Don't Judge a Milkshake By Its Birthday is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It is about Grimace trying the birthday milkshake, get boo'd by his fans and warn views to not judge a milkshake by its taste and to enjoy it in wake of his birthday. It was released on July 15, 2023.
Characters[]
- Ronald McDonald
- Grimace
- The Hamburglar
- Birdie the Early Bird
- Fry Kids
- McNugget Buddies
Transcript[]
(At McDonald's, Grimace arrive by his skateboard, park his skateboard and walk into the restaurant for his birthday as many customers greet him with praises and cheers. Employees praise him for coming here with big hugs and a birthday celebration for him with a birthday meal.)
- Grimace: Hi guys. I'm Grimace and I'm here from work!
- Everyone: Hi Grimace!
- Grimace: *look around the whole restaurant* Wow. What happen here? Is today my birthday? Time is really flying fast. Aw. You even got the balloons right!
- Customer #1: Happy Birthday Grimace!
- Customer #2: We love you, soft furry purple monster!
- Customer #3: We made a special meal for you!
- Grimace: For meal? A Chicken Burger?
- Employee #1: We got you a Big Mac with Fries. Is that right?
- Employee #2: We got you a birthday meal with a combo!
- Employee #3: And your own milkshake. The Grimace Shake! Also known as the Grimace Milkshake! *shock everyone*
- Grimace: For me? Aw. It looks cool. I really wanted a meal for myself and it dedicated to me. *grab the meal*
- Boss: Enjoy. Hope you enjoy the birthday meal.
- Grimace: I'm gonna eat this meal up like a kids meal. *eat the McNuggets* Mmm. Love me some chicken nuggets. *eat the fries* Potatoes turn to French fries. That's my jam. *eat a Big Mac burger* Yummy. It taste like crushing a soul on a Cheeseburger. And I got myself a blueberry milkshake. *drink the milkshake* Mmm. It taste so good. I'm gonna taste it again. *drink the milkshake even more* Mmm mmm mmm. I love the Grimace Shake so much! The best limited time drink I have ever tasted in my life!
- Everyone: Boo!
- Grimace: Huh?
- Everyone: Boo!
- Grimace: Come on. You made me with a lot of love.
- Customer #1: This is a disaster!
- Customer #2: The milkshake taste disgusting! Even Tik Tok prove it right. It kill ya!
- Customer #3: This is the worse milkshake I have ever tasted since the Rainbow Frappuccino at Starbucks.
- Customer #4: The worse limited time offer in two months after the Spider-Verse Whopper from Burger King. A whole new record for limited food fails!
- Customer #5: I'm never coming back here again and eating at Wendy's!
- Customer #6: Hey hey hey! The Barbie movie got some special food deals. And they taste better than your mouth!
- Grimace: *depressed* Aw. No one liked my birthday for my meal.
- Employee #1: I mean, it's not bad, eh. I guess?
- Employee #2: The milkshake taste like mid. It's just simple blueberry shake like a smoothie.
- Employee #3: It could have been better if it wasn't gross as the Angry Whopper.
- Boss: Ooh, Grimace. That gotta hurt. Better luck next time for your next birthday meal.
- Grimace: I'm going to the break room. My friends need to know what's up. *walk to the break room.
(At the break room, Ronald McDonald, The Hamburglar, Birdie the Early Bird, the Fry Kids and the McNugget Buddies are eating the Grimace's Birthday meal while Ronald play on his Game Boy, playing a game of Grimace riding on a skateboard, collecting milkshakes while eating French fries)
- Ronald: Wow. This Grimace game is easier than I thought.
- Birdie: Ooh wee. Grimace is having a rocking birthday this year with a tasty milkshake on his own.
- Hamburglar: I love these McNuggets so much!
- Fry Kid #1: French fries are yummy!
- Fry Kid #2: Tasty.
- Fry Kid #3: Crunchy.
- McNugget Buddy #1: Great McNuggets.
- McNugget Buddy #2: The very best.
- McNugget Buddy #3: Taste like gold and solid.
- Grimace: *show up* I'm here.
- Ronald: Welcome Grimace.
- Birdie: Grimace, you're here. How is your birthday today?
- Grimace: It was horrible. No one liked my meal, or my milkshake.
- Ronald: What?! Are they crazy?
- Birdie: What's wrong?
- Hamburglar: That's messed up, fur ball.
- Ronald: Grimace, what have they done to you wrong?
- Grimace: They hate my milkshake. The haters prove it.
- Birdie: No way! That's bad!
- Fry Kid #1: How could this happen?
- Fry Kid #2: What were the ingredients?
- Fry Kid #3: Did they messed up the milkshake for you?
- Grimace: I try it. I love it. People hate me for my own milkshake. If they drink it, then it's not for them.
- McNugget Buddy #1: Your milkshake isn't that bad.
- McNugget Buddy #2: We taste it and we like it.
- McNugger Buddy #3: Not a problem at all.
- Grimace: I've seen far worse things than hating the milkshake. Watch. *show a video to everyone of people doing the Grimace Challenge on Tik Tok, expressing their hatred for the milkshake, pretending to kill themselves for a joke*
- Ronald: What the buns? That's so messed up.
- Birdie: This is a outrage. Why would they do this?!
- Hamburglar: This is a outrage! No one could ever kill themselves for a milkshake!
- Fry Kid #1: Weird.
- Fry Kid #2: Atrocious.
- Fry Kid #3: Not good!
- McNugget Buddy #1: These people are wrong!
- McNugget Buddy #2: They need to stop killing themselves for a milkshake!
- McNugget Buddy #3: Forget the haters.
- Grimace: Guys. Why are you criticizing my milkshake? It's just a blueberry milkshake. There's no need to criticize the Grimace Shake on my birthday. It's my special day and you gotta show some respect who made a special day very special for everyone that come to McDonald's for many years to be pleased and eat a hamburger for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Once again, don't forget to order the Grimace's Birthday meal with the Grimace Milkshake right now at McDonald's!
- Ronald: And afterwards, you can still be lovin' it by trying out the milkshake and eating the birthday meal from Grimace.
- Grimace: Every birthday is very special on the day you were born. *wink eye*
THE END
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Trivia[]
- The title is a pun of "Don't judge a book by its cover", a term used to describe why people shouldn't judge something before playing, watching or reading it.
- This short is based on the Grimace Milkshake from McDonald's during the Grimace's Birthday event and a challenge on TiK Tok where people pretend to drink the milkshake and die from it for a joke.
- It is MarioFan65's first fanfiction to be based on a entertainment place other than a video game, movie, show, book or comic.