Hedgehogs of Prey is a fanfiction story written by MarioFan65. This story is a crossover with Sonic the Hedgehog and Birds of Prey. It was released on February 21, 2020.

Characters

  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn
  • Miles "Tails" Prower
  • Knuckles the Echidna
  • Helena Bertinelli/The Huntress
  • Dinah Lance/Black Canary
  • Renee Montoya
  • Cassandra Cain
  • Black Mask
  • Dr. Eggman
  • Orbot
  • Cubot
  • Metal Sonic
  • Victor Zsasz
  • Poison Ivy
  • Selina Kyle/Catwoman
  • Joker
  • Bruce Wayne/Batman
  • Diana Prince/Wonder Woman

Transcript

(Before the story, Harley Quinn show up to the black screen, giving out a message to the audience)

  • Harley: Warning! The following crossover contain violence, crude and sexual content. Drug use and pervasive language included. Don't let your kids watch this. You know there's blood in one and no kid can watch a person being killed by a supervillain. And now ladies and gentlemen, our feature presentation will begin. Play the movie!

NOW FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION

(In the city of Earth, a madman scientist is chasing a blue hedgehog running all across the buildings and dashing through the streets as Tails and Knuckles chase after the madman from chasing Sonic)

  • Eggman: You're mine hedgehog!
  • Sonic: You'll never catch me!
  • Tails: Sonic, look out for that rocket.
  • Sonic: Speeding up. *speed up*
  • Eggman: Your fate ends here. *shoot a rocket at the spot*
  • Sonic: *eventually, the footage freezes, accompanied by a vinyl screech* So, I know what you're thinking... *as the footage starts back up* "Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog being chased by a madman with a mustache from the Civil War?" Well, to be honest, it feels like I've been running my whole life. Is this too much? Am I going too fast? It's kind of what I do. You know what? Let's back up.

(Going all the way back to the beginning, we start off with a little blue hedgehog running around loops in Green Hill Zone)

  • Sonic: Hi. My name is Sonic the Hedgehog. I am a fast blue hedgehog and no one can spot an eye on me. I have been collecting things for so long and escaping through worlds from bad guys trying to steal my powers. *through flashbacks, he went from running away from monsters in a fire planet, running from monkeys in a jungle planet and running from frogs on a mushroom planet* But that's not all. I keep coming back here every time no one bat an eye on me. The Chaos Emeralds give us power and we use them to protect the world from evil. On this day, we were having a baseball game and we were excited to play for our field day.

(At a baseball field, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles set up the baseball game)

  • Sonic: I got the bat.
  • Tails: How many balls should we use?
  • Knuckles: Three. Three is good enough for throwing strikes.
  • Tails: Any armor to wear?
  • Knuckles: Just the baseball suit.
  • Sonic: Are we good?
  • Tails: It's all set up.
  • Knuckles: Alright. It's ball time.

(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles are about to play baseball together on the field)

  • Sonic: Bottom of the ninth, tie score, and exactly who you want at the plate with the game on the line: Sonic!
  • Tails: But staring him down from the pitcher's mound is the most fearsome southpaw in Green Hill Zone: Tails!
  • Knuckles: Don't make me pin over the ball.
  • Tails: Let's play ball! *throw the ball to Sonic*
  • Sonic: *hit the ball and run*
  • Knuckles: Come on, come on, come on.
  • Tails: Go home! Go home!
  • Sonic: *run on home base* Safe!
  • Tails: *later hit the ball while Sonic is the pitcher*
  • Sonic: Always taking turns.
  • Knuckles: My turn is next. *later hit the ball with Tails as the pitcher*
  • Sonic: Go go go!
  • Tails: *catch the ball as Knuckles miss the ball* Out!
  • Knuckles: Ouch.
  • Sonic: *moments later, he's about to make a home run* Eyes on the ball.
  • Tails: Here we go! *throw the ball*
  • Sonic: Here come the boom. *hit the ball*
  • Knuckles: Run run run!
  • Sonic: *run on each base* Ha ha ha!
  • Tails: Way a go.
  • Knuckles: That's a good practice.
  • Sonic: Yeah. Going for the playoffs.

(A missile crash to the field, making Sonic crash to the grass with Tails and Knuckles blocking their faces from the dust)

  • Sonic: Ouch.
  • Tails: Sonic, are you okay?
  • Sonic: Yeah. What a crash.
  • Knuckles: I did not except to see a missile crash by, or it was a rocket.
  • Sonic: The game ended with a big bang. Whoever cause it is a stalker.
  • Knuckles: Oh no.
  • Sonic: You got to be kidding me.

(Dr. Eggman arrives with the Egg Mobile with Metal Sonic)

  • Eggman: Ho ho ho. The doctor is here to see you.
  • Sonic: Dr. Eggman!
  • Tails: Here to crash in the baseball game.
  • Eggman: Well, well, well. I'm finally back to teach you a lesson and claim the Chaos Emeralds.
  • Knuckles: Those Chaos Emeralds aren't yours. It's ours. Everyone.
  • Metal Sonic: So does us.
  • Eggman: Hand over the emeralds or else, we'll blast you three to the sky.
  • Sonic: You want it? Come and get it. *throw a baseball to Eggman*
  • Eggman: Ouch. That's no gem.
  • Sonic: Grab the rings, the emeralds and let's go. *scrambles around to grab the rings*
  • Tails: *pack all the baseball equipment in the bag*
  • Knuckles: *grab the Chaos Emeralds and run away with Sonic and Tails*
  • Metal Sonic: Boss, they're getting away.
  • Eggman: Pingas! They won't get away with my emeralds. *charges after the targets*

(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles are still running fast as they run to get away from Eggman and Metal Sonic)

  • Sonic: You wanna get fast? Let's get fast. *speed up*
  • Tails: *fly*
  • Knuckles: *still running*
  • Eggman: You still can't escape from me.
  • Sonic: Then why are you chasing us?
  • Metal Sonic: *shoot rockets at Sonic*
  • Sonic: *dodge the rockets and goes loop-to-loop*
  • Tails: Whoa! Be careful you guys.
  • Sonic: See you on the other side.
  • Knuckles: *break all the rocks* That's a lot of rocks on the hill.
  • Eggman: Snooping as usual i see.
  • Sonic: *hold a ring* We're better off running to the city. *throw a ring to open a portal to the city*
  • Knuckles: City escape!

(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles jump to the ring portal to the city as Eggman and Metal Sonic pop out of the ring to chase the three in the city)

  • Sonic: Oh come on, we just escaped.
  • Eggman: You're mine hedgehog!
  • Sonic: You'll never catch me. You'll see what happen next.
  • Tails: *dodge the cars*
  • Metal Sonic: *shoot rockets at the cars*
  • Knuckles: *run through the walls and the ground*
  • Eggman: The hard way, it is.
  • Sonic: *run over a nearby skyscraper as Eggman shoot missiles at the hedgehog, dodging all the way through buildings and the ground*
  • Eggman: Drat! I keep on missing!
  • Sonic: You're too slow!
  • Metal Sonic: *chase Tails and Knuckles*
  • Eggman: *grunts* That was an illegal left, by the way!
  • Sonic: I'm too fast. No one can shoot a hedgehog with a rocket.
  • Tails: Sonic, look out for that rocket.
  • Sonic: Speeding up. *speed up*
  • Eggman: Your fate ends here. *shoot a rocket at the spot*
  • Sonic: *eventually, we reach the scene that started the story as the footage freezes once more* So, here we are again. We've been through so much together. Now you understand why there's a psychotic robot doctor chasing a supersonic blue hedgehog. Wanna know how it continue? Yeah, me too. *the chase continues as he hedgehog calls upon his ability to do some poses and then run through the streets*
  • Tails: *catch up with Sonic* Sonic, duck!
  • Sonic: Duck? I see no duck.
  • Tails: Just duck! Like sliding.
  • Sonic: *slide under a tourist bus with Tails* How is this possible? No one's ever caught up to us before...
  • Knuckles: *grab Metal Sonic and throw him to the ground as he land and run to catch up with his friends*
  • Metal Sonic: *damage, but still flies after them*
  • Eggman: This is the end of the road!
  • Sonic: *fishes a ring out of his back* We need a place to travel.
  • Tails: Go to another city! We'll escape from them.
  • Sonic: Eureka. Straight outta the city, head over to another world. *throw a ring to open a portal to a dark city*

(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles jump to another city at night as Eggman and Metal Sonic follow them to the ring)

  • Sonic: Whoa. Why it's so dark?
  • Tails: It's night.
  • Knuckles: This is another city. There's another way out.
  • Eggman: You'll never see the light! *shoot missiles at the gang*
  • Sonic: Uh oh. *get blasted with the gang*

(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles crash into the basketball court)

  • Sonic: Ow. Not again.
  • Eggman: Ha ha ha ha ha. I got you this time. Now all we gotta do is-
  • Metal Sonic: Uh, boss. I don't think we're in the same city anymore.
  • Eggman: Oh come on. That hedgehog warped us here in the rain.
  • Metal Sonic: We're actually in another dimension.
  • Eggman: What? Forget it. We'll find a way out and leave those fast animals on the ground.
  • Metal Sonic: We're escaping for nothing.
  • Eggman: *charges his egg mobile with Metal Sonic* Once we get back home, we'll find the Master Emerald and rule the world.
  • Metal Sonic: I'll be powerful than my neo form.
  • Sonic: *get up* Ugh.
  • Tails: *get up* Today is not my day.
  • Knuckles: *get up* What happen?
  • Sonic: It's just a dark city with rain. Let's just go.
  • Tails: *hold her Miles Electric, locating the name of the place they're in* Uh guys, i think we just warped out of our world.
  • Sonic: What the? I thought we escaped.
  • Tails: I think we're in Gotham City.
  • Knuckles: Gotham City? What does Gotham got to do with the mission?
  • Sonic: I only have one more ring left. I think we're okay for now.
  • Tails: Great. Now let's go home and cook some chili dogs for lunch.
  • Sonic: Piece of cake. *about to throw a ring, but hear a siren of police cars* What's with all that siren noise?
  • Knuckles: It's the police.

(The police cars are seen chasing a purple lamborghini with Harley Quinn and Joker inside)

  • Sonic: Another crime chasing problem on the loose?
  • Tails: We gotta help them.
  • Knuckles: Let's just go back.
  • Sonic: No. We need to stop those bad guys on the car. Come on. We're not giving up. *speed up after the chase*

(At the chase, Sonic and his friends catch up with the police cars chasing Harley Quinn and Joker on the purple lamborghini)

  • Joker: *laugh*
  • Harley: No one is going to piggy back on us!
  • Sonic: *run fast* Don't let them get away!
  • Tails: There's a psychopath clown and lady in the car.
  • Knuckles: It's speeding ahead.
  • Sonic: Don't back down.
  • Tails: Just hit the car like you did with every vehicle.
  • Sonic: Speed me up. *roll over and hit on the purple lamborghini*
  • Joker: Hey! Watch where your hitting, furry.
  • Harley: Moron!
  • Police #1: Go go go!
  • Police #2: This is the Gotham Police!
  • Tails: They're boosting up.
  • Sonic: This ends right here. *light up his powers and curl as a ball to bump to the purple lamborghini*

(The purple lamborghini crash to the alley as the police cars stop to check out on the incident)

  • Knuckles: Did we win?
  • Joker: *get off the car* Well well well, what do we have here?
  • Harley: *get off the car* You meanies will get a bang!
  • Sonic: You two are trying to start a heist? We'll teach you a lesson.
  • Harley: Make us you little blue rat.
  • Sonic: I'm no rat, i'm a hedgehog.
  • Police #3: We better report this crime scene to Renee Montoya.
  • Police Chief: Not a problem. Let those Super Pets fight these baddies.
  • Sonic: Ready or not, here we go. *fight Harley Quinn*
  • Tails: *jump and kick Joker*
  • Joker: How about a little pack of cards? *throw cards at Tails*
  • Knuckles: *jump and smash the ground*
  • Harley: *trip on the ground* Whoa.
  • Knuckles: Take this!
  • Harley: *use the hammer to hit Knuckles*
  • Knuckles: Ow. My head.
  • Sonic: You leave my friend out of this.
  • Harley: Your head is going on display! *use the hammer to hit Sonic*
  • Sonic: Ow. That was a hard hit.
  • Harley: You get what you really deserve.

(A man in a bat suit arrive to the scene by landing on the ground)

  • Sonic: What the?
  • Joker: Batman?!
  • Batman: I'm here on time.
  • Knuckles: Whoa. That guy is sharp.
  • Joker: *point his gun to Batman* Die! *shoot at Batman*
  • Batman: *jump as Sonic's friends dodge*
  • Joker: Huh?
  • Batman: *kick Joker*
  • Harley: My boyfriend!
  • Batman: Ah! *punch Harley*
  • Harley: *jump and kick Batman*
  • Batman: Come on.
  • Sonic: What a crazy world this is.
  • Tails: Ugh, society.
  • Batman: *dodge and punch Joker*
  • Harley: I have a surprise.
  • Batman: *grab Harley's hammer and knock Harley over to the ground*
  • Sonic: Wow.
  • Knuckles: This feel like a popcorn flick.
  • Batman: Stay out of trouble. Gotham will deal with you later.
  • Sonic: What are you suppose to be?
  • Batman: I'm Batman.
  • Tails: Batman? You're made of bats?
  • Batman: It's a suit. Also, stay out of trouble. I have some other work to do back in Arkham. *fly off*
  • Sonic: I wish i can be like him.
  • Tails: That's enough trouble for today.
  • Knuckles: We need to find a place to sleep in. I'm getting tired.
  • Sonic: I have one more ring left. What if something bad happen again without our help? Let's sleep on the roof.
  • Tails: We're sleeping on the roof? Fine.
  • Knuckles: We should've rent a apartment.
  • Sonic: Better luck next time. We're going home by morning. *leave with his friends*
  • Joker: *get back* That Batman have no right to destroy my reputation.
  • Harley: Who are those furries that destroy our car?!
  • Joker: I'm better off alone.
  • Harley: We can't quit. I want to beat those guys to death! Fine, i better get my sirens to work by tomorrow morning.

(At the top of the roof, Sonic drop in three blankets for Tails and Knuckles to sleep in with pillows on the floor)

  • Sonic: That's great for tonight.
  • Tails: We got no beds. How do we sleep on the floor?
  • Knuckles: You're just laying over it.
  • Sonic: By tomorrow morning, we'll find out about this random girl with the pony tails on her head.
  • Tails: Are you crazy? Do you wanna stalk a psycho we just met?
  • Sonic: She got something to do with this Joker guy. Also, her brain never works.
  • Knuckles: You're going to get hit by her big hammer.
  • Sonic: Who cares? I have powers and she don't.
  • Tails: Just go to sleep.
  • Sonic: Fine. Tomorrow, we're going to stalk her like a bird.
  • Knuckles: Dude.
  • Sonic: What-so ever. *sleep with the gang*

(At the Wayne Manor, Batman arrives from landing and open the door to see his butler)

  • Alfred: Welcome back Bruce. How did the crime chase do for you?
  • Batman: It was a mess. Those animals show up to take my place from capturing Joker and Harley Quinn. I also beat up the bad guys at the end.
  • Alfred: Come inside if you may. It's getting cold out here.
  • Batman: It's better to talk inside. *enter the manor*
  • Alfred: Do you need a coffee for your break?
  • Batman: No. I'm done working for today.
  • Alfred: You can change your mind if you want.
  • Batman: That's enough work for a bat-hero. Tomorrow, there will be more.
  • Alfred: Indeed.
  • Batman: Today is not my day. Something must be up with Harley.
  • Alfred: Is she still dating with the Joker?
  • Batman: One day, they'll break up for sure.

(At the forest, Eggman and Metal Sonic are on the egg mobile, searching for a place to sleep)

  • Eggman: It's getting late. There's no place to sleep in!
  • Metal Sonic: We'll have to sleep on the egg mobile like you always do during your search.
  • Eggman: Ugh. It's snooping when you don't find the hotel to sleep for the day. *his radar is calling with Orbot and Cubot on screen* Hello Orbot and Cubot. We're busy right now. You might have to call back later.
  • Orbot: *video* Hi Eggman, just making sure that your bed is ready to sleep in for the night.
  • Eggman: I'm in the middle of shooting Sonic around the other world.
  • Cubot: *video* Oh, pardon us. I hope you get back in time by morning.
  • Eggman: I won't be at the Death Egg for a while. The hedgehog is everywhere now. I shouldn't have warp out of this dimension in the first place!
  • Orbot: You stay safe from those crimes. No butt checks and coconut throws the first thing in the morning.
  • Eggman: In that case, i will not go back until i shoot that hedgehog. *turn off the radar*
  • Metal Sonic: We'll just rest.
  • Eggman: Oh great. I guess i'll sleep in my own seat then. *sleep with Metal Sonic*

(The next day, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles wake up from the rooftop)

  • Sonic: What a day.
  • Tails: Sure is my friends.
  • Knuckles: Ugh, it's getting hot in here.
  • Sonic: It's a new day Knuckles. Get it to yourself.
  • Knuckles: Whatever you say.
  • Tails: Man, what are we up to?
  • Sonic: Right now, i wonder where is that Harley girl up to.
  • Knuckles: Stop trying to spy on us. You don't see people like her everyday.
  • Sonic: You could be wrong. What if Harley is not the only bad guy in the world?
  • Tails: How do you know?
  • Sonic: There is one place where we can find the sources of Harley and that psycho clown's history.

(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles went instead of the library)

  • Tails: This is the place we're looking for?
  • Everyone: Shhh.
  • Sonic: This is a library. It's suppose to be quiet.
  • Librarian: Boys, may i help you?
  • Sonic: Oh yes. We're looking for a computer to use.
  • Librarian: The computers are right at the corner.
  • Sonic: Thanks a bunch.

(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles take a seat in one of the computers)

  • Sonic: These screens are looking bright. They even let the computers on for the guests.
  • Knuckles: Where is the desktop screen?
  • Tails: Look at all the programs we can use.
  • Sonic: I better look up for Harley's history. *check on the internet for a research for Harley's history*
  • Knuckles: Wait, this website show all the records for supervillains?
  • Sonic: There's like a lot. Look at Suicide Squad and Birds of Prey.
  • Tails: Wow, she's on everything.
  • Knuckles: Like a president who want their name on everything like a dollar and statue.
  • Sonic: The first subject is Harley Quinn. She is a member of the Suicide Squad and form the Birds of Prey.
  • Tails: Birds of Prey? I thought the carnivores are the predators to birds.
  • Sonic: She is the girlfriend of Gotham's biggest crime master, Joker. They have been stealing a lot of jewelry together and a arch-nemesis of Batman who is a member of the Justice League. *see a video of Harley Quinn and Joker fighting Batman in the alley in October 14, 2015*
  • Tails: That was a really long time.
  • Sonic: Also, we have Black Canary, a very famous singer at the Black Mask Club. She can with a echo and can break glasses through her voice. *see a video in September 17, 2016 of Black Canary singing in Black Mask Club through her voice break a tone of glass in the tables*
  • Knuckles: Whoa. Never seen a women who can sing through a loud echo sound.
  • Sonic: Next we have Huntress, a vigilante who is the orphaned daughter of gangster Franco Bertinelli. It all started long ago when her family was on a presentation, a bunch of gangsters with guns shoot her family as she run off from the gangsters that lead to their arrest. She trained for years until using her bows to track down the criminals in Gotham City. *see a video of Huntress' family getting shot by gangsters and one where she train and become the Huntress as she take down bad guys in Gotham City*
  • Tails: That is a pretty badass lady.
  • Sonic: Next. We have Renee Montoya, an alcoholic, cynical detective in the Gotham City Police Department. She is a friend of Bruce Wayne and Amanda Walker and look up crime all over Gotham. You know who the bad guys are. *see a video of Renee beating up Black Mask's crime group in the streets and another video with her taking down Killer Croc underground*
  • Knuckles: Wow. That is one big crocodile.
  • Tails: I bet Vector can beat up this guy in just five seconds.
  • Sonic: He'll be on his computer all day, listening to pop songs and rock while doing his fitness work with his students online. Also, we have Cassandra Cain. She was the mantle for Batgirl who formerly worked for Bruce Wayne as the Batman. As a young girl, she was stealing other people items and got arrested after stealing a green ruby. *see a video in April 5, 2005 where Cassandra as a kid is stealing people items in the streets, leading her arrest by the police* In 2014, she fought Black Mask with Batman. *see a video in 2014 where she was the Batgirl when fighting Black Mask at the circus with Batman*
  • Tails: These are the Birds of Prey?
  • Knuckles: Who is the guy with the black armor?
  • Sonic: Oh. That's not a helmet, it's more of a skull helmet at least. This is the crime lord Black Mask. A self-obsessed crime lord and head of the Sionis Crime Family who threatens people on his side. He is described as "an absolute narcissist."
  • Tails: Whoa.
  • Knuckles: That is really mean.
  • Sonic: Ugh, it feel bloody in here. See the examples. *see videos where Black Mask is working with Victor Zsasz, strapping people up and cutting up their skins, robbing banks and beating up Batman, Sionis wearing his Black Mask mantle and shooting up in the streets as he is beaten by Wonder Woman as she arrives*
  • Tails: I didn't know that Black Mask is one bad man.
  • Sonic: He's worse than Eggman.
  • Knuckles: Who's the lady with the armor goddess form?
  • Sonic: That's Wonder Woman. Her description describes her as a Amazon princess and warrior of Themyscira. She fought her battle against Cheetah and Max Lord in 1984.
  • Tails: She must be one of the good guys like Batman.
  • Sonic: It says, she is a member of Justice League. Man, why does it feel like every hero is a part of the Justice League?
  • Tails: We're Team Sonic, so what?
  • Sonic: It's more like Sonic Heroes.
  • Knuckles: What is the Harley Quinn lady up to now?
  • Sonic: *see a video of Harley and Joker fight in the room* Oh, right now. The videos are recording footage of her argument with Joker. Man, they really deserve that big fight together and now, Harley is headed over to the club.
  • Tails: What club? The disco?
  • Sonic: Close. I wonder what all the party people are doing with that Harley lady?
  • Knuckles: She's a psychopath. She's going to beat you for this with a hammer.
  • Sonic: Don't worry. As long it is not Amy Rose, i'll run for her. And show her some manners.
  • Knuckles: I hope you don't end up as one of those villains like Poison Ivy and Catwoman. *see a video of Poison Ivy and Catwoman teaming up to rob a back in October 2017*
  • Sonic: You know what? It's party time.

(At the Black Mask Club, people are partying all over the place with Harley acting like a stripper and holding up hooks to woo the men in their seats. Victor is acting more like a DJ and getting the party started.)

  • Victor: Boys and girls of Gotham! It is party time!
  • Everyone: *cheers*
  • Harley: Woo! Kick up some butt!
  • Sonic: *enter the place with his friends* Wow. What happen to the lights?
  • Tails: It's Neon Colors. That's what parties are for.
  • Knuckles: It's more of a strip club.
  • Sonic: Strip club?! *cover his mouth* I'm giving it a hard pass.
  • Knuckles: It's not a strip club silly. I was joking.
  • Sonic: Oh thanks. I was going to punch you on that.
  • Knuckles: Let's go party like high school!
  • Sonic: I got my chili dogs and drinks up!
  • Tails: Bring in the root beer.

(The background song "Boss Bitch" by Doja Cat plays as Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Harley party all over the club. Going fast through what the gang has been doing, people are lining up partying, Sonic drinking many liquors, Tails eating a bunch of fries, Knuckles talking to a balloon with Harley throwing up on a bucket. They do more friends like people holding their lighters up, Sonic running around the club, Tails throwing a bra to a stripper, Knuckles talking to some of the girls and Harley partying on the hooks.)

  • Sonic: *dizzy* Whoa. I'm feeling dizzy in here.
  • Knuckles: The party never stops.
  • Tails: I almost twist my head.
  • Sonic: Ooh, let's go do a little trick on Harley.
  • Tails: Good idea.
  • Knuckles: I miss being a teenager.

(While Harley is dancing on the poles, Sonic walk up to her while dancing)

  • Sonic: Hey hey hey. Looking good girl. Woo!
  • Harley: What do you want? Have i seen you before?
  • Sonic: Shaking that butt.
  • Harley: Where's the money?
  • Sonic: Money? I don't have any money.
  • Harley: You're gross.
  • Sonic: Gross? I bet you can talk to one of the homeless criminals who pick up their pickle farts at the jar. Hand over the books.
  • Tails: You want to read?
  • Sonic: No. Stack them up where i can stand.
  • Tails: *stack up the books for Sonic to stand*
  • Sonic: Well well well. I can see the whole place around here.
  • Harley: You're cheating yourself, creep.
  • Sonic: Cheating? It's not a race. How it is a race?
  • Harley: Get a girlfriend and go!
  • Sonic: You know what? What if people go tapping through breasts and have a overreaction. What do you think?
  • Harley: You think i'm hot?
  • Sonic: Yes.
  • Harley: You want a little finger tip on your nose?
  • Sonic: How can i smell with a finger on?
  • Harley: Can you prey with the hyenas?
  • Sonic: Oh yes. I'll rush them over, tapping like this. *tap on Harley's breasts*
  • Harley: Uh! You creep!
  • Sonic: Uh? I see the squishy milk around your bra.
  • Harley: *slap Sonic* You little rascal bastard! *punch Sonic to the table*
  • Sonic: Whoa. It's a bar fight! *throw a bottle at a punk*
  • Punk: You asshole!
  • Sonic: Uh oh?
  • Everyone: *fight all over the club*
  • Tails: What is going on?
  • Knuckles: Just defending like boxing.
  • Sonic: Wow. I didn't mean to break the rules around here. Sorry, i'm going home.
  • Harley: You sick little furry. You're dead meat! *use her hammer on Sonic*

(Sonic smirks and speeds out of his place. The background song "Say So" by Doja Cat plays as he runs through the club, where everyone and everything has frozen in time. Sonic run around the tables, using bats on the men, using toilet paper to strap on the women, drinking all the beers, burping them out and party with sparklers and eat every chili dog on the table. He takes action and took a selfie with Victor as he flip over the disc and jump around to save Tails and Knuckles from getting hit. Sonic then pulls a bunting line through the legs of the remaining people, walks along the ceiling and winds the end around a fan. For his last act, Sonic grab a pie and place on the floor, just for Harley to slip over a pie. As Sonic claps, everything went unfrozen as everyone, but Tails and Knuckles collapses onto the ground as the background song ends.)

  • Sonic: Olé!
  • Harley: *on the pie* What the fu...
  • Tails: What happen?
  • Knuckles: We almost got killed.
  • Sonic: We gotta go. Let's go. *run with Tails and Knuckles out of the place.
  • Victor: *get up* Those darn animals. I'm going to murder them all.

(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles rush out of the club as they hide over to the top of the building)

  • Sonic: Shoot, shoot. That was amazing.
  • Tails: It was funny.
  • Knuckles: You literally freeze over time and collapses everyone in the party.
  • Sonic: I got the freeze cold stone on everyone.
  • Tails: You nailed it!
  • Knuckles: That was pretty tough.
  • Sonic: Rolling around the city. Yeah.

(Back at the forest, Eggman set up his egg mobile at the forest)

  • Eggman: Once we get this mobile set up, we're taking off.
  • Metal Sonic: We'll get rid of the hedgehog.
  • Eggman: I'm going to shoot the hedgehog with his friends, drop him on the garbage truck and get out safety without getting caught!
  • Metal Sonic: It's part of the plan.
  • Eggman: Okay. The mobile is working. Let's get going with the mission! *ride his mobile out of the forest*

(Back at the library, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles went back to the computer to check for crime cases caused by Harley Quinn on video)

  • Sonic: Whoa, look at that. I made history.
  • Knuckles: You are one smart chili dog.
  • Manager: Shh. I want you guys quiet! This is a library, not a break room.
  • Tails: Sorry.
  • Sonic: Like wow, she's getting crazy over that pie on her face.
  • Knuckles: Still a criminal to me.
  • Tails: Aren't we suppose to beat Eggman during our escape?
  • Sonic: I just want to want fun of this sicko in the first place.
  • Knuckles: You really have a boner for bad girls.
  • Sonic: The cameras are up and the news is reporting on the incident caused by the blue blur.
  • Tails: That's you.
  • Sonic: No one can catch me. I'm too fast as a rooster.
  • Knuckles: What is Harley up to?
  • Sonic: She headed home. Now planning her next heist at a stock room.
  • Knuckles: Why would she go to a stock room for?
  • Tails: She's going to steal a whole bunch of gems.
  • Sonic: Gems? Like Chaos Emeralds? We gotta stop her from doing this.
  • Tails: I can' believe the whole world is afraid of going after her, but us.
  • Sonic: Today is the day. I must save my diamonds from the clown witch.

(At a stock room, a whole bunch of workers are seen stocking gems in the right boxes with their gloves on)

  • Worker #1: Men, please go check the storage if we got cases for the rings.
  • Worker #2: There's appear to be none.
  • Worker #1: Hmm, go check for glass at one of the containers.
  • Worker #2: I'll do my best.
  • Worker #3: I'm going to set up the boxes.

(Harley Quinn break in the stock room with her hammer)

  • Harley: Who's ready to heist?!
  • Worker #1: What are you doing here? This is a private area!
  • Worker #2: You can't come in here.
  • Harley: Not 'til you give me a diamond! *slam the ground*
  • Worker #3: Seize her!
  • Harley: *fight the workers after the gems*

(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles arrive at the stock room, seeing Harley taking the gems from the boxes)

  • Sonic: Where you going, theft?
  • Harley: You again?
  • Sonic: Give us back the gems.
  • Harley: No! You ruined my night! *use her hammer to hit Sonic*
  • Sonic: Whoa! *dodge the hammer hit*
  • Tails: We'll grab the diamonds and go.
  • Knuckles: I'll see you outside.
  • Sonic: Let's see what you're really made of.
  • Harley: Beat it to yourself, blue hedgehog. *fight Sonic*
  • Sonic: *dodge the hammer hits, jump and kick Harley*
  • Harley: Ow! *use a shotgun to shoot at Sonic*
  • Sonic: *dodge the bullets* Secret agent style. *jump and kick Harley*
  • Harley: Ow!
  • Sonic: Loop de loop with the fist. *dodge and punch Harley*
  • Harley: *use a knife on Sonic*
  • Sonic: *dodge the knife* Whoa. Easy there, you're going to cut up a steak on this. *step on Harley's feet*
  • Harley: Ow. You little rat! *punch Sonic to the shelfs*
  • Sonic: *the shelfs trip all over as he crashed on them* Holy shrimp. You almost crack them all.
  • Harley: And now, you see the fate of your life! *slam Sonic with her hammer*
  • Sonic: Ow. *closely open his eyes, seeing Harley in his point of view*
  • Harley: *laughing*

(In a dream, we see Harley Quinn dressed up in a Marilyn Monroe-like dress with "Diamonds" by Megan Thee Stallion and Normani playing in the background. Harley look up as her men praise her with hands, dance alone by looking at a diamond. Suddenly, we are back at reality as she throw a diamond against Tails and Knuckles.)

  • Tails: Ow.
  • Knuckles: That gotta hurt.
  • Harley: Aw, these furs will be my rug for my room.
  • Sonic: *get up* You can't do that. *jump and slip over Harley*
  • Harley: Ugh. You son of a bitch.
  • Sonic: Guys, come on. I got her.
  • Harley: *roll over Sonic*
  • Sonic: Ow. It's like being stepped by a bug.
  • Harley: *grab Sonic* I am not your bug. *throw Sonic on the wall*
  • Sonic: Ow. My sharp hair is hurting.
  • Harley: Little shit, you got any last words before you go to Hell with the devils?
  • Sonic: I...want....a rematch.
  • Harley: A rematch? I don't do rematches from people i hate and know.
  • Sonic: Please, we can do this again. You win this one. I'll win the other.
  • Harley: Tell me where do you wanna fight next?
  • Sonic: The basketball court. This is where i crashed out of my own world.
  • Harley: You promise to be here.
  • Sonic: Yes. *clean his mouth from blood* We'll do the basketball court.
  • Harley: You're a little monster.
  • Sonic: So does your friends. Bring your friends over.
  • Harley: I will. *run and steal a bag of gems* Ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Tails: Sonic, you let her escape!
  • Knuckles: Why did you do that?!
  • Sonic: We'll meet up at the basketball court.
  • Tails: Let's get out of here. This is a dumb little world to go to and the humans don't look anything like from our world.
  • Sonic: *get up* Don't promise. We'll have another rematch with Ms. Quinn before we go back where we came from.
  • Knuckles: Deal.
  • Sonic: Or no deal.
  • Tails: Pinky swear?
  • Sonic: Pinky swear.
  • Tails: You owe me a ring.

(Back the Wayne Manor, Alfred offer coffee to Bruce Wayne in his Batman form at the living room)

  • Alfred: Coffee my dear?
  • Batman: That drink is going to make your eyes open for the whole day. You go blind for it when you see all the screens in one room.
  • Alfred: How is Gotham doing so far?
  • Batman: There has been so much crap recently in the city and people throwing shit at each other. They even set up bombings all over their buildings like schools. It's dangerous for our society.
  • Alfred: Well, i'm all up for democracy.
  • Batman: Wait 'til the politicians get along. In other words, they never will over their decisions and actions. *hear a door noise* Strangers.
  • Alfred: Would you mind answering the door?
  • Batman: Not 'til i do it for myself. *open the door which reveals Eggman* What?
  • Eggman: Hello. I am Dr. Ivo Robotnik. I am also known as Dr. Eggman. There is a blue speedy hedgehog on the loose in your world. Do you think you can stop the blue hedgehog for me?
  • Batman: No. I have other jobs and work to do with the city. Trust me, it's full of criminals like Harley Quinn and Joker.
  • Eggman: But, please. Your a hero. You can fight the bad guy. Am i fight?
  • Batman: Do i look like a hero to you? I only fight bad guys, not people i don't know.
  • Eggman: He stole the Chaos Emeralds all over the world. He's also willing to take the Master Emerald from Angel Island where the Knuckles Clan used to guard. Please, i'm begging you.
  • Batman: *choke Eggman* Why are you trespassing this property?
  • Eggman: Snooping....as....usual..as a real bat.
  • Batman: Are you playing tricks on me? What are you? A real doctor from Arkham Asylum?
  • Eggman: I am Dr. Eggman. The greatest scientist of all time on Earth.
  • Batman: I don't care who you are. *throw Eggman to the mobile*
  • Eggman: Okay! I'm begging you! We can kill the hedgehog together. He must be working with your worst enemy, Harley Quinn!
  • Batman: Harley Quinn. I know who that is. Her home is full of endanger animals like hyenas. I bet she brought in a hedgehog that can run faster than a cheetah.
  • Eggman: Uh, i don't remember seeing that in your world.
  • Alfred: Are you interested on working at the manor?
  • Eggman: No thank you. I'm bringing him to stop the hedgehog. The fastest hedgehog alive.
  • Batman: I can only trust you if you're not that evil to me.
  • Eggman: If you asked me. Then i agree on that.
  • Batman: Alright. Let's team up!
  • Eggman: Pingas. It's about time we make alliance.

(At the Quinn Garage, the Birds of Prey are seen placing their weapons in one of the boxes)

  • Huntress: Are we going to sell these for a diamond?
  • Cassandra: I don't know what Harley Quinn is going to say about these items.
  • Huntress: This is bullshit. Almost all of them are out of ammo.
  • Black Canary: You don't see anything.
  • Huntress: I can see my arrows on the bows.
  • Black Canary: I knew it. Our stuff is there.
  • Harley: *show up* Hello little birdies, we got a new mission to catch up.
  • Cassandra: What is it?
  • Huntress: Don't tell us you have work with the Suicide Squad.
  • Harley: There is a blue rat on the loose.
  • Everyone: What?
  • Renee: *show up* A blue rat you say? Not even a detective can solve the problem.
  • Harley: Oh, hi. You must be Renee.
  • Renee: What is going on Harley? Is Joker trying to rob you?
  • Harley: We're going to smash some butt out. That Weasel knockoff has been stalker on me all day. It's night and we should be at the basketball court where the rat is trying to fetch up with a fight.
  • Renee: I got a bullet on one rat.
  • Cassandra: We're really fighting a rat, right?
  • Harley: Yes. That's the tip of the iceberg as a tip of the pyramid.
  • Huntress: I got my arrow with his name on it.
  • Black Canary: I'll blow one voice out of his mouth.
  • Harley: Let's go kill the blue rat.

(At Black Mask's lair, Victor and Roman are watching the report on TV on the club incident)

  • Victor: So that's where the hedgehog collapse my people.
  • Roman: I'm going to cut off his nose and stick it to his mouth.
  • Victor: What is your plan.
  • Roman: Those bitches. That Harley. That Batman. Everyone involved. *flip over a table with human heads and weapons, freak out and see a Black Mask armor as he place it on him* Let's go start a rampage.

(At the basketball court, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles walk over to the court to see if the Birds of Prey are coming)

  • Sonic: Here we are. Just waiting before the Quinn girl comes.
  • Tails: Why are we standing here for?
  • Knuckles: What's the point?
  • Sonic: Before the fight. We'll have some free time. *run and grab a basketball, bouncing on the ball and throw it against the hoop* Yeah. That's the hoop on the hole.
  • Tails: Why does it has a bracket sticking?
  • Sonic: It's like throwing things in a basket. Watch me go for a high score. *bounce the ball and throw it on the hoop, but missed* That was bad. What was i'm thinking?
  • Harley: *punch the basketball* Hello little weasel.
  • Sonic: What the? Oh ho ho ho. You are back with friends.
  • Harley: I brought some friends to play with you.
  • Cassandra: They're animals?
  • Huntress: Gross.
  • Black Canary: You must be a spiked dog.
  • Knuckles: I'm a echidna!
  • Renee: That must be the rat you're referring to.
  • Sonic: Hey! I am not a rat! I'm a hedgehog! A hedgehog!
  • Harley: I'm going to kick your ass!
  • Sonic: Oh watch your swearing. Didn't your mother tell you to kiss with that mouth?!
  • Harley: I'm daddy's little monster! *use her hammer to slam Sonic*
  • Sonic: Ow!
  • Tails: Sonic!
  • Sonic: You know what? Let's fight! *fight Harley*
  • Tails: We'll fight the rest.
  • Sonic: Go for it. I'll deal with Ms. Quinn herself. *get punch by Harley*
  • Tails: *fight Cassandra and Renee*
  • Knuckles: *dodge the hits from Black Canary* Aw, you can't get me.
  • Black Canary: Come on! *kick Knuckles*
  • Knuckles: *dodge the hits and punch Black Canary*
  • Black Canary: Ow!
  • Knuckles: It's payback time!
  • Sonic: *dodge and lighting punch on Harley*
  • Harley: You can't hit me!
  • Sonic: I can fight whatever i want.
  • Harley: Don't make me slam you.
  • Sonic: I had no idea what you're saying. *jump around and kick Harley*
  • Harley: *scream and scratch Sonic*
  • Sonic: Ugh. I almost got a boo-boo.
  • Harley: Prepare to seal your fate.
  • Sonic: Seal my fate in your shirt!
  • Harley: You'll see for yourself.
  • Sonic: *dodge the bullets* What the?
  • Harley: *see the bullets* Holy crap!
  • Knuckles: *see the bullets* Get down!
  • Everyone: *get down as Black Mask's gang arrives*
  • Cassandra: Holy shit.
  • Black Mask: Men, we got a whole lot of bloody work to do! We are going to get revenge on those little bitches after a series of my schemes and messes on my failures on receiving my prizes and rewards! Show. Some. Blood!
  • Sonic: Oh no, not a whole bunch of gangsters.
  • Harley: Black Mask is here.
  • Knuckles: That's the one we saw on video.
  • Black Mask: Kill them all.
  • Renee: Girls and animals, let's show what we're made of.
  • Huntress: We're the Birds of Prey!
  • Sonic: We're more of the Hedgehogs of Prey. Let's fight for justice! *fight Black Mask's gangsters*
  • Harley: Time for some killing! *swing around with her hammer, hitting on every gangster.
  • Huntress: *shoot arrows on every gangster*
  • Knuckles: *punch and kick the gangsters*
  • Tails: *fly around and zoom to punch all the gangsters* The bastards almost got me.
  • Renee: *shoot on the gangsters* You're going to Jail!
  • Victor: Let's see what this gun can do. *shoot*
  • Sonic: *dodge the bullet as he power blast on Victor*
  • Black Mask: Ooh, you son of a bitch!
  • Sonic: He said a bad word.
  • Harley: Hey little Black Mask. It's play time.
  • Black Mask: I don't care about your fucking happy attitude of yours. I'm going to rip every part of you.
  • Harley: Who's the boss bitch now?
  • Sonic: Kick some ass! You got this girl!
  • Black Mask: The girl belong to me.
  • Harley: You're not going after Cassandra this time! *fight Black Mask*
  • Sonic: Go go go. Show her some spree! *see a batarang being thrown* What the funk?
  • Batman: *arrive with Eggman and Metal Sonic* Ah ha! There's a battle going on.
  • Eggman: There he is! That's the one i need to kill!
  • Batman: Look like we got work to do.
  • Harley: Batman?!
  • Batman: I found you!
  • Black Mask: Stay whatever you are Batman! I got Harley Quinn first!
  • Eggman: Metal Sonic, fight the blue devil.
  • Metal Sonic: Aye aye boss. *fly and fight Sonic*
  • Sonic: You can't be here. *kick and punch Metal Sonic*
  • Metal Sonic: Let's see what you're made of.
  • Eggman: Ho ho ho. It's a big brawl battle!
  • Harley: *fight Black Mask and punch Batman*
  • Batman: *jump and knock out most of Black Mask's gangsters* Men...
  • Knuckles: Ah! *jump and smash on the ground*
  • Black Canary: *use her sonic scream on the gangsters*
  • Sonic: She's got a killer voice! *punch Metal Sonic*
  • Batman: Son of a gun.
  • Harley: *use her hammer to slam Black Mask*
  • Black Mask: *use her gun on Harley* Here's the hole!
  • Harley: *break Black Mask's arm*
  • Black Mask: Ah! No! You almost broke it in half!
  • Harley: You're a creep! *punch Black Mask*
  • Batman: *grab Harley* I got yo
  • Harley: Hey, let go!
  • Batman: I am sending you to court!
  • Black Mask: Not so fast, Batman! *throw a bataring at Batman*
  • Batman: Aurgh. You're not close enough to kill.
  • Black Mask: I am the most powerful crime lord you'll ever faced.
  • Eggman: Alright. Now it is time to shoot the hero in secret. *shoot Batman*
  • Batman: Ah!
  • Harley: Batman!
  • Sonic: Whoa!
  • Tails: What the? He's still here?
  • Knuckles: *smash Metal Sonic* He's not that good to me!
  • Eggman: Ha ha ha ha ha! I'm going to kill everyone in this place.
  • Black Mask: Time to kill the hedgehog.
  • Sonic: Oh no you don't! *grab two guns and shoot Black Mask four times*
  • Black Mask: *crash on the ground after being shot*
  • Eggman: Huh?
  • Batman: You are a villain to me.
  • Sonic: You're done Eggman! Now i'm getting real mad! *run and curl up to a ball to hit Eggman's mobile many times*
  • Eggman: No no no! Why can't i shoot the stupid hedgehog?!
  • Sonic: *use a ring to throw it on the sky to open a portal to Mobius* I'm not using my power for the world, i'm using it to protect my friends! *jump and blast at Eggman*
  • Eggman: Nooooo!!! *crash to the ring portal on Mobius*
  • Knuckles: *throw Metal Sonic to the ring portal of Mobius* Kick ass!
  • Huntress: *shoot a arrow at Black Mask* That's for killing my family.
  • Everyone: *most of Black Mask's gangsters are defeated or dead*
  • Sonic: Yes! We did it. We finally defeat the whole bad guy squad!
  • Harley: It's all of Black Mask's gang. We did a lot of effort to beat up those guys.
  • Tails: Those gangsters are nasty.
  • Sonic: Alright. Who's number one now?
  • Batman: Hold it right there! You two criminals have nothing against Gotham.
  • Harley: Batman, we just defeated those guys.
  • Sonic: We didn't mean any harm.
  • Batman: You almost stole my job away from me the other day.
  • Sonic: Oh wow. You really got to show your mean face with your bat mask on.
  • Harley: Don't take me to Jail!
  • Batman: I owe ya. What happen today with you two?
  • Sonic: We started going crazy and beating up each other.
  • Harley: He ruined my job as a hooker and made me fall with the pie.
  • Renee: You got anything else to say Batman?
  • Batman: You two need an apology. Make some amends and apologize to each other.
  • Sonic: I'm sorry Harley Quinn.
  • Harley: I'm sorry blue guy.
  • Sonic: Sonic.
  • Batman: Sonic and Harley Quinn. You two must be up to fighting and hating on each other. I think you two gotta stop fighting over your actions.
  • Harley: I'm sorry Mr. Wayne. I apologize for my actions at Gotham City.
  • Batman: Don't even say the name.
  • Harley: Sorry about that.
  • Tails: You pretty much helped us on the fight.
  • Knuckles: That guy with the black mask is scary to me.
  • Batman: Remember heroes, stay out of trouble. Gotham City is always watching.
  • Renee: That's right. The Gotham City Police Department has all the answers to the authorities.
  • Batman: Thank you Renee Montoya.
  • Renee: You're welcome. Tell Amanda that i say hi.
  • Batman: I will once i get into Task Force X. Glad we're doing business. Time for me to fight more crime. *fly in the sky*
  • Sonic: Wow. I didn't know he can fly like a real bat.
  • Black Canary: What are you guys from?
  • Knuckles: We're Team Sonic.
  • Harley: Birds of Prey.
  • Sonic: You were badass in this. Love your moves.
  • Harley: I'm sorry about the heist in the stock room.
  • Sonic: It's okay. I apologize for it.
  • Huntress: You're one fast hedgehog.
  • Sonic: The fastest hedgehog you'll ever catch on camera.
  • Harley: Well, it's time for us to go.
  • Sonic: Take care Harley.
  • Harley: If you're interested in one of the fights, just give me a call.
  • Sonic: We're good on that. No worries. We got work to do back home.
  • Harley: It's okay. As long you can come to Gotham.
  • Sonic: One speed ahead.
  • Tails: We better head home now.
  • Sonic: *hold a ring* Okay, this goes for Green Hill Zone. *throw a ring to open a portal to Green Hill Zone* Yes.
  • Knuckles: It's the end of the road for us.
  • Tails: See ya ladies.
  • Huntress: We're birds.
  • Black Canary: Birds of Prey.
  • Sonic: Birds of Prey. I like that name.
  • Tails: Last one there is a Badnik.
  • Knuckles: Here we go! *jump on the ring portal to Green Hill Zone with Sonic and Tails as the ring portal closes*
  • Harley: They're so cute. I want a pet hedgehog at my house!
  • Cassandra: I should have pet one of them.
  • Huntress: The case is solved.
  • Renee: Oh well ladies. You know the drill.
  • Black Canary: You know what they say.
  • Harley: One little bird jump off the nest and fly to their mommy. Call me a softy. I dare you. Mmm!

(Back at Mobius in Green Hill Zone, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles run around loop-de-loops in the hills as in Gotham City, we see the Birds of Prey fighting against criminals in the basement)

  • Harley: *smash the gangster on the ground* Yeah! They call themselves the Birds of Prey. I call them dorky little do-gooders. *laugh*

(The Birds of Prey continue to fight against crime around Gotham City through the rest of their lives)

THE END

(After the story end, Sonic show up on the black screen, giving out a message to the audience while the camera is on low-battery)

  • Sonic: Hey guys, how was the short? Is it good? What a blast of a ride. That Harley Quinn is giving me all the bangs and she's really hitting it with her birds. Before the camera shut off from low-battery, i'll tell you a super duper secret-secret. But you can't tell anyone. Okay. Good, now let's start. Did you know that the Flash f... *camera turn off as the short end with a black screen*

THE REAL END

Trivia

  • The story was released to accommodate releases of Sonic the Hedgehog and Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) on the same month of February in the same year of 2020.
  • This is the first Crossover Omniverse Saga production to use the F word which is one of the profanity words used in most of the media.
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