Deadpool and Wolverine React to Heinz is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to Heinz. It was released on September 24, 2024.
Characters[]
- Deadpool
- Wolverine
Transcript[]
(At the X-Mansion, Deadpool and Wolverine are eating some chicken fingers, fries and burgers for lunch at the table)
- Deadpool: Ah. Don't you love a fresh lunch of burgers, chicken fingers and fries?
- Wolverine: It's worth a meal.
- Deadpool: It take one meal to cook all of this.
- Wolverine: I'm proud what the place has to offer.
- Deadpool: It is worthy. I got the stuff.
- Wolverine: We're hitting the spot here.
- Deadpool: I feel like we fix our food to cook all of this.
- Wolverine: Bro, you just cook your meal.
- Deadpool: Yeah, but something is missing.
- Wolverine: What is missing?
- Deadpool: I need some ketchup and mustard!
- Wolverine: Why didn't you get them from the store?!
- Deadpool: Because, I can't unsee it!
- Wolverine: You what?!
- Deadpool: *see some Heinz ketchup and mustard popping up* What? What is that?
- Wolverine: Oh, the sauces we need.
- Deadpool: I can't see it. Can you see it?
- Wolverine: It's everywhere.
- Deadpool: I feel like I'm seeing some Heinz here.
- Wolverine: Why can't you grab it, redshot?
- Deadpool: *grab some ketchup* Ketchup.
- Wolverine: *grab some mustard* And mustard.
- Deadpool: Oh boy. Marvel's getting sued. We're getting sued.
- Wolverine: You had me with that "sued" line.
- Deadpool: Now that what make a perfect lunch to watch a new movie in July. *pour some ketchup and mustard on his meal*
- Wolverine: Yeah. We can see it. Now eat up.
- Deadpool: *eat some food* Yeah! Now that's my kind of meal right here.
- Wolverine: You're making me feel good here, merch boy.
- Deadpool: That's Maximum Effort, the meal!
- Wolverine: My life is perfect.
- Deadpool: Get some Heinz and make a perfect meal.
- Wolverine: Without Heinz, you're missing out all the good stuff! *claw the screen*
THE END
Trivia[]
- The short was based on a Deadpool and Wolverine ad where you can't unsee Deadpool and Wolverine showing some Heinz products.