Deadpool and Wolverine React to the Deadpool and Wolverine Tickets on Sale is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to the tickets of Deadpool and Wolverine going on sale and reacting to a short trailer. It was released on May 22, 2024.
Characters[]
- Deadpool
- Wolverine
Transcript[]
(At a studio, Deadpool is seen picking on some props of weapons as Wolverine shows up on the scene to give him the news)
- Deadpool: Wow. I never felt anything like a real weapon. So shiny, so smooth. Not even a samurai can use it.
- Wolverine: Hey there bud.
- Deadpool: Oh hi Wolverine. Did you watch the last episode of X-Men '97 yet?
- Wolverine: I saw and I was blown away. Did not like the ending at all.
- Deadpool: What's you're holding in your hands?
- Wolverine: Oh, I got two tickets for Deadpool and Wolverine.
- Deadpool: Wait a minute, the tickets for Deadpool and Wolverine are on sale?!
- Wolverine: Yes! The sales of buying tickets is today!
- Deadpool: Sweet! Breaking news everyone! To anyone who is excited to watch Deadpool and Wolverine. I have some breaking news for you. The tickets for Deadpool and Wolverine is now on sale. So go to the movies and the movie websites to buy your tickets right now to watch the new Deadpool and Wolverine movie on July 26, 2026!
- Wolverine: I am so pumped up right now. The movie is gonna blow you away and there's gonna be a ton of surprises you don't wanna miss.
- Deadpool: You will not be angry when the jokes come to play.
- Wolverine: With all that said, no spoilers.
- Deadpool: I'm looking at you movie leaks websites.
- Wolverine: By the way, a new short trailer for Deadpool and Wolverine is out. Let's go have a look.
- Deadpool: Time for a little sneak peek.
- Wolverine: It's showtime.
(The short trailer for Deadpool and Wolverine plays as Deadpool and Wolverine walk into a small town and various action scenes that play within the film)
- Deadpool: *watching the video* Oh wow.
- Wolverine: *watching the video* It look beautiful.
- Deadpool: *watching the video* So much mystery.
- Wolverine: *watching the video* We cannot complain for how it looks.
- Movie Deadpool: I'm soaking wet right now.
- Movie Wolverine: Let's f**king go.
- Movie Deadpool: Let's fucking go!
(Scenes show Deadpool fighting some TVA agents, putting blades on his suit, Wolverine spitting, Dogpool running and Deadpool fighting Wolverine)
- Movie Deadpool: This is what I'm talking about. Big slow-motion action sequence. Who knows if you live or die!
- Movie Wolverine: Shut up.
- Movie Deadpool: Oh my God. *show Wolverine grunting and him and Deadpool jumping through a portal as well laying on Wolverine* Watcha thinkin' bout?
- Movie Wolverine: Get the f**k off of me.
- Movie Deadpool: Shh! Shh! Almost done...
- Movie Wolverine: Almost done what?
- Movie Deadpool: Getting my knife out of your buttocks. *Wolverine screams on him* Get your mind out of my pants!
(The short trailer for Deadpool and Wolverine ends as Deadpool and Wolverine clap for the short trailer)
- Deadpool: Wow, just wow.
- Wolverine: F**king awesome, isn't it?
- Deadpool: Indeed my pal.
- Wolverine: This is going to be one of those movies where people can chill about.
- Deadpool: It's never a hit or miss, buddy.
- Wolverine: There is no right or wrong answer to that as long you're entitled to your opinion.
- Deadpool: Once again, the tickets for Deadpool and Wolverine is on sale now, so go ahead and get yours at Fandango!
- Wolverine: Buy tickets now before they're all sold out!
- Deadpool: You don't wanna miss our finest hour in the multiverse yet!
- Wolverine: Buy one, be there.
- Deadpool: No ticket, no entry!
- Wolverine: So hurry up before it's too late!
- Deadpool: Deadpool and Wolverine! In theaters July 26, 2024!
- Wolverine: Have a nice day and go mutants! *open his claws and scratch the screen, ending the video*
THE END
DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE
TICKETS ON SALE NOW
COMING TO THEATERS ON JULY, 26, 2024
Trivia[]
- The short was released in wake of the Deadpool and Wolverine tickets going on sale.
- The short is based on the Deadpool Update and Part Hugh videos regarding on the announcement of Deadpool 3.
- Unlike the two videos which included actors like Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman, fictional characters are used in the story like Deadpool and Wolverine.