Deadpool and Wolverine's More Good News and Bad News is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to more good news and bad news, such as the Marvel and Disney films being pushed back. It was released on November 14, 2023.
Characters[]
- Deadpool
- Wolverine
Transcript[]
(In a house, Deadpool and Wolverine are sitting on a sofa with the camera on and a laptop on the table to talk about some movie topics with good news and bad news)
- Deadpool: Hey guys. What's up. Deadpool here with my good old pal Wolverine.
- Wolverine: Hi. Don't care. Let's get this show going.
- Deadpool: Alright you guys. You have heard that the Hollywood strikes were going on recently and suddenly, they were signed with a new deal. The strikes are over! They're finish!
- Wolverine: All done. The end. No question doubt.
- Deadpool: But that's not all. We have some good news and bad news. Well, you won't like what the bad news for the day are this time.
- Wolverine: Oh great. Now I can be more disappointed than ever.
- Deadpool: *hold his phone to read the news* Our new movie Deadpool 3 is coming to theaters on July 26, 2024 which was pushed back.
- Wolverine: Great. I wonder where would the new dates for the new Marvel movies would take place in.
- Deadpool: Well... that was the good news and now for the bad news. A lot of Marvel films have been pushed back. Captain America: Brave New World is pushed back on February 14, 2025, Fantastic Four stays on its release date, Thunderbolts pushed back on July 25, 2025 and Blade is pushed back on November 7, 2025.
- Wolverine: *slam table* F**k! We were so excited to watch these!
- Deadpool: I know what you're thinking. Deadpool 3 is now the only Marvel film coming out in 2024, the first time in 12 years that Marvel has released one film since 2012 which was The Avengers.
- Wolverine: One film is not enough when they got shows like Echo in the next year.
- Deadpool: Well, sadly. I heard The Marvels bombed hard at the box-office which is the first MCU bomb in history is the reason why most of Phase Five is not doing so well with critics and fans.
- Wolverine: God damn it Marvel! I thought you were going better after the VFX allegations.
- Deadpool: The VFX allegations is not the reason why. They are still stuck with lazy writing and that's not good. No one want to see lazy writers from all these god awful writers that can't make a good movie or show.
- Wolverine: That's why the strikes happen. They're teaching Hollywood a lesson to not mess with movies and stop using AI on everything! Cause AI doesn't work on products and doesn't make sense to cheat on the actual art over work by hand!
- Deadpool: I felt like the Multiverse Saga is gonna be the worst saga for the MCU, am I right?
- Wolverine: You bet it will suck more than the last X-Men movies.
- Deadpool: Glad I got two good films in the X-Men universe before Fox f**ked everything up with X-Men: Apocalypse and Dark Phoenix.
- Wolverine: The New Mutants sucked balls, I say.
- Deadpool: By the way, with all that Marvel news said, Disney also delayed Mufasa: The Lion King for December 20, 2024 which means, it's gonna be competing with Sonic the Hedgehog's new movie for the Christmas season!
- Wolverine: No freaking way! I thought the blue blur beat Harley Quinn and Morbius' butts at the box-office with their own bad films.
- Deadpool: Damn, look like Sonic will fight Mufasa at Pride Rock despite Mufasa dying in the first Lion King movie.
- Wolverine: It's a prequel, damn it!
- Deadpool: I know that.
- Wolverine: They should have delay Avengers: The Kang Dynasty and Secret Wars too to give people more time to work on these movies without rushing.
- Deadpool: This is it. We are finally getting a Deadpool 3 in the summer of 2024.
- Wolverine: Bring your friends, the X-Men, and some of the Avengers to watch our big movie.
- Deadpool: And don't forget Spider-Man too! He need to come to watch our new movie!
- Wolverine: If Spider-Man have gotten a new game, then I am getting a new game for next year by Insomniac Games.
- Deadpool: I remember the best day ever when I gotten my own video game and it was awesome.
- Wolverine: Then you got a feature film with a sequel.
- Deadpool: True facts. Well, this is Deadpool and Wolverine signing off. Goodbye and happy end of the writers and actors strikes!
- Wolverine: I will be watching you. *click a finger*
THE END
DEADPOOL 3 IS NOW PUSHED BACK TO JULY 26, 2024
Trivia[]
- The short is based on the Deadpool Update and Part Hugh videos regarding on the announcement of Deadpool 3.
- Unlike the two videos which included actors like Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman, fictional characters are used in the story like Deadpool and Wolverine.