Globox's Greatest Freakout Ever is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It is about Globox having the biggest greatest freakout ever in wake of not making an appearance in the Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope DLC: Rayman in the Phantom Show. It was released on October 9, 2023.
Characters[]
- Globox
- Rayman
- Barbara
- Grand Minimus
- Murfy
- Polokus
- Mario (mentioned)
- Phantom of the Bwahpera (mentioned)
Transcript[]
(At the Glade of Dreams at Rayman's house, Globox is having a meltdown as Rayman hold up the camera and record the video as Globox continue to scream at the whole house)
- Rayman: Okay. So, I heard Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope just gotten a new DLC featuring me. Rayman in the Phantom Show. And Globox is freaking out cause, he's not in the game, neither the DLC, and he is freaking right now. *place the camera in the room*
- Globox: Get out of my room.
- Rayman: He he he he he! *run out of the room*
- Globox: *enter his room and slam the door as well freaking out* AH! DARN IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I'm not in Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope in the new Rayman DLC! Why didn't they put me in the new Mario + Rabbids DLC?! Why Ubisoft?! Ah! *freak down and slam the bed as well destroying the blankets and pillows* Ahhhhhhh!
- Barbara: *outside* What is that noise?
- Rayman: *outside* I don't know. Globox's having an emotional meltdown right now.
- Grand Minimus: *outside* Aye yai yai. Poor little guy. He probably didn't get something he wanted.
- Globox: Ah! *slam wall* Is this what you want? Yeah! You want some more? *slam the wall and rumble as well going to his closet* I'm going to the closet. *go to the closet, close the door and come back in* And now I'm back. *scream and slam on the ground* I'm a fish, I'm a fish, I'm a fish, I'm a fish! Ahhhhhh!!!! Is this what you wanted Ubisoft? Why didn't you tell Nintendo to put me in the game?! Who is in charge of putting characters in the game, huh?! *scream and smash the drawer* Awwwwwwww!!!!
- Rayman: *outside* He's laughing. *laugh*
- Barbara: *outside* Rayman, stop. It's not funny.
- Globox: *slam on the ground* I'm gonna run away and never come back! *voice cracking* I'm gonna run away and never come back. I swear, You'll never see me again! *throws blanket down, revealing him wearing nothing but his underwear, paces around the room, then enters his closet door, which he immediately exits, then proceeds to make more comical sounds* I DIDN'T APPEAR IN RAYMAN IN THE PHANTOM SHOW! *screams* I HATE MY LIFE! *beat his chest like a gorilla and shake around his hands* I want some plum juice. I'll never eat plum again. *scream and break a box of cards* I want to appear in Mario + Rabbids 3, but I heard the second game flopped in charts! *scream and stick his remote up his butt* Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! *destroy the remote and smash the fish bowl and hit himself with a shoe* I didn't get what I wanted. I swear! I swear I hate! I hate it! I hate you forever Ubisoft! *yell at the wall*
- Murfy: *outside* SHUT UP! I'm trying to sleep.
- Polokus: *snore in his room* Ah...
- Globox: Screw Ubisoft and Nintendo for ditching my appearance in Sparks of Hope. *leave the room*
- Rayman: *run to the room and laugh* Did you freakin' see that?! *laugh hard*
- Barbara: *show up in Globox's room with Grand Minimus* What are you doing?
- Rayman: Globox just have the greatest freakout ever.
- Grand Minimus: Stop.
- Barbara: Just leave him alone.
- Grand Minimus: Go to sleep.
- Rayman: See that every time? *laugh and turn off the camera*
- Barbara: You're gonna be late for work tomorrow.
- Grand Minimus: You really need to shut off that camera.
- Rayman: It is off.
- Barbara: Then let's go.
- Grand Minimus: We have to go.
- Rayman: Alright. No more fulling around in Globox's room and just stick with the program. *he and his friends leave Globox's room*
- Globox: I'm gonna turn myself into a pancake. *run to his room and flat himself as a pancake*
THE END
Trivia[]
- The short is based on the wafflepwn video "Greatest freak out ever" in turn of a parody of John Leguizamo's attempt of a Greatest freak out ever video.
- John Leguizamo is known for voicing Globox in Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc which is the result of the short being made.