Deadpool and Wolverine and the Deadpool and Wolverine Premiere is a fanfiction short by MarioFan65. The short is about Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to the premiere of Deadpool and Wolverine in much of their excitement. It was released on December 23, 2024.
Characters[]
- Deadpool
- Wolverine
Transcript[]
(In a house, Deadpool and Wolverine are sitting on a sofa with the camera on and a laptop on the table as they begin their show right here)
- Deadpool: Hey guys. Deadpool is here.
- Wolverine: And I'm the Wolverine.
- Deadpool: The moment you all have been waiting for.
- Wolverine: Do you really have to say it out loud when something new about to show up?
- Deadpool: Probably I guess. It's here everyone. Deadpool and Wolverine is now out in theaters!
- Wolverine: Freaking finally! I've been waiting to watch this movie for years.
- Deadpool: You never expect a movie to be this good.
- Wolverine: Well it is good, damn it.
- Deadpool: I like comment responses when they're positive.
- Wolverine: Check.
- Deadpool: Would a check mark count?
- Wolverine: Yeah. Everyone know the name. Rhymes with two.
- Deadpool: Doubt.
- Wolverine: Don't doubt me.
- Deadpool: Anyways, Deadpool and Wolverine is now out in theaters. We have a premiere to go to and we cannot be late to the red carpet premiere.
- Wolverine: Yeah. No one like to be late on their biggest day ever.
- Deadpool: So, who's ready to throw some chimichangas in the red carpet premiere?
- Wolverine: I'll ain't throwing a burrito at the door.
- Deadpool: Man, you will be cooking with that s**t in the future.
- Wolverine: Shut up.
- Deadpool: Okay. Let's go to Hollywood right now, big bud.
- Wolverine: Fine.
(Deadpool and Wolverine go to Hollywood and arrive at a theater with everyone including the X-Men cheering for Deadpool and Wolverine showing up on the red carpet premiere for their biggest movie yet)
- Peter: Yeah, Deadpool!
- Vanessa: Baby.
- Blind Al: Keep it up.
- Colossus: You done well.
- Negasonic: Burn it all.
- Yukio: Hi Wade.
- Buck: That's our boy.
- Deadpool: Oh yeah. We have hit the big time.
- Wolverine: What a home run.
- Deadpool: I feel like we're hitting on the big league here.
- Wolverine: You made me think about a stadium.
- Deadpool: Throw a football and make a goal.
- Wolverine: It seems that we're going in.
- Deadpool: Let's break in.
- Wolverine: Let's f**king go.
(Deadpool and Wolverine with the audience are sitting with everyone in the theater as they grab some popcorn and watch the show)
- Deadpool: Like peak, like cinema.
- Wolverine: Marvel is finally doing something right.
- Deadpool: Disney didn't screw up as what Fox did.
- Wolverine: Shh. Show's starting.
- Deadpool: Right.
- Wolverine: Keep your eyes peeled for surprises.
- Deadpool: Deadpool and Wolverine. In theaters now.
- Wolverine: LFG. *claw the screen, ending the short*
THE END
DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE
OUT NOW
Trivia[]
- The short is based on the Deadpool Update and Part Hugh videos regarding on the announcement of Deadpool 3.
- Unlike the two videos which included actors like Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman, fictional characters are used in the story like Deadpool and Wolverine.
- The short was leaked few days ago prior to its release date.