Deadpool and Wolverine React to the Deadpool 3 Trailer is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to the new trailer of Deadpool 3 as part in a series where Deadpool react to movie trailers. It was released on March 26, 2024.
Characters[]
- Deadpool
- Wolverine
Transcript[]
(In a house, Deadpool and Wolverine are sitting on a sofa with the camera on and a laptop on the table as they begin their show right here)
- Deadpool: Hey everybody! Deadpool's here and welcome to a new exciting episode of Deadpool's Maximum Reactions! We have a special guest joining with us today. Meet a member of the X-Men, Wolverine!
- Wolverine: Yeah hell. I'm just getting started after watching the first two episodes of X-Men '97.
- Deadpool: Two years ago, we heard the news of Deadpool 3 being announced when our actors couldn't make it to Comic-Con. Two years later, it's coming out this year and we are excited for you guys to watch our biggest movie yet.
- Wolverine: So freaking pumped! I could really use some beer to get drunk over this.
- Deadpool: Da da da. This is suppose to be a family-friendly show.
- Wolverine: Not just some kind of family-friendly entertainment as with the Spider-Man cartoons.
- Deadpool: Let's cut to the chase, shall we? So, do you guys remember the Deadpool movies from 20th Century Fox?
- Wolverine: Everyone knows the answer. What kind of obvious question is that, captain?
- Deadpool: Yeah. You know there were two Deadpool movies. We were going to have a third one until the Disney-Fox merge came and cancel all future X-Men movies including a X-Force spin-off.
- Wolverine: Ouch! That kinda sucks.
- Deadpool: But hey. At least Kevin Feige is planning on putting the X-Men in the MCU which is a good thing and announce a Deadpool 3 in the MCU!
- Wolverine: Dang! I knew what Marvel is cooking at the studio.
- Deadpool: You mean at the kitchen? Save that for the memes. Anyways, the trailer for Deadpool 3 is here and we're gonna finally watch it with you guys!
- Wolverine: We're gonna react to it and see what I mean!
- Deadpool: Are you ready to watch the Deadpool 3 trailer with me Wolverine?
- Wolverine: Well yeah. Sure. But don't give me too much hype and high expectations before judging.
- Deadpool: Well buddy, let's go watch the trailer right now.
- Wolverine: It's about time.
(The Deadpool and Wolverine trailer begins as it shows Deadpool and his friends celebrating a birthday for Deadpool with a cake, scenes showing how life is for Deadpool and the TVA arresting Deadpool)
- Everyone: Happy birthday to you!
- Dopinder: Speech!
- Movie Wade: Okay! Alright. Okay! Um... It's been a challenging few years, for sure. But I'm happy. And that is because of each and every one of you. I'm the luckiest man alive.
- Deadpool: *watching the video* Yo, I'm celebrating a birthday here. Oh wait. It's my birthday!
- Wolverine: *watching the video* Nice. I should have been here with Professor X.
- Deadpool: *watching the video* I got all my peeps in da house, baby!
- Wolverine: *watching the video* Slice some cake, will ya?
- Deadpool: *watching the video* I'll eat some chimichangas with ketchup and mayo.
- Wolverine: *watching the video* Gross...
- Vanessa: Make a wish, buddy.
- Deadpool: *watching the video* You make a wish my man.
- Wolverine: *watching the video* Oh come on. Way to disturb a birthday wish.
- TVA Agent: Wade Wilson?
- Movie Wade: Who's asking? *the TVA agents hold their time sticks against him* Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Is that supposed to be scary? Pegging isn't new for me, friendo, but it is for Disney. *get beat up, his wig taken out and get taken by the TVA in a Timedoor*
- Deadpool: *watching the video* Holy hell!
- Wolverine: *watching the video* What the what is that?
- Deadpool: *watching the video* I'm bald! I got no hair!
- Wolverine: *watching the video* You almost died of cancer, moron!
(Scenes show Deadpool in the TVA, Wade looking at his costume, putting on his costume and many action shown)
- Paradox: Mr. Wilson. You have appeared to have soiled yourself while unconscious.
- Movie Wade: I wasn't unconscious. Who are you? And why am I here?
- Deadpool: *watching the video* Who the f**k are you, sir?
- Wolverine: *watching the video* Guy look like in a suit who looked like Mobius M. Mobius from Loki.
- Deadpool: *watching the video* They are the TVA from Loki!
- Wolverine: *watching the video* And I thought Loki was dead in Avengers: Infinity War.
- Paradox: Walk with me. *walk with Wade* Wade, you are special. *Deadpool walks in a close-up* This is your chance to be a hero among heroes.
- Movie Wade: I smell what you're stepping in, sensei.
- Deadpool: *watching the video* Oh s**t! Look at the MCU!
- Wolverine: *watching the video* They're watching the MCU by footage!
- Movie Wade: Your little cinematic universe is about to change forever. I'm the Messiah. I... am... Marvel Jesus!
- Deadpool: *watching the video* Hell yeah! I am the Marvel Jesus right here!
- Wolverine: *watching the video* I would have been a Marvel God if I were in the movie.
- Deadpool: *watching the video* You are in the movie, bud.
- Wolverine: *watching the video* No spoilers!
- Movie Deadpool: Ugh! *shown killing TVA agents and holding his guns in the Void*
- TVA Agent: God please! *get taken by a cloud entity*
- Movie Deadpool: Oh my f**k! *shown fighting more TVA agents and shooting up enemies*
- Deadpool: *watching the video* Ha ha ha! Bring in the action!
- Wolverine: *watching the video* That universe look dead as a wasteland.
- Movie Pyro: God, I love this part.
- Deadpool: *watching the video* Pyro?!
- Wolverine: *watching the video* You got to be kidding me. An X-Men in the movie!
- Movie Deadpool: Wait! *hide* *get punched in the Void*
- Deadpool: *watching the video* What the f**k just happened?
- Wolverine: *watching the video* I had no idea.
- Deadpool: *watching the video* Look!
- Wolverine: *watching the video* Who?
- Deadpool: *watching the video* Oh my god! Could it be really you?!
- Wolverine: *watching the video* Who?!
- Movie Deadpool: Don't just stand there, you ape. Give me a hand up. Nope. I'm actually okay, thank you very much! *about to get attacked by Wolverine*
- Deadpool: *watching the video* Oh! It's you!
- Wolverine: *watching the video* It's f**king me!
- Deadpool: *watching the video* I told you, you were going to be in the movie as planned.
- Wolverine: *watching the video* Hugh Jackman is really coming back for this one.
(The logo for "Deadpool and Wolverine" was shown with a release date of July 26, 2024. The trailer ends as Deadpool and Wolverine clapped at the trailer.)
- Deadpool: Deadpool and Wolverine! Woo! What a heck of a show!
- Wolverine: That's the name of the movie? Why is my name on there?!
- Deadpool: You know, you were going to return as early reported said it.
- Wolverine: Why is the movie not titled Deadpool 3 when it's the third Deadpool film of the series.
- Deadpool: You know bud. Deadpool 1 and 2 was made at 20th Century Fox. If Fox still have the X-Men film rights, they would have made their own Deadpool movie and call it Deadpool 3 and not the one we got right now with Disney.
- Wolverine: They could have call it Deadpool 3: With Wolverine or Deadpool: Featuring Wolverine!
- Deadpool: Much like when Wario Land was the name of the third Super Mario Land game which lead to the Wario Land series by Nintendo. Speaking of which, what do you think Deadpool 3 should have been called?
- Wolverine: Deadpool and Friend.
- Deadpool: I have a friend.
- Wolverine: So? How about Deadpool: Maximum Effort!
- Deadpool: That title has maximum effort in it!
- Wolverine: How about Wolverine and Asshole?
- Deadpool: Boom! Wolverine and Asshole! You got it!
- Wolverine: That's the name of the next Deadpool movie. *to Deadpool* Also, you're an asshole for making fun of me in the comics.
- Deadpool: I hate you Wolverine.
- Wolverine: I loathe you too!
- Deadpool: We love each other no matter what. Same with Marvel Comics.
- Wolverine: If this your third Deadpool film, is this the fourth Wolverine movie in a row?
- Deadpool: Possibly so.
- Wolverine: I believe that!
- Deadpool: Anyways, thank you guys so much for watching our reaction to Deadpool 3. Now titled Deadpool and Wolverine! We hope to see you all there on the red carpet premiere in the summer.
- Wolverine: Peace out and stay out of trouble! *open his claws and scratch the screen, ending the video*
THE END
DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE
COMING TO THEATERS
JULY, 26, 2024
Trivia[]
- The short is based on the Deadpool Update and Part Hugh videos regarding on the announcement of Deadpool 3.
- Unlike the two videos which included actors like Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman, fictional characters are used in the story like Deadpool and Wolverine.