Deadpool and Wolverine React to Hot Toys is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to Hot Toys and their figures. It was released on October 28, 2024.
Characters[]
- Deadpool
- Wolverine
Transcript[]
(At the X-Mansion, Deadpool and Wolverine are present as they set up a table with some Hot Toys figures)
- Deadpool: Ah, yeah. That's every last one of them.
- Wolverine: Let's get this video started.
- Deadpool: *wave* Hi. I'm Deadpool.
- Wolverine: And I'm the Wolverine.
- Deadpool: Today, we got something cool for you all to show you.
- Wolverine: It's anything good, it's worth a buy.
- Deadpool: Anyways, do you guys like Hot Toys?
- Woverine: The toys are hot?
- Deadpool: No. Hot Toys is an company that make action figures like video game characters and comic characters.
- Wolverine: I see.
- Deadpool: Anyways, I heard Deadpool and Wolverine is coming and Marvel is doing a promotion by giving us all these sweet new cool toys. Yeah! Check it out!
- Wolverine: They look like us.
- Deadpool: It is us. Wow. Look at me holding up the guns.
- Wolverine: I look cool by using the claws.
- Deadpool: I love the figure of me using the swords.
- Wolverine: That's hot, bro.
- Deadpool: We can't believe we're getting all these cool figures from the new movie and I'm soaking wet like crazy!
- Ladypool: You're sick.
- Babypool: Ah ha ha.
- Kidpool: This figure is the goat and is the best one.
- Dogpool: Arf!
- Headpool: Whoa! Cool figures! Anyone would buy these with the price of one!
- Deadpool: Actually, they are expensive like Funko POP! figures.
- Wolverine: *mad* F**K!
- Headpool: God damn it! Why every little thing have to be so expensive nowadays!?
- Deadpool: America being America. They make you pay too much and work like crazy like we're fancy little robots.
- Wolverine: Also, they eat too much like pigs!
- Ladypool: I wouldn't mind saying that.
- Wolverine: Don't even ask!
- Ladypool: Hold the claw. You don't have to worry about the price.
- Deadpool: Overall, these figures look sick and are the best I've seen in the world.
- Wolverine: Cool, clean, and stylish.
- Kidpool: Not bad for a action figure.
- Babypool: Ah ha ha.
- Dogpool: *act like a dog* Arf!
- Ladypool: You make one sweet figure from the movie.
- Headpool: Thanks Marvel and Hot Toys for that!
- Deadpool: Hope you guys get a Hot Toys toy near you and don't figure to watch Deadpool and Wolverine!
- Wolverine: See you later and roll out. *claw the screen*
THE END
Trivia[]
- The short was based on a Hot Toys promotion from Deadpool and Wolverine.