Deadpool and Wolverine React to Aviation American Gin is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to Aviation American Gin and making a special drink based on the movie. It was released on August 24, 2024.
Characters[]
- Deadpool
- Wolverine
Transcript[]
(Deadpool and Wolverine walked into the scene on the X-Mansion to meet up with the audience)
- Deadpool: Hey everyone. Deadpool and Wolfe here and I'm here today to entertain all of you in the X-House!
- Wolverine: X-Mansion.
- Deadpool: The home of the famous X-Men. Also, does anyone in here like wine and gin?
- Wolverine: Yeah. I always drink gin in bar places.
- Deadpool: You know, gin is a type of liquor and kids are not allowed to drink these until they're 21.
- Wolverine: No drinking beers, wine, whisky and other liquor or else, you're in trouble!
- Deadpool: Wolverine's right! Our new movie Deadpool and Wolverine is doing a Aviation American Gin promotion as Ryan Reynolds did a special video where he make a special drink based on the new movie and we're gonna show you how to make it.
- Wolverine: *annoyed* Hugh Jackman could have done it first.
- Deadpool: Get ready for the Vasectomy! Ryan Reynolds style. *put a blender on the table* First, you're going to take an ice-filled glass and you're going to add once ounce of cranberry juice. *pour cranberry juice onto the drink*
- Wolverine: Then, you're going to add three ounces of tonic.
- Deadpool: Oh, that's Betty Buzz.
- Wolverine: I wonder... Wonder what other surprises are in store? *add in tonic onto the drink*
- Deadpool: Sound nice.
- Wolverine: Next, you're going to grab this little yellow guy and you're going to give it a squeeze. *squeeze a half-lemon onto the drink* Looking sharp.
- Deadpool: If you get a couple of seeds in there, well, you know you're doing it right. *look at Wolverine* How many kids do you have?
- Wolverine: I have none. Don't ask.
- Deadpool: Sorry, big man. And now, we're going to add one and a half ounces of Aviation American Gin: Deadpool Edition. *pour some Aviation American Gin onto the drink*
- Wolverine: It's the same delicious Aviation American Gin, but with 100% more you.
- Deadpool: Ugh! And finally, we're gonna give it a stir. *stir the drink* Lovely.
- Wolverine: We're going to add this little garnish here. *add a garnish on a stick on the top of the drink* And there you go.
- Deadpool: Deadpool Vasectomy. Pairs perfectly with two dads over 40, pretending they're not too arthritic to pull off a superhero movie.
- Wolverine: Alright, time to drink up this bad boy!
(Deadpool and Wolverine sit on a couch together and drink some Aviation American Gin as well some Deadpool Vasectomy while watching the sun go down on the balcony of the X-Mansion)
- Deadpool: Ah. Who could love a breath fresh of gin?
- Wolverine: Taste like wine.
- Deadpool: It taste like the smell of love.
- Wolverine: Even the dads would love it.
- Deadpool: Don't you feel like we're spending some time together without getting told by managers and supervisors? *point at Wolverine*
- Wolverine: Don't touch me!
- Deadpool: Sorry. No touchie here.
- Wolverine: I'll rather be alone inside of a bar.
- Deadpool: Whatever. Enjoy some Deadpool gin and go see Deadpool and Wolverine in theaters this July 26, 2024.
- Wolverine: Take some popcorn with you and don't make a mess or the TVA will get you! *open his claws*
THE END
Trivia[]
- The short was based on Ryan Reynolds' video "The Vasectomy: Deadpool Edition" where Ryan shows you how to make a drink with Aviation American Gin and was based off a Deadpool and Wolverine promotion from Aviation American Gin.