Deadpool and Wolverine React to Funko is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to Funko and their POP! figures. It was released on October 28, 2024.
Characters[]
- Deadpool
- Wolverine
Transcript[]
(At the X-Mansion, Deadpool and Wolverine are present as they set up a table with some Funko POP! figures)
- Deadpool: Hi. Deadpool's here.
- Wolverine: Wolverine's here.
- Deadpool: Well, well, well. You all came to the right place to ask. Do you love action figures?
- Wolverine: Everyone have grew up with action figures, even for the girls, they grew up with dolls.
- Deadpool: Does anyone love Funko POP! figures?
- Wolverine: What are those?
- Deadpool: What? We just set them up together right here. Funko POP! are like miniature versions of the action figures, but they are based off a certain character from a certain franchise. It can be a cartoon, game, movie, show, book and comic.
- Wolverine: I know what you mean.
- Deadpool: I present all of you guys. *uncover the blanket to reveal some Funko POP! figures* Funko POP! figures based on us!
- Wolverine: Holy s**t. They are real.
- Deadpool: They are as beautiful as these regular toys from the 90s.
- Wolverine: Fun, cool, smooth.
- Deadpool: Whoa! Look at me. I got a figure of my own!
- Wolverine: What is this? This figure doesn't look anything like me.
- Deadpool: It is a figure of you. Why do you ask?
- Wolverine: I mean, it look funny. But, it doesn't have to be this way. It's too cute.
- Deadpool: Ha! Get a load of this guy. He called the figures "too cute!" Love ya Wolverine.
- Wolverine: Don't touch me.
- Deadpool: Nah. You like it. Even Kidpool got her own figure.
- Kidpool: Yeah right. I'll be eating a burrito and taco, day one at Taco Bell!
- Deadpool: You got that right, kiddo.
- Wolverine: Where all these people coming from?
- Deadpool: Aw. Look at Dogpool. She's so cute. She finally got a figure of her own.
- Dogpool: *walk to Deadpool* Arf!
- Deadpool: Hey sweet baby cakes. You want to lick yourself as a figure? *move the Dogpool figure to Dogpool as the dog lick it* Yeah. There you go.
- Wolverine: Gosh. That is gross. You're gross.
- Deadpool: She's ugly and beautiful at the same time.
- Wolverine: Ugh, you got all covered up with lick germs!
- Deadpool: No worries, we'll clean it with soap and water.
- Wolverine: This is why I never own a pet in my life ever since the 1880s.
- Deadpool: Ever wonder why Headpool got a little figure of his own?
- Headpool: You asked for it! And I'm right there!
- Deadpool: That's my man!
- Wolverine: People.
- Deadpool: Ooh, Lady Deadpool even got a figure of her own.
- Ladypool: I kick a** and deserve a toy!
- Deadpool: You got it Ladypool. You really deserve a toy of yourself!
- Ladypool: That's so charming. I deserve everything I get.
- Deadpool: Everyone deserve a Funko POP! figure including Wolverine.
- Wolverine: Thank you!
- Kidpool: Cool.
- Dogpool: *bark* Arf!
- Headpool: Yazoo!
- Babypool: *play with his figure* Ah ha ha.
- Deadpool: As part of a promotion from Funko, don't forget to see Deadpool and Wolverine.
- Wolverine: Live a prayer! *claw the screen*
THE END
Trivia[]
- The short was based on a Funko POP! promotion from Deadpool and Wolverine.