Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) avoids his own Apogee Awards ceremony to gamble at a Las Vegas casino, leaving his deceased father's friend and business partner, Obadiah Stane (Jeff Bridges) to collect the award. As Stark leaves the casino with his entourage, he is approached by Vanity Fair reporter Christine Everhart (Leslie Bibb), whom he charms into a one-night stand at his Malibu house. As she awakens the next morning, she is escorted from the house by Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow), Stark's personal assistant, who tells her Stark is away on a business trip, though Stark is really still in the house, until Potts informs him how late he is. Stark flies off to Afghanistan for a successful demonstration of Stark Industries' new weapon, the "Jericho" cluster missile. On the way back, however, the military convoy is attacked. In the ensuing firefight, Stark is wounded by one of his own company's bombs, which knocks him unconscious and embeds shrapnel in his chest, one fragment dangerously close to his heart. Waking up hours later in an Afghan cave, Stark discovers an electromagnet embedded in his chest, powered by a car battery and designed to keep the shrapnel from piercing his heart and killing him.
Stark has been captured by the terrorist group known as the Ten Rings, who order him to build a Jericho missile for them. Instead, during the three months of his captivity, he and fellow captive Dr. Yinsen (Shaun Toub) begin building a miniature "arc reactor", a smaller version of a power source previously invented by Tony's father, Howard. With the reactor powering his electromagnet, Stark and Yinsen secretly build a crude but strong power armor as a means of escape. Unfortunately, the process of activating the armor takes more time than expected and Yinsen hurries out to buy time. Once the armor is ready, Stark charges through the caves. Near the exit, he comes across a dying Yinsen,who tells him not to waste his life. Forever grateful to Yinsen after he dies in front of him, Stark burns all the Stark Industries munitions the terrorists have accumulated and then attempts to fly away, only to crash into the desert a few miles away. After being rescued by his friend and company military liaison Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes (Terrence Howard) and returned to the United States, Stark declares at a press conference that his company will no longer manufacture weapons. Stane tells him shortly thereafter that this move is being blocked by the members of the board of directors of Stark Industries.
Returning home, Stark retreats from the public eye and instead focuses on the design of his power suit, refining its size and improving its flight and fighting capability while making an improved arc reactor for his chest. During his work, Potts gives Stark his first miniature arc reactor as a gift encased in glass and bearing the inscription, "Proof that Tony Stark has a heart." During Stark's first public appearance since his return, at the Walt Disney Concert Hall, he spots Potts, who is wearing the dress she bought for herself as a birthday present on his behalf. He is struck by her beauty and briefly dances with her, causing him to realize that he has romantic feelings for his assistant. As they're about to share a kiss, Potts interrupts by asking for a martini, as a ploy to hide her insecurity because of Stark's promiscuity. While ordering the drinks, Stark is accosted by Everhart, who shows him pictures of Stark Industries weapons back in the hands of terrorist groups, including Jericho missiles. He realizes that Stane has been supplying both the Americans and their enemies, and that Stane has been attempting to remove Stark from power. Enraged, Stark dons the power suit, flies to Afghanistan and rescues Yinsen's village from the Ten Rings, also destroying the latest Stark weapon shipments in the process. During the operation, Stark inadvertently attracts the attention of the United States Air Force and Lt. Col. Rhodes, who dispatches two F-22 Raptors to intercept and eliminate the unknown target. During the dogfight, one of the planes is accidentally destroyed, but the pilot is rescued by Stark, who during the fight privately calls Rhodes to reveal that he is the unidentified object. Rhodes later classifies the incident as a training accident to the press, at Stark's recommendation.
Determined to atone for his mistakes, Stark sends Potts to find the shipping records of Stark Industries, so he can track the illicit shipments and destroy them. While hacking into the system, she discovers that Stane hired the Ten Rings to kill Stark and the group reneged on the deal upon discovering Stark was the true target. She also learns Stane has recovered the power suit prototype and reverse-engineered his own version, but his engineers are unable to duplicate the miniature arc reactor to power the new suit. Stane ambushes Stark in his house, using an experimental Stark Industries device to temporarily paralyze him. Stane removes the arc reactor from Stark's chest to power his own suit. The dying Stark manages to re-install his first reactor from Pepper's gift and Rhodes finds Stark in bad shape but alive. Although his first reactor was not designed to power his latest armor, Stark takes it to battle with Stane atop Stark Industries, the surrounding streets and up into the air. Finding himself outmatched by the Iron Monger's potential for brute force, Stark lures Stane atop the full-sized arc reactor at Stark Industries to end the battle. With no more power left for his suit, Stark instructs Potts to overload the arc reactor. Potts overloads the reactor, causing a massive electrical surge that knocks Stane unconscious, causing him to fall through the ceiling into the reactor itself, incinerating him.
In the next day, the press has dubbed Stark's alter ego "Iron Man." Rhodes informs a press conference that what happened at the company's site was a malfunctioning of a robotic prototype, and one of Stark's security personnel was the Iron Man who bravely donned a prototype exoskeleton he designed to stop it. Before speaking, Stark briefly makes an attempt to establish a romantic relationship with Potts, but is put on hold. During the press conference, Stark tries to tell the cover story given to him by his S.H.I.E.L.D. contact, but after inadvertently revealing hints about his alter-ego, as well as facing a trick question from Everhart, Stark abandons the alibi and announces to the press his identity as Iron Man.
In a post-credits scene, Stark is visited by S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) who notes that Stark is not "the only superhero in the world", and states he wants to discuss the "Avenger Initiative".
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- Spider-Man: Hey, Mr. Stark, you asked for me?
- Iron Man: Peter! You're here!
- Spider-Man: What's up?
- Iron Man: Look, Kid, since you will no longer be with the Avenger. I thought I wanted to make you a parting gift
- Spider-Man: Oh, really? That's cool, can I see?
- Iron Man: Of course you can! Let me present to you... TADAAA---the new Iron Spider suit! ISpider 11 Pro Max!!!
- Spider-Man: Woahhhh, this is awesome!!! Erm...Hey...Is it me? Or this suit feels almost the same as the old one.
- Iron Man: You were right, kid. It is EXACTLY the same as the old one!!! I've only given it a new paint job and arc reactor! Not just one arc reactor but THREE!!!
- Spider-Man: Oh, cool, what do they do?
- Iron Man: Not much, just for show.
- SPider-Man: Ohh...Okay... Uh, hey, Mr. Stark, how do I charge this suit? I realized the charging port looks a little different.
- Iron Man: YEP!!! To charge this suit, you'll need to buy 3 different new chargers! And it will only cost you $89.99!! EACH!! Pretty cool, right?
- Spider-Man: Well...erm...
- Iron Man: ANDDD to activate this suit, you will need to use our special software, WHICH you'll need to sign up for our monthly subscription to use!! That would be $300 a month. You can use it for free for the first month, no worries. So... what do you say, Peter?
- Spider-Man: Well, I...I...I think... you should... SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
- War Machine: Hey, tTony, you asked for me?
- Iron Man: Hey, Rhodey, I've made a new suit for you! Check this out!!! War Machine Note 10 Plus!!!!!
- Announcer: Previously on Cartoon Hooligans.
- Captain America: Why can't you just gimmie one of your iron suit? I hate you, 3,000!
- Both: (Growls)
- Iron Man: Alright! Screw it! Friday, fricking give this boy scout a suit! (Sighs)
- Thor: Hey, Tony, why the long face?
- Iron Man: I don't wanna talk about it...Leave me alone...
- Thor: Hmmm... Let me guess. You must be upset that Captain tricked you into giving him an iron suit, aren't you?
- Iron Man: Dude! Who told you that?
- Spider-Man: And Cap was like "you don't I have the gut to wear that?" And Mr. Stark was like "I will willingly give you an iron suit then."
- All: (Gasps)
- Iron Man: Grghhh! Peter, you traitor!! (Sighs) This is gonna be a permeant stain on my track record.
- Thor: Tony, don't be upset. Look at it this way. IF...I mean IF you gave ALL of us iron suits. Then giving Cap a suit accidentally wouldn't be much for a big deal after all. Am I right? Huh?
- Iron Man: C'mon, dude, that is literally the most stu... Hmm...that might actually work! Ha. That's a great idea, thanks so much, Thor! Now, let me find out how you guys look like in my Iron suits! Check this out!
- Announcer: Iron Fury. This suit is a walking embodiment of the entirely of S.H.I.E.L.D. Primary attack: Employs a photon blaster rifle that deals damage with highly focused energy blasts. Ultimate move: Airborne of ballistic missiles capable of wiping out large groups of enemies. The War Widow. Natasha's very own War Machine armored suit with Black Widow insignia. Primary attack: Employ various built-in weapons such as badass wrist-mounted machine gun. Ultimate move: Unleashes a destructive fury of missiles and rapid-fire pulse bolts. Armored Hawkeye. A lightweight version of the War Machine armor that won't hinder Hawkeye's movements. Primary attack: Switches between long range bow weapon and dual plasma daggers. Ultimate move: Manifests floating of automatic firing plasma bows and neural-reactive plasma sword. Armored Falcon. Vast improvement from the prototype Falcon jetpack. Primary attack: Employ twin fusion cannon blasters that have a widespread and deals high damage at short range. Ultimate move: Manifests a powerful multi-targeting long range tesla rifle. Armored Captain America. This suit greatly Steve Rogers' super soldier stamina and agility. Primary attack: Engages with hand-to-hand combat and takes down opponents with a powerful flurry of charged punches. Ultimate move: Materialize a war hammer akin to Thor's Mjolnir, combined with expert shield fighting. Stealth Winter Soldier. This torso armor is an extension of Bucky Barnes' cybernetics arm. Primary attack: Employs a versatile sniper rifle that fires homing explosives. Ultimate move: Fires a single powerful laser-like beam with lethal accuracy using a high caliber sonic rifle cannon. Upgraded Vision. This already powerful sentiment android only requires additional shoulder plate armor. Primary attack: The shoulder plates act as an override control device to activate Vision's "Berserk" mode. Ultimate move: Generate four energy storing panels that grants him a temporary stat boost. Iron Maximoff. This crimson suit is a symbol of Wanda fully embracing her cursed destiny as the Scarlett Witch. Primary attack: Deploys long range hex energy projection in the form of dual Claw Beams. Ultimate move: Generate two giant energy emitting panels to unleash chaos magic pulse capable of disrupting reality. Armored Doctor Strange. This enchanted armor that has certain power-negating properties. Primary attack: Conjure floating array of golden arms to perform complex spells. Ultimate move: Summon extra-dimensional energy of mystical beings from multiple dimensions to empower his spells. Upgraded Black Panther. A collaborative born from the brilliant minds of Tony Stark and Princess Shuri. Primary attack: fast-acting blades charged with Repulsor energy that double as shields. Ultimate move: Discharge concentrated Repulsor beams that also greatly enhances the slashes and stabbing powers of the blades. Winged Ant-Man. Ant-Man can fly! This suit is equipped with bio-synthetic wings. Primary attack: Manipulate an army of Nano Ants. Ultimate move: Assumes Giant-Man form and releases a disturbing swarm of vicious mechanical ants on their opponent. Iron Wasp. This iron suit is infused with neural-reactive Pym Particles. Primary attack: Generate wrist blasters that projects highly destructive sonic waves. Ultimate move: Deploys multiple ion cannons and plasma blades for Quantum Realm exploration. Armored Gamora. This suit amplifies Gamora's bionic and cybernetic enhancements. Primary attack: Employs floating blades that can be manipulated with deadly precision. Ultimate move: Materialize an extremely powerful Repulsor cannon that can deal a killing blow at point-blank range. Iron Star-Lord. This suit is equipped with ion thrusters that enables Star-Lord to achieve warp speed. Primary attack: Simultaneous firing of fiery quad blaster bolts and Repuslor rays. Ultimate move: Rains a hellfire of concentrated flame and lightning omni-beam. Iron Destroyer. A rampaging combatant with cybernetically enhanced physical prowess. Primary attack: Lunges forward and stun enemies with close-range knife attacks. Ultimate move: Bypass armor safety circuits and goes into intergalactic murderous rage. Iron Raccoon. Weapon-loving Rocket Raccoon finally gets his own weaponized exo-suit. Primary attack: Employ a twin-plasma blasters on its arm and tail. Ultimate move: Materialize a giant, highly charged ionized plasma cannon capable of destroying warships. Armored Groot. Strak-tech nanite suit fully-encase Groot, insulating him from harmful environments. Primary attack: Subdue enemies by charging at them and unleashing a swarm of binding tree vines. Ultimate move: Generate a near-indestructible shield wall formation that is spiked for offensive purposes. Armored Daredevil. This armored suit improves Daredevil's adaptive close-quarters combat. Primary attack: Wielding a plasma-charged Billy Club that can slice through metal. Ultimate move: Manifest floating array of spiked fists that can deliver massive seismic punches. Iron Punisher. A skilled weapon master is now a living weapon himself. Primary attack: Manifests a weaponized arm equipped with auto-firing blaster and multi-targeting missile system. Ultimate move: Turns into a heavily armed powerhouse that unleashes a hail of highly destructive plasma beams. Armored Hulk. This suit allows Hulk to achieve his potential as a being of immeasurable strength. Primary attack: Pure unrestrained brawling aided with aero-rigs and cybernetic leg armor for increased mobility. Ultimate move: Unleashes a Rocket Punch that can take down a Chitauri warship. Iron Captain Marvel. A perfect fusion of Stark and Kree tech. Equipped with shoulder and hip thrusters. Primary attack: Optimize ambient energy absorption and storage which prolongs space combat. Ultimate move: Deploys a deadly array of photonic razor blades, slicing and searing at every turn. Armored Thor. This suit is modeled after ancestral Asgardian war armor. Imbued with Odin force that boosts natural strength and stamina by tenfold. Ultimate move: Employs a lightning-charged Mjolnir and a golden Asgardian long shield.
- Armored Thor: Unbelievable! I'm the most good-looking guy in all of nine realms now! Ha, ha.
- Spider-Man: Hey, Mr. Stark. You know...since you are giving everyone a suit, I was thinking... you know, my Iron Spider could use an upgrade too!
- Iron Man: An upgrade? Alright, alright, give me a second. Here you go!
- Announcer: Iron Spider Model X. Peter Parker's iron suit gets another upgrade with ever-evolving Stark-tech! Primary attack: Utilizes mechanical spider arms from the back of the suit controlled by neural-reactive interface. Ultimate move: Deploy an arsenal of various other mechanical arms assimilated from defeated enemies. Upgraded War Machine. This is War Machine's very own winged Hulkbuster suit. Primary attack: Employs a plasma-powered axe and a missile-deflecting shield. Ultimate move: Assumes a heavier artillery assault armored suit equipped with a turbo laser and plasma blade. Rescue Mark II. Improved version of Rescue armor completed with wing blades. Primary attack: Employs a neural automated defense mechanism for safe planetary travel. Ultimate move: Manifest a turbo laser cannon capable of delivering a highly concentrated energy beam.
- Spider-Man: Thanks, Mr. Stark! I love this so much! I'm gonna show this to Aunt May now! Woo-hoo!
- Iron Man: Have fun, kiddo!
- Deadpool: Hellooooooo, Tonyyyy!
- Iron Man: (Sighs) What do you want from me?
- Deadpool: Dude, since you have given everyone a suit, how about giving one to me too?
- Iron Man: Hmmm... I dunno about that.
- Deadpool: C'mon, any one of your suits will do.
- Iron Man: (Groans) Alright then.
- Deadpool: Oh my freaking gawd!! This is so freaking AWESOME!!
- Iron Man: Of course it is!
- Deadpool: Hey, hey, hey, something is not right. I can't move body! What's happening to me! Tony, Tony! Dude, help me! (Screams)
- Iron Man: (Laughs) I've always wanted to do that.
- Deadpool: (Screams) That hurt like hell! TONY STARKKK!
- Iron Man: Oh hey buddy, you're back!
- Deadpool: Give me a reason for me not to whoop your butt right here right now!
- (Flashback started)
- Deadpool: Oh my freaking god! This is freaking awesome! Hey, hey, hey! Something's not right! Dude, help me! (Screams)
- (Flashback ended)
- Iron Man: Chillax, bro. How about I give you an upgraded iron suit for a change? Huh?
- Deadpool: Wow, it would be great, it would be... Wait a minute! Why are you doing this? What's the catch, huh?!!
- (Wolverine arrives)
- Wolverine: The catch is.... If he doesn't do that, I'm gonna give him a taste of my sweet claws!! Isn't that right, bub?
- Iron Man: Oh, oh, hey! I'm done with it! Let's find out how you X-Men would look like in my iron suits!
- Wolverine: Took you long enough!
- Deadpool: C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, show us now!
- Iron Man: Alrighty, Here we go!
- Narrator: Armored Deadpool Mark II. This freelance can now perform his killings more dutifully added with the added weapons storage. Primary attack: Utilizes an auto-firing tesla rifle when engaging in close quarters knife combat. Ultimate move: Manifests a high-calibre photon blaster rifle in one hand while simultaneously developing homing katanas. Armored Professor X. The usually wheelchair-bound Professor X is able to utilize his dormant psychokinetic powers to levitate himself. Primary attack: Charges at enemies while channelling psionic blats at full force. Ultimate move: Employs a mobile Cerebro unit that can greater extend the radius of his telepathic powers. Armored Jean Grey. Tailor-made with a special anti-telepathic component to shield Jean Grey's fragile mind from outside influence. Primary attack: Employs a Hand-cannon and wing blades that aids in the projection of psychokinetic energy. Ultimate move: Channels the infinite destructive power of the Phoenix Force through the help of energy-storing panels. Armored Cyclops. In association with Stark Industries, this nanite-infused X-suit enhances superhuman speed and reflexes even further. Primary attack: Focused optic blasts with the help of a special eyeball visor that reduces mental fatigue. Ultimate Move: Performs a scatter shot with the firing of a simple powerful optical beam, spitting into smaller beams. Iron Storm. The Mistress of the Elements fashions a suit that helps insulate her from the harsh environments she creates. Primary attack: Manifests en energy absorption panels that helps with storing and channeling concentrated lightning bolts. Ultimate move: Unleashes a lethal explosion of electricity from emptying all the energy absorption panels. Armored Angel. Extra care is put into constructing nimble joints, allowing for flexible wings movement. Primary attack: The wing blades can turn into blaster units and fire long-range pulse bolts. Ultimate move: Wreak havoc on the battlefield with a diverse arsenal of highly destructive close to mid-range plasma cannons. Armored Beast. This feral aggressor is no longer topless and gets a much needed upgrade. Primary attack: Employ thermonuclear thrusters to remain airbone and perform flying body slams. Ultimate move: Activates his ver own "Hulkbuster" from when faced with an omega-level mutant. Armored Wolverine. Everybody's favorite co-leader of the X-Men gets an adamantium-infused nanite suit. Primary attack: Manipulate an arsenal of plasma-charged claws in close to mid-range combat. Ultimate move: Assumes a much thicker coat of armor and bigger claws to take on omega-level mutants. Iron Mr. Fantasic. This iron suit contains a higher nanite count than most other suits to accommodate Dr. Reed's stretching powers. Primary attack: Delivers a bungee-rocket fist that has the impact of a ballistic projectile. Ultimate move: Punches at the speed of sound by going beyond l strectching limits with arms coated in energy. Armored Invisible Woman. This suit is infused with unstable molecules that allow Sue Storm to turn fully invisible. Primary attack: Deploy energy-emitting panels that enable her to project psionic force fields of a bigger radius. Ultimate move: Generate a nearly impenetrable force-field barrier and then turn it into a staggering shock wave. Iron Grimm. This suit is made of a special durable yet also malleable component without to enable betetr manoeuvability. Primary attack: Projects an array of hexagonal energy panels over any part of his body for added defence. Ultimate move: Activates Fortress Mode and becomes an immovable rock that topples anything that comes its way. Iron Human Torch. Johnny Storm is able to remain in his supernova state longer thanks to this suit's special heat insulation properties. Primary attack: Fires concentrated-pyrokinetic-blasts with the help of a collapsible particle-beam cannon. Ultimate move: Turns into a miniature sun with a huge attack radius, capable of incerniating anything in the vicinity.
- Wolverine: Alright, we're out of here.
- Deadpool: I still hate you by the way, Tony!
- Iron Man: Of course you do, I hate you too! Phew, that was a close one... Man, I almost got my butt kicked by those guys. I hope that kinda thing that won't happen.
- Thanos: Well... I'm afraid you shoudn't get your hope up, Mr. Tony Stark.
- Iron Man: (Groans) Not again.
- Thanos: I think you know what you should do.
- Iron Man: (Groans) Fine. Okay, okay, give me a sec! Armored Villains coming right up!
- Narrator: Iron Skull. Former war criminal's strong desire to make HYDRA great again enables him to transfer his consiciousness into an iron suit. Primary attack: Utilizes an extremely powerful plasma blaster rifle for longe-range attacks. Ultimate move: Materiliazes an arsenal of light laser cannons and energy wings that can act as a shield. Iron Kingpin. The famed crime lord of Hell's Kitchen gets his own suit modelled after the war machine armor. Primary attack: Employs spiked fits and puts his hidden wrestling skills to good use. Ultimate move: Turns into a heavily armed powerhouse equipped with various armaments and blaster artilley. Iron Doom. Evil sorcerer decides to give technology a chance by infusing his iron suit with magic. Primary attack: Employs twin ion cannons that aids in absorbing and projecting concussion beams. Ultimate move: Generate shield panels all over his body so he can safely perform spells and unleash a powerful magic were emission. Iron Octopus. Doc Ock uses bit and pieces of Stolen Stark Tech to build his very own armored suit. Primary attack: Each mechanical tentacle can turn into ironize blaster units with nearly infinite artillery. Ultimate move: Unleashes a flurry of plasma tenticles that can grapple and pin down anything that comes within a 10 miles radius. Iron Scorpion. A Scorpion man that can do anything a scorpion can; now coated in fabulous Stark nano tech! Primary attack: Deploys a plasma-charged stinger that can paralyze enemies at far distances. Ultimate move: Utilizes a photon cannon blaster while the stinger turns into an suto-firing blaster unit. Armored Carnage. A symbiote succeeds in hijacking an Iron Man suit and turning it into its new host body. Primary attack: Favours close-quarters knife combat befitting of a beast driven by pure instict. Ultimate move: Unstoppable grwoth of symbiotic biomass and scrap metal parts absorbed from fallen foes. Iron Venom. Another symbiote succeeded in hijacking in Iron Man suit and turning it into its new host body. Primary attack: Generate tendrils out of its own nanite-infused muscle fibres to viciously impare enemies. Ultimate move: Assumes crawler tank mode by assimilates various heavy-duty armaments from fallen foes. Iron Goblin. Green Goblin's armor is linked to a hi-tech jet glider and its weapons, making greater manoeuvrability. Primary attack: Employs a single photon-cannon blaster while activating auto-firing Glider headlight beams. Ultimate move: The glider goes into Super-Destructor Mode; fully flexing an impressive display of blaster artilley. Iron Rhino. A hybrid of man and rhinoceros; This animal-themed superbeing finally looks menacing for once. Primary attack: Manifests spikey protrusions all over his body to look even more intimidating. Ultimate move: Unleashes powerful rocket punch much like Hulk, but in the form of a Horned Rhino head. Iron Vulture. This suit is a stealthier version of the Armored Falcon suit, optimized for illegal crime activity. Primary attack: Employs razor sharp talons to grapple opponents and bring them on a painful joyride. Ultimate move: Activates airborne assault mode; Armed with twin plasma cannons and self-replenishing wing blade projectiles. Iron Juggernaut. An unstoppable force of a raging combatant that is made even stronger with an added layer of armor coating. Primary attack: Delivers immensely powerful punches with the use of high-density fist guards. Ultimate move: Assumes a much thicker coat of armor capable of withstanding a nuclear bomb-blast. Iron Magneto. The Master of Magnetism gets a full suit made of the same anti-telepathic component as his helmet. Primary attack: Generates a mega beam E.M.P. bazooka that effectively disables all surrounding electronics. Ultimate move: Deploys metal panels that can project a magnetic force field as well as emit destructive magnetic rays. Armored Loki. The God of Mischief fashions an iron suit that closely resembles his Asgardian armor. Primary attack: Manifests a plasma beam sword which reflects his proficiency in knife combat. Ultimate move: Generate a blizzard of razor-sharp plasma blades capable of tearing opponents to shreds. Armored Hela. Much like Thor, The Queen of Hell also fashions a suit modelled ancestral Asguardian armor. Primary attack: Manifests various floating Necroblade structures and engages in close to mid-range combat. Ultimate move: Wields her favorite Nightsword and long shield; on the way to enslave all the 9 realms. Ultron Mark 2. The murder bot strikes back with an upgraded cyborg body infused with Stark nanotech. Primary attack: Manifests a giant photon blaster rifle for long distance bombardment. Ultimate move: Becomes a one-robot armada with firepower equivalent to a fleet of alien warships. Armored Thanos. The infamous Big Bad fashions an iron suit that closely resembles his original golden Titan armor. Primary attack: Goes on a shooting frenzy with twin pistions cannons that uses the Power Stone as an energy source. Ultimate move: Employs a wide array capable of destroying a planet and a plasma sword for close quarters combat. Armored Thanos: Infinity Mode. In an alternate reality, Thanos coeroes Tony Stark to forge him an iron suit. With all the infinity stones in his posession and no one left to stop Thanos, he becomes more powerful being in the universe.
- Green Goblin: Why didn't you make me the villain in your movie, Spidey?
- Spide-rMan: Dude..cos you're ugly...
- Green Goblin: How dare you said that to me! I hate you, Spider-Man!! Meet your doom!!
- Spider-Man: Huh! Oh, no!!! Haha, you missed! Your aiming sucks! My butt is on FIRE!!! Hot! Hot1 Hot! Hot!!!!!!!
- Green Goblin: (Lauhgs) This is so funny! I've got to share this instragram. (Laughs)
- (Iron man arrives)
- Spider-Man: Hot, hot, hot! Help! Help! Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good!
- Iron man: Don't worry, kid, I've got your back.
- Spider-Man: (Sighs) Mr. Stark..I..I.. I feel so good! (Whistles) Huh? Oh..um..Hi..Hi Gwen... Oh No!!! Mr. Stark..I..I.. I feel so good!
- Venom: (Laughs)
- Iron Man: Don't worry, kid, I'ev got your back!
- Spider-Man: Thanks, Mr. Stark! I was gonna... urghh.. Mr. Stark, I need to go to the toilet.. Ah. Thank you, thank you, Mr. Stark! You're a life saver! Mr. Stark..I..I... I feel so good! Dude... Do you know your crystal ball helmet looks really funny?
- Mysterio: Why you little!!!!
- Spider-Man: (Screams) Huh? What in the world... Wowww... This.. This is...AWESOME!! Woo-hoo! Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. (Laughs)
- Mysterio: Hahaha... Teenager...hahaha... Huh? Gross... the smell is gonan stay for days.
- Spider-Man: (Laughs) Mr. Stark..I..I.. I feel so good!
- Iron man: This is Mark 1, the OG suit. And this is Mark 45, I kicekd Ultron's butt in that. And this is my all time favorite suit, the...
- Spider-Man: Hey, Mr. Stark... What suit is this?
- Iron Man: Hey, kid, no, no, no! Don't get in there! Oh....Crap!
- Spider-Man: Woww... This looks really fun!!
- Narrator: A few moments later.
- Spider-Man: (Giggles) Yay! mr. Stark, I..I..I feel so... FREAKING GOOD!!!! Woo-hoo! (LAughs)
- Narrator: Meanwhile in another universe.
- Captain America: Phew, that was a close one, buddy. Good thing I have my indestructible shield over here... What the...! Are you kidding me!
- Thanos: Look, Cap, I've only hit it once.
- Captain America: (Growls)
- Thanos: This is not my faultttt....
- (Thanos runs away)
- Captain America: (Grunts) (Sighs) What am I gonna do now?
- Iron Man: Awww, crap, this is beyond repair. You've broken 5 shields this month.
- Captain America: Yeah...sorry about that.
- Iron Man: This was the last spare shield I had it. Sorry, Cap.
- (Iron Man walks away)
- Captain America: (Sighs) I should have been more careful... (Sighs)
- Spider-Man: Tomorrow is Cap's 105th Birthday.
- Thor: And he's in need of a new shield...
- Black Panther: I think we all know what present to give Cap tomorrow, don't we?
- Thor: Happy Birthday, Steve!
- Black Widow: Happy Birthday, Cap!
- All: (Coughs)
- Spider-Man: Happy Birthday, Cap. (Coughs) I have, uh something for you.
- Captain America: Oh? Really?
- Spider-Man: (Shoes him a Web Shield) Tadaa!! A new shield for you! Sorry Cap, I'm still a high school kid, so I've made this with my webbing. I hope you'll like it.
- Captain America: Aww... Kid, you didn't have to. Thank you!
- Thor: Captain, here is my gift for you! Forged by the Dwarves of Nidavellir. Made with Asgardian steel. This is one of the strongest shield in all of Nine Realms!
- Captain America: Wow, Thor! I dunno what to say... Thank you so much!
- Black Panther: Here you go, Cap, I hope you'd like this. Shuri and I built this together. 100% Vibranium. Wakandan technology. Comes in my signature black.
- ????: Narcissistic!
- Black Panther: Who said that! Wakanda manner was that!!
- Captain America: Heh, heh. Thank you, Prince T'Challa, appreciate it!
- Iron Man: My turn! Cap, I've built you a new shield. It's not just an indestructible shield...It can transform into the size of your palm. Portable, slick and most importantly... It has style, just like me. Ha, ha.
- Captain America: Incredible! I love it!
- Winter Soldier: Happy Birthday, Steve!
- Drax: Here's my shield!
- Captain Marvel: I've made this just for you!
- Winter Soldier: What do you think about this?
- Scarlet Witch: Here's mine!
- Hulk: Here's mine!
- Scarlet Witch: Here's mine!
- Captain America: Heh, heh. Heh. Wow. Wow... uh, thank you guys...
- Thanos: I see you've gotten yourself a new shield.
- Captain America: Yeah man, Iron Man made this for me, pretty cool right? I kinda...
- Thor: Ahem.
- Captain America: Heh. (Laughs)
- Black Panther: Ahem.
- Captain America: Heh.
- Spider-Man: Ahem.
- Captain America: (Laughs)
- Captain Marvel: Ahem.
- Hulk: Ahem.
- Deadpool: Ahem.
- Drax: Ahem.
- Black Widow: Ahem.
- Scarlet Witch: Ahem.
- Winter Soldier: Ahem.
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