Deadpool and Wolverine React to Heineken is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to Heineken and trying out the drink. It was released on August 25, 2024.
Characters[]
- Deadpool
- Wolverine
Transcript[]
(At the X-Mansion, Deadpool and Wolverine are present to entertain the audience with some beer)
- Deadpool: Hey guys. Deadpool is here.
- Wolverine: I'm Wolverine.
- Deadpool: By the way, who likes beer?
- Wolverine: I love beer. I always drink it in bars.
- Deadpool: Beer is not suitable for children under 21. Period.
- Wolverine: And wine. Liquor and gin.
- Deadpool: Anyways, Heineken is doing a promotion on our new movie by sharing some of their delicious beers. They even did a commercial out of it. Have a look! *show a commercial of Deadpool fighting Wolverine*
- Wolverine: What is this?!
- Deadpool: Look! It's a Heineken commercial. Do you like it?
- Wolverine: No! *push Deadpool on the wall*
- Deadpool: Whoa whoa whoa. You don't want to do this.
- Wolverine: Oh I promise you. I do. *try to open his claws* What did you do?
- Deadpool: Don't get mad. I borrowed some adamantium from your claws. That's a thing you can do that and I made us something special. *hold two Heineken cans to Wolverine* Oh yeah. There you go boy.
- Wolverine: *hold a beer* Thanks.
- Deadpool: Let's drink for Heineken.
- Wolverine: Yeah.
(The background song cues to "Just the Two of Us" by Grover Washington and Bill Withers as Deadpool and Wolverine sit on a couch and drink some Heineken beer together)
- Deadpool: Heineken Silver. New Adamantium edition. All the Taste. No bitter endings. Does not actually exist. Don't sue us.
- Wolverine: Tell Marvel that!
- Deadpool: See? Isn't this better than fighting? *try to touch Wolverine's suit*
- Wolverine: Nope!
- Deadpool: Feel like a lot of bubbles in the drink.
- Wolverine: I only drink to remember.
- Deadpool: This make me think of my wife Vanessa.
- Wolverine: My X-Men care a lot about me and this beer they serve in the bars.
- Deadpool: And remember. Don't tell Magneto.
- Wolverine: Or Ajax. Cause, screw him.
- Deadpool: Don't forget to see Deadpool and Wolverine in theaters July 26, 2024.
- Wolverine: Don't miss all the surprises or you're toast! *open his claws*
THE END
Trivia[]
- The short was based on a Heineken promotion from Deadpool and Wolverine where Deadpool and Wolverine drink some Heineken together.