Deadpool and Wolverine React to Old Spice is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to Old Spice and using some Old Spice to smell good. It was released on October 21, 2024.
Characters[]
- Deadpool
- Wolverine
Transcript[]
(At the X-Mansion, Deadpool and Wolverine are present to entertain the audience with some Old Spice products)
- Deadpool: Hey guys. Deadpool is here.
- Wolverine: I'm Wolverine.
- Deadpool: *smell something* Gosh, this place is stinking. When the last time someone use this place as a gym to work out?
- Wolverine: You know, most of the X-Men use the training room all the time to sweat, especially Beast with his furry fur hair.
- Deadpool: Not even the Professor X couldn't use some spray to make the X-Mansion smell fresh!
- Wolverine: If you wanna workout, use the gym area like Colossus does every day.
- Deadpool: That's what I've been trying to tell him.
- Wolverine: You know your rules.
- Deadpool: If you smell bad, *hold some Old Spice spray* use some Old Spice spray. Smell good for 24 hours.
- Wolverine: The original. If your grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist.
- Deadpool: I would have been dead if we were on a mutant genocide right now.
- Wolverine: The Man Your Man Could Smell Like.
- Deadpool: Also use one for your armpits 24/7.
- Wolverine: No more stinky smells in here.
- Deadpool: *spray some Old Spice* Feeling the maximum effort.
- Wolverine: *spray some Old Spice* I'm a wild one.
- Deadpool: Anywhere you go, you feel fresh.
- Wolverine: Fresh as a god.
- Thor: *show up and use some Old Spice spray* I'm worthy as a god.
- Deadpool: Thor?! Why is Thor on the commercial?!
- Wolverine: I had no f**king idea.
- Thor: Love and Old Spice. Also, go gods!
- Deadpool: I love you Thor! But we're having a meeting right now.
- Wolverine: Bet Nick Fury didn't kick you out while fighting some Frost Beasts in your homeworld.
- Thor: Bet these frozen beasts wouldn't care on what I smell.
- Deadpool: Ah. Don't forget to smell good when you see Deadpool and Wolverine.
- Thor: Spoiler alert! I may be in the movie. Who knows?
- Wolverine: If you smell bad, you're toast! *claw the screen*
THE END
Trivia[]
- The short was based on a Old Spice promotion from Deadpool and Wolverine featuring Blind Al.