Deadpool, Wolverine and Knuckles is a crossover fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. The story is a crossover featuring Deadpool and Wolverine from Marvel Comics and Knuckles the Echidna from Sonic the Hedgehog, focusing on Knuckles and his team crashing in a new world after their encounter with Dr. Eggman. As the three of separated, Knuckles team up with Deadpool and Wolverine as they work together to face their foes while on the run. It was released on August 27, 2024.
Characters[]
- Deadpool
- Wolverine
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Miles "Tails" Prower
- Colossus
- Negasonic Teenage Warhead
- Yukio
- Domino
- Professor X
- Dr. Eggman
- Magneto
- Orbot
- Cubot
- Metal Sonic
Transcript[]
(One day in a apartment, Wade Wilson get up and put on his Deadpool suit as he rock around the house, prepare some breakfast by eating some cereal with milk with some X-Men figures shown on the table, Deadpool look into his game closet by looking at his SEGA Genesis cartridges of Sonic the Hedgehog, NIGHTS, Ristar, Vectorman, Alex Kidd and Altered Beast as Deadpool grab the Sonic the Hedgehog game cartridge and place it on the Genesis as he begin playing the game while narrating)
- Deadpool: Hello. You're all here for a reason. Deadpool's here. The Man with the Merc or the Merc with a Mouth if you wanna call it. I'm Marvel's baby. F**ked by the executives at Fox and saved by Disney. Marvel doesn't mess with me or the wrong people. You all seen me in comics before, don't you? Today is my day-off and I'm just here playing some video games with Sonic the Hedgehog. Say, Tim Miller who was involved in my first movie worked on the Sonic the Hedgehog movie when the first trailer had a ugly design as s**t. God damn it! How could Paramount f**k up the first time until Jeff Fowler listen to the fans and fix the design, making Sonic perfect like he's SEGA Jesus. The movie's good, but the sequel is top notch. What would the world be like if there was a Deadpool and Sonic the Hedgehog crossover? Mixing with Wolverine and Knuckles in the mix. Well... let's find out!
(The story truly begins as we head over to the planet of Mobius, a peaceful planet with animals flying as Green Hill Zone is under attack by the clutches of Dr. Eggman and his army of Badniks as Sonic, Tails and Knuckles run to knock every Egg Pawn out of the way)
- Sonic: There's an Eggman on the loose. I repeat! Eggman is on the loose!
- Tails: Roger that.
- Knuckles: *punch some Egg Pawns* These Egg Pawns are so weak to kill.
- Eggman: *laugh* Ah ha ha ha ha! You're never gonna beat me!
- Orbot: Oh, he's gonna live a low life on the streets.
- Cubot: He's no fast runner.
- Metal Sonic: *float* Puny.
- Knuckles: Grr, I'm gonna get you!
- Eggman: Wait 'til I see the looks of your face when you boom! *shoot lasers everywhere*
- Sonic: Lasers!
- Tails: *dodge by flying* Watch out!
- Knuckles: He always have to gain on us like every single week of our lives.
- Sonic: This guy never catch a break on anything.
- Eggman: Where are you going, animals?
- Knuckles: Dishonor! *jump and turn to smash the Eggmobile*
- Eggman: *spin with the Eggmobile* Aah! It's spinning! Stop it!
- Orbot: Whoa! This is too much!
- Cubot: Dizzy make me wanna go to sleep.
- Metal Sonic: How rude.
- Tails: Way a go, Knuckles.
- Knuckles: No one mess with my friends.
- Eggman: Metal Sonic, get them.
- Metal Sonic: *land down* Are you done yet?
- Sonic: Hey Metal, ready for a rematch?
- Metal Sonic: You're no match for me, hedgehog. *fight Sonic*
- Sonic: We'll see about that. *kick Metal Sonic*
- Metal Sonic: *curl as a ball and hit Sonic many times* Grr.
- Sonic: *curl as a ball and blast at Metal Sonic* Boom! That's what I'm talking about!
- Knuckles: Eggman, you really mark your words and you're gonna lose for it.
- Eggman: Knuckles, I used to work for you, and you betrayed me for the hedgehog and fox!
- Knuckles: No. You betrayed me over the Master Emerald and Chaos Emeralds cause, you want to rule the world and win over bad luck.
- Eggman: That is not part of the deal and that not what I meant. *shoot missiles everywhere*
- Knuckles: *dodge the missiles* Deceiver! *blast at Eggman's Eggmobile*
- Eggman: *crash with his Eggmobile* Ow ow ow ow ow. What are you doing?!
- Orbot: The Eggmobile is crashing!
- Cubot: After every hit, it's crashing to the nearest spot.
- Eggman: Why aren't you helping?! You didn't do nothing!
- Knuckles: So long, mad doctor.
- Eggman: *his Eggmobile bump on the trees and crash as he crash on a rock with a sharp gem coming out* Huh?
- Tails: We totally knocked the Eggguy again.
- Knuckles: He should watch his back and stay one hundred feet away from us.
- Sonic: *knock out Metal Sonic* Gotcha again as always.
- Knuckles: *see a sharp gem glowing* What is that gem?
- Tails: Is that a rare Chaos Emerald?
- Eggman: What am I seeing?
- Orbot: According to my calculations, this rare interdimensional gem is a rare gem that is hidden through rocks centuries ago. It is said to suck things up and warp you to other worlds.
- Cubot: Which means, it's gonna blow!
- Eggman: What?! *see the interdimensional gem blow up with a hole sucking some parts of Green Hill Zone including him and everyone* Aah!
- Orbot: Hold on!
- Cubot: Look out!
- Knuckles: *hold on the ground* Ah! It's gonna suck us all in!
- Tails: It getting higher!
- Sonic: Aah! Not good!
- Metal Sonic: Curse you!
- Knuckles: Not the hole! *he and everyone get sucked in the hole as everyone scream* Aah!
(Some parts of Green Hill Zone get sucked into the hole as the hole explodes. In another universe on Earth-616, a hole open up and emerge some ground parts in with everyone separated with Knuckles crashing into the forest and bumping through the water, ground and rocks.)
- Knuckles: *dizzy* Ugh. What is this? *get up* What is this? What happen? No, no no no no. I'm lost. I'm not in Green Hill anymore or Emerald Hill. This is not Angel Island. I'm in the woods! Sonic! Tails! Eggman! Not Eggman. Hello? Is anyone there?! How will I get home. *run*
(Sonic fall and crash through the trees, some rocks and get knocked over a cliff by crashing into the mud)
- Sonic: Aw, man. I'm gross like a pig. How did I end up in this strange world? I'm covered in like, mud! *see a waterfall* Oh yeah. *run to the waterfall and take a shower* Ah, much better. Wait a minute, I hate water! *spit out some water and shake himself with a fluff and shake to rinse some water out* Where am I? How did I end up in here? Tails? Knuckles? Hello? Is there a way to get home?! *run*
(Tails fall on the rocks and fall out of the cliff as he crash into an abandoned house with broken furniture and walls as he get up and grab the Miles Electric after a crash)
- Tails: Shoot. Is this home? No it's not. What universe is this? *use his Miles Electric to analyze the name of the world* Earth-616? I haven't a heard a name like this universe a year ago. How did we end up here? I hope we're not too late. *fly out of the abandoned house*
(Dr. Eggman, Orbot, Cubot and Metal Sonic crash through the woods as the Eggmobile bump all the way through the broken rocks)
- Eggman: Gosh darn it! What a crash landing.
- Orbot: How did we end up here?
- Cubot: I don't know. It was a misunderstanding.
- Metal Sonic: What cause us to suck us in a new world?
- Eggman: That interdimensional gem is something. Never seen a gem that can explode and suck some things to transfer into other worlds. Like where we are right now!
- Orbot: It must have been a bad day for you.
- Cubot: We're out of our league.
- Eggman: Oh shut up! How are we going to get the heck out when there's no way out of this jungle?!
- Metal Sonic: That is actually a forest my friend.
- Eggman: Forest. Whatever. Let's fix this baby up before we can go home.
- Metal Sonic: I heard our enemies are somewhere around the woods. We might have a chance on killing them before we head home.
- Eggman: Precisely. My plans just moved forward with more time brought on my schedule. *giggle* He he ha ha ha!
- Deadpool: *narrate* Aw man. Team Sonic just had a beef with Dr. Eggman as always and crash into a whole another world which means, they're in the Marvel Universe! That gem that suck them in look like something that would come right out of a Infinity Stone. Do you wanna know where I play a part in? Yeah, let's find out!
(Meanwhile in a base of a area, Deadpool and his team walk by sneaking through the boxes on a ongoing heist mission to stop a threat)
- Deadpool: *narrate* Yeah! Now this is the part where I come in! My team of people. My own X-Men. Kinda like the X-Force. It all started when me, Colossus, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Domino and Yukio are off on a mission and set out to kill the man who gave me mutant abilities when trying to "meant" to cure me for cancer! I hate that guy so much and I wanna kill him. He run a mutant program, infamous when he thought he can cure sick people, but give them mutant powers in the end. Today, we're gonna teach this cluster f**k a little lesson of his own. Let my friends do the honor to do the talking and get this show started.
- Colossus: All members in the base, ready to be crushed.
- Deadpool: I'm so getting started.
- Negasonic: We know where Ajax and his men are up to.
- Yukio: His forces are a little mad. So we better watch out what the man has been up to.
- Domino: I've been hunting down ninjas for weeks. Ajax's men are much worse than I thought, even one of the big guys are trying to block the doors that get into our path.
- Deadpool: So, what do you wanna do today? Do some jumping-jacks? Do a hand stand and land down like a float?
- Colossus: Deadpool, we do not have time for your games. We are up on a mission to take down a force linked to the Essex Company.
- Deadpool: Yeah, but you distracted me when having a taco party! I should have brought in my chimichanga snack box on the go and my X-Men comics.
- Colossus: No more excuses or distractions. We have a mission to go to. Let's go!
- Deadpool: Whatever you say, big metal guy.
(Deadpool's team sneak through the base as Ajax's forces are walking through the base of boxes as the heroes sneak in the boxes for ideas and plans)
- Deadpool: So, how do we pass these guys?
- Colossus: Plan A, beat them up.
- Negasonic: Plan B, knock them up.
- Yukio: Blast them away.
- Domino: Shoot and cut every one of them so no one get left behind.
- Deadpool: We're gonna kill them all and I got that one bit of a idea to knock them all down. *stand up* Hey supporters of Ajax! If you're watching this, you can all go to heck and leave the mutants all alone! *use his snipers to shoot at the agents*
- Agent #1: Mutate!
- Agent #2: Kill it!
- Deadpool: Let's go! *dash and slash the agents*
- Colossus: *smash the agents and throw some boxes at the agents* Get lost!
- Negasonic: *flame blast at the agents and shoot fireballs at the cameras* Watch it burn.
- Yukio: *jump and kick the agents* Hi-ya!
- Domino: *cut some agents and slice some boxes, revealing the bombs* Oh s**t. *run as the bombs explode with the fireworks by knocking the agents down*
- Deadpool: Go go go! Next floor. Let's go!
- Colossus: *run with everyone* We'll catch up!
(Deadpool's team continue knocking all the agents over by each room by the shoots, slashes and the punches as they reach to the top floor as they encounter Ajax and Angel Dust in the base)
- Deadpool: Ajax!
- Ajax: Wade Wilson. The Deadpool. We meet again.
- Deadpool: You f**k me up. You thought you were going to cure me and made me a mess. You, ruined me!
- Ajax: I gave you mutant abilities where you can live. It even cure your cancer. You can live as whatever as a mutant like Havok.
- Deadpool: My team would like to have a word with you.
- Angel: For what? You caused a lot of trouble for years and we're gonna rip you apart for what you have done.
- Deadpool: You have been warned to not mess with my life.
- Colossus: You got something to say?
- Negasonic: We're gonna burn you apart.
- Yukio: You're so mean.
- Domino: We're wasting time here. We just wanna go.
- Ajax: Everyone have a bit of a tight schedule right now. My first task is to get rid of all of you!
- Deadpool: You destroyed my appointment. Now I'll ruin yours!
- Ajax: Prepare for your fate.
- Deadpool: Bring it on. *use his walkman and play "Made For Me" by Mac Mention as the fight begin with Ajax and Angel Dust*
- Colossus: Ah! *fight and bump Ajax*
- Ajax: *punch and kick Colossus* Y'all go to hell!
- Angel: *punch and kick Negasonic* Get lost.
- Negasonic: Make me. *fire blast at Angel*
- Angel: *use a shield to block the fire blast* Ugh.
- Domino: *shoot at Angel* Come on. Get the bullet to the stomach.
- Angel: Watch it. *throw a shield at Domino*
- Yukio: *lightning shot at Ajax* Gotcha.
- Ajax: Mutants! *beat up Deadpool*
- Deadpool: *jump and kick Ajax* You got Deadpool'd!
- Ajax: Are you a joke?
- Deadpool: Am I a joke to you? I'm a 4th wall breaker! *shoot Ajax and look at the audience* See guys? I broke the fourth wall. Happy now?
- Ajax: *get up* I will blow this place up and you'll be sorry.
- Deadpool: Now you're being serious? Trying to play the victim card on yourself like you did nothing wrong?
- Ajax: If you want me to push the button, just say.
- Colossus: What are you doing?
- Deadpool: Let me rephrase me. *shout* PUSH... THE... BUTTON!
- Colossus: Deadpool, no!
- Ajax: Prepare to die you mouth mech person. *press the button*
- Deadpool: What the f**k? Nothing wrong happen.
- Negasonic: *shoot fire rings at Angel* You should pick on somebody your own size before you get the wrong person.
- Angel: I was never the wrong person. *get punched by Colossus*
- Colossus: She always was.
- Deadpool: Aah! It's gonna self-destruct. Like, the whole base is gonna blow!
- Ajax: Have a nice flight, Deadpool. *get shot by Deadpool*
- Deadpool: *blow the smoke off his guns* Boom shacka-lacka.
- Domino: We have to cut the wires to shut off the bombs.
- Deadpool: Let daddy handle it. *cut off the wire* Nope. Nope. That's not it. *unplug the machines* Yeah! *realize the bomb is still on* What am I doing? I thought I finished all of my homework.
- Colossus: You blew it.
- Negasonic: We should have smash it to pieces.
- Deadpool: Oh pluck. We're all screwed.
(The base blow up as the building collapses with Deadpool and his team getting blasted away and separated from each other as Deadpool crash on the the pine trees of the forest and crash into a bunch of trucks as he see the explosion from afar as Ajax and Angel are already dead)
- Deadpool: God damn it! I knew it was gonna blow up. Well, Ajax and Angel are out of my life for good. I don't have to deal with their bullcrap ever again in my life. *realize* My team! Colossus? Negasonic? Yukio? Domino? Where are you? I gotta go find them! *run and head out*
(Around the forest, Colossus, Negasonic, Domino and Yukio are in separated places as they get up and cough and find out where they are as they walk all over the forest to find each other and Deadpool who is still search around the woods. At a bar, the Wolverine walk into the place as he sit down at the counter to get a drink by the bartender.)
- Wolverine: One cup of gin please.
- Bartender: Coming right up. *pour some gin and give it to Wolverine*
- Wolverine: Thanks. *drink some gin*
- Bartender: Is there anything I can get you besides gin?
- Wolverine: I'm good. I always drink to remember.
- Bartender: Just ask for more if you like.
- Wolverine: We'll see about that.
- Thug #1: *walk in* Hey cowboy, make some room. Do you mind?
- Wolverine: What do you want.
- Thug #2: We don’t like your nature here.
- Thug #3: Make some room for a wild hog.
- Wolverine: Don't make me hit you.
- Thug #4: You look like a stranger out of town, don't you think, outlaw cowboy?
- Wolverine: Who the f**k cares. We're in a forest, not a wild west.
- Thug #1: *point a gun at Wolverine* I'm gonna ask you to move out of the way, old champ.
- Bartender: You guys gonna f**k for something?
- Thug #1: That's none of your business, sir.
- Wolverine: I'll show you business. *a fight occurs as he beat up the thugs and open his claws as he stab them and slash them by breaking the chairs* Get out!
- Bartender: What the hell is wrong with you?!
- Wolverine: Sorry. Just... sorry. It's just my anger.
- Bartender: You're gonna be paying for these new tables, lads.
- Wolverine: I'll pay them up next week! I swear!
- Bartender: I have a bar to clean. Get out!
- Wolverine: My apologies. *leave the bar*
- Bartender: Who in the world are these guys?
(Wolverine left the bar after a huge fight and check around the parking lot as he get on his bike and unlock the keys)
- Wolverine: This bar is no place for a lone wolf. *drive the bike*
(Wolverine drive the bike all the way to a forest while Deadpool walk in a path talking to himself while looking for directions)
- Deadpool: Left, right, left right. Oh come on. Why these directions have to be so different? *get stopped by Wolverine on a bike* Huh?
- Wolverine: Dude, can you move out of the way? I'm trying to drive here.
- Deadpool: *shocked* Oh my gosh. I can't believe it's him! The, the.
- Wolverine: You got the wrong guy.
- Deadpool: The Wolverine! I can't believe it's you! You're the legend behind the mask. The man with claws and slash at enemies. I've been a fan of you and your X-Men team.
- Wolverine: How do you know who I am? I know who you are.
- Deadpool: Call me Deadpool. And Wolverine, rhymes with Polverine. I have happen to play the Deadpool video game of the same name from 2013 and you were in that game.
- Wolverine: What the f**k are you talking about?
- Deadpool: I've been a fan of your heroism. You used to side with the Avengers like Captain America, face off Spider-Man, and had a battle with the Incredible Hulk and oh boy, it was extraordinary. I even had a weird dream when I fall in love with Black Widow and get married by her and have kids named after me.
- Wolverine: You talk too much. You're too much! You're not the pizza delivery who's trying to deliver pizza at Buck's Pizza from where I grew up in.
- Deadpool: Now tell me, how did you fought HYDRA soldiers in the middle of World War II cause, you live forever like my grandparents.
- Wolverine: Get the f**k out of here, stranger. I don't know about you or your courage!
- Deadpool: Wait! I just wanted a autograph!
- Wolverine: F**k your autography. *ran over Deadpool*
- Deadpool: Dude! That was so mean! *use a gun to shoot at Wolverine's bike tires*
- Wolverine: Aw f**k! Why do you bother?
- Deadpool: You bother me when you needed to.
- Wolverine: I'm not your slave! *run and fight Deadpool*
- Deadpool: *punch Wolverine* It's a big bully battle!
- Wolverine: *slash Deadpool* I want to die now.
- Deadpool: *shoot at Wolverine* You can't betray a fan like me.
- Wolverine: I'm not a fan! *jump and beat up Deadpool*
- Knuckles: *walk in and see the fight* What's going on here.
- Deadpool: *choke Wolverine* You big bully. I used to look at you.
- Wolverine: *choke Deadpool* And you should have been dead.
- Deadpool: All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex! They scramble and hide when the T-Rex search for herbivores and eat them alive.
- Wolverine: Dead or alive, you're coming with me. *slam down Deadpool*
- Knuckles: *stop the fight* Enough!
- Deadpool: Huh?
- Wolverine: What?
- Knuckles: Why are you guys fighting like you got nowhere to go?
- Wolverine: I was about to head home until this stalker show up and mess me up.
- Deadpool: *shocked* Oh god! It cannot be!
- Knuckles: Who or what is happening?
- Deadpool: It's Knuckles! The Echidna! It's you! From Sonic the Hedgehog! *shake Knuckles' hand* It is a pleasure to meet you. I'm Deadpool and I've been a huge fan of you. I've been a fan of your games you have appeared in like Sonic the Hedgehog 3, Sonic and Knuckles, Knuckles' Chaotix and the best of all, Sonic Heroes!
- Knuckles: What the? How do you know me? I don't know you. How do you know my world?
- Wolverine: What world? You're in Yukon, Canada.
- Knuckles: In Yukon? Oh no. We're in a whole another dimension?
- Deadpool: A whole another dimension? You're on Earth, pal. Earth is the blue water planet with land where the human beings live, like apes.
- Knuckles: No. No. How did I end up here?
- Wolverine: You just crashed here, buddy. Or maybe you're from space.
- Knuckles: I'm from Mobius.
- Deadpool: Mobius. Ooh. My first car was a Mobius when I got into college.
- Knuckles: I'm screwed up. I need water. Something to put in my stomach!
- Wolverine: Well you need lunch!
- Deadpool: I want lunch.
- Wolverine: *facepalm* Oh brother. How did I end up with two red people today?
- Knuckles: I would like to help along, if I ask.
- Wolverine: If you ask? Just stay out of trouble and don't do anything stupid. I'm looking at you Deadpool.
- Deadpool: Oh, no worries. I won't do stupid things in here.
- Wolverine: *pick up his bike* With this tire broken, how will I get home?
- Knuckles: *use his air powers to fill up the tire and use tape to block the hole* There. Much better.
- Wolverine: Thanks champ. But still, stay out of trouble.
- Deadpool: We're a team, remember?
- Wolverine: Ugh, I'm surrounded by idiots. Get on.
- Knuckles: *he and Deadpool hop on Wolverine's bike* Ride along like the wind.
- Wolverine: Behave yourselves! *ride the bike* on the path*
(Wolverine in his bike drive Deadpool and Knuckles into his home in the woods as they get off the bike and see a view of the house)
- Wolverine: Make yourself at home. This is where I've been living for years.
- Deadpool: I thought you live at the X-Mansion.
- Wolverine: Shut up. I only go there when the professor call me.
- Knuckles: You work in a school, right?
- Wolverine: Well, the mansion is a safe haven for mutants. We go there not because we're dangerous. We go there to learn, study and use our powers to train for incoming missions. Like in public schools, we learn a lot of science and biology here. Same with social studies.
- Deadpool: That's biology my friend.
- Wolverine: Dude. Even mother nature is one of them.
- Deadpool: Where did you learn that from? The Animal Planet? Hope BBC doesn't sue you for saying that.
- Wolverine: Shut, up.
- Knuckles: So, do you have a guardian living here?
- Wolverine: It's only me. Follow me.
- Deadpool: We'll make yourself at home like a granny.
- Knuckles: It look like a cabin if it was a mansion.
(Deadpool, Wolverine and Knuckles enter Wolverine's home as they walk through the living room and see the kitchen)
- Wolverine: Say hello to my home.
- Deadpool: Wow. It look so gorgeous. Only my apartment can look like that.
- Wolverine: Apartments are smaller. You live in a small home too.
- Deadpool: So? That's an apartment.
- Knuckles: Who knew a warrior could live here and do one hundred push-ups.
- Wolverine: *drink some beer* Only the best beer give you the best abilities.
- Deadpool: That's only in a bed time story. Does Red Bull give you wings? No. That's a commercial slogan!
- Knuckles: *see some grapes* Ah, grapes. *eat some grapes*
- Wolverine: Hey. I didn't ask you to eat my belongings.
- Knuckles: Um, may I eat some of your delicious purple grapes?
- Wolverine: You could have ask earlier for next time. But go right ahead.
- Knuckles: *eat some grapes* Taste like cotton candy grapes from the Fair!
- Deadpool: Do you invite some of your X-Men in?
- Wolverine: Well yeah. I even do cook outs and barbeques with them.
- Deadpool: Barbeque sauce?
- Wolverine: No. We play games and soot targets as well cutting down trees. A lone man like to spend some time alone when he's nervous.
- Deadpool: Well, I lash out when I get nervous at long sentences when words try to please me, but failed to do so over hard questions.
- Knuckles: My ancestors had a history of facing off answers. *get flashbacks of Pachacamac and the Knuckles Clan going after the Master Emerald by fighting off the echidna armies and Tikal using her powers to blast at the echidna knights* My clan was on the brisk at war. Pachacamac could use his weapons to slash back at the remaining armies and protect the Master Emerald. Even Tikal use her powers to blast them away at every cost of a single debt. After all the battles they have encountered. *Chaos wipe out the whole Knuckles Clan in the temple* Chaos happen and wipe the whole civilization up. *flashback ends as we flash-forward to Knuckles thinking about himself* We were heartbroken at the incident of the news from one of the last remaining echidnas including me and my family. I even have to run and take down a hedgehog and fox from trying to claim the emeralds until the mad doctor betrayed me.
- Deadpool: Who was the doctor? Doctor Octopus?
- Knuckles: No. It was Dr. Eggman. An infamous mad scientist who taught he participated in the civil war and kidnapped a lot of animals when taking over my home planet.
- Deadpool: Never seen a doctor who can kidnap many animals in his life.
- Wolverine: Bet he's a lost case like my brother.
- Knuckles: Where do you sleep in?
- Wolverine: I'll show you.
(Wolverine show Deadpool and Knuckles his bedroom as it is seen with a bed, a small library and a bunch of weapons shown with a rug on a floor)
- Wolverine: Here it is.
- Deadpool: Whoa! A bed. I always sleep in one of those! *jump on the bed*
- Wolverine: No!
- Deadpool: When you got the best idol and get a room of your own.
- Wolverine: Stop playing and act like a man!
- Deadpool: I am a man.
- Knuckles: So you're a hunter.
- Wolverine: Yes I am. I hunt down hunters, poachers and even gunners.
- Knuckles: You know, like thieves?
- Wolverine: All kinds of criminals I take down.
- Knuckles: My kind fought one of the most powerful legends across the galaxy. The lizards, the pirates, the Nocturnus Clan and so much more.
- Deadpool: Ooh. And I thought facing the Brotherhood of Mutants was mind-blowing.
- Wolverine: There's a lot of worst groups out there me and my group has to encounter like the Hellfire Club.
- Knuckles: I fought the Babylon Rogues. We always cross paths with these guys once a month.
- Deadpool: That shucks. I have to deal with a bunch of thugs and crime lords every day in the city.
- Wolverine: So Knucks, where are you coming from?
- Knuckles: I just told you. I came from a planet called Mobius. Me and my friends were facing off Dr. Eggman until some interdimesional gem exploded and suck us right into your world.
- Deadpool: Damn. You know what happen out there when the worlds get under attacked by dark forces.
- Knuckles: My team was separated and I sense that Dr. Eggman is still out there.
- Deadpool: Dr. Egg Biscuit Sandwich?
- Wolverine: He mean the mad doctor you dumb f**k!
- Deadpool: I thought he was referring to that Baldy McNosehair guy from the video game Sonic Colors.
- Knuckles: Wait! Do you have powers?
- Deadpool: I do. I swing swords around like a samurai.
- Wolverine: I open my claws out of my fist and slash the enemies. When I get shot, I reheal like a alien.
- Knuckles: Sweet. Mind as well see my powers for example? *glow with his Chaos energy.
- Deadpool: Holy Jesus. What are those?
- Knuckles: That is Chaos energy. It is an extraordinary and powerful force of energy generated by certain extraterrestrials. It allows its wielders to enhance their physical skills. Some were born with powers while some were given powers with the use of the Chaos Emeralds and the Master Emerald.
- Wolverine: So, does these gems give you like special abilities like the Infinity Stones?
- Knuckles: With the gems, we use powers to transform and gain more power to fight off the enemies.
- Deadpool: Sweet. Bet they can fly as marvelous as Captain Marvel in space.
- Wolverine: Or dash at enemies and swing at them like Blade.
- Knuckles: With such special abilities, you can use them in battle. Charge them and blast at them.
- Deadpool: That's so cool. I wish I can have superpowers.
- Wolverine: You already have one. Don't you like heal from injuries such as slashes, puncture wounds, bullet wounds, beheading, and severe burns within moments.
- Deadpool: I have a Regenerative Healing Factor. It allows me to quickly and completely regenerate from almost any injury, including dismemberment and even decapitation.
- Knuckles: You're never dead.
- Deadpool: Never ever in a million years, baby.
- Knuckles: Can you come back to life with it?
- Deadpool: Eh, we'll see in the future if I get weaker.
- Wolverine: Right now, where is that Doctor Bald Man of yours is headed?
- Knuckles: You mean the scrambled eggs guy? He could be somewhere. Preparing for a war. He might be out there, planning a revenge on me and my team. We need to assemble a team to get revenge. In other words, we have to fight.
- Deadpool: Oh yeah. A training mode. That's what I like.
- Wolverine: I can show you where I can train. Come.
- Deadpool: To where?
- Knuckles: He said to come. Let's go.
(Wolverine show Deadpool and Knuckles the attic as a bunch of punching bags are seen hanging up with some sandbags)
- Deadpool: Whoa! Your attic is a training room?
- Wolverine: Yeah. I built this room where I can train my powers and become the hero I want to be.
- Knuckles: Ha ha ha. This must be the warrior fighting room. *bend down a weight*
- Wolverine: I can teach you all how to fight before the battle. Say, you all know how to fight, right?
- Deadpool: Yeah. I've seen a lot of action movies and 80s kung-fu films. That's what I grew up with.
- Knuckles: *hit his fist* A warrior's destiny is to train the best competitors in the universe and become the might warriors that protect the world from evil.
- Deadpool: Like when link to link and dot to dot connect from each other. Isn't that a fact?
- Knuckles: It is true. When the door is open, you know when others can use it to make others come and become heroes.
- Wolverine: Alright. I guess it is a go-time to train.
- Deadpool: Let's get on maximum effort on!
- Knuckles: Okay. Time for a Knuckles Training Session! *hit his fist*
(The background song "Deadpool Rap" by Teamheadkick plays as Deadpool, Wolverine and Knuckles begin their training session as they grunt and stretch while doing some muscles)
- Deadpool: Yeah! We're gonna get our game on!
- Wolverine: Let's go boys. We got all day to train.
- Knuckles: *smash a weight* Yeah! Take that, weight.
- Deadpool: *use his sword to slice some punching bags* Talk about the efforts!
- Wolverine: *open his claws and slice some sandbags* Aah!
- Knuckles: *lift some weights* One, two, three, four, five, six.
- Deadpool: *shoot at the targets* Pow pow pow pow pow. You're getting shot!
- Wolverine: *jump and break some cardboard of shields* Beat it!
- Knuckles: *hold some boxes and break them* Yeah! A new record.
- Deadpool: Time to hit the chains with the chimichangas. *shoot some teddy bears*
- Wolverine: *slice up some pillows* Ha!
- Knuckles: *break a window* Yeah! I serve no mercy to a window.
- Deadpool: Man, that was fun.
- Wolverine: *break a sandbag* Totally intense.
- Knuckles: Insane.
- Deadpool: Man, I got some stretching to do.
- Wolverine: You know. A part of me want to wear the suit.
- Knuckles: You wear a cape?
- Deadpool: He doesn't. He has a iconic suit that Marvel loves to use in the comics. He could have wore the whole suit in like the movies.
- Wolverine: You're gonna see me wear it. Every mutant beg me to wear this. *open his closet*
- Knuckles: Ooh, a costume.
- Wolverine: *put on his iconic yellow suit and grunt* Yeah! That's the Wolverine spirit.
- Deadpool: Hell yeah! The Wolverine!
- Knuckles: You're like a wolf in sheep's clothing.
- Wolverine: I'm not a sheep. I'm a wolf!
- Knuckles: Wolf-verine?
- Wolverine: Just Wolverine! Also, I'm not a Tasmanian Devil.
- Knuckles: Whatever you are, Wolverine. You will always be a hero to me.
- Deadpool: You're a game changer.
- Wolverine: Okay. Show me where this Dr. Eggman guy.
- Knuckles: I'll show you if we follow along.
- Deadpool: Sign me up.
- Wolverine: LFG.
- Knuckles: It's showtime. *lead the way*
(The background song end as we head back to the dump grounds as Dr. Eggman, Orbot, Cubot and Metal Sonic at the broken Eggmobile while Eggman is trying to fix up the Eggmobile after a crash)
- Eggman: Come on. I can't fix what I have to offer.
- Orbot: Maybe the gears went out.
- Eggman: Oh shut up! This is why you never learn.
- Cubot: That gem was a weird one. Who hide that gem only for us to get suck in some forest?
- Metal Sonic: We never expect to see a gem like this that brought us all here for a reason. There have been some wars and conflicts when they used the gems to suck things up.
- Eggman: This has yet to be addressed in a future battle.
- Orbot: How do we get home?
- Cubot: We should take the bus.
- Eggman: No! The bus isn't gonna take us home. We live on space you idiot!
- Metal Sonic: Have we ever lost a battle from a hero we never faced before?
- ???: *shown as a man with a red helmet and a purple cape* Perhaps, you seem to fall in some sort of trouble.
- Eggman: Who are you suppose to be?
- ???: Let's just say. I am the man in red. My name is Magneto. Some mutants fear me as the greatest enemy in mankind or a foe to some mutants.
- Eggman: Mutants? What mutants?
- Magneto: I was born a mutant. I have the ability to crush things and use the force to break vehicles.
- Eggman: You're a savior. Will you fix my Eggmobile?
- Magneto: What kind of mobile is this?
- Eggman: It's a ship. Well, a small ship. I've been using this baby for years.
- Orbot: It's his personal favorite of his.
- Cubot: He use it on every of his robot armors, especially some giant battle robot he used in the 90s.
- Magneto: I could give you an upgrade if you like.
- Eggman: Yes! I'll be unstoppable to use a Eggmobile more powerful with upgrades and details.
- Magneto: Well, you're gonna need a new one.
- Metal Sonic: But how?
- Eggman: What about it?
- Magneto: Prepare, for a new unveiling of a new battle robot. *use his powers to point and screws at some vehicles, unplugging them as they start deconstructing themselves as he lift up Eggman's Eggmobile*
- Eggman: What the?
- Orbot: What it doing?
- Cubot: What is happening?
- Metal Sonic: I don't like the looks of this.
- Magneto: *with the dark clouds swirling, he reveal a giant Eggman robot with the Eggman Empire inside* Say hello to your new and improved Battle Robot!
- Eggman: *at his giant Eggman robot* Ho ho ho ho ho! I like it!
- Orbot: It looks so cool man.
- Cubot: We're unstoppable!
- Metal Sonic: Perfect.
- Magneto: And now, what we do next?
- Eggman: *track down Deadpool, Wolverine and Knuckles on the screen* The mutants are spotted! And it got Knuckles in it!
- Magneto: Mutants. Sound like a good run. Let's go. *float*
- Eggman: *control his battle robot to follow Magneto* Coming getting. Coming getting. Coming getting. Coming getting.
(Back at the woods, Deadpool, Wolverine and Knuckles walk around the path as they search through the rocks and trees)
- Deadpool: Don't we feel like we're camping at Yellowstone park where the tents are set up?
- Wolverine: Well yeah. But, we're not camping right now.
- Knuckles: *lift up some rocks* No sign of treasure here.
- Deadpool: We're on a treasure hunt?
- Knuckles: No. I'm just looking for my friends. My friends are somewhere around the woods.
- Wolverine: When the last time they crashed?
- Knuckles: I was separated. We were just on the same team together. We split up through areas.
- Deadpool: Oh, areas. I see what you mean. So, are they like districts in the cities?
- Wolverine: *see a giant robot lasering the woods* Oh no! Hide!
- Knuckles: Duck?
- Wolverine: Hide! God damn it! *drag Deadpool and Knuckles on the tree*
- Magneto: *float and lift some trees* The mutants gotta be here somewhere.
- Eggman: *at his giant Eggman robot* Those brainless rotten heads aren't getting away. And I want my Knuckles!
- Magneto: I believe they could be hiding on the tree. *take out a tree and reveal Deadpool, Wolverine and Knuckles*
- Deadpool: Aah! You caught us!
- Wolverine: What the f**k?!
- Knuckles: Oh, no. It cannot be.
- Eggman: *at his giant Eggman robot* Ho ho ho! Surprise! It's me! On my brand new improved battle robot!
- Knuckles: Eggman. I knew you're alive somewhere.
- Deadpool: Ooh, they even got Magneto in this story.
- Wolverine: How did these bulkheads get in here?
- Magneto: If it isn't the Wolverine, a pleasure to see you again. What are you doing outside of your team?
- Wolverine: Get away from me. The professor wouldn't like what you're doing.
- Magneto: Oh, I'm just here to take you down. You are just guilty for all of your crimes you have commited in the mutant society. Even mankind wouldn't accept a long ranger like you.
- Wolverine: What? I didn't do anything.
- Knuckles: You're not magnificent!
- Deadpool: This is going to be a very sad documentary.
- Eggman: *at his giant Eggman robot* Very well. I'm the most inevitable man you're gonna ever meet. Today, we will destroy this world and elimate all mutants.
- Wolverine: I thought mutants are afraid of us!
- Deadpool: Not anymore. The world is different now.
- Eggman: *at his giant Eggman robot* You're gonna face your wrath and you'll be sorry.
- Magneto: Your fate has been sealed.
- Knuckles: For the X-Men, we strike!
- Deadpool: Go! *use his walkman to play "Welcome to the Party" by Diplo, French Montana, and Lil Pump as his team fight against Magneto and Eggman on the giant Eggman robot by dodging some lasers and rock throws* Big battle fight is now on!
- Wolverine: *he and his team fight Magneto* Aah!
- Deadpool: *punch and kick Magneto* Get outta here.
- Magneto: Don't ask. *throw some rocks at Deadpool*
- Knuckles: *jump and smash the giant Eggman robot* Come on!
- Eggman: **at his giant Eggman robot by grabbing Knuckles* Get outta the way!
- Knuckles: Ugh! Deceiver! *jump and punch the giant Eggman robot*
- Eggman: *crash on the giant Eggman robot* Oh! I did not see that coming.
- Orbot: Come on!
- Cubot: You can do it.
- Metal Sonic: All you gotta do is beat him.
- Eggman: *at his giant Eggman robot* Oh guys. He's no Sonic.
(Around the woods, Sonic hear some sounds from the battle as he is shocked and run into the battle. Tails is seen flying as he see the fight from above. Colossus, Negasonic, Yukio and Domino follow in their own way and see the fight to catch up. Deadpool, Wolverine and Knuckles continue to fight Magneto and Eggman as Deadpool dodge the laser, Wolverine hold a rock to block the attack and Knuckles smash some rocks as well punching Magneto.)
- Knuckles: *punch Magneto* Stop dodging where I can hit you.
- Magneto: You can't even fight like a man. *punch Knuckles*
- Knuckles: *crash on a rock* Ow.
- Eggman: *at his giant Eggman robot* Alright. It is now time to burn down the echidna.
- Deadpool: No! Don't do it!
- Wolverine: He's gonna die of murder!
- Magneto: *hold Wolverine* What have you learned from the last mutant society battle?
- Deadpool: *try to slice up Magneto* Why, won't, you, leave, my, friend, alone!
- Wolverine: I'm not your friend.
- Magneto: No. *choke Deadpool and throw him at a rock*
- Deadpool: *crash on a rock* Aw, shucks. My back hurts.
- Eggman: *at his giant Eggman robot* Any last words before you burn?
- Knuckles: I'm not running away. I want to take you down!
- Eggman: *at his giant Eggman robot* Ooh, I like it. I like that quote. The time for talking is over and now, you'll see your fate! *about to step on Knuckles as Sonic arrives by curling as a ball to blast at his battle robot* No! *trip*
- Sonic: *he and everyone show up* You're not getting away with your schemes.
- Knuckles: Sonic!
- Tails: We found you all.
- Deadpool: Woo. Glad the family is all here.
- Colossus: The party has arrived.
- Negasonic: Hey Wolverine.
- Wolverine: Hey Negasonic. Glad we're kicking in.
- Yukio: You got some errands to catch up.
- Domino: We finally found our missing member.
- Deadpool: *get up* Friends! *hug his team* I missed you all so much.
- Colossus: Friends never back down and always stick together to the end.
- Knuckles: We got a very bad mutant situation to handle!
- Sonic: Where is the mutant? A mud monster?
- Knuckles: No. The man with the knight helmet.
- Tails: Him?
- Magneto: You guys are so delusional. Let's see what you mutants and animals are made of.
- Eggman: *at his giant Eggman robot* Too much talking! I'm gonna squeeze them like cockroaches! *shoot missiles everywhere*
- Knuckles: *hold a missile and throw it against another missile* My team, whatever we're waiting for, let's fight!
- Deadpool: We're not just X-Men, we're X-Force! *he and everyone fight Magneto and Eggman*
- Sonic: *dash and use a homing attack on Magneto* Gotcha!
- Magneto: Hey! *get dragged by Tails* Hey.
- Tails: *shoot at Magneto* You're out of luck.
- Knuckles: Magneto, Deceiver! *jump and fight Magneto*
- Magneto: Leave me alone. *punch down Knuckles*
- Knuckles: *get up* We're see about that.
- Deadpool: *shoot at the giant Eggman robot* Pew pew pew pew pew!
- Wolverine: *jump and use his claws to break down the giant Eggman robot* Aah!
- Orbot: *assist Eggman* Doctor, he's breaking the robot.
- Eggman: *at his giant Eggman robot* I'll handle him. *pinch Wolverine* Oh yeah.
- Cubot: Nobody mess with the champ.
- Metal Sonic: He's a lost case of a cause.
- Colossus: Hey Eggman! *hold a rock and throw it at the giant Eggman robot* Your lunch is cold!
- Eggman: *at his giant Eggman robot* Gah! Darn this big muscle metal man for throwing at me.
- Negasonic: Feel the fire in the flames. *fire blast at the giant Eggman robot*
- Eggman: *at his giant Eggman robot* You're overheating the battle robot.
- Yukio: *throw lightning straps at the giant Eggman robot* That should do it.
- Eggman: *at his giant Eggman robot* Darn it. You're going into the garbage! *laser everywhere*
- Deadpool: Look out below!
- Colossus: *dodge on a rock* Gah!
- Domino: Don't make the lasers cut you.
- Yukio: *use her lightning powers to block the lasers* I'm giving you a chance.
- Negasonic: Don't get yourself caught on that big robot. *shoot fireballs at the giant Eggman robot*
- Eggman: *shake at his giant Eggman robot* Ooh. You son of a claw.
- Wolverine: *jump and fight Magneto* Aah!
- Magneto: *punch and kick Wolverine* Why you haven't quit yet?
- Wolverine: You leave everyone out of this you little shill of a bastard.
- Sonic: Now I'm serious. *glow and curl as a ball to blast at Magneto*
- Tails: *spin as a tornado and throw it at Magneto* Safe travels!
- Magneto: *spin* Aurgh! Get me off this tornado!
- Knuckles: *jump* Power bump! *punch Magneto on the giant Eggman robot*
- Eggman: *crash at his giant Eggman robot* Dude!
- Orbot: He hit you.
- Eggman: *annoyed* He did it on purpose.
- Cubot: Then who's fault is that?
- Metal Sonic: No one.
- Deadpool: *shoot at Magneto* Yeah! Eat some bullets you red betrayer!
- Magneto: *hold the bullets* I do not play games with you. *throw the bullets*
- Deadpool: Huh? *get shot by his own bullets* Aah!
- Colossus: Deadpool! *to Magneto* You. Why would you?
- Magneto: Why is he on the team? I don't remember seeing him in battle.
- Colossus: You leave my friend aside! *run and beat up Magneto*
- Knuckles: *stretch and holding his hands* My one million percent muscle is ready to tear down this giant robot.
- Eggman: *at his giant Eggman robot* Make me! You won't be sorry for what you become.
- Knuckles: You'll see. *run all over the forest and jump to glide*
- Sonic: What is Knuckles doing?
- Tails: I don't know.
- Wolverine: Look!
- Knuckles: *glide as he charge with his Flames of Disaster* Feel the wrath of the Flames of Disaster! *blast at the giant Eggman robot by making it collapses*
- Eggman: *he and his team pop out of the giant Eggman robot by riding with the Eggmobile* No! My brilliant invention! *see his giant Eggman robot collapse into pieces* What have you done?!
- Knuckles: You're no match for the X-Force, Eggman!
- Deadpool: That's our X-Force right here!
- Colossus: *jump and slam Magneto* One, two, three, you're out.
- Magneto: You made me lose.
- Wolverine: Who in the world are these dumb f**ks?
- Knuckles: That's the mad doctor I was talking about.
- Eggman: *hit his Eggmobile* You destroyed my battle robot. I was ready to burn down this whole forest. And now, how can you repay me for everything you done?!
- Tails: Everything is your fault.
- Negasonic: You screwed a lot of everything with Magneto.
- Yukio: You need to go bye bye.
- Domino: I had enough of your games.
- Eggman: That's it. I'm sending you away.
- Sonic: No. You're going back where you came from.
- Tails: You need a time-out.
- Eggman: I'm not nine years old. Aren't you dead yet?
- Knuckles: The one that is being send back home is you!
- Eggman: Don't make me ground you. In fact, I'm gonna ground you now! *control his Eggmobile and dash toward Knuckles*
- Tails: Guys, now!
- Sonic: Ring emergency! *throw a ring and open up a portal to the Death Egg*
- Knuckles: Goodbye! *punch the Eggmobile with the Eggman Empire into the ring portal*
- Eggman: *he and his team get sucked into the ring portal* Not again!
- Knuckles: *see the ring portal close down* And, we won.
- Sonic: Yes! A score for three. High five. *high five his team*
- Tails: Glad we could make it in time without being late.
- Wolverine: *to Magneto* You.
- Magneto: *float* I can't believe you all defeated me.
- Deadpool: Yeah. Where are your manners now, red man?
- Colossus: Go back where you came from.
- Negasonic: I'm gonna burn you if you don't leave.
- Magneto: Fine. I have accepted defeat and will let you guys go. Next time, there will be more of a challenge that you guys will have to deal with.
- Wolverine: I don't wanna deal with you anymore. You need to go, now. Get out!
- Magneto: Mutant kind will never be the same if you guys don't stop beating each other. *fly away*
- Yukio: Very sorry that you have to deal with this guy that can crush things.
- Domino: Hope everyone is safe from the incident.
- Wolverine: Yeah. Sometimes, he doesn't get along with people, especially his relationship with the professor.
- Deadpool: Boom! You guys rock!
- Sonic: Glad we could help to save the day.
- Tails: Superheroes have gone a long way since the 60s.
- Deadpool: Actually, it's the 1930s when superheroes begin to rise, long like when Captain America fought Hydra and save the world.
- Wolverine: I'm still in my 200s.
- Sonic: Whoa, that's old of a age. Your hair haven't changed?
- Wolverine: I'm immortal.
- Colossus: Like me.
- Negasonic: Ha ha. Very funny. I can still live through the flames like Magik.
- Knuckles: You got a nice set of heroes here, Deadpool. What are their names?
- Deadpool: That's Colossus, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Yukio and Domino.
- Sonic: Whoa. Negasonic Teenage Warhead? That's an awesome name. I got a similar name too. Sonic. The Hedgehog.
- Negasonic: Some say I was named after the song from Monster Magnet.
- Deadpool: Hey. You're Sonic and Tails. So cool. And Sonic, you are like the fastest creature and speedster to ever existed since Quicksilver.
- Wolverine: Quicksilver is the brother of the Scarlet Witch just to let you know.
- Deadpool: I know that! I read the comics. *to Tails* And you're Tails. Miles Prower. Why do you have two tails?
- Tails: I was born with two.
- Deadpool: And you fly with them like a falcon?
- Tails: Duh. No fox back at my village fly with their tails, but me.
- Deadpool: That's so cool. You even give Rocket Raccoon from the Guardians of the Galaxy a run for his money.
- Tails: I don't know who that is.
- Deadpool: Never mind. Anyone wanna go grab some burgers at Kwikkee Burger or something?
- Wolverine: Not right now. We need to go see the professor.
- Sonic: You have a professor and he's your teacher, right?
- Wolverine: Well, actually. He's like a principal, an owner.
- Tails: Are you his dad?
- Wolverine: What? No.
- Knuckles: We should go to the professor's place or where he lives. Um... a castle?
- Deadpool: The X-Mansion.
- Knuckles: X-Mansion. Got it.
- Sonic: *hold a ring* We'll take a shortcut to get to your home by one ring.
(At the Death Egg, a defeated Eggman, Orbot, Cubot and Metal Sonic is seen at the station with a broken Eggmobile, disappointed by their defeat by Deadpool and Knuckles' team as the Egg Pawns do some cleaning to do)
- Eggman: I hate when we lose.
- Orbot: Busted again.
- Cubot: We'll try again next time.
- Metal Sonic: Knuckles and his forces were too powerful.
- Eggman: Knuckles and his friends aren't getting away with this and their mutant army. Next time, we will rise again and teach these bummer heads a lesson! *laugh*
(The background song "Someone Like You" by Matt Wertz plays as the mutants are seen living in the X-Mansion with some playing in the hallways, walking and studying. Outside of the X-Mansion, a ring portal open up as Deadpool and his friends emerge from the portal as they arrive at the entrance to the X-Mansion.)
- Deadpool: Ta da! The house that Charles built.
- Wolverine: You know a lot about everything, do you?
- Knuckles: Seem like a nice mansion you got, Wolverine.
- Wolverine: Well thanks. This is the school where I teach biology.
- Sonic: So it is a school, huh?
- Wolverine: Yeah. Much like a university.
- Colossus: It feel so good to kick back home.
- Negasonic: We have a lot of friends there.
- Yukio: The Professor must be waiting for us to visit.
- Domino: We want us to meet up with them for a brief meeting.
- Tails: Who's professor is it?
- Wolverine: Too many questions. Let's just say, we're his professor, okay?
- Tails: Sorry for bother you, Wolf Man.
- Wolverine: Wolverine. James Howlett and Logan.
- Knuckles: Okay. Let's go in.
(Deadpool and his friends enter the X-Mansion as they are greeted by the mutants and catch with the professor on a yellow wheelchair in the hallway)
- Professor X: Welcome back my X-Men. I'm surprised you brought in Deadpool and some furry mutants from another world.
- Deadpool: Oh Charlie. How much we love you.
- Wolverine: Hold it! Sorry for the hold-up, Xavier. We were caught up with some foes and Magneto coming back.
- Professor X: Oh Magneto. He is always something in his sleeves.
- Cyclops: *present with some X-Men members* We fought him many times.
- Jean: He even have a mutant resistance now at Genosha.
- Beast: Hey Logan. Up so late?
- Wolverine: I'm just visiting, even through I live in.
- Knuckles: I thought you have a house.
- Sonic: Man, this guy is so blue and hairy.
- Knuckles: He look like a scientist after mutating from animal DNA.
- Storm: The family is all together again.
- Colossus: Back in business.
- Negasonic: Dope.
- Yukio: Hi guys.
- Domino: We got a lot of errands to catch up.
- Jubilee: *walk* What's up Domino.
- Domino: Looking good.
- Deadpool: No wonder why you all live in a mutant house cause, you're all safer here more than any place.
- Wolverine: Just stay out of trouble, okay? You have a lot of things to catch up on your own.
- Deadpool: Love ya Wolverine. Big fan.
- Professor X: I have a class to teach. You guys can chit chat while I go. Cheerio. *move his wheelchair and head out with his team*
- Sonic: These guys are unique.
- Tails: They all share their traits and powers together.
- Knuckles: So Deadpool. You got the best of both worlds.
- Deadpool: You're like the strongest animal in all of your kind.
- Knuckles: My ancestors would be so proud of what we have become.
- Deadpool: What you have become, is in your heart and lungs.
- Knuckles: I see.
- Sonic: You live in the X-Mansion too?
- Deadpool: Huh? No. I'm not a X-Men member.
- Tails: I thought you are.
- Deadpool: Just because I side with them doesn't mean I'm a part of the team. I'm not X-Men material, okay?
- Tails: Okay, we understand.
- Knuckles: I guess, it is now the time that we return home for glory.
- Deadpool: I hate goodbyes. And long goodbyes. But everything has to have a ending.
- Knuckles: Nothing can last forever my friend.
- Deadpool: Like a long comic run.
- Sonic: *hold a ring* We're off to go.
- Deadpool: Wait. Take me home. I live in a apartment too.
- Sonic: Okay. *throw two rings to open up portals to their homes* There.
- Deadpool: Thank you for everything, Knuckles.
- Knuckles: Let the mighty winds rise to you.
- Deadpool: See ya on the flipside.
- Knuckles: And get funky.
- Sonic: Goodbye.
- Tails: See you next time. *he and his friends jump to the portal to their world*
- Deadpool: And Deadpool's out. *jump to the portal to his world as the two rings closes down*
(The background song ends as we head back at Mobius, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles emerge out of the ring portal as they return back at Sonic's house after a long trip)
- Knuckles: Home sweet home.
- Sonic: Shoot. We're back at Mobius.
- Tails: Same old house and Green Hills.
- Knuckles: It feel so good to be in the same side again.
- Sonic: These mutants are always something.
- Tails: They got a lot of special powers in them.
- Sonic: One can open their claws and one can shoot fire.
- Knuckles: They're unique I say.
- Tails: Special.
- Sonic: Man, glad that conflict is out of the way, let's go make some chili dogs with French fries.
- Tails: Alright.
- Knuckles: The true fun begins.
(Back at Deadpool's apartment, Deadpool emerge out of the ring portal as he step into the living room and see his wife again)
- Deadpool: Vanessa, my love.
- Vanessa: Oh Wade. How much I waited for you to come back.
- Deadpool: Sorry if I came back late. I was distracted.
- Vanessa: Did the traffic try to kill you again?
- Deadpool: No. I was on a mission with the X-Force. Met Wolverine again and met some SEGA characters on the way.
- Vanessa: It never too late to come back so soon when we have a Taco night tonight.
- Deadpool: Give your best husband a kiss! *kiss Vanessa*
- Vanessa: I love you my sweet lord.
- Deadpool: You're an angel that come right out of the sky.
- Blind Al: *show up* Ah! Who's the little lord in here.
- Deadpool: What? Blind Al? How did you get in here?
- Blind Al: We live here. We're suppose to be roommates.
- Deadpool: Roommates. Yeah.
- Vanessa: What do you wanna do, sweetie?
- Deadpool: How about we play a game on the Genesis?
- Vanessa: I'm player two.
- Blind Al: I'll watch.
- Deadpool: Game on.
(Deadpool and Vanessa put on the Sonic the Hedgehog 2 game cartridge on the SEGA Genesis and begin playing the game in the living room as Blind Al watches them play)
- Deadpool: *narrate* Who doesn't love to play video games when you have a wife or a husband. No matter what age you are, you can play at any age. Deadpool and Wolverine got a bunch of butt-kicking today in the woods and I'm proud of it. Even Knuckles get to be a part of the team. I am one anti-hero, one Merc with a Mouth, and one Deadpool. I am Wade Wilson. No matter how much criminals will try to attack me, I will continue to support my wife and support any needs of help. And I will always be there to protect my friends once and for all! This is Deadpool's signing off. The end. Fin.
THE END
Trivia[]
- The title is a pun of Deadpool and Wolverine, a film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and putting Knuckles in the title in reference to the bundle Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles.