Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel

Meanwhile, on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Hootie and Matt Keene are in Hottie's private quarters making out when all of a sudden, someone knocks on her door. "Come in" said Hottie. The person that knocked on the door happened o be Leeron Litner. "You have a message from Emperor Dark, "What!?" said Hottie as she rushed to the bridge. "Well hello there, Hottie" said a smug Emperor Dark, "What do you want?" said Hottie, "There's someone who want's to meet you" said Emperor Dark, "Who?" said a confused Hottie, "my master" said Emperor Dark, "What?!" said a surprised Hottie. What happened next was a big surprise for Hottie. "Well hello, Alison" said Carmen, "C... C... Carmen?" said a shocked Hottie. "Well, what do you think of my Empire of Darkness" said Carmen "I created the organization early December as an sort of insurance policy, in case the Guild of Super Evil was defeated. Well, ciao. said Carmen as he logged off. Hottie, as well as everyone on the the bridge, was in silent shock. To be continued...

Chapter 19[]

"Prologue"

Meanwhile, on board the City-ship, Carmen yearned to be young again, then she realized that she had unicorn horns now. "I wish I was 21 again" wished Carmen, she then de-aged into a hotter 21 year old year old version of herself. Carmen pulled out a compact mirror and looked at herself, "Wow, I look good" said Carmen "now I wish for a sexy super villain outfit to go with my new look" wished Carmen. Carmen then gains a super villainess outfit that was similar to the one Starfire wore in the Teen Titans Go! episode "Starfire the Terrible", minus the emblem on the forehead. Carmen's new super villain outfit also had high heels.

"Act II"

The Empire of Darkness has hired a bounty hunter to destroy Hottie and the Department of Hotness. His name is Bad Jack Frost and he hails from the Axe Cop universe. He resembles Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians except he has a beard like Mirror Universe Spock and, of course, he's in the same art style as the characters from Axe Cop. Bad Jack Frost tried to take on the Deartment of Hotness but there was one problem... there were hundreds of members of the Department of Hotness. Bad Jack Frost then summoned a horde of EMOD Warfare Agents to aide them in battle. One minute later our heroes take down the EMOD Warfare Agents. Bad Jack Frost tries using his ice powers on Hottie but his ice powers are weak against people with fire powers. Mario uses a Fire Flower to transform into Fire Mario, Pac-Man eats a Fire Berry and gains fire powers and Axe Cop has Wexter breathe fire on him, transforming him into Axe Cop Fire. Hottie, Fire Mario, Pac-Man and Axe Cop Fire then battle Bad Jack Frost. After Axe Cop punches Bad Jack Frost in the face, some of his blood get's on Kellyn Levy. Suddenly Kellyn had Bad Jack Frost powers (she also had light blue skin and white hair)! She became Female Good Bad Jack Frost, or Female Jack Frost/Jill Frost for short, "I have the power of winter!" said Kellyn AKA Jill Frost. Both Hottie and Kellyn charged at Bad Jack Frost and knocked him clear into of the skay and out of Earth's orbit.

"Epilogue"

"I need a super suit now" said Kellyn Levy AKA Jill Frost. So Dorinda Galen helped her friend design a super suit. Moment later, an ever newer Jill Frost was born, and she looked hot. Her super suit was comprised of a pair of pink boots, blue hipster pants, a wide glittered black belt, a hot pink mercerized cotton tabatha cap-sleeve T-shirt, a pair of women's power stretch gloves and a red cape. When Jill Frost looked at herself in the mirror, she was amazed at how good she looked. "Wow! I look sexy. Like, real sexy. Hey everyone! Come and see how sexy I look!" shouted Jill Frost. To be continued...

Chapter 20[]

After the events of last chapter, Dorinda Galen decides to become a superhero too. First she asks Uni-Man for a unicorn horn, then she designs herself a super suit. Dorinda's superhero outfit is comprised of a pair of boots, a pink bikini, a belt, pink opera gloves, a cape, a domino mask and, of course, a unicorn horn. As soon as she put's her unicorn horn and super suit on, she looks at herself at the mirror and strats to admire how good she look, "dang, I look sexy" said Dorinda, "I think I'll call myself Uni-Girl". Meanwhile, the EMOD Scientists have developed a device called the Nega Decadrive, which resembles Kamen Rider Decade's Decadriver except that it's completely black. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness in the land of Ninjago. Halfway during the battle, a japanese man named Goro Miyaguchi, who happens to from the World of Kamen Rider, appears. Goro then pulls out and puts on, and put's a Rider Card in the Nega Decadriver. ""Kamen Ride: Nega Decade!" said the Nega Decade as it transforms Goro into "Kamen Rider Nega Decade", who resembles Kamen Rider Decade except that his armor is completely black. Nega Decade has the power to transform into all the Heisei Era Kamen Riders minus Decade, from Kuuga to Gaim. In order to combat Nega Decade more efficiently, Hottie suck on a lemon an transform into Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Uni-Hottie With Lemon, Uni-Avocado Lad, Jill Frost and Uni-Girl then take on Nega Decade head on. While Nega Decade puts up a good fight he is no match for he founding members of the Department of Hotness, minus Designated Dead who has got any powers yet. Nega Decade then decides to use the Nega K-Touch to transform into his Complete Form, "Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Blade, Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Double, OOO, Fourze, Wizard! Final Kamen Ride: Nega Decade!" said the Nega K-Touch as Nega Decade transforms into "Nega Decade Complete Form, granting him the combined power of Kuuga Ultimate, Agito Shining, Ryuki Survive, Faiz Blaster, Blade King, Hibiki Armed, Kabuto Hyper, Super Climax, Kiva DoGaBaKi Emperor, Double CycloneJokerGoldXtreme, OOO Super Tatoba, Fourze Meteor Nadeshiko Fusion and Wizard Infinity Dragon Gold. The battle becomes even more tense. Uni-Girl then decides to makes a wish on unicorn horn, "I wish I was super super smart and strong!" wished Uni-Girl, suddenly Uni-Girl grew horns all over her body and she gained super strength. Uni-Girl then clobbered Nega Decade with out breaking a sweat, as well knocking him out of his Rider form. In the the end, Goro, as well as Emperor Dark, General Zol and the rest of the Empire of Darkness. "I wish for all but one of my unicorn horns were retractable" wished Uni-Girl as all her unicorn horns, minus the one on her head, retracted into her body. To be continued....

Chapter 21[]

The N Team (from Captain N: The Game Master), the Avengers (the original comic book version), the version of the Avengers from The Avengers: United They Stand, the version of the Avengers from The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, the version of the Avengers from Avengers Assemble, the version of the Avengers from Ultimate Avengers: The Movie, the version of the Avengers from Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow and the Super Hero Squad have all joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Mother Brain (from Captain N: The Game Master), the Masters of Evil (the original comic book version), the version of Ultron from The Avengers: United They Stand, the version of the Masters of Evil from The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, the Cabal (from Avengers Assemble), the Chitauri (from Ultimate Avengers: The Movie), the version of Ultron from Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow, the Lethal Legion (from The Super Hero Squad Show) and Loki (from the Marvel Cinematic Universe) have all joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Empire of Darkness have launched an all out invasion on Earth-616 (AKA the Marvel Universe) in Multiverse-Three. It's New York City that ends up getting invaded the most. Other than conquering Earth-616, the main reason for the invasion is that the Empire of Darkness are searching for the Cosmic Cube. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrive just in the to stop the Empire of Darkness from causing even more damage. Hottie, as Uni-Hottie With Lemon, performs Ultro Power with Axe Cop, as Axe Cop With Lemon, Hypno Monkey Boy, Super Bat Boy, Wexter and Ralph Wrinkles to form Super Hypno Double-Monkey Batgirl Axe Hottie Familsauras Rex Wrinkle. With the combined might of Super Hypno Double-Monkey Batman Axe Hottie Familsauras Rex Wrinkle, The N Team, the Super Hero Squad, all of the versions of the Avengers that are members of the Dept. of Hotness and Godzilla, the forces of the Empire of Darkness are driven out of the Empire of Darkness.

"Epilogue"

"Did anyone notice that we didn't do much talking in today's chapter?" said Linkara breaking the 4th wall, "Did anyone notice that the good guys in this fan fiction are f___ing invincible and that most of the fights are f___ing one-sided on our side?" said the Angry Video Game Nerd to Linkara. To be continued....

Chapter 22[]

"Prologue"

Versions of the G.I. Joe Teams from G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (who are actually from the past via time travel), G.I. Joe: Sigma Six, G.I. Joe: Resolute, G.I. Joe: Renegades and G.I. Joe Retaliation have all joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, versions of Cobra from G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (also from the past via time travel), G.I. Joe: Sigma Six, G.I. Joe: Resolute, G.I. Joe: Renegades and G.I. Joe Retaliation have all joined the Empire of Darkness.

"Act II"

Febuary 9th, 1964: An English rock called, The Beatles, make their first appearance on American variety show, The Ed Sullivan Show, before a record-breaking audience, beginning a musical phenomenon known as the British Invasion. "Ladies and gentlemen, THE BEATLES!" said Ed Sullivan as he introdced The Beatles on stage. And the rest is history. Fifty years year the two surviving members of The Beatles have teamed up with both animated versions of The Beatles (from the animated series and Yellow Submarine) and joined a dimensional traveling Dream Team named the Department of Hotness led by a 18 year old super heroine named Hottie whose superpower was shooting fire from her fingertips. The Department of Hotness are battling the Empire of Darkness in Liverpool, England in Earth Minor (live action Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr's home AU). "Who would of thought this is how we're spending our 50th anniversary" said live action Paul to live action Ringo while using a Type 3 phaser to shoot some Cobra B.A.T.s. Halfway during the battle, Mario hands Paul, Ringo, the animated Beatles and Yellow Submarine Beatles Power-Ups. Paul uses a Fire Flower to transform into "Fire Paul", Ringo uses both a a Super Bell and a Double Cherry to transform into "Double Cat Ringo", animated Paul McCartney uses a Gold Flower to transform into "Gold Paul", animated Ringo Starr uses a Invincibility Leaf to transform into White Raccoon Ringo, animated George Harrison uses a Luck Bell to transform into "Lucky Cat George, animated John Lennon uses a Boomerang Flower to transform into "Boomerang John", Yellow Submarine Paul McCartney uses a Statue Leaf to transform into "Statue Paul", Yellow Submarine Ringo Starr uses a Super Leaf to transform into "Raccoon Ringo", Yellow Submarine George Harrison uses a Frog Suit to transform into "Frog George" and Yellow Submarine John Lennon uses a P-Acorn to transform into "Power Squirrel John". With their new powers, Fire Paul, Double Cat Ringo, the animated Beatles and Yellow Submarmarine Took a Level in Bad@$$ and kicked a whole lotta bad guy butt. Uni-Girl used her retractable unicorn horns and shot them out of her body all over the place. They went through every mecha mook. The types of mecha mooks that got stabbed by unicorn horns were EMOD Warfare agents, Cobra B.A.T.s, Vehicons, Foot Soldiers, the Steel Clan, Vehicons, Ultra Droids and Mecha-Koopas. Uni-Girl also wished for Paul, Ringo, the animated Beatles and Yellow Submarine Beatles to know karate, which they used to beat up a unch of Cobra Troopers. "I wish for all my horns back!" wished Super Uni-Girl. Then out of nowhere, King Dark, King Ghidorah, Cathulhu and an enlarged Utrom Shredder appear and start to wreck Liverpool. Pac-Man then gives Fire Paul, Double Cat Ringo, the animated Beatles and Yellow Submarine Beatles Pac-Zilla Berries to eat, which they do, growing them to gigantic size. Godzilla also joins the giant-sized fight. And so the giant sized Fire Paul, Double Cat Ringo, animated Beatles, Yellow Submarine Beatles and Godzilla fight King Dark, King Ghidorah, Cathulhu and the Utrom Shredder. While the giant bad guys put up quite a fight, they are no match for the combined might of the giant good guys and are defeated. In the end, the Empire of Darkness are driven out of Liverpoll. "I tell you, it's been A Hard Day's Night and I've been working like a dog... or should I say fighting like a cat" said Double Cat Ringo with both Cat Ringos talking in unison, "Uhuhuhuh Yeah" laughed animated Ringo.

"Epilogue"

Later that day, after yet another battle against the Empire of Darkness, only this time taking place in London, live action Paul McCartney, live action Ringo Starr, the animated Beatles and Yellow Submarine Beatles are seen zebra crossing Abbey Road together. To be continued...

Chapter 23[]

Gameleojin, Kumonjin, Komorujin and Sasoranjin (from Skyrider) have all been revived by Carmen's unicorn magic, together they form the "Revived Neo-Shocker Kaijin". Meanwhile, Hottie, Axe Cop, Wexter, Ralph Wrinkles, Hypno Monkey Boy and Super Bat Boy, Christopher Aonuma and ZekeGreymon are all fighting the Revived Neo-Shocker Kaijin somewhere in North America at some random AU during a snow storm at night. Axe Cop cops fights Sasoranjin by puching him alot, he then finishes him by using his axe to chop his axe off "I'll chop you're head off!!" said Axe Cop as he chops off Sasoranjin's head off, releasing High-Pressure Blood, Kamen Rider Decade style, but not before exploding. Axe Cop then sucks on a lemon a transforms into Axe Cop With Lemon. "I'm gonna throw grenades bombs and you're gonna die!" said Axe Cop With Lemon as he threw a bunch of lemon grenades at Komorujin, destroying him in the process. Hottie sucks on a lemon, uses a Gold Flower and transforms into Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon then starts shooting golden fireballs at both Gameleojin, Kumonjin, which maede him explode into gold coins, "I'm Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon and it's time for you to pay the price" said Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Then out of nowhere, Kamek arrives and uses his magic to revive and enlarge the Revived Neo-Shocker Kaijin. "It's time to kick it up a notch" said Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon "let's all perform Ultro Power". Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon, ZekeGreymon, Axe Cop With Lemon, Wexter, Ralph Wrinkles, Super Bat Boy and Hypno Monkey Boy then used Ulto Power together, fusing them all into a brand new version of Hottie X7. The version of Hottie X7 has a unicorn horn on her head and keep's both Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon and Axe Cop With Lemon's lemon axes on her back. Hottie X7 then uses her unicorn telekinesis to pull out a Pac-Zilla Berry out of her utility belt, since she has machine gun arms. She eats the berry and grows to gigantic size. Hottie X7 then fights the Revived Neo-Shocker Kaijin. Halfway during the battle, Godzilla joins the fight. Both Hottie X7 and Godzila uses a combined attack that involves Godzilla's thermonuclear breath and Hottie X7's golden fire breath. The combined attack makes all four Neo-Shocker Kaijin explode into gold coins. To be continued....

Chapter 24[]

"Act I"

In the land of Ooo, Finn and Jake are recuperating after the Department of Hotness' battle against the Empire of Darkness after they tried the conquer Ooo. Then out of nowhere, they find a strange metallic hatch among an old tree stump on top of a montain. They hop down to find an underground city with an artificial environment. This city also happens to be populated... with humans. "I don't believe it, Jake!" said Fill "I'it's an entire city of humans, just like me!". It turns out that, just prior to the Mushroom War, a number of small cities were hastily built in concealment underground to protect a small population of humans from nuclear warheads, A self-sufficient city was established deep within the mountain that would later be the city that Finn and Jake recently discovered, complete with an artificial sky and climate control. Upon the complete of the city's largest building, the Reagan Memorial Skyscraper, the city was named New Washington. At some point in time the humans discovered a mysterious crystal that possessed unlimited power and used it to power their newly constructed city. Finn is then introduced to the President of New Washington, and his cute daughter, Rebecca, who happens to be the same age as Finn "You're kinda cute" giggled Rebecca to Finn which caused Finn to blush a lttle "Dude, I think I have a crush" said Finn's thoughts.

"Act II"

In New York City in the 2012 TMNT universe, The 2012 turtles and 2012 Splinter had just survived a devastating battle against Ch'rell (AKA the Utrom Shredder) and his Foot Clan. The Hamato Clan, whose still sufering from a few wounds, split up as they hide from the Foot Elite. Splinter end up getting lost when all a sudden, a attractive blind woman exits her home "Hello! Is anyone there?!" said the blind "help..you have to.. hide me" breathed Splinter "You sound hurt. Get inside I'll hide you" said the blind woman as he let's Splinter in and closes her blinds. The two then have tea together, "My name is Julie" said the blind woman "I am Hamato Yoshi, but I'm also known as Splinter" The two then start to bond as they talked. Splinter also talked about his former friend Oroku Saki/The Shredder, his late wife Tang Shen, the events that led to her death and his daughter being kidnapped by The Shredder as a baby. Julie then walks over to Splinter so that she could feel his face, "No! You must not!" warned Splinter, "It's okay" said Julie, but she soon turned silent as she felt that Splinter is a human-sized rat. "You must believe me, but I was once once a man", "...what happened?" said Julie, "it's a long story" said Splinter, "well, I don't judge" said Julie accepting the fact that Splinter is a human-turned-mutant rat.

"Act III"

In the Green Lantern: The Animated Series universe. Razer is now a Blue Lantern. Also, Razer still hasn't given up hope that Aya is alive somewhere. But little does he realize is that, after Aya sacrificed herself to destroy the Manhunters, she downloaded a little bit of herself into Razer's Red Lantern Power Ring, which he still kept but did not wear. "...Razer" said a familiar voice, "Aya?" said Razer. And so Razer followed the voice, which led to the Red Lantern ring that he still kept. "Razer" said the Red Lantern ring, Razer was shocked that Aya had been in his Red Lantern ring this whole time. Razer went to Hal Jordan and told him that he finally found Aya. Carol Ferris, who was still a Star Sapphire, was there to and had an idea. They then went to Zamaron where the Star Sapphires downloaded Aya from the Red Lantern ring into a computer powered by a Star Sapphire Power Battery. The computer then constructed Aya a new body that resembles her old body except that it was violet and had the Star Sapphire symbol on the chest. In the end Razer and Aya share a kiss, "I love you" said Razer, I love you too" said Aya.

"Act IV"

In the G Gundam universe, Andrew Graham, the former Gundam Fighter from Neo-Canada, still mourns for his wife. He was at a bar drowning his sorrows when all of a sudden he meets a woman named Sayla Lacroa, who was from Neo-Japan. "Hey" said Sayla who noticed he was down and wanted to cheer him up. Andrew simply ignored her. Aw come on, why the long face" said Sayla, "...I don't want to talk about it" said Andrew. Sayla then put her hand over the glass Andrew was drinking from and put it down "I think you've had enough" said Sayla, "...whatever" said Andrew. "My name is Sayla Lacroa and I'm from Neo-Japen "said the cheerful Sayla, what's your's. "...Andrew Graham" said Andrew, "Hey, your that Gundam Fighter" said Sayla, "...I was" said Andrew", "how about I drive you home" said Sayla "You look a little drunk". Sayla then drove Andrew home. "You seem sad" said Sayla as he sat down with Andrew in his living room "why?", "...it's a long story" said Andrew, "I don't mind to hear it" said Sayla". Andrew then told Sayla about how he lost his wife and blamed it on Argo Gulskii. "That's so sad" said Sayla as she put her hand on Andrew's, Andrew saw Sayla hands on his and started to smile. To be continued...

Chapter 25[]

Jimmy Fallon joins the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, even since the rise of the Empire of Darkness, things have gone from bad to worse. The Empire of Darkness have conquered two alternate Earths throughout the Omniverse. These Earths are the Earth of the Malgus Cluster (Transformers Animated universe) and Earth-904913 (Iron Man: Armored Adventures universe). In each of these Earths, one-tenth of the Earth's population have been wiped out after the Empire's invasion, practically making the humanities of each Earth on the verge of extinction. The remaining population of each Earth is enslaved and whole nations are made into work-camps and bases for a fleet of war rockets. Russia, all two of them, have turned into a big shipyard, and that the Empire is preparing to invade the rest of the three universes that these Earths belong in. Each Earth has an enormous statue of the absolute ruler of the Empire, Carmen. Carmen has even carved herself into Mount Rushmore, all two of them. Resistance movements have started on these three Earths, one in the Malgus Cluster led by Sari Sumdac and one in Earth-904913 led by this universe's Iron Man. A pirate radio program in the Malgus Cluster called "Hottiewatch" was started for for those who rebelled against the Empire of Darkness and supported the legendary Hottie and her Department of Hotness.

"Epilogue"

Robin (Teen Titans Go! version) get's his head stuck in a pickle jar, "Uh, little help" said Robin. To be continued...

Chapter 26[]

Ganondorf has recently revived his counterpart from the animated series, and the Captain N: The Game Master episode "Quest for the Potion of Power". Ganondorf then fuses with cartoon Ganon and becomes "Super Ganon", resembling a cross between Ganondorf from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Maker and cartoon Ganon, also he had cartoon Ganon's voice. Super Ganon then leads the Empire of Darkness' army into Videoland. Luckily the Department of Darkness is there to stop Super Ganon. Not only that but the versions of Link and Zelda from the animated series, and the Captain N: The Game Master episode "Quest for the Potion of Power", have allied with the Department of Hotness in order to stop Super Ganon. "Has anyone told you that you don't talk much?" said cartoon Link to video game Link. Seconds later, an epic battle ensues. Sonic gives the Captain N version of Mega Man his Chaos Emeralds, thus transforming him into the Captain N's version of Super Adapter Mega Man (as seen in Wolds Collide). Kamen Rider Agito in his Shining Form, Ryuki as Ryuki Survive, Faiz in his Blaster Form, Hibiki as Armed Hibiki and Kabuto in his Hyper Form all use Gold Flowers upgrade their Ultimate Forms into "Gold Shining", "Gold Survive", "Gold Blaster", "Gold Armed" and "Gold Hyper". Kamen Rider Blade King uses all five Exodia cards to upgrade his King Form into "King Platinum Mode", turning his armor from gold to platinum. Kamen Rider Decade use the "Gold K-Touch", an advanced version of the K-Touch that was invented by Uni-Man, to transform into "Kamen Rider Decade Complete Form Gold Mode" which resembles is Complete Form only his entire armor is golden and has more cards on his chest. Also in Decade's Complete Form Gold Mode, Kuuga Ultimate, Den-O Climax and Kiva Emperor are replaced with Kuuga Rising Ultimate, Den-O Super Climax and Kiva DoGaBaKi Emperor. More Ultimate Forms added to Complete Form Gold Mode are Double CycloneJokerGoldXtreme, OOO Super TaToBa, Fourze Meteor Nadeshiko Fusion and Wizard Infinity Dragon Gold. The battle becomes even more intense. All of the Mooks, Mecha Mooks and Elite Mooks try shooting at Hottie herself but they keep missing her, Hottie, while walking calmly while at the same time not getting shot, shoots fireballs at a bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents and other types of Mecha Mooks. Both The Angry Video Game Nerd, in his Super NES armor and Kevin Keene AKA Captain N use their Zappers to take down alot of EMOD Warfare Agents. Mario gives Captain N a Cat Bell, thus transforming him into "Cat Captain N", Mario also gives Cat Captain N a Double Cherry, thus transforming him into "Double Cat Captain N". "Wow! They never had power-ups like this in Super Mario Bros. 3" said Double Cat Captain N with the two Cat Captain Ns talking in unison. Double Cat Captain N then uses his newfound power to clobber Super Gannon. Here, take my Magical Shield" said cartoon Link to Hottie. Super Ganon then tries to defeat Hottie by sending a fire geam in her direction, but Hottie uses to the Magical Shield to reflect it back to Super Ganon, thus defusing Ganondorf and cartoon Ganon. In the end, Videoland is saved. "Wow, for a guy dressed like a girl you're a pretty good fighter" said Princess Anna to cartoon Link, "“Well Excuuuuse Me, Princess” said cartoon Link to Anna. To be continued....

Chapter 27[]

The Powerpuff Girls from Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, the Darkstar Council have joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Empire of Darkness launches an all out invasion on Megaville in the Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi-verse. Luckily, the Department of Hotness arrive just in time to retaliate. An epic battle ensues. The PPGD Powerpuff Girls team up with their original counterparts and take down an entire army of EMOD Warfare Agents with ease. Hottie drinks bull potion and has Lavasaurus breathe fire onher, transforming her into Hottie Lava Bull, who then sucks on a leon and transforms into "Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon". Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon then transforms her left arm into magma, which then transforms into an arm cannon made of magma. The magma arm cannon could shoot lemon grenades. Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon then shoots lemon grenades at the remaining EMOD Warfare Agents. Hottie With Lava Bull With Lemon Then goes up against Bell. Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon then uses her Super Kaioken to fight Bell. While Bell is a formidable fighter, she is no match for Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon. After a long hard battle, the Empire is driven out of Megaville. And so one again the day is saved thanks to the Department of Hotness. To be continued...

chapter 35[]

"Prologue"

Carmen wasn't always the bad person she was today. Long before the events of the first Hottie novel, And when Carmen was a child, her mom left her inventor husband because he was too busy inventing to pay any attention to. Carmen never saw her mom again. And if that weren't enough, every time Carmen wanted to spend time with her father, he was too busy. By the time she was 13, Carmen snapped, went insane and burned someone's house down. Whe the police came to arrest Carmen for arson and attempted murder, she simply used her father's latest creation, a pair of contact lenses that could strip away other people's identities and allowed the wearer to implant their thoughts and suggestions into them with just one glance, to use a sort of mind trick to convince the cops that she was innocent. Carmen then got the idea to use these contacts to get whatever she wanted.

"Act II"

The Department of Hotness went to the Dragony Dragon Witch's castle in the Axe Cop universe so that the Dragony Dragon Witch could turn Lavasaurus into a dragon, which she did. Lavasaurus now had the power to transform back and forth from a dinosaur to a dragon with rocket wings. The new and improved Lavasaurus came in handy as the Empire of Darkness had just started invading the Axe Cop-verse. Hottie pulls her unicorn horn (that she detached from her head in her Hottie With Lemon form for unknown reasons) out of her utility belt and puts it on her head, drinks bull potion, sucks on a lemon and has Lavasaurus spit lava on her, transforming her into "Uni-Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon". Uni-Avocado Lad used him unicorn horn to make a wish, "I wish for my ghost form to have triceratops horns, but none on my nose, with a T-rex head and torso with dragon wings" wished Uni-Avocado Lad, and so he became "Drag-Tri-Ghostasaurus Rex". Wexter also drinks bull potion and has Lavasaurus spit lava on him, transforming him into "Wexter Lava Bull", who has bull horns, is red and has the power to spit lava. Uni-Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon, Drag-Tri-Ghostasaurus Rex and Wexter Lava Bull then take down a whole bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents without breaking a sweat. Drag-TriGhostasaurus Rex uses fire breathe while both Uni-Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon and Wexter Lava Bull used combined lava-based attacks. Uni-Hottie Lava With Lemon also rode of Lavasaurus in his dragon form, thus making her a dragon rider. Uni-Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon and Lavasaurus then went into outer space (don't ask how they're breathing in space) and fight a whole armada of EMOD Starfighters using lava-based attacks. They also fought against Orbital Assault Carriers, Scarran Predators and Steel Clan robots. In the end the Empire of Darkness is driven out of the Axe Cop-verse.

"Epilogue"

Meanwhile, on board the Cityship, Carmen, while sitting on her throne, pulls out an old photo of her mother. "...mother" said Carmen in a soft voice as she shed a single tear. To be continued...

Chapter 36[]

EMOD Scientists have created a deadly new type of Mecha Mook called the EMOD Ninja. The EMOD Ninjas resemble the Mark II Foot Soldiers from Turtles Forever except they are completely black, have red eyes and have EMOD insignia on their chest. Also, these EMOD Ninja had the ability to learn from and quickly adapt to their foes' Martial Arts moves, just like the 2012 Foot-Bots. In the addition to the EMOD Ninjas, the Empire of Darkness started freeing and recruiting criminals in jail throughout Earth in the 2012 TMNT universe and, with mutagen, started creating a mutant army consisting of humans transformed into mutant akitas, fish and tigers (picture an mass produced army of Dogponds, Fishfaces and Tiger Claws). The tiger army wear uniforms that made them look like Nazi stormtrooper only instead of a swastikas on their armbands they had the EMOD insignia on them, the akita army also had the same kind of armband. Emperor Dark, while commanding the Technodrome (Turtle Forever version, then leads the new army on an attack in New York City just to test them out. Both the Technodrome, EMOD Ninjas and Mutant EMOD Combatmen ravage New York, killing hundreds. The National Guard tries to retaliate only to get wiped out. All hope seems o be lost... that is until the Department of Hotness, led by Hottie riding on Lavasaurus in dragon mode, arrive to save the day. Hottie sucks on a lemon, put's a unicorn horn on her head, uses a Gold Flower, drinks bull potion and has Lavasausus, transforming her into "Gold Uni-Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon", who then starts shooting golden fireballs at the EMOD Ninjas, dissolving them all into coins. The rest of the Department of Hotness then take on the Mutant EMOD Combatmen. While the Mutant EMOD Combatmen puts up a good fight, they are simply no match for the combined might of the Department of Hotness. Godzilla then takes the Technodrome and throws it like a volleyball into space, "You have got to be kidding me!" screamed Emperor Dark. In the end Gold Uni-Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon then uses her unicorn horn to restore New York and revive everyone killed by the Empire of Darkness, "I wish for both New York to be restored and everyone who was killed by E.M.O.D. to be brought back to life" wished Hottie. To be continued....

Chapter 37[]

"Act I"

Archie, Jughead, Reggie, Betty, Veronica and Hot Dog from Archie Comics have recently joined the Dept. of Hotness. Meanwhile, on board the Cityship, Carmen has hired a bounty hunter named Sir Kill-A-Lot to eliminate Hottie. Sir Kill-A-Lot resembled a armored knight wearing a jetpack. Meanwhile, halfway during another battle between the Department of Hotness and the Empire of Darkness in Riverdale, Sir Kill-A-Lot arrives and fights Hottie. Hottie then uses an Ice Flower and transforms into Ice Hottie, gaining the power of both fire and ice. Ice Hottie then fought Sir Kill-A-Lot. Although Sir Kill-A-lot was a formitable fight, Hottie had superpowers and he didn't, Hottie then shoots ice balls at Sir Kill-A-Lot, freezing him in place.

"Act II"

In Amity Park in the Danny Phantom universe, Vlad Masters AKA Vlad Plasmius seeks vengeance on both Danny Phantom and his father, well mostly his father since he left him in space to die. Vlad searches for Sam Manson's house, gunning down four children with a machine gun before ordering a squadron of EMOD Warfare Agents to to "tear this place apart." He then proceeds to kill dozens of bystanders and neighbors on his way to the Manson residence, where he kills Sam's parents before Vlad attacks Sam. On the street, the police arrive, but are brutally attacked by Apollo Geist, who promptly slaughters ten officers. At the Manson residence, the Mother Fucker and two of his men beat Sam with a crowbar, sending her into a coma, before fleeing from the house and join up with Apollo Geist. Vlad Master then goes to Tucker's house and kills Tucker and his family. Next Vlad hads to Famer City, Illinois and murders Grandma and Grandpa Fenton (Jack Fenton's parents) in cold blood and take a picture of their corpses so that he can show it to Jack. The next day, Danny visits Sam, who's still in a coma, in the hospital and promises to make Vlad pay "I swear, I will will make him pay for everything he's done" said Danny. Jack then discovers a envelope in the mailbox, when he opens it,he horrified to see what's inside, a picture of his murdered parents and a note "Revenge is coming! sign Vlad Masters" said the note. Jack then crunches the note with his fist in anger. "Jack! come inside now! said a anguished Maddie "You won't believe what's on the news! It's horrifying! Jack, Maddie and Jazz were then watching the news about Vlad Masters and his killing spree. "I can't watch this!" cried Jazz as she ran to her room. "Vlad will pay" said Jack in anger. To be continued in chapter 38.....

Chapter 38[]

"Prologue"

Last time on Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Vlad Plasmius kills a bunch of people and sends Sam Mansonin a coma. Now half of Emity Park has been killed by Vlad Plasmius. Jack Fenton, while wearing powered armor and Vlad Plasmius then fought to the death on the rooftop of a building. Jack won and was prepared to kill Vlad but decided to spare his life. In the end Hottie arrived and used the unicorn horn in her utility belt to wish for everyone killed by Vlad to be brought back to life, as well as bring Sam out of her coma.

"Act II"

The Empire of Darkness has hijacked The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon wile it's on the air. Unfortunate for them, Jimmy Fallon's a member of the Department of Hotness and pushes a button under his desk to signal for them. Moments later the Department of Hotness arrives and an epic battle ensues, and the most epic part is that cameras are still rolling meaning everyone at home watching The Tonight Show is watching the battle. Jimmy Fallon uses a Super Bell (as seen in Super Mario 3D World) to transform into "Cat Jimmy Fallon, he also uses four Double Cherries to spawn up to five doubles of himself "I'll fight every bad guy!" said all five Cat Jimmy Fallons. Queen Elsa and Princess Anna also uses Power-Ups. Elsa uses a Fire Flower to transform into "Fire Elsa", thus gaining power over over both fire and ice, while Anna uses an Invincibility Leaf to transform into "White Raccoon Anna. The Roots then perform the song "Let It Go" while both Fire Elsa and White Raccoon Anna kick bad guy butt, and doing it on TV. "The cold never bothered me anyways, and neither does the heat" said Fire Elsa as she clobbers a whole bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents. Then finally, Hottie performs a new Power-Up combo, she sucks on a lemon, puts a unicorn horn on her head and uses Invincibility Leaf. This combo transforms Hottie into "White Raccoon Uni-Hottie With Lemon". And if that wasn't enough Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien arrived and was armed with the same kind of weapons used in The Expendables. The ghosts of Steve Allen, Jack Parr and Johnny Carson also joined the fight. The combined might of White Raccoon Uni-Hottie With Lemon, All five Cat Jimmy Fallons, Fire Elsa, White Raccoon Anna, Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, Steve Allen, Jack Parr and Johnny Carson then went up against Emperor Dark, General Zol and Kamen Rider Nega Decade... and mops the floor with them within minutes. In the end, The Empire is driven out of NBC studios and The Tonight Show get's the highest rating it's ever gotten. To be continued...

Chapter 39[]

"Prologue"

The New Directions from Glee have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Sue Sylvester and Neo-Shocker from Skyrider have recently joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, Hottie has modified her hat, replacing the flaming H emblem with her unicorn horn. In case you don't know, the unicorn horn boosts Hottie's power, as well giving her the power to grant wishes.

"Act II"

"(Clip from Monty Python's Flying Circus) John Cleese: And now for something completely different"

Hottie (while singing): The volcano erupts on the mountain tonight Not a footprint to be seen A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I'm the Queen

The wind is howling like this swirling eruption inside Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried

Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know Well, now they know

Let it burn, let it burn Can't hold it back anymore Let it burn, let it burn Turn away and slam the door I don't care what they're going to say Let the eruption rage on The heat never bothered me anyway

It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and break through No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free

Let it burn, let it burn I am one with the wind and sky Let it burn, let it burn You'll never see me cry Here I stand and here I'll stay Let the eruption rage on

My power ignites through the air into the ground My soul is spiraling in molton lava all around And one thought explodes like an fiery blast I'm never going back. The past is in the past

Let it burn, let it burn And I'll rise like the break of dawn Let it burn, let it burn That average girl is gone Here I stand in the light of day Let the eruption rage on The heat never bothered me anyway

To be continued....

Chapter 40[]

John Cena joins the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Vince McMahon has joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Dark Legion, AKA the Albion Dark Egg Legion, led by Lien-Da have somehow escaped from the zone they were banished in. Carmen recruits them, makes them The Empire's primary army, replacing the EMOD Warfare Agents, and re-names them the "Dark EMOD Legion". Also, Lien-Da becomes Emperor Dark's new 2nd-in-command, replacing General Zol. "...welcome to the Empire of Darkness" said Carmen as she shook Lien-Da's hand. Lien-Da also makes Kamen Rider Nega Decade her Kommissar. Meanwhile, The Dark EMOD Legion is sent to the Mixels universe to conquer it. Luckily, the Department of Hotness arrives just in time to stop them. "Mechanauts, attack!" said Lara-Su as she sends in a horde of Mechanauts (who haven't been seen since issue 3 of Archie Knuckles the Echidna) to attack our heroes, John Cena body slams a couple of them while Hottie ignites her fist and performs an attack similar to the North Star Hundred Cracks Fist (from Fist of the North Star) to punch out a whole bunch of Mechanauts, "ATATATATATATATA!" shouts Hottie as she punches Mechanauts. Queen Elsa creates an axe of ice and chops up a bunch of Mechanaut heads with ease "I'll chop your heads off!" said Elsa, borrowing the catchphrase from Axe Cop, as she chops their heads off. Elsa also sucks on a lemon and transforms into "Elsa With Lemon", who then starts throwing lemon grenades at a bunch of Mechanauts. Kamek arrives and uses his magic to enlarge one of the Mechanauts. Luckily Godzilla arrives and clobbers the Mechanaut into submission, "SKREEEEEEEONNNNNK!" roared Godzilla. After a long hard battle, the Dark EMOD are defeated. Lien-Da tries to escape but Hottie jumps in front of her whips out two hands up towards Lien-da's waist, shooting out flames that neatly severed her belt, thus making her pants pall down and exposing her panties, "Hey!" said an embarrassed Lien-Da.

Chapter 41[]

"Prologue"

A few days ago, the Department of Hotness were introduced to the Crystal Gem, Diamond. Diamond is a snobby bossy girl who demands attention and thinks that they are all that. But Diamond is actually one of the most powerful Gems, so she is all that. She just loves to brag about it to everyone. And her gem is her lips, (if that's even possible) and she summons her weapon, which is a bow, by blowing a kiss. The next day, our heroes are introduced to Sapphire, Diamond's boyfriend and the first male Gem even encountered to our heroes, other than Steven Universe, who is half-Gem. His nickname is Sapph and Diamond calls him Sapphie. His Gem is under his right armpit and he has a semi-automatic machine gun for a weapon (it doesn't shoot bullets, they're more like light lasers or something). He also carries around other weapons like grenades and knifes... he's kind of a weapon expert. His personality is that he's extremely loud and obnoxious. He's a total ladies man and a perv. He's messy and very lazy, and he just gets on everyone's nerves.

"Act II"

Leeron Litner has invented a new Dai-Gun, the "Super Arc-Gurren", It resembles the Arc-Gurren only it's gold-colored. Hottie and Chuck Norris, while co-piloting Grapearl Lagann piloting the Super Arc-Gurren, then decide to test it out when a giant remote controlled robot named "King Gong MK-II" ravaged Beach City in the Steven Universe universe. The robot was remote controlled by Lien-Da, leader of the Dark EMOD Legion. Grapearl Lagann then merges it's Spiral power with the Super Arc-Gurren, transforming it into "Super Grapearl Lagann", which resembles Arc-Gurren Lagann, only it gold-colored and it wears Triangle Shades just like Gurren. The battle then begins. While King Gong puts up a good fight, it is simply no match for Arc-Gurren Lagann's massive power. "The Crystal Gems, including Diamond and Sapphire, watch the battle from the Crystal Temple. "Hey I wanna join the fight" said Diamond as she ran off to the battlefield, ate a Pac-Zilla Berry and grew to gigantic size. King Gong uses it's laser cannon on Diamond but Diamond blocked the laser by transforming her hands into strong sharp diamonds, using them as a shield. Diamond then blows a kiss, summoning her bow, a shoots an energy arrow into King Gong's arm. Super Grapearl Lagann then finishes King Gong off with the Space-Time Shattering Burst Spinning Punch, punching it to the far end of the space time continuum, where it exploded.

"Epilogue"

Diamond (breaking the 4th wall): Hi everybody! It me, Diamond, the best Crystal Gem, as well as most popular and beautiful character in this fan fiction... Hey! Pay attention to me, I'm the best Crystal Gem!

To be continued....

Diamond: HEY! I'm not done being adored yet!

Chapter 42[]

The New Kids on the Block have recently joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, Hottie has once again donned a new super suit. This new super suit resembled Raven's Lady Legasus getup only instead of a logo of a golden leg, her leotard has a flaming H on the front. Hottie also wears her Super Jacket, a pink utility belt, a blue wig (to conceal her secret identity in her home universe) and a pair of Triangle Shades that resembles the ones worn by Kamina only golden with her new super suit. Meanwhile, Hottie, as Uni-Hottie With Lemon fights alongside Diamond and the New Kids on the Block against Emperor Dark and the Dark EMOD Legion in some random AU. The New Kids on the Block use the "Power of Rock" to blow the heads of a bunch of Mechanoids, as well as cause malfunctions in the implants of a few Dark Legion troops. "I wish for the New Kids on the Block to each have an Axe Cop Swinger 2008 axe" wished Uni-Hottie With Lemon using her unicorn horn, the New Kids on the Block then each received their own Axe Cop Swinger 2008 axe, "Now chop up the bad guys, New Kids on the Block!" said Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Moments later, Mechanoid heads started flying. Diamond then faces off against Lien-Da, "Hi, I'm Diamond and I'm way more prettier then you" said the egotistical Diamond to Lien-Da, "Oh, Now I'm really gonna hurt you" said an angry Lien-Da as she uses her whip but the whip doesn't harm Diamond as she turns her entire body into Diamond, blocking the attack. Then finaly, Uni-Hottie With Lemon then sets her leg on fire and performs a kicking attack similar to Diable Jamble from One Piece, demolishing the remaining Mechanoids. After a long hard battle, the Department of Hotness have once again won another battle. "Retreat!" shouts Emperor Dark as he and the Dark EMOD Legion beam back aboard the Cityship orbiting Earth in space. "We did it!" cheered Jonathan Knight, "No, I did it" said a vain Diamond. To be continued...

Chapter 43[]

Present day: Carmen has obtained the Infinity Gauntlet all six Infinity Gems. "I wish for the Infinity Gauntlet to be used outside of the Earth-616" wished Carmen using one of her unicorn horns. And just like that she kills all the members of the Department of Hotness, including Hottie. With the Department of Hotness exterminated Carmen leads the Empire of Darkness in an all out invasion throughout the Omniverse. Innocent people get killed or Legionized and alternate Earths get conquered or blown up by the Cityship's planet-destroying laser

December 31st, 2014: Eight months and thirty days later, Carmen is now God Empress of the entire Omniverse minus Earth Prime (our world) in Multiverse Prime. Humanity of infinite Earths is on the verge of Extinction. Sentient lifeforms that haven't been killed have been Legionized against their wills. A massive portal has been constructed that leads directly to our universe. As the portal open an entire armada prepares to enter it. This is the final chapter and the bad guys have won. The end.

APRIL FOOLS!!!

"Epilogue"

Hottie has now started wielding many weapons other than her golden axe. Other weapons include the Hotarang, a boomerang made of gold, three Katanas made of gold, a golden gun that shoots gold bullets and a circular shield made of a gold-Adamantium-Vibranium alloy. All these weapons are made from gold from the Axe Cop universe. With all these weapons, Hottie has become a "Multi-Melee Master". To be continued....

Chapter 44[]

"Prologue"

Five years ago: Alison Cole's got it all: She's gorgeous, dating a steamy surfer boy, and has just been crowned Beverly Hills High Freshman Class President. Then during a special "symmetry" surgery, a lightning bolt zaps her, and Alison instantly transforms into Hottie - that is, a totally sizzling superhero with the power to shoot fire from her fingers. Shunned as a Pyro-Freak, Alison must adopt dorky David Eels as her crime-fighting sidekick. Worse, she's falling for the one guy who wants to "extinguish" her forever, Junior Class President of Cuteness - and wannabe firefighter - T. Hull. But she doesn't realize that a supervillain's lurking.... Has Hottie met her match?

"Act II"

Present day: Chris Carter & the Goop-Mandos (from Creepy Crawlers) and Space Ghost, Zorak & Moltar (from Space Ghost Coast to Coast) have joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Professor Googengrime joins the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, Alison Cole and her friends just came back from Alison's birthday, she turned 19. While Alison was gone, Kamina was left in charge of the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren. As soon as Alison beamed aboard the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, she quickly changed into Hottie. The rest of Hottie's friends, minus Designated Dean who didn't have a superhero alter ego, also changed into their superhero alter egos. "Here, I made a new Axe for you" said Uni-Man to Hottie. This new axe was made of a gold-Vibranium alloy, the gold used to make the allow, like all of Hottie's weapons, was from the Axe Cop universe. Meanwhile, Beverly Hills get's rampaged by a young girl who had been Legionized, it was none other than Pixie Furmanovski, the main villain of Burning Ambition (the 2nd Hottie novel). Pixie's implants gave her electrokinesis. Pixie, who led an army of Mechanoids, was chasing after Treasure Spinney, eighteen-year-old (in the book she was thirteen), huggable, teenybopper tomboy who played Sunday Mundy on the hit show "Signal Hill". "Get away from me you freak! Do you know who I am!?" said Treasure, "You will be Legionized, resistance is futile" said Pixie, "No! I'm too pretty to Legionized!... whatever that is" said Treasure. Then out of nowhere the Department of Hotness arrives at Beverly Hills to save the day. Hottie then confronts Pixie and instantly recognizes her, "I remember you, you're Pixie" said Hottie. "Mechanoids, attack!" shouted Pixie. Space Ghost uses his Power Bands to shoot energy basts at a bunch of Mechanoids, "Oh yeah, still got it, baby" said Space Ghost. The Goop-Mandos also fought some Mechanoids, but were almost out of power as the bulb full of slime in their stomachs almost completely dripped to the bottom, luckily Twilight Sparkle used her unicorn telekinesis to raise it all up. The fully charged Goop-Mandos then then clobbered the remaining Mechanoids with ease. Hottie then confronted Pixie and prepared to fight her. Hottie sucked on a lemon and transformed into Hottie With Lemon, she then pulled her unicorn horn out of her utility belt, placed it on her head and transformed into Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Pixie tries shooting lightning at Uni-Hottie With Lemon but she blocks the attack with a force field. "I wish Pixie was De-Legionized" wished Uni-Hottie With Lemon, and just like that, Pixie was back to normal. "Wha, what happened" said a confused Pixie, "you've been turned into into a mind controlled cyborg, but don't worry, I turned you back to normal using my unicorn horn" said Uni-Hottie With Lemon, "...you have unicorn horn now?" said Pixie. To be continued...

Chapter 45[]

"Prologue"

It turns out that HYDRA (from the arvel Cinematic Universe) have been members of the Empire of Darkness this whole time, thus making Carmen responsible for everything bad happening in the movie "Captain America: The Winter Soldier", as well as the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. episode "Turn, Turn, Turn". And if that wasn't enough, the Empire have recently been sponsoring the Yggdrasil Corporation for their Lockseed research.

"Act II"

Trope-Tan appears out of nowhere and uses her Cosmic Retcon powers to change Kellyn Levy's superhero origin... then disappears after that. "What just happened?" said Kellyn?, I don't know said Dorinda Galen. Kellyn is now no longer Jill Frost, she is now "Marvelous Woman". In Kellyn's retconned story, she never got Bad Jack Frost's blood on her, instead she got Axe Cop Lava Bull Fire With Lemon's blood mouth during a fight with Bad Jack Frost, thus gaining all of his powers. Meanwhile, by mixing Goop with a centipede and human DNA, Professor Googengrime has created a new Crime Grime monster, "The Human Centipede" (not to be confused with the movie of the same name). The Human Centipede has the body of a giant centipede and the head of a human. Emperor Dark then sends the Human Centipede and a squadron of Mechanoids to some random alternate Earth to conquer. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrive in time. The Department of Hotness face off against the horde of Trashtors, both sides are equal in numbers. A few minutes later, the Trashtors are all destroyed. Marvelous Girl then goes up against the Human Centipede... and takes him out without breaking a sweat. Hottie then takes down the Human Centipede by lighting her foot on fire and doing a Rider Kick-like flying side kick, making him explode. Kamek then arrives and uses his magic to revive and enlarge the Human Centipede. Hottie then hops inside Super Grapearl Lagann while at the same time, Marvelous Girl eats a Paczilla Berry and grows to gigantic size. Godzilla, Megas, Great Mazinger and Getter Robo are also there to join the battle. Although the Human Centipede puts up a good fight, he his clearly no match for the combined might of Super Grapearl Lagann, Marvelous Girl, Godzilla, Megas, Great Mazinger and Getter Robo. Super Grapearl Lagann then finishes the Human Centipede off using the Giga Drill Break "Giga Drill BREAKER!!!!" shouts Hottie as she makes Super Grapearl Lagann form a massive drill from it arm and uses it on the Human Centipede. The attack causes the Human Centipede to shrink down to tiny size, tiny enough to fit in a jar, which Chris Carter puts him in. To be continued....

Chapter 46[]

"Prologue"

It turns out that Baron Wolfgang von Strucker, the current leader of HYDRA, has been an agent of the Empire of Darkness this whole time, thus making Carmen responsible for everything bad happening in the movie "Captain America: The Winter Soldier", as well as the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. episode "Turn, Turn, Turn". And if that wasn't enough, the Empire have recently been sponsoring the Yggdrasil Corporation for their Lockseed research.

"Act II"

Trope-Tan appears out of nowhere and uses her Cosmic Retcon powers to change Kellyn Levy's superhero origin... then disappears after that. "What just happened?" said Kellyn?, I don't know said Dorinda Galen. Kellyn is now no longer Jill Frost, she is now "Marvelous Woman". In Kellyn's retconned story, she never got Bad Jack Frost's blood on her, instead she got Axe Cop Lava Bull Fire With Lemon's blood mouth during a fight with Bad Jack Frost, thus gaining all of his powers. Meanwhile, by mixing Goop with a centipede and human DNA, Professor Googengrime has created a new Crime Grime monster, "The Human Centipede" (not to be confused with the movie of the same name). The Human Centipede has the body of a giant centipede and the head of a human. Emperor Dark then sends the Human Centipede and a squadron of Mechanoids to some random alternate Earth to conquer. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrive in time. The Department of Hotness face off against the horde of Trashtors, both sides are equal in numbers. A few minutes later, the Trashtors are all destroyed. Marvelous Girl then goes up against the Human Centipede... and takes him out without breaking a sweat. Hottie then takes down the Human Centipede by lighting her foot on fire and doing a Rider Kick-like flying side kick, making him explode. Kamek then arrives and uses his magic to revive and enlarge the Human Centipede. Hottie then hops inside Super Grapearl Lagann while at the same time, Marvelous Girl eats a Paczilla Berry and grows to gigantic size. Godzilla, Megas, Great Mazinger and Getter Robo are also there to join the battle. Although the Human Centipede puts up a good fight, he his clearly no match for the combined might of Super Grapearl Lagann, Marvelous Girl, Godzilla, Megas, Great Mazinger and Getter Robo. Super Grapearl Lagann then finishes the Human Centipede off using the Giga Drill Break "Giga Drill BREAKER!!!!" shouts Hottie as she makes Super Grapearl Lagann form a massive drill from it arm and uses it on the Human Centipede. The attack causes the Human Centipede to shrink down to tiny size, tiny enough to fit in a jar, which Chris Carter puts him in. To be continued....

Chapter 47[]

Blankman and Other Guy have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Michael "The Suit" Minelli, The Joker and King K. Rool have joined the Empire of Darkness. Also, Julie, 2012 Spinter's blind girlfriend has become an honorary member of the Deprtment of Hotness. Meanwhile, our heroes visits Aberdale in the Clarence-verse in hopes of protecting it from an invasion from the Empire. While there, Steven Universe befriends Clarence. Moments later an armada of EMODW arships arrive to invade Amberdale, as well as the rest of the world. Luckily the Department of Hotness was prepared and retaliate. Our heroes also go up against a new Crime Grime monster "Bugdeusa", who resembled medusa but more attractive, has a spider's body for a lower half and millipedes for hair instead of snakes. Bugdeusa then shows off her evil power by shooting eye beams at Amy Gillis, turning her to stone, everyone was shocked. Bugdeusa then sends out an army of Mechanoids to ravage the town, Axe Cop and Linkara retaliates, "I will chop your heads off!" shouts Axe Cop as he chops off the heads of many Mechanoids with his axe, "I AM A MAN!" shouts Linkara as he knocks the blocks off of many Mechanoids' heads, Linkara also uses his magic gun to blast away the remaining Mechanoids. Bugdeusa then tries using her petrifying eye beams on Hottie but Hottie uses her shield to not only block the attack, but relect the attack right back at her, turning Bugdeusa to stone the process, Hottie then shoots a fireball at the petrified Bugdusa, shattering her to pieces. With Bugdeusa destroyed, Amy is brought back to normal. And then Kamek arrives to use his magic to revive and enlarge Bugdeusa. Hottie then hops into Grapearl Lagann, which hops into the Super Arc-Gurren, which becomes Super Grapearl Lagann. Godzilla also arrives to aide Super Grapearl Lagann in battle. Super Grapearl Godzilla then perform a combined attack on Bugdeusa, which involves Godzilla's thermonuclear breath and Super Grapearl Lagann's arm cannon. The attack weakens Bugdeusa. Super Grapearl Lagann then finishes off Bugdeusa with the Giga Drill Break. The attack causes Bugdeusa to shrink down to tiny size. Chris Carter then puts the now tiny Bugdeusa in a jar. To be continued...

Chapter 48[]

Starscream (from Transformers: Prime) has joined the Empire of Darkness. It turns out that Starscream survived after his encounter with the Predacons by the end of Predacons Rising. Meanwhile, Tad DeCartoon shaves his beard off and starts dresses like the 12th Doctor from Doctor Who. Tad also wears a scarf similar to the 4th Doctor with his new getup. Meanwhile, by mixing the DNA of both a fish and a rat in the Magaic Maker, Professor Googengrime creates the Crime Grime, "Deutalios". Kamek has no need to use his magic to enlarge Deutalios as he is already gigantic. Emperor Dark then sends Deutalios to Middleton in the Disney Channel animated Universe to conquer. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrive just in time to stop the monster. Both Hottie and Chuck Norris use Super Grapearl Lagann while Godzilla uses himself. Halfway during the epic battle, a redhead teenage girl wearing a high tech battle suit joins the fight. It was none other than Kim Possible herself. Wade has modified Kim's battle suit to grow her to gigantic size. "Mind if I help?" said Kim, "Sure" said Hottie. Super Grapearl Lagann, Godzilla and Kim Possible then proceeds to clobber Deutalios. The three use a combo attack that involves Super Grapearl Lagann shooting fire from it's fingertips, courtesy of Hottie's signature superpower, Godzilla's thermonuclear breath and Kim's Mantis Kung Fu. The combo attack weakens Deutalios. Super Grapearl Lagann then finishes Deutalios off with the Giga Drill Break, causing the monster to shrink down to tiny size. Chris Carter then puts the tiny Deutalios in a jar. With the fight over, Kim shrinks back to normal size and walks off into the sunset. To be continued...

"Epilogue"

Meanwhile, at the city of Tropolis in Earth Minor, Dr. Beeswax is planning something... evil. Not only that but he has created an updated version of the Army Bots, his primary robot army that he used against Tad in the 90s. To be continued...

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