Deadpool and Wolverine React to the New Deadpool and Wolverine Trailer

Deadpool and Wolverine React to the New Deadpool and Wolverine Trailer is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to the new trailer of Deadpool and Wolverine as part in a series where Deadpool react to movie trailers. It was released on May 9, 2024.

Characters[]

Deadpool
Wolverine

Transcript[]

(In a house, Deadpool and Wolverine are sitting on a sofa with the camera on and a laptop on the table as they begin their show right here)

Deadpool: Hey everyone! Deadpool and Wolverine's here and welcome to an exciting episode of Deadpool's Maximum Reacts!
Wolverine: And I'm Wolverine. I'm the guest star here.
Deadpool: Me and my bud are kicking ass and fighting against these mutants in New York once in a while.
Wolverine: Could have been in Canada where a mutant rebellion is forming.
Deadpool: Well enough with that. I heard a new trailer for Deadpool and Wolverine is out already and we're excited to watch with you.
Wolverine: X-Men '97 is wrapping up soon and I'm excited for the finale.
Deadpool: Boy, these X-Men never fail to impress me.
Wolverine: But sir, we have a new trailer for our new MCU movie to watch.
Deadpool: Is it Captain America 4 with Anthony Mackie?
Wolverine: No! It's Deadpool 3! Let's go watch the f**king trailer right now!
Deadpool: Jesus, okay! You need to have some patience, bro.
Wolverine: I have no patience. *smash the table and press play on the laptop*

(The new trailer for Deadpool and Wolverine plays as Wolverine hang out in a bar and Deadpool begging Wolverine for help)

Bartender: I told you, you're not welcome here. You're not welcome anywhere. Now get the f**k out of my bar.
Movie Logan: Just give me one more drink and then I'll leave.
Wolverine: *watching the video* I am welcomed anywhere, so f**k off!
Deadpool: *watching the video*: Jeez man. Do you have to be so petty anywhere in the world?
Movie Deadpool: Hi, peanut. I'm going to need you to come with me right now.
Movie Logan: Look, lady I'm not interested.
Wolverine: *watching the video* Ha! He called you a lady!
Deadpool: *watching the video* I'm not gay and I respect gays. Period.
Movie Deadpool: Alright, well, I'm sort of on the tick-tick, so upsy-daisy, here we go. *pull Logan out of his chair*
Movie Logan: Whoa, hey, hey! *grow his claws*
Movie Deadpool: Oh. Whiskey dick of the claws. It's quite common in Wolverines over 40.
Movie Logan: You don't want this.
Movie Deadpool: *point a gun at Logan* Unless you want to take a deep breath through your f****** forehead, I suggest you reconsider.
Deadpool: *watching the video* Why not shoot him in the face?
Wolverine: *watching the video* He would have been dead by now over a gun.

(The logo for Marvel Studios is shown as the Void is shown and various action scenes are included including some emotional moments)

Deadpool: *watching the video* The calm before the storm.
Wolverine: *watching the video* We're getting there, bro.
Movie Deadpool: *flashback of his friends at a party are shown* I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about.
Movie Wolverine: Not my f****** problem.
Movie Deadpool: Is that what you said when your world went to shit?
Deadpool: *watching the video* Oh shit.
Wolverine: *watching the video* So many X-Men lives lost. It even happen in the comics too.
Movie Wolverine: *scenes show him grieving on the graves on various X-Men and look at Deadpool* Come again?
Paradox: *at the TVA and shown a injured Wolverine* This Wolverine let down his entire world.
Deadpool: *watching the video* Ouch!
Wolverine: *watching the video* It better not be the Logan timeline or else!
Movie Wade: *show scenes of him as Deadpool fighting Wolverine and talk to him in a place* Want to talk about what's haunting you, or should we wait for a third act flashback?
Movie Wolverine: Uh, go f**K yourself.
Movie Deadpool: *he and Wolverine walk out of a place* I don't know anything about saving worlds, *show a picture of his friends in a car* but you do!
Movie Wolverine: Trust me, kid, I'm no hero.
Deadpool: *watching the video* I thought you were a hero.
Wolverine: *watching the video* I am.
Movie Wade: You were an X-Man. You were the X-Man.
Deadpool: *watching the video* You're an X-Men, right?
Wolverine: *watching the video* Yes.
Movie Deadpool: I am soaking wet right now.

(Scenes show Wolverine growing his claws, Deadpool fighting the TVA agents in a forest and a lair showing Cassandra Nova as well Deadpool fighting Wolverine with claws and swords as well the TVA designing Deadpool's suit. Wolverine runs in a forest and blast Deadpool out of the car as well the rest of the scenes shown.)

Cassandra: Boys are so silly.
Deadpool: *watching the video* Hey, don't diss on boys like that!
Wolverine: *watching the video* I am a man!
Movie Deadpool: *the void is shown with Giant-Man's corpse opening up* This is what I'm talking about.
Deadpool: *watching the video* Damn, that is one big Ant-Man.
Wolverine: *watching the video* Baskin-Robbins always find out, even on crimes.
Movie Deadpool: *he waves, a riding car, a drunk Wolverine and Dogpool licking him is shown* Big slow motion action sequence!
Deadpool: *watching the video* Aw, that's a cute dog right there!
Wolverine: *watching the video* My heart is melting right into my soul.
Movie Deadpool: *more riding cars, fights and explosions are shown* Who knows if you live or die? *Cassandra fights Wolverine and Deadpool and Wolverine fight the TVA agents* Let's f**king go!
Movie Wolverine: *grunts* Let's f**king go! *he and Deadpool jump into a portal*
Deadpool: *cheer while watching the video* Woo! Where are we going?
Wolverine: *watching the video* It's a portal, but no spoilers to be shown!
Deadpool: Yeah!

(The logo for Deadpool and Wolverine is shown as a scene includes Blind Al having a conversation with Wade Wilson at a party)

Blind Al: Wanna do some c******?
Movie Wade: Hey! C****** is the one thing that Feige said is off limits.
Blind Al: What about Bolivian marching powder?
Movie Wade: They know all the slang terms. They have a list.
Blind Al: Even snowboarding?
Movie Wade: Even disco dust.
Blind Al: What Girl, Interrupted?
Movie Wade: Even Forest Bump.
Blind Al: Do you wanna build a snowman?
Movie Wade: Yes! But I can't! *leave his seat*

(The trailer for Deadpool and Wolverine come to an end as Deadpool and Wolverine clap at how the trailer turned out)

Deadpool: Damn! That trailer look amazing as hell!
Wolverine: Perfect as it should be.
Deadpool: I am blown away by all the action sequences.
Wolverine: The action is subpar on the first two Deadpool movies.
Deadpool: This is going to be a wild ride. I'm telling you!
Wolverine: After all the s**ts Marvel pulled out, this movie is going to rock!
Deadpool: Who know this movie is gonna save the MCU?
Wolverine: It is going to save the MCU, just like Spider-Man: No Way Home and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 did.
Deadpool: At least, we did have some good ones like Black Panther: Wakanda Forever and Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings in the modern Marvel age.
Wolverine: I'm not saying all these films look bad. They are just flawed like most productions.
Deadpool: Video games and comics too.
Wolverine: My eye is on the movie this coming summer.
Deadpool: With all that said, thank you for watching. Like, favorite, and subscribe.
Wolverine: Hope you are patience as Professor X and Tony Stark.
Deadpool: Anyways, LFG. I mean, Let's f**king go!
Wolverine: Yeah! Let's f**king go! *open his claws and scratch the screen, ending the video*

THE END

DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE

COMING TO THEATERS

JULY, 26, 2024

Trivia[]

The short is based on the Deadpool Update and Part Hugh videos regarding on the announcement of Deadpool 3.
- Unlike the two videos which included actors like Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman, fictional characters are used in the story like Deadpool and Wolverine.