Deadpool and Wolverine React to Popcorn Buckets

Deadpool and Wolverine React to Popcorn Buckets is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to the popcorn buckets. It was released on August 19, 2024.

Characters[]

Deadpool
Wolverine

Transcript[]

(In a black-themed room, Deadpool and Wolverine show up with a special surprise to reveal on the table)

Deadpool: Howdy people! Deadpool is here.
Wolverine: Wolverine's here.
Deadpool: And we got a very special announcement to make regarding on our new movie.
Wolverine: It's gonna be good.
Deadpool: In terms of marketing and promotions we are about to reveal our very first look and reveal of our popcorn bucket!
Wolverine: Everyone bring in a bucket to eat popcorn when watching a movie in a big room.
Deadpool: And now! The one, and only, say hello to your newly made popcorn bucket, designed by me. Behold! It's... here! *unveil the Wolverine bucket* Ta da!
Wolverine: What... the what is that thing?
Deadpool: It's the Wolverine popcorn bucket! *amazed* Wow! He look very sharp! He's handsome and perfect.
Wolverine: It's hideous. How could they screw up a popcorn bucket like the Dune: Part Two popcorn bucket?
Deadpool: Aw. Look at him! He's so happy.
Wolverine: Shut up. He look nothing like me.
Deadpool: It is you. A little you with a mouth open like checking your teeth in a dentist for some professional cleaning,
Wolverine: I haven't had my professional cleaning since running the X-Mansion when the professor is off vacation in his hometown.
Deadpool: This bucket is hold at Regal and AMC theaters I think.
Wolverine: I'll rather get my wisdom teeth taken.
Deadpool: But wait! There's more!
Wolverine: More of what?
Deadpool: You want to go to the movies to eat popcorn. Now unleash the popcorn! *press the rope and drop some popcorn onto the popcorn* Fun, cool, sexy.
Wolverine: This is an disappointment.
Deadpool: Oh, coming from all the movie theaters like Regal, we were given special popcorn buckets made for the movie. Presenting. *drop a Deadpool popcorn bucket* Bang! A Deadpool popcorn bucket from Galaxy Theaters!
Wolverine: Ha! He look better than me.
Deadpool: Oh, you can open his head and eat some popcorn out of it. *use his bucket to pour some popcorn* Yeah. Shake it like a jelly bean.
Wolverine: I'm not asking.
Deadpool: Next up, you have a taxi car. I meant, a popcorn bucket of me in a car. *unveil the popcorn bucket* Pam! There's a whole lot of unique in here.
Wolverine: You're special.
Deadpool: Open the car and the trunk where you can eat some popcorn inside of a mini car. *pour some popcorn on his bucket* A whole lot of paradise. You can also get it at Cinemark.
Wolverine: I wanna go home.
Deadpool: Don't leave. You are also given another popcorn bucket based on your mask. *unveil the Wolverine mask bucket* Ta da!
Wolverine: Hell yeah! Now that is sharp!
Deadpool: Smooth that mask like First Class. Who knew the Wolverine could have wear this thing at the end of the 2013 Wolverine movie. *pour some popcorn on his bucket* Take notes, Fox!
Wolverine: Fox doesn't even own the X-Men rights anymore.
Deadpool: Cinemark got it. Get ready for the funny. Behold. The one and only Headpool bucket! *unveil the Headpool bucket* Bang!
Headpool: *fly* Ho ho ho! That is me on the bucket!
Wolverine: What does it do?
Deadpool: This popcorn bucket usually can fill up into a skull. *pour some popcorn onto the bucket* Now you can eat like a zombie.
Headpool: *fly* You either be chump or chum!
Wolverine: I'll rather eat a brain of a zombie. Gross!
Deadpool: AMC Theaters got it! *show a Deadpool and Wolverine cups* And also, shout out to AMC for giving us these cool cups. Also, we were given two special popcorn cups as well. They may look like buckets, but it is popcorn buckets after all. *unveil the Deadpool cup and Wolverine cup* Ta da!
Wolverine: What kind of genius would do this?
Deadpool: You know my smarts. Every Marvel fan is gonna love this. *pour some popcorn onto the cups* Cheers.
Wolverine: Wait a minute, they're the same cups.
Deadpool: And last, but not least, the Babypool bucket! *unveil the Babypool bucket*
Wolverine: A baby?!
Babypool: *laugh* Ah ha ha.
Deadpool: Aw, it's a little baby. Who is the little baby here? The baby's happy. The baby's happy. It's a baby. Ah wah!
Wolverine: Just get on with the bucket already and stop acting like a five year old!
Deadpool: Excuse me. If you open the back seat, you can get some popcorn. The baby doesn't even s**t in the popcorn cause, it's a seat and also, it's a toy. *pour some popcorn onto the bucket* Smooth.
Wolverine: Wow, nice.
Deadpool: And last, bring in the butter! *press the rope and pour the butter in all the popcorn buckets* Sweet!
Wolverine: You even made it salty you dumb f**k!
Deadpool: *take a part of the Babypool popcorn bucket off* You can also take it off and eat your popcorn while watching the movie. Also, it comes from Regal Cinemas.
Babypool: *laugh* Ah ha ha ha ha.
Wolverine: Regal, whatever. Cinemark is popular.
Deadpool: No worries. We got this. Let's eat these snacks up to watch a movie.
Wolverine: Ugh! Fine!

(Deadpool and Wolverine hold their popcorn buckets and watch Deadpool and Wolverine in a movie theater in a part where Deadpool is killing some TVA soldiers in a forest while eating their popcorns)

Deadpool: Sound like a good show, is it?
Wolverine: That seem disrespectful to my legacy.
Deadpool: We're not touching the legacy of Logan, knowing that you died in that film.
Wolverine: I'm 200 years old, damn it!
Deadpool: You must be a NSYNC fan, right?
Wolverine: Nope!
Deadpool: Whatever. Go see Deadpool and Wolverine in theaters now!
Wolverine: Do not miss it or else, you can watch it on DVD soon! *open his claws*

THE END

Trivia[]

The popcorn buckets Deadpool present are based on the ones like the infamous Wolverine popcorn bucket made to promote Deadpool and Wolverine.
The way Deadpool and Wolverine show each popcorn bucket is based on 3C Films Clips' video "I Bought EVERY Deadpool & Wolverine Popcorn Bucket" where 3C Films show each popcorn bucket from Deadpool and Wolverine he bought at every movie theater.