Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World

Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World is a Mega Crossover and Fan Sequel to the novel "Burning Ambition" by Jonathan Bernstein. It is written by Chris Jackson

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Chapter 1

One night in Beverly Hills in the Hottie-verse, a cat burglar breaks into someone's house and steals a TV. He would have gotten away if it weren't for a certain fire starter. Her name was name Allison Cole, but she was also known as the superheroine "Hottie". She had to power to shoot fire from her fingertips and shot a blast of fire at the burglar's feet. The burglar was about to pull out his gun when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he is grabbed by a giant red robot with sunglasses on it's chest. It was Gurren Lagann co-piloted by Simon, leader of Team Dai-Gurren, and Viral. Long after the burglar is arrested, Simon explains to Hottie that an evil organization called G.O.S.E., short for Guild of Super Evil, is invading multiple universes and that they are trying to takeover the multiverse. Hottie then has an idea, she asks Simon that if he, and the former members of the expanded Supetastic 6 (as seen in Super Milestone Wars 2), should join the Department of Hotness. Simon agrees. Hottie bring's her friends David Eels, Kellyn Levy, Dorinda Galen and Designated Dean, aboard the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren. Our heroes then travel the multiverse to recruit members to the Dept. of Hotness.

Chapter 2

A new Dept. of Hotness has been formed, ready to combat G.O.S.E. throughout the Multiverse. Hottie herself has changed her superhero style, looking like she did on the cover of the first Hottie book with only two differences, she wears triangle shades given to her by Simon that belonged to the late Kamina and attached to her belt was a sheath with a sword, Nothung, in it that was given to her by Finn that originally belonged to the late Billy, it turns out the sword could change size to the wielder, also around her neck was a Core Drill which she could pilot her own Lagann. Our heroes arrive at the Baman Piderman-verse to stop G.O.S.E from conquering it. In the Baman Piderman-verse, Baman and Piderman introduces Pumkin, Squib, Tuba and Wanda the Ghost to the Dept. of Hotness. All of a sudden, a fleet of G.O.S.E. warship appear in the sky and start attacking. Suddenly, an army of Trashtors transported to the ground, they were led by what appeared to be a female robot but was actually a cyborg, with the cyborg were Dese Guys. "Who are you?" said Hottie to the cyborg. "You don't remember me, do you.... Alison" said the cyborg". That voice, it sounds so familiar, and how do you know my name?!" said Hottie. "It's me... Carmen" said the cyborg. "Th, th, that's impossible, your dead!" said Hottie in shock. "I was" said Carmen "but fortunately my body was teleported back to another dimension called the Midnight Cage and was rebuilt by the emperor of G.O.S.E.". "Duh, you know this lady?" said Baman. "Yes, yes I do" said Hottie "she was my stepmother, but she turned out to be an evil criminal mastermind". "Trashors, attack!" commanded Carmen. The Trashtors attacked out heroes but they were no match. Carmen then transformed her two arms into swords. "You're mine now, Cole!" said an angry Carmen. "We'll see about that" said Hottie "Henshin!" as she pushes a button on her wrist watch. All of a sudden her outfit turned silver, silver gloves appeared on her hands, a white scarf appeared around her neck and she had a belt buckle that was similar to Kamen Rider Stronger's Electer. "Call me Super Hottie" said Hottie in her new Super Mode. Carmen then prepared to charge at her when all of a sudden, Hottie shoots lightning out of her hand, right at Carmen's arm. "You have electric powers now?!" screamed a frustrated Carmen "retreat!". "Yay, Hottie saved us!" said Piderman.

Chapter 3

The Dept. of Hotness' next stop on their multiversal quest is the Channel Awesome Universe, but it is soon invaded by the Guild of Super Evil. An army of Trashtors is being led by Dr. Insano. Linkara then transforms into Zeo Linkara, he is later joined by the Ohrangers. Linkara and the Ohrangers then fight off a bunch of Trashtors. Dr. Insano reveals that the Guild's emperor want to take the Plot Hole for himself so that he will become all powerful. Chuck Norris then decides to activate his gunman "Grapearl Mk-II". Hottie, with her Lagann, combines with the Grapearl Mk-II to form "Grapearl Lagann". Dr. Linsano then transports back to the Imperial Warship and comes back with his own giant robo, the Neutro Gundam, (which resembles the original Gundam but with a Neutro color scheme). "That robot's helmet would look better on my robot" says Hottie as she rips the Neutro Gundam's helmet off and assimilates it onto Grapearl Lagann. Hottie is later joined by Linkara , in Neutro, and the Ohrangers, in Ohranger Robo. The battle becomes more epic. Douchey McNitpick, who recently replaced the Nostalgia Critic in the Plot Hole, watches the battle while eating popcorn. After the battle, the Grapearl Lagann performs the Giga Drill Kick (turning it's leg into a drill) on the Neutro Gundam, destroying it, but not before Dr. Insano transports out of here. Meanwhile even more Trashtors appear in the form of a large army. Gai Ikari lends Linkara his Gokai Cellular and Gold Anchor Key so that he can transform into "Zeo Linkara Gold Mode". Linkara then performs the Gokai Legend Manly Punch where he jumps into the air and, along with the copies of the past 15 Sixth Sentai Ranger, and punches the enemy. "I AM A MAN!" screams Linkara as he uses the Gokai Legend Manly Punch on the Trashtor horde, destroying them. In the end Gorou Hoshino, AKA OhRed, makes Linkara an honorary Ohranger. To be continued...

Chapter 4

The Monster High-verse has been invaded by the Guild of Super Evil. Headless Headmistress Bloodgood alerts the entire school on the intercom about the Guild and informs everybody to retreat to the catacombs immediately. Rochelle Goyle on the other hand stays and try's to find a way to fight off the Guild, Abbey Bominable and Spectra Vondergeist later join her. When the Department of Hotness arrives, they meet up with Frankie and her friends, who are menbers of the Dept. of Hotness, and ask if there are any way they could help. Simon of Team Dai-Gurren appears and tells them he know's a way. Simon takes them to the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren and shows them the King Kittan Mk-II, an advanced version of the one that was destroyed during the battle against the Anti-Spiral. Rochelle volunteers the pilot the new King Kittan. A horde of Trashtors, Goombas, Dai-Shocker Combatmen, Changelings, Team Plasma Grunts, Bibi Soldiers, Chitauri, Joker Thugs and Stormtroopers is being led by Toralei Stripe. Toralei sends the first wave of Trashtors against Hottie but Hottie, in her Super Hottie form, fights them off with her lightning bolts. Soon, even more Trashtors corner her. "It's time to take it up a notch" says Hottie as she replaces her belt buckle with a cell phone, the H-Taros, and, by pushing 3-6-9-#, transforming her into Super Hottie Gold Mode, her outfit becomes gold all over and she gains chest armor similar to that of Kamen Rider Den-O Super Climax Form only it's gold-colored. As Super Hottie Gold Mode, she not only has the power of fire and lightning but air, water, earth and ice as well as the mysterious element number five. The army of Trashtors are defeated with ease. The rest of the army is driven off by the other members of the Dept. of Hotness. Meanwhile a fleet of LZs, non-Spiral Gunmen by Trashtors, come and attack. Rochelle fights back with her King Kittan. The Dayakkaiser, piloted by Dayakka Littner, and the Kiyalunga, piloted by Kiyal Bachika, combine with King Kittan to form King Kittan Deluxe Mk-II. David Eels, in his own personal Lagann, joins the battle by combining with the King Kittan Deluxe to form "Super King Kittan Deluxe". The newly formed Gunman destroys the LZ fleet with ease. In the end, Rochelle Goyle becomes an honorary member of the Dept. of Hotness as well as the new pilot of the King Kittan. To be continued....

Chapter 5

Our heroes, the Dept. of Hotness arrive at the Star Trek-verse. Our heroes soon meet Captain Jean Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise and the rest of the crew. Linkara is exploding with delight over meeting the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation.  Jean Luc tells Hottie that the Borg have joined the Guild of Super Evil which the Federation has just found out about, Hottie then tells him that she heard about the Guild on New Years Day and have been fighting them ever since. In a matter of minutes, a fleets of Imperial Warships, as well as some Borg Cubes, appear and attack. Since the Dept. of Hotness' home base, the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, is the size of a moon, it's quite difficult for the armada to attack it. The armada later sends out a giant robot to attack. The giant robot "ChimeraZord" has the powers of all of Vaglass' MegaZords (as seen on Tokumei Sentai Go-Busters) combined. Grapearl Lagann goes into space and combats  ChimeraZord, an epic battle ensures. During the battle a new Gunman arrives and assists Grapearl Lagann, it is the Lazengann Mk-II, an advanced version of Lordgenome's Gunman. The new Lazengann was piloted by none other than Abbey Bominable (last seen in Chapter 4). Hottie then transforms into Super Hottie, giving Grapearl Lagann a boost of power. While Lazengann Mk-II beats ChimeraZord to a pulp, Grapearl Lagann finishes it off with the Giga Drill Kick, which involves transforming the leg into a drill and performs a flying side kicks, and strikes ChimeraZord, destroying it. After the battle, the Guild's armada retreats. In the end Hottie offers the crew of the Enterprise to join the Dept. of Hotness, Jean Luc accepts. To be continued....

Chapter 6

Today is Valentines Day. Alison Cole and her new boyfriend, Matt Keene, celebrate their one year anniversary by going out on a date in her home universe. Alison leaves Simon in charge of the Dept. of Hotness while she's gone. On their date Alison wears a LBD (little black dress, pantyhose and black high heeled shoes, she's also wearing Chanel No. 5 perfume. Meanwhile, Yoko Litner is feeling lonely on Valentines day on the count of both the men she loved, Kamina and Kittan Bachika, have died. To cheer Yoko up, Draculaura decides to hook her up with her cousin Fredward Skullen, or Fred for short. Later on, Draculaura introduces Fred to Yoko and the two start to bond. Later that night Alison and Matt returns from their date and catches Yoko and Fred making out. Later on Dr. Linksano informs everybody that the Guild of Super Evil have invaded New Earth (DC Universe). Alison soon dons the Hottie suit and takes command. To be continued...

Chapter 7

After saving the DC Universe from The Guild of Super Evil, the Dept. of Hotness heads over to the Godzilla-verse as it is the Guild's next target. Once they get there, out heroes meet none other than Godzilla himself. But little do they realise that Godzilla have been brainwashed by Skales. As soon as they figure this out, Godzilla goes on one of his famous rampages. To combat Godzilla Linkara uses his magic coin to enlarge, Kamen Rider J uses his Jumbo Formation, Kamen Rider 1 enlarges himself to Godzilla's size (like he did in Ultraman vs. Kamen Rider), The Gokaigers form Kanzen GokaiOh, Simon and Viral pilot Arc Gurren Lagann, whick towers over Godzilla, and Kamen Rider Decade, with Kamen Rider Diend's help, transforms into Decade Complete Form Jumbo Formation. An epic battle soon ensures. During the fight Hottie arrives in a brand new Dai-Gun (larger sized Gunman) "Arc Variblune" which is piloted by Grapearl Lagann (and Grapearl Lagann is piloted by Hottie and Chuck Norris. The Arc-Variblune has the ability to attach to the back of Arc Gurren Lagann to form "Goren Arc Gurren Lagann". Godzilla is soon outmatched and overpowered. Skales is later chased off by Muscles Glasses and Godzilla snaps out of his mind control. Later on a fleet Gunskippers (starfighters piloted by Trashtors) start attacking Tokyo but not before being blown away by Godzilla's thermonuclear breath. In the end Linkara shakes Godzilla's hand (like what Jet Jaguar did in Godzilla vs. Megalon). To be continued...

Chapter 8

The Department of Hotness arrive at the Regular Show-verse only for them to notice that it has already been invaded by the Guild of Super Evil. On an unrelated story, Hottie decided to keep her Core Drill on a keychain inside her pocket instead of hang it around her neck as it clashed with her flaming H necklace. The Park has been occupied by a horde of Trashtors led by The Warlock (last seen in the episode "Fortune Cookie"). After our heroes fight off the Trashtors, The Warlock grows gigantic and, with his magic fanny pack, not only tries to suck up The Park but the entire world. Gurren Lagann then combines with the Arc-Gurren to form the Arc-Gurren Lagann. Grapearl Lagann goes inside the Arc-Variblune and combines with Arc-Gurren Lagann to form Goren Arc-Gurren Lagann. The two then duke it out in an epic battle. Outmatched, The Warlock goes into outer space and grows into the size of the moon. That doesn't stop Goren Arc-Gurren Lagann or it's co-pilots as they merge with the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren to form "Super Galaxy Grapearl Lagann", which resembles a gold-colored Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann. After the epic battle on a planetary scale, The Warlock is outmatched and beaten as he teleports away. "OOOHHHHHHH!!!" says Mordecai and Rigby inside the moon-sized super robot after yet another victory of the Dept. of Hotness. To be continued....

Chapter 9

Our hereos, The Department of Hotness, arrive at Equestria. While visiting Canterlot, Hottie is greeted by Princess Celestia. Hottie warns Celestia that an evil empire called the Guild of Super Evil is coming to invade Equestria. Shining Armor prepares the Royal guards for battle, the Wonderbolts arrive at Canterlot to volunteer to battle, Princess Luna arrives with her Royal guards to join the fight as well. The invasion force was being led by Queen Chrysalis. The invasion army was composed of Changlings, Trashtors (mostly Trashtors), Imperial warships and Gunskippers. The invasion force then attacks Canterlot via "Zerg Rush". The combined forces of the Dept. of Hotness (including the Mane Six) led by Hottie, The Royal guard and the Wonderbolts led by Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadence & Shining Armor fight back the Guild invasion force, an epic battle soon ensures. After the long and epic battle the combined powers of Princess cadence & Shining Armor (via the Power of Love) and Scott Pilgrim weilding the Power of Love sword finish off the remaining forces by blowing them away (just like in A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2). In the end, Hottie is knighted by Princess Celestia herself. To be continued....

Chapter 10

Our heroes, the Department of Hotness, arrive at the Scott Pilgrim-verse. While there, Scott, Ramona, Wallace, Stephen Stills, Kim, Knives and Young Neil try to warn everybody about the Guild of Super Evil about to invade their world but it's too late as they have already arrive. The sky sky was filled with Imperial warships, Gunskippers and a new type of Real Robots that have replaced the LZs, the DGs (Dark Grapearls). The DGs resembled Graprarls only they were black, monoeyes like a Zaku and arm cannons. Today's leader of the invasion force is Gideon Graves. The Dept. of Hotness and the Guild battle head on right in the middle of downtown Toronto. During the fight Gideon summons the second wave, an army of ressurected Yummies, and they are every Yummy Kamen Rider OOO ever faced, from the Kamamiri Yummy to the Nue Yummy. Scott and his allies team up with All Riders to battle the Yummy army. During the middle of the fight, Gideon uses a mysterious device that fuzes the Yummy army into one powerful Yummy, the Chimera Yummy. Scott, Ramona and Kamen Rider OOO battles the creature together. During the fight, OOO transforms into his Super Tatoba Combo. In the end, Chimera Yummy is defeated by a slash from Scott Pilgrim's Power of Love sword, Ramona's hammer and OOO's Super Tatoba Kick, destroying it and making it explode into Cell Medals "Sweet, coins" said Scott as he picked them up. Shortly after the battle, Gideon tries to escape but bumps into a mad Ramona. "It's time to go Pootie Tang on your @$$" said Ramona as she took off her belt and whipped it on Gideon's face. A badly bruised Gideon transported onto one of the Imperial warship just before the Guild's armada left the Scott Pilgrim-verse. In the end Scott and Ramona celebrated their victory by kissing each other. To be continued....

Chapter 11

Our heroes, The Dept. of Hotness, arrive at the KFK-verse... and it is a world gone mad, although Kung Fu Karl doesn't seem to notice as he is native to this universe. Dr. Linksano calculates that this world can easily be taken over by the Guild of Super Evil. Later on a horde of Trashtors led by Carmen, Dr. Beesano, Judas Blythe and Juicer beam down and invade. One epic battle later they are defeated and retreat. Meanwhile a famous movie writer, Jonathan Bernstein, (known for co-writing such movies as Max Keeble's Big Move and The Spy Next Door) meets up up with Hottie and Kung Fu Karl and say he want to write up a new Death Ninja movie that co-starring Hottie (but played by an actress). Jonathan Bernstein just happens to be the Only Sane Man in the KFK-verse. Jonathan says the movie will be titled "Death Ninja 800,001: Hottie" (or Hottie for short) and it will revive Kung Fu Karl's already dead career. Kung Fu Karl thinks that would be a great idea and agrees. Meanwhile Kung Fu Karl shares some Local Asian Hobo Wine with Tony Stark (AKA Iron Man), Tony tries some thinking it tastes funny, "What's in this?" say Iron Man, "uh, mostly banana peels and urine" says Kung Fu Karl, Tony then spits it out and runs off to find a place to throw up. Meanwhile on the Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann, Kung Fu Karl shows Mordecai and Rigby one one his Death Ninja movies on DVD entitled "Death Ninja 53: Popcorn Ninjas A Poppin'". After seeing the movie they think it's terrible, "Dude, this blows" says Mordecai after Kung Fu Karl is gone getting drunk. To be continued. KFK!

Chapter 12

Our heroes arrive at the Out There-verse. While there Hottie looks for and finds Chad Steven, his brother Jay and his friend Chris Novak. She tells them that Simon has detected high levels of Spiral Energy in the three and that they have been chosen to join the Department of Hotness. Chad feels reluctant at first but then Jay convinces him since it would be the adventure of a lifetime to him. But before they could join, The Guild of Super Evil invades the Out There-verse. Chad and Chris later discover that the local bully, Troy, has joined the Guild. Troy procedes to come after the two but not before The Hulk comes and beats the crap out of him (like what he did with Loki in The Avengers). Meanwhile on the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Dr. Linksano and Leeron Litner have created an A.I. for the moon-sized ship for navigational purposes. Leeron asks what should we name out navigational system and Dr. Linksano says that can't think of one yet. The advanced AI also happened to be female as well. Meanwhile Simon meets up with Hottie and gives the three boys their own Core Drill keys that will power up their own Laganns (FYI, each member of the Department of Hotness has their own Laganns). And so the three beam aboard the Super-Galaxy Gurren Lagann and head off to the farthest reaches of the omniverse with the rest of the Dept. of Hotness. To be continued....

Chapter 13

Alison Cole has decided to take a break as Hottie for awhile so she can go back to High School before graduation starts. Robot duplicates have taken Alison and her friends' place while they were off battling the Guild of Super Evil throughout the omniverse, this robots were remote controlled by Angry Joe and some other guys from Channel Awesome. Alison had thought it would be the right thing to do. She tells the Department of Hotness that she and her friends have to go but will be back after graduation. In the meantime Simon of Team Dai-Gurren is left in charge until he can find someone to take on the mantle of Hottie. Meanwhile the navigation A.I. of the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, now named Aileen, has been thinking of creating a body for herself. Aileen finds a photo dropped by Chad Stevens, it was a picture of Destiny, that girl Chad dated one time. Aileen scans the photo, cause she thinks Destiny looks cute, and constructs herself a body made out of Spiral Energy and pieces of robot armor, she also resembled Destiny. Meanwhile Chad Stevens was walking about minding his own business when suddenly Aileen floated by and surprised him. Chad was shocked of how much she looked like Destiny. "Uh, hi" said Chad. "Hi" said a cheerful Aileen as she kissed Chad's cheek and flied off. Onee night while Simon is sleeping, he is visited by the ghost of Kamina. Kamina tells Simon to go to the Out There-verse and look for a girl named Robynne. Kamina says that Robynne is destined to become the (temporary) new Hottie. Simon then wakes up. Later that morning Simon asks Chad if he knew a girl named Robynne, Chad said yes and that she went to his school. The Department of Hotness then head back to the Out There-verse to search for Robynne. Chad, his little brother Jay, and Chris Novac soon find Robynne, she was sitting on bench reading a comic book, she happened to be a big superhero fan. As soon as Chad told Robynne that she was to be the new Hottie (temporarily), she jumped for joy and joined the three as they beamed aboard the Department of Hotness. To be continued....

Chapter 14

Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy... and to make matters worse, a few members of the Guild of Super Evil have been stationed there. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Chad & Jay Stevens and Chris Novac start a brawl between Troy, his and and a few Stormtroopers inside of Chauman's Cantina. The brawl is soon interrupted by by Robynne (AKA Hottie), in her Super Gold Mode, breaking through a wall and screaming "I'm Hottie, YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT!". In just one minute, the new Hottie takes out Chad, his gang and the Stormtroopers without breaking a sweat. Everyone in the cantina, some of whom are criminals, are shocked at what they've seen. Hottie stares at smuggler staraight in the eye saying "Mos Eisley should be cautious of me", the smuggler then ran off. Meanwhile on the Fortress-ship, Emperor Vakudsos has recently recruited Lucy (from Robot and Monster) into the Guild of Super Evil. The next day the Dept. of Hotness arrive at the Garo-verse. Hottie, Chuck Norris, Chad, Jay, Chris, Robot DeFault, Monster Krumholtz, Team Dai-Gurren, The Mane Six, Rochelle Goyle, Finn and Jake are the ones to beam down from the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren. Moments later Kouga Saejima sees Monster and mistakes him for a Horror. Kouga soon transforms into Garo and procedes to attack Monster but not before Hottie kicking Garo upside the face with a flaming kick, knocking him out. Finn look's at the knocked out Garo's armor and thinks it looks cool. Some time later, Garo realizes that Monster is not a Horror and apologizes to the group for attacking. One minte later out heroes is ambushed by a horde of Changelings and Trashtors led by Queen Chrysalis and Lucy. Robot is shocked to see that Lucy has joined G.O.S.E. Lucy notices Robot but doesn't remember him, again. The Trashtors attack but they are taken out by the combined forces of the Dept. of Hotness and Garo. Moments later Lucy introduces our heroes to her latest invention, the Mega Mechanical Brute, a giant robot with the combined powers of all the Mechanical Beasts (from Mazinger Z). Hottie and Chuck Norris then summon their individual Gunman, the Grapearl Mk-II and and Hottie's personal Lagann, to form Grapearl Lagann. Since David Eels took a temporary hiatus from the Dept. of Hotness, Simon decides to help form Super King Kittan Deluxe with his Lagann. Grapearl Lagann and Super King Kittan Deluxe then prepare to fight the Mega Mechanical Brute. Halfway during the fight Super King Kittan Deluxe seems to be outmatched, but not before being helped by a brand new Gunman, the Twinboekun Mk-II. At first nobody know who piloted this advanced version of the Twinboekue, that is until Chad and Chris heard the voices of the pilots. It was Chris' mom, Joanie, and her boyfriend, Terry Rosachristas. Chris was annoyed that Terry was the co-pilot. Super King Kittan Deluxe then combines with Twinboekun Mk-II to form an even more powerful Gunman. Moments later Grapearl Lagann and Super King Kittan Deluxe destroy the Mega Mechanical Brute with the Double Giga Drill Break. Queen Chrysalis, Lucy and the Changelings later retreat. In the end Finn asks Garo if he could be a Makai Knight. "Perhaps someday" says Garo. To be continued....

Chapter 15

Ever since Lucy joined The Guild of Super Evil, things have gone from bad to worse. The Guild has conquered even more alternate Earths throughout the Omniverse. Such alternate Earths and universes include Earth-0000 of the Marvel multiverse, Amber of the Chromnicle of Amber multiverse, Turtle-Prime of the TMNT multiverse, Flipside of All worlds (as seen on Super Paper Mario), an entire multiverse (the multiverse from the "The One") and Earth Prime of DC Hypertime (as seen on Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths), despite it being a barren wasteland. Other trans-dimensional governments have annexed to Vakudos' Empire, examples include the Kromagg Dynasty. Meanwhile, The Dept. of Hotness arrives at the Spy Next Door-verse to prevent it from being invaded by the Guild of Super Evil. Hottie and her team go to the CIA to warn them about the Guild. One of the agents, Colton James (played by Billy Ray Cyrus), suggest they know just the man that can help them, the only problem is that he's retired. This so called spy's name is Bob Ho (played by Jackie Chan). Colton visits Bob and asks him to come back to being a spy but he tells him he has a new life now with his wife and step-children. Bob soon changes his mind when he sees on CNN that numerous flying ships, which happened to be the Imperial Warships of Vakudos' Empire, are attacking major cities and national capitals around the globe. Meanwhile Chad & Jay Stevens, Chris Novak and Aileen join Team Dai-Gurren on the Arc-Gurren to look for reinforcements through the omniverse via Perceptual Teleportation. During their journey, Chad begins to develop feelings for Aileen despite still having a crush on Sharla, who already has a boyfriend (as seen in the episode "Enter Destiny"). Later on our heroes aboard the Arc-Gurren arrive at the Max Keeble's Big Move-verse. 12 years after the movie, Max Keeble (now 24) recently married Megan. Simon meets Max Keeble and sees potential in him, despite never fighting an evil empire before. He then asks Max that his team, the Department of Hotness, needs reinforcements. At first Max is confused, but then he thinks that that fighting bad guys and dimension traveling sounds pretty cool. He then joins Simon on the Arc-Gurren and takes off to The Spy Next Door-verse. Upon arriving to the Spy Next Door-verse, it's nothing but fighting and explosions. 90's Kid hands Max an AA-12 (the type of gun used in The Expendables). Max then begins blowing away Trashtors with his AA-12 with ease. Hottie, Bob Ho, armed with his gadgets, and Max Keeble join side by side and, with the rest of the Department of Hotness, fight off a horde of Trashtor. This battle gets even more epic with even more explosions as far as the eye can see. Hours later the our heroes drive the Guild out of The Spy Next Door-verse. In the end Max Keeble is made an honorary agent of the CIA and the United States government makes a giant statue of Hottie in Washington D.C. cause she's that awesome. To be continued...

Chapter 16

The Department of Hotness arrive at Stormalong Harbor at the Flapjack-verse. While there our heroes discover that Peppermint Larry, who is a member of the Guild of Super Evil, has taken over Stormalong. A group comprised of Hottie, Chad Stevens, Flapjack, Captain K'nuckles, Dexstar Boy of Wonder, the Powerpuff Girls and Sector V of KND. Peppermint Larry are then assisted by the new members of the Guild, Father (from Codename: Kids Next Door), Mandark, the Beat-Alls and an army of Horrors. Peppermint Larry also summons an army of Trashtors. Meanwhile on the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Clawdeen Wolf was talking to Blythe Baxter's furry friends and asked why they were afraid of werewolves (as seen in the Littlest Pet Shop episode "Door-Jammed") when she herself is a werewolf and have known each other for quite some time now? "Uhhhh, heck if I know" said Vinnie Terrio. Back at Stormalong Harbor, during the fight Kamen Rider Decade appears with some backup, it was the Makai Knights, Garo and Zero. In a matter of minutes the forces of G.O.S.E are defeated, but not before Peppermint Larry activates a series of sticky bomb underneath Stormalong Harbor and beams aboard an Imperial Warship with Candy Wife. Luckily our heroes were able to evacuate everyone with Bubbie's help before the bombs detonate and destroy Stormalong Harbor. Our heroes then try to find a new home for the citizens of Stormalong. Hottie then uses her belt buckle to transport a communicator and calls Leeron Litner aboard the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren and asks them if there's any habitable land near our location, Leeron then scans the planet, finds one and gives her the coordinates. Days later our heroes and the citizens of Stormalong finds an island, but it's no ordinary island, it's Candy Island. After all these years, Flapjack and K'nuckles have finally found Candy Island. The citizens of Stormalong then make Candy Island their new home. In the end Garo and Zero are recruited to the Department of Hotness. To be continued...

Chapter 17

"Act I"

The Dept. of Hotness arrive at the planet of Insanus at the Robotomy-verse. A landing party comprised of Hottie, Chad & Jay Stevens, Chris Novac, The Mane Six, Wreck-It Ralph Fix-It Felix, Blastus and Thrasher beams down to the surface. Our heroes soon discover that Insanus has been taken over by Megawatt, who happens to be a member of the Guild of Super Evil, and he, with the help of Trashtors, Cy-Bugs and Changelings, is building an armada that is set to launch to, and invade, the Earth of the Robotomy-verse. Our heroes then combat the Guild's army. Halfway during the battle Sora (from Kingdom Hearts) appears out of nowhere, destroys a bunch of Trashtors with his Keyblade and meets up with Hottie. Sora then tells her that many, including himself, are fighting the Guild throughout the omniverse and since the Dept. of Hotness has been fighting them the longest he wanted to give her this Keyblade Keychain to help her out, Sora then left the battle. This Keychain was no ordinary Keychain, it was the Ultima Keychain. Hottie then used her belt buckle to summon Nothung, she then tied the Keychain through, over and around the eye holes of the little skull on the pommel. Then all of a suddden, Hottie's sword transformed into an Ultima Weapon Keyblade AKA "Ultima Nothung". Hottie then transformed into Super Hottie Gold Mode an, with Ultima Nothung, destroyed a horde of Trashtors and defeated a swarm of Cy-Bugs and Changelings without breaking a sweat. The rest of our heroes took down the remaining Trashtors. Megawatt then proceeds to escape, Maimy asks Megawatt to take her with him but Megawatt coldly refuses as he, the Cy-Bugs and the Changelings beam back to the nearest Imperial Warship. Thrasher then sees a heartbroken Maimy and tries to comfort her, Maimy then kisses Thrasher and apologizes for being so cold to him in the past. In the end Insanus is liberated and Thrasher and Maimy have finally become boyfriend and girlfriend.

"Act II"

After the Battle of Insanus, the Dept. of Hotness arrive at the Megaman-verse, the future part to be precise) while there our heroes, comprised of Hottie, Chad & Jay Stevens and Chris Novac, meet up with Mega Man X, he tells Hottie that an evil organisation, the Guild, has rebuilt Sigma and tat he and his mavericks are wrecking havoc. Our heroes soon confront the rebuilt Sigma and an army of Mets and Mavericks. Hottie then transforms into Super Hottie, transports the Ultima Nothung and summons all members of the Department of Hotness, The Mavericks are defeated with ease. To be continued....

Chapter 18

The Dept. of Hotness arrive at a savage world of indeterminate time and place within the Gundarr-verse. While there a landing party comprised of Hottie, The Mane Six, Gundarr, Chad Stevens, Chris Novak and Jay Stevens starts exploring. Moments later an army of Trashtors led by Toddy the Wizard ambush our heroes, but our heroes fight back. Halfway during the battle, Cupcake Fury comes out of nowhere and teams up with The Mane Six in taking down the Guild's evil forces. Later on during the battle, a wizard who goes by the name Thaddeus C. DeCartoon appears out of nowhere via magical teleportastion, Thaddeus, or Tad for short, then uses his Sonic Screwdriver-modified Gaburevolver to transform into Kyoryu White. Kyoryu White then joins the rest of the heroes into battle. In a matter of minutes the Trashtors and destroyed and Gundarr, once again, points his gun at Toddy's face and pulls the trigger. In the end Gundarr and Cupcake Fury go off and get drunk (yet again). To be continued....

Chapter 19

Our heroes arrive at Earth Minor, the home universe of Chuck Norris and the cast of Epic Meal Time. While there our heroes eventually learned that the Guild of Super Evil have kidnapped President Obama and replaced him with a Changeling, the United States then now become a dictatorship and has annexed to Vakudos' Empire. Our heroes also learn that the Guild is planning to steal the world's supply of bacon, Harley Morenstein is not impressed. Our heroes stop at Harley's place so that he and his crew can get their weapons. The Epic Meal Time crew then go into an elevator hidden behind a wall. The elevator then goes down into a huge underground bunker that houses an arsenal of weapons and a tank. Weapons include AA-12s Heckler & Koch G36Cs, Beretta 92FSs, Noveske Rifleworks Diplomats, M79 Grenade Launchers, Arsenal Shipkas, AKMs, Cold Steel Espadas, Gil Hibben Bowie Knives, Throwing knives, Shurikens and AKMSUs. The Dept. of Hotness then head to Washington D.C. so they can overthrow the Changeling Obama. Our heroes are soon up to their armpits in Trashtors. Boom Boom came out of nowhere and punched Axe Cop. The punch however hurts Boom Boom's fist and he went off crying. Some of Axe Cop's blood got onto Muscles Glasses and his hair, clothes & sunglasses gains golden and he gained magnitude of power, Muscles Glasses has become "Ultimate Muscles Glasses". With Ultimate Muscles Glasses on the Dept. of Hotness side, they are 20% more invincible. After an epic battle the army of Trashtors are demolished and the Changeling Obama is kicked out of the White House, therefore liberating America. In the end our heroes find and rescue the real Barack Obama being held hostage on an Imperial Warship. To be continued...

Chapter 20

"Act I"

Desperate to destroy Hottie and the Dept. of Hotness, Emperor Vakudos hires the Nocturnus Clan led by Imperator Pir'Oth Ix to do it for him. Vakudos then pays him in seven Sol Emeralds that will give him enough power to transform into Super Ix. Having grown even more power hungry than the last time we saw him, Pir'Oth Ix decides to borrow an Imperial Warship and dimension hop to a dimension to find it. The ship then arrives at Equestria where the Nocturnus Clan invades Canterlot, while inside the royal castle, Pir'Oth Ix discovers a safe located in the basement, after he cracks it open he finds an amulet, it is the Alicorn Amulet. Pir'Oth Ix then takes the amulet and flees. Princess Celestia, who just woke up from her nap, goes into her basement and is shocked to see the Alicorn Amulet missing. Meanwhile our heroes, who are still in Earth Minor, are in Paris fighting the imperial army of the Guild, during the fight Sonic the Hedgehog appears out of nowhere using a Timer (a device used to travel through dimensions as seen on the TV show "Sliders"), he then meets up with Hottie, who has transformed into Super Hottie Gold Mode, and gives her seven Chaos Emeralds knowing she needs them more than him. Sonic then "Slides" back into his own universe to battle the Guild that has also invaded his world. With the power of the Emeralds Hottie then transforms into Super Hottie 3, which looks like a Super Saiyan 3. Super Hottie 3, with the help of her team, then curb stomps the entire evil army without breaking a sweat. Moments later Pir'Oth, as Super Ix, appears out of nowhere. Super Ix then pulls out the Alicorn Amulet, Twilight Sparkle is horrified to see him possessing the amulet. With the power of both the Sol Emeralds and the Alicorn Amulet, Super Ix then becomes a powerful being named Enerjak. Super Hottie 3 then procedes to fight Enerjak but he sends her flying by flicking her on the forehead, luckily Wreck-It Ralph was able to catch her. Skips tries to take down Enerjak himself but get's knocked out with a tap on the head. Enerjak then curb stomps the rest of the Dept. of Hotness. Outmatched, our heroes then retreat, for now. Meanwhile on the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, our heroes try to figure out how to defeat Enerjak. All of a sudden our heroes are visited by Tad who magically teleports onto the spaceship. He then reveals to Hottie that in order to defeat Enerjak, she must become "Super Hottie God", a super transformation that surpasses Super Hottie 3, but in order to do so the Spiral power of six Memetic Bad@$$es, including Hottie herself, must be infused for her in order to achieve this power. After offering his help Tad teleports away. Chuck Norris and Axe Cop, in his Axe Cop With Lemon form, are among the Memetic Bad@$$es recruited. Simon then hops aboard his Arc-Gurren and travels the omniverse looking for worthy Memetic Bad@$$es. Moments later Simon returns with Mr. T, Segata Sanshiro and The Angry Video Game Nerd. With the combined Spiral Energy of herself as Super Hottie 3, Chuck Norris, Axe Cop With Lemon, Mr. T, Segata Sanshiro and The Angry Video Game Nerd, Hottie then becomes Super Hottie God. With her new power, Super Hottie God teleports to Enerjak's location and knocks him out cold just by flicking him on the forehead. The Nocturnus Tribe then tries to attack Super Hottie God but she sends then all flying with her telekinesis. Super Hottie God then takes the Sol Emeralds and Alicorn Amulet from Enerjak, turning him back to Imerator Ix. In the end Hottie gives Sonic the Chaos Emeralds back to him since she doesn't need them anymore as she can now transform into Super Hottie God without them.

"Act II"

Kamen Rider Black RX and Shadow Moon are once again duking it out, only this time it is in the World of Trophies, Shadow Moon is once again after Black RX's Kingstone (or the two halves cut in half). But little do they realise that they are both being used by Emperor Vakudos so that he can claim both Black and Shadow Moon's Kingstones. Black defeats Shadow Moon but refuses to kill him. In the end Doktor G (AKA Narutaki) appears, kills Shadow Moon and takes his Kingstone. Doktor G transforms into Kani Laser then attacks Black RX but Black RX transforms into Robo Rider and curb stomps him, after the beatdown Doktor G retreats. In the end Doktor G present Vakudos with Shadow Moon's Kingstone. To be continued...

Chapter 21

"Act I"

Ever since Hottie acquired her Super Hottie God transformation, the Dept. of Hottness has become invincible. Our heroes have been mopping the floor with the Guild all over the omniverse. Getting fed up with the countless defeats, Nautaki AKA Doktor G, the leader of Dai-Shocker, decides to take matter into his own hands. With their Crisis Fortress, Dai-Shocker attacks the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, but since the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren is the size of the moon, the attack is a minor one in comparison. Moments later Dai-Shocker boards the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren uninvited. The invasion crew is comprised of Doktor G, Apollo Geist, General Shadow, General Jark, Doras, N-Daguva-Zeba, El of the Ground, the Orphnoch King, Joker Undead, Gryllus Worm, Bat Fangire, the Alligator Imagin, Ten-Faced Demon Llumu Qhimil, te Weather Dopant, Mezool and a horde of Dai-Shocker Combatmen, Destron Combatmen, Dogma Fighters & Chaps. Also assisting Dai-Shocker was a horde of Trashtors. "Intruder alert!" said Aileen. Hottie and a handful of the Dept. of Hotness soon confront Dai-Shocker. This so called handful is comprised of Axe Cop, Gokai Silver, Tyrano Ranger, the Megarangers, the Gingamen, the Abarangers, the Dekarangers, the Magirangers, Bouken Red, the Gekirangers, Go-on Red, Shinken Red, the Goseigers, Kamen Rider Stronger, Kamen Rider Den-O, Kamen Rider Kiva, Kamen Rider Decade, Kamen Rider Double, Kamen Rider OOO, Kamen Rider Fourze, Kamen Rider Wizard, Llyod Garmadon, the Mario Brothers and Linkara. Before the battle starts, our heroes then transform into their Super Modes. Hottie transforms into Super Hottie God, Axe Cop transforms into Axe Cop With Lemon, Gokai Silver transforms into Gokai Silver Gold Mode, Tyrano Ranger transforms into Armed Tyrano Ranger, the Megarangers transform into their Mega Tector forms, the Gingamen transform into their Mega Armor Shine modes, Aba Red transforms into AbareMax while the rest of the Abarangers transform into their Abare Modes, DekaRed transforms into his Battlizer mode while the rest of the Dekarangers transform into their SWAT Modes, the Magirangers transform into their Legend Forms, Bouken Red transforms into Acceltector mode, the Gekirangers transform into the Super Gekirangers, Go-On Red transforms into Hyper Go-On Red, Shinken Red transforms into Super Shinken Red, the Goseigers transform into the Super Goseigers, Kamen Rider Stronger transforms into his Charge Up form, Den-O transforms into his Super Climax Form, Kiva transforms into his DoGaBaKi Emperor Form, Decade transforms into his Complete Form, Double transforms into his CycloneJoker Gold Xtreme form, OOO transforms into his Super Tatoba Combo, Fourze transforms into his Meteor Fusion States, Wizard transforms into his Infinity Style, Lloyd Garmadon transforms into the Ultimate Spinjitzu Master, the Mario Bros. transforms into Gold Mario & Silver Luigi and Linkara transforms into Zeo Likara and then into Armed Zeo Linkara. And just like that our heroes over power Dai-Shocker. Most of the members were destroyed, Hottie however didn't kill any of them, just beat them on an inch of their lives while the rest finished the job. The rest retreat while Doktor G decides to stay and fight, he then transforms into KaniGami Beam and fought Hottie but is no match against her Super Hottie God form and is beaten into submissions in just a few seconds. A bruised and battered Doktor G then reverts back into Narutaki and disappears. In the end Dai-Shocker becomes defunct, the Destron Combatmen and Dogma Fighters however remain members of Emperor Vakudos' Imperial Army. Meanwhile Toddy the Wizard takes the Crisis Fortress himself and takes it on a joyride only to crash it moments later.

"Act II"

Next up our heroes get involves in the world of Gachimuchi aka Wrestling Series, where we see Billy Herrington the Forest Fairy is on the move to rescue the captured fellow wrestlers such as Danny Lee (aka Kazuya Kiyoshi) and other buffed men in Gachimuchi Series from Van Darkholme (aka TDN Kosugi) who worked under the Guild. In the end TDN Kosugi challenges Hottie to a match, the two enter the ring, Hottie transforms into Super Hottie God, Super Hottie God knocks out TDN Kosugi by tapping him on the head, the rest of the Dept. of Hotness rescues the wrestlers, end of story. To be continued...

Chapter 22

The Guild of Super Evil have recently recruited Space Shocker into their ranks, replacing Dai-Shocker in the process. Meanwhile The Dept. of Hotness arrive at the Mazinger Z-verse so that they can protect it from the Guild. While there, our heroes meet up with Koji Kabuto who has long since retired from piloting Maazinger Z. When a fleet of Imperial Warships, Borg Cubes and Bowser's Airships start attacking, Kouju decides to once again pilot Mazxinger Z, he rushes over to the Hover Pilder but as he flies halfway to Mazinger Z, he is hit by a Gunskipper and the Hover Pilder comes crashing down. Although Kouji survived he is injured and his Hover Pilder is destroyed, therefore no one can pilot Mazinger Z. Hottie then comes up with an idea, a Lagann could substitute for the Hover Pilder. Hottie looks to Chad Stevens to use his personal Lagann to pilot Mazinger Z (FYI, all members of the Dept. of Hotness has their own personal Lagann so that they can combine their Spiral Energy to form Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann), Chad is nervous about the idea at first but then is best friend, Chris Novac, convinces him otherwise. Chad then beams back to the Super Galaxy Da-Gurren, fetches his Lagann, then beams back down to Earth. Chan then combines his Lagann with Mazinger Z. But something happens, after being exposed to Spiral Energy, Mazinger Z then transforms into Mazinkaiser. Kamek arrives and enlarges a Mecha-Koopa. Hottie, along with Chuck Norris, decides to join the fight with their Grapeal Lagann. Hottie then transforms into Super Hottie God, giving the Grapearl Lagann a boost of power. Grapearl Lagann and Mazinkaiser then battle the giant Mecha-Koopa. In the end Mecha-Koopa was no match for the two super robots and was taken down with ease. In the end Kouji decides to give Chad Mazinger Z, knowing that it would be useful in fighting against the Guild. To be continued...

Chapter 23

"Act I"

The Dept. of Hotness arrive in Cyberspace AKA the internet itself. While there our heroes discovers that the Imperial Armada, an armada composed of Imperial Warships, Borg Cubes enhanced with interdimensional travel technology and Bowser's Airship, have swarmed the internet. It is revealed that Emperor Vakudos is planning on hijacking the author's DeviantART, FanFiction.Net and Fanfiction Wiki accounts so that he can alter this story so that he will win instead of the good guys. It is also revealed that the Brotherhood of Evil has quit The Guild on the count of the constant defeats after Hottie could transform into Super Hottie God, replacing them is Trigon. Trigon then prepares to fight Hottie but not before Hottie transforms into her Super Hotie God form. She also enlists the help of Chad Stevens, Chris Novac and Jay Stevens. Super Hottie God uses her Super Transformation bestowment on Chad, Jay and Chris, transforming them into Super Chad, Super Jay and Super Chris. Super Jay and Super Chris both look like Super Sonic/Super Saiyans while Super Chad looks like Super Knuckles. The combined forces of Super Hottie God, Super Chad, Super Jay and Super Chris take down Trigon with ease. In the end our heroes drive both Trigon and the Imperial Armada out of the internet, saving this fanfiction.

"Act II"

Kick Hopper now is in soul-searching adventure after the loss of his partner, Punch Hopper. But suddenly, he sees Punch Hopper before him! Could it be fake clone made by the Guild, or he is really revived? Later on it turns out to be neither at this PunchHopper is nothing more than a Changeling sent out to infiltrate the Super Galaxxy Dai-Gurren. After the Changeling exposes himself by accident, he runs off realising the mission was a failure. Hottie comes up to a devastated KickHopper and comforts him with a hug, KickHopper starts to feel better now. To be continued....

Chapter 24

"Act I"

On the Fortress-ship a Koopa Troopa announces the arrival of Princess Lotora. Lotora is the beautiful but evil 18 year old daughter of Emperor Vakudos. The evil princess runs up a hugs her dad, but not before yelling at a Goomba to get her a bottle of bubbly water. Alot of the male Guild members are going gaga over the evil princess, but that soon ends when the emperor threatens them with bodily harm unless they stop with all the gawking. Meanwhile, the Dept. of Hotness arrive at the Axe Cop-verse to defend it against the Guild of Super Evil. While there our heroes are ambushed by an army of Trashtors led by Dr. Stinky Head. Once again the Trashtors are no match for our heroes and they are demolished. Dr. Stinky Head then pulls out a power crystal that summons, and controls, Chthulu himself. Hottie transforms into Super Hottie God while Axe Cop transforms into Axe Cop With Lemon once again. Chthulu goes after Super Hottie God but Super Hottie God knocks out Chthulu with one punch in the face. To combat Axe Cop With Lemon, Dr. Stinky Head sucks on a radioactive lime transforming him into Dr. Stinky Head With Lime. Dr. Stinky Head With Lime has huge muscles and a sword with a slice of lime in it. Axe Cop With Lemon and Dr. Stinky Head With Lime duke it out but they are evenly matched. Super Hottie God uses her Super Transformation bestowment on Axe Cop With Lemon, transforming him into Axe Cop With Lemon 2. Axe Cop With Lemon 2 resembles Axe Cop With Lemon but with the hair of a Super Saiyan (despite Axe Cop not having hair under his hat). In just one minute, Axe Cop With Lemon curb stomps Dr. Stinky Head With Lime, transforming him back to normal.

"Act II"

A Prank war between Angry Birds and the Bad Green Piggies as emerged. As the Bad Piggies used a mean prank to kidnap Blue Birds, the Angry Birds now is unable to make great prank against Bad Piggies. That's when Gumball came to help. Gumball uses every prank seen in The Amazing World of Gumball episode "The Prank" was used on those pigs. In the end the Pig King uses a Magic Potion he borrowed from Bowser to create a door to Subspace, he and his army soon escapes. To be continued...

Chapter 25

"Act I"

After the events of Act II in the lst chapter, the Dept. of Hotness join forces with the Angry Birds and decide to storm the Fortress-ship in order to rescue the Blue Birds. Our heroes attack the Fortress-ship, which was located with rest of the Imperial Army invading Brussels, Belgium. While inside the Fortress-ship they look for, and found, the brig with the held captive Blue Birds. While rescuing the Blue Birds, Hottie decides this is their chance to take down Emperor Vakudos once and for all. Both the Gorangers and the Seven Legendary Riders have found Vakudos' throne room with the emperor himself sitting on his throne. Both the Gorangers and Riders attack Vakudos but Vakudos fends all of them off at once while still sitting on his throne, it takes Hottie using her Super Hottie God mode to force him off his throne. Emperor Vakudos soon takes the fight to solid ground, he then takes his cane and pulls out a hidden sword that fires beams when swung. The combined forces of the entire Department of Hotness and Angry Birds take on Emperor Vakudos, but with his near-invincible armor made out of Supermantium and master swordsman ship, the evil emperor takes on then all and beats half of them. The Hulk overpowers him but cannot dent his indestructible armor. Super Hottie God uses her belt buckle to summon her Ultima Nothung sword. Super Hottie God and Emperor Vakudos then dukes it out in an all out epic battle. Halfway during the battle Super Hottie God uses her sword to slice Vakudos' sword in half and dents his armor with one punch, Vakudos shoots Super Hottie God with fireballs out of his shoulders and fire lasers out of his fingers but they don't even harm her thanks to her invulnerability. In the end, Hottie rips open Vakudos' helmet with her heat vision and send him flying by flicking him in the forehead. "Why do you have to be such a bad guy?"says Hottie to a defeated Vakudos. Vakudos then says he can't help being evil. Vakudos then tells the story of how he be became evil. He was once a nice kid who got bit by a radioactive garden snake, being bit by that radioactive snake turned him from being good to evil, when he grew up he became the dictator of his hometown which he rebuilt into a metropolis, declared it into a sovereign nation/city-state and named Empire City. Empire City then got sucked up into a trans-dimensional vortex after someone overcooked microwaved popcorn on a full moon. Empire City then wound up in the center of a strange dimension called the Midnight Cage. Vakudos then later declared himself emperor of the Midnight Cage and, with the help of Dr. Beesano's technology, started conquer over 150 alternate Earth thus starting his empire. Axe Cop then agrees to cure Vakudos of his radioactive snake evil by giving him grape-flavored radioactive snake antidote. Vakudos then drinks the antidote and becomes good again. Vakudos, who is glad to be a good guy gain, asks if he has another one for his daughter since she inherited from him and he knows that there is good in her? Axe Cop then tells Vakudos that he only had the one antidote. Disappointed but refusing to give up on his daughter Vakudos decides to travel the Omniverse in hopes to find another cure. He then pulls out a Timer and slides to whatever universe he bumps into. In the end Tad appears and hijacks and keeps the Fortress-ship for himself, renaming it the Comicron-3.

"Act II"

Gavan Type G along with other Space Sheriffs, Sharivan and Shaider are tasked to... Execute Hottie! What's going on in this fiasco? Hopefully it's some kind of mistake. It turns out it is. The Space Sheriffs have all been brainwashed by Carmen Cole, using the same king of mid control she used in the 1st Hottie book. Hottie transformed into Super Hottie God but refused to fight them, The Space Sheriffs however are haveing a hard time attacking her on the count of her invincibility and invulnerability. Super Hottie God then uses her reality warping powers to remove their mind control. A confused Gavan Type G asks Super Hotie God what happened, Super Hottie God then tells them that they were under mind control. Meanwhile at Empire City, A coronation is being held for Princess Lotora, or should I say Empress Lotora. Using trans-dimensional hacking technology created by Dr. Beesano, every TV, radio, computer and smartphone throughout the omniverse, minus Earth Prime (our universe), has be hijacked and is broadcasting the coronation of the new monarch of the Guild of Super Evil. The Department of Hotness are watching the coronation too and they are shocked. To be continued....

Chapter 26

"Act I"

The Department of Hotness arrive at the My Life as a Teenage Robot-veres. While there, Axe Cop holds "try outs" in order to add more members to the already "large in numbers" Department of Hotness. The only one who shows up to these try outs is XJ-9 AKA Jenny Wakeman. "What can you do?" says Axe Cop. "This!" says Jenny as a bunch of weapons pop out of her body. "Your in" says Axe Cop as he shakes Jenny's hand. Axe Cop beams with Jenny onto the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, while there Jenny meets alot of heroes. "So many heroes from so many dimensions! This is pretty cool!" says Jenny. Moments later Jenny meets the leader of the Department of Hotness herself, Hottie. "Wow! you are like the coolest superhero I have ever met" says Jenny to Hottie after observing her. "Thank you" said Hottie. Moments later Leeron Litner alerts eveybody of the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren that the armada of the Guild of Super Evil has invaded Earth. Jenny notices that some of the ships in the armada are Cluster warships. Our heroes beam down to Tremorton to battle the Guild. Today's leader of the invasion force just happens to be Queen Vexus herself, who has recently joined the Guild. Vexus then summons an army of Trashtors and Cluster beetles to fight the Dept. of Hotness but are no match for the Dept. of Hotness. Hottie transforms into Super Hottie God and uses her telekinesis to smash up a bunch of Trashtors into a ball of metal, everyone else just fought and defeated a bunch of Trashtors. The Cluster beetles try to attack Super Hottie God but Super Hottie God blows them away with her air power. Super Hottie God then uses her Super Transformation bestowment on Jenny, transforming her into Power-Up Jenny. Power-Up Jenny then clobbers Vexus without breaking a sweat. A beaten and battered Vexus, as well as the rest of The Cluster beetles, then start to retreat. In the end Jenny is now a new member of the Dept. of Hotness.

"Act II"

Momotaros and Imagin gang met Om Nom, and he asked the Imagins to feed his ancestors with most delicious candy in their time. So, they boarded DenLiner to travel along the time! And they met New Den-O and Teddy in future timeline to help them feed the great-great-grandson of Om Nom with non-synthetic candy, which is very rare in this timeline. And they'll gain a prize. What is it? To be continued....

Chapter 27

Last chapter Om Nom was gonna give Momotaros and the other Taros a prize after feeding his ancestors with themost delicious candy in their time, which they did. And that prize is..... copies of Axe Cop: Bad Guy Earth autographed by Ethan Nicolle himself and they each get their own copy. Meanwhile The Department of Hotness arrives at the Super Sentai-verse. While there Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop, holds "try outs" for new recruits for the Dept. of Hotness. Many legendary tokusatsu heroes are lined up for the try outs. Examples include Kikaider, Kikaider 01, Inazuman, Zubat, the Space Sheriffs, the Go-Busters, Juspion, Robotack and the Kyoryugers. Axe Cop then advises Hottie to add the Kyoryugers to the team because they have a dinosaur motif and dinosaurs are cool. Hottie then picks the Kyoryugers to join the Dept. of Hotness. Moments later the Deboss Army attacks. Other then Zorima, the Deboss Army also have Trashtora among their ranks as they reveal themselves as new members of the Guild of Super Evil. "Keep Smiling! says Candelilla to our heroes, "I'll chop your smile off!" says Axe Cop to Candelilla. Our heroes then battle the horde of Trashtors, half way during the battle Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Gold Mode and uses her power over metal to overpower the Trashtors. A quarter way during the battle Super Hottie Gold Mode transforms into Super Hottie God and Axe Cop, with the power of a Magic Pendant (that's how Axe Cop transforms in this fan fiction) into Axe Cop With Lemon. With the combined powers of Super Hottie God, Axe Cop With Lemon and The Kyoryugers, both the Trashtors and the Deboss Army are taken down with ease. Suddenly, Kamek appears out of nowhere and enlarges a single Trashtor. Chad Stevens, with his Mazinkaiser, and Kamen Rider Wizard arrive to help out the rest of our heroes. Chad transforms his Mazinkaiser into a robot arm that shifts from animated to live action while Wizard uses Miracle Ring to summon Wizardragon from his Underworld and uses Miracle Combination to combine his Wizardragon with Gabutyra, Mazinkaiser also combines with Gabutyra. With the new Kyoryuzin combo, the giant Trashtor is destroyed after one action packed minute. In the end the Kyoryugers are the new members of the Department of Hotness. To be continued....

Chapter 28

"Act I"

Chuck Norris announces that he is leaving the Department of Hotness so that he can go to East St. Louis, IL in Earth Minor (his home universe) and fight the Dinosaur Mafia. After that the Department of Hotness go to a random universe, namely Earth-35263 of the Marvel multiverse, so that Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop, can hold try outs for a new pilot for the Grapearl MK-II (and co-pilot for the Grapearl Lagann). Many Marvel superheros line up for the try outs. Examples include She-Hulk, Flatman, Texas Twister and Captain Ultra. They are all eventually rejected The last one to show up to the try outs is Squirrel Girl. Squirrel Girl's audition consisted of her sliding into the center of the audition area and shouting, "Ta-da!", with her squirrels both accompanying her and swarming the table at which Hottie and Axe Cop were sitting, "You're in" says Axe Cop as he shakes Squirrel Girl's hand. In the end Squirrel Girl become's the new co-pilot for Grapearl Lagann and an honorary member of the Department of Hotness.

"Act II"

In Earth Minor, a team of superheroes named the Justice Legion (formerly known as Justice Unit Patrol Squad) are fighting the forces of the Guild of Super Evil in New York City. The Justice Legion is comprised of Marvelous Man (the leader), Nite Bat, The Comic, Ramses, the Spandex Spectre and Mr. X. After the epic battle the Justice Legion is approached by Tad. C. DeCartoon. Tad then give the super team five magic pendants and the Magic Golden Axe With Lemon, a magic fireman axe made of gold (actually a gold titanium alloy) with a golden lemon wedge in it, that will aid them in fighting The Guild. When Marvelous Man picks up the Magic Golden Axe With Lemon he becomes "Marvelous Man With Lemon", changing his super suit from blue to gold and increasing his power. Nite Bat puts on his magic pendant and transforms into "Nite Bat Fire", giving him pyrokinesis and an aura made of fire. The Comic puts on his magic pendant and transforms into Comic Lava Bull, transforming him into a bull with lava red-colored fur and giving him the power to spit lava. Mr. X puts on his magic pendant thus transforming him into "Mr. X With Lime" making his mask, fedora and trenchcoat gold-colored and giving him superpowers. Mr. X With Lime's weapon is a meat cleaver with a lime wedge in it. The Spandex Spectre puts on her magic pendent thus transforming her into Spandex Specter Ice, turning her super suit ice blue, increasing her magic-based powers and giving her ice powers. And last but not least, Ramses put's on his magic pendant thus transforming him into Ramses Gold, turning his entire body gold (yet still mobile) and giving him the power to shoot golden fireballs. With their new "Super Modes", the new and improved Justice Legion travel the omniverse, with the help of Marvelous Man's teleportation power, so that they help the Dept. of Hotness fight The Guild. To be continued....

Chapter 29

The Department of Hotness arrive at the Gravity Falls-verse. While there our heores discover that Big Gideon AKA Gideon Graves and 'Lil Gideon (who is also a member of the Guild of Super Evil) are trying to summon and control two Eldritch Abominations, with the help of the Necronomicon, Cthulhu (not the same Cthulhu from chapter 24) and Yog Sothoth. Since Yog Sothoth's true form cannot be grasp, he takes the form of 90s Kid as a Gravity Falls toon but with red glowing eyes and the voice of a Goa'uld host. As soon as the two monsters appear, Lil Gideon uses the Necrnomicon to control them. Hottie then transforms into Super Hottie God, now renamed "Super Hottie Goddess" for obvious reasons, Scott Pilgrim sucks on a radioactive lemon and transforms into "Scott Pilgrim With Lemon", giving him Super Saiyan hair and a lemon wedge in his Power of Love sword, Axe Cop's pet dinosaur, Wexter, breathes fire on Mabel Pines so that she can transform into "Mabel Pines Fire" and Axe Cop gives Dipper Pines a magic gold (actually a gold mythril alloy) sword. When Dipper uses the sword he transforms into "Dinner Pines Lava Bull". The two Gideons then send out an army of Trashtors to attack our heroes, an epic battle ensues. Mabel Pines Fire uses her fire breath and a bunch of Trashtors while Scott Pilgrim With Lemon and Dipper Pines Lava Bull uses their swords to chop up Trashtors. Dipper Pines Lava Bull can also spit lava and uses it against the evil robot army. Super Hottie Goddess then procedes to fight Cthulhu and Yog Sothoth, Super Hottie Goddess knocks out Cthulhu with one punch, Yog Sothoth then transforms into a dragon and eats Super Hottie Goddess but spits her out because she's too spicy for him. Super Hottie Goddess, Scott Pilgrim With Lemon, Mabel Pines Fire, and Dipper Pines Lava Bull then fights and overpowers Yog Sothoth. In the end Chthulhu and Yog Sothoth are thrown back into the dimension from wench they came from. To be continued...

Chapter 30

Luigi leads a team comprised of Jay Stevens, Mabel Pines, Stacey Pilgrim, Flute Cop AKA Dinosaur Warrior, Cindy (from A Kind of Magic), Darwin Watterson, Jake the Dog, Nya AKA Samurai X, Bubbles (from The Powerpuff Girls) and XJ-1 to rescue Princess Daisy, who has been captured for unknown reasons, from Super Alcatraz, a prison floating in the center of a pocket dimension under the control of the Guild of Super Evil. The warder of Super Alcatraz is the Shellcreeper King and the guards are all Shellcreepers (enemies from Mario Bros.), Trahtors were guards too. Team Luigi storm Super Alcatraz, which looks like the layout of Mario Bros., and fought all the Shellcreepers and Trashtors. Luigi finds a Gold Flower and becomes Silver Luigi, Jay Stevens finds a Fire Flower and becomes Fire Jay, Mabel Pines finds a Boomerang Flower and becomes Boomerang Mabel, Stacey Pilgrim finds a Statue Leaf and becomes Statue Stacey, Dinosaur Warrior finds a Invincibility Leaf and becomes White Raccoon Dinosaur Warrior, Cindy finds a Mini Mushroom and becomes Mini Cindy, Darwin Watterson finds a Super Leaf and becomes Raccoon Darwin & everyone else gets a Star and becomes invincible. Silver Luigi fires silver fireballs at a bunch of Trashtors, turning them into coins. In a matter of action packed minutes the all the Trashtors at Super Alcatraz are destroyed while the Shellcreepers just retreat. Our heroes finally reach Shellcreeper King. White Raccoon Dinosaur Soldier charges at Shellcreeper King but Shellcreeper King simply punches him but not without hurting his fist. Some of White Raccoon Dinosaur Soldier's blood get's on Silver Luigi, thus transforming him into "Fire Luigi 3", which resembles Fire Luigi but with Super Saiyan 3 hair. Super Luigi 3 then fights and defeats Shellcreeper King without breaking a sweat. In the end our heroes free Mario, as well as a bunch of other good guys imprisioned in Super Alccatraz. To be continued....

Chapter 31

Alison Cole, AKA the 1st Hottie, and her friends are back from graduation. After the return of Hottie I, Robynne AKA Hottie II returns to Holford in the Out There-verse. Alison also reveals that she's gonna go to college online in the fall so that he'll have more time fighting evil as Hottie. As she once again dons the Hottie suit, she gives Kamina's sunglasses back to Simon saying she prefers her black vintage Chanel sunglasses. She also replaces her wrist watch (which transforms her into Super Hottie) and H-Taros with two magic pendants. One magic pendant transforms her into Super Hottie and the other, the Gold Magic Pendant, transforms her into Super Hottie Gold Mode. Chad Stevens tell Alison all the stuff that's happen since she was gone, including the new members, Empress Lotora and Robynne's Super Hottie Goddess transformation. Axe Cop then advises Alison that in order to combat the Guild of Super Evil more efficiently, she too must transform into Super Hottie Goddess. Simon then hops onto his Arc-Gurren and takes off to parts unknown. Moments later he's back with Sonic the Hedgehog with all seven Chaos Emeralds in his possession, Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Segata Sanshiro and the Angry Video Game Nerd. First Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Gold Mode, then Sonic gives Alison the Chaos Emeralds so that she can transform into Super Hottie 3, giving her Super Saiyan 3 hair and a golden aura. Axe Cop then sucks on a lemon from his home universe, transforming him into Axe Cop With Lemon. Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Segata Sanshiro, the Angry Video Game Nerd and Axe Cop With Lemon then begin infuse their Spiral Energy with Super Hottie 3's, transforming her into Super Hottie Goddess, giving herreddish-purple colored hair and an explosive, flame-like aura. "Wow! You look like a Super Saiyan God from that new Dragon Ball Z movie" said David Eels. Suddenly out of nowhere an Airship with an army of Goombas led by Goomboss invade the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren but is cut short short after Super Hottie Goddess drives them off with her awesome power. To be continued...

Chapter 32

The Department of Hotness arrive at the Wizarding world at the Harry Potter universe. While there Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop, holds tryouts for new team members. The only one the show up at the try outs is Harry Potter himself. Hottie is surprised to see Harry Potter in person since he's a storybook character in her universe. "Your in!" says Hottie as she shook Harry's hand. Harry asked if the members of the defunct Dumbledore's Army could join the Department of Hotness, "Sure, why not" said Axe Cop. Many moments later Dumbledore's Army is reformed and they all join the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, in Limbo, a squad of of Boos and Greenies, Led by King Boo, retrieve the broken and mangled soul of of Lord Voldemort trapped there. King Boo then took the soul and placed it in a cloned body made from DNA retrieved from Voldemort's corpse. The Dark Lord was back from the dead but refuses to take orders from a Muggle (Empress Lotora), Carmen then uses her mind control technology (as seen in the 1st Hottie book) integrated in her cyborg body on Voldemort, brainwashing him into being loyal to the evil Empress, the same thing was done to the remnants of the Death Eaters, they were all captured and brainwashed into being loyal members of the Guild of Super Evil. Meanwhile, on the Super Galaxy Dai Gurren, Harry meets other magic users within the Department of Hotness such as Kamen Rider Wizard and the Magirangers. Meanwhile the Guild have invaded the Wizarding world. Our heroes beam down from the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren and prepare for battle. Harry is shocked to see that Lord Voldemort has come back to life. Kamen Rider Wizard then transform into Infinity Style and faces Voldemort head on. Voldemort uses Cruciatus Curse on Infinity Style Wizard but it has no effect on him, The Ringed Wizard then kickes the wand right out of his hand. Hottie then transformed into Super Hottie Goddess and fought a hoard of Death Eaters, they all tried to use the killing curse on her but since she's immortal in this form the curse has no effect on her. She then uses her telekinesis to cut all the Death Eater's wands in half. Outmatched and defeated, the Guild retreated. To be continued....

Chapter 33

During a fight against Carmen, Hottie, in her Super Hottie Gold Mode transformation, had both her black vintage Chanel sunglasses and Golden Magic Pendant smashed, without the Golden Magic Pendant transforming she reverts from Super Hottie Gold Mode to normal Hottie, thank goodness she still had her H-Taros. She didn't need the Golden Magic Pendant anyway as she could still transform into Super Hottie Goddess without any kind of trinket. Super Hottie Goddess then destroyed Carmen's cyborg body leaving only her head, she was still alive though. A Trahtor picked up Carmen's head and beamed back onto the nearest Imperial Warship. Meanwhile on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Simon heard that Hottie had her sunglasses broke so he once again give's her Kamina's sunglasses, he kept them just in case something like this happened. Meanwhile Abbey Bominable has decided to resign from being an honorary member of the Department of Hotness and pilot of the Lazengann Mk-II, saying that the death defying adventures are to much for her. The Department of Hotness then head to a random universe in a random multiverse, namely the Dragon Ball universe. While there Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop, hold try out for a new pilot for Lazengann Mk-II. Many have lined up for the try outs, examples include Sourman and Hercule. All of them rejected by Axe Cop except one, Goku himself. "Your in" says Axe Cop as he shakes Goku's hand. In the end Goku becomes the new pilot of the Lazengann Mk-II. To be continued...

Chapter 34

After many defeats at the hands of the Department of Hotness, Dr. Beesano retires from supervillainy and resigns from the Guild of Super Evil. Meanwhile Empress Lotora recruits a new mac scientist among her ranks, his name is Dr. Madmind. Meanwhile, on the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Chad Stevens is still heartbroken after Sharla Lemoyne broke up with him in the Out There episode "Viking Days". Aileen, seeing that Chad is unhappy tries, walks up to him and tries to comfort her, the two then start to bond. In the end Chad kisses Aileen's cheek, and then after that Aileen grabs Chad and gives him a big kiss on the lips, and then after that the two hug. To be continued.....

Chapter 35

The Department of Hotness arrives at the Arrested Develpoment-verse. While there our heroes meet the Bluth family, who are shocked to see them on the count of most of the team being cartoon characters. Scott Pilgrim meets George Michael Bluth and both are surprised that they both have the same voice. Agent Xero meets Ann Veal and is also surprised that they both have the same voice. Scott then suddenly realises that both Xero and Ann also sound like Roxie Richter, one of Ramona's Evil Exes. Hottie reveals to the Bluths that the Koopalings, who are members of the Guild of Super Evil cause the Koopa Troop is part of their army, has easily conquered their world, "That's funny, I haven't heard of anything like that on the news" said Michael Bluth, cut to Michael turning on the TV and seeing a broadcast of Lemmy Koopa announcing himself as the new President of the United States, "Hi, I'm in charge now. But there's no more rules or laws, so go crazy, I'll even stop people who try to uphold the law. PS, the rest of my Koopaling siblings have conquered the rest of the world as well" said President Lemmy. It's turns out that Lemmy Koopa was right, Roy Koopa has conquered China, Larry Koopa has conquered Austrailia, Wendy O. Koopa has conquered the United Kingdom, Ludwig Von Koopa has conquered Ethiopia, Morton Koopa Jr. has conquered Antarctica and Iggy Koopa has conquered Peru. Meanwhile G.O.B. (George Oscar Bluth Jr.) decides to go looting since all crime is legal now. With a little teamwork and Hottie transformed into Super Hottie Goddess, our heroes go around the world, fight and defeat every Koopaling and liberate each country. The last place to go to is Ethiopia, ruled by Ludwid Von Koopa. While in Addis Ababa, the capital city of Ethiopia, our heroes battle a horde of Trashtors, Goomba, Grand Goombas, Koopa Troopas, Koopa Paratroopas Hammer Bros and Bullet Bills, not to mention a fleet of Airships. In just a few short minutes, the Guild military is taken down with ease. They finally meet up with Ludwig Von Koopa and prepare to fight him, but not before Kamek shows up and uses his magic to enlarge Ludwig. Squirrel Girl show up with the Grapearl Lagann and Hottie hops into her cockpit located in the head. Ludwig then fights Grapearl Lagann but is no match. After being defeated Ludwig shrinks back to normal size, pulls out a potion and uses it to create a door to subspace in order to escape. To be continued....

Chapter 36

The Ice King decides to quit the Guild of Super Evil on the count of he's tired of being a member now. Meanwhile, Empress Lotora recruits The Lich as a replacement for Ice King. Meanwhile in Gondor in Middle Earth, Gandalf visits King Aragorn and warns him about the Guild of Super Evil. Gandalf then present Aragorn a magic ring that will allow him to travel dimensions. Moment later Axe Cop shows via opening a rift between dimensions with his axe. Axe Cop was sent by Hottie to help Aragorn form a team by holding try outs throughout the omniverse. Aragorn uses his magic ring to teleport himself and Axe Cop to some random alternate Earth, namely the Sanjay and Craig-verse. Aragorn and Axe Cop holds try out for the first members for the new Team Aragorn. The only ones to show up to these so called try outs is Sanjay and Craig themselves. They instantly wanted to join Team Aragorn cause they thought "that would be cool". "Your in" said Axe Cop as he shook Sanjay's hand. Aragorn says to Axe Cop that Tean Aragorn can add new members on their own now. Axe Cop then used his axe to make a portal back to the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren by cutting a hole through space time, he then entered the portal. Aragorn, Sanjay and Craig then went to the next random dimension via Aragorn's magic ring. Meanwhile, at a random alternate Earth, the Justice Legion are fighting a horde of Trashtors when suddenly, Mr. X, the Spandex Spectre and Ramses each have their magic pendant shattered during battle. The Justice Legion were still able to defeat the Trashtors. Moments later Thaddeus C. DeCartoon arrives with multiple Golden Axes With Lemons. The Spandex Spectre receives her own Golden Axe With Lemon, transforming her into Spandex Spectre Fire With Lemon, which is like a cross between Axe Cop With Lemon and Axe Cop Fire. Mr. X also recieves his own Golden Axe With Lemon transforming him into Mr. X Lava Bull With Lemon which is like a cross between Axe Cop With Lemon and Axe Cop Lava Bull. And lastly with Ramses' Golden Axe With Lemon, he could transform into Axe Cop Lava Bull Fire With Lemon, which is like a cross between Axe Cop With Lemon, Axe Cop Fire and Axe Cop Lava Bull. With their new powers, the Justice Legion heads to the next random dimension via Marvelous Man's teleportation powers. To be continued...

Chapter 37

"Act I"

Hottie, David Eels, Kellyn Levy, Dorinda Galen and Axe Cop arrive travel to Mainframe via Hottie's (while in her Super Hottie Goddess form) teleportation . While there our heroes, with Axe Cop's help, hold try outs for new members for the Department of Hotness. The only one to show up to these try outs is the Guardian, Bob, himself who is surprised to see users in the Net for the 1st time ever. Hottie then warns Bob about the Guild of Super Evil and the fate of the omniverse. Bob then agrees to help, he also brings along Matrix, Mouse, AndrAIa, Dot and Frisket as well. Then out of nowhere, an army of Trashtors appear led by Megabyte, who reveals himself as a member of the Guild of Super Evil. Matrix then tells Gun to target all of the Trashtors and go into Death Blossom Mode. The Gun twirled in a random circle, then blasts all the Trashtors. Megabyte then charges at Hottie, wanting to be the first virus in history to kill a User. Hottie then Ttransforms into Super Hottie Goddess and sends Megabyte flying with one roundhouse kick. Megabyte then retreats using a Guild dimension travel device. In the end the cast of ReBoot are now new members of the Department of Hotness.

"Act II"

The Department of Hotness arrive Pac-Land. While there Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop, once again holds try outs for new teammates. Wreck-It Ralph and Fix-It Felix were there to to also help out in the try outs. The only one to show up to these try outs is none other than Pac-Man himself. "Your in" said Hottie as he shakes Pac-Man's hand. "Pac-Man look's different from the last time I saw him" said Fix-It Felix, referencing his party from the movie (FYI Pac-Man resembles his current look in this story). The out of nowhere an army of Trashtors led by Blinky. It turns out the Ghost Monsters have joined the Guild of Super Evil. Wreck-It Ralph notices Clyde and realises that he also looks different the last time he met him, referencing the Bad-Anon scene from the movie (FYI, Clyde also resembles his modern day video game appearance). Mario then suddenly beams down and gives Pac-Man a Mega Star (as seen in Super Paper Mario), transforming him into Mega Pac-Man, which resembles an enlarged 8-bit sprite from the original Pac-Man game. Pac-Man then procedes to gobble the entire Trashtor horde as well as the Ghost Monsters, leaving nothing but their eyes. In the end Pac-Man becomes a new member of the Department of Hotness. To be continued....

Chapter 38

David eels has returned from a comic book convention from the Axe Cop-verse with a stack of new comic books! He discovered that one hid a secret button in the back cover... Then all of a sudden, a ninja dressed as a doctor appears out of nowhere. "I am Dr. McNinja whoever pushes the secret button in the book, I come to be on their team. Did you push the button?" said Dr. McNinja. "Uh, Yes" said the confused David. "Then I am on your team" said Dr. McNinja. David then brings Dr. McNinja to see Hottie. David told Hottie of happened. Hottie then shook Dr. McNinja's hand and welcomes him to the Department of Hotness. Hottie then introduced the rest of the Deapartment of Hotness to their new teammate. "I remember that guy" said Axe Cop who had a previous adventure with him. Dr. McNinja also informs everybody that the Guild of Super Evil has invaded his home universe. The Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren then heads to the Dr. McNinja-verse to fight the Guild. As soon as are heroes beam down, they are attacked by an army by Trashtors led by Donald McBonald, who is a new member of the Guild. Our heroes then procede to fight the Trashtors, Dr. McNinja uses his katana to chop up a bunch of Trashtors. After our heroes defeat the Trashtor horde, Dr. McNinja runs up to Donald and punches him in the face. To be continued....

Chapter 39

"Act I"

The Department of Hotness arrives at the Pootie Tang-verse. While there Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop, holds try out for new teammates. The only one to show up to these try outs is none other than Pootie Tang himself. "Your in" says Axe Cop as he shakes Pootie's hand. Meanwhile Dick Lecter, the CEO of multi-industrial conglomerate LecterCorp, has been recruited by the Guild of Super Evil.

"Act II"

A group of former candy mascots called the BiZZerks Quirks are caught in the middle of an epic battle between the Department of Hotness and the Guild of Super Evil. The BiZZerks Quirks were the mascot of BiZZerks, an obscure candy that was sold in the late 90s that fizzes in your mouth when you suck down to the core. Hottie spots the BiZZerks Quirks trying to escape the war zone, transforms into Super Hottie Goddess and uses her teleportation power to transport them to safer ground. After the epic battle, the BiZZerks Quirks thank Hottie for saving their lives. One of the BiZZerks Quirks, Buzz, tells our heroes that they have fallen into hard times since Foreign Candy Company Inc stop selling their candy, BiZZerks. Wreck-It Ralph then has an idea. In the end The BiZZerks Quirks are living happily ever after as President Vanellope von Schweetz's cabinet in the Sugar Rush game world. To be continued....

Chapter 40

Team Aragorn have disbanded on the count of they are no match for the Guild of Super Evil, unlike the Department of Hotness, while at the same time each member of the Department of Hotness themselves start to get bounties on each of their heads by the Guild of Super Evil for opposing their invasion of the omniverse. Bounty flyers are spread throughout the omniverse. Hottie herself has the biggest bounty placed on her head. The price on Hottie's head is an "Unlimited Reward". Meanwhile, Axe Cop advises Hottie to add Sanjay and Craig to the Department of Hotness as he sees potential in them. Our heroes then travel to the Sanjay and Craig-verse and recruit Sanjay and Craig themselves, the latter get super excited. Meanwhile, the Guild of Super Evil, for some strange reason, have recruited Noodman to their ranks. Sometime later Sanjay and Craig manage to have bounties placed on their heads by the Guild just for joining, which are worth 5 Imperial Francs each. To be continued...

Chapter 41

The Department of Hotness arrive at Magix in the Magic Dimension. While there Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop, hold try out for new teammates. Many fairies, witches (good ones) and Specialist line up in these try out but most of them a re rejected by Axe Cop. The only ones to pass these try outs are the Winx Club themselves. "Your in" sais Axe Cop as he shook Bloom's hand. It didn't take long for the Winx girls to have bounties placed on each their heads by the Guild of Super Evil, which is 100 Imperial Francs each. Meanwhile, The Trix see a bounty flyer with Bloom's picture on it, they then decide it would be cool if they joined the Guild themselves. Th Trix soon traveled to Castle Vakudos in Empire City in the Midnight Cage and visited Empress Lotora herself. Lotora, impressed to see evil withes in her presents, decides to add the Trix onto the ranks of the Guild. To be continued...

Chapter 42

Bugs Bunny, who happens to be a member of the Department of Hotness, decides to recruit the rest of Looney Tunes onto the team. aboard the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Uni-Man, with the help of Princess Bubblegum, Leeron Litner, Dr. Linksano, Nite Owl, Nia, Kowalski, The Beak, Robot Default, Iron Man Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker, develop a new weapon for Axe Cop called the "Axe Timer". The Axe Watch is similar to Kamen Rider Wizard's Drago Timer, only it allows Axe Cop, as Axe Cop Cop With Lemon, he can create two more duplicates of his Super Modes, Axe Cop Fire and Axe Cop Lava Bull. Also these two duplicates can fuse with Axe Cop Lemon to form "Super Axe Cop" but only for a limited time. Meanwhile, our heroes arrive at Earth-616 in the Marvel Multiverse. While there Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop, holds try outs for new teammates. Many famous Marvel superheroes have lined up for try outs. Examples include Spider-Man, Deadpool, the Sub Mariner and Big Hero 6. The Avengers and Squirrel Girl themselves enter the try outs but are rejected cause they already have their own Avengers and Squirrel Girl on their team. Most of them are rejected, except for one certain super team, the Fantastic Four themselves. "Your in" says Axe Cop as he shook Mr. Fantastic's hand. Then out of nowhere, the Guild of Super Evil comes and invades Earth-616. A hoard of Trashtors led by Dr. Doom himself, who is now a member of the Guild, start attacking Hottie, Axe Cop and the Fantastic Four. "I got this" says Axe Cop as he sucks on a lemon from his home universe, transforming him into Axe Cop With Lemon. Axe Cop With Lemon then activates his Axe Timer, summoning Axe Cop Fire and Axe Cop Lava Bull. The Three Axe Cops then fight the Trashtors a defeats them with ease. Dr. Doom then then prepares to fight Axe Cop but Axe Cop With Lemon uses his Axe Timer to merge with the other two Axe Cop to form Super Axe Cop. Super Axe Cop then defeats Dr. Doom with his fire breath, but it turns out it wasn't Dr. Doom but just another Doombot. In the end the Fantastic Four are the newest members of the Department of Hotness. To be continued.....

Chapter 43

April 23, 2013, the Teen Titans decide to leave the Department of Hotness for unknown reasons but are soon replaced by some alternate universe Teen Titans (from Teen Titans Go!). June 17th, Kick-@$$ also leaves the Dept of Hotness so he can become both a more competent and effective crimefighter in his home universe while at the same time Chris D'Amico AKA The Mother F*cker leaves the Guild of Super Evil so that can return to his home universe and plot revenge against KicK-@$$ for killing his father (this is what leads up to Kick-@$$ 2 the movie). Present day, our heroes arrive at Beverly Hills at the Hottie-verse but are horrified, mostly Hottie herself, that it has been conquered by the Guild (the Earth that is, not the entire universe). As soon as our heroes beam down, they are attacked by a horde of Trashtors, Destron Combatmen and Goombas. Our heroes then prepare to fight the Imperial Army. halfway during the fight, Mario pulls out a Drago Timer-like device called the Power Timer and uses it to transform into Gold Mario, he then shoots golden fireballs at a bunch of Trashtors, turning them into a bunch of small gold coins. "Sweet, coins" said Scott Pilgrim as he picked up the coins. Gold Mario then uses the Power Timer to create duplicates of Invincible Mario, White Raccoon Mario and Mega Mario. The three duplicate then merged with Gold Mario to become "Ultimate Mario". With Ultimate Mario on their side, as well as Hottie's Super Hottie Goddess transformation, the Department of Hotness were even more invincible. Our heroes also received help from the local resistance movement. In a matter of moments the Trashtors were destroyed while to Destron Combatmen and Goombas retreated. The rebel leader informed Hottie that there were resistance movements all over the planet fighting the Guild. Meanwhile Hottie changes back to Alison Cole, runs home to her mansion, turns off & hides her robot duplicate and looks for her father. As soon as he finds her father she hugs him. She then pleas with him to run with her and hide to the nearest rebel base/refuge camp, and by her she means the robot duplicate. And after that she hugs her dad and tells her she loves him. She then turns her robot duplicate back on and changes back into Hottie. She then beamed back onto the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren with the rest of the Department of Hotness. In the end Hottie was relieved her dad was safe but also vowed to find a way to liberate her home. To be continued...

Chapter 44

June 24th, the remaining Watchmen, comprised of the movie versions of Nite Owl, Silk Spectre and Dr. Manhattan, decide to leave the Department of Hotness for unknown reasons but are replaced by their comic book counterparts. June 25th, Grojband joins the Department of Hotness while Trina Riffin and Mina Beff join the Guild of super Evil. June 26th, the Annoying Orange, who happens to be a member of the Department of Hotness, decides to use his Super Annoying Orange persona during adventures (FYI, in this fic, his super suit gives him powers). Present day, our heroes travel back to the Monster High-verse, only this time they're not going to Monster High, but Ever After High. While there Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop and Grojband (in their Justice Band personas), hold try outs for new members. The only ones who show up to these try outs are the Royals, represented by Apple White, and the Rebels, represented by Raven Queen. "You're all in" said Axe Cop as he shook Apple White's hand. Suddenly out of nowhere, an armada of Guild warships surround the school. An army of Trashtors, led by Trina in her supervillain persona, beam down and attack our heroes. Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess while Axe Cop summons Wexter with a wistle, he then tells Wexter to breath fire on Apple White so that she can gain fire powers, Wexter then breathes fire on Apple White, thus transforming her into "Apple White Fire". The Justice Band each suck on a lemon from the Axe Cop-verse, transforming them into the "Super Justice Band", giving them Super Saiyan-like hair, invincibility and other powers. Super Hottie Goddess, Axe Cop, Apple White Fire and the Super Justice Band fight off the Trashtor horde. Halfway during the epic battle, an female ally appears via teleportation belt. Her name is Elytronica and she's a superheroine. She uses her synthesizer to shoot lightning at the remaining Trashtors that our heroes didn't demolish. She then teleports away. "Who was that?" said Hottie". In the end the cast of Ever After High are members of the Department of Hotness. To be continued...

Chapter 45

June 29th: Yuma Tsukumo and his friends join the Department of Hotness while Don Thousand and his forces join the Guild of Super Evil. Present Day: the Department of Hotness arrive at a Dream Land called The land of Frivoli. While there our heroes meet two inhabitants named Ralph the All-Purpose Animal and Mumford. The introduction is soon cut short as Frivoli is invaded by the Guild of Super Evil, an armada of Imperial Warships, Borg Cubes and Koopa Troop Airships flood the sky, the armada is led by a larger purple-colored Imperial Warship captained by Carmen herself. A horde of Trashtors, Goombas and Destron Combatmen beam down and combat our heroes. The evil army is led by a dark wizard named "The Evil Sorcerer", the Evil Sorcerer is also a necromancer as he is the reason many bad guys, like Dr. Stinky Head, are back from the dead and recruited onto the Guild. Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess and clobbers a bunch of Trashtors as well as punching the Evil Sorcerer in the face. Apple White eats an apple which gives her apples for hands and those apple hands shoot apple projectiles, Apple White then shoots a bunch of Destron Combatmen and Goombas with apples. Wexter breathes fire on Raven Queen, transforming her into "Raven Queen Fire", she then breathes fire on a bunch of Trashtors. Madeline "Maddie" Hatter drinks some tea with a hint of lemon from Axe Cop's universe, transforming her into "Super Maddie", giving her Super Saiyan hair and vast power, Super Maddie uses her Ki Blasts on a bunch of Trashtors. Hunter Huntsman sucks on the same type of lemon that Maddie used on her tea to transform into "Hunter Huntsman With Lemon", he then materialized and throws a bunch lemon grenades at a bunch of Trashtors. After one epic battle end the Trashtors are destroyed, the Goombas & Destron Combatmen beam back onto Carmen's flagship and the Imperial Armada retreats. In the end Ralph thanks our heroes for saving Frivoli. To be continued....

Chapter 46

Pac-Man leaves the Department of Hotness so that he can return to Pac-Land and defend it just in case the Guild of Super Evil tries to invade it again while at the same time the four Ghost Monsters leave the Guild of Super Evil cause Empress Lotora is just too bossy for them. Meanwhile our heroes arrive at Pac-World at the Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures-veres. While there Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop and Dinosaur Soldier, hold try outs for Pac-Man's replacement. Skeebo is first in line but is instantly rejected. The only other ones to show up is this universe's version of Pac-Man as well as his two friends, Cylindra and Spiral. "You're in" said Axe Cop as he shook Pac-Man's hand. And then suddenly Pac-World is under attack, but not just by Ghosts, but the forces of the Guild as Betrayus is now a member. Pac-Man eats a Power Berry and starts chomping Ghost. Axe Cop and Dinosaur Soldier also eats Power Berries, the Power Berry causes Dinosaur Warrior to transform into "Berry Soldier" giving him the power to fly and throw berry grenades, and Axe Cop transforms into "Axe Cop With Berry". Axe Cop With Berry and Berry Soldier then start throwing berry grenades at the Trashtors. Hottie start shooting fireballs at a bunch of Trashtors, and then after that she transforms into Super Hottie Goddess and shoots lightning at the remaining Trashtors. After the epic battle the Ghosts and the rest of the Guild retreat. In the end, Pac-Man and friends become new members of the Department of Hotness. To be continued....

Chapter 47

July 3rd, 2013: Team Fighters join the Department of Hotness while the Eggman Empire and it's armed forces, including the Dark Egg Legion, join the Guild of Super Evil. July 4th (Independence Day): Spider-Man joins the Dept. of Hotness while the Green Goblin joins the Guild. July 10th: Tiffi from Candy Crush Saga joins the Dept. of Hotness. July 14th (Yesterday): The Fellowship of the Ring joins the Department of Hotness while Sauron, who was brought back to life by the Evil Sorcerer, and his Orc army joins the Guild. Present day: Meanwhile at Castle Vakudos, Walter White and their drug empire have recently been recruited to the Guild while at the same time, Dr. Madmind reveals to Empress Lotora his new creation, a race of genetically engineered henchmen called Leptiles. Leptiles are created from genetically altered lizard DNA. The Leptiles are led by the Leptile King, a larger Leptile with three horns on his head. Meanwhile Tad DeCartoon, armed with a golden axe given to him by Axe Cop himself, was fighting a small army of Trashtors. Tad has stopped using his magic ring in favor of absorbing his magical power coins like what he use to do in the 90s. Tad then sucked on a lemon from Axe Cop's home universe, transforming him into "Tad With Lemon" giving him super sayian hair, eyes & aura, the power to materialize & throw lemon grenades and a lemon wedge in his axe. Tad With Lemon then took down the Trashtors without breaking a sweat. "I need a team now" said Tad With Lemon. He then teleports himself across the omniverse to form his team, which will be named "The League of Planar Champions". Meanwhile, The Dept. of Hotness, face off against a large army of Leptiles, but the Leptiles are no match for our heroes as they are physically weak, on the level of the Goombas. The Leptiles then retreat, but not before the Leptile King steps in. The Leptile King is much stronger but he's still no match for our heroes, especially their leader, Hottie in her Super Hottie Goddess form. The Leptile King then retreats as well. To be continued...

Chapter 48

July 17th, 2013: Chad Stevens passed down Mazinger Z to Apple White for unknown reasons. Present day: The Joker has recently used a device created by Dr. Madmind to steal the Beyonder's powers by absorbing him into his body, thus transforming him into Emperor Joker. The Justice Legion arrive to combat Emperor Joker but are no match. Marvelous Man then decides to perform "Coconut Fusion" by eating pieces of a coconut from the Axe Cop-verse. It turn's out that when two or more separate beings eat a piece of coconut from the Axe Cop universe, they are thrown together and merged into one, combining their attributes, from strength and speed to reflexes, intelligence and wisdom. Each member of the Justice Legion each eats a piece of coconut, thus forming "Coconut Soldier" an anthropomorphic coconut with muscular arms and is dressed like Gotenks. Coconut Soldier then fights Emperor Joker with coconut grenades, he put's up a good fight but is still no match. Coconut Soldier then sucks on a lemon from Axe Cop's universe, thus transforming him into "Super Coconut Soldier", turning him from brown to golden and also giving him a golden aura. Super Coconut Soldier then continuously throw both coconut and lemon grenades at Emperor Joker, overpowering him and releasing the Beyonder out of him. After freeing the Beyonder, the Joker escapes via Guild teleportation device. Meanwhile, on an unrelated note, it was recently revealed that Hottie's sunglasses didn't belong to Kamina since they were smashed to pieces during Thymilph's assault (see episode 8 of Gurren Lagann) and that they were a copy made by Simon, Hottie also recently replaced the look alike sunglasses with a pink-colored version. Meanwhile, in the Gurren Lagann-verse, a glowing green meteorite falls from the sky and strikes the grave of Kamina. This meteor also brings Kamina back to life. This meteor also creates a temporary portal from here to the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Kamina enters it and it disappears. Meanwhile, Yoko Litner has recently broke up with Fredward Skullen cause he was cheating on him. Then out of nowhere Kamina barges into the bridge, Team Dai-Gurren are shocked to see Kamina alive, especially Simon and Yoko. Simon the introduces Kamina to Nia (who was brought back to life in Hottie Presents, episode 1), he then introduces Kamina to Hottie, Kamina like how she takes from him on the count of her sunglasses. Simon then introduces Kamina to the rest of the Department of Hotness (which takes a while since there's alot of members). After the long introductions, Yoko surprises Kamina with a welcome back kiss. To be continued...

Chapter 49

The Department of Hotness arrive at a universe similar to Axe Cop's. While there Axe Cop meet an alternate version of himself (the one from the Fox TV show). "We could be an unstoppable team!" said comic book Axe Cop, "That's something I wanted to say" said Fox Axe Cop with his Nick Offerman voice. Then out of nowhere Our a horde of Trashtors led by Dr. Stinky Head" appear and prepare to fight The Dept of Hotness and Fox Ace Cop. "We will chop your heads off! said the two Axe Cops as they chopped of the heads of a bunch of Trashtors. Hottie and the rest of our heroes finish off the rest. Dr. StinkyHead then eats an apple, then he grew apple hands that could shoot apples. Dr. StinkyHead then starts to shoot apples at both Axe Cops but the two dodged his attacks. The two Axe Cops then each eat a piece of coconut at the same time, thus performing fusion and becoming "Ultimate Axe Cop", who resembles Axe Cop dressed like Gotenks. Comic book Wexter then breathes fire on Ultimate Axe Cop, thus transforming him into "Ultimate Axe Cop Fire". Dr. StinkyHead tries to escape but Ultimate Axe Cop Fire breathes fire on his behind. "Ahhh!" said Dr. StinkyHead before he beamed back to Carmen's mothership with a burnt rear end. 30 minutes later, the fusion wears off. In the end comic book Axe Cop and his associates decide they need to leave the Department of Hotness and go back to their home dimension, cause they need to to fight a gang of polar bears with chainsaw hands. Fox Axe Cop & his team then become replacements for their comic book counterparts and become new members of the Department of Hotness. To be continued....

Chapter 50

July 24th, 2013: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Mirage versions) join the Department of Hotness while at at the same time, the Evil Sorcerer uses his necromancy to bring the Shredder (also Mirage version) back to life. As soon as the Shredder is recruited onto the Guild of Super Evil, he takes one of the Imperial Warships, dimension hops to New York City in Turtle Prime and take's back leadership of the Foot Clan from Karai. July 26th: Dr. Blake Downs (from Childrens Hospital) joins the Department of Hotness. Present day: Fed up with all the failures from her underlings, Empress Lotora decides to get off her throne and take matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Goku leaves the Department of Hotness so that he can prepare for an upcoming battle. On an unrelated note, many alternate Earths have been liberated from the Guild by the Dept. of Hotness. Meanwhile, during a battle between the Dept. of Hotness and the Guild in some random alternate Earth, Carmen's mothership arrives and beams down none other than Empress Lotora herself. Lotora was wearing a newly developed powered armor that had all the power's of her father's and more, plus it was far more powerful. The entire Department of Hotness (the one's who know how to fight that is) then start to fight her but are quickly outmatched, not even the Hulk is any match for her. The only ones who stand a chance against her is Hottie, Thor, The Mane Six wielding the Elements of Harmony and Axe Cop. Lotora shoots Axe Cop with a fireball fired from her belt buckle but that just turns him into "Axe Cop Fire", he then sucks on a lemon and becomes "Axe Cop Fire With Lemon". Hottie also transforms into Super Hottie Goddess and, by combining her super strength with her power over metal, punches Lotora in the gut and denting her Supermantium armor. Knowing that she is outmatched, Empress Lotora beams back to the mothership and flees. To be continued...

Chapter 51

One day in Amity Park, in the Danny Phantom-verse, Sam Manson was in her room combing her hair when all of a sudden, a dimensional rift opens in her room and out of it pops Axe Cop Prime (AKA the Axe Cop from the web comics). "What! Who are you! Get out of my room!" screamed Sam. "I am Axe Cop and I'm here help you fight evil" said Axe Cop. Wh, what! Are you sure your not looking for Danny!?" said Sam. "I'm sure, now come on!" said Axe Cop as he Sam's hand and used his axe to chop through the space-time continuum and create a new portal (the last portal disappeared as soon as Axe Cop stepped out of it) and entered it. Moments later, Axe Cop and Sam are now in the Axe Cop-verse, while there he tells her about the Department of Hotneess, the Guild of Super Evil and the fate of the omniverse. Axe Cop then tells Sam that he has formed a team for her to lead, as well as weapons and a starship, which is a rebuilt and modified (it can travel from one universe to another) Free Joker (from Kaiziku Sentai Gokaiger). Axe Cop then show's Sam her team, which are a bunch of goth girls Axe Cop pulled from their home universes. The members of this "Leaague of Goth Girls", other than Sam, are Abigail "Abby" Sciuto, Mavis Dracula, Creepie Creecher, Ingrid Third, the Hex Girls, Debbie Hyman and Princess Luna. "I'll keep in contact with you" said Axe Cop to the girls. The League of Goth Girls then take the Free Joker and their arsenal and head off to some random universe. To be continued.....

Chapter 52

"Act I"

The League of Goth Girls arrive at Magix at the Magic Dimension. While there the girls, with the help of "The Good Guy's Guide for Holding Try Outs for New Teammates" given to them by Axe Cop Prime, hold try outs for new members. The only one who showed up to these try outs is Mirta. "Uh, since your the only one who showed up I guess your in" said Sam as she shook Mirta's hand. Mirta was now a member of the League of Goth Girls. The girl, along with their new member, beamed back onto the Free Joker and headed to the next random universe.

"Act II"

An enormous battle emerges in New Your City in Earth Minor (as known as Prime Earth). The Department of Hotness and the Guild of Super Evil duke it out in an all out epic brawl. Meanwhile Dr. Madmind arrive at Bills' temple in the Seventh Universe in the Dragon Ball multiverse and gives a sleeping Bills a mind control energy drink. Bills awakens and is under the control of Dr. Madmind. Meanwhile, back in New York, the battle continues. Dr. Madmind then arrives with Bills. All of the Department of Hotness members who are capable of fighting charge at Bills but Bills mops the floor with them, not even Hottie with her Super Hottie Goddess form is any match for Bills. Hottie and Axe Cop then decide to perform Coconut Fusion, they each eat a piece of coconut at the same time merging together and becoming "Axe Hottie" Axe Hottie then sucks on a lemon while transforming into her Super Hottie Goddess form at the same time, thus becoming "Super Axe Hottie Goddess With Lemon" or Super Axe Hottie for short. Super Axe Hottie then eats a grape, thus gaining the technique "Grapeo-ken" which is similar to the Kaio-ken attack from Dragon Ball Z. Super Axe Hottie then fights Bills. Bills is suddenly no match for Super Axe Hottie is is beaten to a pulp. After being defeated Bills goes back to sleep. Then out of nowhere Whis arrives to take a sleeping Bills back to his temple. Despite Bills' defeat the battle againt the Guild still continues.

"Act III"

On board the Free Joker, League of Goth Girls, they get a message from Axe Cop Prime to assist the Department of Hotness in New York City in Prime Earth. The girls then travel to New York and beam down into the war zone. Sam Manson takes a sample of Axe Cop Prime's from the League of Goth Girls arsenal, smears a little on her forehead and gain's Axe Cop's powers. Sam then sucks on a lemon and become's Sam Manson With Lemon, becoming even more powerful and a lemon wedge in her golden katana. Debbie Hyman eat's an avocado from the Axe Cop-verse, transforming her into Avocado Girl, an avocado that shoot avocado's out of her hand. Abby Sciuto and Creepie Creecher each eat an apple from the Axe Cop-verse and grew apple hand that could shoot apples. The Hex Girls have Wexter breathe fire on them, transforming them into "Hex Girls Fire". Ingrid Third takes a sample of Wexter Prime's (AKA Wexter from the web comic) blood from the arsenal, smears a little on her forehead, thus transforming her into Dinosaur Girl, giving her green skin, fangs, claws, a tail, flight and the power to breathe fire. Mavis Dracula, Mirta and Princess Luna each eats a piece of coconut at the same time, thus performing Coconut Fusion and becoming "Princess Mavista". With the League of Goth Girls fully powered up, they aide the Department of Hotness in the epic "Battle of New York City", which got 20% more epic. Axe Hottie eats another piece of coconut to charge up her fusion, thus making the battle 120% more epic. After the long epic battle the Trashtors are destroyed yet again and the Guild's remaining forces retreat. In the end Axe Hottie shakes Sam's hand and thanks her team for helping out the Department of Hotness. To be continued...

Chapter 53

August 2nd, 2013: Samurai Jack joins the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Aku joins the Guild of Super Evil. Meanwhile, on the same day, Carrie (from The Amazing World of Gumball) joins the League of Goth Girls. Present day: The Department of Hotness are recovering from a devastating battle. But the good new is that our heroes have gained a new honorary member, Ballistamon (from Digimon Xros Wars). Moments later, our heroes is visited by Zonic the Zone Cop. Zonic warns our heroes, especially Team Fighters, that the Guild have invaded Mobius. Moments later, our heroes arrives at Mobius at the Prime Zone. While there it was revealed that G.O.S.E. have freed Lien-Da and the Albion Dark Egg Legion have been freed from the zone they have been sent to. Lien-Da also leads a horde of Trashtors in the invasion. While the rest of our heroes fight the Trashtors, Hottie, Axe Cop and Ballistamon each eat a piece of coconut at the same time and perform Coconut Fusion, merging all three into "Axe Hottie X3", which resembles Axe Hottie but with Shoutmon X2's chest armor and forearms. Axe Hottie X2 then sucks on a lemon. The lemon, combined with the Super Hottie Goddess transformation, transforms Axe Hottie X2 into "Super Axe Hottie X2 Goddess With Lemon" or Super Axe Hottie X2 for short. Lien-Da and the Dark Egg Legion then charge at Super Axe Hottie X2 but are no match, despite being in large numbers. Lien-Da uses her whip over and over on Super Axe Hottie X2 but since she's invulnerable, she is unharmed. Super Axe Hottie X2 then uses her axe to chop Lien-Da's whip in half. Super Axe Hottie X2 then uses her teleportation to teleport Lien-Da and the Albion Dark Egg Legion back to the zone from whence they were imprisoned in. Moments later even more Trashtors, the Koopa Troop and the entire Badnik Horde led by Dr. Eggman. Bowser was there too. Sonic gives Mario seven Chaos Emeralds while Mario gives Sonic a Gold Flower. Sonic then transformed into Gold Sonic while Mario transformed into Hyper Mario. Gold Sonic then shoots golden fireballs at a bunch of Egg Swats, turning them into gold coins while Hyper Mario fights an army of Goombas and clobbers them all without breaking a sweat. After a long epic battle, the Guild is driven off of Mobius. In the end, Zonic gets a message that the Guild have invaded the No Zone. Before Zonic heads off, he tells our heroes that the zone cops have this one and that they must keep fighting the Guild everywhere else in the Omniverse for they are it's only hope. To be continued...

Chapter 54

Empress Lotora recently got a new throne, a giant walking throne (similar to the one Emperor Tachyon used in Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction), not to mention she started wearing a crown and carrying a scepter. More new stuff that Lotora has is a golden transport ship and a horde of Praetorian Guards called the "Praetorian Bros.", which resembles Hammer Bros. from Super Mario Bros. but with goggles, red-colored WW2 german helmets and staffs. The Praetorian Bros. are also members of the Imperial Guard. On an unrelated note, Empress Lotora has recently grown fangs. It turns out that the radioactive snake that bit Emperor Vakudos as a kid thus turning evil and was passed down to Lotora was mutating her. Lotora leaves command of the Midnight Cage to General Doom, the leader of the Imperial Guard, while she takes command of Carmen's mothership and chase the Department of Hotness all through the Omniverse. Meanwhile, Dr. Madmind creates a clone of the God of Destruction Bills. The Bills clone also has the combined DNA of Whis, Cell, Majin Buu, Trunks and Goten. For safety measures, Dr. Madmind injects a obedience microchip into the Bills clone during his creation so that he doesn't turn against him and Lotora. Some time later in some random alternate Earth, The Department of Hotness are fighting the Bills clone. Hottie eats a strawberry from the Axe Cop universe knowing that it will come in handy. The Bills clone then curb stomps most of the Department of Hotness (the only ones who are capable of fighting). The only ones capable of holding their own against the Bills clone is Hottie, Axe Cop, the Mane 6 and Kamen Rider Wizard. Hottie then transforms into Super Hottie Goddess and charges against the Bills clone but the Bills clone shoots a ki blast at her, seriously injuring her. Luckily Super Hottie Goddess has healing factor and heals herself instantly. After healing, the strawberry that Super Hottie Goddess just ate gives her a massive boost in power, similar to Zenkai from Dragon Ball Z. "I need Lemongrab's help" said Axe Cop, "Uh, if you say so said Haruto in Japanese. "Connect, Please!" said the ringed Wizard's WizarDriver as he pulled Lemongrab. Axe Cop then shoves a piece of coconut in his mouth while he eats a piece at the same time, the two then perform Coconut Fusion, merging them into "Axe Cop With Lemongrab". Super Hottie Goddess, now even more powerful, joins Axe Cop With Lemongrab as the two rush over to the Bills clone and beat him to a pulp. "I'm tired of fighting today, I'm out of here" said a bruised and battered Bills clone as regenerates and flees via super speed. To be continued....

Chapter 55

"Act I"

A huge massacre battle between Hottie and Draculaura has ensued. Draculaura has turned to the dark side, stopped being a vegan and started drinking blood. Draculaura is determined to drink Hottie blood. The fight is stopped at the last minute by by a girl name Kai, a gender bender version of Ai from Sabrina: the Animated Series. In the end, Hottie forever lives in fear of Draculaura. In the end, Princess Luna appears to Hottie and says she's having a nightmare created by the Nightmare King (who happens to be a member of the Guild of Super Evil). Hottie then wakes up. After hearing what happened, Skips gives Hottie a dream catcher so that she won't have anymore nightmares.

"Act II"

August 10th, 2013: Sailor Moon and the Sailor Scouts join the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Chaos joins the Guild of Super Evil. Present day: After the Warlock quits the Guild for unknown reasons, the Evil Sorcerer uses his necromancy to bring Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr. back to life to take the Warlock's place. Meanwhile Juicer fights Hottie but is no match for her Super Hottie Goddess transformation. Juicer is then taken prisoner and thrown into the brig at the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren. After his imprisonment, the Bills clone AKA Bills-Two, replaces Juicer as Empress Lotora's bodyguard, right hand man and "Brute" of her "Five-Bad Band". Meanwhile, Hottie in her Super Hottie Goddess form and Axe Cop in his Axe Cop With Lemon and Wexter are fighting Bills-Two. Bills-Two has gotten alot stronger thanks to his Zenkai. Super Hottie Goddess and Axe Cop With Lemon then perform Coconut Fusion by eating a piece of Coconut at the same time, merging the two into Axe Hottie. Wexter then breathes fire on Axe Hottie, transforming her into Omega Axe Hottie, a form more powerful than Super Hottie Goddess and Axe Cop With Lemon combined, she also has golden chest armor similar to that of OmegaShoutmon from Digimon Xros Wars, gold colored clothes, gold colored sunglasses and a golden aura. Omega Axe Hottie then sets her fists on fire a continuously punches Bills-Two, over and over. Bills-Two is once again defeated as he regenerates and beams back onto the Empress Lotora's mothership. To be continued.....

Chapter 56

"Act I"

One day on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, it's been for months since Sharla Lemoyne broke up with Chad Stevens (in the Out There episode "Viking Days"), which left him heartbroken. After all that is happened, he finally decides to make Aileen the Robot his girlfriend. Chad sees Aileen sitting down while reading a book and walks up to her. "Hey Chad, what's up" said Aileen. Chad stares into her eyes for a few silent second, then after that she grabs her by the waist, pulls her up and kisses her right on the lips. That kiss caused Aileen to blush bright red, and then after that she kisses him back. "So, wanna be my girlfriend" said Chad, "Oh Chad... yes! Yes I do" said Aileen who cried tears of joy despite being a robot. The two then hugged for a minute. "I love you" said Aileen, "I love you too" said Chad.

"Act II"

At the Midnight Cage, the Guild of Super Evil is building a devastating weapon. This mysterious super weapon is powered by a Chaos Emerald and the Key to the World (as seen in "The Powerpuff Girls Rule!!!"). The mystery weapon is missing one key component, the "MacGuffin Girl". The identity of this MacGuffin Girl is currently unknown. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting a horde of Trashtors led by Carmen and Bills-Two in some random alternate Earth. Our heroes easily take down the Trashtors but Bills-Two is another story. And then, out of nowhere, Kiriha Aonuma (from Digimon Xros Wars), the leader of Blue Flare, and ZekeGreymon arrive to aide our heroes in battle. Hottie, in her Super Hottie Goddess form, and Axe Cop, in his Axe Cop With Lemon form, once again perform Coconut Fusion and become "Axe Hottie". Axe Hottie then has Wexter breathe fire on her, transforming her into Omega Axe Hottie. Omega Axe Hottie then gives Kiriha a piece of coconut and tells him to feed it to ZekeGreymon as soon as they eat their piece. Confused on how a piece of coconut can perform fusion, Kiriha still feeds ZekeGreymon the coconut while at the same time, Omega Axe Hottie eats her piece of coconut, he two then perform Coconut Fusion and merge into "Axe Hottie DX". Axe Hottie DX resembles Omega Axe Hottie but with Shoutmon DX's chest armor, wings, Trident JusFang claws and Electric Buster Xros bayonets. Carmen tries to punch Axe Hottie DX but shatters her cyborg arm while Axe Hottie DX remains unharmed. Axe Hottie DX then battles Bills-Two. After one long epic battle, Axe Hottie DX defeats Bills-Two. Carmen and Bills-Two then beam back aboard the mothership and flee. to be continued.....

Chapter 57

August 14th, 2013: Mickey Mouse invites Minnie, Donald Duck, Goofy, Daisy and Pluto to join the Dept. of Hotness. August 16th: Dr. Doofenshmirtz leaves the Guild of Super Evil due to unknown circumstances but is replaced by Mitch, Meap's archenemy. August 17th: The Rabbids join the Department of Hotness. August 18th: Vanessa Doofenshmirtz join the League of Goth Girls. August 19th: Axe Cop Prime and his team rejoins the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Fox Axe Cop becomes the new mentor of the League of Goth Girls. Present day: Squirrel Girl leaves the Department of Hotness cause she was too powerful to co-pilot the Grapearl Lagann and if her and Hottie were to combine their Spiral Energy any more, it would cause a Spiral Nemesis. But the good news is that Chuck Norris is back as co-pilot of the Grapearl Lagann. After The Claw was defeated and sent to prison, the West Coast Department of Hotness was disbanded but a new one was being formed. Meanwhile, he Department of Hotness arrive at Digital World-DXW (short for Digimon Xros Wars). While there Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop, hold try-outs for new teammates. The only ones to show up to these try-outs is the Xros Heart United Army. "Your in" said Axe Cop as he shook Mikey Kudo's hand. Then out of nowhere, a massive armada of Guild warships flood the sky. It is revealved that the Guild have recruited remnants of the Bagra Army onto it's army. Our heroes then start fighting the Imperial Army. Halfway during the epic battle, something unexpected happens. A massive spaceship appeared. It was called the Technodrome and was created with the help of an Utrom criminal from Turtle Prime (AKA the Mirage TMNT universe) named Krang. The Technodrome resembled a cross between the Technodrome from Turtles Forever and the Technodrome from the 2012 Nick version of TMNT. Within the Technodrome was a Cosmic Reset Button. With the power of both a Chaos Emerald and the Key to the World, the Cosmic Reset Button would allow the Technodrome to produce a massive Genesis Wave that would engulf the entire omniverse, thus making it easier for Empress Lototra to conquer it. The Cosmic Reset Button was missing one last component to make it work, the MacGuffin Girl. The Technodrome was commanded by none other than Empress Lotora herself. Meanwhile Bills-Two appears once again to challenge Hottie for another fight. Then out of nowhere, the Angry Video Game Nerd, while wearing his Super NES battle gear, appears and joins the fight. Hottie the transforms into Super Hottie Goddess while Axe Cop sucks on a lemon and becomes Axe Cop With Lemon. Super Hottie Goddess then throws Super NES Angry Video Game Nerd a piece of coconut and tells him to eat it when herself, Axe Cop With Lemon and Ballistamon eats their piece. All four then eat their piece of coconut at the same time, thus perform Coconut Fusion, merging the four into "Axe Hottie X3", who resembles Axe Hottie X3 but with Shoutmon X2 (Incomplete X4)'s chest armor & forearms and Super NES Angry Video Game Nerd's armor & weapons. Axe Hottie X3 then eats a grape which gives her the power of the Grapeo-ken attack, she then performs a technique called the "Grapeo-ken KamehameHodoken wave" and fires it at Bills-Two, defeating him. An injured and defeated Bills-Two retreats to the Technodrome. The rest of the army and armada also retreats. In the end the Xros Wars United Army joins the Department of Hotness.

"Epilogue"

Meanwhile, on the Technodrome. Toddy the Wizard, who was accompanied by Blinky, Inky, Pinky and Clyde, enters the throne room of Empress Lotora and, with his crystal toaster, reveals to her the identity of the MacGuffin Girl. Lotora looks into the crystal toaster and sees an image of a girl, it was Destiny (from the Out There episode "Enter Destiny"). With this knowledge, the Ghost Gang procede to warn our heroes. To be continued...

Chapter 58

August 21st, 2013: Empress Lotora and the Guild of Super Evil use the Technodrome to ravage Holford in the Out There-verse in serch for Destiny, AKA the MacGuffin Girl. Luckily the Department of Hotness was there to retaliate. After the battle, Destiny meets Aileen for the first time and is surprised to see that she chose her likeness as her own, they soon become the best of friends. August, 25th: Jimmy Neutron, Johnny X and Super Dukey join the Dept. of Hotness while at the same time the League of Villains and the Johnny Stopping Evil Force Five join the Guild. August 26th: Wander and Sylvia (from Wander over Yonder join the Dept. of Hotness while at the same time Lord Hater joins the Guild. Present day: Jimmy invites Goddard, Cindy Vortex, Carl Wheezer, Libby Folfax and Sheen Estevez, who eventually just got back from planet Zeenu, to join the Dept. of Hotness. Meanwhile, Destiny and her family are currently under the protection of Dick Tracy at the Dick Tracy-verse after the destructive battle in Holford. Meanwhile, Lotora makes Krang the gerneral of her Imperial Army wile at the same time fires Dr. Madmind for embezzlement but is replaced by Dr. Insano as the evil genius of Lotora's Five Bad Band. Meanwhile, the Evil Sorcerer has recently revived Mechakara and has recruited him onto the Guild. Meanwhile, our heroes arrive at Camp Lakebottom at the Camp Lakebottom-verse. While there, Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop, hold try-outs for new members. The one ones to show up to these try-outs are McGee, Gretchen and Squirt. You're all in said Axe Cop as he shook McGee's hand. As soon as try-outs are over, the Guild of Super Evil starts attacking everything with their armada once again. An army of Trashtors led by Jordan Buttsquat, who was recently recruited to the Guild, are ready and willing to destroy Camp Lake Bottom. Axe Cop scares Jordan away just by standing in front of him. Wexter arrives and breathes fire on the Lakebottom trio, transforming then into "McGee Fire, Gretchen Fire & Squirt Fire". The three then use their fire breath on a bunch of Trashtors. Xros Heart Unite Army and Super NES Angry Video Game Nerd and a new honorary member of the Dept. of Hotness, Segata Sanshiro himself, arrive and join the battle. After destroying the Trashtor horde, Bills-Two arrives and challenges our heroes. Hottie then transforms into Super Hottie Goddess while Axe Cop sucks on a lemon and transforms into Axe Cop With Lemon. Super Hottie Goddess, Axe Cop With Lemon, Ballistamon, Super NES Angry Video Game Nerd and Segata Sanshiro then each eat a piece of coconut, thus performing Coconut Fusion and merging them all into "Axe Hottie X4", which resembles Axe Hottie X3 but with Segata Sanshiro's karate outfit and Hottie's boots. is Axe Hottie X4 then battles.. and defeats Bills-Two. In the end, Camp Lakebottom, as well as this alternate Earth, is saved and McGee, Gretchen and Sqiurt become new members of the Dept. of Hotness. To be continued....

Chapter 59

June 16, 2013: This event takes place before the events of My Little Pony: Equestria Girls. Dr. Insano invades Equestria. The Mane Six, with a little help from Spike, drive him off but not before being hit by Dr. Insano's amnesia ray, wiping their memories. A few days later: This event takes place after the events of My Little Pony: Equestria Girls. The Department of Hotness arrive back at Equestria as The Mane Six have been missing for a day. When Hottie meets up with Twilight, she doesn't recognize her and assumes she's from that alternate universe she just went to. Hottie realizes that the Mane Six and Spike's memories have been wiped. Hottie then takes them on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren so that FixIt Felix can use his hammer to restore their memories. August 29th: The Guild of Super Evil have located Destiny's within the "The City" at the Dick Tracy-verse. A massive armada of imperial warships flood the sky. Lucklily The Department of Hotness is there to stop them. Hottie teams up with Dick Tracy himself a fight a whole bunch of bad guys. In the end, during an epic climactic battle on the top floor of a tall building, Moon Maid ascended above the air with a gold plated jet pack made out of gold from the Axe Cop-verse. The gold jet pack had duel mounted gatling guns that were also made of gold and they fired gold armor piercing bullets. Moon Maid then proceeded to gun down a bunch of Trashtors. Destiny and her family was then placed under the protection of the Department of Hotness on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren. August 31st: SDick Tracy, with the help of the Trans-Dimensional Coupe which is similar to the Space Coupe only it travel through alternate universes, forms a team of AU Dick Tracys called "he Dick Tracys of the Multiverse" in order to combat the Guild alongside the Dept. of Hotness and other good guy teams. Present day: The Angry Video Game Nerd has just become a full flege member of the Dept. of Hotness while at the same time the Evil Sorcerer brings R.O.B. (from episode 100 of the Angry Video Game Nerd) back from the dead and recruits him to the Guild. Also Mr. T becomes an honorary member of the Dept. of Hotness. On an unrelated note, Thaddeus C. DeCartoon grew a beard, started wearing a bad@$$ longcoat, had new weapons made from gold from the Axe Cop-verse (examples includes 2 golden katanas and a golden machine gun that fire gold bullets) and has tapped into his potential for ki. Meanwhile, another battle occurs in the Dick Tracy-verse. The Department of Hotness, the League of Planar Champions and Dick Tracy join forces to combat the Guild head on. Axe Cop has Wexter breathe fire on Dick Tracy, transforming him into "Dick Tracy Fire". Dick Tracy Fire then uses his fire breath on a bunch of Trashtors. Axe Cop then feeds Dick Tracy Fire, Omnimon and Imperialdramon Fighter Mode a piece of coconut, as soon as they ate it, they gained the power of Coconut Fusion and merging them into "Dick Tracy Paladin Mode", which resembles Dick Tracy Fire with Imperialdramon Paladin Mode's chest armor, wings and sword. Dick Tracy Paladin Mode then uses his massive power to defeat a whole bunch of the Guild's Imperial Army without breaking a sweat. Halfway during the battle, Mysta AKA Moon Maid arrives. Axe Cop then gives Moon Maid a lemon. As Moon Maid sucked on the lemon, she transforms into "Omega Moon Maid", which not only restores her powers but gives her a powerful "Golden Super Mode", her entire outfi tbecomes gold colored and she gains a golden battle aura. Omega Moon Maid then uses her new power to easily defeat a group of the Imperial Army. Axe Cop then gives Omega Moon Maid and ZekeGreymon a piece of coconut and the two fuse into Moon Maid DX, which resembles Omega Moon Maid but with Shoutmon DX's chest armor, wings and forearms. Moon Maid DX then uses her massive power to destroy the remaining Trashtors. Then out of nowhere, Bills-Two arrives more powerful than ever thanks to his Zenkai. "It's time for a new fusion!" said Hottie. Hottie then transformed into Super Hottie Godddess while Axe Cop sucked on a lemon and transformed into Axe Cop With Lemon. Super Hottie Goddess then then gave Axe Cop With Lemon, Ballistamon, Super NES Angry Video Game Nerd, Segata Sanshiro and Mr. T a piece of coconut, as soon as they ate their individual piece they fused into "Axe Hottie X5", which resembles Axe Hottie X4 but with Mr. T's gold jewelry. The combined forces of Axe Hottie X5, Dick Tracy Paladin Mode and Moon Maid DX then charged at Bils-Two, as well as the entire Imperial Army, and takes them all down without breaking a sweat. Overpowered, the Guild quickly flees the Dick Tracy-verse. To be continued...

Chapter 60

September 2 (yesterday): Dick Track and his partner/sidekick, Sam Catchem, have joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Stiletta Jones, the wife of the late Flattop, joins the Guild of Super Evil. Present day: The Department of Hotness arrive at The Modifyers-verse, while there our heroes find out that they are too late as the Guild have already invaded, but that doesn't stop our heroes from fighting back. Our heroes battle a horde of Trashtors is being led by Baron Vain. Wexter breathes fire of Aget Xero, transforing her into "Agent Xero Fire" and uses her fire breathe to take down alot of Trashtors. Dick Tracy uses a Gold Flower to transform into "Gold Dick Tracy" and uses golden fireballs to turn turn a bunch of Trashtors into gold coins. "Sweet, coins" said Scott Pilgrim as he kept picking them up. Halfway during the battle, Bills-Two, now stronger than ever, shows up. Hottie, in her Super Hottie Goddess transformation, and Axe Cop, in his Axe Cop With Lemon form, each eat a piece of coconut and fuses into Axe Hottie, who then has Wexter breathe fire on her, transforming her into Omega Axe Hottie. Omega Axe Hottie then throws Ballistamon, Super NES Angry Video Game Nerd, Segata Sanshiro, Mr. T, ZekeGreymon and Chuck Norris each a piec of coconut. As soon as all eight eat their respective piece of coconut, they and fuse into the super being "Axe Hottie X7". Axe Hottie X7 resembles Omega Axe Hottie but with Shoutmon X7's chest armor (minus the "V" and Dorulumon's head) & MacField-brand mic, Super NES Angry Video Game Nerd's gear, Chuck Norris' kung-fu outfit, Segata Sanshiro's black belt in karate and Mr. T's gold jewelry. The sight of Axe Hottie X7 has Baron Vain running. The combined forces of Axe Hottie X7, Agent Xero Fire and Gold Dick Tracy takes down Bills-Two and the entire Trashtor horde. A battered a beatened Bills-Two onece again retreats. And so once again the day is save thanks to the Department of Hotness. To be continued....

Chapter 61

The Department of Hotness arrive at the city of Metropolis at the Metropolis-verse, a futuristic world that is completely in black & white and there is hardly any sound. The city has already been invaded by the Guild of Super Evil. People were running and screaming. "AHHH!" said the running and screaming people via title card. Our heroes soon fight off the Guild's Imperial Army. An epic battle ensues. Halfway during the battle, Bills-Two show up and, tired of holding back his power, transforms into a Super Saiyan 3. Axe Cop, after transforming into Axe Cop With Lemon, shows Hottie a white and golden unicorn horn from his universe and tells her that it has the the power to perform a special kind of fusion known as "Final Fusion" but they should use while as Omega Axe Hottie. Hottie then transforms into Super Hottie Goddess. Super Hottie Goddess and Axe Cop With Lemon each eat a piece of coconut and fuse into Axe Hottie. Axe Hottie then has Wexter breathe fire on her, transforming her into Omega Axe Hottie. Omega Axe Hottie then puts the golden unicorn horn on her head and shouts "FFFIIIIINNNAAALLLLL FFFUUUSSIIIOOONNNNN!". Then all of the sudden the entire Department of Hotness fused into Omega Axe Hottie, the DigiMentals were also fused into Omega Axe Hottie.... but that was only the beginning. Thousands of portals begin opening throughout the sky. These portals were not only connected to the Dick Tracy-verse, but the universe where The Dick Tracy Show takes place, the universe where the Dick Tracy cartoon shown on Archie's TV Funnies takes place, the universe where the 1990 Dick Tracy movie takes place, the universe where the 1945 Dick Tracy movie takes place and the universe where the 1937 Dick Tracy film serial takes place. With these portals open, Omega Axe Hottie was able to fuse with every single Dick Tracy character that has ever existed in fiction. That was the day Omega Axe Hottie became "Axe Hottie X7 Superior Mode", a fusion of all the members of the Department of Hotness, the DigiMemories and every single Dick Tracy character ever created. Axe Hottie X7 Superior Mode resembled Omega Axe Hottie but with a golden unicorn horn, gold boots, a white & gold police uniform, Shoutmon X7 Superior Mode's chest armor, wings and mic. With her massive power, Axe Hottie X7 Superior Mode sends Super Saiyan 3 Bills-Two flying by flicking him in the forehead. The sight of Axe Hottie X7 Superior Mode make the entire armada of the Guild's Imperial Army running. Axe Hottie X7 Superior Mode then takes off the golden unicorn horn, de-fusing the Department of Hotness and teleporting all the Dick Tracy characters back to their designated universes. To be continued....

Chapter 62

September 10, 2013: Uncle Grandpa & his friends and Leonard, Sheldon, Howard & Raj from The Big Bang Theory are recruit onto the Department of Hotness. As soon as they are transported onto the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, the cast of The Big Bang Theory start geeking out over the members of the Dept. of Hotness, including the crew of the Enterprise and the Avengers. Present day: At the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Mordecai, sitting alone are staring at the stars, is still heartbroken after Margaret got admitted to her dream University and couldn't be Mordecai's girlfriend since she be leaving town. Meanwhile, the Novi Stars have recently befriended Mysta AKA Moon Maid and have invited her on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren. Moon Maid then spots Mordecai sitting all alone and sad. "Who's that?" said Moon Maid, "Oh, that's Mordecai" said Alie Lectric "he just went through a break up", "Awww" said Moon Maid "I think I'll go cheer him up". Moon Maid then walked over to Mordecai and sat next to him. "Hi" said Moon Maid, "Oh uh, hey" said Mordecai", "My name's Mysta, but everyone calls me Moon Maid" said Mood Maid "You must be Mordecai", uh, yeah, heh heh" said Mordecai. The two then starred at the stars quietly for a minute or two. "So, wanna get some coffee" said Moon Maid, "sure" said Mordecai. The two were then drinking coffee together at the ship's cafeteria. Mordecai then told Moon Maid the story of when he asked Margaret to be his girlfriend but is turned down by her after she is accepted into her dream college while Moon Maid tells Mordecai the story of when she was killed in a car bomb meant for Dick Tracy, her husband, Junior Tracy, remarrying, and the events on when she was brought back from the dead. The two were bonded after telling their stories of love and loss. After they finished their coffee, Moon Maid gives Mordecai a little kiss on the cheek and head off. Rigby saw what happened and asked him what was going on, all Mordecai said was "Dude, I think I have a new crush". To be continued....

Chapter 63

Thanos leaves the Guild of Super Evil for unknown reasons while Loki takes his place. Meanwhile, Carmen, the 2nd-in-command of the Guild of Super Evil, leads an attack on the Axe Cop-verse in order to get her hands on a unicorn horn, which grants wishes. But Hottie and the Department of Hotness catch up to her and decide to fight her by forming the galaxy sized Gunman "Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann". It's starts off with Grapearl Lagann piloting the Arc-Variblune, the Arc-Variblune combines with Arc-Gurren Lagann to form Goren Arc-Gurren Lagann, Goren Arc-Gurren Lagann then merges with the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren to form Super Galaxy Grapearl Lagann, then all the members of the Department of Hotness, each with their own individual Lagann, combine their Spiral Energy with Super Galaxy Grapearl Lagann to form Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann. Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann resembles Tengen Toppa Grapearl except it's red, has a Gundam helmet and has triangle shades (like Gurren) on both the head and chest. Knowing that she's overpowered, yet again, Carmen decides to use the unicorn horn to wish for a giant robot that's the same size as Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann. After making the wish, she creates "Uni-Granzeboma" which is simlar to Granzeboma only it has a uncorn horn instead of the Anti-Spiral homeworld on top of it's head. Carmen pilots Uni-Granzeboma from the center of the horn. The two galaxy sized mechas then fight each other on a intergalactic scale. Uni-Granzenoma uses nemerous unicorn horn drills while Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann uses Weapon Creation, the power to create weapons out of Spiral Energy. Many of the weapons used (one at a time) against Uni-Granzenoma via Weapon Creation include Dick Tracy's tommy gun, Axe Cop's axe, the Angry Video Game Nerd's Super Scope, Leonardo's twin katanas, Linkara's magic gun, Batman's batarangs, Scott Pilgrim's Power of Love sword, Jean Luc Picard's phaser, Captain America's shield, Worf's Bat'leth, The Gokaiger's Gokai Gun & Gokai Sabre, Gokai Silver's Gokai Spear, Batman's batarangs, Mega Silver's Silver Blazer, Mega Red's Battle Riser and Numerous Giga Drill Break-sized Drills. In the end Uni-Granzenoma is defeated and destroyed by Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann while Carmen retreats via teleportation. To be continued....

Chapter 64

The Department of Hotness arrive at Wonderland (now known as Londerland) in the American McGee's Alice-verse. Maddie Hatter was excited to see an alternate version of Wonderland at first but when she saw Londerland, her expression was the opposite. Londerland was a twisted version of the Wonderland seen in the novel. While there, Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop and Maddie Hatter, held try-outs for new teammates. The only one who showed up was Alice Liddell with a knife in her hand, she looked at our heroes with a crazed look in her eyes. "Your in" said Axe Cop as he put out his hand for Alice, but instead of shaking his hand, Alice attacked our heroes for no reason other than the fact that she's crazy. Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess, teleports behind Alice and knocks her out with a karate chop. Alice wakes up tied to a chair, she then apologises to our heroes and asks to be set free. Hottie then unties her. "Why did you attack us?" said Hottie, "I've been through alot" said Alice. Then out of nowhere, Londerland invaded by a horde of the Imperial Army of the Guild of Super Evil. It is also revealed that the Card Guards have been recruited into the Imperial Army. The rest of the Department of Hotness arrive and battles the Imperial Army. Alice leaves to change into her Fleshmaiden dress, she then pushes herself into Hysteria Mode and Curb Stomps a bunch of Trashtors without breaking a sweat. Halfway during the battle, the Supetastic 6 United Army (from Super Milestone Wars 3: The Supetastic 6 Rises) arrives to help our heroes out. Axe Cop gives Hysteria Mode Alice and Ballistamon each a piece of coconut, as soon as the two each eat their respected piece, they perform Coconut Fusion and become Alice X2, which resembles Hysteria Mode Alice wearing her Fleshmaiden dress and Shoutmon X2's chest armor and forearms. Mikey Kudo then uses his X Loader to DigiFuse the "Alice X2" and Dorulumon into "Alice X3", which resembles Hysteria Mode Alice wearing her Fleshmaiden dress and Shoutmon X3's chest armor, minus the V which is replaced by an omega symbol, and forearms. Alice X3 then picks up the Star Sword and becomes "Alice X4". With the Vorpal Blade in one hand and the Star Sword in the other, Alice X4 defeats the entire Imperial Army with ease. Then out of nowhere, Bills-Two arrives to challenge our heroes. Hottie, then hand Goku and Vegeta each a piece coconut, as soon as all three eat their respected piece, they perform Coconut Fusion and become "Hotgito", who resemble Hottie with Super Saiyan hair, Vegito's clothes and Hottie motorcycle boots. Hotgito then transforms into a Super Saiyan God. Hotgeta and Alice X4 then deliver a no holds bar beat down on Bills-Two. A bruised and battered Bills-Two hen regenerates and retreats. In the end Alice becomes a new member of the Department of Hotness. To be continued...

Chapter 65

The Department of Hotness arrive at Wonderland (now known as Londerland) in the American McGee's Alice-verse. Maddie Hatter was excited to see an alternate version of Wonderland at first but when she saw Londerland, her expression was the opposite. Londerland was a twisted version of the Wonderland seen in the novel. While there, Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop and Maddie Hatter, held try-outs for new teammates. The only one who showed up was Alice Liddell with a knife in her hand, she looked at our heroes with a crazed look in her eyes. "Your in" said Axe Cop as he put out his hand for Alice, but instead of shaking his hand, Alice attacked our heroes for no reason other than the fact that she's crazy. Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess, teleports behind Alice and knocks her out with a karate chop. Alice wakes up tied to a chair, she then apologises to our heroes and asks to be set free. Hottie then unties her. "Why did you attack us?" said Hottie, "I've been through alot" said Alice. Then out of nowhere, Londerland invaded by a horde of the Imperial Army of the Guild of Super Evil. It is also revealed that the Card Guards have been recruited into the Imperial Army. The rest of the Department of Hotness arrive and battles the Imperial Army. Alice leaves to change into her Fleshmaiden dress, she then pushes herself into Hysteria Mode and Curb Stomps a bunch of Trashtors without breaking a sweat. Halfway during the battle, the Supetastic 6 United Army (from Super Milestone Wars 3: The Supetastic 6 Rises) arrives to help our heroes out. Axe Cop gives Hysteria Mode Alice and Ballistamon each a piece of coconut, as soon as the two each eat their respected piece, they perform Coconut Fusion and become Alice X2, which resembles Hysteria Mode Alice wearing her Fleshmaiden dress and Shoutmon X2's chest armor and forearms. Mikey Kudo then uses his X Loader to DigiFuse the "Alice X2" and Dorulumon into "Alice X3", which resembles Hysteria Mode Alice wearing her Fleshmaiden dress and Shoutmon X3's chest armor, minus the V which is replaced by an omega symbol, and forearms. Alice X3 then picks up the Star Sword and becomes "Alice X4". With the Vorpal Blade in one hand and the Star Sword in the other, Alice X4 defeats the entire Imperial Army with ease. Then out of nowhere, Bills-Two arrives to challenge our heroes. Hottie, then hand Goku and Vegeta each a piece coconut, as soon as all three eat their respected piece, they perform Coconut Fusion and become "Hotgito", who resemble Hottie with Super Saiyan hair, Vegito's clothes and Hottie motorcycle boots. Hotgito then transforms into a Super Saiyan God. Hotgeta and Alice X4 then deliver a no holds bar beat down on Bills-Two. A bruised and battered Bills-Two hen regenerates and retreats. In the end Alice becomes a new member of the Department of Hotness. To be continued...

Chapter 66

September 26th, 2013: Leonard from The Big Bang Theory joins the Department of Hotness. September 29th. Team Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog (the video game series) joins the Department of Hotness while at the same time Dr. Eggman joins the Guild of Super Evil. Present day. Our heroes arrive at the land of Ooo in the Adventure Time-verse. As soon as our heroes reach the Candy Kingdom, it get's invaded by the Guild's Imperial Army led by The Lich. Lucy, Queen Chrysalis and her Changelings were there to. Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess and uses a Gold Flower to transform into Gold Super Hottie Goddess. Dick Tracy wears Jake the Dog's body as armour, which is referred to as the Jakesuit, Dick Tracy then uses an Invincibility Leaf to transform the Jakesuit into the "White Raccoon Jakesuit" so that Jake won't get hurt. Finn the Human sucks on a lemon that transforms him into "Finn With Lemon", giving him superpowers including the power to materialise lemon grenades for him to throw and a lemon wedge in his Demon Blood Sword. Marceline the Vampire Queen also sucks on a lemon and transforms into "Marceline With Lemon". Princess Bubblegum's has Axe Cop's pet dinosaur, Wexter, breathe fire on her, which he does, transforming her into "Princess Bubblegum Fire", giving her power over fire. BMO uses the Star Sword (formed from the Starmons) and becomes "BMO + Star Sword". The Bravest Warriors, comprised of Chris, Beth, Danny, Wallow and Plum each eat a coconut and perform Coconut Fusion, fusing them all into the Super Bravest Warrior "Chris X5". Our heroes then face the Imperial Army head on, an epic battle ensues. Gold Super Hottie Goddess shoots golden fireballs at Trashtors, transforming them into gold coins. "Sweet, coins" said Scott Pilgrim as he picked them up. Dick Tracy with his White Raccon Jakesuit clobbers a bunch of Trashtors without breaking a sweat. Finn with Lemon and Marceline With Lemon continuously throw lemon grenades at a bunch of Trashtors. Princess Bubblegum Fire uses her fire breath on a bunch of Trashtors. BMO + Star Sword and Chris X5 finishes off the rest of the Trashtors. And everyone else fought off the rest of the Imperial Army. Halfway during the battle, Flame Princess, who is now queen, leads an army of the Fire Kingdom's finest warriors to aide our heroes. Flame Princess then merges herself with Axe Cop, forming an even more powerful version of Axe Cop Fire. The Axe Cop Fire/Flame Princess hybrid then fights a whole bunch of bad guys. In the end the Imperial Army is defeated and Gold Super Hottie Goddess shoots a bunch of golden fireballs at The Lich, severely weakening him and causing him to spit up gold coins as if he was spitting up blood. The forces of the Guild then retreat. To be continued...

Chapter 67

Axe Cop has recently gave Hottie her own fireman axe just like his only her's is pink. Meanwhile, The Department of Hotness fight the Guild of Super Evil in some random alternate Earth. Hottie uses her pink axe to chop off a bunch of Trashtor's heads, "I will chop your heads off!" yelled Hottie as she chopped of the Trashtors' heads. Halfway during the battle, Bills-Two arrives, Hottie then transforms into Super Hottie Goddess, and then after that uses a Gold Flower to transform into Gold Super Hottie Goddess. Christopher Aonuma then has Greymon and MailBirdramon DigiFuse into MetalGreymon, he then has MetalGreymon Digivolve into ZekeGreymon. Gold Super Hottie Goddess then feeds ZekeGreymon a piece of coconut while at the same eats a piece of her own, the two then perform Coconut Fusion and become "Hottie DX", which resembles Gold Super Hottie Goddess but with Shoutmon DX's chest armor, wings and arm weapons. Hottie DX then combats Bills-Two. In the end, Bills-Two is defeated and himself, as well as the rest of the Guild's Imperial Army retreats. To be continued...

Chapter 68

Mr. T and Segata Sanshiro have left the Depaartment of Hotness for unknown reasons. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness arrive at Earth-199999, AKA the Marvel Cinematic Universe, within the Marvel multiverse. While there, out heroes meet up with a group of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents led by Phil Coulson. The Avengers are surprised to see him alive. Agent Coulson notices that one of the members of the Department of Hotness are The Mane Six and is psyched to see them as he is very fond of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, he even has the trading cards. Hottie then warn Agent Coulson about the Guild of Super Evil and that they plan to attack this world. But as anyone does anything, an armada of Imperial Warships appear and start invading New York. The Imperial Army, mostly comprised of Trashtors, is bed led by Loki and is accompanied by Bills-Two. Our heroes then fight the the Imperial Army head on. Captain America, The Hulk and Thor each eats a piece of coconut and fuse into "Captain Thulk". With his combined power, Captain Thulk clobbers a good chunk of the Imperial Army. Linkara, with his Magic Gun and his own version of Captain America shield that he used against Lord Vyce that one time, also battles the the Imperial Army head on. The Beak, AKA Phineas and Ferb, uses a solid gold chainsaw borrowed by Axe Cop to chop up a bunch of Trashtors. Hottie and Bills-Two once again face off. Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess, she, along with Ballistamon, eats a piece of coconut and fuses into Hottie X2. Mikey Kudo then uses his X Loader to DigiFuse Hottie X2 and Dorulumon into "Hottie X3", which resembles Super Hottie Goddess but with Shoutmon X3's chest armor (minus the V which is replaced by a flaming h), forearms and tail. Shoutmon and Bills-Two then brawl but Bills-Two is eventually beaten tow a pulp and get's his head chopped off with Hottie X3's axe. Luckily Bills-Two grows it back but not before getting away. Loki challenges Hottie X3 but get's beaten to submission. In the end the Imperial Army retreats and Loki get's sent back to his prison in Asgard. To be continued...

Chapter 69

Moarte: HELLO, MY CHEEELDREN!.... I got nothing.

"Act I"

Gwen from Total Drama becomes a new member of the League of Goth Girls. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness arrive at Greendale at the Archieverse. While there, our heroes try to warn everyboy thaat the Guild of Super Evil were going to invade. They meet one of the inhabitants, Sabrina Spellman, Sonic (Archie version) recogises her instantly as he met her once. Hottie then told Sabrina about the Guild and how they conqueor alternate Earths. But it was too late as the the Guild's armada have already invaded. The city was invaded by a new type of robot army, the Robot Jack-'-lanterns, which were Halloween themed robots. The Robot Jack-o'-lanterns wre led by Bills-Two. Sabrina and our heroes head to her houe and into her basement, while there Sabrina shows them a set of magic rings that could help Sabrina help our heroes stop the Guild from taking her this world, the only problem was is that she doesn't know how to make the rings work. Kamen Rider Wizard tries scanning one of the rings with his Wizardriver, "Sabrina: The Animated Series, Please!" said the Wizardriver, then out of nowhere, an AU version of Sabrina Spellman appeared out of nowhere, specifically the one from Sabrina: The Animated Series, "What! Where am I?!" said the AU Sabrina, Hi, I'm Sabrina" said Sabrina Prime, No your not, I am said!" said the other Sabrina. "You both are" said Hottie "You're just from an alternate universe similar to this one" The ringed Wizard then summoned more AU Sabrinas. Two Sabrinas from both Sabrina and the Groovie Goolies and the live-action TV series appear. The three Sabrinas fought with magic while Hottie fought with fusion. Both Hottie, while in her Super Hottie Goddess form and Ballistamon perform Coconut Fusion, since Ballistamon doesn't have a mouth, he just conut piece inside his chest (that's how he's been doing it this whole time), the two were then fused into "Hottie X2", Mikey Kudo then used his X Loader to DigiFuse Hottie X2 and Dorulumon into Hottie X3 while at the same time DigiFuses the Starmons into the Star Sword. Hottie X3 then picked up the Star Sword and became "Hottie X4". Hottie X4, while wielding both her axe and the Star Sword, took on Bills-Two head on. Sabrina Prime noticed one last ring, she gives it to Wizard to scan, "Sabrina, Secrets of a Teenage Witch, Please!" said the Wizarriver, the AU Sabrina that matrialized was none other than the latest incarnation of Sabrina, the one from Sabrina, Secrets of a Teenage Witch, she and Sabrina Prime joins the other Sabrinas in battling the Robot Jack-o'-lanterns. In the end the Robot Jack-o'lanterns are destryed and Bills-Two is once again defeated by an even more powerful version of Hottie.

"Act II"

The Department of Hotness arrive at the moon of an alternate Earth with an alternate history where the moon landing actually was staged, thus nobody ever went to the moon. Our heroes arrive here because the Guardian of the Omniverse said that they must visit this version of the moon "Because Destiny Says So". Once they arrive on the Moon, they notice that this moon is fundamentally differnt from an other AU Moon, for one thing, there is oxygen, second there doesn't seem to be less gravity. They see a city on the moon called Moon City, as soon as they reach the city, it is inhabited with extraterestrial life. These Moon people resembles humans but with big eyes, green skin, pointy ears and giraffe-like horns. A couple of Moon government officials take our heroes to the Moon King. The Moon King then welcomes our heroes to the Moon. The Moon King then notices Hottie and is surprised to meet her as accordan to a Moon prophecy, Hottie is the chosen one, the one who will defend the omniverse from a great evil (Empress Lotora). Our then introduced to the Moon King's daughter, the Moon Princesss, also known as the most beautiful girl in the universe. As soon as Mordecai first laid eyes on her, he instantly becant infatuated. Moon Princess notices Mordecai looking at her and winks at him. The Moon King then shares the Moon's vast technology with our heroes including a wrist communicator that can generate a smartphont, laptop or iPad out of digital hard light, a flying car that's transforms into a giant robot and is capaple of interstelar/interdimesional travel, and a pai of earring called the "Lunerian Earrings". When two people wear the Lunerian Earrings on the opposite side of the ear and say the word "Fusion", they perform fusion but it lasts for 30 minutes, they come with a recharger that charges them up within one minute. Unlike the Potora earrings from Dragon Ball Z, which are magic, the Lunerian Earrings are pure technology. Meanwhile, Moon Princess starts flirting with Mordecai. To be continued...

Chapter 70

Moarte: Moarte: HELLO, MY CHEEELDREN!

Thomas, the meditation safety guy: *pops out of nowhere* Hey everybody, who's ready for some meditation safety tips? *turns around and notices Moarte*

Moarte: ...Boo.

Thomas, the meditation safety guy: Ahhhh! *screams like a little girl and runs off*

"Act I"

The Department of Hotness arrive at Zompire (zombie/vampire) Island... IN SPACE! (which is located in the Earth Minor universe). Zompire Island in Space has recently been annexed to the Guild of Super Evil. The only one's that could handle the hostile area is Hottie, the Xros Army United Army, Draculaura, in her White Raccoon Draculaura after using an Invincibility Leaf and Ghoulia Yelps, who's piloting the flying moon car that transforms into a robot. Or heroes are suddenly ambushed by a horde of zompires who hunger for both blood and brains. Since Hottie doesn't kill bad guys, only fight and defeat them, she uses her De-Corpseinator Ray, a ray gun designed by the Moon aliens that was powered by Princess Bubblegum's De-Corpseinator serum. Hottie then used the De-Corpseinator Ray to turn all the evil Zompires into good vampires. Then out of nowhere, The viceroy of Zompire Island in Space, whose name is Count Zomcula, arrives with an army of Trashtors. "I vont to sohk yu brains!" said Count Zomcula. White Raccoon Draculaura uses her invincible power to destroy the Trashtors without breaking a sweat. The remaining Trashtors start shooting at White Raccoon Draculaura but since she's invulnerable, she is unharmed. Hottie tries using her De-Corpseinator Ray on Count Zomcula but it has no effect on him as he was born a Zompire, he then transforms into his hideous and much more powerful monster form that's the size of the transforming moon mecha. Ghoulia shoots a laser from the robot's finger at Zomcula's brain but it has no effect on him, she then uses a solar ray on him but it that doesn't have no effect on him either. It turns out that Count Zomcula does not have all the weaknesses of either vampires or zombies. Hottie then decides to kick it up a notch and transforms into Super Hottie Goddess, she then performs Coconut Fusion with Ballistamon to form Hottie X2, Mikey Kudo then DigiFuses the Starmons into the Star Sword. Hottie X2 then picks up the Star Sword. Mikey, with the help of Nene Amano, Double Xros Hottie X2 + Star Sword, Dorulumon and Sparrowmon into Hottie X5, which resembles Hottie X4 but with Shoutmon X5's shield and wings. Count Zomcula uses his claws to slash Hottie X5 but she use her shield to block the attack. Hottie X5 then grabs Count Zomcula with one hand, goes out into space and throws him into a black hole. In the end Zompire Island in Space is liberated from both Count Zomcula and the Guild's control.

"Act II"

Meanwhile, on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren. Ever since the last chapter, Mordecai and Moon Maid have bonded. Mordecai soon starts having feeling for Moon Princess but can't make himself admit it as he still misses Margaret. Little does Mordecai realise is that Moon Princess has fallen in love with Mordecai. Moon Princess confronts Mordecai and tells him that she loves him and that she want to be his boyfriend. Mordecai says that he has feeling for her too but he can't be her boyfriend. He then tells the story of Margaret and the events of Steak Me Amadeus. "I understand" said Moon Princess as she hung her head down with a sad look in her face, she then walks away slowly. Meanwhile, Mordecai is visited by the ghost of the King of Mars (Abraham Lincoln from Adventure Time). The King of Mars convinces Mordecai that he must let go of the past and if that she doesn't make Moon Princess his girfriend, he'll regret it for the rest of his life. "Peace out" said the King of Mars as he disappears. Mordecai looks for Moon Princess and her sitting down sad with her head hung down. He surprises Moon Princess with a kiss on the cheek. Moon Princess turns around and blushes with a smile on her face as she notices that Mordecai was the one who kissed her cheek. "D, does that mean what I think it means" said Moon Princess, "yes, yes it does" said Mordecai. The two then shared a kiss. "Mordecai.... I love you" said Moon Princess with tears of joy, "..... I love you too" said Mordecai. The two then hugged. To be continued......

Chapter 71

"Act I"

The year is 1994 and a heroic good guy from an alternate Earth named Thaddeu "Tad" C. Magnum led a team of good guys balled the Bold Fighters. Members of the Bold Fighters include the Freedom Fighters from Sonic SatAM, Johnny 5 and Gumby, Pokey, Prickle, Goo and Minga. The Bold Fighters defended Tad C. Magnum's world from the evil Monuel, an anthropomorphic wolf who was both a mob boss and a warlock. Present day: After over decade, Tad Magnum reforms the Bold Fighters (minus the Freedom Fighters who are part of Team Sonic in Super Milestone Wars 3: The Supetastic 6 Rises) in order to combat the Guild of Super Evil with the rest of the good guy factions including the Department of Hotness.

"Act II"

Chuck Norris has officially been made a full fledged member of the Department of Hotness while at the same time Axe Cop adopted sons "Hypno-Monkey Boy and Super Bat Boy" and the rest of Dick Tracy's Major Crimes Unit join the Department of Hotness as well. Also Hottie has a new pet named Ultima who is an Ultimasaurus from the Axe Cop universe. Ultima has the power of flight, machine gun arms and sunglasses like Wexter, but unlike Wexter, Ultima breathes lightning and triangle shades (like Kamina). Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness arrive at the universe of Wander Over Yonder. While there our heroes explore some random planet. That was the day Wander met Rosie Sparkles. As soon as Wander laid eyes on her, it was love at first sight. Rosie liked the way Wander looked at her. The planet is soon attacked by the Guild of Super Evil led by Lord Hater and accompanied by Bills-Two. Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess while Axe Cop, with Wexter's help, transforms into Axe Cop Fire, the two then perform Coconut Fusion and become Axe Hottie. Axe Hottie, Hypno-Monkey Boy, Super Bat Boy, Wexter and Ralph Wrinkles then use Ultro Power to fuse into "Super Hypno Double Monkey Batgirl Axe Hottie Familisaurus Rex Wrinkles", whick resembles Axe Hottie but with bat wings, a monkey's tail, Ralph Wrinkle's ears and Wexter's machine gun arms. Super Hypno Double Monkey Batgirl Axe Hottie Familisaurus Rex Wrinkles then fights Bills-Two while at the same time, the rest of the Department of Hotness fight the rest of the Department of Hotness fight the rest of the Guild's Imperial Army while at the same time again, Lord Hater, in a comedic fashion, tries to destroy Wander and fail miserably. For the first time ever, David Eels, Kellyn Levy and Dorinda Galen join the fight using powered armor given to them by Moon Princess' people. Designated Dean also joins the fight using the flying moon car that transforms into a robot, which he named "Big Jack". In the end the Guild is defeated, yet again, and Lord Hater get's his head stuck in a pickle jar for unknown reasons. Wander hugs Rosie, which makes her blush, and asks Super Hypno Double Monkey Batgirl Axe Hottie Familisaurus Rex Wrinkles if he could take her along, "Sure" said Super Hypno Double Monkey Batgirl Axe Hottie Familisaurus Rex Wrinkles. Moon Princess takes a liking to Rosie and asks her to be her BFF, which Rosie kindly agrees to. To be continued....

Chapter 72

The Department of Hotness arrive at the FLCL-verse. While there Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop hold try outs for new members. The only one to show up to these try outs is Haruko Haruhara who, after 12 years, has returned to Earth. Haruko decides to join the Department of Hotness but only cause she's bored. Then out of nowhere, Carmen and Bills-Two arrive with an army of Trashtors. The rest of the Department beam down to combat the Trashtors while Hottie confronts Bills-Two. First Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess while Axe Cop has Wexter breathe fire on Axe Cop, transforming him into Axe Cop Fire. Then Christopher Aonuma has Greymon DigiFuse with MailBirdramon to form MetalGreymon, who then Digivolves into ZekeGreymon. Then Super Hottie Goddess and Axe Cop Fire perform Coconut Fusion and form Axe Hottie. Axe Hottie, Hypno-Monkey Boy, Super Bat Boy, Wexter and Ralph Wrinkles then use Ultro Power to fuse into "Super Hypno Double Monkey Batgirl Axe Hottie Familisaurus Rex Wrinkles". Then Super Hypno Double Monkey Batgirl Axe Hottie Familisaurus Rex Wrinkles uses a Gold Flower while at the same time performs Coconut Fusion with ZekeGreymon to form "Hottie X7", which resembles Super Hypno Double Monkey Batgirl Axe Hottie Familisaurus Rex Wrinkles but is completely gold, thanks to the Gold Flower, and has Shoutmon DX's chest armor (minus the wings which is replaced by gold bat wings. Mario gives Haruko an Invincibility Leaf to use, which she does to transform into "White Raccoon Haruko". White Raccoon Haruko then used her invincible power to clobber Carmen and take out a bunch of Trashtors while Hootie X7 used her golden fire breath to transform another bunch into gold coins. David Eels uses a motorcycle, which was designed by the Moon people, to combat the Trashtors. This motorcycle was able to fly and had laser weapons, which David used to blast away the Trashtors. Moon Princess was also fighting the Trashtors, "Let's save the Omniverse with the POWER OF LOOOOOVE!" said Moon Princess with a cheerful smile on her face. Moon Princess had the power to shoot destructive energy beams from her hands, which she used to destroy the remaining Trashtors. Bills-Two tried to use the Kamehameha wave at Hotie X7 but she uses her golden fire breath to transform the powerful ki blast into a bunch of coins, she then uses her machine gun arms to blast away Bills-Two. Luckily Bills-Two regenerates as he, as as Carmen, retreats. In the end, Haruko becomes a new member of the Department of Hotness. Moon Princess runs up to Haruko and does a special handshake with her that Gentaro Kisaragi AKA Kamen Rider Fourze taught her. "Now we're friends" said Moon Princess, "Uh, okay" said Haruko in confusion. To be continued...

Chapter 73

The Department of Hotness arrive at the Sgt. Frog-verse. While there, our heroes meet Sergeant Keroro, who demands them to knell before him, instead it just makes Moon Princess run up and hug him, "Awww, he so cute" said Moon Princess. Then out of nowhere, the Imperial Armada of the Guild of Super Evil invades. The Armada beam down a horde of Trashtors led by Carmen and Bills-Two. "Hey! They can't invade the Earth, that's my job" said Keroro. Hottie uses a Gold Flower to transform into Gold Super Hottie Goddess and takes on Bills-Two head on. Wexter breathes fire on Axe Cop, transforming him into Axe Cop Fire. Gold Super Hottie Goddess then has her pet dinosaur, Ultima, use his lightning breathe on Axe Cop Fire, transforming him into "Axe Cop Lightning", a more powerful form of Axe Cop Fire that not only has fire powers, but electrical powers as well. Axe Cop Lightning then shoots lightning at a bunch of Trashtors, incinerating them. Gold Super Hottie Goddess also has Ultima breathe lightning on Chuck Norris, giving him electrical powers too. Chuck Norris then shoots lightning at another group of Trashtors. Kamina sucks on a lemon, which transforms him into "Kamina With Lemon", "Mine are the lemon grenades that will pierce the heavens!" shouted Kamina With Lemon as he threw a bunch of lemon grenades at some Trashtors, destroying them "Kick reason to the curb and go Beyond the Impossible. That's how the Department of Hotness rolls" shouted Kamina With Lemon as he used his lemon sword to chop off the remaining Trashtors' heads "I said it before and I'll say it again! WHO THE H*LL DO YOU THINK I AM?!" shouted Kamina With Lemon after being victorious. Bills-Two uses his God of Destruction Super Energy Sphere technique on Gold Super Hottie Goddess, but Gold Super Hottie Goddess fires multiple golden fireballs at the huge energy sphere, turning it into a bunch of gold coins, which rained down. Gold Super Hottie Goddess and Axe Cop Lightning take on Bills-Two head on a defeat him. Carmen tries to take on Gold Super Hottie Goddess herself but get's clobbered instead. In the end the Guild's forces retreats. To be continued....

Chapter 74

It was Halloween night, and at the Technodrome something was happening. "Did you get it?" said Empress Lotora? Yes, yest I did" said Carmen as she presents her with a candle, but it was no ordinary candle, it was an evil magic candle. It was the black-flamed candle, th only thing that bring the Sanderson Sisters back to life. "All we need now is a virgin to light the candle" said Lotora, "I guess that's you, Mina" said Trina Riffin AKA Stiletto as she pushed Mina Buff towrds the black-flamed candle. Mina slowly and nervously lit the black-flame. As soon as it was lit, the fire turns black, and the Sanderson Sisters are brought back to life. "AHAHAHAHA! Sisters! We have returned once again!" said Winifred Sanderson (FYI, they have been brught back alive before in Super Milestone Wars 2), "Winnie, I smell children" said Mary Sanderson, The Biskit Twin then run and hide behind Mechakara in terror. "Witches, I have brought you back to for one purpose, to destroy Hottie, and the Department of Hotness", "And what's in it for us, hmmmm? said Winifred, some of the members of the Department of Hotness are children, "Ah yes, children for us to suck the life out of so that we may be young a beautiful forever!" said Winifren, "Sisters! Come! We fly!". Meanwhile, our heroes are at a Halloween party in the catacombs of Monster High. Moon Princess is dressed as Chun-Li from Street Fighter, which turns Mordecai on, while Hottie and the rest of the costumed superhero members of the Department of Hotness are going as themselves (I'd tell you what costumes the members are wearing but I don't have time so you'll just have to use your imagination). Little do our heroes realize is that the Technodrome is hovering right over Monster High. The Sanderson Sisters lead a fleet of Gunskippers on an attack. Hottie, Kamen Rider Wizard, the Magirangers, Gandalf, the Bratzillas and Harry Potter go out and see the Sanderson Sister's floating on broomsticks, "Prepare to meet thy doom!" said Winifred Sanderson, "Not if I got antyhing to say about it" said Hottie as she shot fire at the witches "She makes fire from her hands" said Winifred. Hottie then transforms into Super Hottie Godddes and leads the magical members of the Department of Hotness against the evil witches. And yet another epic battle ensues. To be continued (the story will continue in Act I of the next chapter).....

Chapter 75

"Act I"

Last time on Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in in the World. The Sanderson Sisters were brought back to life and were made to fight the Department of Hotness. After an epic battle, dawn came and the witches explode. Luckily the witches were injected with Deboth cells before the battle. Luckyuro waters whatever remains of the witches with his Sukusuku Joyro and they are revived an enlarged. The giant Sanderson Sisters then battle the combined might of Grapearl Lagann, Gurren Lagann, Gokaioh, Goujyujin Kyoryuzin and Kamen Rider J. The giant witches are ultimately destroyed by Grapearl Lagann and Gurren Lagann's "Power Move", the "Double Giga Drill Break".

"Act II"

Hottie has decided not have an axe as a weapon since she didn't need it as she powers far beyond that of even Axe Cop himself, Meanwhile, Destiny has been kidnapped by Mechakara, who was disguised as Linkara, who was subdued with a chinese finger trap and locked in a closet on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren. Hottie finds Linkara in a closet and knows about everything but it is too late. Our heroes track down the Technodrome, which is located at Beverly Hills at Hottie's home universe. Then suddenly, a woman with glasses and an adventurer outfit appears out of nowhere. The woman, whose name is Kim, is revealed to be (the former) Emperor Vakudos's and the mother of Lotora. A long time ago, Emperor Vakudos fell in love with her and and eloped. Despite being evil, Kim saw good in him and wanted to help him As soon as Lotora was born, she feared that she would turn evil, since he inherited Vakudos' radioactive snake evil, so she built a wrist device that could traveled dimensions and went from alternate Earth to alternate looking for a cure, and she hasn't been back since, until now. Our heroes travel to Beverly Hills in the Hottie-verse and join the Resistance in a epic battle that caused Beverly Hills to catch on fire. Empress Lotora confronts Hottie in her giant walking throne. Lotora has eventually grown homicidal and insane, also her hair was fixed to cover up half of her face. The two then duked it out but Hottie was eventually was overpowered by Lotora's throne, so Hottie transformed into Super Hottie Goddess, rips off the throne's arms and melts the throne with her heat vision. But that doesn't stop Lotora as she keeps punching and kicking Super Hottie Goddess, which does no harm to her cause she's invulnerable, while at the screaming incoherently. "Why do you have your hair covered up like that" said Hottie as she moved the part of her hair that was covering the right side of her face, which revealed that she was crying from her right eye. Her left eye showed homicidal rage while her right eyes showed crying and sadness. I don't want to fight you anymore, but what I would like to do.... is be your friend. Hottie then did a special handshake to Lotora that was taught to her by Gentaro AKA Kamen Rider. Then after that she hugged Lotora. Then suddenly, Lotora's fangs disappeared and her left eye stopped being in "homicidal rage mode" and started tearing up. After that Lotora, who was now good, started to cry uncontrollably. "Shhh, it's okay". Kim, along with Vakudos, then arrived to see that Lotor has been cured. Dad, who that lady?" said Lotora "Lotora, this is your mother" said Vakudos. Lotora then started crying again, ran up to her mother and hugged her. "Hottie, how on Earth did you cure her?" said Vakudos, "With the power of friendship" said Hottie with a thumbs up. Then Carmen starts attacking. "I guess that makes me the new leader of the Guild" said Carmen. But before Carmen could do anything, she get's blown into a wall by The Mane Six wielding the Elements of Harmony. In the end, Hottie's alternate Earth is liberated from Guild control, Destiny is saved, the Technodrome is destroyed. Krang is thrown into the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren's brig so that the Ninja Turtles can send him to the Utrom homeworld's prison, Bills-Two defects from the Guild cause he thinks "Being Evil Sucks" and Carmen is sent to prison at the the moon at Moon Princess' home universe. Since the Lunarians are a peaceful people, Carmen will be the very first prisoner. Even though Lotora's good now and Carmen's locked up, the Guild of Super Evil is still at large, but who will be the new leader?.... To be continued....

Chapter 76

Prologue: Eons ago, there was only one Multiverse. Long ago, on the Moon in the Tracyverse (Dick Tracy universe) there existed a Lunarian scientist named Zorndrek who became obsessed with observing the origins of the universe itself, despite an ancient legend that said discovering that secret would cause a great calamity. Zorndrek constructs a machine that pierces the temporal barrier and views the beginnings of time itself. Zorndrek catches a glimpse of the hand of creation depositing the speck that would become the entire cosmos. His machine explodes at that instant, and the multiverse itself is shattered causing the creation of the Omniverse, a multiverse of multiverses, as the multiverse replicates into a number of twelve multiverses. At this same moment, the Anti-Matter Multiverse is created, unleashing evil into the multiverse; thus, the Guardian of the Omniverse and the Anti-Guardian are born. As punishment for this act, Zorndrek is transformed into pure energy by his fellow Lunarians and is sent to forever wander the Ominiverse. Since then, he was responsible for all the evil that happened in the Omniverse and every suffering that the characters went through. He was also the one who manipulated the garden snake into getting into contact with some toxic waste, thus being responsible for both Vakudos and Lotora becoming evil.

Meanwhile, at Castle Vakudos, at Empire City, at the midnight cage, everyone was fighting each other on who should be the new leader of the Guild. Then out of nowhere, a being of pure energy appears at Castle Vakudos. It was none other than Zorndrek himself. He reconstructed himself in Antimatter Universe-2 in the Antimatter Multiverse and is now a Cosmic Entity and a Type 6 in the "Super Weight" scale. He then declares himself the new emperor of the Guild of Super Evil. Meanwhile, since his wife, Selina Kyle, is pregnant Bruce Wayne has retired from being Batman completely. Luckily Bruce has a new replacement as Batman in the form of Robin John Blake. Our heroes then get an alert that the Guild has invaded the Tracyverse... again. Our heroes arrives in The City and see Zorndrek, grown to enormous size and causing havoc. PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD! I! AM! ZORNDREK! THE NEW LEADER OF THE GUILD OF SUPER EVIL! YOU WILL KNELL BEFORE ME, OR FEEL MY WRATH! Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess and takes Zorndrek head on but is no match. First Super Hottie Goddess uses a gold flower to transform into Gold Super Hottie Goddess while Axe Cop has Wexter breathe fire on him, transforming him into Axe Cop Fire. Gold Super Hottie Goddess, Axe Cop Fire, ZekeGreymon, Hypno Monkey Boy, Super Bat Boy, Wexter and Ralph Wrinkles form Hottie X7. Hottie X7 then fights Zorndrek but is still no match.Knowing Hottie X7 is outmatched, Mikey Kudo and Christopher Aonuma combine their Fusion Loaders so that Mikey can perform Final Xros on Hottie X7, DigiFusing her with the rest of Xros Heart United Army's Digimon, DigiMemories and all the Digital World's Digimon to form "Hottie X7 Superior Mode", which resembles Gold Super Hottie Goddesss but with Shoutmon's X7's chest armor, wings & mic. Hottie X7 Superior Mode then battles Zorndrek and clobbers him without breaking a sweat. Knowing he is outmatched, Zorndrek retreats. To be continued....

Chapter 77

"Act I"

The League of Planar Champions have been disbanded, but that didn't stop Tad DeCartoon from forming a new team. Tad wanted to reform the Tracy Agency, which he fought was defunct but it turns out it wasn't thanks to Dick Tracy's wife, Tess, taking it over, so he decided to form his own detective agancy, it was called the Axe Agency, he also started dressing like Dick Tracy and calling himself "Axe Detective", on the count of he used a golden axe as his weapon of choice. "I need a partner now" said Axe Detective. So Axe Detective had try outs and hired a partner. "My name is Kenny G" said Kenny G who was the only one who showed up, "tot anymore" said Axe Detective "now you're Flute Detective, now sign up here. We have more try-outs to hold". So Axe Detective and Kenny G AKA Flute Detective held more try-outs, the only one who showed up was none other than Mysta Chimera AKA Moon Maid II. "You're in" said Axe Detective as he shook Mysta's hand. The newly formed Axe Agengy then took Axe Detective dimension hoping spaceship, the Comicron-2, now renamed Space Coupe 3, to The Dick Tracy Show-verse. While there, Axe Detective held more try-outs. The only ones to show up to these try-outs were Joe Jitsu, Hemlock Holmes & the Retouchables, Heap O'Calorie, and Go-Go Gomez (FYI, Joe and Go-Go were no longer ethnic stereotypes). "You're all in" said Axe Detective. We need alien technology now, do you know were to get any Moon Maid?" said Axe Detective to Mysta. "Sorry but no" said Mysta, "that's okay, I know where to get some" said Axe Detective. Our heroes then headed to Galvan prime in the Ben 10-vere. Axe Detective then asked Azmuth himself to be the science officer of his Bas@$$ Crew, Azmuth agrees, despite thinking that Axe Detective is a weirdo. With the newly formed Axe Agency, Axe Detective is then ready to join the rest of the good guy teams, including the Department of Hotness, in the fight against the Guild of Super Evil throughout the Omniverse.

"Act II"

Seeing as the Evil Sorcerer is useless now, Zorndrek fires him. Next Zorndrek has his minions break Carmen out of Moon Jail, in which she is the only prisoner as Moon Princess's species are a peaceful people. Meanwhile, Dick Tracy is back from vacation and is ready go back to the Department of Hotness' epic adventures. Their latest adventure takes them in the Steven Universe... universe. While there our heroes meet the Crystal Gems, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl and Steven Universe. Our heroes warn the Crystal Gems of the Guild but i is too late as an armada of Imperial Warships arrive and beam down a horde of Trashtors led by Carmen. Carmen then used her hologram eyes to project a hologram of Zorndrek. "Ye gods! You never told me this Zorndrek was Lunarian like Moon Maid! said Dick Tracy. "People of this alternate Earth, surrender your planet or feel my wrath! said Zorndrek, "We will never surrender to the like of you" said Garnet, "So be it, destory them!" said Zorndrek right after the hologram message turned off. "Eat these" said Axe Cop as he hands the Crystal Gems pieces of coconut "They'll give you the power of fusion" "Um, alright" said the confused Pearl as she along with Garnet and Amethyst ate their respected piece of coconut, thus performing Coconut Fusion and merging into "Parnethyst", "Whoa! That was Awesome! said Steven, Axe Cop then hands Steven a piece of coconut "Your fusing with me kid" said Axe Cop to Steven, "Neat!" said Steven as he, along with Axe Cop ate teir respected piece of coconut and fusing into "Axe Steven". Hottie puts a unicorn horn on her head and said "I wish I had knew Kaioken just like Goku", Hotie now has the power of Kaioken. The combined might of Parnethyst and Axe Steven took down the Trashtors without breaking a sweat. "Kaioken atack!" screamed Hottie as she decides to test Kaioken on Carmen, Curb Stomping her in the process. An injured Carmen then beam back aboard her Mothership and goes off, taking the rest of the armada with her. In the end the Department of Hotness says their goodbyes to the Crystal Gems, but not before Moon Princess runs up to them the special Fourze friendship handshake with all four of them, "now we're friends" said the cheerful Moon Princess "I'm gonna make friends with everybody in the universe!", Right on!" said Steven with a thumbs up. To be continued....

Chapter 78

The Department of Hotness, along with the League of Goth Girls, arrive at Hotel Transylvania at the Hotel Transylvania-verse to warn Count Dracula of the Guild of Super Evil. Meanwhile, a vampire named Ruby recently got a job at Hotel Transylvania, she started off with a few small jobs around the place like cleaning, room service, luggage, booking, and taking care of some minor emergancies in case Dracula can't see to it right away. Eventually she became Dracula's assistant as well as Mavis's best friend, over that time she develops a crush on him but hides it because deep down she believes it will never happen. But it never stops her from being by his side and doing everthing she can to help. Sometime after Johnny came around, Dracula and Ruby finally admit their feelings for each other. They became boyfriend/girlfriend soon after the events of Mavis's 118th and still managed the hotel establishment together. Then out of nowhere, Zorndrek stops by Hotel Transylvania, uninvited, and challenges the Department of Hotness to a giant robot battle... on a galactic scale, Hottie and her team agree as Hottie and Chuck Norris pilot the Grapearl Lagann. The Arc-Variblune, which is piloted by Grapearl Lagann attaches itself to the Arc-Gurren Lagann, forming Goren Arc-Gurren Lagann which merges with the Super Galaxy Da-Gurren, forming Super Galaxy Grapearl Lagann. Then finaly, the rest of the members of the Department of Hotness enter their respected Laganns and combine their Spiral Energy with Super Galaxy Grapearl Lagann to form Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Zorndrek uses his power to create an exact copy of the Granzeboma, which he called the "Granzeboma Mk-II". The two galaxy-sized mecha then started to battle in a most epic way. Halfway during the battle, Kamina decides to kick it up a notch, Hotie agrees with him a performs the "Final Combine" technique, which involves Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann X-ing and un-X-ing it's arms, summoning every single super robot that has existed throughout fiction, examples include Gigantor, Mazinger Z (which was eventually given back to Koji Kabuto), Gette Robo, and much much more, All of the Omniverse's super robots fused with Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann to form the even larger "Super Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann", which is 1.8% the size of the observable universe and it resembles Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann but is made out of golden Golden Spiral Energy and and golden sunglasses and a white cape. Zorndrek then ups the anti by transforming Granzeboma Mk-II into "Super Granzeboma". The two enormous-sized mecha then fight each other. Super Granzeboma was eventually overpowered and defeated. Zorndrek then retreated. The Hotel Transylvania-verse was saved but Dracula and Ruby didn't notice as they were too busy embracing their love. To be continued....

Chapter 79

"Act I"

The Axe Agency was a big faliure, luckily Tad DeCartoon reformed the League of Planar Champion and re-named the Space Coupe 3 back to it's original name, the Comicron-2. Tad has also started dressing in the same outfit that Linkara wore in the more recent episode, 2001: A Space Odyssey #1. And so once again, the League of Planar Champion was off to join other good guy teams, mainly the Department of Hotness, in the battle against the Guild of Super Evil.

"Act II"

After their heroics in chapter 77, the Crystal Gems are now members of the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, in New York Ciny in some random alternate Earth, an epic battle the Department of Hotness and the Guild of Super Evil was in progrerss, in the most epic way possible. Uni-Man uses his unicorn horn to wish for both Hottie and ZekeGreymon to have Ultro Power. Hottie uses a Gold Flower to transform into Gold Super Hottie Goddess while at the same time performs Ultro Power with Axe Cop Fire, Hypno-Monkey Boy, Super Bat Boy, Wexter, Ralph Wrinkles and ZekeGreymon to form Hottie X7. Hottie X7 then used her machine gun arms to blow away a bunch of Trashtors. Flute Cop then gives the the three female Crystal Gems fruit to eat while Pac-Man gives him a Pac-Zilla Power Berry, giving him an immense increase in size and strength for 10 minutes or less. Garnet eats an apple that transforms her golden gauntlets into apple gauntlets that could shoot apples. Amethyst eats an avocado that transforms her into an avocado that could shoot avocado out of her hands "I'm Avocado Girl now!" said Amethyst AKA Avocado Girl. Pearl became "Pearl With Lemon", giving her the ability to generate lemon grenades from the pearl on her forehead and a lemon wedge on her teal-colored spear. Steven, Garnet, Avocado Girl and Pearl With Lemon then destroyed the rest of the Trashtors with ease. To be continued....

Chapter 80

Charlie Landers AKA Aaron Stone has recently been recruited to the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Dr. Necros has been recruited to the Guild of Super Evil.Meanwhile, Big Jack, the flying car that could transform into a robot, was permanently damaged during battle. Instead of going to the Moon in Moon Princess' home universe, our heroes decide to go to the abandoned Moon Valley at the Moon in the Tracyverse and look for some leftover Moon technology, but all they found was a single Air Car. "Ye gods! That's an Air Car! I remember those!" said Dick Tracy. Uni-Man took the Air Car a reverse engineered it, creating a fleet of Air Cars betrer than the original model. These new Air Cars were armed with dual mounted golden gatling guns that shot either gold-colored lasers or golden bullets, had force field that not only protected the pilot but could also help the pilot breathe in space, can go faster-than-light travel for space travel and could teleport from one alternate universe to the next. The Crystal Gems and the Major Crimes Unit decide to try out the new Air Cars on an armada of Gunskippers... a take them all down within a few minutes. Meanwhile, while battling a Horde of Trashtors, Mario uses a Gold Flower to transform into Gold Mario and shoots a golden fireball at Axe Cop, transforming him into "Axe Cop Fire Gold Mode". Both Gold Mario and Axe Cop Fire Gold Mode start shooting golden fireballs at the Trashtors, blowing them up into a bunch of gold coins. Meanwhile Pac-Man eats a avocado from Axe Cop's home universe while Flute Cop eats a pink Power Berry, Pac-Man then then turns into an avocado that could shoot out of his hands while Flute Cop gained the power to fly, Pac-Man and Flute Cop then fought against the remaining Trashtors with their avocado projectiles and flute. Meanwhile, Muscles Glasses has recently become the new pilot of the King Kittan Mk-II while at the same time, Kamen Rider 1 and Aka Ranger habecome the new co-pilots of the Twinboekun Mk-II. The Angry Video Game Nerd then uses his Lagann to combine the King Kittan Mk-II, Twinboekun Mk-II, Dayakkaiser and Kiyalunga to form Super King Kittan Deluxe. Super King Kittan Deluxe then fights a horde of Grand Trashtors, which resemble Trashtors but are large in size, have wings and can fly. Super King Kittan Deluxe then demolishes all the Grand Trashtors with ease. To be continued....

Chapter 81

All this time, it turns out that instead of Empress Lotora, Zorndrek was the great evil that the chosen one (Hottie) was meant to fight in the Moon prophecy (Moon Princess' Moon, not the Moon from Dick Tracy). Meanwhile Zorndrek has built a massive tower at the North Pole of the Moon in the Tracyverse and has declared himself the emperor of the moon. He has also conquered the planet of Hydro (also in the Tracyverse) and has recruited a race of fish-like aliens called the Hydonians into the Imperial Army of the Guild of Super Evil. Also, the Hydronian General, the leader of the Hydronians and ruler of planet Hydro, is made leader of the Imperial Army and co-2nd-in-command of the Guild of Super Evil alongside Carmen. Also he had made this tower, named Citadel Zorndyke, as the new base of operation while at the same time, leaving General Doom in charge of the Midnight Cage while at the same time, a Hydronian named Zontar is left in charge of planet Hydro. Also, the Gunskippers are replaced by Hydronian Gunships, which are now piloted by Trashtors. Meanwhile, Zorndrek hires an alien hitman (also from the Tracyverse) named the Snakeinator. The Snakeinator had a green muscular torso, his body from the waist down was a snake tail and his head was nothing but an orb of snakes with a giant eyeball, the snakeinator also sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Zorndrek pays him to assassinate Hottie. "The Snakeinator will now demonstrate his power!" said the Snakeinator as he chose to test his power on the Biskit Twins, a bunch of snakes pop out of both of his arms arm and bite both twins, turning them to stone. "Impressive" said Zorndrek, "Sadly, the Snakeinator's power only works on females, that's why the Snakeinator also use plasma weapons!" said the hammy Snakeinator as used his arm snakes to bite on the petrified Biskit Twin, turning them back to normal. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness has decided to explore the Tracyverse to see if there's alien life other that the Lunarians. Our heroes visit a planet called Zeta Reticuli, which is located in the star system of the same name. While there our heroes meet the infamous Grey aliens themselves. "Wow! This is the second alien race I've met so far... in my universe that is" said Junior Tracy. The introduction is cut short as the Pacinator starts terorizing the natives and sets his sights on Hottie. Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess and combats the Snakeinator. The Snakeinator uses his arm snaes to try to turn Super Hottie Goddess but her awesome power makes her immune. Super Hottie Goddess then clobbers the Snakeinator without breaking a sweat. "Ow my back!" said the bruised and beaten Snakeinator. To be continued.....

Chapter 82

The Department of Hotness battles the Guild of Super Evil in Knoxville, TN (in Earth Minor). During the epic battle, Axe Cop uses a Double Cherry while Mario sucks on a lemon from the Axe Cop-verse, Axe Cop transforms into Double Axe Cop while Mario transforms into Mario With Lemon, turning his oufit yellow and giving him the power to shoot lemon grenades out of his hands. The Axe Cop double sucks on a lemon, transforming him into Axe Cop With Lemon, while the real Axe Cop has Wexter breathe fire on him, transforming him into Axe Cop Fire. Mario With Lemon and Double Axe Cop then combat a bunch of Trshtors and demolish them without breaking a sweat. Meanwhile, Simon's Lagann's combines with the Kanzen GokaiOh to form "Kanzen GokaiOh Lagann", thus granting the Greater Power of Gurren Lagann to the Gokaigers. Kanzen GokaiOh Lagann then performs the "Giga Drill Kanzen Burst" on a squad of Grand Trashtors, destroying them in the process. Meanwhile, Chuck Norris performs a super leap out of Earth's orbit, he then and performs a flying side kick down Earth's atmosphere, the burning kick then crashes down on Earth, destroying a bunch of Trashtors. Meanwhile, while fighting the Hydronian General, Baman transforms into "Super Baman", which is similar to Monkey D. Luffy's Gear Second. Super Baman then clobbers the Hydronian General with his massive speed and strength. Meanwhile, Uni-Man uses his unicorn horn to wish for both Chad Stevens and Chris Novac to be black belts in karate. Chad and Chris then mop the floor with Troy Royal and his gang wile using their karate. Meanwhile, Scott Pilgrim uses all seven Chaos Emeralds to transform into "Super Scott Pilgrim" while Ramona Flowers uses a Gold Flower to transform into "Gold Ramona". Super Scott Pilgrim and Gold Ramona then use their awesome power to demolish a bunch of Trashtors. Meanwhile, Uni-Man also wishes for Ultro Power, which he uses to fuse with Hottie, merging the two into Uni-Hottie. Uni-Hottie then performs the "Giga Unicorn Horn Break" (which is similar to Gurren Lagann's Giga Drill Break but with a giant unicor horn) on the remaining Trashtors and Grand Trashtors. After an intense battle, the Guild is defeated yet again. To be continued....

==Chapter 83

After losing her family a long time ago, Alice Liddell has started to see King Salvatore, Queen Josephina and Princess Kai has her new family (see Super Milestone Wars 3: The Supetastic 6 Rises). Meanwhile, the unthinkable has happened. The evil Princess Jody (from Super Milestone Wars) has returned. She has built an evil army called Gel-Zangyack and has not only declared war on the Department of Hotness, but the Guild of Super Evil as well. And to make matters worse, she has collected six powerful gems called the Infinity Jewels. When Princess Jody puts them all in her axe, they form the Infinity Axe, which is similar to the Infinity Gauntlet, granting her power over basically everything. Meanwhile, Zorndrek recruits the Spatter Punks (as seen in RoboCop 3) into the ranks of the Imperial Army of the Guild of Super Evil. Meanwhile, the entire Department of Hotness takes on an army of Gormins and Barlo Soldiers and mop the floor with them. Then Princess Jody arrives, makes a Coy, Girlish Flirt Pose and cheerfully says "Hi I'm Princess Jody, the cutest and most beautiful princess in the whole wide world.... NOW PREPARE TO PERISH YOU PITIFUL WORMS!" she then pulls out the Infinity Axe and charges against the Department of Hotness takes them all out without breaking a sweat. Not even Chuck Norris is any match for Princess Jody and her Infinity Axe. To only one powerful enough to combat Princes Jody is Hottie X7 Superior Mode and Uni-Man. Halfway during the battle, Hottie X7 Superior Mode whips out two hands up towards Princess Jody's waist, shooting out flames that neatly severed her belt, which made Princess Jody furious, "NO ONE! MESSES! WITH! MY BELT!!! screamed Princess Jody. After an epic battle lasting for hours, it was a draw. Both Princess Jody with the Infinity Axe and the combined might of Hottie X7 Superior Mode and Uni-Man were evenly matched. Princess Jody later retreats, but not before picking up her ruined belt that fell off her waist, "You'll pay for ruining my pretty belt! YOU'LL ALL PAY!!!! To be continued...

Chapter 84

Katniss Everdeen (from The Hunger Games) and Princess Merida (from Brave) have recently been recruited into the Department of Hotness while at the same time, President Snow has been recruited into the Guild of Super Evil. Meanwhile, in the Dexter's Laboratory-verse, Lisa the babysitter is in her room crying cause she dumped her boyfriend, Jeff, for cheating on her. The next day, while a still heartbroken Lisa is babysitting Dexter and Dee Dee, a series of events occur that leads to Dexter's potion, which he was going to dispose of as it was made by mistake, inadvertently getting slipped into the Babysitter's drink, which transforms her into the same age as Dexter. Words could not describe how Dexter felt now that the girl of his dreams was now the same age as her, so he simply hugged her. As soon as Dexter hugged Lisa, she started to develop feelings for him. Pretty soon they became boyfriend and girlfriend. Dexter ever told Lisa about his secret laboratory and the fact that he was a member of the Department of Hotness as Dexstar, Boy of Wonder. Moments later, an armada of Zangyack Warships, led by a new and improved Gigant Horse invade Dexter's hometown. An army of both Gormin ad Gel-Shocker Combatmen, led by General Black, who transforms into Hiruchameleon, arrive on land a starts fighting our heroes. Luckily the battle is one sided as the Department of Hotness mop the floor with the evil army. Right after the battle, Princess Jody with her Infinity Axe arrives. "I see you got a new belt for me to burn off" insulted Hottie, Princess Jody then started clutching her fist in anger, "NOW YOUR REALLY GONNA SUFFER!" screamed Princess Jody. Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess while Axe Cop transforms into Axe Cop Fire via Wexter. Super Hottie Goddess, Axe Cop Fire, Hypno-Monkey Boy, Super Bat Boy, Wexter and Ralph Wrinkles then use Ultro Power and fuse into Super Hypno Double Monkey Batgirl Axe Hottie Familisaurus Rex Wrinkles. Mikey Kudo then uses Final Xros on Shoutmon, DigiFusing him the DigiMemories, the Xros Heart United Army's Digimon and all Digital World's Digimon to form Shoutmon X7 Superior Mode. Super Hypno Double Monkey Batgirl Axe Hottie Familisaurus Rex Wrinkles and Shoutmon X7 Superior Mode, along with Uni-Man then fight the Infinity Axe wielding Princess Jody. The fight lasted for hours but it ended with a draw. After the battle, Princess Jody sees a scared Lisa hiding behind a tree. "Consider the victory bitterswet" said Princess Jody as she uses the Infinity Axe to turn Lisa to stone, then she, along with rest of Gel-Zangyack retreated (FYI, the Zangyack Battleships are modified with dimension hopping technology). Dexstar is instantly heartbroken over his new girlfriend being turned to stone. Apple White then tells Dexstar that she could be brought back to life with "True Love's Kiss". "You know, that's crazy enough to work" said Dexstar as he kisses the petrified Lisa on the lips, then suddenly she's brought back to life. "Wha, what happened?" said the recently revived Lisa, you were turned to stone, but Dexstar brought you back with a kiss" said Super Hypno Double Monkey Batgirl Axe Hottie Familisaurus Rex Wrinkles. "My hero" said Lisa. The two then started kissing each other. "I love you" said Lisa, "I love you too" said Dexstar, the two then kept kissing. To be continued....

Chapter 85

The Department of Hotness are fighting the Guild of Super Evil on Neptune in the Tracyverse. Halfway during the battle the cavalry arrives in the form of an "Army of the Dead". They are an army of ghosts led by the ghost of Moon Maid and are comprised of the ghosts of Lordgenome (from Gurren Lagann), the Moon Warriors (from Axe Cop), Gai Yūki/Black Condor (from Choujin Sentai Jetman), Albus Dumbledore (from Harry Potter), Billy (from Adventure Time), Walter White (from Breaking Bad), Bunny (from The Powerpuff Girls), Robert Cursor (from ReBoot), Anakin Skywalker (from Star Wars), Tommy the Turtle (from Archie Comics Sonic the Hedgehog), Muscle Dad (from Regular Show), Master Splinter (from Mirage Comics TMNT), Nabu (from Winx Club), Rorschach (from Watchmen) Tackle (from Kamen Rider Stronger), E-102 Gamma (from Sonic the Hedgehog), Samurai Jack's father and the army of the dead from The Lord of the Rings. Both the Department of Hotness and the ghost army charge at the Imperial Army head on. Baman tries out a new Super Mode name "Super Baman 2", which is similar to Monkey D. Luffy's Gear Third. Super Baman 2 then clobbers a bunch of Trashtors with his giant fist. Axe Cop has Wexter breathe fire on Chuck Norris, transforming him into "Chuck Norris Fire". Chuch Norris Fire then uses his fire breath on a whole lotta Trashtors. Flute Cop sucked on a lemon, transforming him into "Lemon Soldier", a lemon that could shoot lemon grenades out of his hands. Lemon Soldier then started shooting lemon grenades at a bunch of Trashtors. Uni-Man lend Lemon Soldier one of his unicorn horns. When he placed the unicorn horn on his head, Lemon Soldier became "Uni-Lemon Soldier". Uni-Lemon Soldier then wished for Ultro Power so tat he could fuse with Axe Cop. Axe Cop had Wexter breath fire on him, transforming him into Axe Cop Fire. Axe Cop Fire and Uni-Lemon Soldier then performed Ultro Power and fused into "Axe Uni-Lemon Soldier". Axe Uni-Lemon Soldier then used his Axe, Lemon Grenades and fire breath on the remaining Trashtors. "I WILL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF!" said Axe Uni-Lemon Soldier as he chopped off the last remaining Trashtor's head off. In the end the Guild is defeated yet again and the ghosts return to the afterlife. To be continued...

Chapter 86

Mega Man has recently been recruited into the Department of Hotness, which excites the Angry Video Game Nerd, while at the same time, Dr. Wily is recruited into the Guild of Super Evil. In an unrelated story, Designated Dean finally get's his own powered armor just like David Eels, Kellyn Levy and Dorinda Galen. In yet another unrelated note, Harley Morenstein becomes the new pilot of the King Kittan Mk-II. Meanwhile, The Department of Hotness fight an army of Sniper Joes in Mega Man's home alternate Earth. The Mane Six lends the Major Crimes Unit the Elements of Harmony. Dick Tracy gets both the elements of magic, honsty and loyalty, Sam Catchem gets the element of laughter, Lizz Worthington-Grove get's the element of kindness, Lee Ebony get's the element of generosity. The Major Crimes Unit then use the massive power of the Elements of Harmony to destroy a whole lot of Sniper Joes. Axe Cop eats an avocado, transforming into "Axe Cop With Avocado", giving him the power to shoot avocado grenades out of his hands, he also had an avocado half in his axe. Axe Cop With Avocado then started shooting avocado grenades at a bunch of Sniper Joes, blowing them up. Wexter breathes fire on the Angry Video Game Nerd, transforming him into "Angry Video Game Nerd Fire", who then uses his fire breath on a bunch of Trashtors. Princess Merida pulls out a gold crossbow, which was given to her by Axe Cop, that could shoot explosive arrows (also made of gold) and uses it against a large group of Spiper Joes, there was alot of explosions. And Hottie... just mopped the floor with over a hundred Sniper Joes in just a few seconds flat. Then finally Sonic the Hedgehog and Mega Man both use the Chaos Emeralds to transform into Super Sonic and Super Adapter Mega Man, who then us their massive power on the remaining Sniper Joes. And so once again the day is saved, thanks to the Department of Hotness. To be continued...

Chapter 87

The Scooby Gang (from Buffy the Vampire Slayer) and the Cullens (from Twilight) have recently been recruited into the Department of Hotness while at the same, The First Evil and The Volturi have been recruited into the Guild of Super Evil. Meanwhile, our heroes arrive at the Blade of Toshibu-verse. While there, Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop, Buffy and Edward Cullen, hold try outs for new members. The only one to show up is Toshibu "You're in" said Hottie as she shook Toshibu's hand. Our heroes next stop is the Blade of Black Dynamite Animated Universe. While there, Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop, Buffy Summers, Edward Cullen and Toshibu, held try outs for new members. The only ones who show up are Black Dynamite, Bullhorn Cream Corn, Honeybee. "You're in" said Hottie as she shook Black Dynamite's hand. Then out of nowhere, an army of Trashtors led by Richard Nixon (Animated Black Dynamite version) and the Feline Emperor, who were recently joined the Guild. Our heroes then procede to fight the Trashtors, but Hottie, Black Dynamite and Axe Cop do most of the work. "SUUUUUEEEYYY!!" shouted Black Dynamite over and over again as he clobbered the Trashtors with his bare hands while at the same time dodging their lasers. Axe Cop, as usual, uses his Axe to chop off a bunch of Trashtor's head off, "I'll chop your heads off!" said Axe Cop as chopped away while att the same time, uses his axe to deflect the lasers. Hottie transfors into Super Hottie Goddess and partially-melted the remaining Trashtors with her fire powers, "I'm Hottie and you're fired" said Hottie. In the end both Richard Nixon and the Feline Emperor beamed aboard an Imperial Warship and retreated. To be continued...

Dyno-mite, Dyno-mite!

Chapter 88

"Act I"

The battle against the Anti-Guardian was finally over (see Super Milestone Wars 3: The Supetastic 6 Rises). Supetastic 6 Unlimited are one again fighting the evil Princess Jody. Also, after the fight against the Anti-Guardian, Matt Pinfield has broken his alliance with the Supetstic 6 and is once again Princess Jody's 3rd-in-command. Also, Princess Jody has abandoned Gel-Zangyack (minus the Gormin, Zugormin and Dogomin) and has replaced them with the Anti-Guardian's Heralds, now renamed "Space Zangyack". Also, not only has Captain Music stopped wearing his Triangle Shades, but has had the Super Galaxy Space Coupe replaced with a recently rebuilt Space Coupe MK-II. The entire Supetastic 6 Unlimited face Princess Jody herself but are no match against her Infinity Axe, the Department of Hotness arrives to help out Supetastic 6 Unlimited but even they are any match against the Infinity Axe. Uni-Man then has an idea. First, Uni-Man uses his unicorn horn to wish for Alien X to have Ultro Power, then he tells Ben Tennyson to transform into Alien X, then he tells Hottie to become Hottie X7 Superior Mode, then Finally, he tells both Hottie X7 Superior Mode and Alien X to perform Ultro Power with each other, which they do as they fuse together into "Super Hottie X7 Superior Mode", which resembles Hottie X7 Superior Mode only she's entirely platinum and she has diamonds all over her armor. Princess Jody then charges at Super Hottie X7 Superior Mode and tries striking her withg her Infinity Axe but she is completely invulnerable, Super Hottie X7 Superior Mode then uses her mic to cut the Infinity Axe in half, knocking out all the Infinity Jewels out in the process. And then, just to humiliate her, Super Hottie X7 Superior Mode then whips out two hands up towards Princess Jody's waist, shooting out golden flames that neatly severed her new belt, "Not Again!" screamed Princess Jody. The ruined belt that fell off Princess Jody's waist suddenly dissolved into gold coins.

"Act II"

The Department of Hotness arrive at Mars in the Tracyverse... for some reason. Also, Dick Tracy's son, Joe Tracy, is accompanying his father on this trip because I DON"T KNOW! While there, our heroes discover that there are life on Mars. The martians resemble Lunarians, except instead of Giraffe-like horns, they have antennae, are colored green and they have Vulcan-like ears. Also, these martians are very friendly. The Martians were technologically advanced, and developed the ability to receive television signals from Earth. They used this to research Earth's people and learn the planet's languages. A martian diplomat welcomes Hottie and the rest of the Department of Hotness and invites our heroes to meet the King & Queen of Mars. "Welcome to Mars!" said The King of Mars. Our heroes also meet the King's daughter, Princess Dejah, who was 10 years old. As soon as Dejah first saw Joe Tracy, it was love at first sight. Dejah walked up to Joe, stared at him and smiled. "Uh, why are you looking at me like that?" said Joe. "I think she likes you" said Dick Tracy". All through the day Princess Dejah kept flirting with Joe. Joe suddenly got tired with all the flirting, "WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP IT, IT'S GETTING ANNOYING!" shouted Joe to Dejah. Dejah then started crying and ran off. "What have I done" said Joe as he realised what is just did. Joe looked for Dejah and found her sobbing and crying. Joe knew exactly how to make her feel better, he kissed her cheek, Dejah suddenly stopped crying and started blushing, she then slowly hugged Joe, Joe hugged her back. "... I like you" said Princess Dejah, "You can talk!?" said a surprised Joe, "Of course I can talk" said Dejah. Dejah was later made an honorary member of the Department of Hotness so. Also, the king shared their advanced technology with our heroes.

"Act III"

...CHRISTMAS! Yes, it is Christmas time, and our heroes have been traveling to the Elf-verse, the Love Actually-verse, the Bad Santa-verse and a whole lotta other alternate universes where Christmas specials & movies takes place all day long. Also, Zorndrek had hired the Roboforms (AKA Robot Santas). To be continued...

Chapter 89

Before the events of Good Luck Jessie NYC Christmas, Dr. Insano used his amnesia ray on both The Duncan family and the cast of Jessie for unknown reasons. Right after the events of Good Luck Jessie NYC Christmas, Dr. Linksano restored their memories. Now in the present, Princess Anna & Queen Elsa (from Frozen) have joined the Department of Hotness. In an unrelated note, Juicer, a former member of the Guild of Super Evil that was imprisoned on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, has be rehabilitated and released. Meanwhile, our heroes are fighting an army of Roboforms/Robot Santas in London, England in the Love Actually-verse. 10 years after Love Actually, alot has changed. Daniel has married Carol, Sam is all grown up, Joanna is also all grown up, has moved to London and has been dating Sam frequently ever since. Sam has planned on proposing to Joanna, so he decides to buy an engagement ring, he buy's the ring from Rufus.... and falls asleep after the prolonged gift wrapping. Meanwhile, Joanna meets Marceline the Vampire Queen and are surprised that they sound alike. Meanwhile, Billy Mack meets Red (from D*ck Figures), Gundarr & Jay (from Deep Space 69) and they all get drunk together. Meanwhile, Hottie, with her fire powers, and Queen Elsa, with her ice powers, take down a squadron of Trashtors. Meanwhile, Anna begins to enjoy the modern world and has adapted very easily. Meanwhile, the Justice Legion arrive to help out our heroes and, minus Marvelous Man, uses their new Super Mode to combat the Imperial Army. Meanwhile, Chuck Norris transforms into "Super Chuck Norris", which is similar to a Super Saiyan, and demolishes a horde of Trashtors without breaking a sweat. Meanwhile, Axe Cop fights with two axes, his perfect fireman axe and a golden axe, a chop off the heads of the remaining Trashtors, "I will chop your heads off!" said Axe Cop as he chopped their heads off. To be continued....

Chapter 90

"Act I"

Long after the events of the Breaking Bad series finale "Felina", Jesse Pinkman has become an emotional wreck and an alcoholic to boot. And to make matters worse, he was unable to adopt Brock Cantillo, who was put into foster care, on the count of his criminal record. Jesse was trying to commit suicide via carbon monoxide poisoning from his car when Hottie was lucky enough to be there and save Jesse's life. Hottie then takes Jesse on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren so that Dr. McNinja could treat Jesse, who almost died. Meanwhile, Mysta Chimera AKA Moon Maid II was invited on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren. Mysta notices Jesse Pinkman on a hospital bed and goes up to him. Jesse, who barely wakes up, starts seeing Mysta as a hallucination the late Jane Margolis. When he fully wakes up, the hallucination goes away and he starts seeing Mysta. "Are you an angel?" said Jesse, "Awww" said Mysta as she blushed. Dr. McNinja then agreed to let her nurse Jesse back to health. The two of them then start to bond. In the end, Hottie asks Jesse if he want's to join the Department of Hotness, when he get's better that is, "Sure" said Jesse. Hottie also make Mysta an honorary member.

"Act II"

Both Joe Tracy and Princess Dejah have been bonding a lot lately. Joe had a talk with her older sister, Bonnie Tracy, and told her that he thinks that he falling in love with Dejah. "Aww, that's so sweet, my little brother's in love" said Bonnie. Bonnie then tells Joe that he should tell her how she fells about her or he'll regret it. Later that day Joe confronts Dejah but starts getting nervous. "Joe, why do you look so nervous?" said Dejah, I, I got something to tell you?" said Joe, "What is it?" said Dejah", I.... I... I love you", said Joe, Dejah then started blushing, "Would you like tobe my girlfriend", said Joe, "...yes" said Dejah in a soft voice. The two then hugged. By the way, I'm sorry for going all crazy flirting with you when we first met. I wasn't myself that day" said Dejah, "It's okay, you were just in love" said Joe, "Look, were under the mistletoe" said Dejah, "I know" said Joe as he kisses Dejah's cheek. To be continued....

Chapter 91

"Act I"

The Skylanders have joined the Department of Hotness. Also, Prince Hans has been recruited into the Guild of Super Evil. Meanwhile, Jesse Pinkman has made a full recovery. Jeese has also develops feelings for Mysta Chimera/Moon Maid II but he's afraid to admit it as he still hasn't recovered from both Jane Margolis' and Andrea Cantillo's deaths. Jesse was then visited by the ghosts of the parents of Princess Anna and Queen Elsa, they convince him to follow his heart and if he doesn't make Mysta his girlfriend, he will regret it the rest of his life, the two then disappear. Jesse then walks up to Mysta and her that he loves her and that he want's her to be his girlfriend. Mysta then starts blushing and says "I feel the same way". The two then share a deep long kiss on the lips.

"Act II"

Hottie, Princess Anna, Queen Elsa, Axe Cop, Wexter and the Skylanders fight an army of Trashtors in the Island of Misfit Toys. Wexter breathes fire on Anna, transforming her into "Princes Anna Fire". Princess Anna Fire, with her fire powers, and Elsa, with her ice powers, take down a whole lot of trashtors. Hotie uses a Super Bell to transform into "Cat Hottie", Cat Hottie also uses a Double Cherry, transforming her into "Double Cat Hottie". Double Cat Hottie then started scratching and pouncing on a bunch of Trashtors. Axe Cop fought with not only his axe but with two golden katanas, one in his hand and the other in his mouth. Axe Cop then chopped up the remaining Trashtors' heads with his axe and kananas, "I will chop your heads off!" said Axe Cop while chopping their heads off, despite having a sword in his mouth. To be continued...

Chapter 92

Both Princess Anna and Queen Elsa are fighting the Imperial Army, led by the Hydronian General, in London, England in the Love Actually-verse, the Department of Hotness have been making frequent stops there during the Christmas season. The armies the two are fighting are mostly comprised of Trashtors but other units were present, examples include Egg Pawns, Sniper Joes, Mecha-Koopas, Egg Swats and V.I.L.E. bots. Princess Anna uses a Fire Flower and transforms into "Fire Anna". Fire Anna, with her fire powers, and Queen Elsa, with her ice powers, take down a whole bunch of Mecha Mooks. And if that wasn't enough, Fire Anna uses a Double Cherry to create a double of herself. Queen Elsa and both Fire Annas take down even more robots. And if that weren't enough, Fire Anna uses not one but four more Double Cherries, now there's five Fire Annas. Queen Elsa also starts using power-ups, she uses a Super Bell to transform into "Cat Elsa". Cat Elsa then uses five Double Cherries to create five of herself. All five Fire Annas and all five Cat Elsas then take down a horde of killer robots. Halfway during the battle, the cavalry arrives in the form of the rest of the Department of Hotness led by Hottie, even though the two sisters didn't really need any help as they were mopping the floor with the Imperial Army. Sonic (video game) uses the Chaos Emeralds to transform into Super Sonic while Mario uses a Gold Flower to transform into Gold Mario. Both Gold Mario and Super Sonic then use their awesome power take down a majority of the Imperial Army, which isn't that many since Anna and Else took most of them down. Gold Mario shoots golden fireballs at many robots, dissolving them into gold coins, while Super Sonic simply uses his spin attack on them. Wexter breathes fire on Axe Cop, transforming him into Axe Cop Fire while at the same time, Wexter, Ralph Wrinkles, Hypno Monkey Boy and Super Bat Boy each use a Gold Flower to transform into "Gold Wexter", "Gold Ralph Wrinkles", "Gold Hypno Monkey Boy" and "Gold Super Bat Boy". Axe Cop Fire, Gold Wexter, Gold Ralph Wrinkles, Gold Hypno Monkey Boy and Gold Super Bat Boy then perform Ultro Power, fusing them all into "Gold Super Hypno Double-Monkey Batman Axe Cop Familsauras Rex Wrinkles". Gold Super Hypno Double-Monkey Batman Axe Cop Familsauras Rex Wrinkles then uses both machine gun arms and golden fire breath to take out the remaining robot, those that didn't get blasted with his machine gun arm, got dissolved into gold coins by his golden fire breath. In the end all that reamained was the Hydronian General, who then fled, but not not before getting hit in the tail fin by Fire Anna, "Don't mess with Anna!" said Fire Anna. To be continued....

Chapter 93

Superman (from the movie "Man of Steel") has joined the Department of Hotness. In an unrelated story, Buddy Hobbs (from Elf) and Willie Soke (from Bad Santa) have gotten involved in the Department of Hotness' crazy adventures, despite not even being members. Meanwhile, Princess Anna and Queen Elsa are defending the kingdom of Arendelle from an army of Trashtors and Hydronians, mostly Trashtors, led by both Carmen and the Hydronian General. Anna eats a Fire Berry (a type of Power Berry from Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures) and gains fire powers. Both Anna, with her fire powers, and Elsa, with her ice power, take down a whole bunch of Trashtors. Halfway during the battle, The cavalry arrives in the form of the rest of the Department of Hotness, led by Hottie. Mario uses an Ice Flower to transform into Ice Mario and fires Ice Balls at a bunch of Hydronians. Then out of nowhere an army of Betrayus' Ghost Monsters, most of them Fire Ghosts, come to join the Imperial Army in battle. Pac-Man eats an Ice Berry and gobbles a bunch of Fire Ghosts, and regular Ghost Monsters as well. Axe Cop also uses an Ice Flower and transforms into "Ice Ace Cop", who then has Wexter breathe fire on him, transforming him into "Axe Cop Fire & Ice". Axe Cop Fire & Ice then shoots both ice balls and fireballs at a large group of Trashtors. Superman uses his ice breath to freeze a small group of Trashtors, then smashes them with his fists. Haruto Soma AKA Kamen Rider Wizard transforms into his Water Dragon Style, he uses the Blizzard Ring to perform the Dragon Smash, destroying alot of Trashtors in the process. Then finally, Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess and uses both fire and ice powers to take out the remaining Trashtors. In the end Carmen, the Hydronian General and the frozen Hydronians beam aboard Carmen's mothership and flee.

"Epilogue"

Olaf was walking around minding his own buisness when all of a sudden he comes across a Rabbid, "Hi, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs" said the friendly Olaf, "....DAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" screamed the deranged Rabbid. To be continued....

Chapter 94

Carmen, who has gotten sick of playing second fiddle to other villains, has decided to usurp Zorndrek. She had hired Psyphon (from the Ben 10 franchise) to help her with her rise to power. Psyphon has brought with him a machine, but it was no ordinary machine, it was the same machine Vilgax used to absorb Diagon. Carmen and Psyphon then bursts into to throne room and confronts Zorndrek. "If anyone is to rule the omniverse, it's going to be me" said Carmen. Zorndrek then transforms into his energy form and attacks Carmen, planning on destroying her "weapon". However, his laser beams are absorbed into the machine as it keeps drawing in his power. Since the device simply drains a being's powers. However, since Zorndrek's current form at the moment is made of power, he gets absorbed by the machine. Zorndrek somehow survived getting absorbed by the machine, but that didn't stop Carmen from absorbing Zorndrek himself and becoming all powerful. She then declares herself the new empress of the Guild of Super Evil, but not before reconstructing her body back to flesh. Empress Carmen then destroys Zorndrek's fortress on the moon and leads the forces back to Empire City at Midnight Cage, the capital of The Empire, she then fires the Imperial Guard, deeming them worthless. Meanwhile, the rest of Axe Cop's team join the Department of Hotness. New members include Baby Man, Leaf Man, The Best Fairy Ever, Lobster Man, Bat Warthog Man, Wolver Man, Grey Diamond, Grey Stone, Army Chihuahua, Chemist M, Liborg and Fwinky Dog. Now with even more members, the Department of Hotness was defend the Bad Santa-verse from an attack from the Guild's Imperial Army, Willie was there but he was too drunk to notice the battle. Halfway during the battle, Carmen arrives via teleportation, wearing a crown no less. "Carmen?! Your not a cyborg anymore, and why are you floating?" said the confused Hottie to her archenemy. Carmen then revealved to everyone that she had absorbed Zorndrek and his powers and has become empress of the Guild of Super Evil. Everyone was shocked, Hottie was the one who was shocked the most. Carmen then transforms into a giant version of herself made of blue energy. "Oh no, she's become Super Wettie now!" said David Eels. Hottie then performs a bunch of fusions and becomes Hottie X7 Superior Mode. Hottie X7 Superior Mode and the rest of the Department of Hotness duke it out with Super Wettie, an epic battle ensues, and it last a long time too. You know what, I'm bored, I'll fight you fools another day" said the smug Empress Carmen, she then teleported away. To be continued....

Chapter 95

In London, England, in the Love Actually-verse, Joanna was hired to sing for the big finale for her old school's Christmas pageant. Joanna's boyfriend, Sam, was also hired to play drums. Joanna thinks it be neat if Marceline the Vampire Queen, who was doing In London, England, in the Love Actually-verse, Joanna was hired to sing for the big finale for her old school's Christmas pageant. Joanna thought it would be neat if Marceline the Vampire Queen, who was doing reconnaissance for the Department of Hotness, sang with her on the count of they sound alike. Joanna finds Marceline and asks if she could sing with her at a Christmas pageant, "Sure, why not" said Marceline "I also know someone else who could sing with with us", Marceline then used her wrist-mounted dimension travel device invented by Uni-Man, grabbed Joanna's hand and teleported away.

"Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!"

Marceline and Joanna arrived at the Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. building at Danville in the Phineas and Ferb-verse, while there they meet Vanessa Doofenshmirtz... who was surprised and startled at the same time since they teleported right in front of her. Marceline, who met Vanessa before, then asked her if they could sing with her and her friend at a Christmas pageant? "Let me get this straight, you appear out of nowhere and scared me half to death just so you could ask me to sing at some some pageant!?.... meh, okay" said Vanessa. Later that night in London, during the Christmas pageant, the big finale has finally arrived....

(Joanna singing) I don't want a lot for Christmas (Vanessa singing) There is just one thing I need (Marceline singing) I don't care about the presents (Joanna singing) Underneath the Christmas tree

(Joanna singing) I just want you for my own (Vanessa singing) More than you could ever know (Marceline singing) Make my wish come true (Joanna, Vanessa and Marceline singing together) All I want for Christmas Is you, you yeah

(Joanna singing) I don't want a lot for Christmas (Vanessa singing) There is just one thing I need (Marceline singing) And I don't care about the presents (Joanna singing) Underneath the Christmas tree

(Vanessa singing) I don't need to hang my stocking (Marceline singing) There upon the fireplace (Joanna singing) Santa Claus won't make me happy (Vanessa singing) With a toy on Christmas Day

(Marceline singing) I just want you for my own (Joanna singing) More than you could ever know (Vanessa singing) Make my wish come true (Joanna, Vanessa and Marceline singing together) All I want for Christmas is you (Joanna singing) You baby

(Vanessa singing)Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas (Marceline singing) I won't even wish for snow (Joanna singing) And I'm just gonna keep on waiting (Vanessa singing) Underneath the mistletoe

(Marceline singing) I won't make a list and send it (Joanna singing) To the North Pole for Saint Nick (Vanessa singing) I won't even stay awake to (Marceline singing) Hear those magic reindeer click

(Joanna) 'Cause I just want you here tonight (Vanessa singing) Holding on to me so tight (Marceline singing) What more can I do? (Joanna, Vanessa and Marceline singing together) Baby all I want for Christmas is you, (Joanna singing) You Baby

(Vanessa singing) Oh, all the lights are shining (Marceline singing) So brightly everywhere (Joanna singing) And the sound of children's (Vanessa singing) Laughter fills the air

(Marceline singing) And everyone is singing (Joanna singing) I hear those sleigh bells ringing (Vanessa singing) Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Marceline singing) Won't you please bring my baby to me?

(Joanna singing) Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas (Vanessa singing) This is all I'm asking for (Marceline singing) I just want to see my baby (Joanna singing) Standing right outside my door

(Vanessa singing) Oh, I just want you for my own (Marceline singing) More than you could ever know (Joanna singing) Make my wish come true (Joanna, Marceline and Vanessa singing together) Baby all I want for Christmas is (Joanna singing) You, baby

(Joanna, Marceline and Vanessa singing together) All I want for Christmas is you, baby (Joanna, Marceline and Vanessa singing together) All I want for Christmas is you, baby (Joanna, Marceline and Vanessa singing together) All I want for Christmas is you, baby (Joanna, Marceline and Vanessa singing together) All I want for Christmas is you, baby

Everyone then started clapping, never have they heard such a magnificent performance. To be continued....

Chapter 96

The Supetastic 6 Unlimited have disbanded, but the good news is that the Supetastic 6 have joine the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, at the same time, Matt Pinfield has joined the Guild of Super Evil. The Heroic Hamsters from Total Drama All-Stars have also joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Chris McLean has joined the Guild of Super Evil. Meanwhile, Princess Anna and Queen Elsa fights the forces of Space Zangyack. Both Anna and Elsa each use unicorn horns from the Axe Cop universe, to give them great power, not o mention giving them the power to grant wishes. When they place the unicorn horns on their heads, they go from traditional animation to CGI animation. Anna also uses a golden fireman axe given to her by Axe Cop himself. The axe has a switch on it that makes it from either traditional animation to CGI animation. Axe Cop's pet dinosaur, Wexter, was also there to accompany the two Disney Princesses. Wexter breathes fire on Elsa, transforming her into "Queen Elsa Fire", giving her power over both fire and ice. Anna sucked on a lemon and transformed into "Princess Anna With Lemon". Both Queen Elsa Fire and Princess Anna With Lemon take down a whole bunch of Gormin with their fire/ice powers and lemon grenades. Halfway during the battle, Anna did this, "I wish for me and my sister to have that Ultro Power thingy that Axe Cop has" wished Anna using her unicorn horn. Both Anna and Elsa uses Ultor Power, fusing the two into "Queencess Elsanna". Queencess Elsanna then take down all of the members of Space Zangyack. Queencess Elsana was so powerful that she sends Frieza flying by flicking him in the forehead. She even turns Shishio Makoto into goo with just one punch. Queensess Elsanna even knocks out Sosuke Aizen with just a tap on the head. Gorog tries to kill Elsanna only to get cut neatly in half by Elsanna's golden axe. Then there's the one-sided fight between Queencess Elsanna and Sykes where she kills him by simply poking him in the head with just her tongue. In the end, all the members of Super Zangyack are either dead or just beat up real bad, not one of then even layed a finger on Queencess Elsanna. Princess Jody tries to attack Queencess Elsanna with a raygun only to get frozen by her ice powers. Now the only Big Bad left is Empress Carmen. To be continued....

Chapter 97

Once again a battle rages in London, England in the Love Actually-verse between the Department of Hotness and the Guild of Super Evil. Queen Elsa uses a Fire Flower to transform into "Fire Elsa". With both power of fire and ice, Fire Elsa takes down a horde of Motobugs, destroying them and freeing the little animals inside. Chuck Norris uses a roundhouse kick on a Trashtor, making it explode... twice, he does the same on a few more. Axe Cop fights with both his perfect fireman axe and a golden axe, he later sucks on both a lemon and lime, transforming him into "Axe Cop With Lemon Lime", who is way more powerful then Axe Cop With Lemon, he had the power to generate and throw both lemon and lime grenades, he also had a lemon wedge in his fireman axe and a lime wedge in his golden axe. Axe Cop With Lemon Lime then chopped off a bunch of Trashtors' head off while at the same time blows them up with lemon and lime grenades, "I will chop your heads off... and blow you up too!" said Axe Cop With Lemon Lime while chopping their heads off and blowing them up. Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash put unicorn horns (from the Axe Cop Universe) on their heads, transforming them into alicorns, as well gaining a massive boost of power and the ability to grant wishes. Alicorn Rainbow Dash fight a squadron of Trashtors goes out of Earth's orbit, then gown down on them, creating a "Double Sonic rainboom" and destroying them. Alicorn Fluttershy not only goes up against an army of Trahtors, but the entire Imperial Army... and simply takes them out by using "The Stare", knocking them all out. Then finally, Hottie takes down the remaining Imperial Army, which were all Trashtors, by using her Kaioken Kamehameha wave on them.

"Epilogue"

Sam and Joanna are finally alone. "Joanna, there's something I wanna ask" said Sam, "Sure Sam, what is it?" said Joanna. Sam then went down on one knee and pulled the ring box out of his pocket, "Joanna... will you marry me? said Sam as he opened the ring box revealing the engagement ring. As soon as Joanna heard those words and saw that ring, she began tearing up tears of joy. "Oh Sam... yes!" said Joanna. Sam then put the ring on Joanna' finger. The two then shared a long deep kiss. To be continued...

Chapter 98

The Dream Team (AKA the 1992 United States men's Olympic basketball team) have joined the Department of Hotness. That's right ladies and gentleman, the Trope Namers themselves have joined the Department of Hotness, which is also a Dream Team. Gru, Margo, Dr. Nefario, Edith, Agnes, the Minions, Lucy and Kyle (from Despicable Me) have also joined the Department of Hotness as well. With an even bigger roster, the Department of Hotness fight Dr. Insano in his new giant robot "Dark Neutro", which resembles Neutro but is black colored. Dr. Insano also led an army of Grand Trashtors. Also, as usuall during the Christmas season, this battle takes place within London, England in the Love Actually-verse. Linkara asks Uni-Man to wish up Magic Coins for not just Charles Barkley, but for the rest of the Dream Team. Uni-Man does just that and the Dream Team uses their Magic Coins to grow to gigantic size. Grapearl Lagann (co-piloted by Hottie and Chuck Norris), Gurren Lagann, Linkara (in his gigantic form via Magic Coin) Gigant Kyoryuzin, all of Super Sentai 199's giant robots (from Battle Fever Robo to Kanzen Gokaioh) Kamen Rider 1 (in his gigantic form), Kamen Rider Decade (in his Complete Form Jumbo Formation) and Pac-Man (as Paczilla) also join the fight. Both Grapearl Laggan and Gurren Lagann perform to "Double Giga Drill ZBreak" (which is essentially both Gunmen performing the Giga Dril Break at the same time) on a bunch of Trashtors. Gurren Lagann forms a Giga Drill, breaks it off and gives it to Michael Jordan to use. "Let's do some drills" said Michael Jordan as he performs the Giga Drill Break to take down the remaining Grand Trashtors. In the end, Hottie and Chuck Norris makes Grapearl Lagann perform the Giga Drill Kick (it involves Grapearl Lagann turning it's leg into a drill and performing a flying side kick) on Dark Neutro, destroying it in the process, but not before Dr. Insano escapes via beaming.

"Epilogue"

Before the events of the Axe Cop storyline "Revenge on Rainbow Girl" (specifically chapters 3 and 4) Axe Cop used a Double Cherry so that he could be at two places at once, in the fan fiction and the Axe Cox web comic. To be continued....

Chapter 99

The Shuffle Alliance (from Mobile Fighter G Gundam) have joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Devil Gundam has joined the Guild of Super Evil. The Dark Army have replaced the Grand Trashtors. Also, the Dark Army are now piloted by Trashtors. Meanwhile, yet another battle between the Department of Hotness and the Guild of Super Evil emerges within London, England in the Love Actually. Hottie eats a sour green candy cane from the Axe Cop universe and gains the "Power of Christmas". Hotiie with the Power of Christmas then takes down a horde of Trashtors without breaking a sweat. Halfway during the battle, an armada of Dark Army mobile suits arrive and start blowing stuff up. Our heroes decide to use their giant robots. Giant robots include the Grapearl Lagann (piloted by Hottie empowered by the Power of Christmas and Chuck Norris), Gurren Lagann, Burning Gundam, Dragon Gundam, Bolt Gundam, Gundam Rose, Gundam Maxter, All of Super Sentai 199's super robots (from Battle Fever Robo to Kanzen Gokaioh), Gigant Kyoryuzin, Psydrozon (piloted by Princess Anna and Queen Elsa), Neutro, Gigant Kyoryuzin and the rest of the Ten Great Zyudenryu. Our heroes then fight the Dark Army... and mop the floor with them. "I am a man!" shouts Linkara as he uses Neutro to punch one of the Dark Army mobile suit's heads off, he does the same to many more. Our heroes finish off the surviving Dark Army mobile suits by forming the "Super Gigant Formation" which uses not only the combined powers of the Ten Great Zyudenryu, but all of the giant robots of the Department of Hotness. Gigant Zyudenren then uses the Giant Cannon and combines all the super robots' powers to perform the "Hyper Zyuden All Gigant Explosion", blowing all of the Dark Army to kingdom come. In the end, all of London cheers for their heroes, the Department of Hotness and their leader, Hottie. To be continued.....

Chapter 100

After the events of the Family Guy episode "Christmas Guy", Hottie has adopted Vinnie from the pound. Since the timeline was altered in The Fuzzy Door Universe (Family Guy universe), The Griffins never adopted Vinnie from the pound. Vinnie, now known as Vinnie Cole, was given a red cape, a flaming H (just like on Hottie's necklace) tag on his collar and the superhero name "Hot Dog". Uni-Man also wished for Hot Dog to have fire powers, just like Hottie. Meanwhile, on the moon in the Travyverse, Empress Carmen has unleashed a devastating force, a sentient mass of energy named Yothulhu. Yogthulhu resembled a cross between Volthoom from Wrath of The First Lantern Lantern and Vatuu from The Legend of Korra. Eons ago, the Lunarians created a new source of energy that surpassed even nuclear engine, the only problem was that this so called energy was sentient... and evil. This energy being would be forever known as "Yogthulhu", a name he gave himself. Before he could reach his full power, or at least 70% of it, Yogthulhu was locked in a giant lantern-like structure deep underground. As soon as Yogthulhu is unleashed, he fuses with Carmen, just as she planned. Carmen's energy form now resembles that of Volthoom, only more feminine. At first, Carmen gains control for a little while, but Vogthulhu gains control of her instead, for half of the time that is. Carmen can also gain full control of herself when in her human form. Now even more powerful, Carmen decides to to destroy the omniverse and rebuild it in her own image, and rule it as well.

"Epilogue"

Matt Keene, Hottie's boyfriend, has recently bought an engagement ring. To be continued....

Chapter 101

"Act I"

After ten years Sarah and Karl are finally together thanks to Uni-Man using his unicorn horn to wish for Michael's (Sarah's brother) undisclosed mental problems to go away.

"Act II"

It's been ten years and Mark still couldn't get over the fact that the woman he loves, Juliet, is married to another man, Peter. Tho days earlier Mark was gonna commit suicide by jumping off the Wesminster Bridge when all of a sudden a woman from America named Selma Destiny notices him about to jump and convinces him that life's too precious to throw away. For some reason that actually convinced Mark not to jump. Today the two have fallen in love with each other.

"Act III"

Another battle between the Department of Hotness and the Guild of Super Evil (led by the Hydronian General as Carmen is back at the Midnight Cage sitting on her throne) in London in the Love Actually-verse ensues. Kamina not only fights with one sword but all three, two in both hands and one in his mouth. Kamina then uses all three sword to chop up a whole lot of Trashtors. Uni-Man uses his unicorn horn to wish for both Kamina and Batman to be masters of all three types of Haki. In addition to their new power, Uni-Man also wishes for Kamina to know the Santoryu technique "Kyutoryu" and for Batman to know the Black Leg Style technique "Diable Jambe". Both Kamina and Batman use their new found powers to destroy a bunch of Trashtors. Then finally, Both Hottie and Axe Cop eats a sour green candy cane, gaining the Power of Christmas. After that Hotie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess with the Power of Christmas while Axe Cop has Wexter breathe fire on him, transforming him into Axe Cop Fire with the Power of Christmas. Then finally both Super Hottie Goddess and Axe Cop Fire perform Ultro Power and fuse into "Axe Hottie with the Power of Christmas". Axe Hottie then uses the Power of Christmas to destroy the remaining Trashtors and beat up all the members of the Guild. The rest of the Department of Hotness helped Axe Hottie beat up the Guild members as well because their a team. In the end the Guild of Super Evil is defeated... again. To be continued....

Chapter 102

Thanos re-joins the Guild of Super Evil, although he is represented by his minion, The Other. Meanwhile... way more fighting in London, Endland in the Love Actually-verse ensues. Mario fights Bowser at the Palace of Wesminster. Both Sonics (Video game and Archie Comics) fights the two Eggmen (video game and Archie Comics) in their Egg Mobiles at 10 Downing Street. Mega Man fights Dr. Wily in his Wily Machine at Scotland Yard. Both Wreck-It Ralph and Fix-It Felix fights a swarm of Cy-Bugs at Westminster Bridge. Scott Pilgrim, Ramona Flowers and Kim Pine fight Gideon Graves at Buckingham Palace. Both All Riders and Super Sentai 199 fight both Space Shocker and the Black Cross Army at Baker Street. Both Queen Elsa and Princess Anna, as Fire Anna via Fire Flower, fight Prince Hans, who has used a Super Bell to transform into "Cat Hans" and has made copies of himself via Double Cherries, at Thames Street. The Mane Six fight Queen Chrysalis and her Changelings at Oxford Circle. Team Da-Gurren, in their Gunmen, and the Shuffle Alliance, in their Gundams, fight the Dark Army in the sky. The Supetastic 6 fight Matt Pinfield and his Pinbots at Oxford Circus. Both Axe Cop and Dr. McNinja fights Dr. Stinky Head and Donald McBonald at Covent Garden. Alice Liddell fight a bunch of Card Guards at Horse Guards Parade. The Dream Team challenges a bunch of Zormia to a game of basketball at the Olympic Stadium. The cast of Epic Meal Time challenges the Biskit Twins to a cook off at Leicester Square. Chuck Norris fights an army of Destron Combatmen at Parliament Square. The Avengers fight an army of Chitauri at Piccadilly Circus. Batman fights the Joker and his goons on top of Barbican Estate. The Penguins fight Dr. Blowhole and his lobster henchmen at Trafalgar Square. Linkara fights Dr. Insano at Westfield Stratford City. Baman and Piderman.... challenge Dese Guys to a thumb wrestling match at Burlington Arcade. Then finally, Hottie herself, fights an army of Trashtors all over London... and takes them all out within minutes. To be continued...

Chapter 103

Aria, Hanna, Spencer and Emily (from Pretty Little Liars) have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, A has joined the Guild of Super Evil. Meanwhile, another battle between the Department of Hotness and the Guild of Super Evil ensues at London, England at the Love Actually-verse. Halfway during the battle, the cavalry (not that the Dept. of Hotness needed help in the first place) arrives in the form of The Guardian (from Rise of the Guardians), an all grown up Kevin McCallister (from Home Alone), Anna & the Prince of Toyland (from Care Bears Nutcracker Suite), Buddy Hobbs (from Elf), Willie T. Stokes (from Bad Santa), Buddy and Holly Labello (from Jingle Bell Rock. This Christmas dream team is led by North AKA Santa Clause, leader of the Guardians. The expanded Guardians came out of nowhere lightning fast and they put the beat down on the Guild, along with some help from the Department of Hotness that is. Both Buddy (Jingle Bell Rock) and Holly Lebello combat an army of Robot Santas/Roboforms using the Power of Rock. By singing Jingle Bell Rock, Buddy and Holly, along with the Power of Rock, blow away the Robot Santas. Kevin McCallister goes to an abandoned house, builds booby traps and lures Eddy's Brother in... the results are hilarious. Anna (from Care Bears Nutcracker Suite) takes off her belt and uses as a whip, Pootie Tang style, on a bunch of Robot Santas. North pulls out two swords and chops up a whole bunch of Trashtors. Axe Cop gives both Buddy (from Elf) and Willie sour green candy canes, empowering them with the Power of Christmas and takes out a lot of Robot Santas. Then finally Both Hottie and North put the beatdown on all the members of the Guild, along with the rest of the Department of Hotness and The expanded Guardians. Long after the battle was over Jack Frost meets Elsa for the first time and become enfatuated with her. "Uh, hey" said Jack, "hi" said Elsa in a quiet voice. The two then notice that they're under the mistletoe, Elsa then kisses Jack's cheek by surprise.

"Epilogue"

Billy Mack goes on a drinking binge with Gundarr, Red and the cast of Epic Meal Time, hilarity ensues. To be continued....

Chapter 104

The Guild of Super Evil have invaded the North Pole in Earth Minor. As it turns out that Earth Minor is a dream world of sorts and that the Santa of this universe was the Santa of Earth Prime (our universe) as well. The North Poles of both Earth Minor and Earth Prime coexisted with each other and Santa's workshop was invisible at Earth Prime's North Pole. The one who delivers presents in Earth Minor on Christmas Eve was a body double that looked just like Santa. The Guild wanted to invade the North Pole because it had the only portal to Earth Prime in the omniverse. That's right, the Guild is planning on invading our world. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrives just in time to stop the Guild. And yet another epic battle ensues, only this time the fate of Earth Prime is on the line. at a whole bunch of Trashtors. Flute Cop, who is back to being Dinosaur Soldier, put's a unicorn horn on his head and becomes Uni-Dinosaur Soldier. Uni-Dinosaur Soldier then shoots magical energy blasts from his unicorn horn at a bunch of Trashtors. Queen Elsa uses a Gold Flower to transform into Gold Elsa, who has not only ice powers, but the power to shoot golden fireballs. Gold Elsa then freezes and shoots golden fireballs at a horde of Trashtors, dissolving them into gold coins. Scott Pilgrim also uses a Gold Flower to transform into Gold Scott Pilgrim, who shoots golden fireballs at Gideon Graves, which causes him to bleed gold coins. Then finally, Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess, uses a Gold Floweer to transform into Gold Super Hotttie Goddess and perform Ultro Power to fuse with ZekeGreymon, Axe Cop Fire, Wexter, Ralph Wrinkles, Hypno Monkey Boy and Super Bat Boy to form Hottie X7. Hottie X7 then eats a sour green candy cane and becomes empowered with the Power of Christmas. With the Power of Christmas, Hottie X7 materializes and throw exploding Christmas presents at the remaining Trashtors. In the end Christmas, as well as Earth Prime, is saved and the Guild is driven off. "You've been a good girl this year" said Santa to Hottie X7. To be continued...

Chapter 105

The Goldbergs (from the ABC sitcom of the same name) have recently joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness and the Guild of Super Evil have started a Christmas truce just for today (on Christmas day). These still mortal enemies have been to exchange seasonal greetings and songs between enemy lines. Both sides were also friendly enough to play games with one another. On occasion, the tension was reduced to the point that individuals would walk across to talk to their opposite numbers bearing gifts. The opposing factions even showed up to the wedding of Sam and Joanna at London, England at the Love Actually-verse, which was set on Christmas day. Aside from the Department of Hotness and the Guild of Super, the enire ensemble cast of Love Actually was there. Sam's stepfather Daniel and his new wife CarolBilly Mack & Joe, Juliet, Peter & Mark as well as Mark's new girlfriend Selma Destiny, Jamie & Aurélia, Harry, Karen & Mia, David & Natalie, Sarah, Karl & Michael (who is still cured of his mental problems thanks to Uni-Man), Colin, Tony & the American girls, John & Judy and Rufus. Axe Cop was the best man and Princess Anna was the flower girl. It was a beautiful ceremony. Meanwhile, Hottie AKA Alison Cole went back to her home to Beverly Hills in the Hottieverse to spend Christmas with her father. Alison's friends, the founding members of the Department of Hotness also spent time with their families for Christmas. The Christmas truce still lasted throughout the day. "Merry Christmas everybody!" said Alison who is breaking the 4th wall right now. To be continued...

Chapter 106

The Incredibles (from the Pixar movie of the same name), Captain Jack Sparrow (from Pirates of the Caribbean), James P. Sullivan and Mike Wazowski (from Monsters, Inc.), Buzz Lightyear, Sheriff Woody and Jessie (from Toy Story) have joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Syndrome, Cutler Beckett, Henry J. Waternoose and Lotso have joined the Guild of Super Evil. Meanwhile, the Christmas truce is over and the war is back on. The Guild of Super Evil has launched a full scale invasion.... everywhere. And by everywhere, I mean the entire omniverse, minus Earth Prime. The skies of every alternate Earth, and a few alien planets, in every multiverse throughout the omniverse are darkened by Imperial Warships, Koopa Troop Airships and Borg Cubes. The Guild's leader, Carmen, broadcasts herself on every television, computer and smartphone to knell before her or else. The Guild's Armada starts attacking every major city in every alternate Earth. Meanwhile, at Empire City at the Midnight Cage, Carmen starts growing insane on the count of having merged with both Zorndrek and Yogthulhu. The Department of Hotness, Thadeus C. DeCartoon & his team, the Justice Legion, the League of Goth Girls and Team Sonic form an alliance and fight the Guild all through the omniverse. AoStH Sonic (who still resembles his Modern Sonic video game counterpart, voice included) forms an even bigger Team Sonic from former members of the now defunct Supetastic 6 Unlimited. Hottie travels to Limbo, a universe outside of Multiverse Prime where "Forgotten" characters. Limbo is ruled by Thaddeus C. Magnum (an old character created by this fan fiction's author as a child). Other forgotten character (also created by the author during childhood) include Rover, a talking dog and Sears, a living female mannequin. Hottie asks Thaddeus Magnum and all of Limbo for help. Thaddeus Magnum agrees and form an army, which is comprised of Rover, Sears and a bunch of cartoon characters from rejected pilots seen on What a Cartoon!, and joins the good guy alliance. To be continued....

Chapter 107

In the final days of the war between the Department of Hotness and the Guild of Super Evil, things have gone from bad to worst. Throughout the Omniverse, people were dying. The Guild has not only killing members of various militaries, but innocent bystanders as well. Many major cities of every alternate Earth of every multiverse throughout the Omiverse were devastated. This war has escalated so big that it's made the Last Great Time War (from Doctor Who) look like a little girl's tea party. Thought some innocent lives lost, many were saved thanks to the Deapartment of Hotness and their leader "Hottie", whom millions of civilizations saw as the ultimate heroes. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness has sent a mole to join the ranks of the Guild. The mole's name is Mr. Stick, a retired super villain who happens to be an anthropomorphic twig. Mr. Stick has contacted Hottie and told her that carmen has also fused with some sentient energy being named Yogthulhu and that she is way more powerful then ever. After that, Uni-Man constructs a sword that will absorb Zorndrek, Yogthulhu and their power out of Carmen. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness heads to Beverly Hills at the Hottieverse only to find out that Beverly Hills is under attack by the Guild. It wasn't just Beverly Hills that was under attack but every major city on Hottie' alternate Earth. And if that wasn't bad enough, the Guild's empress, Carmen, was at Beverly Hills, waiting for Hottie. Hottie goes to her home mansion only to find it ransacked. And to make matter's worse, Hottie's father, Roger Cole, was missing. Hottie found a knife on the door with a note on the it, and the note had the Guild's insignia on it. As soon as Hottie read the note she started to tear up. "....daddy" said Hottie in a soft sad voice. The note reveals that Carmen is at LAPMAC and that she has her father. The final battle has begun. To be continued...

Chapter 108

Po and the Furious Five (from Kung-Fu Panda) have recently joined the Dept. of Hotness while at the same, Temutai has joined the Guild of Super Evil. Meanwhile the Battle of Beverly Hills continues. Meanwhile, Hottie heads to LAPMAC, the place where Hottie last faced Carmen in the 1st Hottie novel during a Christmas Ball. Before the show down, Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess, fises with Axe Cop Fire, Wexter, Ralph Wrinkles, Super Bat Boy and Hypno Monkey Boy and, with the help of Mikey Kudo, DigiFuses with the Xros Heart United Army's and the Digital World's Digimon to from Hottie X7 Superir Mode. Hottie X7 Superior Mode saw Carmen on the roof, Hottie's father was with her, he was under a trance and perched on the very edge of the museum roof. Hottie X7 Superior Mode and Carmen then fought each other, while putting up a good fight Hottie X7 Superior Mode was no match for Carmen as she knock her out defusing her back to Hottie, Axe Cop, Wxeter, Ralph Wrinkles, Super Bat Boy Hypno Monkey Boy and all those Digimon. As soon as all hope seems lost the cavalry arrives in the form of Mr. T, Bruce Ironstaunch, reallyjoel's Dad, Brian Blessed, River Tam, Problem Sleuth, Bro, Equius, Mr. Egbert, Grandpa Harley, Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Future Trunks, Saxton Hale, Morul, Captain Ironblood, Hass the Rock, Captain Falcon, The Man Your Man Could Smell Like, Guy, Segata Sanshiro, John Matrix and everyone else listed on the Memetic Bad@$$ page on TV Trope (the ones that are good guys and alive that is), and anyone not already listed who has appeared in Manly Guys Doing Manly Things. And the best part is that they have their own Laganns. Moments later, Hottie, along with Chuck Norris then pilots Grapearl Lagann, which pilots the Arc-Variblune, which combines with Arc-Gurren Lagann to forn Goren Arc-Gurren Lagann, which merges with the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren to form Super Galaxy Grapearl Lagann, which combines it's spiral power to form Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann, which combines with every single super robot in fiction to form Super Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann. Then finally, the memetic badbutt cavalry uses their Laganns to combine their Spiral Energy with Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann to form "Hyper Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann", which is the size of an entire multiverse, made of golden Spiral Energy, is shaped like Kamina in his aforementioned equipment, plus Lord Genome's beard and Simon's visor, both made of fire, with a Powerthirst-spewing fountain in its chest, flaming wings made out of lightsabers made of white Spiral Energy, and is riding an appropriately scaled-up Wexter in his rocket-winged dragon form while wielding F*//slayer and a flaming groinsaw. Hyper Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann is so massive that it has to fight in the "Realm of the Infinite" (as seen on The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy episode "The Incredible Shrinking Mandy"). To be continued in the Grand Finale.....

Chapter 109

The Final Battle has begun in the Realm of the Infinite. The Department of Hotness and their allies has formed the multiverse-sized Hyper Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann. Carmen also forms her own super robot in the form of "Hyper Granzeboma", which resembles a cross between Super Granzeboma and Volthoom, and it is the same size as Hyper Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann, the size of a multiverse. "Don't underestimate us! We don't care about time, or space, or multi-dimensional whatevers... We don't give a dang about that! Force your way down a path you choose to take and do it all yourself. That's the way the Department of Hotness rolls!" shouted Hottie, (cue Meta Mecha sequence...) "Even when trapped..." said Princess Anna, "by Karma's cycle..." said Queen Anna, finishing Anna's sentence, "The dreams we left behind will open the door!" shouted The Mane Six at once, "Even if the universe stands in our way!" shouted both All Riders and Super Sentai 199 all at once and in japanese, "Our seething blood will determine what will be!" shouted Chuck Norris, "We'll break through time and space..." said Hottie, "And defy all those who would stop us to grab hold of our path!" shouted all members of the Department of Hotness at once" "Hyper Tengen Toppa... Grapearl Lagann!" shouted Hottie", "JUST WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!?" shouted all members of the Department of Hotness at once. The two multiverse-sized then start fighting, an epic battle ensues. Meanwhile, at Beverly Hills at the Hottieverse, Tad DeCartoon leads his team, as well as the Justice Legion, the League of Goth Girls, the King of Limbo (AKA Thaddeus Magnum) and his Limbo army against every single member of the Guild of Super Evil led by the Hydronian General, and yet another epic battle ensues. Meanwhile, at the Midnight Cage, Team Sonic enters the dimension and attacks Empire City. They fight every single type of common unit of the Imperial Army. Meanwhile, in the Realm of the Infinite, Hyper Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann initiates the "Hyper Tengen Toppa Giga Drill Break" forming a drill ten times it's size. Hyper Granzeboma also forms a drill ten times it's size. Both mechas charge at each other with their drills. The two drills then collide with each other, forming an infinity symbol. Moments later, Hyper Granzeboma's Giga Drill breaks the Hyper Tengen Toppa Giga Drill, but Super Tengen Toppa Grapearl Lagann emerges from Hyper Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann with a Super Tengen Toppa Giga Drill Break. When the Super Tengen Toppa Giga Drill breaks, Tengen Toppa Grpearl Lagann emerges with a Tengen Toppa Giga Drill Break. When the Tengen Toppa Giga Drill breaks, Super Galaxy Grapearl Lagann emerges with a Super Galaxy Giga Drill Break. When the Super Galaxy Giga Drill breaks, Goren Arc-Gurren Lagann emerges with an Arc-Giga Drill Break. When the Arc-Giga Drill breaks, Grapearl Lagann flies out with its Giga Drill. All this while, the lowering stages of Grapearl Lagann have been fighting back Grand Granzeboma's Giga Drill back to the Hyper Granzeboma, until the Granzeboma (set as Super Granzeboma's crown, with the Super Granzeboma set as Hyper Granzeboma's crown) is in plain view. At that, Grand Granzeboma's Giga Drill finally breaks, allowing Grapearl Lagann to charge at Granzeboma. As the Gunmen takes damage from tentacles fired from first the Granzeboma and then a carbon copy of the Anti-Spiral homeworld created by Carmen herself, Chuck Norris (in Grapearl MK-II) grabs Hottie's Lagann (with Hottie in it) and uses a Cannonball Attack toss Hottie's Lagann towards the Anti-Spiral homeworld duplicate. Carmen herself is forced to attack; her tentacles made of a Green Lantern-like energy lop off Hottie's Lagann's limbs one after another. Before she can Lagann Impact Carmen, Hottie's Lagann itself throws its pilot from the cockpit, and Hottie, while transforming into Super Hottie Goddess flies at Carmen to deliver a punch. The fight between good and evil has degenerated into a fistfight. Super Hottie Goddess then pulls out the special sword created by Uni-Man, "This sword is my soul!" yells Super Hottie Goddess and then she and Carmen lunge at each other one more time. After a tense moment, it is seen that Hottie has uses the sword to absorbed Zorndrek and Yogthulhu in the sword, sealing them in, by non-lethally jabbing the sword into Carmen. "Ow! That really hurt" said Carmen, oh grow up you big baby" mocked Hottie. Then after that, Hyper Granzeboma was obliterated and the Department of Hotness were sent back to Beverly Hills in the Hottieverse. And that's it, the war is finally over and the Guild of Super Evil has fallen. Also the Midnight Cage, and all other alternate Earths under the control of the Guild have been liberated. "I wish everyone killed by the Guild was brought back to life" wished Uni-Man using his unicorn horn, then just like that those killed by the Guild have been brought back to life. In the end everybody cheered for their hero "Hottie" and her badbutt team, the Department of Hotness. But it wasn't just Beverly Hills that gave priase to Hottie, but the entire world in the Hottieverse, as well as almost the entire Omniverse. As for Carmen, she was nowhere to be seen. In the end Hottie changed back to Alison Cole and visited her father's mansion, Matt Keene, Alison's boyfriend was with her. She then introduced her boyfriend to his father. Moments later, while they're alone in the living room, "Uh, Alison" said a nervous Matt, "Yes Matt" said Alison, "There's something I wanna ask you" said Matt, "What is it?" said Alison, Matt then got down on one knee, which surprised Alison who know's exactely what's gonna happen next, Matt then pulls out the ring box "Alison... wil you marry me?" said Matt as he opened the ring box, revealing an engagement ring. As soon as she saw that, ring she started crying tears of joy, "Oh Matt.... yes!" said Alison. After Matt put the ring on Alison's finger, the two started kissing. Later on Alison told her father, Roger Cole, the good news, Roger was shocked and happy for both Alison and Matt at the same time. Roger even invited Matt to celebrate New Year's Ever with him and his daughter. The end.

See also

Department of Hotness

Guild of Super Evil

Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World the Soundtrack

Omniverse

West Coast Department of Hotness

Fruit from the Axe Cop universe

Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel

External links

Hottie by Jonathan Bernstein

Burning Ambition by Jonathan Bernstein

Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World on DeviantART

Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World on FanFiction.Net

Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World on TV Tropes