J,A,K,Q is a original pilot of Dummies of the West, part of Funny Cartoons!.
| J,A,K,Q | |
| Season 0, Episode 1 | |
| First Aired (CAN) January 1, 2010 | |
| First Aired (USA) December 26, 2009 | |
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Plot[]
Shadow challenges Shadow and Mephiles to a card game, but one of them will win and be took to the cleaners!
Characters[]
- Silver
- Shadow
- Mephiles
Transcript[]
The camera zooms into the house.
Silver: Giddy up, Shadow! Giddy up!
Shadow: Grrrr.... I HAD ENOUGH OF THE HORSES!!
Silver: Aww, c'mon!
Shadow: No!
Mephiles: Guys, I got cowboy bored again.
Shadow: Hmm..... How about..... of course! *runs to the attic.*
Mephiles: Hmm.... of course.... what?
Shadow: Let's play this card game.
Silver: J, A, K, Q? Is it a crossword puzzle? I HATE CROSSWORD PUZZLES!
Shadow: No! It is a card game.
Silver: Like goldfish?
Shadow: Maybe.
Mephiles: What happens if one of us wins?
Shadow: Whoever wins will take us to the cleaners.
Silver: Good, because I need my fur cleaned.
Shadow: No! THAT'S NOT IT!
Silver: I'll win! You'll lose! You'll be the loser who cries and be taken to the cleaners!
Shadow: STOP IT!
Mephiles: Okay, guys. Just to let you know, I am good at JAKQ. I won the JAKQ tourtament 10 times in a row.
Shadow: Well I won 11 times!
Mephiles: 12 times!
Shadow: 13!
Mephiles: 14!
- Shadow and Mephiles start fighting.*
- Silver completes the game.*
Silver: I WIN!
- Shadow and Mephiles stop fighting.*
Shadow and Mephiles: What?
SIlver: Now, there's only one thing to do left!
- The scene cuts to they're fur being washed in a washing machine.*
- Silver sits stupidly.*
Shadow: I hate card games.
