Deadpool and Wolverine React to National Geographic is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to National Geographic and talking about the Wolverine. It was released on October 28, 2024.
Characters[]
- Deadpool
- Wolverine
Transcript[]
(In a snowy forest, Deadpool and Wolverine walk through the woods while breezing in the wild while exploring the nature)
- Deadpool: Jesus! It's so cold in here. Do you have a jacket?
- Wolverine: Our suits are cold enough to not keep us tight with a sweater.
- Deadpool: I'm gonna be snow sick.
- Wolverine: I always survive the cold.
- Deadpool: Hi. Deadpool's here.
- Wolverine: I'm Wolverine.
- Deadpool: There's so much shivers in my eyes.
- Wolverine: Stop whining like you need a sauna.
- Deadpool: Wait, the weather stop.
- Wolverine: Are you happy now?
- Deadpool: Yeah! Anyways, who all love to watch National Geographic?
- Wolverine: Everyone love nature and documentaries.
- Deadpool: Have you ever watched videos about animals going into the wild and how they form a habitant together?
- Wolverine: You always got me something.
- Deadpool: How birds lay nests, how bear feed for fish for dinosaurs roam and hunt for every other animal.
- Wolverine: Dinosaurs are extinct. They're not alive anymore!
- Deadpool: I know. What about lizards and crocodiles? They survive.
- Wolverine: They're always there for a living to hunt like eagles.
- Deadpool: I knew National Geographic is promoting the new Deadpool and Wolverine movie is something special.
- Wolverine: What about it, kiddo?
- Deadpool: Shh. I spot something.
- Wolverine: What?
- Deadpool: Come.
- Wolverine: To where? I don't know what you're talking about.
- Deadpool: There it is! It's the Wolverine!
- Wolverine: Well I'm the Wolverine.
- Deadpool: Aw. Look how precious he is. It's you!
- Wolverine: That animal doesn't look anything like me.
- Deadpool: The North American Wolverine is actually the kind of a boring animal. Yeah, we went out and shot like 15 hours of footage and these are literally the highlights! It's a member of the weasel family known for its thick oily fur and pungent aroma. I can vouch for the pungent aroma part especially after a dance number. The Wolverine is one of the largest and laziest members of the weasel family. Here we see an older male Wolverine sadly sulking out of its den one last time probably for a paycheck. Oh, there's a dead squirrel. Maybe we'll get a Squirrel Girl team-up. Nah, that would be interesting and as I said the Wolverine... well it just f**king sucks.
- Wolverine: *push Deadpool* Don't try to mock me!
- Deadpool: I'm sorry! I was just narrating in my narration voice.
- Wolverine: You were using your real voice to act like some cool dude, idiot.
- Deadpool: I was just doing this to promote the upcoming Underdogs show that will air on National Geographic next year.
- Wolverine: Don't even think about it.
- Deadpool: I'll be screwed and loose if I were beat up by a bear or a jaguar.
- Wolverine: Trust me, I face the Hulk and beat Sabertooth multiple times.
- Deadpool: You betcha.
- Wolverine: Get a grip.
- Deadpool: Anyways, enjoy some nature videos about animals and be sure to watch Deadpool and Wolverine.
- Wolverine: See you there. *claw the screen*
THE END
Trivia[]
- The short was based on a National Geographic promotion from Deadpool and Wolverine as well an narration from Ryan Reynolds where he talk about the Wolverine.