Goom #1: We're a mile away from the kingdom.
  • Syrup: I hope that princess of flowers doesn't come beating our chests like what that Wario guy did to us 10 years back then.
  • Wanderin' Goom #2: Ooh, if we find any treasure chests in the cave, we'll be rich.
  • Syrup: If you shake it more than three times, you're playing with it.
  • Wanderin' Goom #2: Oh, don't ask me.
  • Wanderin' Goom #3: Captain, we are now arriving in Sarasaland.
  • Syrup: Great. Make way for the dock.

(The Sweet Stuff dock into the harbor as the anchor dock into the sand with Syrup's gang getting out of the ship from a entrance that stick to the dock's ground)

  • Syrup: Make room for the Pirate Queen.
  • Sailor #1: Whoa. What are you pirates here for?
  • Syrup: Out of the way mate.
  • Sailor #2: What the? What are those monsters doing with you?
  • Syrup: There are my henchman.
  • Sailor #3: You call that henchman?
  • Syrup: Make way for mommy. We're going to find the hidden treasure in the cave.
  • Sailor #1: What is going on around here?

(Syrup lead the way as the citizens hide into the places to avoid Syrup from walking with her henchman as Syrup made it all the way to the cave)

  • Syrup: We found the treasure's location. Now all we gotta do is grab it on the inside.
  • Pirate Goom #1: Let's go in.

(Inside of the cave, Syrup and the pirates discover all the coins in the cavern)

  • Pirate Goom #2: Is that coins?
  • Syrup: The treasure is inside of the coins. Keep digging for the gem.
  • Pirate Goom #3: Make way.
  • Pirates: *dig the coins out of the cave*
  • Syrup: Stop digging. We found the gem.
  • Pirate Goom #3: Now we grab it.
  • Syrup: *grab the gem* Sweet mother of golden milk. Mommy's going to love this treasure for her collect.
  • Pirate Goom #4: We'll go back to the ship and sail into the island.
  • Syrup: No other captain can find a worthy gem other than a pirate with dark magic.

(Meanwhile in another world, another pirate queen is sailing her ship in the ocean with the Tinkerbats acting as pirates)

  • Risky Boots: Make way for the seven seas!
  • Tinkerbats: *clean the ship with water*
  • Risky Boots: Ugh. Do you really have to wet the ship over? Use towels!
  • Tinkerbats: *use towels to clean the ship's floor*
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Risky, when we return to the factory, i want to take a look of all the worlds we can travel to find treasure for our next plan.
  • Risky Boots: Thought it would be worth to find some worlds to travel just to invade.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: It's my pleasure of looking for a world to find.
  • Risky Boots: I will be rich.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: You're going to make me a lot of money.
  • Risky Boots: I'm your boss.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Whatever.

(The pirate ship arrive at the Tinkerbat Captain with the pirate shop docking with the Tinkerbats and Risky Boots with Tinkerbat Captain walking into the base)

  • Risky Boots: Home sweet factory.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Where do next?
  • Risky Boots: We'll walk into the computer room and track down where we need to look for treasure.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Sound like fun.

(At the computer room, Risky Boots and Tinkerbat Captain locate the worlds to track down on the computer)

  • Risky Boots: So many worlds with treasure. I can hardly imagine where the treasure could be coming from.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Is it worth a dollar, i will be buying.
  • Risky Boots: Cha-ching. We'll be rich.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: We get all the money and rule the factory like rich people.
  • Risky Boots: I can't wait to be a full queen so everyone can give me all the gems and coins in my vault.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: We found another world in our hands.
  • Risky Boots: Let me check. Sarasaland? Never knew of this land before.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: It sound pretty to me. Is it some sort of desert world?
  • Risky Boots: It's nothing like a desert. We're going to find some coins and gems in that world and be rich forever.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: I love it. Prepare the portal.
  • Risky Boots: We're going to have to need a bigger one.

(A huge portal is set up in the surface as Risky Boots prepare the ship with the Tinkerbats)

  • Risky Boots: Gentlemen, we are about to make our move to Sarasaland.
  • Tinkerbats: *cheers*
  • Risky Boots: We're not going on vacation you idiots. We're going to find some treasure on the other world.
  • Tinkerbats: Aw.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Nah, don't feel bad. We'll go on a real vacation to Paradise Island someday. Hit the waves!
  • Risky Boots: A pirate queen's life for me!

(The pirate ship warp into the big portal to Sarasaland. Back at the dock of Sarasaland, Captain Syrup's gang is heading back to the ship.)

  • Sailor #1: Wait, where are you going?
  • Syrup: That's none of your business. This treasury finding stuff is making me go goosebumps. As queen of the seven seas, i can travel to any land i want.
  • Sailor #2: You stole all the treasure from the cave we always explore to.
  • Syrup: Not until you tell your princess about it.
  • Daisy: Hold it right there!
  • Syrup: The Princess of Sarasaland. What a pleasure to see you.
  • Daisy: All the guards have been reporting me that you have been stealing treasure from caves. Where do you think you're going?
  • Syrup: Beat it princess. You'll never be queen someday.
  • Daisy: Darn it! When i become queen, i'll get my hands on you! 
  • Syrup: You're not related to that Tatanga alien, are you?
  • Daisy: No i'm not. He's dead already. Move along and leave my kingdom alone.
  • Syrup: Safe travels.
  • Daisy: Never again. You almost got the kids into trouble.

(Syrup start sailing her ship to the bottom of the ocean)

  • Syrup: At last! We got all the treasure we own.
  • Pirate Goom #1: Safe and sound.
  • Pirate Goom #2: Captain Syrup, where are we heading next?
  • Syrup: Next up, we're going to sail all the way to the Mushroom Kingdom.
  • Pirate Goom #3: Isn't that where Wario lives? I know he's your arch-nemesis when collecting treasure all over the lands.
  • Syrup: That Wario won't get a sniff over my coins. Ha ha ha. That's how real captains do at work.

(Back at the castle in the conference room, Daisy hold a stick to point at the board with Syrup's gang as the knights are sitting to listen to Daisy)

  • Daisy: There has been a big crime going on. You see "The Sweet Stuff" ship sailing all over the ocean, do you?
  • Knight #1: She's everywhere these days.
  • Daisy: She just want to claim for treasure. I don't know why.
  • Knight #2: Has she ever sail to the Mushroom Kingdom before?
  • Daisy: The Mushroom Kingdom? That's where Luigi lives. I can't let my boy down for my actions. That pirate lady care about herself and i won't stand back when the kingdom become more secure.
  • Knight #3: Don't fail the kingdom down. It's only for our hearts and pride.
  • Daisy: This is what Sarasaland stand for. No theft or stranger would sail into the kingdom without idenity.
  • Knight #4: We got the power.
  • Daisy: And no one can take my flowers away from me.
  • Knight #1: You use flowers?
  • Daisy: Yes. I always use flowers in my garden and the whole kingdom itself.
  • Knight #2: Who use flowers nowadays?
  • Knight #3: I would go for the roses.
  • Daisy: You know what? Let's go plant some flowers.

(Back in the ocean, Risky Boots' ship arrives in the water by landing from a portal)

  • Tinkerbat Captain: I got the portal remove. If we wanna get out, we'll warp out of the ocean back to our factory.
  • Risky Boots: This is what Sarasaland look like. Blah, such a lame place to go.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: I hope this kingdom has treasure.
  • Risky Boots: Me too. My bet is that no one would find the treasure first before us.

(Back at the castle in the garden area, the knights and Princess Daisy are planting the flowers in the ground)

  • Daisy: What does it feel like on planting those flowers than planting money to grow on trees?
  • Knight #1: You make money by working.
  • Daisy: That's my man.
  • Knight #2: Where does the flowers go? On what area of the garden?
  • Daisy: Plant them anywhere you want, as long they're not in the way where people would step on the grass.
  • Knight #2: Thank you very much.
  • Jester: *rush to the garden* Princess Daisy!
  • Daisy: What? We're in the middle of gardening.
  • Jester: Another ship is heading into the dock.
  • Daisy: Again? Come on. Captain Syrup already left with the crew. I know she's already infamous for stealing gems from other kingdoms around the world.
  • Jester: It's really serious. I'm not loving the sound of it. What if we get robbed again?
  • Daisy: Don't worry. I'll teach this captain a lesson.
  • Knight #3: Princess, wait. Don't go.
  • Daisy: Keep gardening. I'll take care of this pirate business. You know that i hate pirates so much.

(Risky Boots and the Tinkerbats arrive at the dock as the anchor land on the sand with Risky Boots getting out of the ship with people looking at her)

  • Risky Boots: Behold. I am Risky Boots. Queen of the Seven Seas.
  • Sailor #1: Oh my, you're hot.
  • Risky Boots: Thank you. Hot like the tropical island in south west of the ocean.
  • Sailor #2: I worship you.
  • Risky Boots: Pardon me, i'm the queen of the world.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Why is everyone looking at us?
  • Risky Boots: Because we're pirates. Every time a pirate sail to a island, people get anxious whatever we're good guys or not.
  • Daisy: Stop! Stop right there. Where do you think you're going?
  • Risky Boots: Out of the way Princess. This is no place for a pirate to interact with a princess.
  • Daisy: Wait a minute. Are you related to Captain Syrup?
  • Risky Boots: Ho ho ho. I love my waffles and pancakes with syrup. And a pinch of butter. Do you have any storage of treasure around your kingdom?
  • Daisy: There's no more treasure in this kingdom. We sold it to the Mushroom Kingdom and they will be making a lot of money to host the next Mario Kart Grand Prix in a few years.
  • Risky Boots: I'm not talking about a race, i'm talking about claiming gold!
  • Daisy: Gold? Who need gold when you have like 300 bucks in your pirate ship?
  • Risky Boots: Listen! I'm not here to play your games. If we made a deal, we'll sail through the seven seas.
  • Daisy: Make a deal? Like making contracts for a movie production?
  • Risky Boots: Is that all clear?
  • Sailor #4: Princess Daisy, don't do it.
  • Daisy: Guys. I've got a confession to make with this pirate lady.
  • Risky Boots: I'm just going to take her to my ship for a while. You guys mind your own business and get back to work!
  • Everyone: *mind their own business*
  • Daisy: Where are we going?
  • Risky Boots: To my ship.

(At Risky Boots' ship, the Tinkerbats set up the ship to start sailing to the ocean)

  • Daisy: Wow. We're sailing to the ocean? What about my people?
  • Risky Boots: Who are you? Why are you dressed like a princess?
  • Daisy: I was always a princess. I'm Daisy. What are you?
  • Risky Boots: I'm Risky Boots, the future ruler of Sequin Land.
  • Daisy: Sequin Land? Is there a Sequin Land around here?
  • Risky Boots: No. I'm from another world. If you wanna go to Sequin Land, you gotta come to my world.
  • Daisy: No thank you. I already got a kingdom of my own. Also, i have friends back home who need to plan a visit around the world.
  • Risky Boots: Princess Daisy, eh? So you wanna make a deal. How about we search for treasure around the world and try to rule the seven seas. That's how you become a pirate.
  • Daisy: It would be great to become a pirate for a day.
  • Risky Boots: Great! Now get dressed like a mate. We are going to travel around the ocean and look for islands to tour on.
  • Daisy: Jeez, i forgot my sport clothes.
  • Risky Boots: Put on pirate clothes. You have to wear a uniform like what my men always wear.
  • Daisy: But your crew is all naked. This guy is the only one wearing a suit.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Dang girl. You got a problem with my suit? Huh?
  • Risky Boots: Get dressed.
  • Daisy: Whatever, Pirate Queen.
  • Risky Boots: Trust me, she won't live to reach for a diamond.

(Meanwhle at Diamond City at Mona's Pizza, Wario and Waluigi are having lunch with their rivals Mario and Luigi after a series of winning and losing from competitions)

  • Mario: Mama mia. This pizza taste good like what it used to be.
  • Wario: After a series of winning and losing, we deserve a break of pizza.
  • Luigi: It's always a Luigi Time.
  • Waluigi: No. It will always be a Waluigi Time. Wah wah wah wah.
  • Luigi: Hey, you didn't say that there would always be a time for you.
  • Wario: Not til i make a million for my microgames.
  • Mario: Hey Mona, how's the job doing for you?
  • Mona: It's going well. Right Manager Joe?
  • Joe: Looking hot. I gotta prepare the deep-fish pizza for the customer to go.
  • Mona: Drive-thru is working like crazy.
  • Joe: It sure does. We're the only two working today.
  • Wario: Mona, you're getting paid today for my microgames.
  • Mona: Thank you very much.
  • Wario: Ha ha ha. That's how i make money and paid them to my workers.
  • Waluigi: The real business is going great.
  • Luigi: All i do is capture ghosts. This is how Professor E. Gadd paid me.
  • Mario: Let's not talk about money in here.
  • Luigi, Wario and Waluigi: What?
  • Mario: It's suppose to be a secret. Let's talk on our way to the beach.
  • Luigi: Uh, check please!
  • Mona: At your service.
  • Luigi: See? We're going to give her cash and we're outta here.
  • Waluigi: Awkward.

(After paying money to Mona, Mario's gang left the pizza place and take a walk at the beach)

  • Mario: Man, whatever it takes to reach through a milestone, we'll be stuffed like cats.
  • Luigi: Mario, i always wanted to clean a garden. But Peach's Garden is a lot of work.
  • Wario: Blah blah blah. I wish we were back in the house.
  • Waluigi: I'm up for another tennis match.
  • Luigi: I would love to beat you on the next tennis match.
  • Waluigi: Oh yeah? I hope i can beat you through kart racing.
  • Luigi: From gravity to anti-gravity, i'm down.
  • Mario: Are you seeing what i'm seeing?
  • Waluigi: It's just a ship passing by.
  • Wario: No! It cannot be.
  • Luigi: What's the matter? Did we pay the wrong money to Mona?
  • Wario: No. It's Captain Syrup and her fleet!
  • Luigi: Come on now. You know every person in the world that you don't wanna talk about.
  • Wario: Stand back. She can't mess with my city and the people.

(Captain Syrup arrive at Diamond City in the beach where she encounter Mario's gang)

  • Syrup: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Wait a minute, are you Wario?
  • Wario: Yes! Trying to mess with my gang?
  • Syrup: I didn't know you're all related to that yellow man.
  • Mario: What the? No. Me and Luigi are brothers. Wario and Waluigi are also like brothers, but friends too.
  • Syrup: If he's Wario, you're Me?
  • Mario: Mario.
  • Syrup: What do you boys want?
  • Luigi: You got a nice group of pirates. What kind of Goombas are those?
  • Syrup: They're not Goombas. They're pirates.
  • Waluigi: What kind of deal you're offering us?
  • Syrup: You wanna sail with me and make some money? Come with me.
  • Luigi: Wait, we're going to be pirates?
  • Syrup: Absolutely yes. You're all mates.
  • Mario: Ha ha ha.
  • Luigi: Well, it's a pirate life for me.
  • Wario: Oh no, you got to be kidding me. You're making us work as pirates?
  • Syrup: That's part of my job. Follow along.
  • Waluigi: Give me a big fat break.
  • Luigi: Easy on a Sunday Morning.

(Mario's gang hop aboard on Captain Syrup's ship and sail to the ocean)

  • Mario: Whoa. That's a big ship around here we're standing.
  • Luigi: What if we arrive at a spooky island?
  • Syrup: We always travel to islands in different cultures.
  • Luigi: Might not be a Koopa one or a Goomba one.
  • Wario: Where are we sailing to?
  • Syrup: You'll see.
  • Waluigi: Like what? Travel to Yoshi's Island?
  • Syrup: I'm not telling you. We're about to sail to a island and that's final. So move along my men.
  • Mario: Alright.
  • Luigi: Man, she's sassy.
  • Wario: Hey. Leave my pirate lady alone.
  • Luigi: How is she your pirate lady?
  • Wario: Me and Syrup has a history of collecting treasure around the world.
  • Syrup: I heard that.
  • Waluigi: She heard you guys. Beat along!
  • Luigi: Jeez.
  • Wario: Next time, we're playing kings.

(Back at Risky Boots' ship, Daisy is all dressed up in pirate uniform)

  • Daisy: Oh my flowers, my hoo-hoos. Who is going to pay me a fee of coins?
  • Risky Boots: Ugh, who put you on the ship?
  • Daisy: These clothes are making me sweat and smell like white cheddar.
  • Risky Boots: Those are my old clothes. What are you? A matey?
  • Daisy: Pirates are suppose to be like "Oh ho, shiver me timbers!" or "Arrrr! What kind of squid you think you are? Get off me ship!"
  • Risky Boots: Nah, don't care. I speak like what a pirate lady always does.
  • Daisy: Ooh, we're about to arrive on a island.
  • Risky Boots: Sweet. Make way for the island men!

(The Tinkerbats sail their way to Yoshi's Island as they dock in the sand with the crew getting out)

  • Daisy: Cheese, the sun is making me hot.
  • Risky Boots: Move along Princess Daisy.
  • Daisy: This island is filled with colorful dinosaurs. They're all nice like Toads and Lumas.
  • Risky Boots: I don't care who's naughty or nice unless you're a good girl for Christmas.
  • Daisy: What are we going to do on the island?
  • Tinkerbat Captain: I'll lead my crew to search for gems. You girls can look for coins around the jungle.
  • Daisy: No booby trap can stop us with spears.
  • Risky Boots: A booty trap wouldn't be a bad idea for our butts.
  • Daisy: I feel more like a evil woman! Arr arr arr!
  • Risky Boots: Now you're doing the pirate voice.
  • Daisy: Feel so good to shiver me timbers.
  • Risky Boots: Alright. Split up! Captain, you go lead the crew to look for gems and Daisy, you're coming with me to look for coins.
  • Daisy: Aye aye captain!
  • Risky Boots: Ugh, i never hire a happy person like her before.
  • Daisy: Are you talking to yourself?
  • Risky Boots: No. I'm talking to the sky!
  • Daisy: There's no Laikus around here. I think we're good to search around.
  • Risky Boots: Great. Now let's explore.

(The background song "Evil Woman" by ELO plays as the Tinkerbats and Risky Boots with Daisy goes both way to explore Yoshi's Island. The Tinkerbats search in the jungle where the Spear Guys are hiding.)

  • Tinkerbat Captain: Don't even make a sound or make a peep.
  • Tinkerbat #1: Captain, you know what i'm seeing.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: What? Oh my, you got to be joking me.
  • Spear Guy: *pop up and throw spears*
  • Tinkerbat #2: Spear Guys!
  • Tinkerbat Captan: Run run run!

(As the Tinkerbats run, Daisy and Risky Boots explore through the rocks to look for treasure)

  • Risky Boots: There is no treasure around here. This is the rock area.
  • Daisy: I think i saw a pebble on the ground.
  • Risky Boots: It's a gem! Go grab it.
  • Daisy: Alright. *grab the gem*

(The Ukikis spy on Daisy and throw rocks on her)

  • Daisy: Grinder attack!
  • Risky Boots: Make a move and run!
  • Daisy: I thought this place is a prehistoric jungle.

(The Tinkerbats ran away from the Spear Guys and speak into the Yoshi Tribe area as they sneak through logs in the grass)

  • Tinkerbat Captain: Go grab the ruby we'll roll out.
  • Tinkerbat #1: Yes Captain. *sneak through the logs and grab the ruby* I got it.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Good. Now bring it to me!

(The Yoshi Tribe walk up and hold their spears to the Tinkerbats)

  • Tinkerbat #1: Uh oh. I don't think it's a good idea.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Run away!
  • Yoshi Tribe: *run and throw spears at the Tinkerbats*
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Stupid dinosaurs. I didn't know they hold spears on their hands.

(Yoshi and Birdo are at the cliff, planning to throw a big boulder to the Tinkerbats)

  • Yoshi: Creepy Crawlies. Ready?
  • Birdo: Yes. Now let's push. *push the big boulder with Yoshi*

(The big boulder crash to block the entrance to the cave to avoid the Tinkerbats from hiding in)

  • Tinkerbat Captain: Drat. Blocked at us.
  • Tinkerbat #1: They're throwing spears at us.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Turn to the right!

(While the Tinkerbats run away from the Yoshi Tribe, Daisy and Risky Boots walk into the valley as they saw a pearl gem on the grass)

  • Risky Boots: Another gem found.
  • Daisy: It's a pearl.
  • Risky Boots: Go grab it before someone else claim it.
  • Daisy: Yes Pirate Queen. *walk to the pearl, but stopped by a series of fast blue lights running around her* What is going on?
  • Risky Boots: Come on, i know a booby trap could be hiding around here.
  • Boshi: *grab the pearl gem*
  • Daisy: Hey! That was our gem!
  • Boshi: *stop and look at the gem*
  • Risky Boots: Hey! You! Give that back!
  • Boshi: No honor among thieves, eh? *run away*
  • Risky Boots: Moron!
  • Daisy: The fast Yoshi got the gem first. No fair.
  • Risky Boots: Don't worry, we'll find another place to collect.

(The Tinkerbats search around in the swamp as they saw a treasure chest on the way)

  • Tinkerbat Captain: Well well well, we found gold.
  • Tinkerbat #1: Get the treasure.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Jackpot. *grab the treasure*

(The Bandit grab the treasure after Tinkerbat Captain)

  • Tinkerbat Captain: Hey! That was our lucky ooh-la. Brat! We're all broke.
  • Tinkerbat #2: We suck.

(Daisy and Risky Boots climb in the cliffs where they discover a bunch of gems on the ground)

  • Daisy: Diamonds!
  • Risky Boots: Good. Now go grab the diamonds before the thieves catch them all.
  • Daisy: *grab the gems* There's a plenty to collect.
  • Risky Boots: We're not going to collect them all. We're taking few of them to the ship.
  • Daisy: I got you.
  • Risky Boots: Keep collecting,

(The Tinkerbats made it to the crystal caverns as they discover a bunch of diamonds on the area)

  • Tinkerbat Captain: Sweet gold of milk. We found the diamonds.
  • Tinkerbat #1: Oh boy, we're rich!
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Time to keep them all at one.

(The Tap-Taps pop out of the diamonds and attack the Tinkerbats at all)

  • Tinkerbat #2: We're under attack! Run!
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Bad luck. Escape to the ship!
  • Tinkerbat #3: Not the gems. Ugh, forget about them.

(The background song end as the Tinkerbats made it all the way back to the beach where the ship is standing)

  • Tinkerbat Captain: I never risk myself to collect all the gems. We fail like crazy.
  • Risky Boots: Ho ho ho. We got every one of them.
  • Daisy: We feel rich.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Risky Boots, you found a few gems.
  • Risky Boots: It's you. Did you find the treasure?
  • Tinkerbat Captain: No. Somebody stole it and we all fail on getting the gems.
  • Risky Boots: Ugh, you guys suck.
  • Daisy: Back to the ship gentlemen.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Aye aye captain.

(The pirate ship is sailing out of Yoshi's Island and heading into the ocean)

  • Risky Boots: We did not expect to collect as many, but we finally did.
  • Daisy: We're the best!
  • Tinkerbat Captain: I got hit so many times with tribes throwing spears at us.
  • Risky Boots: Every pirate has a tribe in them. That's how islands are, Captain.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: My hat almost tore apart. Now it's ripped.
  • Daisy: It's a sea shanty out there. I can smell it from the bottom of the ocean.
  • Risky Boots: Where do you want to sail next?
  • Daisy: You know what we're going to do to that other pirate lady.
  • Risky Boots: Like what?
  • Daisy: You'll see.

(Back at "The Sweet Stuff", Mario and Luigi are cleaning the floors as Wario and Waluigi move the barrels with Syrup looking through her telescope)

  • Syrup: I see no island around here. We're getting close to our destination.
  • Mario: Gosh, i can't work all day in the sun.
  • Luigi: Let's take a leap.
  • Syrup: No no no, where are you going?
  • Mario: We're trying to get-a away with you and try to jump in the water to swim with the Cheep Cheeps.
  • Syrup: No one is going anywhere without a captain. You hear me.
  • Wario: Yes Captain Syrup. We'll always listen to you.
  • Waluigi: Surrender me.
  • Syrup: I saw something close in my eye.
  • Luigi: Money?
  • Syrup: A pirate ship is heading toward us!
  • Mario: Pirates!
  • Luigi: That's no good to me.
  • Syrup: Make way for shanty!
  • Waluigi: Yes Captain. *move the ship*
  • Wario: Sail the high winds!
  • Mario: We're about to face something big.
  • Luigi: Oh brother, look at the pirates.

(Risky Boots' ship and Syrup's ship goes face to face with each other. As Mario and Luigi saw Risky Boots' ship, they realize that Daisy is on the ship.)

  • Luigi: Mama mia! Did you see that?
  • Mario: That's Princess Daisy. I didn't know she's leading a group of pirates on her own.
  • Syrup: You again?
  • Daisy: Well well well. We come face to face with our big pirate crews.
  • Luigi: Princess Daisy! Over here! It's us!
  • Daisy: Oh hey guys. Didn't see you there.
  • Risky Boots: Ugh, who brought the fat brothers into the ship?
  • Daisy: Risky, those are my hands.
  • Risky Boots: There are nobody friends. Every pirate has a arch-nemesis in them. And they hate each other.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: That's right. We're gonna battle with another ship.
  • Syrup: Are you willing to fight?
  • Wario: Do it!
  • Mario: Please don't.
  • Risky Boots: Think you can beat my men around here? I don't think so.
  • Syrup: We're suppose to make way to another island. But you block us all.
  • Daisy: That's right. We're going to beat you to the ultimate test.
  • Waluigi: Come on.
  • Luigi: You don't wanna do this to my lady.
  • Wario: Shut up all! Let's just fight already.
  • Risky Boots: Men, take advantage and battle!
  • Syrup: No mercy for this woman. Fight my love birds!

(Syrup's group and Risky Boots' group clash each other from ship to ship)

  • Luigi: Oh no, i can't watch!
  • Mario: Come on, it's not a movie. It's real-life.
  • Luigi: I can't see Daisy trying to beat a bunch of pirates like men.
  • Wario: Get over it.
  • Daisy: I'm going to stop you for nothing!
  • Luigi: Yikes!
  • Syrup: *fight Daisy* I got you now.
  • Daisy: A real pirate never gives up!
  • Risky Boots: Talking like babies.
  • Mario: Very well, you didn't recognize us from last time.
  • Risky Boots: I remember you two. I can't wait to cut your heads off and place them on display on my factory.
  • Wario: It's brothers time!
  • Luigi: *run* Here we go! *fight Risky Boots*
  • Wario: Let's beat the monsters*
  • Mario: Oh yeah. Ha ha ha.
  • Daisy: *fight Syrup* You're not going to win.
  • Syrup: Prepare the cannons!
  • Pirate Gooms: *load the cannons and bomb them to the other ship*
  • Tinkerbats: *load the cannons and bomb them to the other ship*
  • Risky Boots: My ship!
  • Luigi: What are you looking at?
  • Risky Boots: *clash with Luigi* You're going to lose, Loser.
  • Luigi: Loser? I am not Loser. I am Super Luigi! *clash hard on Risky Boots' sword*
  • Risky Boots: My sword has a crack. How dare you.
  • Luigi: This is the end of the line.
  • Mario: *punch every Tinkerbat* Take a beat!
  • Wario: *smash the Tinkerbats* Smash!
  • Waluigi: *kick and step on the Tinkerbats* Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  • Daisy: *hit Syrup* Gotcha.
  • Syrup: *push Daisy* Enough, pirate princess.
  • Daisy: You can't push me.
  • Syrup: Oh yes i can. You're just a trainee with no smart intelligent like a professor.
  • Daisy: Screw you. I hope i can throw all the rotten flowers to your mouth.
  • Luigi: Ah! *hit Risky Boots*
  • Risky Boots: Darn it. *slap Luigi*
  • Luigi: Ow.
  • Risky Boots: Move it or face it crybaby.
  • Luigi: I'm not a pirate, i'm a plumber. *shoot fireballs at Risky Boots*
  • Risky Boots: *dodge the fireballs* Shame on you.
  • Luigi: Feel my thunder. *control the weather*
  • Risky Boots: Oh no you don't.
  • Mario: Luigi, you're making the weather worse.
  • Luigi: I know how. I did this so many times in battle.
  • Risky Boots: *kick Luigi* Arr arr arr, not so fast, green stache.
  • Luigi: My thunder! It's gone.
  • Mario: Get back stinky lady!
  • Risky Boots: *clash with Mario* Uh uh uh, you gotta get past me.
  • Mario: Ooh, is that your dead dad on your hoo-hoos?
  • Risky Boots: It's the original face of my old master! *kick Mario*
  • Mario: Gosh. The pain. It hurts.
  • Risky Boots: Stand aside or you will be hypnotize by my skull bra.
  • Mario: Ah, coins. Ah, Goombas.
  • Risky Boots: It doesn't even turn on when my dark magic is on.
  • Waluigi: *block Risky Boots* Don't do this to the little guy.
  • Risky Boots: What are you even doing here?
  • Waluigi: I'm trying to protect the red plumber.
  • Luigi: Go go go! I wish you can fight like this in the Smash Tournament.
  • Wario: Sumo smash! *smash the Tinkerbats*
  • Waluigi: Whoa.
  • Risky Boots: The ship is shaking.
  • Syrup: *grab Daisy* Gotta get the gotcha.
  • Daisy: Let go of me.
  • Luigi: Daisy!
  • Syrup: Any last words?
  • Luigi: No. I cannot die without my princess! *run and kick Syrup out of the way*
  • Daisy: Luigi.
  • Luigi: Don't worry baby i got you.
  • Risky Boots: What the?
  • Syrup: *get up* Ugh, what's wrong with you.
  • Luigi: Stop your fighting. We pirates should not war each other out. We should be equal according to our friendship's system.
  • Mario: Brother, step it down.
  • Risky Boots: It's my mine to kill. *use a pistol to shoot at Luigi*
  • Mario: Oh no. *move Luigi out of the shot*
  • Daisy: Hey! What are you doing?
  • Risky Boots: I'm trying to get rid of those annoying little brats.
  • Daisy: They're not brats. They're my friends.
  • Everyone: *shocked*
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Yo, why are we stopping?
  • Risky Boots: Daisy, either you like it or not, step out of it.
  • Daisy: I would never see my friends die in a battle from victory.
  • Syrup: Daisy is right. We need to stop the battle right now and make some peace.
  • Risky Boots: Never ever. I will be the Queen of the Seven Seas when i get my hands on those dwarfs!
  • Mario: You call us dwarfs? I'll show you a real punch. *run and punch Risky Boots*
  • Risky Boots: Ugh. I'm going to punish you all.
  • Wario: *lift a barrel* Ya! *throw a barrel at Risky Boots*
  • Risky Boots: *break the barrel*
  • Waluigi: Uh oh, that's not good.
  • Risky Boots: This is the end of the line boys!
  • Luigi: We're doomed.
  • Daisy: *grab Risky Boots*
  • Risky Boots: Let go of me.
  • Daisy: You lied about everything. You're not a real pirate, you're a fraud!
  • Everyone: *shocked*
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Ha ha ha. Who's laughing now?
  • Wario: *smash Tinkerbat Captain* Shut up!
  • Risky Boots: What did you just say?
  • Daisy: You're a fraud!
  • Risky Boots: Fraud? No no no, i'm no fraud. I'm a mastermind.
  • Daisy: *hold Risky Boots* With all that said, i won the fight. *throw Risky Boots in her ship*
  • Risky Boots: Stop betraying me you son of a shell.
  • Daisy: For now, i rule the seven seas!
  • Everyone: *cheer*
  • Mario: Woo hoo!
  • Luigi: Oh boy, we're saved!
  • Wario: I'm gonna make some millions.
  • Waluigi: Thank god, we're outta here.
  • Syrup: I owe you girl.
  • Daisy: You sure owe me back for the treasure you just stole.
  • Risky Boots: You're not going anywhere without a fight!
  • Tinkerbats: *run back to the ship and sail away*
  • Risky Boots: Men, you're suppose to bomb and sink the ship. Get back!
  • Luigi: Woo!!! We won!
  • Mario: That's for messing with the princess of Sarasaland.
  • Daisy: Mario, Luigi. I didn't know you guys were working with the captain.
  • Mario: She's the brains of all.
  • Syrup: That's right matey.
  • Wario: Are we a joke to us?
  • Waluigi: Blah blah blah, they don't hire the real captains around.
  • Luigi: Daisy, i never ever want to lose you. I love you.
  • Daisy: You love me too.
  • Mario: Loves me, loves me not.
  • Luigi: Mario.
  • Mario: Sorry. Just backing up. Backing my body back.
  • Syrup: Where do you want to celebrate?
  • Daisy: Let's go have a lunch celebration back at the kingdom.
  • Mario: Let's a party.
  • Luigi: Yahoo!

(Back at Risky Boots' ship, Risky Boots is disappointed by her defeat from Princess Daisy)

  • Risky Boots: I can't believe a trainee betray me like this. I'm going to get my revenge on her!
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Maybe someday. We'll have time to train for our next attack at Scuttle Town.
  • Risky Boots: I'm already getting sick of dealing with the same old enemies over and over again. Let's go home.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: Right Pirate Queen.

(The pirate ship warp to the portal back to the Tinkerbat Factory)

  • Risky Boots: Home sweet factory.
  • Tinkerbat Captain: What a shame. Ooh, Daisy forgot her dress.
  • Risky Boots: *grab Daisy's dress* I didn't know she left her dress in the closet. This look like a good disguise to dress for revenge.

(Back at Sarasaland at the castle, a big lunch is being held as Syrup's gang with Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi are invited to the table. The food is served on the table as everyone eat the food.)

  • Daisy: Three cheers for the princess. Hip hip.
  • Everyone: Hooray!
  • Daisy: Hip hip.
  • Everyone: Hooray!
  • Daisy: Hip hip.
  • Everyone: Hooray!
  • Luigi: Okay, that's enough of repeating. Now we can eat for love.
  • Mario: Ah, i love steak.
  • Wario: I never knew this chicken leg tasted good like what Mona used to make as a side in her pizzeria.
  • Waluigi: Yummy mashed potatoes.
  • Syrup: This food taste like a buffet. Thank your chefs for making the food for us.
  • Daisy: You're very welcome.
  • Syrup: By the way, we return all the treasure to your castle.
  • Daisy: Thanks a billion. That's how owing works.
  • Mario: I'm going to love these cupcakes like crazy.
  • Daisy: Mario and Luigi, you guys are the very best. Make sure you tell Princess Peach that i say hi.
  • Mario: We will.
  • Luigi: It's always a pleasure to say hi to people that never met a person before.
  • Wario: My co-workers will be so proud when they hear the story on how i met Captain Syrup.
  • Syrup: It been ages since i took over your castle.
  • Wario: Hey, you robbed me once. In the aftermath, i sold my castle to the pirates and create a organization based on treasury.
  • Waluigi: And then we make microgames at Diamond City.
  • Wario: I'm always tired of searching for treasure.
  • Syrup: I hope to visit the Mushroom Kingdom someday. The Black Sugar Pirates would love it here.
  • Mario: Oh yeah. I hope we see you all there.
  • Daisy: Oh my, i forgot my dress at Risky Boots' ship.
  • Luigi: What?
  • Daisy: Don't worry, i got a lot of dresses to try on.
  • Luigi: Shoot. You almost gave me a heart attack.
  • Daisy: Anyways, i have the gems all with me. I think i'm gonna give it to Luigi. *give the gems to Luigi*
  • Luigi: Thanks. That's a lot to carry. i think i'm gonna give it to someone else.
  • Daisy: If you don't like it, you can give them all back to me.
  • Luigi: I'm good. I think these gems are very special and one of them is going to like them.

(Back at Sequin Land in the lighthouse, a half-genie with purple hair wakes up with pajamas on)

  • Shantae: Ah, what a day. I wonder if i have any mail at the door.

(The half-genie walk to the door and open it to see the gems on the ground)

  • Shantae: Gems? Who leave the gems at the front door? Oh well, i'm going to keep them for my gem collection. *keep the gems and close the door*

THE END

Trivia

  • The idea of the short was based on the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate story mode World of Light, where Princess Daisy has the spirit of Risky Boots for a battle.
  • Syrup's line "If you shake it more than three times, you're playing with it." is a reference to a line in the 2002 film The Hot Chick starring Rob Schneider.
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