Deadpool and Wolverine React to Best Friends Animal Society is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to Best Friends Animal Society and taking care of pets. It was released on October 11, 2024.
Characters[]
- Deadpool
- Wolverine
Transcript[]
(At the X-Mansion, Deadpool and Wolverine are present to entertain the audience with some animals brought from Best Friends Animal Society)
- Deadpool: Hello. Deadpool's here.
- Wolverine: I'm the Wolverine.
- Deadpool: We are surrounded by so many pets.
- Wolverine: Yeah and why is that?
- Deadpool: Well. Best Friends Animal Society is doing a promotion for our new Deadpool and Wolverine movie.
- Wolverine: We ask the question. Why we have so many pets in the X-Mansion?
- Deadpool: We are gathering around to help and take care of all of our pets. If you have a pet, feed them, play with them and take them out for walks.
- Wolverine: You can pet your pet and go out with your pet. Even service animals too.
- Deadpool: Be sure your pet have plenty of water for the day and help out as many as you can.
- Wolverine: Never abuse your pet. Ever! I'm looking at you.
- Deadpool: Give them a ball to play with or a yarn.
- Wolverine: Is this for dogs or cats?
- Deadpool: Dogs always walk. Cats always stay. Taking care of a cat is a lot of hard work.
- Wolverine: I see that.
- Deadpool: *see Dogpool* Aw. Look who's a sweet baby. Come here little angel!
- Dogpool: *bark and walk to Deadpool* Arf!
- Wolverine: What the?
- Deadpool: *hold Dogpool* Hey baby cakes. Look at you. Staying sharp. You have a long day today. Come here. *pet Dogpool* That's my little girl.
- Wolverine: Aw jeez. Why do we have to take care of so many pets when we have like 100 to take care of?
- Deadpool: Never abuse your pets. Feed them food and pour them some water!
- Wolverine: Whatever.
- Deadpool: The Best Friends Animal Society say thank you by the way for all the support on caring and feeding for animals.
- Wolverine: America does it best.
- Deadpool: God bless America. And be sure to watch Deadpool and Wolverine in theaters.
- Wolverine: Take care.
- Dogpool: *bark* Arf! *wink eye*
THE END
Trivia[]
- The short was based on a Best Friends Animal Society promotion from Deadpool and Wolverine featuring various clips from the movie.