Cast[]
- Luigi
- Mario
- Rosalina
- Jeffy
- Feebee
- Black Yoshi
- Baby Mario
- Brooklyn T Guy
Transcript[]
Mario: Hey Jeffy, me, your mom, Feebee, Black Yoshi, Baby Mario, and Uncle Luigi are going to the circus, and we can't trust you to come along with us.
Jeffy: That's not fair! I wanna come along with you all! I love going to the circus!
Rosalina: I doesn’t matter! You don’t deserve to come along with us because you’re still grounded after you got bad luck at school a couple days ago! Anyways, before we head off to the circus, I hired a babysitter that you're having to deal with.
Jeffy: Seriously! A babysitter! Who is it going to be?
Mario: Your babysitter for today will be Brooklyn T Guy!
Jeffy: What? Are you kidding me! Brooklyn T Guy is going to be my Babysitter!
Rosalina: Yes, he is. You will be given five strikes if you don't listen to what he has to tell you. If you get all five strikes, he will be calling us, and you're grounded. Do you understand!
Jeffy: No! Brooklyn T Guy is very terrible! Can't you just hire a celebrity or someone else to babysit me!
Mario: I don’t care! Brooklyn T Guy will babysit you until we come back from the circus! Also, don't you dare disrespect him when he arrives in the next ten minutes from now! Now do you understand what I'm saying?
Jeffy: Okay fine! It should been a fun day for me...
Rosalina: I think we should head to the circus now. The show begins in less than a minute. Let's go everyone!
Feebee: Yay! I’m ready to go to the circus!
Black Yoshi: Me too!
Baby Mario: Me three!
Jeffy: Goodbye... have fun under the big top... without me.
Mario: Bye Jeffy! We'll see you in an hour!
Rosalina: Me, and dad are hoping to get good reports from your behavior! Goodbye Jeffy!
Jeffy: Bye...
Luigi: Don't you dare host any parties or invite any friends over!
Jeffy: (sighs angrily) Fine... if you insist.
Mario: That's the spirit! Goodbye and be good with your babysitter!
(Jeffy's family with the exception of him leave the house.)
Jeffy: Man, it sucks to be stuck at home without any fun or having friends over. Well, my babysitter should be here in any moment now.! Being stuck at home isn't a big deal for someone to have. Honestly, I could have gone to Dave and Busters in the first place. (hears door knocking) Well, that must be my babysitter. I'll answer the door.
(Jeffy opens the door to reveal Brooklyn T Guy.)
Brooklyn T Guy: Hi Jeffy! I’m here to babysit you while your family is at the circus!
Jeffy: Well, hi Brooklyn T Guy.
Brooklyn T Guy: So, what would you like to do?
Jeffy: How about we go to Dave and Busters? It's my personal favorite place!
Brooklyn T Guy: No! We are not going to Dave and Busters today! You’re only allowed to play games or watch some TV!
Jeffy: I WANT TO GO TO DAVE AND BUSTERS!
Brooklyn T Guy: Jeffy, I said no! We are not going to Dave and Busters! You’re only allowed to play games or watch some TV!
Jeffy: Take me to Dave and Busters! If you don't take me to Dave and Busters, I will flip you off!
Brooklyn T Guy: That's it Jeffy! You now got your first strike! If you get four more strikes, I’m calling your parents!
Jeffy: Oh no... I got my first strike... Guess I'm going to watch some TV.
Brooklyn T Guy: Okay, you are given permission to watch some TV. Don't watch any shows that aren't suitable for your age. If I catch you watching some inappropriate shows, you will be given a second strike. I'll call you when it's time for lunch.
Jeffy: Okay!
Brooklyn T Guy: Good!
(Brooklyn T Guy left to make Jeffy’s lunch.)
Jeffy: I'm going to watch South Park!
(Timecard: 13 Minutes Later)
(On the TV, a clip from the South Park episode "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" plays.)
Leif Loud Marsh the Emoji: Ready, you guys?
Both: Ready!
Leif Loud Marsh the Emoji: Okay. Action! (Lexx Loud Cartman the Emoji poses the frog attached to a string on a stick)
Lexx Loud Cartman the Emoji: I am the deadly Mexican Staring Frog...of Southern Sri Lanka. I am very scary... and dangerous!
Leif Loud Marsh the Emoji: Cut! Lexx!
Lexx Loud Cartman the Emoji: What?
Leif Loud Marsh the Emoji: It's supposed to be a frog!
Lexx Loud Cartman the Emoji: I know that!
Leif Loud Marsh the Emoji: Since when do frogs talk, Lexx?
Lexx Loud Cartman the Emoji: (thinks) It's a Sri Lanka frog!
Levi Loud Broflovski the Emoji: Der, Lexx!
Lexx Loud Cartman the Emoji: Der yourself, hippie!
Levi Loud Broflovski the Emoji: Just do this again Lexx, and don't make it talk.
Leif Loud Marsh the Emoji: Okay, here we go. Ready? Are you ready, Lexx?
Lexx Loud Cartman the Emoji: I'm ready, Steven Spielberg!
Leif Loud Marsh the Emoji: Action!
Lexx Loud Cartman the Emoji: Screw you guys...
(The clip ends and Plankton is laughing.)
Jeffy: (laughs) That was so funny and hilarious!
Brooklyn T Guy: Jeffy! Did I hear you watch South Park, a show that is not appropriate for your age?
Jeffy: Uh, no Brooklyn T Guy. I was just watching some reality TV shows.
Brooklyn T Guy: Stop lying to me and let me see what you watch!
Jeffy: No! Please Brooklyn T Guy! I was watching reality shows!
Brooklyn T Guy: It doesn’t matter! Let me see what you're watching! (sees South Park on the TV and gasps) Jeffy! How dare you watch South Park! That show is not suitable for your age! That's it! You now have your second strike! Three more to go before I call your parents!
Jeffy: Great... Now I got two strikes in a row. Well, time for lunch, I guess.
Brooklyn T Guy: Okay Jeffy, you will be eating some green beans for today's lunch. I hope you like it!
Jeffy: (looks at green beans) Yuck! I hate green beans! I want McDonald’s for lunch!
Brooklyn T Guy: You better eat those green beans because it took me 2 hours to make those! Also, we're not having McDonald’s for lunch! If I were you, you better eat up or else you'll be given a third strike!
Jeffy: I'M STILL NOT HAVING GREEN BEANS! I STILL WANT MCDONALD’S RIGHT NOW!
Brooklyn T Guy: JEFFY, FOR THE LAST TIME, EAT YOUR GREEN BEANS! WE'RE NOT HAVING MCDONALD’S FOR LUNCH AND THAT'S FINAL! EAT RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE GETTING A THIRD STRIKE! YOUR CHOICE!
Jeffy: Thats it! I'm throwing this disgusting food at you!
Brooklyn T Guy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU BETTER NOT THROW THOSE GREEN BEANS AT ME!
(Jeffy throws green beans at Brooklyn T Guy.)
Jeffy: There! That I'll teach you a lesson for forcing me to eat those yucky stuff for dinner! (blows raspberry at Brooklyn T Guy, then suddenly growls angrily) Oops... Looks like I'm about to be getting a third strike.
Brooklyn T Guy: JEFFY! HOW DARE YOU REFUSE TO NOT EAT GREEN BEANS AND THROW IT AT ME! NOW THE FOOD IS ALL OVER MY CLOTHES! THAT'S IT! YOU GOT YOUR THIRD STRIKE! TWO MORE STRIKES AND YOU WILL GO TO SIT IN TIMEOUT!
Jeffy: Okay, I'm sorry!
Brooklyn T Guy: Alright Jeffy, you can now play games on your iPad, but don't play any games that are suitable for your age. I'll check in with you in the next 20 minutes.
Jeffy: Okay Brooklyn T Guy.
Brooklyn T Guy: Alright, I’ll be back!
(Jeffy gets out his iPad.)
Jeffy: Man, my iPad is already getting old since my parents bought it back in 2018... One of these days, I wish I owned the new iPad 5 or newer. But I'm going to play Da Hood on Roblox!
Brooklyn T Guy: Man... It's been a long day for me babysitting Jeffy. I wonder what he's playing on his iPad now...
(Brooklyn T Guy sees Jeffy playing Da Hood on Roblox.)
Jeffy: Yay! I love Da Hood! Wohoo! Yeah!
Brooklyn T Guy: Jeffy! Are you playing a game on Roblox that is not suitable for your age! Tell me right now or I'm calling the Roblox team to ban your account!
Jeffy: As a matter of fact, yes I am. I decided to play this game because there is nothing to play on Roblox except those role play games. I'm sorry Brooklyn T Guy.
Brooklyn T Guy: Jeffy! I can't believe you're playing Da Hood on Roblox! That's It! You have given a fourth strike! If you get one more strike, I will be calling Karen and your parents with no second chances!
Jeffy: But Brooklyn T Guy!
Brooklyn T Guy: NOT ANOTHER PEEP!
Jeffy: Peep!
Brooklyn T Guy: EXCUSE ME!
Jeffy: Peep! Peep!
Brooklyn T Guy: JEFFY!
Jeffy: Peep! Peep! Peep!
Brooklyn T Guy: KNOCK IT OFF!
Jeffy: Okay, I’ll stop!
Brooklyn T Guy: Good! Now it's time that you have to take out the trash. So, let's go to outside right now.
Jeffy: What? Are you serious! I don't want to take out the trash!
Brooklyn T Guy: Too bad! We're going to outside to take out the trash! So let's go right now before you're getting your last strike!
Jeffy: No! I don't want to take out the trash! That is considered doing chores! Let me stay and play some other games on my iPad!
Brooklyn T Guy: JEFFY! IF YOU DON'T TAKE OUT THE TRASH, THEN I'M CALLING YOUR PARENTS! DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF AGAIN!
Jeffy: NO! I DON’T WANT TOO…
Brooklyn T Guy: THATS IT! I’M DONE WITH YOU! YOU NOW GOT YOUR FIFTH AND FINAL STRIKE! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? I'M CALLING YOUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW!
Jeffy: No! Please don't call my parents! Give me another chance!
Brooklyn T Guy: NO! IT’S TOO LATE! I WILL NOT GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE! GO SIT IN TIMEOUT WHILE I CALL YOUR PARENTS! YOU'RE GOING TO BE SO GROUNDED WHEN I CALL THEM AND GET HERE!
(Brooklyn T Guy uses his phone to call Mario.)
Mario: (He’s on the phone with Brooklyn T Guy.) Hello Brooklyn T Guy, how can I help you?
Brooklyn T Guy: (He’s on the phone with Karen.) Mario! You won't believe what Jeffy did while you guys were out at the circus!
Mario: (He’s on the phone with Brooklyn T Guy.) Really! We thought it was a good report! Tell me about it!
Brooklyn T Guy: Well, first of all, when I got here, Jeffy wanted to go to Dave and Busters, but I told him that he isn't allowed to go there. Second of all, he watched South Park without my permission.
Mario: (He’s on the phone with Brooklyn T Guy.) What? Are you serious! He watched South Park! That show is too inappropriate because it had lots of swearing and gory violence!
Brooklyn T Guy: (He’s on the phone with Mario.) I know! I told him not to watch any shows that are suitable for his age. Anyways, third of all, he refused to have green beans for dinner by throwing it at me!
Mario: (He’s on the phone with Brooklyn T Guy.) What the heck? Did he lost his mind! He throws food at you!
Brooklyn T Guy: (He’s on the phone with Mario.) Yeah! My food's all over my clothes thanks to him! Now I had to get them clean!
Mario: (He’s on the phone with his Brooklyn T Guy.) Oh my gosh! What else did he do next?
Brooklyn T Guy: (He’s on the phone with Mario.) Jeffy said, Peep for no discernible reason, and I have no idea what it means? Any clue.
Mario: (He’s on the phone with Brooklyn T Guy.) It came from one of the Alvin and the Chipmunks books, and he’s banned from those books because they was mimicking the stories and shows in unnecessary manners!
Brooklyn T Guy: (He’s on the phone with Mario.) Moving forward, Fourth of all, he played Da Hood without permission when he isn't allowed to play any inappropriate games on Roblox! And last but definitely not least, he refused to clean the dishes!
Mario: (He’s on the phone with Brooklyn T Guy.) HOW DISAPPOINTING, I CAN'T BELIEVE HE MISBEHAVED WITH YOU! SINCE THE CIRCUS ENDED JUST NOW, WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO OUR HOUSE TO GROUND HIM!
Brooklyn T Guy: (He’s on the phone with Mario.) Yeah! This is why I gave him all five strikes!
Mario: (He’s on the phone with Brooklyn T Guy.) I know! By the way, you’re free to leave the house! Thanks for help during our day out!
Brooklyn T Guy: (He’s on the phone with Mario.) No problem!
Mario: (He’s on the phone with Brooklyn T Guy.) I'm hanging up right now.
Brooklyn T Guy: (He’s on the phone with Mario.) Okay, bye!
Mario: (He’s finishing up a phone call.) Bye!
(Brooklyn T Guy hangs up…)
Brooklyn T Guy: Well Jeffy, guess what? Your family are on their way from the circus to ground you! I hope you'll learn your lesson and you should obeyed my rules! Well, we have to go now.
Jeffy: Well, goodbye...
Brooklyn T Guy: Goodbye!
Jeffy: Well, I'm going to be so grounded when my mom, dad, Feebee, Black Yoshi, Baby Mario and Uncle Luigi are back.
(When Jeffy's family got home)
Mario: JEFFY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! WE ALL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU DISRESPECT YOUR BABYSITTER WHILE WE'RE OUT! YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR 30 YEARS!
Rosalina: THIS MEANS NO DAVE AND BUSTERS, NO YOCRUNCH OREO YOGURT, NO FRUIT JUICE INCLUDING V8 AND HONEST KIDS, NO ICE CREAM, NO DIPPIN' DOTS, NO IPAD, NO FAST FOOD PLACES, NO CANDY, NO XBOX ONE, NO, LAKE SHORE, NO BARNES & NOBLE AND NO WATCHING SPONGEBOB, THE LOUD HOUSE, MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE, THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS, RABBIDS INVASION, BREADWINNERS, SANJAY AND CRAIG, PHINEAS AND FERB, BIG CITY GREENS, JIMMY NEUTRON AND JOHNNY TEST!
Luigi: THIS MEANS YOU WILL APOLOGIZE TO BROOKLYN T GUY TOMORROW! THAT MEANS NO MCDONALD’S FOR YOU!
Mario: ALSO, THERE WILL BE NO ELECTRONICS FOR YOU WHILE GROUNDED!
Rosalina: GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! AND NEVER COME OUT UNTILL WE SAID SO!
Jeffy: (He walks to his room crying.) This is my worst day ever!