[A police car parks outside a courthouse]

[Cut to: John Smith in the courthouse]

Judge: Court is now in session. So, John. How do you plead?

John Smith: I plead. Not guilty.

Stitch: Read the charges, your honor.

Judge: John Smith, you were charged for child abuse and neglect and for ruining Lilo's life. Any witnesses to call?

Lilo Pelekai: I would like to call myself to the stand.

[Lilo walks to the stand]

Judge: OK then. Tell us. What did he do that was so bad?

Lilo: Well, he ruined Stitch's statue, destroyed my treasures, kept grounding me, and drove me away from home. [getting teary-eyed] And he also ruined my life for stupid, dumb reasons and abused and neglected me too much. [sobbing]

Judge: OK, Lilo. That's good enough that your stepfather did this to you. What's your reaction?

Lilo: Well, my reaction is that I hate my stepfather so much. He should be divorced by my stepmother forever after she re-marries John Rolfe, my soon-to-be stepfather.

Judge: OK then. And Lilo, you may return to your jury seat.

Lilo: Thank you! That is, your only honor.

[Lilo returns to her jury seat with her friends]

Judge: Alright then. What is the decision?

Stitch: Guilty!

Lilo: Guilty!

Chip: Guilty!

Dale: Guilty!

Miss Bianca: Guilty!

Skippy Rabbit: Guilty!

Babs Seed: Guilty!

Diamond Tiara: Guilty!

Silver Spoon: Guilty!

Young Kovu: Guilty!

Baby Tweety Bird: Guilty!

Judge: John Smith! The court has found you guilty for child abuse and neglect and for ruining your own stepdaughter's life. You will be sentenced to die on the electric chair. Have you got any last words before your execution?

John Smith: Yes, I'm sorry for ruining Lilo's life and I'm sorry I treated her too harshly. I promise I'll be a good stepfather to her and I promise I won't make her cry ever again.

Judge: OK, the electricity will pass through your body until you are completely dead. Guards, take him away.

[The guards take John Smith away]

Judge: Court adjourned.

[Cut to: The police car drives away from the courthouse]

[Meanwhile, there is the news]

Sergeant Morris: This is Sergeant Morris. Today's news is about an evil British tyrant named John Smith, who is facing execution. His last meal included raw eggs, swiss cheese, grape nuts, prunes, Zimbabwean sandwiches, Russian vodkas, beer, urine, poop, vomit, blood, kitty litter, dog food, dirty laundry, smelly socks, expired cereal, liver, dirty diapers, staled popcorn, chicken feet soup, rat burgers, dead animals, fruit, vegetables, boiled soup, sand, grass, horse fur, gunk, toilet water, bath water, expired milk, rusted microchips, grimy organs, bloody eyeballs, shampoo, toothpaste, dental rinse, and baby food, but he refused them. Last night, John tried to hurt Lilo, but she ran away from home and got herself lost in the forest, thanks to him, so Officer James Carter is going to shave his hair off and prepare him for execution.

Olivia Flaversham: I would like to see him fry in the electric chair.

[Kairi, Namine, Amy Rose, Susan Test, and Kilala Reno hold up a sign saying Destroy the British Tyrant]

Sergeant Morris: There are people outside cheering for his upcoming execution.

[Viper holds up a sign saying Are you ready to burn in heck, John Smith?]

Viper: Yes! He's all set to die!

[Minnie Mouse, Alice Liddell, and Wendy Darling hold up a sign saying Cook the British Tyrant]

[Rapunzel holds up a poem saying He's a naughty troll, and a wicked tyrant. Good thing John Smith is finally gonna die!]

Sergeant Morris: We now go to Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, Sunset Shimmer, and Fluttershy.

Twilight Sparkle: I am really glad John Smith is going to be electrocuted. He is the worst stepfather ever!

Pinkie Pie: Agreed!

Rainbow Dash: Count me in!

Rarity: Done and done!

Applejack: Yee-haw!

Fluttershy: We will be throwing a party for John Smith's death.

Sunset Shimmer: You can say that again.

Sergeant Morris: We will return to GNN news after John Smith gets electrocuted.

[Cut to: John Smith and a police officer in an empty prison cell]

Police Officer: (showing John Smith, who is now dressed in a prison suit, his cell) This is your cell with no bed, no toilet, no air conditioner, and no sink. You will stay in here until the day of your execution later. Goodbye!

[A police officer leaves John Smith in jail]

[At 12:00 pm]

John Smith: Oh, I hate jail. I wish I can escape.

Police Officer: Oh no, you're not escaping, John! We have security cameras, so you won't escape! Also, you have a visitor who wants to talk to you!

[Pocahontas appears outside an empty prison cell]

Pocahontas: John Smith! I heard that you are going to be executed. That's it! You are grounded for triple humanity!

John Smith: But, Pocahontas, I'm sorry. Can you please let me out and I promise I'll be a good stepfather to Lilo?

Pocahontas: No! I also hope you suffer in jail and burn in heck. Goodbye forever!

[Pocahontas leaves John Smith in jail]

John Smith: This is going to be even more torture.

[5:00 pm]

Police Officer: Come on out, John. Execution time.

[The cell door opens and a police officer directs John to a seat]

[A police officer uses a razor to shave his hair off, leaving him like a bald eagle and putting cotton on him]

Police Officer: OK, John. Follow me to the execution chamber.

[A police officer directs John Smith to the electric chair]

Police Officer: Any last words?

John Smith: I promise I'll be a good stepfather to Lilo, and I promise that I will not make her cry like that ever again.

Police Officer: Electrocution will begin in 5...4....3....2....1....Go! (flips the switch)

[John Smith screams while being electrocuted, but the action is covered with a message reading "Censored for your safety and protection'"]

[The police officer stops John Smith's execution. He then checks if John Smith's heart still beats, providing he is alive or not. John Smith isn't breathing anymore. The police officer leaves John Smith alone and dead]

Police Officer: Yes! He's dead!

[Donald Duck, Jose Carioca, Panchito, Pluto, Chip, Dale, and Roger Rabbit hold up a sign saying No more abuses thanks to John Smith's death]

[Angel and Reuben hold up a sign saying John Smith, 1995-2015]

[Back to GNN news]

Sergeant Morris: John Smith is now finally executed! He was executed for child abuse and neglect and for ruining Lilo's life and her dreams. Are there any questions to ask?

[Spike appears]

Spike: Yes! What will happen to his body?

Sergeant Morris: His body will be taken to a funeral home in Jamestown, Virginia. By the way, what's your name?

Spike: My name is Spike from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and the Equestria Girls Trilogy.

Sergeant Morris: Thank you, Spike.

[Spike leaves]

Sergeant Morris: That's all the news for now. This is Sergeant Morris saying goodbye!

[Cut to: The graveyard. A tombstone that reads "BIH John Smith 1995 - 2015" is seen near Stitch, Lilo, Pocahontas, and John Rolfe, who are celebrating his death]

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