½ of Love is in The Air

Plot[]

It almost Valentine's Day, and everybody is excited.

Main Plot[]

After getting with Darcy a second time, Bart and Darcy soon break up again. Classic Sonic sees that Bart feels lonely, so he decides to help him get a girlfriend that he can stay with. However, Classic Sonic discovers that Bart had multiple girlfriends in his past. Stan and Kyle decide to help them get a girlfriend suitable for Bart.

Middle Plot[]

Mark Dexler, VJ Mendhi and Sam Goodman are dating Brie Buxton, Ursula (The Dating Guy) and Anderson Anderson.

Sub-Plot[]

Anthony's Crew are going to the Valentine's Festival.

Side Story[]

Ezra and Karai are gonna show Kazuda Xiono and Shinigami about Valentine's Day.

Transcript[]

Mark Dexler: Speedy Pants. Because, it use it for running, rush and hurry.
Bryce: Best campaign ever. Now, let me have the Speedy Pants. The clients wants them back.
Mark Dexler: Coming right up.
(Mark Dexler opens the case reveal to be the Speedy Pants)
Mark Dexler: Here you go, Bryce.
(Mark Dexler hands Bryce a Speedy Pants)
Bryce: Thank you.
Denise Fletcher: Ooh. Good work, Dexler. The Speedy Pants is the new campaign ever.
Brian Booyah: We're impressed with the new campaign.
Mark Dexler: Thanks.
Brian Booyah: I want to see you in my office.
Mark Dexler: You got it.
(At Brian Booyah's office)
Brian Booyah: Dexler, soon as I sign those papers. You're a senior junior copywriter.
Mark Dexler: Yes, sir. Sign away.
(Brian Booyah is signing those papers)
Brian Booyah: There. I am done signing those papers. Dexler, you are here by promoted you as the senior junior copywriter.
Mark Dexler: Wow. Thanks, Mr. Booyah.
Brian Booyah: You're welcome.

Mordecai: Say didn't you and Mark break up last year?
Brie Buxton: Hmm.
(Flashback started)
Brie Buxton: Mark, I think we should break up. I feel like we were talking you're just tuning me out. Like having some sort of eternal monologue or something.
(Flashback ended)
Brie Buxton: Yeah, we did break up last year. However, he did saved me from Kraken Monster.
Mordecai: Does this means you're getting back together?
Brie Buxton: Yes. We are getting back together. Also, I find out that my father, Winchester Buxton. Mark is hunted by my father.
Mordecai: It's that bad?
Brie Buxton: Yep. That was not very nice. My father is a jerk.
Mordecai: It's he trying to kill Mark?
Brie Buxton: That's right.
Mordecai: So are you and Brie going out, Mark?
Mark Dexler: Yep. Since I've saved her from Kraken Monster. We're going out. See ya.
(Mark Dexler and Brie are walking away)
Mordecai: Okay, have fun. At least we've still got VJ.
(Suddenly, Ursula [The Dating Guy] arrives)
Ursula (The Dating Guy): Hey, VJ, ready to go?
VJ Mendhi: Sure.
Mordecai: Say, VJ, didn't you and Ursula (The Dating Guy) worked at Johnson & Booyah?
VJ Mendhi: Yep.
Mordecai: Where is she here exactly?

Girly Frenson: Hi, I'm here for Stewie.
Brian: Okay. Who are you?
Grily Frenson: I'm Girly Frenson. Stewie's girlfriend. Me and Stewie went to a elegant dance together.
Brian: You're Stewie's girlfriend?
Girly Frenson: Yeah.
Brian: You're real?
Girly Frenson: Indeed I am.
Brian: Stewie. Girly Frenson is here.
(Stewie arrives)
Stewie: Hey, Girly.
Girly Frenson: Hey, Stewie, ready to go?
Stewie: Sure.
Brian: Wow, Stewie, it turns Girly Frenson is your girlfriend. I'm sorry for doubting you.
Stewie: Oh, don't worry about it, Brian. (to Girly Frenson) Come on, Girly. Let's go out during Valentine's Day.
Girly Frenson: Okay.
(Stewie and Girly Frenson are walking away)
Brian: Have fun, you two. They make a nice couple.

Ezra: (Sighs) Valentine's Day. Love is in the air, Kaz, Shinigami. Look at all these happy couples.
Kazuda Xiono: Wow. Are they in love?
Ezra: Yep. They have boyfriends and girlfriends.
Shinigami: Yeah. These girls should have their new boyfriends.
Karai: Indeed. They deserved to be with their old boyfriends.
Kazuda Xiono: Did the girls has old boyfriends in the past?
Ezra: Yep. It also boys should have their girlfriends or deserved to be with their old girlfriends.
Shinigami: Does it include boys should have their new girlfriends?
Karai: Yes.
Kazuda Xiono: Or deserved to be with their old girlfriends?
Ezra: Yes.
Shinigami: And the boys has old girlfriends in the past?
Karai: Exactly. It's all in the past.
Kazuda Xiono: Wow. Guess it's over between old boyfriends and old girlfriends. Maybe it's time to move on with their lives.
Ezra: Yeah. Say Kaz, Shinigami, shall we continue about Valentine's Day?
Shinigami: Sure, Ezra, let's do this.
Kazuda Xiono: How?
Ezra: With a song.
(Song: You Make Me Feel So Young)
Ezra: ♪You make me feel so young You make me feel like spring has sprung Every time I see you grin I'm such a happy individual The moment that you speak I want to run and play hide-and-seek I want to go and bounce the moon Just like a toy balloon♪
Ezra and Karai: ♪You and I, we're just like a couple of tots Running around a meadow Picking up all those forget-me-nots♪
Ezra: ♪You make me feel so young♪
Karai: ♪You make me feel there are songs to be sung♪
Ezra and Karai: ♪Bells to be rung and a wonderful fling to be flung♪
Ezra: ♪And even when I'm old and gray (Karai: When I'm old and gray) I'm gonna feel the way I (with Karai: do today) Because♪
Ezra and Karai: ♪You make me feel so young♪
Karai: ♪You make me young♪
Ezra: ♪You make me think that spring has sprung♪
Ezra and Karai: ♪Every time I see you grin I'm such a cuckoo individual The moment that you speak I' like to run and play hide-and-seek I'd like to go and bounce at the moon Just like a big balloon (Ezra: Because) you and I We are just like a couple of tots Ooo! Running around a meadow Snatching up all those forget-me-nots♪
Ezra: ♪You make me young (Karai: You make me young) You make me feel there are songs to be sung♪
Ezra and Karai: ♪Lots of bells to be rung And a wonderful fling to be flung And even when I'm old and gray I'm gonna feel the way I do today (Ezra: Because) you make me feel so Man, I just feel so You make feel so young So young♪
(Song ends)
Kazuda Xiono: Wow. That song is good.
Shinigami: Yeah, really good.

(Woody Jenkins is making the Screaming Jenkins Organism)
Woody Jenkins: My latest invention, The Screaming Jenkins Organism. Cheers.
(Debbi drinks the Screaming Jenkins Organism)
Debbi: Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh!
Woody Jenkins: Really? It's that good?
Debbi: It's a Jenkins Organism. I'm faking it. (Laughs)
(Debbi walks away)
Al Freen: Al Freen, world bartending association. I'm here about the Screaming Jenkins Organism. The drink that's taking the world by storm.
Woody Jenkins: The Screaming? But, how you'd hear about that?
Al Freen: We're bartenders, son. We hear everything. We want to put your drink in the Official Mixologist's Handbook.
Woody Jenkins: Wow. The O.M.H.
Al Freen: Yes.
Woody Jenkins: Say, Al, didn't you disgrace me to my slope rag last year?
Al Freen: Hmm.
(Flashback started)
Woody: Look, he's serving out alcohol to minors.
Al Freen: What? You, sir, are a disgrace to your slope rag.
(Flashback ended)
Al Freen: Yeah, I did disgrace to your slope rag last year. After that, I was at Springfield. Until I met Homer Simpson a guy who invented a drink and I thought he was a bartender.
Woody Jenkins: Okay, how did it happened?
Al Freen: Take a little flashback with me.
(Flashback started)
Homer: Here you go, Al.
(Homer gives Al Freen a Flaming Homer)
(Al Freen blows out the fire out of Flaming Homer and drinking the Flaming Homer)
Al Freen: Hey, this Flaming Homer is taste good. You're a true bartender, Homer.
Homer: Woo-hoo! The truth is, Al. I am not a bartender.
Al Freen: Wait a minute. You're not a bartender?
Homer: Nope. I'm just a guy a who invented a drink. Sorry.
Al Freen: Oh, that's okay, Homer. I used to find someone who is not bartenders too.
Homer: Really?
Al Freen: Yeah. I was looking for someone who invented new drinks too. So what's inside that Flaming Homer?
Homer: Well, mixed eight types of liquors together are tequila, Crème de menthe, and some kind of schnapps, and then, while not paying attention, I mixed in some Krusty-Brand cough syrup, Krusty's Non Narkotik Kough Syrup.
Al Freen: Wait. You've been putting cough syrup on the Flaming Homer?
Homer: Yes.
Al Freen: That... is... Amazing.
Homer: How is this amazing?
Al Freen: Well, I blew out the fire from the Flaming Homer and discovered that the drink was much tastier.
Homer: Really?
Al Freen: Yeah. Homer Simpson, I am here by to put your drink the Flaming Homer in the Official Mixologist's Handbook.
Homer: Really? You mean it?
Al Freen: Yep. I will buy your recipe the Flaming Homer in the O.M.H.
Homer: So you already want my new drinking in the almanac?
Al Freen: You betcha I will.
Homer: Okay, how much?
Al Freen: A million dollars.
Homer: Sold.
(Flashback ended)
Woody Jenkins: Wow. So you bought Flaming Homer in the Official Mixologist's Handbook?
Al Freen: Yes.

Woody Jenkins: You thought Homer is a bartender?
Al Freen: Nope. However, I decided to give you a second chance.
Woody Jenkins: Really?
Al Freen: Yes.

(At Valentine's Festival)
Guntherson: Ahhh. Nothing like a Valentine's Day Fair! Easy girls.
Tyson: Easy beer!
Ashes: Constant rejection?
Guntherson: Hey, what's with your biz! Nobody wants to flirt with a wet mop! We're here to have fun! Eat! Drink! Mingle! Besides! There aren't aeven that many couples here.
Ashes: ...Yeah. I'll meet up with you guys later. Have fun "mingling". I never should've agreed to go out today. At least after this we can just go back to game nights. No chicks. No crowds. No--
(Ashes sees the one dollar bill on the ground)
(Ashes grabs the one dollar bill on the ground)
(Ashes sees the kissing booth)
Ashes: Seriously? A kissing booth? Looks more like a kissing brothel. Eh.. What the hell.
(Ashes is going inside to the kissing booth)
Kellina: Oh, a customer! I haven't seen a single face all day... Have a seat.
Ashes: Really?! That's crazy! You're so beautiful I'd expect a mile long time!
Kellina: Well... How would you like to be my first kiss of the day?
(Ashes hands Kellina a one dollar bill)
Ashes: Haha- Uh... O-of course-!!
Kellina: And how lucky for me. To find such a willing... ...handsome...
Ashes: Uh-
Kellina: Vessel-!
Ashes and Kellina: Mmmph-
(Ashes and Kellina kiss on the lips)
(With Anthony's Crew)
Arick Inazuken: Why are we at the valentine's festival?
Anthony: Well, apparently ever since all of our friends has boyfriends, girlfriends, lovers, husbands and wives. Including anniversaries.
Tedya Kenda: Really?
Anthony: Yeah.
Scotty Ford: This is the best thing we ever did.
Alane: We just hope our friends know what they're doing.
Kassidy Vale: Ah don't worry about them let's just enjoy the valentine's festival.
Tedya Kenda: Right.

Ronan Kenny: Here's a song by Rick Astley.
Jamie Winner: Let's hit it, Ronan.
Ronan Kenny: Right.
(Song: Never Gonna Give You Up)
Ronan Kenny and Jamie Winner: ♪Ooh ooh♪
Ronan Kenny: ♪We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of♪
Jamie Winner: ♪You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling♪
Ronan Kenny: ♪Gotta make you understand♪
Ronan Kenny and Jamie Winner: ♪Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down ever gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you♪
Jamie Winner: ♪We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but You're too shy to say it♪
Ronan Kenny: ♪Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it♪
Jamie Winner: ♪And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see♪
Ronan Kenny and Jamie Winner: ♪Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)♪
Ronan Kenny: ♪We've know each other for so long Your heart's been aching but You're too shy to say it♪
Jamie Winner: ♪Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling♪
Ronan Kenny: ♪Gotta make you understand♪
Ronan Kenny and Jamie Winner: ♪Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you♪
(Song ends)

(Song: Hot Wings (I Wanna Party)
Pedro: Ya, ya,, ya, ya, yo! Everybody put their wings together and clap 'em as loud as you can. Flap 'em, clap 'em. I don't care, slap 'em. (Squwaking)
Nikko: ♪Party in the Ipanema, baby! I wanna party I wanna samba I wanna party I wanna samba I wanna party And live my life (my life) I wanna party (party) And fly Imma fly, fly just like a bird (Pedro and Roberto:But you are a bird!) Oh yeah, you're right, So let me fly just like a rocket, then (okay) Fly so high where I need to come down for oxygen (hey) 'Cause once we started, baby, ain't no ain't no stoppin' then (hey) 'Cause I just want to live my life and party (hey) All I want is to be free, and rock my body (okay) Been around the world and I wanna live my life In Rio 'Cause in Rio In Rio, I realize♪
Karina: What are you doing?
Jinpei Kori: Uh, I don't know.
Nikko: ♪I wanna party (party) I wanna samba (party) I wanna party (party) And fly♪
Pedro and Roberto: ♪I'm that samba, samba Master, master, master Master, master You dance fast, But I dance faster, faster, faster Faster, faster You're too slow You need to catch up You can dance, and dance, but I?♪
Nikko: ♪I wanna party (party) I wanna samba (party) I wanna party (party) I wanna samba (party) I wanna party (party) And live my life (live my life) I wanna party (party) And fly♪
Nikko, Pedro and Roberto: ♪*caws* Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey *caws*♪
Karina: ♪Lay a Lay a Lay a Lay a Lay a Lay a Lay a Lay a Lay a Lay a Lay a Lay a♪
Nikko, Pedro and Roberto: ♪Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey *caws* Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ,hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey...♪
(Song ends)
Ronan Kenny: (Silently to Jamie Winner) How did they learn that?
Jamie Winner: (Secretly to Ronan Kenny) I don't know!

(Kody Ian sees a Karaoke Contest First Prize $500 Sign)
Kody Ian: Guys, we have an idea to win that karaoke contest.
(Song: Wild N' Free)
Anthony: Let's boogie! ♪Yeah Ooh Ooh Yeah Ooh Ooh Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee♪
Rigby: ♪Woo, hoo, ooh, hey♪
All: ♪We're heading for the West Not heading for the East We gonna live our dream 'Cause we're wild and free We are heading for the West Not heading for the East We gonna live our dream 'Cause we're wild and free Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Ooh Heading for the West, everybody Heading for the West, wild and free Heading for the West, everybody We gonna live our dream 'Cause we're wild and free We're heading for the West Not heading for the East We gonna live our dream 'Cause we're wild and free We are heading for the West Not heading for the East We gonna live our dream 'Cause we're wild and free Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey (Code Blue Girls: So wild and free, everybody) Ooh♪
Code Blue Girls: ♪Everybody, everybody Everybody, everybody Everybody, everybody Everybody♪
Code Blue Boys: ♪Heading for the West Heading for the West Heading for the West Heading for the West♪
All: ♪We're heading for the West Not heading for the East We gonna live our dream 'Cause we're wild and free We are heading for the West (Heading for the West) Not heading for the East (Heading for the West) We gonna live our dream 'Cause we're wild and free, hey Heading for the West, everybody Heading for the West, wild and free Heading for the West, everybody We gonna live our dream 'Cause we're wild and free♪
Gash Jumon: ♪Sweet legs Get the sweet legs I go the sweet legs♪
All: ♪Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Woo Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey (Ooh)♪
(Song ends)
(Crowd cheers)
Anthony: Whoo! [Laughing Hearily] Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo.

Kody Ian: Well, you're not gonna believe this, their boyfriends dumped their girlfriends?
All: So?
Kody Ian: Broke up, break up or dumped?
Takado Hirowa: Right.
Anthony: I don't know about you, guys. But there is no need to overreact for a break up, break up, cheating or dumped.
Kassidy Vale: Yes, and it is not like a bad thing.
Kody Ian: Point taken.
Golock: Can you believe their boyfriends dumped their girlfriends?
Alane: Yeah. That's sad.
Will Nelson: Yeah.
Professor Cole: (Whispers) Okay, now that's just harsh.
Will Nelson: Yep. (Whispers) What a overreaction.
Tedya Kenda: Indeed. Well, that went poorly.
Alane: Yeah! No kidding!
Scotty Ford: Hmm. Exactly.
Kassidy Vale: You could be right. We need to find more evidence that their boyfriends are cheating their girlfriends.
Hall Wallace: They didn't even ask if we wanted help!
Arick Inazuken: Oh, the indignity!
Tane Kuno: If only we had more evidence.
Kody Ian: We think these boys or girls should have their new boyfriends or new girlfriends.
Jupe: Um no, Kody, they don't. They deserved to be with their old boyfriends or old girlfriends.
Kody Ian: Agreed, Jupe. What are they ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends?
Jupe: Oh.
Anthony: What the heck is wrong with ya?
Bernt: Their boyfriends dumped their girlfriends.
Anthony: Oh, please. They haven't broked up with their girlfriends they're just being friends.
Ainina Kamishina: Don't you get it? They dumped their girlfriends.
Anthony: Oh, come on. They haven't even dumped all of them. Infact, we believe that if they're friends that means they weren't boyfriend or girlfriend neither the boys are stealing their girlfriends.
Toey Gustin: Maybe Anthony is right. Maybe they are being friends.
Peke Clane: He’s got a point, exactly what is the problem? How come their boyfriends dumped their girlfriends?
Anthony: I have no idea, Peke. We're not sure their boyfriends didn't dumped their girlfriends.
Staz Cain: You uhhh....kinda do....
Chelsina: He’s right, you do.
Anthony: Hmm. You've gotta point. Maybe if the boys didn't broke up their girlfriends. Which means... (Gasps) Of course. These girls didn't steal their boyfriends.
Bethina: Really?
Anthony: Yeah. And you not gonna believe this Mordecai, Ben Tennyson, Kevin Levin, Kenneth Tennyson, Cooper Daniels, Dan Zembrovski, Troll Moko, Randy Cunningham and Howard Weinerman kiss different girls on the lips.
Scotty Ford: They kiss them?
Anthony: Yes, yes we are.
Alpha 4: They kiss them?
Anthony: Yes it does.
X-PO: They kiss them?
Anthony: Yes. They kiss them.
Kody Ian: They kiss them?
Anthony: Yes, they kiss different girls.
Tedya Kenda: Their girlfriends will kill them!
Anthony: Don't worry. Their girlfriends won't notice.
Alane: Well, we guess you're right. Guys, just one little question.
Anthony: Yep.
Alane: Does their girlfriends know?
Anthony: Nope. They never notice.
Professor Cole: You're right. They never notice.
(Mordecai, Ben Tennyson, Kevin Levin, Kenneth Tennyson, Cooper Daniels, Dan Zembrovsky, Troll Moko, Randy Cunningham and Howard Weinerman was suddenly screaming)
Kody Ian: Hey, did you hear that?
Anthony: What?
Tane Kuno: Sounds like someone's screaming.
Anthony: Well, what is it? What are you trying to say?
Hall Wallace: It sounds like Loretta is screaming.
Arnie Shalane: It is. But, what are they talking about?
Anthony: Trouble at the old mill.
Will Nelson: What, are you insane?
Anthony: Did somebody fall through the ice?
Cameronald: It's summer.
Anthony: Bobcat.
Proto R.I.C.: (Barks)
Anthony: Mordecai, Ben Tennyson, Rook Blonko, Kevin Levin, Kenneth Tennyson, Healthy Cooper Daniels, Dan Zembrovski, Troll Moko, Randy Cunningham and Howard Weinerman's are in trouble! Come on, guys!
(Anthony opens the door)
Janice: We don't know what the heck are you're doing here?! But, you're under arrest for it!
Anthony: Alright, everyone, break it...holy crap!
Scotty Ford: Oh my God!
Arick Inuzuken: Should we interrupt?
Tane Kuno: No... We'll wait a bit longer.
Yuke Kazsuki: We should go.
(Anthony closes the door)
Anthony: Boy, that was embarrassing, huh? Walking in on Mordecai, Ben Tennyson, Rook Blonko, Kevin Levin, Kenneth Tennyson, Cooper Daniels, Dan Zembrovsky, Troll Moko, Randy Cunningham and Howard Weinerman with their girlfriends.
Suttim: Uh, Anthony, that wasn't uh...
Anthony: You know, for their girlfriends. It appears that they got drunk. What are the odds?
Garrethy: That wasn't their girlfriends. It was different girls.
(Inside, Healthy Mordecai sits up)
Healthy Mordecai: What was that?
Jacqueline: Shut up and put some more of that sugar in our bowl.
(With Anthony's Crew)
Anthony: Wait a minute, guys? If that wasn't their girlfriends doing it with Mordecai, Ben Tennyson, Rook Blonko, Kevin Levin, Kenneth Tennyson, Healthy Cooper Daniels, Dan Zembrovsky, Troll Moko, Randy Cunningham and Howard Weinerman... then Mordecai, Ben Tennyson, Rook Blonko, Kevin Levin, Kenneth Tennyson, Cooper Daniels, Dan Zembrovsky, Troll Moko, Randy Cunningham and Howard Weinerman are cheating with their girlfriends. We can't tell anyone about this. That is the last thing in the world we want to do. What a day! We've done everything in the world. So We guess the only thing left to do... is tell you that Mordecai, Ben Tennyson, Rook Blonko, Kevin Levin, Kenneth Tennyson, Cooper Daniels, Dan Zembrovsky, Troll Moko, Randy Cunningham and Howard Weinerman are cheating with their girlfriends.
Tane Kuno: Good Lord!
Ainina Kamishina: Oh, no!
Kassidy Vale: Yeah, any idea who it was, Anthony?
Anthony: No, we didn't see their faces.
Scotty Ford: All we know is it's a different girls.
Bethina: How are we gonna do that?
Erinla Phiba: We should work together.
Quicksilver: Agreed. Did We, uh, did We miss something?
Anthony: No, we just saw Mordecai, Ben Tennyson, Rook Blonko, Kevin Levin, Kenneth Tennyson, Cooper Daniels, Dan Zembrovsky, Troll Moko, Randy Cunningham and Howard Weinerman are cheating on their girlfriends.
Kassidy Vale: You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) You you-you what? Wh… Wh- what were you doing seeing Mordecai, Ben Tennyson, Rook Blonko, Kevin Levin, Kenneth Tennyson, Cooper Daniels, Dan Zembrovsky, Troll Moko, Randy Cunningham and Howard Weinerman cheating on their girlfriends?
Kody Ian: It was an accident. Not like We was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.
Iron Fist: Right. Guys, what we want to know is, what did they mean?
White Tiger: Not here. Our lab.
(White Tiger and Iron Fist rush to the Aven-Jetfighter)
White Tiger: This is the only place that's safe. Look, if I was a single, what we saw today would be, like, a reward for a lifetime of disappointments. But I'm not. So it's just another disappointment.
Quagmire: I don't like this, you guys...uh, this is bad ...Joe's gonna find out, I just know it!
Peter: Geez, Quagmire, you need to relax.
Arnie Shalane: Yeah, for now. I still got a bad feeling. He's gonna find something, I just know it.
Shane Miharn: Will you relax?
Alelake: Sorry.
Peted Falcan: You guys, I just can't take this anymore. I've been giving it a lot of thought, and I think we all just need to confess.
Clem Marcus: What? Now just hold on, Quagmire. If you start yapping to the cops, now their dead to them.
Peted Falcan: Right, sorry. My bad.
Anthony: Good. How are we gonna tell them about their boyfriends cheating? This would’ve been a lot easier
Marco Scaz: If we call the girls...
Suttim: They won’t believe us.
Garrethy: But they'll never believe us!
Cameronald: Then we'll make them believe us.
Will Nelson: Even if they did...
Vinla Dinkla: Who knows if we will tell them.
Tane Kuno: We're on our own.
Toey Gustin: Oh, this is bad! This is bad. This is bad!
Aleix: Everybody, just calm down! Just calm down, all right?! What are we gonna do?! What are we gonna do?!
Yuga Ganly: That -- That does not apply to this. This is a totally, situationally different suspect. Eh! Whoa, no.
Anthony: Hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina, hommina...
Kassidy Vale: Wait? you can tell us Jane is one of those people?
Anthony: We never fought so. But, just what the heck are they doing with Wendy?
Kassidy Vale: We don't think my nose to people's romance. We're gonna put on our foot down! We're part of Anthony's Crew, after all!
Rook Blonko: That's right. Why are we running?
Mordecai: Long story.
Janice: Run away!
Ben Tennyson: (Screams) It's all over now. Our life is over. What was we supposed to do?

Kody Ian: We gotta tell you, there was some weird stuff going on there today.

[cutaway to Stewie's bedroom. Stewie is acting curious when Brian clicks the mouse at the computer]

Stewie: Okay, wait, so what is this now?

Brian: Just watch.

Stewie: Why are we taping my reaction?

Brian: Jus...just watch.

Stewie: Okay..they're lesbians, clearly. [unfazed] I dunno... I dunno what else... [twitch] Wait. Wait. Wai... Wh...wh...what? Wha..what?! No..! No...! Agh... Agghh! Aggghhh! Agghh, what is wrong with you?! Oh, my God! Agh! Aggh! Oh, I'm never gonna be able to eat ice cream agai...OH MY GOD! [covers mouth, begins to retch; muffled] Agh! Agh..! Oh my God! Agghh...! Oh, that is disgusting! Oh my God! Oh, could you imagine if two dudes did that? Oh my God, that would be even worse. I mean, like, would that..would that even exist? Li...uhh... Like, where'd you even find it? Let's type it in and see what comes up.

[back from cutaway]

Guy: I'm sorry, Sugar Belle, but you're not my type.

Spider-Man (Armored): So this is the peeping room?
Yottoko Jo: So this is what a peeping room looks like.
Red Hulk: Unforgiveable.
Hawkeye: We can't been seen.
Thor: What was that?
Spider-Man: I don't know.
QuickSilver: Here's where all of us goes berserk.
All: (Yelling) (yelling continues) (yelling winds down) (gasped, yelling)
Falcon: Look, it's no big deal Let's see it what happened.
Sergio: Good idea.
Boomerang: So, who's the culprit?
Gary: Who did this?
Mike: It's incredible. You can look from every angle.
Ike: Amazing, you can see loads of stuff from different angles!
Jimmy: Yes.
Jones: It's not stupid, is it?
Jenny: N-Not at all.
Jessica: It's totally not stupid, right?
Jonsey: Y-Yeah...
Janice: Guys, what are you doing staring in Calostoga spa under the peeping room?
Rigby: Someone just got on to the hot springs.
Spider-Man: If you're not interested, stop peeking.
Hawkeye: Don't look if you have no interest it.
Falcon: Let me look too!
Winter Soldier: L-Let me have a peek too!
3-D Man: They're crazy.
War Machine: They're having too much fun with that.
Thor: Yeah.
Iron Fist: Well, I think it's great.
Howard Weinerman: They're all gathered here.
Troll Moko: Just hide better.
Amanda Highborn: No one seen us.
Minda: Are you sure they didn't see us were down here?
Sheila: Of course.
Kal Hyugu: Are you crazy? We're going to get caught.
Denby Igan: Ah, I can't see anything. It's all fogged up.
Sissy: Too bad.
Justus: Let me look too!
Yottoko Jo: Let me take a look too!
Captain America: Hey! Who did you see?
Iron Man: It's only full of bubbles, so I can't see and nothing else.
Iron Fist: Oh!
Power Man: Move.
Nova: Move it.
Ice Man: Who is that?
Firestar: Who's that?
Slinger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quick Change Spider-Man: Ahh! No way! You gotta be freaking kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slinger: This is no joke, guys!
Cosmic Spider-Man: Keh!
Spider-Ham: Take a look. Why don't you see for yourself?
Spider-Man Noir: Oh, it's only Black Widow, Wendy, Jane, Lucy Mann, Black Cat and Quake.
Dail Sawa: Why is Black Widow, Wendy, Jane, Lucy Mann, Black Cat and Quake in a hurry and acting all flustered?
Helena: Maybe their feeling guilty.
Kal Hyugu: So Black Widow, Wendy, Jane, Lucy Mann, Black Cat and Quake did this and the culprit?
Mordecai: Who are you spying at?
Spider-Ham 2099: Black Widow, Wendy, Jane, Lucy Mann, Black Cat and Quake.
Spyder-Knight: Eh?
Spider-Man 2211: What happened, Spyder-Knight?
Spyder-Knight: Ah, my eyes!
Denby Igan: Stop, Spider-Knight!
Dail Sawa: Don't use your fire!
Spyder-Knight: I saw something I shouldn't have seen.
Spider-Man Noir: Stupid, so what is it? Huh? My... eyes...
All: (Screams)
Falcon: What's wrong, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: My eyes!!
Thor: Stop it, Hawkeye!
Captain Marvel: Don't set off your flames in a place like this!
Hawkeye: I saw something I wasn't supposed to see!!
Prowler: What is it?! Geez! Huh? My eyes!!
Red Hulk: Seriously, what is it! My... eyes...
All: (Screams)
Ben Riley/Scarlet Spider: Oh, for crying out loud! Let me see that! My eyes!
Cosmic Spider-Man: Aah! Look at them! It's hideous!
Miles Morales/Spider-Man: It's crotest!
Scarlet Spider-Ham: It's like the back side of the rangritane!
Spider-Ham 2099: Ew! It's Black Widow, Wendy, Jane, Lucy Mann, Black Cat and Quake! Oh, my lord! Oh, what are they -- !
Hulk: Guys, what -- what -- who -- who -- why -- ! It's like some horrible accident! I can't look away!
A-Bomb: Jeez, does anyone see Black Widow, Wendy, Jane, Lucy Mann, Black Cat and Quake at the Calostoga spa?
Skaar: I don't know, but I was scary cleared this.
Joe Fixit: What the heck am I looking at? my eyes...
Red She-Hulk: What? What do want me to look at? My eyes!
Bluebird: I wanna see it! (Screams) My eyes!! My eyes!!
Iron Fist: Who is being loud?
Bluebird: That would be me.
Cosmic Spider-Man Noir: Wha-
Cosmic Spider-Man 2099: Wha-
Cosmic Spider-Man Noir and Cosmic Spider-Man 2099: What is it? Our eyes!
Spider-Girl: Hey, what are you...? (Gasps)
Spider-Man 2099: Guys, what's going... no!
Agent Venom: Why are you looking at, Sage?
Iron Fist: Did you see something, Sage?
Sage Karasukumo: Yes I did. My eyes! MY EYES!
Renzo Ichijo: Why are you nuts? What could possibly do?
All: (Gasps)
Thor: Hey, why's everybody looking at? (Gasps) The horror!
Wonder Man: Aah! My eyes! my eyes! Just keep happy thoughts, okay?
Wasp: (shocked) Oh! Ohh! Oh!!
Ant-Man: Oohh!! Ohh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh!!
Daredevil: Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Blade: Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
Yellowjacket: (screaming) Ahhh!! Black Widow, Wendy, Jane, Lucy Mann, Black Cat and Quake!!
Spider-Man (Armored): Oh, no!
Future Spider-Man: Black Widow, Wendy, Jane, Lucy Mann, Black Cat and Quake!!!!
Quicksilver: OH, NO!!!
Mockingbird: OH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!
Songbird: Guys!! guys!! It's okay!!
Jessica: NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!
Falcon: I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!
Jimmy: YOU KNOW?!!!
Falcon: Yes, I know!
Hawkeye: Ohhh!!!
Falcon: Stop pulling!
Spider-Man: I won't let you have all the fun!
Power Man: Yeah, he's right!
Nova: Hey, stop it! If we get caught, we'll be in deep trouble.
Iron Fist: I want to know more about them.
Denby Igan: It is vital to know more about them.
Dail Sawa: Since the questionnaire didn't work, we'll just have to see them first hand.
Sergio: Know the enemy, and you will surely win.
Renzo Ichijo: Now for the special place I prepared just for today...
Gash Jumon: Hey! Lemme see, too!
Kal Hyugu: Really, guys, cut it out already!
Sage Karasukumo: What're you talking about? You're up next!
Boomerang: What?
Rook Blonko: Whoa! There they are!
Kenneth Tennyson: It's them!
Hawkeye: Hey, stop it!
Cloak: Go for it!
Falcon: Stop it!
Yellowjacket: Let me go!
Ant-Man: I said, 'Let... me... GO!'
Vision: Impossible!
Wonder Man: Got a problem with that!? Huh!?
Quicksilver: N-No, I don't.
Agent Venom: Okay!
Superior Spider-Man: How 'bout you?
Scarlet Witch: Deal!
Stealth Spider-Man: What?
Rigby: What happened?
Silver Surfer: Just a bit more...
Atlas: A bit more and I can see it.
Jack Power: What are you looking at!?
Alex Power: Hey! Cut that out will ya!
Iceman: Come on!
Ben Tennyson: You're not getting up ahead of me!
Howard Weinerman: He's right about that!
Troll Moko: Come here!
Amanda Highborn: Come back here! If you get caught! You're going to be in big trouble!
Janice: I'm so glad that I'm came here earlier to see this.
Randy Cunningham/The Ninja: There they are!
Thor: Come on! Let me see!
Mordecai: I'm mean it, guys! Get down form there!
Dan Zembrovsky: Shut up!
Jeremy: We know!
Jonsey: It's your turn next!
Joseph: Huh? Whoa! There they are now!
Jones: We know you dying to get a close look.
Jimmy: Cut it out, guys! Let go of me! Come on, guys! I don't want to! Stop it!
Jenny: Huh?
Jessica: Let me see!
Monica: It's my turn!
Sonia: Out of my way!
Songbird: What do you say to that, then huh?
Mockingbird: Wait a minute.
Gary: You got a problem?
Mike: No! Across I don't!
Ike: Okay. How about you, huh?
A-Bomb: I'll be glad to.
Red Hulk: What are you talking about?
Skaar: What?! What is it?
Power Man: WHAT AM I LOOKING AT? It's like I can see, EVERYTHING!
Nova: I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO PALE BEFORE! ALL THE REFLECTION IS MAKING ME BLIND! I'M GOING BLINDDDDDDD!
Iron Fist: I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO UNCOMFORTABLE IN MY LIFE! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT OF HERE! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cloak: This really isn't good.
Dagger: Shh! We're peeping.
Howard Weinerman: Right.
All: (Screams)
Hawkeye: Guys, do we stop them take its course?! What should we do?!
Black Panther: Wh-what? What is it?
Hawkeye: Guys, are you trying to saying Shadow Girls?
Falcon: Yes.
A-Bomb: What's going on? What happened?

(Anthony is working on that sperm in the microscope)
Kassidy Vale: Hey, Anthony, what are you doing?
Anthony: Testing this sperm.
Kassidy Vale: A sperm? What does it do?
Anthony: Well, the term sperm refers to the male reproductive cells and is derived from the Greek word (σπέρμα) sperma (meaning "seed"). In the types of sexual reproduction known as anisogamy and oogamy, there is a marked difference in the size of the gametes with the smaller one being termed the "male" or sperm cell. A uniflagellar sperm cell that is motile is referred to as a spermatozoon, whereas a non-motile sperm cell is referred to as a spermatium. Sperm cells cannot divide and have a limited life span, but after fusion with egg cells during fertilization, a new organism begins developing, starting as a totipotent zygote.[citation needed] The human sperm cell is haploid, so that its 23 chromosomes can join the 23 chromosomes of the female egg to form a diploid cell. In mammals, sperm develops in the testicles and is released from the penis. It is also possible to extract sperm through TESE. Some sperm banks hold up to 170 litres (37 imp gal; 45 US gal) of sperm.
Kassidy Vale: Really?
Anthony: Yep. What did you guys find?

Iron Man: We think this is it, guys.
A-Bomb: Hulk, can you punch it?
Hulk: Sure. [Hulk punches through the wall] [after Hulk punches through the wall into Wang Ning's apartment]
Mordecai: You see it?
Hulk: No.
(Immediately we see half an Asian face dart into frame through the hole. He screams in Cantonese, then,)
Wang Ning: (Speaking Chinese) What the hell you problem? You break my wall! I breaking your wall!
Anthony's Crew: (begin to cower)
All: (Screaming)
(Wang Ning knife through the hole. Anthony's Crew jump around and scream as they frantically try to get the knife.)
Wang Ning: Sushi your wall! (Shouting)
Rigby: Come on! Break his arm off!
Dan Zembrovsky: AAA! AAA!! Break his arm! Cut his arm off!!
Mordecai: Oh, God! We're gonna die. We're all gonna die.
Rigby: Break him up, break him up!
Dan Zembrovsky: Come on, get him!
(There's an angry pounding on the door. Hawkeye opens it, and Wang Ning runs in, screaming in Cantonese. He holds a wooden spoon in one hand, and a live duck in the other.)
Wang Ning: You break my wall! This my home long time! You break my wall, you bastard heroes!
All: Dude, we're sorry! We're sorry!
Spider-Man: We're sorry! It was an accident, okay?
Wang Ning: You bastard heroes! I try to make duck dinner, now plaster everywhere!
Randy Cunningham: Chill out okay? We'll pay for it! Let's talk this out okay?
Dan Zembrovsky: Okay, look. Can we just talk about this? What's you name? We're Code Blue.
Wang Ning: My name Wang Ning! You pay many dollar for wall! You break down wall! This bullshit! This all bullshit!
Power Man: I got this. [suddenly Power Man attacks Wang Ning and start beating him up]
All: (Shouting)
(Power Man charges Wang Ning, tackling him. They both tumble over the back of the couch, nearly knocking it over. The duck flies out of his arms, landing on the floor. It immediately goes after Proto R.I.C., who screams. ANGLE ON Power Man, who chokes the Wang Ning on the floor. Kevin Levin struggles to pull him off.)
Wang Ning: Don't rape!
Kevin Levin: No, Luke, come on. Let him go.
(ANGLE ON Proto R.I.C. - who circles confrontationally with the duck, as in an Irish bar fight. ANGLE BACK ON THE GUYS FIGHTING - Wang Ning jabs Power Man in the eye with the other end of the spoon, and Power Man goes staggering backward, falling into Kevin Levin. They land on the table, smashing it in half. They fall to the floor on top of each other)
Wang Ning: (Grunts)
Power Man: Ow!
All: Oh! (Screaming)
Wang Ning: You crazy! You crazy, man!
(The duck charges at Chestnut and slaps him across the face a few times with its wings)
Wang Ning: Come on, duck! (Wang Ning takes one last whack at Chestnut and waddles over to the Asian man, fluttering up into his arms.) (To Anthony's Crew) You pay for wall! Move, sucker!
(He exits, slamming the door.)
Kody Ian: Anthony, can you use that Time Ring?
Anthony: You got it.
(Anthony restores the wall to normal with the Time Ring)
Anthony: Okay. Why are we looking for?
Kassidy Vale: We don't know, Anthony. We don't know. We want to check out on them. It sucks that she wasn't there.
Anthony: Maybe she's in a different room. He, he, he.
Janice: Shut your trap!

Mordecai: What the...?
Janice: Huh?
Mordecai: Wait, I think maybe we should just leave them alone.
Janice: What? Why? You heard what are their saying too. Something's fishy is going on here?
Mordecai: You see, Janice in today's modern world love contain them many different shapes. But, I'm saying we should go bargin in there like that. would be a crime interrupting but love.
Janice: Ahh.
Mordecai: Those two are in paradise right now.
Janice: You're not making sense and I'm give them this a butt now.
Mordecai: No, don't wait!
Janice: Ahh! Hey, what's your deal?
Mordecai: I need your eyes on me right now and nobody else.
Janice: Um, okay.

Rook Blonko: Why are we running?
Mordecai: Long story.
Janice: Run away!
Ben Tennyson: (Screams) It's all over now. Our life is over. What was we supposed to do?

Al Freen: Woody Jenkins.
Woody Jenkins: Yeah?
Al Freen: You, sir, are here by your drink the Screaming Jenkins Organism in the Official Mixologist's Handbook.
Woody Jenkins: Ah, thanks, Al!
Al Freen: You're welcome.
Woody Jenkins: Say, Al, how much for the Screaming Jenkins Organism?
Al Freen: $999 billion.
Woody Jenkins: Sold.
Celia (The Dating Guy): Wow, Woody. Did Al wanted your drink the Screaming Jenkins Organism in the O.M.H.?
Woody Jenkins: Yep. He gave me $999 billion.
Celia (The Dating Guy): Great.

Ezra: (Sighs) And so ends the Valentine's Day. Despite a bumpy start... and middle... and ending... lot of bumps today... love was in the air.
Kazuda Xiono: So was confusion, apparently, and a fair number of assumptions.
Karai: But you have to admit, after seeing everything everybody went through, love is a hundred percent real.
Shinigami: Yeah, we got admit that was the best Valentine's Day ever.
Karai: Yep.

Karai and Shinigami: Oh, don't you just love happy ending.
Ezra and Kazuda Xiono: And Happy Valentine's Day, Karai, Shini.
Ezra, Karai, Kazuda Xiono and Shinigami: Oh. (Laughs)

Secret Ending[]

(At Dewuloki)
(The Empire unleashes missile-like devices which cause a section of Dewuloki to disappear)
(End of Secret Ending)

Songs[]

You Make Me Feel So Young by Ezra and Karai
Never Gonna Give You Up by Ronan Kenny and Jamie Winner
Hot Wings (I Wanna Party) by
Wild 'N Free by Anthony's Crew

Trivia[]

It is revealed that Mark is promoted to senior junior copywriter.
It is revealed that Mark and Brie are getting back together.
It is revealed that VJ is dating Ursula (The Dating Guy) for weeks.
It is revealed that Al Freen was looking for someone who invented new drinks.
It is revealed that Al Freen buys Flaming Homer in the Official Mixologist's Handbook.
It is revealed that Al Freen gives Woody Jenkins a second chance.
Al Freen buys Screaming Jenkins Organism in the Official Mixologist's Handbook in the end.