Deadpool and Wolverine React to DiGiorno is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to DiGiorno and trying out some pizza. It was released on September 20, 2024.
Characters[]
- Deadpool
- Wolverine
- Beast
- Professor X
Transcript[]
(At the X-Mansion, Deadpool and Wolverine are dressed like chefs, presenting to entertain the audience with some DiGiorno pizza)
- Deadpool: Hello! It is I, Deadpool here and bud here.
- Wolverine: The Wolverine. The X-Man.
- Deadpool: Nice. To anyone who have visit New York City or Westchester before, have any of you guys tried some pizza?
- Wolverine: I thought pizza originated in Italy.
- Deadpool: New York style Pizza is the best. Especially at Joe's Pizza. We gotta try something that everyone is gonna like and they're sponsering our new movie for the summer.
- Wolverine: What is it?
- Deadpool: Behold! I present you all. *hold some DiGiorno pizza out of the oven* DiGiorno! America's favorite number one pizza.
- Wolverine: Why it's frozen?
- Deadpool: Oh. We better cook this baby up. Pyro, will you please heat these DiGiorno's up?
- Pyro: If you say so. *heat some DiGiorno pizza up*
- Deadpool: Ah yeah baby. It smells so good in here. *place some pizza on the plates* Wolfie, my boy. If you can please, cut up some pizza.
- Wolverine: At your service. *cut some pizza* Anyone should get a taste test out of these bad boys.
- Deadpool: Who wanna try some pizza? Anyone?
- Jean: I do.
- Cyclops: I feel hungry in here.
- Deadpool: *hold a pizza slice* Here baby. Try some cheese shaped bread.
- Jean: *eat a pizza slice* Not bad.
- Deadpool: You do, glasses man.
- Cyclops: It's Cyclops. *eat some pizza* Great.
- Wolverine: Storm, I save you a piece for you.
- Storm: Thanks a lot, Wolverine. *eat a pizza slice*
- Beast: *grab a pizza slice* I'll take it from here.
- Wolverine: Trust me, the pepperoni is good.
- Professor X: *eat some pizza* Gotta love me some pepperoni pizza.
- Deadpool: They are the best! You cannot complain whenever it's good or not.
- Colossus: *eat a pizza* Ah. This is superb! I approve!
- Deadpool: Pizza pizza.
- Negasonic: *eat a pizza* Never get old.
- Wolverine: Eat up. It's all good for you.
- Pyro: *eat some pizza* Fiery hot.
- Yukio: *eat some pizza* Outstanding. How good they make the pizza?
- Deadpool: It's a 100% approved pizza you cannot sleep on!
- Wolverine: The best pizza there is. Can't beat Feige's Famous.
- Deadpool: Hope you can enjoy eating some pizza with your friends and family.
- Wolverine: Eat some DiGiorno and watch Deadpool and Wolverine now!
- Deadpool: Best bubs, best meals.
- Wolverine: See you in DiGiorno. *claw out*
THE END
Trivia[]
- The short was based on a DiGiorno promotion from Deadpool and Wolverine where Deadpool try some DiGiorno pizza to two people.