Deadpool and Wolverine React to Turner Classic Movies is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to Turning Classic Movies and watching some old movies. It was released on October 28, 2024.
Characters[]
- Deadpool
- Wolverine
Transcript[]
(At the X-Mansion, Deadpool and Wolverine are sitting in the living room while promoting Turner Classic Movies with the TV on)
- Deadpool: *stretch on the sofa* Ah, don't you love to watch a movie when you're at home?
- Wolverine: You don't need a theater to watch a film when you got a whole bunch of cinema at home.
- Deadpool: *look at the camera* Well hello there. I'm Deadpool and welcome to this cozy moment where we get to watch all the old nostalgia movies.
- Wolverine: *look at the camera* I'm the Wolverine. Turner Classic Movies is giving us the promotion of our new movie Deadpool and Wolverine coming. Let's take a look at all the classic movies from the nostalgia category.
- Deadpool: Oh, what's this? Planes, Trains and Automobiles? My favorite movie ever! You know how much this movie has a lot of soul in it. Imma go watch it.
- Wolverine: Come on.
(Deadpool and Wolverine watch Planes, Trains and Automobiles on the TV while laughing at some funny moments)
- Deadpool: Ha! John Candy make me laugh a lot. So does Steve Martin.
- Wolverine: How many cars are they gonna take?
- Deadpool: They should get a automobile. It would last longer like a van.
- Wolverine: They are cars! What are you talking about?
- Deadpool: They're all vehicles. Planes, taxis, cars, vans, jets, trains, you name it.
- Wolverine: We should watch Grosse Pointe Blank after the movie is over.
- Deadpool: Okay. I'll just sit here and finish the rest of the movie.
- Wolverine: Eh.
(Deadpool and Wolverine then watch Grosse Pointe Blank on the TV while chilling and relaxing)
- Deadpool: Oh man. John Cusack is a star in it. A national treasure!
- Wolverine: Minnie Driver killed it.
- Deadpool: So much charm. That what make movie magic works.
- Wolverine: If it a movie with no VFX and CGI, it's still a movie.
- Deadpool: Oppenheimer doesn't have CGI. Neither The Sandlot.
- Wolverine: Jurassic Park pretty much use animatronics for their creatures like the Five Nights at Freddy's movie.
- Deadpool: Let's go watch some Singin' in the Rain, shall we?
- Wolverine: Yeah heah! Hugh Jackman's favorite movie. Let's go.
(Deadpool and Wolverine later watch Singin' in the Rain on the TV while chilling at the sequence where the main character is singing in the rain in the city)
- Deadpool: Ah. Who love to sing in the rain when you're not sick?
- Wolverine: Gene Kelly is a legend. He never fail to impress me.
- Deadpool: I think he was in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory with the Oompa Loompas. Am I correct?
- Wolverine: No s**t sherlock. You are correct.
- Deadpool: You don't have to judge to get an answer of an opinion right.
- Wolverine: F**k off.
- Deadpool: Nah. You like it.
- Wolverine: We'll sit here and watch The Deer Hunter.
(Deadpool and Wolverine then watch their last movie together, The Deer Hunter on the TV while questioning about hunting deers and animals)
- Deadpool: Who hunt deers and why are they going for a war?
- Wolverine: It's just a movie. The acting hits with an performance.
- Deadpool: Robert De Niro know how to make movie rights.
- Wolverine: That's Turner Classic Movies to ya!
- Deadpool: I feel like we're in the 80s again.
- Wolverine: The 70s to me.
- Deadpool: Grab some popcorn and enjoy the show.
- Wolverine: Cinema time.
- Deadpool: If Deadpool and Wolverine ever appears on Turner Classic Movies, don't forget to watch it.
- Wolverine: And peace out! *claw the screen*
THE END
Trivia[]
- The short was based on a Turner Classic Movies promotion from Deadpool and Wolverine as well an interview from Ryan Reynolds where he shares his thoughts about classic films.
- The movies Deadpool and Wolverine watch come from Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds' favorite movies.