El Pollo's Dance

El Pollo's Dance is a Burrito Bison fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It was released on April 13, 2022.

Characters[]

Burrito Bison
Pineapple Spank
El Pollo

Transcript[]

(At El Pollo's restaurant, Burrito Bison and Pineapple Spank are reading their menu on the table while waiting for a friend to come and sit for dinner)

Burrito Bison: What is taking El Pollo so long to come?
Pineapple Spank: Maybe he's going to throw a performance at the stage.
Burrito Bison: We asked him to sit with us the other day in his own restaurant. Must be having a hard time fighting gummy bears down the street.
Pineapple Spank: Come on Burrito, there are no gummy bears running down the street, not like when you beat all of them inside of a magical gummy bag.
Burrito Bison: We order two pizza pies, but no sign of our order have come in handy.
Pineapple Spank: Then what taking this guy so long to get up from his chair and give us the menu. *see the lights turn off*
Announcer: And now, for a special performance by our favorite owner, El Pollo!
Everyone: *clap*
Burrito Bison: Now he's coming.
Pineapple Spank: Oh wait, there's a performance, look!

(El Pollo show up on the stage with a pizza pie on his hands, dancing to "Mariachi Medley: Cielito Lindo / La Negra" by Tito Puente and Eddie Palmieri as the chickens come out of the stage to dance with El Pollo as they walk out the stage to dance with El Pollo place a pizza pie on Burrito Bison and Pineapple Spank's table)

Burrito Bison: Thank you.
Pineapple Spank: What about mine?
Burrito Bison: He will give you one when he has the chance.
Pineapple Spank: I'll wait here.

(El Pollo dance with his chickens as he spin around and hold the chickens up while dancing, also hold a lady and dance with her as well with a card where kids eat free on Friday)

El Pollo: Kids eat free Fridays. *put the card on the lady's mouth and spin with her around in front of the ladies while some ladies are in love with El Pollo, slamming their food down with their heads*
Burrito Bison: Wow.
El Pollo: *dance around with tricks, juggling, riding on a tricycle and jumping on balls as well holding a pizza pie on his hand* The pizza pie belong to the customer.
Pineapple Spank: That's me!
El Pollo: There you go. *give a pizza pie to Pineapple Spank*
Pineapple Spank: Thank you.
Burrito Bison: There you have it.
El Pollo: *boogie woogie and twist as everyone cheer for him after the song*
Burrito Bison: Unbelievable. How well this guy is on dancing.
Pineapple Spank: Even the chickens give out a great performance. *see the chickens flap for El Pollo*
El Pollo: Thank you, thank you. Eat some pasta, take a good trip and have a good night!
Burrito Bison: El Pollo! Over here!
El Pollo: You're still here? Ah, my friends. *sit with his friends* I haven't seen you there.
Burrito Bison: We just saw you dancing when you give us the food.
Pineapple Spank: Love your dance of yours.
El Pollo: Thank you for the wise words. Very impressive with the dancing on stage. What brings you here.
Burrito Bison: Your meal taste great as my waffle pie.
Pineapple Spank: Better than a meat pie.
El Pollo: I'm very happy for what you guys done. Today must be my lucky day. *eat a nacho*
Burrito Bison: So do us.
Pineapple Spank: Taking a break from saving the city.
El Pollo: It's the best of both worlds. I got what I got for a living. *get a rose from a chicken* Oh, thank you Isabella. I make a praise from my audience.
Burrito Bison: Straight outta the slingshot.
Pineapple Spank: Gotta make fruit salad.
El Pollo: One of a kind. *laugh with everyone*

(Everyone begin to chill and talk about their stories in El Pollo's restaurant for the rest of the day)

THE END