Deadpool and Wolverine Says Merry Christmas is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine celebrating Christmas together. It was released on December 25, 2024.
Characters[]
- Deadpool
- Wolverine
Transcript[]
(In a house, Deadpool and Wolverine are dressed up in their Christmas clothes like ugly sweaters as they are about to celebrate Christmas)
- Deadpool: Hi everyone! Deadpool's here.
- Wolverine: Wolverine's here.
- Deadpool: All I want you to say, Merry Christmas to everyone in the whole Marvel Universe.
- Wolverine: It been a fun Christmas for all of us.
- Deadpool: Man, our lives has not been a living hell this year, can you tell?
- Wolverine: I drink by the bar.
- Deadpool: Anyways, there has been a lot of good moments that happen in 2024.
- Wolverine: Lots of bad ones like s**tty movies like Madame Web and Kraven the Hunter.
- Deadpool: They're Sony's. So screw them for screwing up Spider-Man. We have a lot of memorable moments that happen in 2024 like Deadpool and Wolverine coming out in 2024 and was a massive success.
- Wolverine: It was the best Marvel and Deadpool movie in years.
- Deadpool: You can thank the Marvel Jesus for saving the MCU with the help of the multiverse, but I feel like they have been miss after miss after miss after miss and after miss.
- Wolverine: God damn, I've been hoping to fight Kang the Conqueror until the multiverse went through a rework after Kang's actor firing due to legal issues.
- Deadpool: At least, Doctor Doom is coming. You can be thankful for that.
- Wolverine: Yeah, whatever. The TVA will deal with the Kangs off-screen while we mind our own business.
- Deadpool: Anyways, let's go have a Christmas party with friends.
- Wolverine: Right behind you.
(Deadpool and Wolverine celebrate a Christmas party at home as they are embraced by their friends and cherish with gifts and cookies as well)
- Peter: Wade, my man!
- Deadpool: You're the goat, Peter! *high five Peter*
- Vanessa: Merry Christmas.
- Deadpool: Merry Christmas to you, babe.
- Blind Al: You're on a roll.
- Colossus: All these sugar cookies are fully made.
- Negasonic: You're on fire.
- Yukio: Hi Wade.
- Deadpool: Hi Yukio.
- Buck: Stay sharp!
- Wolverine: It feel like a Christmas miracle.
- Deadpool: It sure does, buddy.
- Wolverine: I'm getting the hang of it by eating all of these Gingerbread cookies.
- Deadpool: I like sugar cookies.
- Wolverine: Same.
- Deadpool: It always taste good on sweet.
- Wolverine: It has always been sweet.
- Deadpool: Have a good holly jolly Christmas and rock on.
- Wolverine: Merry Christmas to all!
- Everyone: *wave* Merry Christmas!
THE END
MERRY CHRISTMAS 2024 FROM DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE
Trivia[]
- The short is based on the Deadpool Update and Part Hugh videos regarding on the announcement of Deadpool 3.
- Unlike the two videos which included actors like Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman, fictional characters are used in the story like Deadpool and Wolverine.
- The short was released on Christmas Day 2024.