Deadpool and Wolverine React to Deadpool and Wolverine Making an Billion is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to Deadpool and Wolverine making an billion in much of their excitement. It was released on December 29, 2024.
Characters[]
- Deadpool
- Wolverine
Transcript[]
(In a house, Deadpool and Wolverine are sitting on a sofa with the camera on and a laptop on the table as they begin their show right here with a special announcement)
- Deadpool: *blow a party horn* Woo!
- Wolverine: *put on a party hat* Yay.
- Deadpool: Hey guys. Deadpool is here and we got an exciting announcement to make.
- Wolverine: I'm more excited about it.
- Deadpool: You know my man.
- Wolverine: Yeah. Anyways, I'm Wolverine.
- Deadpool: Rhymes with "Polverine".
- Wolverine: Shut up. Enough with the joke. Let's get the show started.
- Deadpool: Anyways, you all know that Deadpool and Wolverine has been out in theaters for a while.
- Wolverine: That's more like it.
- Deadpool: Good news everyone. Deadpool and Wolverine has finally made a billion dollars at the box-office! *celebrate with dollars falling from the ceiling* Yay!
- Wolverine: Heck yeah!
- Deadpool: Freaking finally. We made a billion dollars on our biggest movie yet.
- Wolverine: Congratulations, bud. You really deserve the token.
- Deadpool: I am more happy than ever.
- Wolverine: You rock the world, do you?
- Deadpool: Yeah. I really do rock. I'm the man of the man and the mouth with the Merc.
- Wolverine: Merc with the mouth you mean?
- Deadpool: That's more like it.
- Wolverine: What are we going to do now?
- Deadpool: We'll celebrate. After MCU movies of not making an billion, we finally got a billion dollar film.
- Wolverine: Marvel is getting it right.
- Deadpool: They always get it right with everything the fans promised.
- Wolverine: It's not screwed up as Fox's last movies.
- Deadpool: Thanks to Disney buying Fox which allowed us to have one more good movie featuring us.
- Wolverine: I doubt the same.
- Deadpool: Thank you guys for watching Deadpool and Wolverine and helping us reach a billion. We could not have this movie without you guys, but we really did. You made it possible for us to make a billion.
- Wolverine: All that money belong to us.
- Deadpool: It goes to the money vault now.
- Wolverine: LFG.
- Deadpool: Thank you all for watching Deadpool and Wolverine once again. We hope you guys can watch the movie again when it come out on digital and DVD.
- Wolverine: We will be watching it again when it comes out.
- Deadpool: Same!
- Wolverine: We're on a roll.
- Deadpool: Let's go!
- Wolverine: Time to go. *claw the screen, ending the short*
THE END
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Trivia[]
- The short is based on the Deadpool Update and Part Hugh videos regarding on the announcement of Deadpool 3.
- Unlike the two videos which included actors like Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman, fictional characters are used in the story like Deadpool and Wolverine.