This about the crime syndicates of the Unionverse.
Thrawn Family[]
- Summary: The American Mob of the Unionverse and a parody of the Throne family from Batman.
- Robert Thrawn: The patriarch of the family and the main antagonist of a story based on them. However, he can be very respectful whenever you meet him and usually just spends time with his family right now, even keeping them safe from his operations and trying to raise his son to be citizen instead. He is a parody of Rupert Throne from Batman.
- Deandra Thrawn: The matriarch of the family and the wife of Robert. Despite just being married to him, she acts like a secondary boss and doesn't mind her husband's criminal lifestyle.
- Luke Thrawn: The only son and heir of the family who seems to be nothing like them but is secretly in league with them. However, he also happens to be very friendly when you get to know him.
- Garrett Palmer: Luke's best-friend and sidekick in the crime family, willingly joining to support Luke and always liked crime families as a kid but this is also because he's secretly gay, which Luke knew about.
- Ashley Greenwood: The secretary of the family and doesn't mind joining their crime sprees but still tries to keep them out of trouble right now and is worried about someone wanting payback.
- Victor Striker: A very ruthless hitman that is in permanent employment with the crime family and always uses 2 pistols to kill his enemies, even being an expert at it.
- Evan Cera: A shy young man who became part of this crime family after helping them out with some hacking and ended up working as their intern or even accountant, despite more suited for tech department.
- Seth Hill: A vulgar big-boned young man who became part of this crime family after getting in debt with them and ended working alongside Evan, who he sometimes dislikes.
- Dale Clinton: A Jewish process server who became part of this crime family after bonding over a love for weed and even helping them hand out subpoenas to those that are breaking the family's laws.
- Saul Redman: An immature and yet loyal stoner who became part of the crime family after they took interest in his skills and bailed him out of trouble, which he was grateful for.
Fish Tower[]
- Summary: The British Mob of the Unionverse and a parody of the Fisk Family from Marvel Comics.
- William Fish: The patriarch of the family and the main antagonist of another story. He is a bald and yet strong man that rules his operations with an iron fist but also has a rivalry with Thrawn. He is a confirmed parody of Kingpin from Marvel Comics.
- Victoria Fish: The matriarch of the family and the wife of William Fish. She is just as bad as her husband and enjoys the crimes that he's committing.
- Ricky Fish: The youngest yet smartest son of the family and the favorite for a good reason due to being more mature than his idiot brother and even taking things seriously. He is a parody of Richard Fisk from Marvel Comics.
- Jeremy Fish: The eldest yet dumbest son of the family and the least favorite for a good reason due to his constant stupidity and being too cowardly to fight an enemy.
- Gravestone: An albino enforcer of the family and a very stoic type that doesn't show much care for who he hurts but is still loyal to his boss and does what he says. He is a parody of Tombstone from Marvel Comics.
- Skull Hammer: A big-head enforcer of the family and is named after his hammer-sized skull, which it's implied that he had that surgically implanted to fight enemies. He is a parody of Hammerhead from Marvel Comics.
- Chris Fogell: A young hacker that is friends with the Fish siblings and is willingly part of the mafia like a new son to the family but is too scared to fight and mostly stays in a room with his friend Dave.
- Dave Errick: Chris' best friend who also joins the mob to support the Fish siblings but also doesn't really fight at all and is mostly playing video games, which actually annoys Chris very much.
- Jay Pope: The front desk clerk who correctly doesn't let anyone in due to them being a possible threat but is kind enough to feel bad for a lost child and did feel bad for a certain massacre.
- Rodney McBride: The front door guard who is always on the lookout for any intruders but even he's incompetent at his job and this would lead to his own demise.
Marcano Lounge[]
- Summary: The Italian Mafia of the Unionverse and a parody of the Falcone Family from DC Comics, which their lounge is indeed a parody of the Iceberg Lounge but Italian themed.
- Carmine Marcano: The patriarch of the mafia and the main antagonist of the Italian Story. He is a father of 3 and is shown to love his kids but still wants them to stay out of trouble. He is a parody of Carmine Falcone and sometimes Jacques Schnee.
- Louisa Marcano: The matriarch of the mafia and the wife of Carmine. Despite her white hair, she is still beautiful and unlike the Schnee family, she gets along with her husband. She is a parody of Louisa Falcone and Willow Schnee.
- Georgie Marcano: The youngest yet favorite son of the mafia and underboss of the family. He kind of acts like his father's second-in-command and is very loyal to him. He is a parody of Mario Falcone and Whitney Schnee.
- Sophie Marcano: The only daughter of the mafia and the hostess of the lounge. Despite being jealous and craving power for her own, she is still reasonable to talk to. She is a parody of Sophia Falcone.
- Alberto Marcano: The eldest yet hated son of the mafia and the outcast of the family. However, him being an outcast is for good reason due to him being a psycho that disturbs even his own family. He is a parody of Alberto Falcone.
- Ozzie the Cobbler: The mascot of the the lounge who is secretly an enforcer of the mafia and pretends to be a funny performer but secretly knows how to wield a weapon and can be seen as very annoying. He's an implied parody of the Penguin from DC Comics.
- Marco Linguini: The priest of the lounge who is seen as very religious and believes in his God but is still very dangerous and yet advises you to not hesitate when given the chance to kill an enemy.
- Daisy Peaches: Marco's wife who willingly joins in on the mafia's crimes and acts like the singer of the lounge who secretly takes part in their crimes and yet still flirts with others, much to Marco's amusement.
Castello Pub[]
- Summary: The Irish Mafia of the Unionverse and a parody of the Maroni Family from DC Comics, despite the Maronis being Italian as well but they're still indeed the arch-rivals of the Marcano family and the rivalry is based on such a real-life rivalry. They are the 4th group to be targeted by the Perisher due to also taking part in attacking him and his family, even willingly killing young members of it but also regret not checking if he was dead at all.
- Louie Castello: The patriarch of the mafia and while he's a balding middle-aged man, he's still intimidating and always uses "cocksucker" as an insult towards both allies and enemies. He is a parody of Sal Maroni from DC Comics but named after the guy's father due to Sal being noticeably younger than Carmine.
- Nadia Castello: The matriarch of the mafia and Louie's wife who is a parody of Nadia Maroni from the 2024 Penguin show.
- Tommy Castello: The underboss of the mafia and the eldest of the Louie's kids who is entrusted by his father to lead the mafia one day, which he shows his loyalty via following the man's orders every time.
- Billy Castello: Tommy's brother and one of Louie's kids who is looked down on for being supposedly dumb since he can't usually do things right but still acts like Tommy's best-friend, despite his brother's clear dislike for him.
- Gina Castello: The only daughter of Louie and the hostess for their bar who is supposedly neglected by him out of sexism but don't be fooled, she's still ruthless and doesn't show remorse for her crimes.
- Johnny Castello: The youngest son in the family who is never seen by them as doing useful things but puts up with it out of loyalty and only Gina loves him dearly.
- Sully Fergusen: The right-hand man of the mafia who is just as ruthless as his boss and follows his orders without questions but doesn't show amusement at cruel jokes or even inappropriate ones.
- Colin Denham: The left-hand man of the mafia who also follows orders without question and sometimes takes enjoyment in what they do but doesn't get along with his partner Sully due to constant bickering.
Lopez Motel[]
- Summary: The Mexican mafia that is only shown to be running their titular motel, having no parodies at all but still inspired by Mexican cartels or gangs. Despite their lack of rudeness or cruelty, they are still the 5th group to be targeted by the Perisher due to still taking part in the massacre for drug money and also helping burn the area down, although they usually have remorse for that and don't blame him for attacking them.
- Esteban Lopez: The leader of the mafia and the titular owner of the Lopez Motel, who usually stays in his office and monitors his workplace but is still deadly. He is named after George Lopez but resembles Steve from the 2009 movie Cornered!
- Valeria Garcia: The underboss of the mafia and the only known female member who is a very seductive hot chick that likes seducing men but can also be nice. She is parody of Valeria Garza from Call of Duty.
- Miguel Pena: The enforcer of the mafia and always loves his shotgun but can be seen as crazy because of his constant use for it
- Coming soon.
S.S. Meister[]
- Summary: The German mafia of the Unionverse and act like a corrupt law that hates happiness and wants misery, being a parody of Sombertown from Santa Claus is Comin to Town. Unsurprisingly, they are the 6th group to be targeted by the Perisher due to being supporters of Nazi Germany and taking part in the massacre that started the conflict but due to Perisher's discomfort for the mention of Nazis, he calls these guys "Hydra."
- Burgo Meister: The patriarch of the mafia and the self-proclaimed mayor of his turf that enjoys misery and gloomy behavior, which is due to being a grouch that is never happy at all. He is an obvious parody of Burgermeister Meisterburger.
- Clara Fischer: The matriarch of the mafia and Meister's self-proclaimed wife, although she's more of a second-in-command than an actual wife and yet still obeys him.
- Blimsey Schmidt: The underboss of the mafia and the captain of the guards who serves his boss with respect and without question, even taking part in his orders. He is a parody of Grimsley himself.
- Kalus Wagner: The enforcer of the mafia and yet is very idiotic when always showing his golden gun, especially when he goes into monologue and this understandably annoyed the group very much.
- Hamlet von Hoffmann: The baron of the mafia and sometimes in command of the group as well but is never trusted and for very good reason. He is a parody of Baron Zemo and Baron Strucker.
- More coming soon.
Related[]
- Fanmade Drug Cartels: Similar but only doing drugs and are rivals that are hunted down by The Butcher, a different vigilante that also lost his family to them and yet only does this out of revenge for the attack instead of vigilantism.
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T.V. Tropes[]
- Abusive Parents: Some crime lords are this but it can be for good reason sometimes:
- William Fish: No matter who his favorite is, he still beats his favorite son for his arrogance and has no problem sacrificing the other one but considering what they're like and how they always fail their father with constant failures and antics, they sometimes have it coming and you can't fault him for being mad at them.
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- Affably Evil: Some of them act like this, even when their true nature is revealed or even when the Perisher is attacking them:
- Robert Thrawn: No matter what, he still acts professional and treats everyone around him with some kind of respect, even enemies as well and is also shown to never be abusive to his own syndicate but instead treats them like family and even respects The Perisher, even after the guy is intruding in the mansion and killing the crime family.
- Carmine Marcone: For a guy with a crime reputation, he's way tolerable than his namesake and is still a loving parent while even still respecting you and understands the Perisher's motive, also blaming himself for getting his group involved.
- Esteban Lopez: Despite being the boss of a possible drug cartel, he can be reasonable as he treats cartel like a family and only gets mad if you attack them, usually acting like a harmless boss and even trying to approve their behaviors.
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- Bad Boss: Downplayed; Not all of them are this trope but some of them are still this:
- Coming soon.
- Big Bad: They all serves as this for the Perisher but the Columbian boss Sebastian Diaz is technically this because he mostly hired ordered the hit on the guy and his family, which the other crime families also blame him for it.