Hedgehogs of Prey is a fanfiction story written by MarioFan65. This story is a crossover with Sonic the Hedgehog and Birds of Prey. It was released on February 21, 2020.

Characters

  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn
  • Miles "Tails" Prower
  • Knuckles the Echidna
  • Helena Bertinelli/The Huntress
  • Dinah Lance/Black Canary
  • Renee Montoya
  • Cassandra Cain
  • Black Mask
  • Dr. Eggman
  • Orbot
  • Cubot
  • Metal Sonic
  • Victor Zsasz
  • Poison Ivy
  • Selina Kyle/Catwoman
  • Joker
  • Bruce Wayne/Batman
  • Diana Prince/Wonder Woman

Transcript

(Before the story, Harley Quinn show up to the black screen, giving out a message to the audience)

  • Harley: Warning! The following crossover contain violence, crude and sexual content. Drug use and pervasive language included. Don't let your kids watch this. You know there's blood in one and no kid can watch a person being killed by a supervillain. And now ladies and gentlemen, our feature presentation will begin. Play the movie!

NOW FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION

(In the city of Earth, a madman scientist is chasing a blue hedgehog running all across the buildings and dashing through the streets as Tails and Knuckles chase after the madman from chasing Sonic)

  • Eggman: You're mine hedgehog!
  • Sonic: You'll never catch me!
  • Tails: Sonic, look out for that rocket.
  • Sonic: Speeding up. *speed up*
  • Eggman: Your fate ends here. *shoot a rocket at the spot*
  • Sonic: *eventually, the footage freezes, accompanied by a vinyl screech* So, I know what you're thinking... *as the footage starts back up* "Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog being chased by a madman with a mustache from the Civil War?" Well, to be honest, it feels like I've been running my whole life. Is this too much? Am I going too fast? It's kind of what I do. You know what? Let's back up.

(Going all the way back to the beginning, we start off with a little blue hedgehog running around loops in Green Hill Zone)

  • Sonic: Hi. My name is Sonic the Hedgehog. I am a fast blue hedgehog and no one can spot an eye on me. I have been collecting things for so long and escaping through worlds from bad guys trying to steal my powers. *through flashbacks, he went from running away from monsters in a fire planet, running from monkeys in a jungle planet and running from frogs on a mushroom planet* But that's not all. I keep coming back here every time no one bat an eye on me. The Chaos Emeralds give us power and we use them to protect the world from evil. On this day, we were having a baseball game and we were excited to play for our field day.

(At a baseball field, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles set up the baseball game)

  • Sonic: I got the bat.
  • Tails: How many balls should we use?
  • Knuckles: Three. Three is good enough for throwing strikes.
  • Tails: Any armor to wear?
  • Knuckles: Just the baseball suit.
  • Sonic: Are we good?
  • Tails: It's all set up.
  • Knuckles: Alright. It's ball time.

(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles are about to play baseball together)

  • Sonic: Bottom of the ninth, tie score, and exactly who you want at the plate with the game on the line: Sonic!
  • Tails: But staring him down from the pitcher's mound is the most fearsome southpaw in Green Hill Zone: Tails!
  • Knuckles: Don't make me pin over the ball.
  • Tails: Let's play ball! *throw the ball to Sonic*
  • Sonic: *hit the ball and run*
  • Knuckles: Come on, come on, come on.
  • Tails: Go home! Go home!
  • Sonic: *run on home base* Safe!
  • Tails: *later hit the ball while Sonic is the pitcher*
  • Sonic: Always taking turns.
  • Knuckles: My turn is next. *later hit the ball with Tails as the pitcher*
  • Sonic: Go go go!
  • Tails: *catch the ball as Knuckles miss the ball* Out!
  • Knuckles: Ouch.
  • Sonic: *moments later, he's about to make a home run* Eyes on the ball.
  • Tails: Here we go! *throw the ball*
  • Sonic: Here come the boom. *hit the ball*
  • Knuckles: Run run run!
  • Sonic: *run on each base* Ha ha ha!
  • Tails: Way a go.
  • Knuckles: That's a good practice.
  • Sonic: Yeah. Going for the playoffs.

(A missile crash to the field, making Sonic crash to the grass with Tails and Knuckles blocking their faces from the dust)

  • Sonic: Ouch.
  • Tails: Sonic, are you okay?
  • Sonic: Yeah. What a crash.
  • Knuckles: I did not except to see a missile crash by, or it was a rocket.
  • Sonic: The game ended with a big bang. Whoever cause it is a stalker.
  • Knuckles: Oh no.
  • Sonic: You got to be kidding me.

(Dr. Eggman arrives with the Egg Mobile with Metal Sonic)

  • Eggman: Ho ho ho. The doctor is here to see you.
  • Sonic: Dr. Eggman!
  • Tails: Here to crash in the baseball game.
  • Eggman: Well, well, well. I'm finally back to teach you a lesson and claim the Chaos Emeralds.
  • Knuckles: Those Chaos Emeralds aren't yours. It's ours. Everyone.
  • Metal Sonic: So does us.
  • Eggman: Hand over the emeralds or else, we'll blast you three to the sky.
  • Sonic: You want it? Come and get it. *throw a baseball to Eggman*
  • Eggman: Ouch. That's no gem.
  • Sonic: Grab the rings, the emeralds and let's go. *scrambles around to grab the rings*
  • Tails: *pack all the baseball equipment in the bag*
  • Knuckles: *grab the Chaos Emeralds and run away with Sonic and Tails*
  • Metal Sonic: Boss, they're getting away.
  • Eggman: Pingas! They won't get away with my emeralds. *charges after the targets*

(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles are still running fast as they run to get away from Eggman and Metal Sonic)

  • Sonic: You wanna get fast? Let's get fast. *speed up*
  • Tails: *fly*
  • Knuckles: *still running*
  • Eggman: You still can't escape from me.
  • Sonic: Then why are you chasing us?
  • Metal Sonic: *shoot rockets at Sonic*
  • Sonic: *dodge the rockets and goes loop-to-loop*
  • Tails: Whoa! Be careful you guys.
  • Sonic: See you on the other side.
  • Knuckles: *break all the rocks* That's a lot of rocks on the hill.
  • Eggman: Snooping as usual i see.
  • Sonic: *hold a ring* We're better off running to the city. *throw a ring to open a portal to the city*
  • Knuckles: City escape!

(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles jump to the ring portal to the city as Eggman and Metal Sonic pop out of the ring to chase the three in the city)

  • Sonic: Oh come on, we just escaped.
  • Eggman: You're mine hedgehog!
  • Sonic: You'll never catch me. You'll see what happen next.
  • Tails: *dodge the cars*
  • Metal Sonic: *shoot rockets at the cars*
  • Knuckles: *run through the walls and the ground*
  • Eggman: The hard way, it is.
  • Sonic: *run over a nearby skyscraper as Eggman shoot missiles at the hedgehog, dodging all the way through buildings and the ground*
  • Eggman: Drat! I keep on missing!
  • Sonic: You're too slow!
  • Metal Sonic: *chase Tails and Knuckles*
  • Eggman: *grunts* That was an illegal left, by the way!
  • Sonic: I'm too fast. No one can shoot a hedgehog with a rocket.
  • Tails: Sonic, look out for that rocket.
  • Sonic: Speeding up. *speed up*
  • Eggman: Your fate ends here. *shoot a rocket at the spot*
  • Sonic: *eventually, we reach the scene that started the story as the footage freezes once more* So, here we are again. We've been through so much together. Now you understand why there's a psychotic robot doctor chasing a supersonic blue hedgehog. Wanna know how it continue? Yeah, me too. *the chase continues as he hedgehog calls upon his ability to do some poses and then run through the streets*
  • Tails: *catch up with Sonic* Sonic, duck!
  • Sonic: Duck? I see no duck.
  • Tails: Just duck! Like sliding.
  • Sonic: *slide under a tourist bus with Tails* How is this possible? No one's ever caught up to us before...
  • Knuckles: *grab Metal Sonic and throw him to the ground as he land and run to catch up with his friends*
  • Metal Sonic: *damage, but still flies after them*
  • Eggman: This is the end of the road!
  • Sonic: *fishes a ring out of his back* We need a place to travel.
  • Tails: Go to another city! We'll escape from them.
  • Sonic: Eureka. Straight outta the city, head over to another world. *throw a ring to open a portal to a dark city*

(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles jump to another city at night as Eggman and Metal Sonic follow them to the ring)

  • Sonic: Whoa. Why it's so dark?
  • Tails: It's night.
  • Knuckles: This is another city. There's another way out.
  • Eggman: You'll never see the light! *shoot missiles at the gang*
  • Sonic: Uh oh. *get blasted with the gang*

(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles crash into the basketball court)

  • Sonic: Ow. Not again.
  • Eggman: Ha ha ha ha ha. I got you this time. Now all we gotta do is-
  • Metal Sonic: Uh, boss. I don't think we're in the same city anymore.
  • Eggman: Oh come on. That hedgehog warped us here in the rain.
  • Metal Sonic: We're actually in another dimension.
  • Eggman: What? Forget it. We'll find a way out and leave those fast animals on the ground.
  • Metal Sonic: We're escaping for nothing.
  • Eggman: *charges his egg mobile with Metal Sonic* Once we get back home, we'll find the Master Emerald and rule the world.
  • Metal Sonic: I'll be powerful than my neo form.
  • Sonic: *get up* Ugh.
  • Tails: *get up* Today is not my day.
  • Knuckles: *get up* What happen?
  • Sonic: It's just a dark city with rain. Let's just go.
  • Tails: *hold her Miles Electric, locating the name of the place they're in* Uh guys, i think we just warped out of our world.
  • Sonic: What the? I thought we escaped.
  • Tails: I think we're in Gotham City.
  • Knuckles: Gotham City? What does Gotham got to do with the mission?
  • Sonic: I only have one more ring left. I think we're okay for now.
  • Tails: Great. Now let's go home and cook some chili dogs for lunch.
  • Sonic: Piece of cake. *about to throw a ring, but hear a siren of police cars* What's with all that siren noise?
  • Knuckles: It's the police.

(The police cars are seen chasing a purple lamborghini with Harley Quinn and Joker inside)

  • Sonic: Another crime chasing problem on the loose?
  • Tails: We gotta help them.
  • Knuckles: Let's just go back.
  • Sonic: No. We need to stop those bad guys on the car. Come on. We're not giving up. *speed up after the chase*

(At the chase, Sonic and his friends catch up with the police cars chasing Harley Quinn and Joker on the purple lamborghini)

  • Joker: *laugh*
  • Harley: No one is going to piggy back on us!
  • Sonic: *run fast* Don't let them get away!
  • Tails: There's a psychopath clown and lady in the car.
  • Knuckles: It's speeding ahead.
  • Sonic: Don't back down.
  • Tails: Just hit the car like you did with every vehicle.
  • Sonic: Speed me up. *roll over and hit on the purple lamborghini*
  • Joker: Hey! Watch where your hitting, furry.
  • Harley: Moron!
  • Police #1: Go go go!
  • Police #2: This is the Gotham Police!
  • Tails: They're boosting up.
  • Sonic: This ends right here. *light up his powers and curl as a ball to bump to the purple lamborghini*

(The purple lamborghini crash to the alley as the police cars stop to check out on the incident)

  • Knuckles: Did we win?
  • Joker: *get off the car* Well well well, what do we have here?
  • Harley: *get off the car* You meanies will get a bang!
  • Sonic: You two are trying to start a heist? We'll teach you a lesson.
  • Harley: Make us you little blue rat.
  • Sonic: I'm no rat, i'm a hedgehog.
  • Police #3: We better report this crime scene to Renee Montoya.
  • Police Chief: Not a problem. Let those Super Pets fight these baddies.
  • Sonic: Ready or not, here we go. *fight Harley Quinn*
  • Tails: *jump and kick Joker*
  • Joker: How about a little pack of cards? *throw cards at Tails*
  • Knuckles: *jump and smash the ground*
  • Harley: *trip on the ground* Whoa.
  • Knuckles: Take this!
  • Harley: *use the hammer to hit Knuckles*
  • Knuckles: Ow. My head.
  • Sonic: You leave my friend out of this.
  • Harley: Your head is going on display! *use the hammer to hit Sonic*
  • Sonic: Ow. That was a hard hit.
  • Harley: You get what you really deserve.

(A man in a bat suit arrive to the scene by landing on the ground)

  • Sonic: What the?
  • Joker: Batman?!
  • Batman: I'm here on time.
  • Knuckles: Whoa. That guy is sharp.
  • Joker: *point his gun to Batman* Die! *shoot at Batman*
  • Batman: *jump as Sonic's friends dodge*
  • Joker: Huh?
  • Batman: *kick Joker*
  • Harley: My boyfriend!
  • Batman: Ah! *punch Harley*
  • Harley: *jump and kick Batman*
  • Batman: Come on.
  • Sonic: What a crazy world this is.
  • Tails: Ugh, society.
  • Batman: *dodge and punch Joker*
  • Harley: I have a surprise.
  • Batman: *grab Harley's hammer and knock Harley over to the ground*
  • Sonic: Wow.
  • Knuckles: This feel like a popcorn flick.
  • Batman: Stay out of trouble. Gotham will deal with you later.
  • Sonic: What are you suppose to be?
  • Batman: I'm Batman.
  • Tails: Batman? You're made of bats?
  • Batman: It's a suit. Also, stay out of trouble. I have some other work to do back in Arkham. *fly off*
  • Sonic: I wish i can be like him.
  • Tails: That's enough trouble for today.
  • Knuckles: We need to find a place to sleep in. I'm getting tired.
  • Sonic: I have one more ring left. What if something bad happen again without our help? Let's sleep on the roof.
  • Tails: We're sleeping on the roof? Fine.
  • Knuckles: We should've rent a apartment.
  • Sonic: Better luck next time. We're going home by morning. *leave with his friends*
  • Joker: *get back* That Batman have no right to destroy my reputation.
  • Harley: Who are those furries that destroy our car?!
  • Joker: I'm better off alone.
  • Harley: We can't quit. I want to beat those guys to death! Fine, i better get my sirens to work by tomorrow morning.

(At the top of the roof, Sonic drop in three blankets for Tails and Knuckles to sleep in with pillows on the floor)

  • Sonic: That's great for tonight.
  • Tails: We got no beds. How do we sleep on the floor?
  • Knuckles: You're just laying over it.
  • Sonic: By tomorrow morning, we'll find out about this random girl with the poiny tails on her head.
  • Tails: Are you crazy? Do you wanna stalk a psycho we just met?
  • Sonic: She got something to do with this Joker guy. Also, her brain never works.
  • Knuckles: You're going to get hit by her big hammer.
  • Sonic: Who cares? I have powers and she don't.
  • Tails: Just go to sleep.
  • Sonic: Fine. Tomorrow, we're going to stalk her like a bird.
  • Knuckles: Dude.
  • Sonic: What-so ever. *sleep with the gang*

(At Alfred's manor, Batman arrives from landing and open the door to see his butler)

  • Alfred: Welcome back Bruce. How did the crime chase do for you?
  • Batman: It was a mess. Those animals show up to take my place from capturing Joker and Harley Quinn. I also beat up the bad guys at the end.
  • Alfred: Come inside if you may. It's getting cold out here.
  • Batman: It's better to talk inside. *enter the manor*
  • Alfred: Do you need a coffee for your break?
  • Batman: No. I'm done working for today.
  • Alfred: You can change your mind if you want.
  • Batman: That's enough work for a bat-hero. Tomorrow, there will be more.
  • Alfred: Indeed.
  • Batman: Today is not my day. Something must be up with Harley.
  • Alfred: Is she still dating with the Joker?
  • Batman: One day, they'll break up for sure.

(The next day, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles wake up from the rooftop)

  • Sonic: What a day.
  • Tails: Sure is my friends.
  • Knuckles: Ugh, it's getting hot in here.
  • Sonic: It's a new day Knuckles. Get it to yourself.
  • Knuckles: Whatever you say.
  • Tails: Man, what are we up to?
  • Sonic: Right now, i wonder where is that Harley girl up to.
  • Knuckles: Stop trying to spy on us. You don't see people like her everyday.
  • Sonic: You could be wrong. What if Harley is not the only bad guy in the world?
  • Tails: How do you know?
  • Sonic: There is one place where we can find the sources of Harley and that psycho clown's history.

(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles went instead of the library)

  • Tails: This is the place we're looking for?
  • Everyone: Shhh.
  • Sonic: This is a library. It's suppose to be quiet.
  • Librarian: Boys, may i help you?
  • Sonic: Oh yes. We're looking for a computer to use.
  • Librarian: The computers are right at the corner.
  • Sonic: Thanks a bunch.

(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles take a seat in one of the computers)

  • Sonic: These screens are looking bright. They even let the computers on for the guests.
  • Knuckles: Where is the desktop screen?
  • Tails: Look at all the programs we can use.
  • Sonic: I better look up for Harley's history. *check on the internet for a research for Harley's history*
  • Knuckles: Wait, this website show all the records for supervillains?
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THE END

(After the story end, Sonic show up on the black screen, giving out a message to the audience while the camera is on low-battery)

  • Sonic: Hey guys, how was the short? Is it good? What a blast of a ride. That Harley Quinn is giving me all the bangs and she's really hitting it with her birds. Before the camera shut off from low-battery, i'll tell you a super duper secret-secret. But you can't tell anyone. Okay. Did you know that the Flash f... *camera turn off*

THE REAL END

Trivia

  • The story was released to accommodate releases of Sonic the Hedgehog and Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) on the same month of February in the same year of 2020.
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