(SEVERAL HOURS LATER AFTER THE LAST EPISODE)
Bloo: (wakes up during midnight without waking up everybody else up and climbs out the window) I need money from other people. (something hits him in the head)
(THE NEXT MORNING)
Fidget: (investigates the window) It looks the window was opened while we were sleeping.
Kari: Fidget, everyone knew that the window was open and let the breeze in. Ugh, it's cold.
Beauty: (freaks out) WELL I DON'T FEEL A THING!
Cream: (falls down shivering)
Mac: Hey guys, have you seen Bloo? I woke up last night and didn't see him. All I saw was the open window.
Kari: You people are so clueless.
(an imaginary friend off screen): Look at Bloo.
Kari: (jumps out the window and runs towards Bloo who is unconscious) He's out cold.
Fidget: (flies to Kari) Let's see. (feels the bump on Bloo's head) Looks very major. I'll call Jeremie. His research is better than mine, despite his age. (takes out a cell phone)
Beauty: (freaks out) HOW YOUNG IS HE?
Kari: (finds a purple disc with black circles and then puts it her pocket) Ya, you do that.
Cream: Mac, is this your oath of revenge or is this the part where we find a ransom note about the next victim?
Mac: I'll think about that, but I did see Kari put something in her pocket.
Kari: Oh it's just my Frisbee, must've lost it.
Wilt: Sorry, but you had a suspicious look.
Kari: It's an alien Frisbee, Wilt.
Fidget: (from the phone) Jeremie thank goodness. Listen, my friend has a problem.
(AT A FACTORY)
(inside is a blonde fourteen year old boy with glasses wearing a red long sleeve shirt, brown pants with the lines on the side being light blue, and dark blue pants)
Jeremie: Is he out cold?
Fidget(voice heard from the computer): Unfortunately. We're at Foster's.
Jeremie: I'll be right there. (closes his laptop and begins to head out of the room)
(30 MINUTES LATER AT FOSTER'S)
Jeremie: (pants after a long run) I'm here. Aelita and Ulrich decided to come too.
(a girl and a boy appeared next to Jeremie)
Jeremie: Everyone, this is Aelita and Ulrich.
Aelita: We saw the latest Total Drama episode. Who knew there would be a fifty way tie?
(AT THE ROOM)
Kari: (exams the disc with a microscope) I knew it.
Cream: (opens the door) Knew what?
Kari: Nothing. (grabs a blanket and covers the disc) I knew that my bed was messy, I'm a heavy sleeper.
Cream: Do you really have to adapt more on Earth?
Kari: Yeah, I'll do that.
(OUTSIDE)
Izzy: Okay, some of you came out because this is one of my ideas.
Coco: Co….cococococo (oh……well I didn't know that).
Ulrich: What's that supposed to mean?
Fidget: Don't worry about her.
Aelita: By the way, Fidget, how did your peg leg come to be?
Beauty: (freaks out) THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO ASK AND PLAY TWENTY QUESTIONS AELITA!
Fidget: From my childhood. Ratigan, or should I say Chip, cut off my right leg and threatened to cut off my left one if I didn't join him.
Beauty: (freaks out) DID ANY OF YOU HEAR A SINGLE WORD I JUST SAID NOW?
Jeremie: Sad, depressing, but not why we're outside.
Inuyasha: (walks to Jeremie) I guess two minds think alike.
Kagome: SIT!
Inuyasha: (falls down painfully)Kagome: That's what you get for trying to persuade Herriman to get adopted.
Kari: (runs outside and flies up)
Jeremie: Isn't that Kari? What is she up to?
Aelita: (feels Bloo's forehead) The bump on his head seems to already have scratches.
Jeremie: This appears to be fatal. If we don't do something about it, Bloo dies and Chris gets cancelled. (sees the disc on the ground Kari dropped) Could this be the weapon?
Bloo: (wakes up) What weapon?
Jeremie: (sighs in relief) Still alive. Guess that disc wasn't deadly after all.
Bloo: Just some scratches, but I'm fine. Like you would care.
Ulrich: We do care. Besides, do you think Kari did……………………………….
Eduardo: No, no, stop, don't even put that in a sentence.
Ulrich: Doesn't it make perfect sense? Kari was acting all funny.
Bloo: Last time I remember, it wasn't Kari. It was a dude with a black jumpsuit with purple linings, a black hazmat mask, a belt with this gizmos and gadgets and guns and stuff, and a jetpack.
Beauty: (freaks out) YOU TELL US NOW?
Jeremie: Look at the back.
Olivia: What's that?
Aelita: Looks like some sort of alien writing.
Cream: I read alien language.
Fidget/Wilt/Justin/Heather/Duncan/Aelita/Jeremie/Ulrich: (look at Cream strangely)
Cream: Hey, I've been tutored.
Bridgette: (tries to call Kari) No reception.
Fidget: Do you think she is in space by now?
Cream: (translates the reading by speaking it in English) This is Braxon: Bounty Hunter For Hire and that's just it.
Mac: (his alien communicator beeps) You think it's Kari?
Jeremie: (thinks) Bounty hunter.
Aelita: You mean like J?
Beauty: (freaks out) J HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!
Kari: (her image appears on the alien communicator)
Fidget: Do you know this Braxon?
Kari: (from the communicator) So, you already figured out the pieces of the puzzle. (sarcastically) Whoop-de-do. And what I dropped was his calling card. And right now, I am trying to confront him. So, don't even try to follow me. (communicator turned off)
Leshawna: (throws her Pokeball and Gabite comes out as it opens)
Ulrich: I doubt no one has seen that Gabite without its trainer on TV.
Leshawna: Don't you dare talk back to me like that.
Jeremie: What are you doing Leshawna? Kari told us not to help her.
Bloo: No way! She owes me 2.50!
Beauty: (freaks out) YOU GOTTA EXPLAIN WHY FIRST!
Mac: I'm going too.
Cream: Well, Kari is my best friend, so I'm going.
Amy: (gets frustrated and broke a mirror)
Aelita: I can that Amy's still upset about Kari.
Ulrich: By the way Amy, that's seven years bad luck.
Amy: Hey, I'm not losing Cream here! And by the way, are you supposed to be superstitious, because I am not.
Izzy: No, no, no, not all of you are coming.
Espio: But this is an emergency situation.
Izzy: True that, but only the lucky few of us are going.
Jeremie: You're having a raffle?
Coco: Cocococococo. (She's crazy like that.)
Izzy: And besides, not all of you can go.
Beauty: (freaks out) YOU JUST SAID THAT TWICE!
Izzy: I wasn't finished freaky out lady. Geesh, can't get a sentence in with that girl. I was about to say that you can't all go because you'll just get slaughtered like lambs.
Olivia: But together, teamwork is powerful.
Aelita: But what about Izzy's lottery? She won't buy your statement Flabbercam.
Fidget: Her last name's Flaversham.
Aelita: Sorry about that.
Izzy: (wears a lottery mask and clothing and has lottery balls from a bingo game) Step right up. Now here's how the game goes ladies and gentlemen. Your faces are on this bingo balls which I will spin rapidly. And which ever five I pick will join me in saving the day and stopping from doing something stupid which she will regret. (spins the wheel rapidly and all the balls scatter everywhere and then she tries to stop it but she spins with it) Ah! Somebody help me. (at the end she drags her feet on the ground and stops with the wheel)
Aelita: This could take a while.
Izzy: And the lucky winners are………………………
(Aelita, Ami, Amy, Ben, Beth, Bloo, Blossom, Bridgette, Bubbles, Buttercup, Chomper, Coco, Cosmo, Cream, Dee Dee, Dexter, DJ, Duncan, Eduardo, Espio, Fidget, Geoff, Goo, Guido, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Hyp, Jack, Jeremie, Jinx, Justin, Katie, Knuckles, Leshawna, Lindsay, Mac, Numbuh Five, Numbuh One, Numbuh Three, Olivia, Owen, Sadie, Skunk, Sonic, Starfire, Tails, Trent, Ulrich, Vector, Wilt, and Yumi(HHPAY) all look at the wheel to see five blank balls)
Beauty: (freaks out) WELL THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME! THEY'RE ALL BLANK!
Ulrich: What are going to do, start all over?
Izzy: I'm not done yet.
Skunk: Are you trying to trick us?
Jeremie: Wait, I think Izzy made them backwards.
Barry: (off screen) LOOK OUT! BEHIND YOU!
Jeremie: (turns to see Barry bump into Mac)
Izzy: (rotates first ball first is Wilt)
Wilt: Yes, I mean, I hope I do okay.
Barry: (gets up) Mac, what's the big problem? This dire situation may have delayed you, but you're going to say your sorry in ten seconds before I fine you! Nine, eight, seven, six……………………………
Mac: Barry, you're the one that ran into me.
Bloo: (pulls Barry's face to if it's a mask) Sorry I thought you were the evil me-obsessive Berry.
Barry: Oh, I met her. She told me to persuade you to marry her, but I threatened to fine her.
Fidget: Wait Mac, you know this guy.
Barry: Of course, our dads know each other.
Aelita: Sorry to interrupt you Barry, but Izzy is doing a lottery.
Izzy: (turns second ball) Eduardo.
Eduardo: Me?
Izzy: Yes, you silly goose. (pinches Eduardo's cheek)
Barry: Okay, you're telling me what this lottery is for, if not I'm fining you.
Izzy: Seed Bomb go.(throws Pokeball and Tangela comes out and it uses Seed Bomb on the ground)
Mac: (pulls out Pokedex)
Pokedex: Tangela, the Vine Pokemon. The whole body is swathed with wide vines that are similar to seaweed. The vines sway as it walks.
Izzy: (returns Tangela and turns over third ball to reveal Coco)
Coco: (smirks)
Barry: That doesn't answer my question. (to Fidget) Hey, how did you get your peg leg?
Fidget: (refuses to speak and starts walking away from him)
Barry: Don't you dare you do that to me, now I'm going to fine you! You've got ten seconds! Nine, eight, seven, six………………………..
Izzy: (turns two balls to show the faces of Mac and Cream)
Amy: WHAT?
Izzy: It's now decided. (group hugs Mac, Coco, Wilt, Eduardo, and Cream and teleports)
Amy: THIS IS NO FAIR!
Ulrich: I'm telling you Amy. Seven years bad luck.
Sonic: Amy, please, you can't swing your hammer just yet.
Amy: Huh? (turns her face and blushes) Sorry Sonic.
Barry: Well, I guess I better, hey where'd my bike go?
Leshawna: (tearing pieces of Barry's bike and having her Gabite taste them) There. (looks shockingly at Barry)
Barry: (screams angerly at Leshawna's Gabite) I can't you believe you would have the nerve to eat my bicycle!
(AT AN ABANDONED SPACESHIP IN THE PLANET MONGOL)
Mac: Okay, (checks his virtual map) we're in the planet Mongol, a planet that is not seen in the Milky Way galaxy.
Cream: That's comfortable to know, knowing that someone can jump us anytime.
Izzy: Come on Cream, how bad can it be?
(a giant crash is heard)
Cream: Why did I even come?
Eduardo: (gulps) It's dark and scary and………… dark.
Beauty: (freaks out even though she is not on Mongol and is still on Earth) YOU SAID DARK TWICE IN YOUR DESCRIPTION!
(Izzy, Coco, Mac, Cream, Wilt, and Eduardo hear ruffling behind something)
Wilt: What was that?
Izzy: Oh no, it's a giant space monster who is here to kill us of one by one, ripping off our flesh, tenderizing our insides, and drinking our blood.
Coco: (slaps Izzy) Cocococococococo coco. (Get some sanity woman.)
Kari: What in zobgofers are you guys doing here?
Mac: Braxon, that's what.
Eduardo: (hugs Kari) Kari! We almost thought you were a monster trying to eat us all!
Kari: You know, I'd be mad to see you Ed, but I'm not. And you guys were thinks of the minggins. They rip off your skin, they roast your intestines with their fiery breath, and I think they drink your blood.
Izzy: Yes, I knew it, I knew some monster did that!
Wilt: Sorry, but I heard someone else.
Mac: (pulls out Pokeball) Is it Braxon?
Kari: You people are so paranoid. Those actually might be the riptidons. Now they are a lot worse than the minggins. They do a lot worse stuff than those guys do.
(a small black bunny with red spikes appears)
Kari: (screams and jumps into Eduardo's arms)
Mac: Kari, it's just a small harmless bunny.
Kari: You want to think that Mac, but really, it's an evil creature.
Mac: (throws Pokeball) Then that changes everything.
(the Pokeball to reveal Dragonair and it begins to evolve)
Wilt: Ugh, sorry to make things worse but what does that thing do?
(the bunny's mouth opens and it becomes a big mouth with sharp teeth and seven sharp tongues that are like saw blades)
Kari: Does that answer your question or do I have to make it worse?
Cream: There's worse?
Kari: You have no idea.
(Mac's Dragonair fully evolves into Dragonite)
Kari: Mac, that's not going to help for what's going to come next.
Mac: Should we go?
Cream: I can't believe I haven't thought of this before.
Dragonite: (flies and goes behind the gang)
Cream: Myt'ranto. (teleports everyone)
(AT SAN FRANCISCO)
(Mac, his Dragonite, Cream, Coco, Wilt, Kari, Izzy, and Eduardo are land on a roof top)
Kari: Cream, we are not at Foster's.
Cream: Kari, I kind of hesitated, and if I don't focus, the spell takes me to a random place.
Kari: And by the way, you just teleported us, it's not a spell.
Mac: You don't believe in magic.
Kari: No, I don't. I believe it's the just the power to alternate reality.
Cream: I don't alternate reality, I make stuff happen.
Izzy: Can we have our debut because I think we know where our buddy is?
Eduardo: What makes you say that?
Izzy: That. (points to a giant crash sighting)
Kari: That's definitely our little friend there.
Braxon: (appears out of the space ship)
(people scream thinking that he is some sort of monster)
(AT FOSTER'S)
Bloo: (watching the TV) Yup, that's him.
Lindsay: Ewww, he's ugly, I wonder if I'll give him any beauty tips.
Aelita: Lindsay, Braxon is evil.
Lindsay: So, even evil people have to be fashionable.
(BACK AT SAN FRANCISCO)
Mac: Okay we need a short and easy plan. And we can't go down there and act all Rambo. (looks and notices that everyone is gone and goes all Rambo)
Braxon: More play things.
Beauty: (freaks out) THAT WASN'T THE PLAN!
Mac: (hops on his Dragonite) If you can't beat them, join them. Dragonite head up to Braxon, and when your up close, use Dragon Rage.
Braxon: (holds up his hand and there's an energy gauntlet and blasts Mac and Dragonite out of the sky and land on the outfield area of AT&T Park)
Aaron Rowand: (see Mac and Dragonite both badly hurt on the ground) Are you alright?
Wilt: (runs to Braxon)
Braxon: (throws tiny marbles and Wilt appears in a giant bubble right after the impact)
Wilt: Okay, this is not cool.
(Cream flies above Braxon)
Cream: Quin darty sru! (giant sparks of light fly at Braxon but he dodges and throws a giant ring that wraps around her and shocks her and then she falls)
(AT FOSTER'S)
Fidget: This is going to be a close one.
Ulrich: So far, it's not looking good.
Gwen: What happened?
Jeremie: Braxon no doubt.
(AT SAN FRANCISCO)
Braxon: (shoots Coco with a stun gun)
Eduardo: (runs at Braxon and roars)
Braxon: (without hesitation grabs Eduardo by the horns and throws him at a Giant Eagle store right through the glass)
Kari: (throws her energy discs at Braxon and dodges all of them) Hold still.
Braxon: Nice trick, let me show you one of mine. (digs his fingers into the ground and it forms into a straight line and she falls into a ditch)
Aaron Rowand: (helps Mac up) You should be more careful.
Mac: (hears the phone ring and answers)
Bloo: (from the phone) Mac, you're missing everything, he took down everyone but Izzy! Wait that's all about to change.
Mac: (turns around to see Izzy darting through the sky screaming and then he jumps on Dragonite and they fly toward Braxon, this time being more careful)
Braxon: (flies away on his jet pack)
Kari: (climbs out of the ditch and sees Braxon escaping) No.
(Superman, Batman, Zatanna, Wonder Women, Green Lantern, Martin Man Hunter, and Hawkgirl all appear in front of Kari)
Kari: Oh, look who it is, the big shots, listen, we appreciate your help, but we got this.
Batman: Really? (points to all the damage)
Kari: Minor setback?
(AT FOSTER'S)
Barry: Hey, isn't that the Justice League?
Gwen: They look serious and mad.
Trent: I thought there would be nine of them. There's two less.
(AT SAN FRANCISCO)
Martin Man Hunter: Oh, and by the way, we picked this up on our way here. (throws Izzy)
Izzy: (wakes up) Oh, hi guys.
Mac: (still on Dragonite) Kari, Izzy, they're alive.
Zatanna: Listen, we don't need more people wrecking, we've already had enough of those sweetie.
Cream: (wakes up) Where have I seen you before? Oh, you're Zatanna. The girl that speaks magic backwards.
Kari: I told you Cream, magic doesn't exist.
Zatanna: I can hear you.
Wonder Women: Listen, let's just cut to the chase, leave this to the professionals.
Kari: We are professional.
Superman: What we saw didn't convince us.
Cream: Well, you know, we had a plan, but you know, some of us kinda ran off, and uh, you're not going to believe anything we say, are ya?
Kari: Listen, our problem, our fight, not your problem, not your fight. Why don't you just go around flying and kiss babies and stuff?
Cream: Let's just go Kari.
Green Lantern: And we'll join you. We can defeat him, together.
Kari: No.
Izzy: I think he has a point.
Kari: Well, they don't know who they're dealing with. Cream, get everyone back to Foster's, I'm done with this baby talk.
Cream: Uh, okay. Myt'ranto. (teleports Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, Mac, his Dragonite, herself, Izzy, and Kari away)
Hawkgirl: We're not going to butt out of this are we?
Green Lantern: Not by a long shot.
(AT FOSTER'S)
(they all get super hero costumes made by Jeremie)
Mac: (wears a costume with a mask just like Batman's but with no ears and with a beak, the mask and capes glows and the boots are light blue and the costume is gray and the utility belt is yellow with a symbol of a blue jay) What am I supposed to be called?
Aelita: You're the Blue Jay.
Ulrich: Cream. You're the Mage.
Cream: (wears a purple cloak with a indigo jumpsuit under it) I like this costume.
Eduardo: (wears a red mask with gold lines and red and gold pants) I like the mask.
Aelita: Ed, you're the Bull and Izzy your are Hard-Hitter.
Izzy: (wears the top of her outfit but orange and orange and yellow pants with red boots and red cape and a small gold mask) Me like.
Coco: (wears goggles with a red and white striped scarf) Coco? (what am I?)
Ulrich: You're the Egg Boomer
Wilt: (wears a metal covering over his only hand with a watch on that looks similar to Ben's Omnitrix, and a fur suit covering his entire body minus his right arm and hand) Sweet.
Jeremie: You're the Maniac Robimal.
Kari: (wears a white jumpsuit suit with long black gloves with pink bands at the end of the gloves, as well as the boots, and pink plastic mask) Uh Jeremie, let's hope you have a creative name for this, because I didn't think you would do this to me.
Jeremie: White Star.
Kari: (faints embarrassingly)
Jeremie: It does fit you well.
Kari: (gets back up) It will do.
Jeremie: Okay, I've been running some tests and I found some strange activity in France, so you should head out there first.
Fidget: Remember, as Confucius said, "Knowledge is recognizing what you know and what you don't."
Ulrich: And you all beat those justice guys in battling him.
Aelita: And we'll monitor you from here.
Jeremie: Also, I've programmed you a jet in the back.
Cream: I can't I just teleport there.
Jeremie: It will save you energy Cream, and from what Braxon did to you, you'll be needing it.
(the heroes aboard the jet and it takes off)
Izzy: Remember, we all to call each other by our super hero names. For instance, you have to call me Hard-Hitter.
Wilt: That's not what I'm worried about, I'm worried about the Justice League and what they will do to us if we do what we did all over again.
Mac: Don't worry, they don't know what we can do.
(The Justice League looks at the jet confused)
Superman: What are they doing?
Zatanna: I love their costumes.
Wonder Woman: Shut it Z.
Green Lantern: Should we follow them?
Batman: We shouldn't.
Hawkgirl: But maybe we can track them and not follow them.
Superman: But it's their fight, not ours.
Wonder Woman: Listen, if we don't team up with them, they'll get killed. So, what's it going to be Kal?
Superman: Let's fly.
(AT FRANCE)
Mac: I'm getting weird at the energy plant, we should start there.
Izzy: Hey, do you feel like, we're being followed or something?
Kari: Braxon can be anywhere, that's what you always feel Izzy.
Eduardo: But, but, energy plants are scary.
Wilt: Don't worry Ed, I'll slither my way in, and then I'll scope the place out and I'll signal you guys in. (transforms into a snake)
(AT FOSTER'S)
Jeremie: (watching from the computer)
Chomper: Do you think this could take a while?
Jeremie: If everything is according to plan, it could take an hour.
Aelita: (looks at one of the overhead screen) Jeremie, take a look at that.
Jeremie: (looks at the screen) Who do you think it could be?
Chomper: Maybe you should warn them just in case they encounter them.
Jeremie: (contacts Wilt from the power plant)
(AT THE POWER PLANT)
Wilt: (transforms back into himself) Hello?
Jeremie: (from monitor screen) Wilt, can you warn everyone that there is something coming their way?
Wilt: Ugh.
(AT FOSTER'S)
Jeremie: (loses connection)
Aelita: Jeremie, what happened?
Jeremie: I don't know, the communications lost. (contacts Kari)
Kari: (from monitor) Go Jeremie.
Jeremie: Guys, you better get in there because I lost Wilt.
(AT FRANCE)
Kari: Okay, should we sneak it or should we break way in?
Jeremie: (from monitor) Here's the plan. Half of you sneak in and half of you break in.
Kari: How original, then they'll take us down one by one.
Zatanna: Not if you have a little help.
Mac: Oh no.
Kari: Okay, are you all here to arrest us, or are you our help supply?
Green Lantern: You guys may be powerful now, but with our help, we can finish the job faster.
Mac: I guess it's okay.
Cream: Besides, we can use more.
Kari: I'd rather die than let you guys help us.
Izzy: (punches Kari and Kari gets flown and crashed back straight on a wall) Did you change your mind?
Kari: Iz, I mean Hard Hitter, why'd you do that?
Izzy: Don't deny them.
Eduardo: (looks like he is begging Kari)
Batman: How original. A bird instead of a bat.
Mac: (shrugs his shoulders) At least it suits me.
Wonder Woman: Okay, so are you going to take our help, kid?
Kari: (about to say something but Coco puts her wing in front of Kari's mouth and then moves it away)
Kari: I'll give you one chance. But you do anything funny, I'll have Mage here zap you in another dimension.
Cream/Mac/Eduardo/Izzy: (while Coco just stares at her angerly) WHITE STAR!
Kari: It's true.
Izzy: None of us even agreed.
Mac: Okay, I was assigned leader.
Kari: (contacts Jeremie) Is this true that Mac leads?
Jeremie: (from monitor) Yes.
Kari: But……………….
Jeremie: No buts. (monitor is turned off)
Kari: Ugggggggggggh.
Eduardo: If it makes you feel better, I would've voted you leader.
Kari: Thanks Bull, I always liked it when you were a suck-up.
Mac: Enough talk, we have to find Maniac Robimal. It's decided you're helping us.
(AT ENTRANCE HALL)
Eduardo: (runs through door which is broken and Cream, Kari, Wonder Woman, Hawkgirl, and Zatanna come in)
Wonder Woman: You could've done that a little more settle.
Eduardo: Well, I don't approve of you either Miss Complains A Lot.
Kari: That's why I like you Bull. (hugs Ed)
Hawkgirl: Will you guys shut up, you're going to give away our position?
(AT TUNNEL)
(Mac, Izzy, Coco, Batman, Superman, Green Lantern, and Martin Man Hunter all infiltrate)
Coco: Cocococo. (I can see a shadow.)
(the shadow ran into the right tunnel)
Batman: That could be our mugger.
Izzy: Or it could Maniac Robimal.
Mac: (takes binoculars from his utility built and zooms the lens)
Izzy: Okay, me and Big "S" will go scope it out.
Superman: (whispers to Coco) Does she have problems?
Coco: Coco. (Lots.)
Mac: That's fine, but report back.
(BACK IN THE FACTORY)
Zatanna: (walks next to Cream) So, you know magic.
Cream: Uh, yeah.
Eduardo: I smell something funny.
Hawkgirl: I smell it too.
Kari: It smells like oil.
Zatanna: Do you think there's a bomb here and they're trying to blow us up?
Wonder Woman: You with the cloak, contact your friends. We're getting out of here.
(the normal lighting is replaced with red lightings and all the windows and doors are locked with metal plates)
Kari: Oh barflarfers.
(BACK AT THE TUNNEL)
Mac: (his communicator starts beeping)
Cream: Blue Jay, are you there?
Mac: Yes, what's your status?
Cream: There's oil in there and this red lighting appeared and we think there's a bomb.
Batman: We'll get Hard Hitter and Superman, then we'll come for you.
(Superman and Izzy come back with Wilt)
Wilt: I chased Braxon, but he got away.
Green Lantern: We have to talk about your story later fuzz face.
(BACK AT THE FACTORY)
Wonder Woman: (hit's all the metal plates but nothing works)
Kari: It's not doing anything. We're all gonna die here.
Computer: Self destruction sequence in tee minus ten, nine……………..
Eduardo: We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die!
Hawkgirl: Pull yourself together, we're not going to die.
(one of the metal plates broke and a red and partially yellow blur takes Zatanna, Wonder Woman, Hawkgirl, Cream, Kari, and Eduardo and it takes them all to safety with the bomb going off when they all get far away)
Cream: We're not dead?
Mac: (opens manhole) Hey, isn't that The Flash?
Flash: The Flash fashionably late for duty as usual reporting for duty.
Kari: How did you get in there? We couldn't get out.
Flash: The outside metal plates are soft. When inside, not so much.
Zatanna: Well, great timing, because we almost became fried hot dogs there.
Braxon: (from the roof) Well, you escaped trap.
Zatanna: Wow, you're more stupid than you look buddy.
Braxon: (jumps off the roof)
Mac: Now can we have an attack plan?All of Mac's team: Yah.
Mac: Okay.
(all of his team run towards Braxon with Kari and Izzy flying and the Justice League is right behind charge at him)
Braxon: (too surprised to do anything)
Mac: White Star, Bull, get him from the left, Maniac Robimal, Egg Bomber get him from the right, Mage, Hard Hitter, get from above and I'll get him from below)
Kari: (shoots star bolts at him)
Eduardo: (rams at him with his horns)
Coco: (lays an egg which explodes on Braxon)
Wilt: (transforms into a bear and claws him)
Izzy: (kicks him very hard followed by a hard punch)
Cream: Mub Nasager (imprisons him in a bubble)
Mac: (takes out a bow staff out of his utility belt and gives Braxon a slash uppercut)
Superman: (punches him)
Martin Man Hunter: (uses his martin vision and hits him)
Green Lantern: (creates a green hammer and hits him)
Batman: (throws explosives at him)
Wonder Woman: (throws her lasso around him)
Hawkgirl (pounds him with her mace)
Zatanna: Ylf raf yawa.
Braxon: (gets jerked away) I'll be back.
Mac: We did it.
Kari: No Blue Jay, we just started a war we can't fight yet.
Superman: Well, it's been fun, uh what do you call yourselves?
Mac: We call ourselves the Super Hero Team.
Izzy: Wow, how original.
(AT A SPACE SHIP)
Braxon: (walks towards a prison cell on his spaceship) Well, are you enjoying your stay Selene?
Selene: (seen crouching in the shadow)………..
Braxon: I'll take that as a "no"
Selene: (comes out of the shadow looking exactly like Kari with blonde hair and a black outfit) Yes, and you are going to pay what you did to me.
The Beginning/Parademons Invade Gotham[]
(The film starts with someone speaking about events that happen prior to the events leading up to this point)
- Narrator: Long ago, the universes were seperate from eachother, pefectly balanced, and each with their own heroes (shows clips featuring various protaganists, from Spider-Man to Super Mario, from Lord Raiden to Princess Twilight Sparkle) and villians. (shows clips featuring various antagonists, from Maleficant to Dr. Eggman, from to Megatron to Thanos) However, for reasons beyond our control, some mysterious force has merged all the universes into one, how this happened, we do not know, but what we do know, is that it brought these universes' heroes and villians into ours. (shows Thanos along with countless other villians) One in particular, the Mad Titan, Thanos, brought a bunch of the villians together and formed the Villian League, a evil legion focused on taking over the universe, however, (shows a majority of the heroes) a majority of the heroes, including the Justice League and the Avengers and even several villains, also united and formed the Super Taskforce Squad to combat the Villian League, both teams' numbers grow each day, but in the end, only one force will preveil, which one? That's for the future to decide.
(Then the movie starts with a news report from Channel 4 news)
- News Reporter: New insight on the rash of terrifying abductions plaguing Gotham City. Warning; This footage may be too mature for younger audiences. (shows someone at ATM getting abducted by a mysterious creature) Is this the mysterious Batman who's been spotted in Gotham?
(At a bus, two kids were watching the clip)
- Charlie: Uh, stop it, Max. Too scary.
- Max: I'm the Batman, Charlie.
- Charlie: I've come to suck your blood.
(Outside, someone was trying to catch the bus to no avail)
- Woman: Hey, come on. Stop the bus, darn it. [stops running but then gets grabbed the mysterious creature that abducted the man from the video]
(The creature runs on a rooftop with the woman and jumps down, little did the creature know, that it was being followed by Hal Jordan, otherwise known as Green Lantern, all the while, Megatron, Dr. Eggman and Bill Cipher, three members of the Villian League were watching nearby)
- Bill Cipher: Well, I see that the Parademons have already been dispatched.
- Megatron: Yes, once the motherboxes activate, Darkseid can send the rest of them over.
- Dr. Eggman: Indeed, however, making sure the invasion suceeds isn't our only mission...
- Bill Cipher: Wha- What do you mean Eggman?
- Megatron: In case you forgot Cipher! We are also looking for the AllSpark!
- Bill Cipher: Oh yeah! That thing. [chuckles] Why do do we need it exactly?
- Megatron: I need it so I can restore Cybertron and remake it in my image, and we must find it before Optimus Prime, the Autobots and their Super Taskforce Squad allies do!
- Dr. Eggman: Well, we won't have to worry about them right now. (scans the area) From the looks of it, only Hal Jordan seems to be here at the moment, if the rest show up, I'll send my robots after then, sound good?
- Megatron: Yes!
(Meanwhile, on the Death Star, Deadpool was colouring a picture about him killing Francis [the person that caused his scaring during his Weapon X treatmeant] while listening to "Salt N Pepa - Shoop", he suddenly turns to the camera)
- Deadpool: [To the audiance] Wha- Oh! Oh hello, I know right, what in the world did I have to do to convince Thanos to let me into the Villian League? I can't tell you, but it involves a lot of money and a lot of stuff about balancing the universe. Anyway, I've got places to be, a face to fix, and-
- Starscream: Who in the world are you talking to?
- Deadpool: Oh, no one in particuler? [chuckles] Does Thanos want me?
- Starscream: No, I was just gonna remind that you should be on Earth, helping some of the other villians look for the AllSpark and making sure the Super Taskforce Squad doesn't interfere with our plans!
- Deadpool: Oh, right! [heads for the portal that leads to Gotham] Maximum effort! [jumps in, with Starscream following pursuit]
(Back on Earth, the Parademon was carrying the woman it had abducted across the rooftops when Green Lantern drops by)
- Green Lantern: Going somewhere buddy? (the Parademon ignores him and files away) Alright, you wanna dance, let's dance! [uses his Green Lantern ring to form a dragon which quickly surrounds the Parademon] Your move precious. (The Parademon throws the woman into the street) No no, don't! Crap!
- (As the woman falls, Spider-Man swoops in on his web and catches her, before placing her safely back on the street)
- Spider-Man: It's okay, get somewhere safe!
- Woman: Thank you. [runs away]
- Green Lantern: Spider-Man?
- Spider-Man: Oh, hey Lantern, what's up?
- Green Lantern: I'm fine... [looks around] Where's the rest of the squad?
- Spider-Man: They'll be here soon, but I couldn't just stick around while someone was falling to their doom.
- Green Lantern: Makes sense, anyways, I'm gonna find where that creature went now. [flies up into the sky and looks around] Where did that thing go? [Just then, the Parademon comes up from behind him and rams him into a neon sign]
- Spider-Man: Uh-oh. [starts climbing the walls to catch up to them]
- Green Latern: [Looks at the Parademon, who's cloak had burned away] Hi-Tech armor, huh? [The Parademon grabs him] Gonna have to do better than that! [The Parademon proceeds to punch him several times, sending him onto another rooftop] Okay, that's better.
- Spider-Man: Lantern, you alright?
- Green Lantern: Never better... [the Parademon stomps on his chest before it prepares on crush him, however, before it can even have a chance, Green Lantern gets teleported away by magic and a bolt of lightning strikes the Parademon before Bruce Wayne, better known as Batman, kicks the monster onto another rooftop, Lantern then gets teleported back] What just happened? [looks up to see Twilight Sparkle and the Thundergod Raiden] Oh, s'up? [notices the Quinjet flying near them]
- Spider-Man: Phew, good thing you showed up when you did.
- Twilight Sparkle: Yeah. [flies down with Raiden as the Quinjet lands] We got here as soon as we could. You alright Hal?
- Green Lantern: Yeah, I'm fine, thanks for the save.
- [The Quinjet opens, revealing several of the Super Taskforce Squad members, including Mario, Danny Phantom, the Ninja Turtles, Sora, Donald, Goofy, the rest of the Mane Six, Shadow, Sub-Zero, and several others]
- Pinkie Pie: Cavalry's here!
- Spider-Man: Alright, is that everyone, or?
- Bumblebee: Not exactly, several of the others are currently looking for the AllSpark, finding it has been proving difficult though.
- Batman: [looking at the Parademon] What were you doing at the docks? I want answers.
- Green Lantern: Batman?
At S.T.A.R. Labs/Victor's Football Game/Wonder Woman at the White House[]
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At Metropolis/Clash with the Villian League/Over at Apokolips[]
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The Motherbox Portals Opens/Victor is Wounded/The Super Taskforce Squad vs. The Parademons[]
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The Birth of Cyborg/Back at the White House/The Flash Zooms In[]
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Enter Shazam/The Super Taskforce Squad save the President/Darkseid's Plan[]
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Optimus Finds the AllSpark/Sub-Zero confronts Scorpion/Scorpion joins the Heroes[]
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- Sub-Zero: Scorpion...
- Scorpion: Lin Kuei scum!
- Sub-Zero: [sighs] I grow tired of being blamed for your clan's demise, especially not when I know the truth!
- Scorpion: Then let this be our final battle, but know this, but the end of this, I will have your head!
- [Scorpion and Sub-Zero get into a full on battle, which Sub-Zero is able to win despite Scorpion's strength]
The Squad takes on Darkseid and the Villian League/Thanos kicks Deadpool out/Deadpool joins the Heroes[]
???
[Back at the Death Star]
- Thanos: You told them about our plans?!
- Deadpool: Well, accidently, but hey, you gotta admit, blowing up the president's plane was pretty clever, right?
- Thanos: [grabs Deadpool by the neck] You madman! You idiot, now they're likely gonna come here and try to blow the whole place up!
- Deadpool: Pfft, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning! [laughs]
- Quan Chi: Unless you value your life, I recommend you stop taking.
- Deadpool: You forget Kratos, I can't die! Besides, what's Grimace over here gonna do, launch me into Space?! [laughs]
- Thanos: Execellent suggestion!
- Deadpool: Why thank yo- Wait what?!
- [Quan Chi opens a window with a nice view of Earth]
- Thanos: Deadpool, your services are no longer required!
- Deadpool: Wait, Thanos, wait, I still need to kill Francis! I can do better next time, please no! [Thanos throws Deadpool out the window, sending the Merc with a Mouth, plumerting towards Earth] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
- Ice King: Okay, now that was just uncalled for.
- Thanos: Wanna join him?!
- Ice King: [gulp] No.
- Rocksteady: Note to self, never get on Thanos' bad side.
- Bebop: Note to self, more like note to everyone.
- Rocksteady: Whatever.
(Back on Earth, the Squad was still battling Darkseid, though Darkseid was proving to be a more power opponant)
(Deadpool comes crashing down, after being launched from the Death Star from Thanos)
- Squidward: What the?
- [Everyone looks at the crater]
- Deadpool: [gets up] Oh, my head... Huh? [looks at himself, he was perfectly fine] I'm alive... I'M ALIVE!!! [laughs happily to himself, before noticing the Taskforce Squad looking at him angrily] Uh, this isn't exactly what it looks lik-
- [Hulk grabs Deadpool by the leg and starts tossing around like a stress doll before slamming him into the ground]
- Deadpool: Ow...
- Hulk: Puny mutant.
- Liu Kang: Why are you even here?
- Deadpool: Long story short, that S-hole Thanos launched me from Vader's space station because he I thought I was annoying!
- Spider-Man: Unsurprising, but harsh at the same time.
- Applejack: Why did you even join them in the first place?
- Deadpool: He said something about tracking down the guy who screwed up with my face at Weapon-X or something, IDK, but he's in for it now, especially now that I'm joining you guys!
- Rocket Raccoon: Oh, and what makes you think we'll let you on after everything you've done?!
- Deadpool: Because, I can help you get onto the Death Star, and I can tell you where Darkseid's keeping all the people he captured... You just have to trust me...
- [The heroes look at eachother]
- Ben Tennyson: [sighs] Fine, but sign of a doublecross, and you'll find yourself in a prison cell at Arkham, understood.
- Deadpool: Yep, in fact I should probably Pinkie promise on that, then again, I heard Pinkie doesn't get too happy if one of those are broken.
- Pinkie Pie: True 'dat.
Megatron comes for the AllSpark/Disabling the Death Star/Obi-Wan vs. Darth Vader[]
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Going to Apokolips/Freeing all the Captured Humans/Sub-Zero vs. Noob Saibot[]
(They eventually found the room where the abducted humans were placed to be turned into Parademons)
- Deadpool: [looking at the door] Hmm, how much C4 is this gonna take?
- Rarity: Not everything has to be solved with explosives, darling!
- Cliffjumper: Just let him, the door isn't gonna open itself.
- Deadpool: Yeah, but seriously, how much is this gonna take?!
- Applejack: I don't really know...
- Donatello: Well, maybe if we carry the seven-
- Deadpool: You know what, forget the math, let's just use all of it! [puts all the C4 on the door] EVERYBODY GET DOWN!
(Everyone ducks while Green Lantern puts up a shield, the C4 explodes, taking the door with it)
- Rico: Kablammo!
- Deadpool: [runs to a Parademon and stabs it with his swords] How's that for impenetrable butthole?!
- (Desaad and Noob Saibot are seeing all of this through the security system)
- Computer: Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!
- Desaad: What?! How did they find us?!
- Deadpool: [suddenly warps behind Desaad] Your Boom Tubes lead right to your planet, not really a smart decision. [Teleports away]
- Desaad: Darn you!
- Noob Saibot: [looks at the group and notices Sub-Zero among the heroes] Let's go!
- Desaad: What?
- Noob Saibot: Let's go stop them, but let me tell you this, Sub-Zero is mine! [summons his sickle as he walks away]
[Back with the others, Kowalski finished putting in the codes for the cages that were holding the captives]
- Kowalski: There, it should take a couple minutes for them to open, but other than that, we're all good.
- Skipper: Execellent job, Kowalski.
- (Suddenly, more parademons show up)
- Mario: There's more?!
- Sub-Zero: We're on their homeworld, what do you expect?
- Leonardo: Either way, we should probably take care of them.
- Tommy Oliver: Right. (grabs his Master Morpher) Dino Thunder, Power up! (morphs into the Black Dino Thunder ranger) Let's get them!
- (everyone agrees and gets into a battle stance)
- (the Parademons begin to charge at the heroes, who fight back vailently)
- (Sub-Zero finishes freezing some Parademons when he hears a voice)
- Noob Saibot: [points at Sub-Zero] You!
- Sub-Zero: Me?
- Noob Saibot: You are not worthy of the name "Sub-Zero".
- Sub-Zero: Who are you to judge?!
- Noob Saibot: I wore those colors before you.
- Sub-Zero: [shocked] What? Could it be... [realizes] Bi-Han?!?
- Noob Saibot: Yes Kuai Liang. It is I, Quan Chi restored me.
- Sub-Zero: Restored?! You look like nothing but a flawed copy of your former self.
- Noob Saibot: I have no flaws. Quan Chi has perfected me.
- Sub-Zero: For what end? To serve Shinnok, and the Villian League?!
- Noob Saibot: It suits my purpose.
- Sub-Zero: Then I will not regret your defeat Brother. [gets into a battle stance]
- Noob Saibot: [gets into a battle stance] We share blood. But we are not brothers.
Blinding Darkseid/Ice King Joins the Heroes/Blowing Up the Death Star[]
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Defeating the Villian League/Megatron's Death/The Defeat of Darkseid[]
- Sonic: [homing attacks some of Eggman's robots] Guys, how's it going up there?
- Green Lantern: We've rescued all the hostages and Desaad is dead.
- Deadpool: You're welcome!
- Sub-Zero: We'll be transporting everyone back soon, just keep going and make sure Megatron dosen't get the AllSpark and Darkseid dosen't send anymore Parademons.
- Sonic: Right!
- [Bill Cipher is seen using a forcefield to protect himself from Heavy's Minigun bullets]
- Bill Cipher: Nice try fatso, but it'll take more than that to-
- Scorpion: GET OVER HERE! [throws his Kunai into Cipher's eye and rips it out]
- Bill Cipher: AGH! MY EYE! Do you know how long it takes to regenerate that?!
- [Meanwhile, with Optimus, Megatron and several other members of the squad.]
- Bumblebee: [heping Optimus up] You alright Optimus.
- Optimus Prime: Yes... I'm alright, but If I cannot defeat Megatron, you must push the Cube into my chest. I will sacrifice myself to destroy it.
- SpongeBob: Oh sure, that's fi- What?!
- Optimus Prime: I must. It's the only way.
- Twilight Sparkle: You know your friends won't approve.
- Optimus Prime: Guys, you must understand.
- Mickey: The Cube is raw power. It could kill both you and Megatron.
- Optimus Prime: It's a risk I'll have to take. It's been an honor learning great things from you.
- Raiden: [sighs] If that is your choice, I'll accept.
- Optimus Prime: Get behind me.
- [They do]
- Optimus Prime: It's just you and me, Megatron.
- Megatron: No, it's just me, Prime!
- Optimus Prime: When this battle ends, one shall stand, one shall fall.
- Megatron: You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!
- [Optimus and Megatron deploy their weapons then charge at each other]
(Meanwhile, the others were trying to kick Darkseid into the Boomtube back to Apokolips]
- Darkseid: I am Darkseid! [Superman comes out of another Boomtube and punches Darkseid nearer to the portal]
- Superman: I don't care! [flies towards him as the rest of the Super Taskforce Squad leave the Boomtube]
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(Meanwhile, Optimus and Megatron were still battling for the Allspark, with several members of the squad and Starscream and Shockwave watching)
- Starscream: Lord Megatron, the rest of the Villian League has retreated, we should get out of here!
- Megatron: Not until I get what I came for!
- Donald: There's no way you're getting the Allspark!
- Megatron: I think overwise!
- Optimus Prime: Let's finish this!
- [Megatron continues fighting Optimus. Soldier fires several rockets upon Megatron, damaging him. Megatron runs to Eddy to try and grab the Allspark, but Optimus trips him and Megatron falls]
- Double D: I don't have a good feeling about this!
- Ed: I don't have any feeling at all!
- [Eddy looks between the two leaders, wondering who he should give the Allspark to]
- Megatron: I'll kill you... Mine... Allspark!
- Optimus Prime: Eddy, put the Cube in my chest now!
- Eddy: Uh right! [thinks about it for a moment] On second thought! [goes to Megatron]
- Optimus Prime: No Eddy!
- [Eddy shoves the Allspark into Megatron's chest, destroying the Allspark, but causing Megatron to malfuntion in the process and he collapses, dead]
- Eddy: Phew, that was close...
- Double D: [hugs Eddy] Oh Eddy, I'm so proud of you, you did it!
- Eddy: Yeah, I did, didn't I?
- Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, that was still a big risk though. [looks at Optimus]
- Optimus Prime: You left me no choice, brother.
- Goofy: [confused] Brother?
- Optimus Prime: Yes. We were brothers before we became enemies.
- Twilight Sparkle: Oh.
- Starscream: [looks in shock] I WILL AVENGE YOU MASTER! [gets grabbed by Shockwave]
- Shockwave: Starscream, do not be a fool! [opens a portal to the Death Egg]
- Starscream: Oh curse you and your logic!
The World is Saved/Happy Ending[]
Kilowog: *thinks Green Loontern (Duck Dogers) is dead* "I'll miss this little pooser. He was the bravest one of us all."
Green Loontern (Duck Dodgers): "Hello? I just popped out of the suit. That latex gets pretty slippery with the flop sweat and all. Do you think I could borrow a towel?"
Epilogue/Repairing Megatron/Thanos wants the Chaos Emeralds[]
[At the Death Egg, Thanos was critizing the Villian League for their failure]
- Thanos: [angrily] I hope you're proud of yourselves! With the Allspark destroyed, we can no longer restore Cybertron, not to mention Darkseid's currently trapped on Apokolips!
- Bill Cipher: Hey, we tried Thanos, well some of us did, but still!
- Darth Vader: Maybe so, but we still sustained heavy losses, we kicked Wade Wilson off, Hanzo and the Ice King doublecrossed us, and I ended up having a run-in with my old mentor.
- Thanos: Indeed, I'm still surprised you came back from your fight with Obi-Wan alive, Skywalker.
- Shao Kahn: And what about Megatron? If he is dead, who will lead the Decepticons?
- Dr. Eggman: No need to worry Kahn. [grabs a disc] Behold, I had all of Megatron's data saved onto this disc! So we can repair him from scratch!
- Kano: How? The Allspark pratically destroyed Megatron's Spark, replacing that won't be easy, or come cheap.
- Thanos: We'll find a way, Kano. Shockwave, Eggman, you help Knockout and Kano repair Megatron.
- Shockwave: Yes sir.
- Lex Luthor: So, what do we do now?
- Thanos: Thankfully, I have another plan... [the screen shows the Chaos Emeralds] The seven Chaos Emeralds are a source of unlimited power, however, they are currently in the possession of our enemies... If we can take them from them, and use them to power a weapon of some sorts. (puts in a code onto the screen and Dr. Robotnik (or Classic Eggman) appears)
- Dr. Robotnik: Hey Thanos.
- Thanos: Robotnik, how's work on the Hyper Metal Sonic going?
- Dr. Robotnik: It's going good, about 50% completed, why'd you ask?
- Thanos: [chuckles eviily] You'll see...
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