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J,A,K,Q is a original pilot of Dummies of the West, part of Funny Cartoons!.

J,A,K,Q
Season 0, Episode 1
First Aired (CAN) January 1, 2010
First Aired (USA) December 26, 2009
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Plot[]

Shadow challenges Shadow and Mephiles to a card game, but one of them will win and be took to the cleaners!

Characters[]

  • Silver
  • Shadow
  • Mephiles


Transcript[]

The camera zooms into the house.


Silver: Giddy up, Shadow! Giddy up!


Shadow: Grrrr.... I HAD ENOUGH OF THE HORSES!!


Silver: Aww, c'mon!


Shadow: No!


Mephiles: Guys, I got cowboy bored again.


Shadow: Hmm..... How about..... of course! *runs to the attic.*


Mephiles: Hmm.... of course.... what?


Shadow: Let's play this card game.


Silver: J, A, K, Q? Is it a crossword puzzle? I HATE CROSSWORD PUZZLES!


Shadow: No! It is a card game.


Silver: Like goldfish?


Shadow: Maybe.


Mephiles: What happens if one of us wins?


Shadow: Whoever wins will take us to the cleaners.


Silver: Good, because I need my fur cleaned.


Shadow: No! THAT'S NOT IT!


Silver: I'll win! You'll lose! You'll be the loser who cries and be taken to the cleaners!


Shadow: STOP IT!


Mephiles: Okay, guys. Just to let you know, I am good at JAKQ. I won the JAKQ tourtament 10 times in a row.


Shadow: Well I won 11 times!


Mephiles: 12 times!


Shadow: 13!


Mephiles: 14!


  • Shadow and Mephiles start fighting.*


  • Silver completes the game.*


Silver: I WIN!


  • Shadow and Mephiles stop fighting.*


Shadow and Mephiles: What?


SIlver: Now, there's only one thing to do left!


  • The scene cuts to they're fur being washed in a washing machine.*


  • Silver sits stupidly.*


Shadow: I hate card games.

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